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Plees sur, can Ai has som or?
Ambercat, wii haz lawts uv punch frum de last thred, an how bout a bunneh hop danse?
hop hop hop kik!
hop hop hop kik! way hay!
hop hop hop kik! *sound uv prycelezz vase gittin kiked awf tayble*
**quiklee sweeps up priceless vase** Let meh join yu in hapee dans nd kiks!
*glews priceless vase togebber. Oddly, it nau luks lyke a bunneh*
Hay!
I jest bowted taht dis wiik-end! It costed mi a hole $2!
**franticly gloos pricelezz vase togedder wif Elmers** Ai nawt seed nobuddy tu brake dis pricelezz vase. **gives vase to rhsb, dans dans danses franticly**
Aifinks dat sumfin so xpensib mus hab been apraised an inshoord. Mebbe to call broker tu get nudder vase?
Whai need broker, it alreddy broked?
~~snerk~~ Das rite!! Da haus ful ub brokers!!
But dat wuz mai last $2!
Nao -I- iz broker.
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…an broker….an broker…an broker….
aww, so cute
Evry bunneh lubs som bunneh…
sumtymes…
Eerwurm!
Nawt sew bad ackshully.
Iz gud eerwurm, aifinks. *swoons for Dino**
CCi s grate
CC is gud
Lettuce fank him
For teh fuds.
Anom.
Wudden’ it be GodBunneh insteed ov CC fur da bunnehs?
*Goes diggin fer da link tew da GodBunneh lol*
I dunno eggsacklee.
I thot CC watched ober awl teh animlols.
Afinksew tew. ^-^ CC does watch ober awl.
An ai can nawt find it. =P aww well.
Frith, that is the name of CC to Bunnehs
Iz okai to call him/her fwith?
you’ll have to ask the rest at Watership Downs.
I’ve never read it.
Teh moovie waz kinda traumatic fur a reely sensitiv, majinitiv, aminlol-luving child lyk ai waz. Then a well-meening relativ gaved me a buk that was awl stills frum teh moovie. Even teh stuff wif teh bunnehs fyting an fings… *shudder*
Ai nebber been able tu re-reed az adult.
The first time I saw “ET” I was about 13 and cried through almost all of the 2nd half.
never seen ET, and don’t see it happening anytime soon.
Ai noes, I red buk as child, wuz hard, hab nawt re-read after.
nebbur reed A Day No Pigs Would Die.
Taht moovie wuz NOT appropriabibble for kidz! But orijinal book iz hartwarming an noble.
ai cannut reed teh last payge wiffout crying!
ai’ve tried an ai cannut do it.
pleez 2 giv carrotz naow? naow? rite naow! hay, ai sed pleez & evreeting!
Hiz littel bunneh face luks wurryd, liek mebbe to nawt get carrotz. Poor bunneh, wif yur littel hans on da table, heer iz carrotz nd lettis leefs. Lettis leev bunneh to enjoy noms!!
does this bunneh like strawberies? I no a bunneh who berry much likes himz strawberriez
Aifinks mebbe sed prayurz tu CC fur strawberrys tu.
Didjoo warsh ur paws nawt seckund?
Ambercat, catshelashuns awn nawt secund. Dans dans dans fur Ambercat. Wat yu want fur sillybrations? Choklit martoonie? Catnips cookies?
Lets do teh fayree dans form Iolanthe!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_-lmvXO2dE
Okay, but……..duz this tu-tu maek mai butt luuk fat?
nawt tuchin’ dat one, nope…..nawt for luv, munnies, or green-stamps.
Nawt touchin wat? Mai butt, or teh kweshtun?
Is the Fifth Amendment viable in cheezland? *pages frantically*
ai can haz teh fifth???
Fifth ov bourbon, plz.
kthxbai.
baytobbin’s
Yukon Jack for meh plz
Wild Turkey fur meh pleze.
Ackshully I’m not a fan of bourbon.
I live in the heart of Bourbon country and don’t drink it!
Woodford Reserve is made not far from here. I hear its one of the better ones.
I can has urs then?
Why? U gonna use onna YNG?
Didjoo get ur car warshed?
Mine needs it now. Plz 2 be warshing and cleaning out mai automobeel.
Mine is all washt, cleend and rane-xd!
Now I hasta cleen teh baffroom. But I saw my GoFur down thred a bit, maybee he cud do it? U hasta pay him in vegematerian doggeh biskits tho.
green stamps!!!
ai member dems
me n mai fren used to go from Oahu to Maui wif her moms green stamps
(aifinkso her sed wuz otay)
Ai members dem tu, green stamps nd bloo chip stamps. Wud fill da buk up den tek it in fur tu trade fur cool stuff. Huzbin nd ai wuz jes tawkin bout dat de odder day, wishing dat dey still had dem.
ai memberz hour mahm & us uzed 2 collekt de green stamps & yello stamps, got sum gud tings wen cashin em in, tew. *sigh* wuz fun & anna beeg advenshure fer mai sis & meh, de trip 2 de green stamp stoar.
Dis was huoooge adbenture!! Wuz bedder to get da big stamps dat yu culd lik nd paste tu end ub page, da littel ones tuk too long tu fill page up. Dey ebben had catalog fur to choose ar prizes!
:sigh: wuz a simpler place n time!!
O.o Waz a tiem wifout ICHC, tho.
Wuz da bestes tiem ebber. Nau ai wish nawt had bin in such huree to gwow up!
Hadz 2 lik awl teh stamps adn pastie on pages, nastii-tastin, but tehn got trip to stampstor.Liddul sisser cudunt lik, didun get 2 goes–teehee.
Duz bunnehs lyk snorglin? Cuz ai wanna snorgle him/hur!
Ai nawt has had bunneh, but tehy can be berry fekshunat an stuff, aifinkso sumwun wif a bunneh toldeded me taht… Tihs bunneh so cyoot an floofeh-soft-lukin an ebryfing, ai wants snorgles aftur yu!
Ai can haz snorgles wif bunneh too?
I has toalilly unrelatid kweshtun:
I putted 6 socks inna laundree.
Whai onlee 5 come bak?
I has a confewshun.
eets eeezy, a sock monster has inhabited your clothes washing machinery.
That’s what I thot!
Ohai Dan!
U feelin bettur today? I heer iz sunnee in TX. Izzit sunnee wehre u are?
yep, it’s sunny-ish, windy and a bit cool, alas…….I get to spend most all the day inside.
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and better-ish covers it (we’re big on “ish” here). fanks.
I see that.
I am being so lazy today. Still dressed in what I wore to bed. Got laundry going, but that’s it so far.
Probably not doin much more than that.
I battled a nasty cold that turned into bronchitis. “Taint” fun.
Thank goodness I’m 99% over it.
I know, I know……
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**rhsb heads back to the NB**
**kk4 qwiklee joins rhsb** Mai ebil mind, let meh tell yu bout it in NB.
Ai nawt bad, relee, ai jes drawn taht way.
LOLZ…rhsb, ai allwaz lubbed dat line!!! {{rhsb}}
or, u cud blame it on teh aftereffects of an overdose of ebil…
Wate, then wot wud xcuse be?
I has teh reddish hares?
Mebbe thats the reeson.
hmmm. well, only SOME of mine are reddish if ya catch’em in the light.
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crud….places for show two, back later.
What’s playin today? Backyardigans agin?
Do you have to sit through all the shows, or can you avoid seeing/hearing it all the time?
I think I’d become a screaming maniac if I had to suffer through several shows of it.
*bites tongue*
**glares at leeza**
U gots sumfin tew say, missie?
Iz gonna wash da YNG’s fur rhsb, leeza-b, since no time tu wash da car? Mite be gud gesture…:)
While you’re at it, you might just want to clean the NB.
I saw whippy cream onna ceelin, an nawt shure which wun ov us iz the culprit.
didn’t sumone say something earlier abowt a fifth amendment?
*brings owt fifth of wodka*
Vodka baaaaad to me.
It has “Absolut”lee kikked mai butt.
Nebber agin!
Jes gibs mi margajaritas an wine an I’m gud to go.
wot, no vodka, but u will drink tokillya??
well, dangit, I has to really cleen my baffroom now.
how much I DON’T get done wile I iz playin here, let me show u it!
*shows rhsb looming mtn of fur-bunnehs in all teh corners of teh howse*
BBL
Why not get the gurls 2 halp u?
I needs 2 go take shower an get dressed. Iz almost 4:00!
My lazyness, let me show u it.
BBL
**takes bottle ub vodka dat rhsb nawt want, sips and watches leeza-b cleen bafroom** Life be sweet fur meh, aifinkso.
**forgits bout mai manners** Here, rhsb, hab sum teekila, here is comfy recliner fur yu. **we bof watch leeza-b cleen da bafroom thru hazy eyes**
**takes takeela an makes margajaritas**
**PLOPS into chayre**
Hai dis is moar ennertaynin tahn ai thot!
Leeza! U misseded a spot, ober tehre….
*feels eyez on hur*
*luks around*
*luks askanse at rhsb and kerrykatz*
Wudn’t u guiz has rather watch YNG irinin than me cleenin my baffroom??
Nah, this is fine. Besydes, I’ve worn a path to the NB and unless someone wants to CARRY me there, I’m sittin rite heer.
Cheers! **downs another margajarita**
Oh shoot.
I’m gonna have to give up the ‘puter soon for a while.
Mahm hasta do sum werk an wii onlee has wun innertoobs conneckshun rite nao. I wants wireless rowter for Krissmiss!
Plz 2 see mai annownsement onna bottom of this thred.
Aifinks tu hire YNG for da cleenins, den we all fwee tu sit in recliners nd watch him!! Dis bery gud planz fur us, aifinkso!!
Oooohhh yesh. Eggselent eyedea!
**wunners wehre teh binockularz are**
*comes a-runnin* *pant-pant-wheeze*
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here dey are, sry ’bout the lenses. steemed dem up obserbing the fyrwimmens…..*ahem* train.
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*hold at arms length, one slightly steemed-up pair of binoculars*
Dan! I shudda knowd u haddum.
Remember dat fyrewimmin I sent to you the uthur day? Ai gots her fone # an hur tolded mi to cawl u wen u nawt sew bizzee.
Sew, did u see mai kweshtun? Ai think iz ^^^ a littlol bit.
**borrows binoculars** Hey, YNG, pleez tu pick up dat peese ub paper on de flur, yu mai hab to bind obber. **frantically tryz to focus binoculars*
**once agin remembers manners** Oh hai, Dan, wud yu liek a drinkee? Fanks tu bring binoculars, ai wunnent want tu miss anyfing!
Mai gudness man, u look eggsawstid.
Heer, relax in dis reclynur foar a littlol bit.
Mi, ai jes gonna pass owt onna flor frum awl the margajaritas. Watchin people werk makes a purson thirstee!
KK – Heer, hazza Clorox wipe, to kleen teh binoculars wif. I think Dan mighta. got……drool on them.
Wehn I wake up, I wanna use em!
**passes out inna flor, besyde reclinur, from awl teh margajaritas**
**summons YNG** pleez tu carry mai fren tu softer plase den flor..ai nawt want her to gits hurt.
*luks down at rhsb*
funneh, I really thot she culd hold her tokillya bedder than that.
*picks up droolee bu, be, oh let’s call em what they r, spy glassez, and wipes tehm off*
*luks throo teh glassez*
Hay! I can see Alaska!
Wot’s a fyrewimmon gonna do there??
Wescue Dan frum da oil rig fyres? Or..
Attack Dan wif vengance
Boldy show Dan hoos da boss
Crawl all obber Dan
Dans Dans Dans fur Dan
F….
U forgotted E!
Enchantee Dan
Find Dan a donut
Give Dan a nikkel to tell a storie
French maid costooms?
Girlee giglols
H…
**eeeek**
Help Dan intu sumfing moar comfterbal
Ice in yur drinkee, Dan
Jello wrestling for Dan!
Keep Dan occupied
L….
Oh, dat sock monster, he wurs den cookee munster. Lurks in machine, grabbin jes one sock, nd onlee yur fabrite won. He eets dem, nd jes grows stronger.
I usta watch a cartoon called Mr Bumpy. Him eeted socks. Wuz funnee an I wanna find it awn dvd.
now…. rhsb, yew noes yer nawt sposed two ask teh highleee teknikel n maffamattucul kweschuns!!! (nebber onna Caturday)
Sowwy.
**hangs hed in shame**
otay……. dish mite take yew backabit!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p57nf-FvVxw&feature=related
hi pples
If yu put tha pantyhose in tha washer, sock monster gets so mad at not bein able to eet just one, he tangles up pantyhose for reevenj.
There being lawts uv eggstra beeleef coz nobuddy beleeving in teh Hogfavver… ohwait, wrong uniberse.
HO HO HO!
Discworld iz alwaiz rite uniberse aifinkso. Dat is wun uv mai fav buks in de series
It eskaped tew da Land uv de Lawst Left Sawks. Dat’s weer awl uv ur lawsted tings gow.
Iz becauz the sock is teh larval form ov teh coathanger. Datz where awl dos coathangers cumz frum.
bunneh dissapproves of the service at this rester…resater…dinner-store.
Bunneh fills owt cusstimer satisfakshun survey, makes mental note nawt to return, unless in disguise. Retaliation frum wait-staff…nawt want!!
Watebber u do, DONUT send teh fuds back!
CC-knows what they do to it when noone iz luukin. **shudder, shiver**
tru, so tru, some people do not getz dat.
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do you really want to antagonize and needlessly belittle the people who have un restricted access to your food? think about that one for a moment.
Ai wuz waitriss fur lawng time wen wuz yunger…pleez tu nawt belittel da staffs.
Sum places be ok, sum…nawt so much. But fur wile ai wuz waitress in biker bar in northern cal…fur sum reeson, nawt bee problims der.
teh culur purpol……… (ewwwwwwww member???)
ai haz tew go tew stor fur sum fings an cant tear maiself awai……but am goin now!! rilly troooleeeee
ai will czech in awn yew all layter!!! schmoooooooooooo
Pleez tu bai meh a prezzint wen goes to store?
Bye, Jamamakitty!
Has a gud dai!
I try to be very nice to waitstaffs.
I would be terriblol waitress, aifinkso.
ai kno ai wud bee, ai duz nawt dew wel inna sichooashun ware ai haz 2 bee polyte but de udder person duz nawt haz tew. ai admirez dose peeps dat cahn dew dat kind uv jawb, dey haz beeg payshunts.
Da cooks nawt mess wif der fuds!! Nd da waytress nawt tu putz visine in da drinkees!
kerrykatz is rite!
I was a wateress for 5 years, and I never saw anyone spit in anyfing, or put viseen or any of teh varius and sundry fings peeple think.
Hoever very rood peepl were occasionally charged 20% tax in my section.
FTW!
Datz sum hard workees der. Sum peeps iz sew rood, one tiem (dis win ai wuz yunger) dis man wuz flirtee wif meh, ai is onlee lookin at da wife, iz polite to man, nawt flirtee bak. Ai iz nise as ai kin beh, den da stoopy man leebs meh a 5.00 tip. Ai watch as da wife grabs mai tip nd puts in hur purse wen dey ar walking out.
But, member win da Susan B. Anthony dollars came owt? Dey lukd liek quarters…dat wuz sweet, sumtimes wud get biiiiig tips on accident!!
Teh female goggie!
NAWT nyse!
Ai has been known to ADD to teh tip before leevin. NAWT subtrack frum it!
Den der are da clebber peeps, dat leeb da tip in da wadder glass…hahaha, let meh laff…Or da old mens dat drinkee da cofee fur hours nd hours, tying up yur tables. Dey always ask yu tu put yur finger in da cofee tu mek it sweet, den wen dey leeb after 4 hours, dey leeb yu brite shiny dime fur tu by a new dress wif.
Sumbodee hazzn been shoppin for a dress in elebenty million yeers!
Ai noes, meh too, ai haz teekela fur yu up da fred. We gonna watch leeza-b cleen da bafroom.
Bunneh do not want tew ends up AWN da menu, fur feeling awt da dissatisfackshun survey! Bettur be care-filled, bunneh!
Menu? Bunneh? *luks intrestid*
Uh-oh! Da vocal weezul is bak again! =P
But luckeelee da bunneh do no wants tew ends up awn da menu. ^-^ Sew bunneh be sayfe.
*sighs an wandurs awf tu luk fur sumfing else fur dinner*
Aww… dun has a sad, RabidWeasel… *Howlds owt a chokklit bunneh* ^-^
Wanna chokklit bunneh instead ob a regoolar won?
Chokklit bunneh?
*nomnomnomnomnom*
*burps an curls up aroun distended tummeh fur a nap*
Awww! ^-^ *Has mai oan chokklit bunneh!*
Om nom nom nom nom!
**looks interested** ai hopes dat yu snug in yer weesel hole fur dat nap! Iz hard tu move wen tumee is so ful ub choklit!!
ohai GoFur!
how r u todays??
*skritchez doggeh on teh nose*
Ohai Leeza. ^-^ *Happeh woofeh sownds* Ai be gewd, a itteh bitteh bit tyred from howlin at da moon last nyte, but ai be gewd. Hao aboat yew?
hm, well that IZ a funneh, I was awake most of teh nite coz of some horroblol howling outsied my window!
*skwinks at GoFur*
WARE were u howling at?
I saw the moon last night, was mostlee full, aifinkso.
I think I heard some howling, too! Maybe that’s why I kept waking up.
Er… ai… er… ai wasn’… an ai was… Okays! Ai was howlin in Cheezpeep land! (ackshuallee mayde a post at tew thirtee in da mornin awn heer. =P)
I is sowweh, Leeza an rhsb! *Whimper whimper whine* Ai leik tew howl! Hehe eben awn da new moon.
**skritches DF’s eers**
Iz okay.
**whispurrs** I has been known to howl sometimes, too! Donut tell anybodee, tho!
hmm.. maybee we needs to add a sowndpruf chamber to teh NB!
*wonders why we never did that befores*
I agree! It could be benefishul foar eberywun.
So….how soon could you get that soundproofing done? I wanna be the nawt-seckund to……um…….try it out.
You know, make sure the work was done rite.
Ifinkso we cud yoose a verry thick layer of marshymallols.
but, um, r u SHURE u want to try it owt before we knows if all teh sound is prufed?
Hehe marshey-mallows be a gewd sownd prewfer! …excapt aifink a few peeps (mee eenklewded! Yum!) mai eet dem awai ober tyme… mai need tew replayce dem ober an ober and ober again!
Marshymallows sown gud. Provide extry cushionin AN u could nom on them if u ebber get locked in.
Wii can send DF in there to make sure it’s soundprufed an then I will go in (wif sumwun who shall be unnamed) an “Christen” it!
*Tinks abaot “Christenin da rewm” … O_o … okies! ^-^ sownds gewd!
Dew we hab annee arcke… artche… bildur-peeps hew nose hao tew werk wif marshey-mallows?
I suggest wii gets teh Extreem Hoem Makeover guies.
Tehy kin bild ennyfing in a week!
**rhsb, gettin anxious to christen the new rume**
Aifinks tu hire large burly construcshen wurkers to do dat job. Dey will hab tu take of da shirts..cuz gits hawt in der!! Ai volinteer to supervise dem.
Okay, KK u can supervise them, but DONUT distrack tehm!
I wants this projeck finished AWN skedyool, if nawt befoar!
Aifinksew tew! But dey mai wanna werk fastur dan a week, becawse rhsb seems tew be anxeous!
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Hmm… KerryKatz, yew wants tew supervice dem? An yew comments awn deir nawt-shurt-wearing? Hmm… doesn’t sownd leik a bad ideas tew me! Go rite ahead! *obliveeous woof*
An is dat gunna be an extenshun tew da nawtee barn? Oar a re-fitten of a rew awlreddeh in it?
Aifinks menee improovmint needed. **luks at hunky construction wurkers wif nawt shirts awn** Dey culd be heer fur lawng time.
Wanders awf wile yew bowf is distrackted an gets een tew da marshey-mallow supplies, nom nom nom nom nomnomnomnomming a whole lots… den ai comes bak an licks awf da marshy-mallow residoo from my mowf* Der! Dat awt tew mayke dem stay arownd fur a lawng tyme. =P
**whispers to DF** brylyent idea!! I nawt tu notice marshymellow residue, if yu nawt notice how ai mek dis renobation last longur den it should. **returns to supervice YNG construction workers**
*Whispers bak* Hehe It’s a fun ting is it nawt, rhsb? I luff tew dew it awl da tyme! But peeps dew kinda lewk at meh funneh wen ai dew. =P
Awww! Yew wud lawk me in da nb at nyte tew keep me from howlin, Leeza? But ai wanna be free! *Skip skip skip skip dans dans* …but as lawng as dere be an open window in da saownd prewf rewm, den ai be okays! *Grin*
noes, not lock u in!
just has it there, for u to use when u wants!!
rn’t there sumtimes u wanna howl wif a littul, er, discreshun?
Hehe aifink yew is ryte. ^-^ Nawt tew be wayking up eberywon wif mai berry lowd howls! Angree mobs is bad fur mai woofeh survival. =P
hey yall
{{DP}} Ai puts da vice in supervice!!
yo im new 2 dis! tell me ow 2 upload ma lolz! tanksyou
info is up on teh left side ob teh page……..
welcum 2 cheezland yoshibear!! iffen u goes 2 de lolbuilder (tab at tawp uv paige) u wil see ware 2 upload ur pics, iz eezy, eben ai cahn dew it & ai iz teknikly challenged.
ai nawt rilly unnerstan kwschun cuz ai wen tew teh profyle an wuz sum lols der… nawt shur if askin rite fing??? prolly wants tew noes how tew gettum onna frunt page, cud be aifinkso
dere’s also lots uv udder pics dere tew luk at & u cahn uze dem tew maik lols iffen u want. affer u capshun de pic u clikky awn saive & submit & awf it goez. Dey bee gitten elebenty hunnerd lols a dai aifinkso, sew hour chancez uv maikin de hoam paige is slim, onlee 5 oar 6 awn hoam paige per dai, butt wii keeps trine, hoapin fer dat faim & gloree & tew maik cheezfrends smyle wif hour lols.
Oh hai yoshibear, nyce to meet u
Sew Qte! Yu kan haz awl mai lettuss an karatz.
bunneh sais “fank u! ai cahn haz ur wach 2 anna noo car? an sine rite heer 2 put meh in ur wil!” o, de power uv de cayute!
Awwwww! I had a bunny like that!
never had a bunnay
i feel sad…
yo bob, u der foos?
u kno, i luuuuuv dat pic. it soooo funnay!!!! i was almost fallin outta mai chair!!!!!!!!!!
oh dear… So sad.. But you are right
Ohai! I can has attenshun:
Ifn u are a member ov Cheezfernz awn Yahool, plz 2 go reed “I has a thinkin” an put your thots/opinions awn teh thred.
Tankyoo an you may nao go bak 2 ur regularlee skedulled mayhem.
Ai haz aol, nawt finks ai can go der.
oh yes you can, I did.
Iz dis lolcats post? If sew, iz der a way to typee it in? Mai round the block, fried out brane cells, yu can see dem frum mai queshun…
Pleez to gib direcshuns, ai wood lub tu go der…(ai haz sew manee fings tu say, aifinkso)
Ai finks ai figgerd it owt..will try.
No, ai has a stoopy.
Cuteness overdose!
table manners bunneh haz gud table manners
I’d love to make this a favourite, but my computer won’t let me, guess I’ll have to wait ’till next time I can use my BF’s ^^
noms he wans dem
if u luk up at top left, rite under deh logo it sez “Lolcats n Funny Pictures” I finkso, dis b wun uv deh Funny Pictures. Sheesh!!! I noez losting deh lekshun ben tuff on u, but seriuzlee– Chill, dude!
Mebbe him trying tu show us him knowing the diffrins between lolcat an lolbunneh?
I wudda ben moar impressed if he’d uv noen deh diffrunce btween a Vice Prezidenshul candidate adn a moron.
~~snerk~~ Purrhaps medycashun iz in order….