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spa kittehs!
lounging in Ur sinks
Ai bets dere wud bees room if you turnt dat wattah on.
Congratshumalashunz two_kittehs! Drinkies an dansis?
oh fankies annipuss!
I haz had 2 much alkeeholz in deh last 2 lols
so I will has earl gray tee plz
an I ar 2 tired to dansee
we’ll jus sit and tawk k…
Ai fort ebbriwun inbolbed in teh lass fred mite be a bit tyred – it lukked berry egg sitin, but Ai hadn’t teh foggyest eye deer wat it wuz awl abowt, so cudn’t joyn in!
me neither, eben after reading deh weekeepedia entree
but Iz had 2 mush 2 drink at rhsb’s parteh
Yis, dat semed berree libely nd froliksum.
Oh deer. Ai haz a sad when ennywun feels leftd owt.
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{{{two_kittehs}}}
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{{{ennybudy else whu feeld leftd owt}}}
conga rats on tawp spawt!
o fanks j2k and concats 2 uz 2 nightyhade Uz an Annipuss shared deh honorz
wid me, we wuz habing tee wanna joyn?
ebry wun iz invited for a propah Engerlish tee
I does not knoz whut we does neggst
luks at Annipuss
Iz mai bedtiem soon, but iffn u want 2 haz a proper Ohai Tee, u need a fine china tee serbiss, cucumber sammichis wiv teh crusts cuttid off an sordid littul caeks.
Mmmm – dat sowndz bery gud! Ai will eben haz mah tee wif milk insted uf lemming just fur teh occayzhun. Mite be hard tho — ai lubs mah tee wif lemming.
U can haz lemming iffn u want teh best peepl offur milk oar lemming (Ai haz mai tee wivowt milk oar lemming)
Den lemming, it iz! Nao ai wantz teh cucumber sammiches IRL. Guess itz tiem to eet mah lunch (which has no cucumber sammiches *sigh*).
umm dat sounds delishus!
Ai haz 2 go to bed naow – gotta get up erlee in teh mornin 2 catsh a trane. Bakk dis tiem tomorro. G’nite awl, g’nite!
metoo. tho is car not train – haz to go see sisters for day! nite owl!
gud nite annipuss and thanks fur deh tea!
Sleep well & haz a saef journey tomorrow!
bery fin hot butterd towst wid gennelmen’s relish too?
Nd jam tartz wif clot creme, soze ai’ve hurd nd rele buddur awn da samijz nd maibe da waddurkres chopt up in da buddur.
Iz part ub mai jawb heer tu noze wut iz propur.
ai haz sum nies anteek china frum TTI wii can uze for teh sammichis an sordid littul caeks. wii can haz choklit sordid caeks? wud scones be approtiate — approchi — ok, too?
I wud fink so!
wai doan’t wii eets furst adn cheks teh eticket books later?
dis nawt in rite plays!
oops, my misteak.
Berree gud idih. but defnitlee da scones. Aifinkso Ambercat maiks wif liddul gawbz ub jam awn dem.
cool.en yeth,they r spa kittehz.yur LOLz dezerv a homepage winner!I dowun’t tnx mine dezerv a homepage.I dowun’t haz enuf expiresez wif building LOLs yet,or enuf faving,or enuf LOLs.I’m just NAWT redy yet.I haz a few that deserve 1 but I haz pleny that just DOWUN’T. wat do u tnx two_kittehs?
sink o deh kitteh-o
Uh oh!!
No room fur waddur eever
S’ok, kittehz. Eben if yew wuzzint in dere, dere wud nawt be enuf ruum fur meh to relaks in yer spa.
Nebber room fur wadders sez kittehs. Pleez tu uze da wadders ware we nawt sees or heers ub it.
Ai kin jus watch.
*splort*
oh noes nightyshade wherez Ur CHRG
sweepee sweepee deh braynes
washes demz wid fizzy bottlol wadder
wid a dash of lemon
scoopity bak in deh headz
putz CHRG on NS secures it wid duck taype
and wrapz NS in softee blankee
here has sum tea, will makes U feel bedder!
Fanks, two_kittehs. Dat wun sneekded up on meh. Plus, ai wuz in shock (see random venting below).
*snugglols into blankee & sips tea*
PurrrrRRRRRrrrrRRRRRr
gibes ns a headbonk, Uz is welcome!
Oh noes!! Littel kittehs on der backs!! Wif tumees showin!! An der littel hand like da bunneh hans!! An da floofy feets. SPLORT!!!
Ai saevz yew, KK4!!!
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*sweepa sweepa sweepa braynes into teh (nawt lolrus’) bukkit*
*spritza spritza spritza wif teh sparkling waddurs, wif hint uv lemming*
*gentlee slieds braynes bak into KK4’s hed*
*reappliez skull bits*
*taypa taypa taypa wif teh duckee taype*
*putz on new CHRG (wdoi) & sekyoors wif moar duckee taype*
*tuks KK4 in wif a sawftee mint green blankee*
*givs KK4 sum hawt tee & a chocklit octopus wif caramel filling*
Rest nao. Yull feel beddur in a liddul wile.
Yay, dubble reskoo!
Hao come we bof fout uv carmel filling at wunce?
KK4!
Ai unnerstanding compleetlee, if ai did nawt having mai purrtekshuns awn frum mai splort erlee-er, ai wud have splortinged tu!
*runs awf tu get CCC*
WEEOOWEEEOO
*sweepsweep*
*washes carefully wif sparkling watters wif a hint uv razberry*
*scoops up teh brayns an tucks neetly back intu braynium cabitee*
*replayces hedbones*
*adds CHRG (wdoi) an taypetaypetaype wif teh neon 80s dukky taype*
*wraps in a cheezmap blankkit*
Heer, haz a hawt chokklit wif whippy creem an a chokklit moose wif carmel filling. Just rest until yu feel compleetlee recobered.
Fainks tu bof ub yoo!! Dis calld fur doubel reskew, fur shur!! **rests hapilee in cheezmap blankee nd eets da carmel nd choklitee treets** Ai is feelin bettur nau…mus nawt luk at pikshur ub kittehs for 1/2 hour, at leest.
are yew feline ok KK4? yew wuz splorted fur ober an hour!!! (glad yew wuz finely resqued)
Ai barelee cud walkz tu mai compooter!! Ai had jes nuf strenth tu weekly luk at screen. Dat wuz a close won!!
yew seem to hab recubbered otay!!
doan comes no closser or we may has to SINK our teefs into ur hand!
Speshully if u haz ebil plans inkludin enyfink wet!
omg… F L O O F!
Look at those BIG feetsies!!!!!
BIG, floofy feetsies!!!
Ai cant bleeb we’d sink so low.
we is sleepin heer… is occ…ook…is taken by ussen.
Good one!
Compleetlee unrelaytid to teh pikshur uv teh kyoot bebbehs, but ai haz to vent. Ai just wented to teh liddul gurls’ ruum heer atwerk — an sumwum else caem in & wuz talkin on hur cell phone… in teh stawl… wile goin potty & wile otter pplz wuz goin potty. EEEEEEWWWWWWW!!!!
Straynjurs heerin meh pee via cell phone — DO NAWT WANT!!!!
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Fanks fur lissnin. Nao bak to yer regyoolarlee skeduled lols.
When it happens at my husband’s place of employment, he thinks is appropriate time to release pressure buildup very loudly, and hope it smells bad too! He figures if they’re that crass… he can be too! I didn’t ask him if it stopped the rude cell phone person, though!
Anyway, I feel it is just too rude for people to continue cell phone conversations through their visit to the restroom. I simpafyze wif u!
I was so very close to making a rude comment. I’m still not quite sure why I refrained. I think I was just in shock.
EEEEWW is rite. Wai do pplz do that?
Pretty sure it was the same person who shaves dead skin off her feet at her desk.
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Lak uv prawpurr interpurrsunul skills — let hur sho u it.
Lak uv prawpurr interpurrsunul skills — pleez, pleez, pleez don’t let her sho it!
Not ebben teh audio only. DO NAWT WANT! Yikes!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!
eeeeeeyouuuuuuuuu…
too bad teh celly phone diddunt go *PLOOP* in teh potty watur!
wudda been funny!
Ai wudda laffed rillee rillee hard iffin dat had happund!!!
Nd dey wud d surb dat n kumveenyuns. duz fone stil wurk?
Ai’m shur gladified dat iz nawt in cheezland oar ai wud hab tu goze in dere nd straten dem owt. Mite nede sum speshul grene butes fur dat kined ub jawb.
{{nightshayde}} Ai had boss won time dat calls meh frum her home. Her tellz meh dat her has, um, tumee problims an dat she nawt comes tu wurk…den her says…”Gess ware ai calling yu frum…ai on da potee”…ewwww
Ai also telephone operator, manee peepls cawl tu make dr appointments, den ai heer..noises…den ai heer flushee sounds. Dats jes rood. Pleez tu wait tu make dem fone calls wen nawt in bafrums. NAWT WANT!!
invisible mannerz!
Ai haz tu be nice awl de time on da fone…ai wants tu say, “Did yu jes cawl meh frum da bafroom? I herd awl da noises dat yu maded in der” but ai nawt du dat.
Pleez tu bee da nice tu da ladees dat anser da phone. Iz nawt der falt dat fings goes rong…her jes ansurs da phone. Der rude phone ladees, but ai nawt one ub dem, peepls like tu yells at da phone ladees doh.
HAI- ai wedin yur commitz an member wen ai workz at catalog ordr plce an dey doin al typs ob tings*if u get wat ai means*.
**talks tu stoopys** Pleez tu nawt confoos notty tyme, potee tyme nd fone tyme. **puts stoopys on enless hold wif reel bad moosic**
Ai will nawt take the cordless phone at hoem intu teh bafroom when ai’m talking tu mai momcat, eben, an tihs being mai MOMCAT whu chanjededed mai daipers an fings.
Taking cell intu bafroom? Having sumwun else wif cell in bafroom whyle ai using?
DO NAWT WANT!
Oooooohhhhh!!! Bubbly cuddly!! Izzums midge teh Pirate Jesus and Asaryu teh Meowstriss of Moralz from teh Menage a 3 forum!!!!
Um, did ai miss sumfing? I can haz transflation?
Well, um… Jus haffun hour beefor tihs pic showed up, we had, umm… Well, tehre wuz bubble baff an YNGs and… ummm…
Well, wuz sumwehre else.
*sighs*
ai alwaze missus teh eggsighting parts. YNGs and bubble baff and espeshully teh…umm.
Lookowt 4 teh YNGs. Dey will brake ur hart.
Wun borkded mai hart erlyur 2dai.
Yis, ai noze, tabbeh, da maost funz awlwaiz semes tu be awn da urliur fred nd ai awlmost nebbur getz heer in tiem.
YNG’S?????
Yung Nekkid Guies (oar Gurls).
Dey r in the Nawty Barn.
tank yews, rhsb! (roflmao!!!!!!!!!!)
Noez, wuzznt on teh ICHC atta all…
Yu all haz miisdud noffin… At lees not hear!
Baby baby baby
When all your love is gone
Who will save me
From all that’s up against me in this world
Guess whose back!
4th line should be
From all I’m up against out in this world.
Mai brane-dededness, let mi show u it.
Ohai, {{{{{rhsb}}}} how yu duingz deze daiz?
Ohai, ladymondegrene. Ai gotted mai hart borked today.
Wii wuz habbin a beeg partee inna NB an ai cawted teh YNG (who wuz pozed 2 be wif mi) wif Leeza!
Ai tell u, dat girl iz skirrllee.
Dat Leeza iz wun tu be wached wif kare, speshlee wif hur bloo dres awn. Problee kant trust da YNGz az far az yu kan frow dem eevur.
Iz dat ennyfing lyk Debbil Wif teh Bloo Dress Awn?
o u two is teh silleh!
I is not teh blonde in bloo, thatz booklion!
I has a, er, conneckshun to teh tall blonde in wite.
But anyways.. I was nowhere neer teh NB at teh time of teh alleged catchin of teh YNG. I was orf intervooing Din Fleetpaw to be my noo GoFur!! I swares!
Sinkronized kittehs are in sink.
*snerk*
LOLZ!!
*fawls ober laffing madlee*
Rub a dub dubz. 2
Kittehz in t3h tub taykz up
awll t3h spayss dayz habz
Prittee Wun’z baysin
fullz ubz floof, awsumness andz
jentill Kitteh purrz
Prittee Wun no canz
wash handz ryte now. Woodz ravvurr
rubz Kittehz’ bellehz
Jack.
*clappin floofee pawz*
Gud werk as awlwaiz, Jack!
Jack, u are full ov awsum an win!
pleez… wash yer handz b4 tuchin teh kitteh floof- yooz teh uther sink iffn yu hasto… germs iz growsss! an we never noe ware those handz has ben.
Ai no uze hanz. Ai dive rite in2 teh flooffyness wif mai fayse!
Gibs mi teh snorgle snorkel!
Dat sownds liek a sensibul solution. Hyoomin kud go to kitchen to wash handz sew az to nawt disturb teh bebbehs, aifinkso. Ai haz dun dis in the past wen teh baffruum sink haz bin full uv kitteh.
*clappity clappity*
plz 2 maek room 4 me?
Ai finks u need biggur sink.
Time for a tubbin’, belly rubbin’
@@@@@@@@@@!!!!!!!!!!
Kids, you don’t have to fight over the washcloth…
And let me get your rubber duckie
Rubber duckee, yur da won
An yu meks mai baftime fun
Rubber dukee i’m aflee fond ub you!!
Eerwurm!
hewooo ani bodz hom?
Hey der, c.rose, ai up der a bit…tawkin bout da fones wif yu!!
Ohai, Calicorose54.
Hao r u?
Iz shure kwiet heer tonite.
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Eberybodee gots a lyf but mi?
.
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“Anudder Fryday nite
An ai aynt gots nobodee…”
“Nobodee knowz
Teh Trubblol ai’ve seen
Nobodee knowz
Mai sowwow…
Ai feelz lyk teh littlol boi in “Hoem Alown”
**pulls owt harmonica nd joyns in**
Ai sew lone-leeeeeeeee
Nobodeee lubs meeeeee
Ai iz tawlkin 2 maiself
An iz nawt fun….
Ware iz eberbodeeee….
Didz dey awl leeb miiiii
Didz ai runs tehm awl awffffff
But wait! Ai tookded a baffff….
**eers perk up**
Waittaminnit…..ai heer sumifn….
Sumbodeez heer, nawt jes mi….
KERRYKATZ!!!!!!
Ai sew happee 2 see u!
Ai iz heer. Hadda leev fur a bit tu getting sum supper. Nao bf an fren are talking techie pewter stuff in libing room, an ai runned away.
**puts harmonica in nonexistint poket** Hey!! Der yu ar!! Feels bettur nau?
Its purrfeckt kitteh spa.
Relaxin and wif no getting teh wet!
(is all fun n gamez until humin turns on teh tap)
Hmph! Iff ai can’t bee in teh spah…..
*turns watur awn*
*snif* yew shore? Ah feelz left awt of teh spa…..
I needz halpz! I maed sum lolz 4 da site, but dey only showz up once den dey disapearz! Iv mead 2 lolz and dey is gon nao
Halp!
u hav to wait ! I had teh saame.. if u still hav teh pwoblem u coontuct deh ICHC admin
O ok
dat iz so cute i thinked dey r teh fake ^-^ iz not possible!
Cute pic, the last few have been great
Wii wantyu tu turn Jack Uzi bak awn pliiz! Kthxbai
LOL
Dis getz won milyon cheezburgers!
What would happen if I turned on the tap, I wonder?