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Eggsalad, nightshayde! Spoze tehy gots ennee fyremens in wit teh princes?
I hopes so!
Teh princes in teh cartoons, movies, wutever.. always luks liek sissies to me. Dunno why!
Itz teh tytes. Hard tu luk lyke a Man in tytes.
AHEM, sometimes we no gets choice, for only a fool irritates the costumers.
I dunno if itz teh tites.
I cudda gone for Barishnikov.
I fink itz teh way they all sit around wif everyone wating on them.
Liek they was ROYALTEE or sumthing!
U has bin on teh stage 2 Dan?
not for years. but yes.
I bet there’s a storee there!
“only a fool irritates the costumers.”
I did once. And lived.
Teh fyremens down heer in SoCal iz bery bery bizzee rite nao.
Dey duzzint haz tiem fur fun at teh Nawty Barn, aifinkso.
NS, ware are yu in socal…mai sisteh in Lancaster, antelope valley, an husbin and I allways wud fish at Castiac, is rite by der, right?
Bin awn da news all dey. Dey had tu close down da five, las ai herd.
Yesh – dat iz close. Ai yoosta be a liefgard at Castaic Lake! Nao we iz in Canyun Countree. Teh Sylmar fier iz ober a range uv hills frum us. We kud see liddul bitz uv flaem abowt an howr ago (weez nawt in enny daynger – so plz to nawt haz a worry fur us).
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We haz planz to go to Dizneeland tomorrow fur a skavenjur-hunt-type competishun. Weez tryin to figure owt if we shud leev tonite & get to a hotel sumwhere, or try to get owt in teh morning. Luks liek maybe teh freeway *mite* get a liddul beddur. *crosses paws*
Datz mai ol stompin grounds. I was raised in Tehachapi, den moved tu Lancaster…my huzbin nd meh would fish Castaic for stripers. Pleez no angree letters…we onlee wud keep what we wuld eat, always we would catch nd release mostly., jes fun to catches dem. Iz der bak road to git tu Disneyland?
{{NS}} Duz yoo watch ebbry moovie an see Vasquez Rocks nd Joshua trees in der an try to figger owt ware moovie is shot, like in Acton?
Heh – ai wuz in Acton just last nite. Aiz awlwaiz lukkin at teevee shows to see if dey wuz shot arownd heer. CSI duz a lot uv filming neer where ai werk, an ai noez dey yoozes Castaic a lot. NCIS films neer mah werk ebree few weeks.
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Dere iz nawt enny easy bak ways to Dizneeland. We wud eever haz to taek teh 126 owt to Ventura & come down teh 101… or out teh 14 to teh 138 to teh 15 & down sumwhere. Aiz rillee hoapin we duzzint haz to get creeatib. So much eezier to just taek teh 14 to teh 5 to Dizneeland. *sigh*
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Yew kittehz awl haz a gud ebening. Ai iz gonna go tayke a nap. Ai feerz ai haz a bit uv a cold agin. *stomps paws*
Mebbe tehy needs tu be rewarded wif a trip tu teh NB wunce thems wurk iz nawt so intense, an aftur tehy having a chance tu rest?
*nod* *nod*
Dat iz a wunnermus ideeyuh, Pk!
In tha meentime, we will just haz ta make do wif burly carpenters.
Tres 3 is owtta papur.
Please to seleckt anotter tres, or fill teh tres.
Tres lol
mercy bukkits, prysma!
ohes noes! A kitteh jam!
Fantima duz this alla thyme!
that thing took mai mattress, I wannit back
*ducks as commint goes over hur hed*
kitteh sleepin onna paper tray, and the printer takes the sheet of paper out from under the sleepin’ kitteh.
Dis mindz meh ub NB cartoon ai saw once…8O
o. Mine is not liek that…
*sits bak up*
Sing da song in yer hed, den fink bout bery tired ladee….
:8o:
I meens
Ai noes, dis song ruined fur me nao!!
okai, okai….ai goez tew teh NB nao…
Argh, now song iz stucks in mah head, lol…
Ai waiked up tudai wif da “Dansing Matilda” frum cweenmj abowt 2 daiz ago. nd den cant memebrenbur da rest ub da wurdz.
OH hai, LadyM…once a jolly swagman, camped by a billagong, under da shade ub a kooliba tree and he sang as sat an wayted wile his billy boiled, yull come a waltzing matilda wif me…happy to refresh da eerwurm fur ya!!
sher beets teh Prince wun. Unless the Prince wun iz “Li’l Wed Korbette”….
Wp eted mai wurdz twicet naow. wuz fanking KK4 fur hur kinednes. Wil hab dat soawng in mai eers 3 moar daiz naow. Fawt wuz “billabong” ??
Frum Wikipedia:
There are no “official” lyrics to “Waltzing Matilda”, and slight variations can be found in different sources.
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Once a jolly swagman camped by a billabong,
Under the shade of a coolibah tree,
And he sang as he watched and waited ’til his billy boiled
“Who’ll come a-Waltzing Matilda, with me?”
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Waltzing Matilda, Waltzing Matilda
“You’ll come a-Waltzing Matilda, with me”
And he sang as he watched and waited ’til his billy boiled,
“You’ll come a-Waltzing Matilda, with me”.
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Down came a jumbuck to drink at the billabong,
Up got the swagman and grabbed him with glee,
And he sang as he stowed that jumbuck in his tucker bag,
“You’ll come a-Waltzing Matilda, with me”.
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Waltzing Matilda, Waltzing Matilda
“You’ll come a-Waltzing Matilda, with me”
And he sang as he stowed that jumbuck in his tucker bag,
“You’ll come a-Waltzing Matilda, with me”.
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Down came the squatter, mounted on his thoroughbred,
Up came the troopers, one, two, three,
“Who’s that jolly jumbuck you’ve got in your tucker bag?”
“You’ll come a-Waltzing Matilda, with me”.
.
Waltzing Matilda, Waltzing Matilda
“You’ll come a-Waltzing Matilda, with me”
“Who’s that jolly jumbuck you’ve got in your tucker bag?”,
“You’ll come a-Waltzing Matilda, with me”.
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Up got the swagman and jumped into the billabong,
“You’ll never catch me alive”, said he,
And his ghost may be heard as you pass by that billabong,
“Who’ll come a-Waltzing Matilda, with me?”
.
Waltzing Matilda, Waltzing Matilda
Who’ll come a-Waltzing Matilda, with me
And his ghost may be heard as you pass by that billabong,
“Who’ll come a-Waltzing Matilda, with me?”
“his billy boiled”?
Wuzn’t that x-treemly painful?
Swagman = transient farm worker, usually one who helps shear sheep
Billabong = small, semi-stagnant lake
Coolibah = type of eucalyptus
Billy = billycan, a pot for boiling water
Jumbuck = sheep
Tucker bag = bag for carrying food
=^..^=
You rite, iz nawt billigong!! I finks ai wuz singin for da gong show..ai gess!!
OMG my bf is always goin around the house singin dat song…ugh! lol.
Eerwurm – DO NAWT WANT!!
*hepfulee brakes intu gratooitus rendishun uv Star Trekkin tu replayce eerwurm*
Ye cannot change the laws of physics, laws of physics, laws of physics
Ai knew ai cud nawt karee a tune inna bukkit, but nao teh moosikal notes haz runned away toadally.
oh hao funneee FF0…………is yer nayme Matilda bai inny chanc??
Egg-cellant!
**rhsb walks in, holdin her hed**
Ooooohhhh…..wat happend to mi?
didja wake up wit Jose’s boots in yer mouth?
Sunfin lyk dat, aifinkso.
I nawt-seckund read “Jose” as “Josie” (my dearly departed kitteh).
Iz better nau? Ai sends YNG tu scoop yu off da flore.
Ai med shoor dat yu nawt dans on de bar or start a fite!!
Fanks, KK.
But, whose shirt am I wearin?
**looks down**
AN WARE ARE MY CLOTHES?!?!?
Ai hope ders noe undergarmints in da bottim ub yur purse!! Ai tried tu keep yu safe, but den ai had dose binoculars…
My purse?
I don’t even know where it is.
OMCCWTFBBQ.
well there wudn’t be unnerwares anyway wud there?
U was debreefed ages ago…
Ah yes, I remember it well….
**a large slitely-sinister smile crosses her fase**
I could say something REALLY BAD right now, but I don’t wanna be banned from the Land O Cheez.
**triies to bite tung**
heer, has a marshmallol.
*luuks up at ceiling* beige……..yep, paint the ceiling beige.
Heer is bullit tu bite awn, cowboy style!!
So…….who do y’all think will win the playoffs this year?
CHARGERS…CHARGERS…chargers..dey nawt tu play so gud dis yeer, too many good players out.
Ohai,{{{{{rhsb}}}}}} Ai fawt ai warned yu yestdy tu be moar kereful hoo yu keped kumpnee wif. Ai hurd dat da Leeza wuz akted berry unsemelee, nawt tu sai skandlustlee, aftur ai left mai resepshun in oggust. Cween wuz wating tu taik me awn tur in hur bublol.
But, dats why we’re such gud frenz!
Oops, did I say that out loud?
wot?
wot did I do??
Leeza! I jes got GRATE noos!
The room in the NB is almost finished! I can begin accepting applications from those who might be interested.
Would you halp me get the word out and distribute applications?
**wonders to herself**
Wonder if I could get Rob Thomas to apply…..
I have such a girlie-crush on him right now. I just love to put on my headphones and blast his voice to my ears. Oh, and we sing together in the car too. He’s better than I am, tho.
Waet….wut ruum?
If yu finds him, ai wants tu, er, meeting him, befoar yu let him g… er, befoar him leeving.
um, he’s still married. his wife was here with him when Matchbox 20 was here last.
Drat!
Well, in my dreams he izznt.
Luuk! DK is heer! **whispurrs 2 Dan** Wonner ifn hes gonna fire up teh grill…
Ohai, DK! Hao u doin?
ok I can stribute applicashun…
u want me to put up flyers, 2?
Or shud I just turn on teh grail lite?
that depends leeza, are ya knitten de undergarments?
Wazza grail lite? **luuks confuzzled**
Monty Python and the Holy Grail, the Castle Anthrax.
Undergarments? knitten? cant I just pick some up at Tarjhay?
Itz a Monty Python ref rhsb. Teh ’sisters’ wud turn it on to lure teh knights for… uh.. spankings.
I’ve never seen it.
Thanks for the ’splaynin, Leeza.
In that case, YES! Put halogens in those puppies!
okays!
The knites can be pretty hot.
Not as hot as teh men in kiltz, tho.
I wented bak in time to teh Benji thred.
This thred is borked!
But u gotta see teh movie sometime!
My all time fave… funniest movie evar!
Nrrgh…..awl ov dis seems aimed at maekin meh goe tew teh MB….and eets wurkin…
*facepaw* I deffeeneetlee goez tew teh NB nao…
Wif eberybodee goin there lately, mebbe wii needs automatick door or revolbin door?
a revolving door holds in the heat better.
I don’t think we have to worry about losing heat in the NB.
ware has u bin?
U was sposed to be sooprvising teh bilding of teh NB soundpruf room. Howz it coming?
is it even breathing hard at this point?
Dan!
**a man aftur mai own hart** **bats eyelashes at him**
Oowww..
*wipes up wine off teh keybored*
Luuk owt, Leeza. U gonna be nexst 2 be feline lyk mi.
Trust mi, iz nawt so grate ackshully.
dunno, sounds like a good idea, I see a big glass of red wine (merlot preferred), anna lawng hot soak with eucalyptus epsom salts in my near future.
mmmmm… I iz having a sinfandel.
umm……..do me a favor and spell that with a “z” next time.
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my mind took that one someplace………………………dirty.
*slitely ebil smile*
Itz very gud wine, really.
Want some?
whaddare da chances for that dandelion wine folks were talkin’ about the other day?
well oks.. if ur shure u don’t some uv my sin…
Heer, dandelyon wine, or I does have some merlow, if u’d rather.
ackshully speeking of wine, I ment to tell ya, thank ur lucky stars u never had teh muscadine… omg that stuff is teh wurst! VERY sweet. Way wurse than teh bbq.
*taps forehead wit fist* arrrgh,…………..sigh……ahem, yes…summodat merlot would be most groovy.
*pours Dan a big glass ov merlow*
*keeps teh bottlol handy*
wut abaot yur sin?
i wud nawt mind sum ov dat…..;)
**staggers to NB**
yew are still in NB??? it appeeeers dat teh uzhual suspex is still here!!!
ai’m back!!!!! (gots sum kitteh grass fur teh mamakitty, wantsum???)
wut kinda grass?
we makin brownees??
Ai hab ressypee fur dat… catnippy brownee fur ebbryone!!
suddenlee ai iz berry hongreeeee!!!
Passin on the grass, Jamamakitty. I gots hyooj hanged-ovur.
Yes, I’m going back to the NB. I might has well move in there, aifinkso.
well
move it on ober
rockiton ober!!!
Are you singin George Thoroughlygood?
I love that man!
oh yesh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TG5DtVWDIxg
DF jus mite like dis song!!!
lolz!
He’s bad to teh bone, fer shur!
I saw him inna small bar in Clt years ago.. one of teh best shows I ever saw.
hey, wair’s kafleen??? teh donkee is own TB…… aifinkso himz gunna make WAFFULS!!!!! (ai lubs shrek)
I acted as the DJ for my cousin menny yeers ago and LOVED to play George!
Those were the ancient days of record albums.
Meen ol dawg moobin in!!
Der iz gud wite Merlot out der…bery nice, yesh.
I mite like the white merlot.
Nawt a big fan of the reds. I tend to like the whites and the pinks.
oh I dont finkso…
I iz drinking teh red wine… It’z for mah HELF.
It’s HELFY.
Dark chokklit, tu! Dark chokklit is also helfy! Nawt furget that!
Red wine, iz gud fur da blood, iz helthee fing!! **drinks anudder glass nd offers bottel tu udders**
milk and wine togedder……….yick.
Wine float, um, ai nawt finskso!! I gree wif yu!
wine flote………….ewwwwwwwwww
hey KK4, CCR wuz jus on
KK sed hur wuz gonna do taht.
Izzit dun yet? After this hangover leaves me, I’m gonna start takin applications from those who wanna halp me christen it.
Ai is bery busee to supervice de construction workers wat ware no shirts…ai hope dis project nawt drag on too long!! **gives xtra work to da workers** oh, ai fink all is going bery well, akshully.
**gives KK a stern luuk**
If this project goes too far over skedyool, I will NAWT b happitayle!
Do u unnerstan?
**Luks up frum clipboard** well, mebee dey can hurry up wif da inside den has tu du paintings on outside ub NB?
Or landskapings…or tree trimmins, or tu tak care ub da parkin lot?
Dey beddur putz awn dere shrits preddee sune oar wil getz forstbeitz in da meeshgan wevvur.
Forstbeitz cud be veree payneful, dependin on teh affeckted area, aifinkso.
Frostbites be verry payneful, especially in certain affected areas, aifinkso.
Okay, I need sumbodee to tell me wat happened.
Teh last thing I remememembur wuz watchin Leeza cleen hur bafrume.
Teh nexst thing, I wake up nawt knowin ware I wuz an wanderin in heer.
Oh, an whoebber tells me, please speek qwietlee.
**whispers to rhsb** you was on da floor, den ai summon YNG tu scoop yu up so nawt to hab hurtees frum da hard floor, den, aifinks he tek yu tu softee place tu lay down, per mai instrukshuns…ai nawt now wat happen from der!
How did I end up onna floor? I was in the recliner.
Was I still dressed?
Come on now, I need to know!
doan get me to lyin’, I hadda nudder show to go do.
LYIN?!?!
So you DO know something, huh?
Spill it, dood!
no, no no noes, that means I have no information, annyting I tells ya will nawt, to the best of my knowlege, be troo. therefore…….lyin’ *luks wit earnestness*
Methinks you protest too much, my fren.
**gives Dan “the look”**
Okay, now tell your buddy rhsb what you know. You know the old sayings, “Honesty is the best policy, and the truth shall set you free”.
Don’t make me has to beg.
bellieve meh, I wish I knew. Iffen I was in, position, to know then I wouldn’t of been on stage……goobering a cue.
**thinks to hurself: Iz he tellin the troof, or nawt?**
So Dan, are you habbin fun wif the Backyardigans?
three shows done, and two more tomorrow. the shows tomorrow are followed by a “production load-out”. It’s the end of thier tour, and all the equipment goes to different places. This means the truck pack they are used to is now useless and must be figured-out anew. it’s expected to take 4 or more hours.
Oh, that nawt sounding lyk teh fun at AWL.
{{{SHD}}}
Oh that sounds like so much fun! Not.
Did you see my message yesterday about there’s NO WAY I could do your job?
Of course, there are people who couldn’t do my job, so I guess it evens out.
wot she sed!
So Dan do u travel wif tehm, or do u just do teh shows in ur area?
it could be worse, we could still be dealing with a church service that morning. not only having to get to work at 0:damitsearly inna morning to set the ungrateful wretches up, but have to chase them off the stage to reset for the first show.
haven’t toured since 2000. been back home (here) since spring 2002
Check out this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4K5e9wqVB8
Can you imagine being up toward the top when this happened?
I’d be sayin sum stuff that you prolly shouldn’t say here.
Like Bill Cosby said, “First you say it, then you do it”.
was in a similar situation, but not so high, and all the truss-spots were called down for the last act (ZZ Top) of the Crossroads Guitar Festival.
**shudders**
How long have you been doing this? Who/what did you tour with?
five years of touring childrens theatre. seven months at a time.
Dang.
Did that get old? It would for me, aifinkso.
I’d guess u’d hafta realy like kids!
sure I like kids………..in garlic butter.
I liek mine wif fava beens and a nise chianti.
You’d like the book I saw once. It was titled “Cooking With Kids”.
sombody had to say it!
I really HATES this stoopy 200 commint borked thred thing.
So are you guys CF, then?
Ditto. Ai finded a sorta way tu wurk wif it, but ai nawt lyking it at awl. (ai uses fyrefoks… ai keeps “find” up, an when it hits 200, ai find nuest commints bai surching for, fur eggsamplel, “4:” oar “4:0″ an keep hitting negst until it cums back tu top. Then refresh an du again. Wurks, but iz a toadal pain in teh tayl!
I’m going to do my part to slow it down: My head is poiunding, I may be getting a migraine, so I’m going to bed.
Hope to see y’all tomorrow.
{{{Cheezfrenz}}}
Feel better rhsb! Seez yew tewmorrow
Luuks liek yew wented to bed a while ago… but ai hoeps yer feelin beddur, rhsb!
…
Sry. Diddint meenz to showt.
Sumwun sez “Backyardigans?” Datz wun uv teh favrit shows in mah howse. Eben teh adults lieking it.
don’t ax me, I was teh ‘entertanemint’.
Leeza – This may be the first time evar you’re innocent!
wut?
I iz pure as teh drivin snow!
I has livved teh sheltered leif!
Ax anyone!!
Well almost anyone.
Uh-huh.
Yep, I belive that.
Ladees and gennelman of teh jurie..
I ask u.
Iz teh pot allowed to giv evidense??
I objeck!
*Trottity-trots owt of da sownd-prewf porshun of da NB*
It werked! An I has a happy! A berry gewd howlin sess-shun!
…Ohai eberybuddeh! …wat deed ai miss?
**face lites up**
It’s FINISHED?!??!?
I’ve got lots of work to do: Now I has to begin the application process.
**looks alarmed** What, iz finish alreddy???? But, but, wat bout da worker guys…fink ub de ekonimee, dey needs jobs!!!
yesh, aifinkso KK4 is nawt finished “stimulatin teh ‘conomeeee!!!”
There being lawts moar wurk tu du! Iz just teh soundpruf ruum finished, afinkso. Teh rest uv teh NB needing a nu coat uv paint, insyd an out, aifinkso. An that just be tu start wif! Teh windows be draftee, an yu NAWT want teh NB tu be draftee, nawt wif teh, er, dress code in it! An ai shur there being moar!
**begins pacing frantically, muttering to herself**
Yu can beginning applicashun process. Soundpruf ruum be finished. Bai teh tiem yu maek desizhun about awl teh applikants an which wun or tu oar free yu going tu approov, KK4 will having teh wurkmens awl dun, ai shur.
Thanks, Prysma_kitteh.
For starters, I need halp getting the word out. “Applications now being taken to join rhsb in christening the new soundproof room in the NB.”
Aifnksew tew. Applikayshun prowcess be ta best wai tew dew it… er… wat be we applkayting fur? =P
For answer, plz 2 see my post right above yours.
ohai GoFur!
Grate jawb on teh noo room!
*stratens shurt*
Wa tank yew! I din doo anyting wif eet. =P …Ai guess mai Woofehness made dem doo it gewd!
Hehe an ai saw it jus aftur ai posted. =P
Big eyes an big eers an big teef, ai showd dem tew dem!
Ai also has a bizzee tewnyte. Playin fur a itty bitty bit wif a friend awn a videeow gayme, an eet be hard tew play an lewk awn mai lappeh-top tew. But ai be heer in speeret! An addin een mai woofs naow an agayn. =P
Ai needz dem to fynysh mai lil’ apartmint een teh lawft of teh NB…more lyke a lil’ penthaws swuete, reely…needz custum kitteh-chen, hawt tub, fansee baffruum…an’ dat’s jist fer stawrturz…
=^..^=
Kitteh is waitin fur Paw Prints? Or mebby Ma Prints?
Or kettle prints?
kk4 iz u heer? Ai kno it latr den ai sed but unavoodible. sic agin bot betr nao.
ohai CCR…. ai maded yew a lol an put it on yer profyle!!!
yew can make a lol and put on someone else’s profile?
kewl.
Yu’z so sweetz!! Ai weded da note an faved it. fanx fur bein da best eber:) By da wey weer da dinkys*ai takes miin sweet pweeze. stwaberi or banana K?
yew wantz a banana dakerie??? or strumbarrie??
leesa, ai jus put teh linkie tew teh lol onna messij tew her
oh ai nose……….. hyer CCR haz wun ob eeeech!!! wif sum snakkies tew go wiffit
Pleez drinkees fur meh too…huzbin says, ai go out an git dinner, ai sez, cool. Den he gits home wif ingredients…NAWT dinner. Ai bin choppin smoked sausages, onions, celery, cookin rice…cuz he want Jambalaya all ub a suddin!!!!
Dont he noes ai bizzy? **whispers** two shots fur meh, pleez.
yer wish is mai command!!! wut iz yer plezzur??? strumbarry dakerie wif 2 shots???
*hmmmm duzzat go wif jambalaya???*
Oh, yu sed da J word!! Good gravy..oh noes!! **husbin sez, gravy, kin yu whip up sum gravy?** Pleez tu pass da strumbery dakris wif lots ub shots!!
heer is yer boddel ob rum (goes in dakeries aifinkso) wif a lil strumbarri innit!!
Ai guess ai gotz lost..Halp! Ai don kno iffn ai gos ups or dwns
yessss lotta shotz. Noes ai not need AA jus sumfing tu mak da happees!
So wat we taakin bout? oh yea-jambalya- no dinkyz no go wit it aifinks.
az fur brandy..mabee but sumtiems jus sumfing sweet:)
Hey c.rose, ar yu goin up nd down da pagee here? You bout killed meh today wif yur letters!!
aifinsko a rilly gud beer wud go wif jam-bee-laya!!!
fanx u bery much. Ai needz dem *guzzle* oh! an bof uf dem!! u sooo genrus ans snakkee 2*maky big eyes*:)
mebbe nice frooot tray wif sweet creem cheeze dip……… fur mai cheez frens!!!
yup..yuz kno howta tweet fwrends rite!! iz we gettin to end of line?
Hey, CCR, ai heer, am trying to play between cookin dinner for huzbin….mai always hungree husbin, let me hab sumone else feeds him!! Sheesh…iz like shovlin coal in nebber endin furnace!!!
HAHAHA! U so funnee!! Ai sry ai not heer sooner, ai sic abit but betr nao. Did u heer dat J made mi a LOL and it soe cuute!! She gud fwrend. Ai askit fur dinky, maabe need 2-3*whisper that it jus medicinal*
CCR yer drinkie is rite above yew!!!
**whispers to CCR** wen yur sik, da bestest fing ebber is brandy. goes down smoothy, burns da sore throat, helps yu tu sleep, only, ub corse, in a medicinal way!!
Yu get da huband feeded? Dey all da same. lubs em, but wish dey be mur*can’t tink uf rite werd.
Ai alreddy noes da wurd!! Iz hard, ai had da bad huzbin, den ai was single mom for bout 6 yeers, iz hard to gib up da independance….but ai iz gud bout it, ai jes vent sumtimes!! He’s gud guy, lubs awl mai kittehs, nawt hurts meh, ai jes older ai gess, nd gits tired ub cookin and doin dishes from da cookin awl day.
Pleh.
Ai knos hunnee!! ai been der 2. Hubbi 1 wus nice guy jus dumb. Ai awso dumb.
so hubbee #3 is saint!! Lik yu he gud to me an lubs mi kittehs and kids. So he ok. Jus lik yu 2 much unddr footz!!
den metz an 2nd huband an he *whispers-satans son or brudder* madz mi wish ai was widow
oh CCR goes tew dis lol……….. ai iz at bottom ob page
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/11/15/funny-pictures-benji-i-i-you-ur-back/#comment-499670
Yu haz had him dewurmed latelee?
Pleez nawt tu tempt meh!! Ai been out ub work fur 4 months, den he gits laid off fur last tree munths. Ebbry minute…wass fur breakfist, der inny moar cofee, wats fur lunch, is der inny moar cofee, got innyfing to drink, wats der tu snak on , wats fur dinner, any moar cofee, any ice cream left, ware are mai socks, did yu see dat rench, ware iz it, any moar cofee? Im gonna stomp him ded if he nawt get bak to wurk soon!!! Mai displeasure, let me show yu it.
hmmm… if he’s not werking.. maybe u shud enroll him in a cooking class!
*nodnod* If him nawt wurking, him can take hims turn cooking!
that was my plan before I found theatre, no matter how bad the job market is, everybody eats……….and somebody in gonna want someone else to cook for them.
Wud be niec fur sumone tu cooks fer meh!! Ahhh, dat wud be sweet!!
{{leeza-b}} cooking class, macrame, baskit weeving….dis guy needs tu git bak tu wurk!! Economee bad here in so.cal, nawt his fawlt.
Sending him off tu volunteer sumwheres? It luking gud awn resume, usulee. An him be outta teh howse!
nao noa KK4, hazznt we bin ober dis awreddeee???
an himz teh nice hubby wut lurves teh kittehs!! makes up fur a fousand udder fings!!
**sighs** ai noes, he gud guy, him crazee bout da kittehs…ai jes nawt used tu him being underfoot an wif meh 24/7. Ai kinna independent, ai wishes he haz hobby. Dey did call today, he sez mebbe tu be roofing agin next week.
{{{{cheezfrends}}}} pleez to cross floofy paws fur us!!
warnin, warnin………….. gettin close tew 200 commints…..mebbe we shud go tew nudder lol?? wut yew fink? or yew gotta go haz dinner?
teh wun b-4 dis wun onlee haz 85 commints!
Ok, ai go on dere, if CCR git lost, we can mssg her profile, yeah?
Der is Tshirt lol, mebbe frum yest, onlee has 14 comments on der last ai seen, watcha fink?
soundz gud tew me………… can yew get CCR an ai will luk fur teh t-shirt lol?
Or Prints of Whales?
aah .. someday
I dunno abowt u, but I nawt holdin mai breff.
Trick enjoys watching mai printer so much him figgered owt hao tu printing teh test pages bai hitting teh buttons awn teh printer.
Ai haz tu keep it turned awf nao coz him waz gunna run me owt uv toner an paper!
It it’s on a network… not bloody likely.
??
iff yer on a office network that shares printers, I think.
yes that… also my home network (which my husband SWEARS works… tho I am still unable to print from my computer)
…someday we’ll meet again. And away to his castle we’ll go….ARGH. EARWORM!
~~snerk~~ Wood be horrible to drops him on da way to da castle…da castle dat yu be da boss ub, an nawt hab tu feeds him ebbry minute ob ebbry day…jes saying….
Siamese Song just comed awn mai playlist. *sings tu self*
If we luk in bebbeh buggeh there cud be, Plenteh milk fur yu… an awlso sum fur me.
oh hai guyz im nue heer and im just a babbeh kitteh
Ohai, babbehkitteh! Nise to meetchu and wecum to cheezland. Lookz liek evryone waz playin elswhere onna nuther picshur when u dropped by to say ohai. U can see where folks are by checking teh box up at teh top called “who be talkin” and click onna picshure where they iz playin. We liek to meet new cheezfrends!
Welcome, we loves de kittins
lolz!!!!!!!
OMG! It’s my kitteh!!!
Happitails and congrats to u, lynsolo. Iz very cyoot kitteh. U shud letz tehm know so u get credit fur teh picshur. Clik on teh incorrect credit under teh pic.
yeeee
If dis doesn’t start, I may hafta reinstall my claws.
If printurr iz borked, joo can haz kitteh tech s’ptort:
aitch tee tee pee colon//s2.photobucket.com/albums/y20/PerthPurplePenguin/vids/?action=view¤t=cvUMHvLZ.flv
ZOMG iz teh exakt saym printr and speakrz i used 2 hav!!!1!!1!11!!1!
God. I do so love a good pun.
U NO LOLSPEAK
hai! dats teh eggsak tietle uv a Gummi Bears eppeesoad! plajer… playjor… COPPE CAT!