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OKAY! OKAY! i talk now
if u wuznt, i wuz goin 2 sik da vakoom on u.
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
Floof vakyoom — DO NAWT WANT!!!
Not even wif teh snorgle attachedment?
I ar purrtektd by Geneva convenshunz
Uz cannot torshure meh
U ebil hairless pink monkeh
Looks moar like hoomin trying to tonsure teh kitteh.
dat kat is teh burglar from mah house
Whut’s this, now?
but kittehs is nawt responsibl enuf to take vows!!
Ai pretty shur tu uv main tuk vows tu driving me insayne…
is sayme fing
do not dare tuch mah floof or deh wraff of pointeh endz
shall visit U
*nasally secretary voice*
I’m sorry. LCB is in conference rite now. Does teh wraff of teh pointy endz has a appointment? Plz call back next week to reschedule. Have a nice day.
Urnesteen, iz dat yu?
Mr. Veedal?
naw, eets fuhBuckley, tankyewverramuch
yer cawl is berry ‘portant tew us…….. plz tew hab yer no account number reddeee
kthxbai
ai hope yew injoy teh “ignore yew moosic”
yer cawl will be ansered (maybe) sumdai wen we gets a rountewit
Teh pellet wif teh poison’s in teh flagon wif teh dragon!
teh vessl wif teh pessl is teh bru dat is tru!
lcb/whikers
THE COURT JESTER
(cont) ref - FTW!!!!!!
Onlee bekuz sumwun borked teh chaliss frum the paliss.
Clumzee pplz!!!
heheheh! Ai wuz singin madrigals at a Ren Faire once an we saw a Pirate wif a parrot. We decided dat de guys hoo wrote The Court Jester really shud have written anudder verse ’bout him too!
The parrot of teh pirate has teh pellet wif teh poison.
Teh damsel’s cockatoo has teh broo that is troo.
ohai LCB, ai wuz on yer site
ordrin yer produx!!!
I sawr, thx! I upgraded ur shipping a lil bit. Ur items should ship on Monday. (My minyuns in teh Florida sendify them.)
fanx, teh mamakitty is habbin ole kitteh prollolms………
is dat whut dat iz? I cud not tell!
lol thats the same brush i have
dat kitteh reely lukz scared…poor babee…u cum hear an ai snorgle u.’
Concatshoelaces Nightshade on ur nawt secund…wat wood u liek for sillybrations? Choklat martoonies & choklat cubbered maus?
no dippn teh maus in teh choklit! yul smothr hr.
unles she wans to be dipped…might be yummeh!!!!
Da Maus mite liek tu be dipt in da chonklit. Heza bad boi sumtiemz. We lubz him ennywaiz.
dip him in chonklit!! dip him in chonklit!!
Ohai, {{{{{{Jamamamama}}}}} ai sede yu heer yestdy but gawt sied
trakt. hnm silly popup in mai wai heer. just getz emayo frum da yesplis.
she cumz fur brunch Sunnydai. ai haz a sad she hab tu send Picachu bak
but he wuz afturfawt nd nawt nais wif da bebbeh Masu. Ai smelz korfee heer
so nedez tu go tu kichen sune. Wil hab tu clene sum so da yespliz nawt sneze.
oh herz cumin down tew see yooo?? how nice………. sumwun watch Masu?
She sez yu maiked hur a priddy braselit. fankz. Ai hoap she wil ware it wif happee.We wuz fink ub cheezmeet heer sumtiem in Los Gatos. Iz nais smalur town saim distens fur me az SJ . haz gud dowttaon strete wif “purrsnikety” kitteh theme shawp and berry nais chonklit shawp . Ai finkso dey can has nommy lunchez. Se ebreewunz tumoro.
g’bye!!! ai will see yew layter!! {{{maj}}}
Fanks! Ai haz to dribe in a fyoo minnitz, akshullee. Mebbe a niec cuppa tea?
furminator = best brush EVAR
Duz it rillee werkz? Duzzint it skarez teh kittehz? Oar duz it nawt maek teh noyze?
It doesn’t make noise. It is just a brush.
Ai mite haz to try dat. We haz six kittehz — free wif short hair (nawt a prawblem), and free wif teh major floofinesses. Dey needs halp wif teh groomin sumtiemz.
It is indeed the most fantastic brush ever created. Totally worth the money!
Ai yoozez a bebbeh comb frum teh horsepiddle, teh kynd wit tew sidez, wun fyne adn teh udder nawt sew fyne. Werks grate!! Butt teh bestest part iz mai kittehs lurv teh vakyoom. Rilly!! Ai kin brush tehm wit wun hand adn holed teh vakyoom wit teh udder. Awl teh floof gazintah teh vakyoom. Tehy eben letz meh vakyoom tehm wit teh brushy atta…atach…thingy. Butt teh comb iz grate fer gittin awl teh underfloof. A lice comb werks gud tew.
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Kitteh spa bebbeh, yah!! Wen tehy heer meh git teh vakyoom owt tehy knoes it’s brushy-tyme. Ai has a speshul pillau fer tehm tew sitz awn wen it’s thier tern. Q-tippys fer teh eerz, clipz teh pointy endz, a liddle dental werk (nawt doin tew well akshooly) adn tehn brushying adn vakyuooming. Tehy r sew sawft adn shiny!!
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*slinks away in search of a life…*
let me noes wut it iz like……… ai losted mine a long time ago….
if ya find one, see if they have “will to live” in stock as well plzthx………i’m running out.
hehe Ai’z nawt shoor ai’d rec…recog…kno it iffn ai saw it. Butt ai will let u kno iffn ai sees wun!
cud be an aksessoreeee
Oh my….Kelly iz rite! The bestest brush ever! Ai can brush whole undiscovered kittehs out of my Kirby an he purrz de whole tiem!
Mebbe ai trais… mai floofeh Angel-girl gets terrbul mats, an ai just slowlee getting her used tu brushings… she watches me brush mai hair, an sees Loki want tu get brushed tu, an nao she lyks mai brush, but it nawt wurk awn her mats, uv coarse. Mebbe cud use awn mai nawt-floofy Trick wif teh amazing infinite shedding powrs, tu.
wut iz called?? teh mamakitty lubs tew be brushed!!
ai haz a stooopie………… ai seez up abuv is cawled furminator -
sry
Hey, Jamamakitty…mai compooter keeps messin up tewnite…stoopy fing. Haz kikt meh off fwee times alreddy. **waves at Jamamakitty, kicks compooter**
ai sry………. kikkit bak!!! gesh yew leebin…. mebbe beddar tewmarrow?
I’ll stay lawng as ai kin, if ai goze way, iz cuz ai haz tu walk away slowlee frum compooter tu nawt commit krime genst it! Mai impatience, let me show yu it.
ben dare, dun dat!!
dish site used tew be like dat wen der wuz lottsa commints an (sry tew udder peeps) wen we had teh votin burgers…….
yew wud make a commint an has tew wait cuppla minits
wyle teh page reloded……….. wuz berr zasperatin!!!
Nawt want! C.rose wuz heer erlier, I nawt noe wat happin. Den ai hadz to feed da huzbin. Note to self…if ebber ai gits annuder husbin, gonna get self feeding variety, aifinkso.
ai wuz wachhin fur her………..dint notice………
oh KK4, mai fren atwerk loned me Twilite……haz yew redit yet?? herz sed ai wud nawt be abul tew puttit down
Nawt seen dat won, mebbe shud buy it? *perks up ears* shopping fur books, WIN!
is teh vampire series……….. aifinkso 4 ob em
Teh Furmi