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OK! rdy 4 put in teh goldfishes!
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but no wadder kthxbai
Conga ratz, 2 Minions!
Hao wii sillibrate? udder dan nomming goldfishees, ai meanz
Ai gotz it! We has tomoatoe soops wif teh liddle chedder goldfishee crakkers!! Butt ai dknoe aobut danses – iz dere a fishy dans?
dere be a chicken dans… wud dat werk?
an ai LUBS nummy ‘mato soops… sounz laik a plan tew meh!
EEERRRWURRRMM!!!
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We better do it nao I has it in mai hed:
dadadadadadada, dadadadadadada, dadadadadadada, CLUCK-CLUCK-CLUCK-CLUCK!!!
danses wif 2minions…
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dadadadadadada, dadadadadadada, dadadadadadada, CLUCK-CLUCK-CLUCK-CLUCK!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SxlGH5Tteo&feature=related
Ohnoes! EEERRRWURRRMM warning!
Mai kittehs ar lukkin at mii liek i yam nutz (nuttin new, rly) cuz I yam singin Free Liddle Fishies, Maek eet STOP!
bwahahahahahahaha
:snerk: wii awl noez how sorry u b.
moi?? yew wud kweshun mai sinsariteeee???
ai am crushed, ai tell ya
mortally wunded, ebben!!!
chikin dans alwayz gud!
Yu cud dew teh chikin dans fur fishies…jus flap ur fins, smim roun an round, splash tu da left, splash to da rite, den blows sum bublols an start agin!
*dans dans dans*
*flappie teh fins*
*blow sum bublols*
*splash splash splash*
(corse, iffin I new hao tu du da chikin dans, it mite be moar bedder!)
sillamabratashunz wif
anchoveez
bearnayze sauss
capoeiras n capers
d….
dansin in da moonlite
elly fonts
frawg fur
gushyfuds
happitail fuds
icecweems
j…
Eek! I redded “hospital fuds”!
silli, NAWT hospital fuds, HAPPITAIL fuds!!
joose (oranj, but nawt poysin)
kitteh kibble
lemming pi
marshmelololows
n…
Nip!
Over deh Rainbow, singing
P….
Please, moar nip!
Quiet a lawt of nip!
Rollin in teh nip
Slidin in teh nip
Too tired to dans, suddenly! (cud be teh nip)
Under teh cowch lukin for moar noms
V…
Vewry big gowldfeshees
Wadder – DO NAWT WANT
Xggselent lox and cweem cheez
Yummi dezerts
Zillions ub nips!
jammin jellies
kickin kale
leapin lizards
m…
marmalde, oranj (nawt poyson)
nummy nip
open da nip awlready
p…
makin whoopie!!!
Nawty dansin
O……..
O….:oops: Jus sended myself tu teh NB…
yew had a liddle halp frum yr frens aifinkso!
Yesh indeedee! Dat cweemj awlwais puttin ideers inna mai hed!
Oranjez, nawt poyson
Pansies fur nomming
Quince jellee
Rabbitz
Sillybrations awl around
Toes, pink wif blak spawts,
U…
oeufs au saumon
pepermakorn-krustid hallibitz
queysadillias
rainy-bowz trowt
s…
seared mahi-mahi
toona steaks
urchin roe en papilotte (maeks it eezier to frow away – pleh!)
violet pastilles
w…
waddermellons (w/o da wadder)
Xtra special fuds wif lawts uv choklit
Yhy can’t I habe moar?
Zzzzzzzzzzzzz from much nip an fuds.
Fangs – iz mai nawt sekund nawt sekund! (Prolly cuz smrt peeps still in bed owt here.)
Dubble conga rats, den, awn ur nawt second nawt second! Dis be mah nawt second nawt third… da closestest ai habs ebber been tew nawt second!
Saw ur Buddy on ur profile – bet he haz teh skills fur distractin u wen tiem to post…
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Oh, teh belly floof on dat boi!
oh yess… he dah snugglor ob awl time… he eben habs won ober mah boifren, who iz a googie peep… and Buddy’s faborite way tew be is on his back, offrn himz belly fur snorgles, and “ai’m sew kyoot!” heheheh
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Ai shud get moar pix ub him up awn mah site…
Yay awn ur nawt sekund nawt sekund, 2 minions!
Wot yew wud liek fur drinksees an dancees?
Fang queue, teasel! I runnin up fred to were MarquiseFelnette is startin a menu list – makin me bery hungry!
Non nom nom
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Kitteh, yew sew cyoot, ai cud nom yew!
da fisheez dey match mai owinj koat! ntyll ai nom dem, dat iz!
U ar wut u eet!
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(Sry, sumwun can has to say it…)
n ett mait az wall be yew, 2minions…
could u tell me how 2 submit ma lolz? tanks
hi im new to dis website could u tell me how to submit my lolz? tankyou
yew jus go tew the lolbuilder an at teh end it sez save an submit…….den is submitted!!
ohai an welcum!!! dew nawt be s’prized iffn yer lol nawt show up onna frunt page rite awai… (in mai case nawt atall) dey get fouzands ub lols submitted ebbrydai!!!
Gud morning Peepz!!! I haz a grumpy. I ben trying tu moving mai filez frum deh old lappy top tu deh gnu lappytop. Adn deh reezun i gotted deh gnu lappy top is cuz deh olding wun keepz crashing. and last nite I spended OWERS trying tu git stuffz transfered. *sigh* Easy Transfer Cable mai a$$!!!
aww, cween, wii be sowree stoopy laptop iz being stoopy…
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joyn da party. Wii sillibrating 2 minions nawt second nawt second (n mah nawt second nawt third, da closes ah habs eber been tew nawt second…)
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hab a chocklit martooniee and sum cheddar goldfishees…
An wut aobut USB? Ebbery time my lappytop tawks to teh printer, it compalins aobut USB 1 an USB 2 ports. I fort USB wuz spossa be unibersal!
Pewters be inbented bai teh aliens, aifinkso. Nawt tu taking ober the wurld, but tu be so fustrayting an stressful taht when teh aliens show up wif pewters taht akshully IZ uzer-frenlee, we will let tehm taking ober so we can having their pewters. Iz a feory ai haz wurked owt fru menny owrs uv wanting tu frow pewters fru windows.
{{{{{cweenmj}}}}}
If yu wanting, ai can see if Sean having ideas, him being teh pewter-techie type.
yesh, alienz! dis tearee maykes gud sensus aifinkso! gud luk Cween butT n menetyme da martooneez an maebee sum eggstramabig brekfiss mufen halp!
Brillil…brillo…rly smrt feory, PK! Explanes so much!
{{{PK}}} Dat b amost egg salad theery!! I haz tried using dhe internet on line storij sitez, adn deh suppozed Easy Transfer Cable, but deh old lappy top b so cwappy nofing werk gud. If it wudn’ crash in deh middlol uv dhe data transferz it wud b nice. EERRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHH!!!
but, I lubz mai new puter. {{{hp}}} (I haz tu tawk nice tu it or it will start akting up, tu. )
*luks foutful*
*scoots awf tu asking Sean teh ex-support-tech if him habing any sujjeschuns*
Ooooh…. Sean’s first reaction was… “Oh, CC, not the Easy Transfer Cable.” He’s thinking.
I think, I try putting mai stuffz on deh CDz. mebbee doing smaller bitz will werking bedder. It not have time tu crash.
Old lappy has burner in it? That’s probably the simplest way. Also, will give you a backup, which is always a good thing.
I awlso thinking, now dat I haz a cable wif deh USBz at eech end mebbe I kin making a liddlol network and just sending deh stuffz frum wun puuter tu tother. I not needing tu transfer awl deh setupz and such, just pics and docz. will haz tu reeding deh buukz smore.
Good Luck… i hopez you fixez eet.
Ai iz told that iz nawt so eezy tu network tu pewters that way.
Duz yu having a USB flash drive, mebbe? That be eezy, prolly eezier tahn CDs. (Burning can be a pain wif a pewter that crashes lots). An nawt so berry eggspensive, teh price uv tehm be pretty low these days.
Um, if wanting to talk about this nawt-heer, so nawt ebrywun having to lissen, cud go heer: http://www.prysmatic.com/chat/help.html Iz chat program on mai website that onlee needing Flash. Oar ai can jumping awn teh yahoo oar MSN.
oh yesh……… teh flash drive!!!
Fur mai sawngs, ai yewshuallee jus yewse da CDs tew get dem frum won tew anudder. Obberweise ai yewse a flashey-drive fur dawckyewmentsan piccies. Aifink dat be da eeziest wai, aifinksew.
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An gewd mornin, ebberewon! ^-^ *wag wag wag*
Gud moarning, Din! *scritches Din behynd teh eers*
Gud marnin {{DF}} Did yu sleepy gud las nite, or wuz howlin at da moon nd stay up two late? **offers Din bacon snacky treet**
**quickly grabs bacon treet** Ai furgits you onlee eet veggies, here is celerystick wif peenut budder awn it!
Eh… a itty bitty bit of dem bowf. ^-^; Hehe up layte wif da howlin,
but had a gewd sleep tew. {{kk4}} *eyes da treet suspyciouslee* der no reel bacon in der? =P
Hehe ai was gunna sai! =P *Nomnomnom nom nom nom… nom… nom… erfs as mai mowf ees stuck!* Awroo? Murf… muffmuffmerfmawfmurf…?
**takes owt video camra** pleez to face da camra wif da peenut budder in mouf. Now tryz to wissel a toon. **winks at DP**
*Is tinking rite now “Hey! Put daown da camarawr an halp meh!”*
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*Whine whine whimper* Murfmuffmurrfmoomaimuff. Muffmurfmoofmeff (mai murf meef moof-murf) muffmurrmawf! ^-^; *Growls an wisslesbadlee tew get sum halp finallee*
**brings owt big bowl ub Avian** Heer yu go, ai furgits da danger ub woofs nd peenut budder!
*sclurpschlurpschlurp* …ahhh! Tank yew, Kerrykatz! ^-^Whewdat was cloase… I can has video taype befoar it goes up awn yew-tewbe? =P
**finks hard, holding video tape** Duz yu hab any catnips, perchance? **dangles video tape in front of DP, while moving back a safe distance** or mebbe choklit martooni?
*Runs to da bar an puts awn an apron* Won chokkolate martooni commin rite up!
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*Pour pour pour*
*Mix mix mix*
*Shake shake shake*
*Pour pour pour again*
*Tawps it off wif a chokkolate possum!*
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Taa-daa! A Chokkolate martooni. ^-^ *gibs it tew yew an lewks hopeful*
Mai frend, heer be da tape! **sips choklit marooni, eets choklit possim, wunners hao life culd bee sweeter** AAhhh, dis nice!!
*Happee woofeh sownds* ^-^ Hehe Tank yew! Gewd mornin
tew yew tew, Prysma!
(*wisperers* prolly ah PC, nawt Mac)
Dey bof b hpz. And in awl fairnezzez, teh old wun iz berry old, at leest in puuter yrs. It b habbing deh original bersion uv XP, had tu downloading SP1 and SP2, I think I bawting it in 2000 oar 2001.
I yam sry fur yur troubles, srsly! {{{cweenmj}}}
I tries tu standed up fur Macs cuz dey b teh unnerdawgs, but nawt sew purrfect, ether. Out uv teh bloo, mai skanner wont skan. Wun dai werked, nekz dai dinnat. I haz nawt yet fixeded eet cuz I noes how flusterateded I wil gets wen I du!
BTW: Happy Caturdai tu awl!
{{cweenmj}} Ai wunnerd ware yu bin. Ai hopes dat compooter work gud soon. Iz gud dat yu tawkin tu it nise doh, no sense to mek compooter tu hab a snarky
cattitude!
I are bery sorrie you’r compy not worky cweenmj. Mai compy haz sima… simlr… almost same problem… and iz sorry if my lolspeak be bad… iz nu to loling…
Bax tew werk wif meh…
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Hopes yur puters start tawkin tew each ubber, cweenmj!
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Conga rats awn nawt second, nawt second, 2minions! Fangs fur da grate sillybration, awl!
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Werk. Pleh. *sigh*
*Pinkie Pawpads Floyd sings*
Hims juss wun ornj sowl
Livin inna fishbole
Ain’t he a dear?
Runnin ovar teh saem ol grownd
Wut hav we fouwnd?
I wunna skritch hims eers!
I wish him wuz heer!
KEWL!!!! *appel sauce* *clappity, clapity*
Jenniffuur! Dat wuz awsum!
Good Mornin/AFturnoon/Ebenin, Cheezland!
Gud moarning!
Ohai, prysma-kitteh.
Did you finalee get rid ov teh weezuls dat tuuk ober ur puter?
Fur teh momint. Ai fink they iz hiding frum teh gray an wet an cold tuday. *sigh*
It must be gray an cold eberyware today!
Iz berry windy heer an cold.
Gess hoo is stayin in!
Ai can haz hibur… hiber… ai can sleeping until spring?
Weeellllll… mebbe waking up nao an ten fur hawt chokklit.
Dat sownz lyk a grate eyedea tew mi!
Ai tolded a fren yesterdai dat ai wanna sleep frum nao until January 1st. This yeer has been relee bad an ai dunno if ai has teh strenf left 2 deel wif teh holidayze.
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I finkso, wii haz awl had yrz like dat. Just member — wunst u’ve hit bottum, eh only way u kin go is UP! Thingz will git bedder, yup, dey will!!
{{{{{{cweenmj}}}}}}
U shure? U prawmiss?
awwwwww {{{{{rhsb}}}}}
we awl needs to hab teh gratitude buk
yew rites down fings yew be grateful for
cuppla a day
makes yew focus on teh gud…… (nawt teh udder)
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
ohai NBBuddie!
if nutthin else, maybee u can has some fun here at teh lolidays.
I wasn’t here last year at this teim, but I always laffs here, so teh lolidays shud be no diffrent, ifinkso!
{{{{{rhsb}}}}}
Itz not teh cold heer yet, but itz on teh way!
I has to go warsh my car 4 it gets here.
BBL
Ohai, Leeza!
Hao u doin tihs Caturday?
I has stoopy hedake, prolly frum nawt sleepin gud.
Wen u gets dun warshin ur car, wud u warsh mien? It needz it.
I’ll gib u $5.00!
Jamamakitty – Ai may tri doin taht.
Ai gots lots 2 b thankful foar, but teh bad stuff seems to alwayz taek ober mai hed. {{{{{{Jamamakitty}}}}}
sigh……izznt dat alwais teh way!!!
{{{{{more hugs}}}}}
Oh hai, {{jamamakitty}} Kin yu put da ladees wif da plungers awn heer so dat cweenmj kin see it? Oh hai {{cweenmj}}
An awl cheezpeeps tu, ub cors!
Gud marning, {{cheezfrends}}
otay
ai haz tew warn yew to go potty befor yew lukatthis!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pt9lErsLafw
Jamamakitty, gibbing us awl gud laffings on Caturday!!
OMCC! That maded my fase hurt frum laffin!
{{rhsb}} Wen yu feelz a sad, pleez tu watch dis ober nd ober agin!
I promiss. I haz ben down tu deh bottum uv deh well ware it b dark and dank. Adn I haz kumded bak up tu deh surface ware thingz b brite and shiney. U kin tu. Just telling ursef, ‘Nuffink will ever b dis bad agin. Wen dis is over, life will b gud.’
{{{{{cweenie}}}}}
Sew, wehn u came bak to ware it wuz brite an shiney, wuz LCB dere to luuk at teh brite an shiney stuff “inna lite”?
seee??? smilin awlreddee!!!
Holidaze sux. Iz awl stress an preshur an stuff. Iz moar wurse fur peeps whu alreddy having a sad, or a greeving, or fings lyk that.
Lyf, it gets bad sumtiems. Ai bin there. An *sigh* ai haz no doubt ai will again. But ai trais tu see it lyk this: spring feels full uv awsum coz uv winter. Full moon luks so awsum coz of nights wif no moon. Ebryfing goes aroun an aroun, an teh gud stuffs wud nawt feel az gud if we had nuffing nawt-gud tu comparing it tu. Enny peep ai haz met whu nebber had teh nawt-gud tiems, they iz boring an shallow peeps, an nawt peeps ai wud trust tu stand beside me when ai needing them, or to reely toadally enjoy the gud stuffs when it comes. An it always duz, eben when it feels lyk it taking fureber.
Drat, ai getting philo… filo… all spacey. Ai be kwiet nao an just du this:
{{{{{{{{{rhsb}}}}}}}} <- purring hug, Siberian tiger sized
Awwww {{{{{{Prysma-Kitteh}}}}}}
Dat wuz beyootiful!
Fank-yu.
**puts on speshil wings, flys round nd round rhsb** Heer speshil hapee dust dat twinklees in da lite, ai taps yu wif mai majikal wand ub hapee hapee joy joy, here are spechil windy chimes to tinkle wif hapee sounds. Ub corse, a speshal drinkee dat sparkles wif nose tikel bubbles!
Happy Caturday rhsb!
Happitayle Caturday 2 u 2, FTKA!
Izzit cold an gray ware u are? Seems 2 be taht way moas eberyware!
no iz sunny and windy but still a little chilly
Glad ur gettin sun. I wuz hoapin SUMBODEE had sun!
So, ware u libs?
Mai nosyness, let mi show u it.
well i libs in texes, and goes to school in a bery small town bout 2 hours from teh homes and mah kittehs. i nos teh names ob ebery gas stashen in town dats how small eet be.
I grew up in a small town. Ackshully, I grew up in the country, about 10 miles from the small town! That was so many years ago, but life has brought me back to it again. Maybe this is my starting point again?
What are you going to school for? I’m considering going back and FINALLY getting my degree. I like my job, but it doesn’t pay very well. If I’m going to do anything “more”, then I need that bloody piece of paper.
I be a museek edumaction majur. and teh schools just messed up my classes reel bad so i can haz 5 yrs ob college. I bery much wish i could haz a kitteh ob mai own but i libs on campus and so i no can has. But i go ober and play wit mai boyzfriendses kittehs a lot.
Wat doez you dos for jobs? if you not minz mai askeengk
buttz in hyer…….if yew click on her name seh tells us sum berry mysterius stuffs on her profyle!!!
(ai finded yew an send yew a fren rekwest
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oh fank you jamamakitty… you can haz be my fwend
oh yay, we can awl be frenz!!!
Hay! Hao u find sumwon wifowt bloo name?
Signed
Teh Mysterious RHSB
i dun unerstand y mai name not be bloo. I can haz try to feex it hold on.
oh ai iz teh trikkie wun…………… (nawt rilly)
yew can hilite der name
den you go to yer profyle an up in the address bar you puts der name insted ob yors…..
myteriously yours…….. jamamakitty
You are teh SMART!
I has 2 be sumwat mysterious abowt maiself, speshulle abowt teh jawb. For sekuritee porpoises – mien an teh jawbs.
I’m a civilian employee for law enforcement. Glorified secretary, actually.
I’m looking into getting an accounting degree, because there are many directions I could go with that, ans there’ll always be a need for accountants.
I don’t have any kittehs rite now, either. My soulcat Josie died in early-May and I’ve had to move back in with my parents (getting divorced) and they don’t want a cat in their house right now. So, I have to respect their wishes, but I want another kitteh SO badly!
I unerstand u’r need for kitteh lurv. Accounting souns interstin’ i be bery bad at maths so i decided to do somting tat not require teh maths too much.
I be so bery sorrie about ur soul cat. I had a kitteh when i was leetul but he runned awai becauze mai daddy axsidenly took kitteh for a ride to teh banks on top orf teh cars. I neber seed him again after tat nigth and neber had anoder kitteh since. but my family haz 2 kittehs. one had only one ey cuz she haz an attack from cheekens when she had 3 weeks old. she now be i tink 5 adn bery happy but not much of a peepul kitteh. De oder one be 16 or 17 and a bery good nurse cat.
I hopes you can haz anoder kitteh soon. You can haz pet mai kittehs if you wants to.
Happy Caturday {{rhsb}} Iz sunee nd hot heer in sandiego. Ai is waring tanktop nd bare feetees.
Mai kittehs an ai come live wif yu? Just ’til spring, mebbe?
Yah, mee 2!
**moves over 6 kittehs, checks fur no barfs awn da flur** Shur, wats a few more kittehs? Bring dem to da sun!
yeahbutt….. ai seed onna noos dat more fyres down der…… (nawt bai yew zackly) – skeeeeeeery!!!
Yesh, der iz big fyre on da 5 kinda by LA, nd kynda close tu ware mai sistah livs. Nawt close nuf for danger fur her, but ai shoor her can smell da smoke. Dey closed down da innerstate 5, bin awn da news awl marnin. Iz dat tym ub yeer heer in sunny so.cal.
We haz eggstended sleepober! Wif 9 kittehs fur rhsb tu snorgle!
YAY!!!!!!!
I will has to bring heavy-duty, commercial quality snorgle snorkel.
mai girlies & ai cahn cum 2 de sleepober tew? blargh cowld & rainy heer in TTNI. winter-dew nawt want!
Oh, yesh {{bf473}} Pleez tu bring yurself an yur kittehs. **taks out clipee board** hau manee kittehs yu be bringin?
jus tew kittehs. wun uv dems purty bossie doh
May I come to the sleepover? I will bring tiny manatee shaped kitty toys for all the furry guests. And some plankton punch!
Iz ok, mai boss kitteh Ripper can use a helper, aifinkso, he wil try to boss da guest kittehs, dis cud mek him tired nd moor grumpee dan ushal.
Oh, pleez tu come, HGM, mai kittehs needs mor toys dat luk liek manatees! Um, dis plankton punch, duz it pak a wallop?
I know! Jes pyle em awl up togedder an I will dyve in!
Floof eberyware!
Either that, or I’m going to TTI to find Tidmum. Hurs gots 2 Mainely Coons, an wun ov tehm has teh Holee Grayle ov floofy bellehs!
Pak yur snorgle geer, gonna be floofyness galore here!
Whee!
Ai lubs me sum floof.
Ai iz gonna be crazee cat laydee wun day.
i can haz snorgle too? i no has kittehs at skool.
mai girliez Tucker & Murphy sen u purrs & snorgles & hedbonks
{{FTKA}} Heer are snorgles from Ripper, Mommy, Secret, Baby, Bubby and Fehta. Jes fur yu! Well, dey haz tu snorgle wif rhsb tu! Iz manee kittehs, nuff tu share, aifinkso.
Me tu, rhsb! Iz mai ultimat gole: be crazee cat lady whu talk tu her cats moar than peeps an haz a house full uv kittehs an kitteh toys!
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FTKA – Heer, if yu rub mai short-haired b&w boy Trick’s eers, him twists self intu a pretzel an writhes awl ober an purrs so hard it sounds lyk a snort an sheds fur lyk nuffing yu eber imajined an closes eyes an drools an jenrallee just goes all to pieces. An him looooves making nu frenz!
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KK4, iz awlays floofy galore where mai Angel-girl being!
oh tank you berry much bf473… to day be not bery happy for it be my boyfriends adn mai anniberserie and himz haz to haz werk todayz so i iz not getting to see himz atall. your kittehs be maikingk mee feel much happiear i gives them each as many cheezyburgahs as tey can eets
fank you all berry much cheezyburgahs for eberyone i be buying!
speekin uv pretzels (nom!) did aneewun see de yahoo video uv de cat cumin downstares lyke a slinkee? tew cayute! ai nawt hav mush luck leavin links but iffen u goe 2 yahoo & luks fer Slinky Cat u wil find it.
Mai crazee cat ladyness, let meh show yu it! Mai huzbin haz frend wif litel bebbeh kittens…ai sez, ooooh, ai bedder nawt go obber der, ai noes mai weekniss fur litell bebbeh kittens, aifinks ai wud bring one or too home wif meh!
Okai, I noes ai wud.
hehe i just wached eet. Bery funny bf473 i be having a leetle happi naow
BF473, up da fred der iz linkee frum Jamamakitteh dat iz a big funee, ai hopes yu clikee awn it! Ai will luk fur da slinkee cat.
Ai lol’d soooooooo hard when mai bf showed me teh slinky cat! Ai posted teh linkee yesturday, aifinkso.
Iz rite awn frunt page uv yahoo.com, if yu luk down tu “Hot Videos and Photos”.
I fownd it! Tiz berry funnee.
Mahm came hoem an I showed hur teh video ov the Pole inna Hole ladies. Wii bofe laffed!
Prysma-kitteh, der wuz so much awn der yest. Duz yu noe ware yu posted da linkee for da slinkee? *mai poetry skills, let meh amaze yu wif dem** Ai gits lost on yootube sumtimes…
Ai goes tu youtube, nawt kin fine wats hot…Der iz one on der wif Woodstock dat iz funee, mai dotter sind it tu meh. Iz translation of wat Joe Cocker be singin, nawt noes how tu make linkees tu be bloo. Iz funee, for dose ub us hoo member dose days…ai can cut n paste, but nawt make da bloo linkees. Iz problim fur meh.
Anyfing fur a poet!
Heer, copy an paste this intu address bar in browser:
ca.video.yahoo.com/network/100000086?v=3898066
http://www.ca.video.yahoo.com/network/100000086?v=3898066
Oh, dat wuz cute nd funee..**crazy cat lady brainz kick in** wunner if dat kitteh can be mine!!
Dis luk liek teh pumchbowl. I haz teh rumpunch naow plz. Doan bodder wiv teh frootpunch. Wehrz teh partyhat? Teh crumchi goldfisches R OK, but teh squushy 1s wigglz bedder.
Ur rite abowt teh punchbowl, aifinkso. Itz got grapees onna syde!
U can has rumpunch. Ai dunno wat kinda punch ai wants yet. Mebbe hooch? Ai nawt maded taht in yeers!
Wut bee teh hooch? Plz tu giv resipee?
P.S. O hai!!!
Africat, wat kind punch yoo wants?
Appel martooni punch
Bourbon punch
Champayn punch
D…
Date punch (frm teh date palm twees)
Eggfruit punch!
Frazzleberry punch
G…
Grapealishus punch
Hawt punch wif lemunz
Ice creem punch
Jello shooterz punch
Katlua punch
L…..
Lime an Lemoonaid punch
Mangooo punch
Nectareen punch
O…
Orange krush punch
Punch dat paks a punch
Qwik acting kiwi punch
Raspberry punch
S…
Seriouslee alkohoolic punch (hic!)
Tangier punch (ai dunno, ai jus laik teh naim)
Unyion punch
V…
Verree strawng punch
Waddermelon punch
Xtra alkeehol fer spikin de punch
Zabaglione punch
Vino punch
Wiki wakee hawain punch
Xtra strong punch
Y…
Jinx!! {{BF473}} I owe yu a glass ub punch!
eep! ai fergotted de Y, tew mush punch ai gess
ai duz kno de alphybet, reely!
how bout Yello banananana punch?
Yumee yumee
BF473!!!! Ai nawt notis dat Y nawt on der!! Mai glasses, let meh luk fur dem. Oh, here dey are, on tawp ub mai hed!!
Ohai, AfriCat! Lawng tiem, no see!
It inbolbes Hi-C (canned fruit punch), puregrain alcohol and fruit.
Sowns nommylicious, an problee inbolbs teh deestrukshun ob mannnneeee brain cellz
Izznt dat teh whole eyedea?
Iz berry gud an populolar wif the colledje-age kids.
My fwiends in colledge wunce madeded teh fwuit punch wiv teh Vodkas, Lemonades, fwuits an muchlee sugars… an den dey let it furment a liddle… OOOooowee!!!
Ai wunse maded hooch an onlee eeted teh froot dat had been floating innit (after a fue days).
Ai gotz buzz from it!
Haz yu eber hollowded owt teh wadermeeloon, filled it ups wiv teh wadermeeloon liquer an i screem, den putz teh peeces ob teh wadermeeloon bak in, replaceded teh lid… an den aksimadentlee furgot it inna hot car an ownlee discubered it lader an den naturamalee jus HAD TO twy sum???
Oy teh huje hedachee!!!
Nebber dun taht, but sownz lyk sumfin ai’d do.
Ai flipped a coffee mug halfl-full of water awl over mai shirt yesteray. AT WERK!
Ai suggestid wii has wet t-shirt contest, but nobodee seemd interestid.
Yeesh, wut a bunch ov wet t-shirts! Deyz noe funz attal, attal!!! Anee wai ai’m sure yu wud hav wun teh contest! Aifinkso!
Brane cells…highly over rated, aifinkso.
Yesh… ai reeeeelly shudn splort aneemoor, ai jus cawnt affoord tu loos anee moar … wud wus ai sayin again???
Mmm, tz gittin layt heer soo aim orf tu snoozland, g’nite all!!!
Nite-Nite, AfriCat!
Sweet dreems.
Is dis ur candy dish?
Wher candy?
Ai filled up yer candee dish!
…but ai ated it… ^-^
Goldun kittoon wiv goldun fishiiz. Verii fyne!
Yay! Dis is mah kitteh. He is so kyoot. I luvs him and so proud he is on da front page. His name is Tak. kthxbai.
aww tak iz kyoot. mai kitteh iz pritteh too. he iz on page 11 12 or 13 idk
silly kitteh, goldfishez needs waters too, u no likez