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OKAY! OKAY! i talk now
if u wuznt, i wuz goin 2 sik da vakoom on u.
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Floof vakyoom — DO NAWT WANT!!!
Not even wif teh snorgle attachedment?
I ar purrtektd by Geneva convenshunz
Uz cannot torshure meh
U ebil hairless pink monkeh
Looks moar like hoomin trying to tonsure teh kitteh.
dat kat is teh burglar from mah house
Whut’s this, now?
but kittehs is nawt responsibl enuf to take vows!!
Ai pretty shur tu uv main tuk vows tu driving me insayne…
Mai cat just confuzes me.
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is sayme fing
do not dare tuch mah floof or deh wraff of pointeh endz
shall visit U
*nasally secretary voice*
I’m sorry. LCB is in conference rite now. Does teh wraff of teh pointy endz has a appointment? Plz call back next week to reschedule. Have a nice day.
Urnesteen, iz dat yu?
Mr. Veedal?
naw, eets fuhBuckley, tankyewverramuch
yer cawl is berry ‘portant tew us…….. plz tew hab yer no account number reddeee
kthxbai
ai hope yew injoy teh “ignore yew moosic”
yer cawl will be ansered (maybe) sumdai wen we gets a rountewit
iz busi reshapin a square tuit into a roundish shape. when its dun ill send it ober tu u.
mr. kitteh is with holdin’ some information of the where abouts of Waldo.
Teh pellet wif teh poison’s in teh flagon wif teh dragon!
teh vessl wif teh pessl is teh bru dat is tru!
lcb/whikers
THE COURT JESTER
(cont) ref – FTW!!!!!!
Onlee bekuz sumwun borked teh chaliss frum the paliss.
Clumzee pplz!!!
heheheh! Ai wuz singin madrigals at a Ren Faire once an we saw a Pirate wif a parrot. We decided dat de guys hoo wrote The Court Jester really shud have written anudder verse ’bout him too!
The parrot of teh pirate has teh pellet wif teh poison.
Teh damsel’s cockatoo has teh broo that is troo.
ohai LCB, ai wuz on yer site
ordrin yer produx!!!
I sawr, thx! I upgraded ur shipping a lil bit. Ur items should ship on Monday. (My minyuns in teh Florida sendify them.)
fanx, teh mamakitty is habbin ole kitteh prollolms………
Ai haz a confoosed… yer site, yer produx? Tihs iz sumfing ai mite wanting?
i finkso is berry berry cleberlee called kthxbuy . if you klikky on her name, tehn the hunnert dollar towl, it takes you dere. or sometimes you go thru a worm holeis moar direkt.
i aer saving up my munnies fur one 0 dem hunnert dollar towls. iz a good price!
*looks in da mailbox to see if i gotted a commishun*
*not holding bref*
is dat whut dat iz? I cud not tell!
lol thats the same brush i have
dat kitteh reely lukz scared…poor babee…u cum hear an ai snorgle u.’
Concatshoelaces Nightshade on ur nawt secund…wat wood u liek for sillybrations? Choklat martoonies & choklat cubbered maus?
no dippn teh maus in teh choklit! yul smothr hr.
unles she wans to be dipped…might be yummeh!!!!
Da Maus mite liek tu be dipt in da chonklit. Heza bad boi sumtiemz. We lubz him ennywaiz.
dip him in chonklit!! dip him in chonklit!!
Ohai, {{{{{{Jamamamama}}}}} ai sede yu heer yestdy but gawt sied
trakt. hnm silly popup in mai wai heer. just getz emayo frum da yesplis.
she cumz fur brunch Sunnydai. ai haz a sad she hab tu send Picachu bak
but he wuz afturfawt nd nawt nais wif da bebbeh Masu. Ai smelz korfee heer
so nedez tu go tu kichen sune. Wil hab tu clene sum so da yespliz nawt sneze.
oh herz cumin down tew see yooo?? how nice………. sumwun watch Masu?
She sez yu maiked hur a priddy braselit. fankz. Ai hoap she wil ware it wif happee.We wuz fink ub cheezmeet heer sumtiem in Los Gatos. Iz nais smalur town saim distens fur me az SJ . haz gud dowttaon strete wif “purrsnikety” kitteh theme shawp and berry nais chonklit shawp . Ai finkso dey can has nommy lunchez. Se ebreewunz tumoro.
g’bye!!! ai will see yew layter!! {{{maj}}}
Fanks! Ai haz to dribe in a fyoo minnitz, akshullee. Mebbe a niec cuppa tea?
furminator = best brush EVAR
Duz it rillee werkz? Duzzint it skarez teh kittehz? Oar duz it nawt maek teh noyze?
It doesn’t make noise. It is just a brush.
Ai mite haz to try dat. We haz six kittehz — free wif short hair (nawt a prawblem), and free wif teh major floofinesses. Dey needs halp wif teh groomin sumtiemz.
It is indeed the most fantastic brush ever created. Totally worth the money!
Ai yoozez a bebbeh comb frum teh horsepiddle, teh kynd wit tew sidez, wun fyne adn teh udder nawt sew fyne. Werks grate!! Butt teh bestest part iz mai kittehs lurv teh vakyoom. Rilly!! Ai kin brush tehm wit wun hand adn holed teh vakyoom wit teh udder. Awl teh floof gazintah teh vakyoom. Tehy eben letz meh vakyoom tehm wit teh brushy atta…atach…thingy. Butt teh comb iz grate fer gittin awl teh underfloof. A lice comb werks gud tew.
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Kitteh spa bebbeh, yah!! Wen tehy heer meh git teh vakyoom owt tehy knoes it’s brushy-tyme. Ai has a speshul pillau fer tehm tew sitz awn wen it’s thier tern. Q-tippys fer teh eerz, clipz teh pointy endz, a liddle dental werk (nawt doin tew well akshooly) adn tehn brushying adn vakyuooming. Tehy r sew sawft adn shiny!!
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*slinks away in search of a life…*
let me noes wut it iz like……… ai losted mine a long time ago….
if ya find one, see if they have “will to live” in stock as well plzthx………i’m running out.
hehe Ai’z nawt shoor ai’d rec…recog…kno it iffn ai saw it. Butt ai will let u kno iffn ai sees wun!
cud be an aksessoreeee
I’m laughing so hard because it took me from yesterday afternoon until now to figure out what “horsepiddle” was! Duh…..
Oh my….Kelly iz rite! The bestest brush ever! Ai can brush whole undiscovered kittehs out of my Kirby an he purrz de whole tiem!
Mebbe ai trais… mai floofeh Angel-girl gets terrbul mats, an ai just slowlee getting her used tu brushings… she watches me brush mai hair, an sees Loki want tu get brushed tu, an nao she lyks mai brush, but it nawt wurk awn her mats, uv coarse. Mebbe cud use awn mai nawt-floofy Trick wif teh amazing infinite shedding powrs, tu.
wut iz called?? teh mamakitty lubs tew be brushed!!
ai haz a stooopie………… ai seez up abuv is cawled furminator –
sry
Hey, Jamamakitty…mai compooter keeps messin up tewnite…stoopy fing. Haz kikt meh off fwee times alreddy. **waves at Jamamakitty, kicks compooter**
ai sry………. kikkit bak!!! gesh yew leebin…. mebbe beddar tewmarrow?
I’ll stay lawng as ai kin, if ai goze way, iz cuz ai haz tu walk away slowlee frum compooter tu nawt commit krime genst it! Mai impatience, let me show yu it.
ben dare, dun dat!!
dish site used tew be like dat wen der wuz lottsa commints an (sry tew udder peeps) wen we had teh votin burgers…….
yew wud make a commint an has tew wait cuppla minits
wyle teh page reloded……….. wuz berr zasperatin!!!
Nawt want! C.rose wuz heer erlier, I nawt noe wat happin. Den ai hadz to feed da huzbin. Note to self…if ebber ai gits annuder husbin, gonna get self feeding variety, aifinkso.
ai wuz wachhin fur her………..dint notice………
oh KK4, mai fren atwerk loned me Twilite……haz yew redit yet?? herz sed ai wud nawt be abul tew puttit down
Nawt seen dat won, mebbe shud buy it? *perks up ears* shopping fur books, WIN!
is teh vampire series……….. aifinkso 4 ob em
Ai lub doze vampire books. I reeds Kim Harrison nd JR Ward.
if yew hazznt read Twilight ai will let yew no how itis………
we haz reeched ober 200 commints……ai nao turns into
a punkin…….. ai will see yew tewmorrow!!
*mmummmbllllmmmmmblllllllllll mus tawk tew cheezntofu bout teh 200 commint mesh agin!! gotta fixit, gotta fixit*
Teh Furminator is mebbe arownd $35 at Petsmart. But awn Toosday, I saw a similur comb wif a handul moar liek a regular flee comb. It was arownd $15. But teh Furminator is like a fien comb wif razers at teh bottum uv teh teef. Yoo haz to bee cairful using it, but it wurks well to help cats shed teh old fur. Just maek shur yoo yooz it rite or yoo could reely pull on teh kitteh’s fur. Do it rite and dey luv it!
ai finded it on amazon an wuz like $18
teh mamakitty lubs teh brush…….her is
short hair sew duzznt get teh tanguls
ai will report on teh ruzultz wen it cums
*dont tell….izza s’prize!!*
Itz a gud night for online shopping, innit? *wink*
yesh, yesh it iz!! mai kitteh needs sum TLC
It is! I just borrowed my mother’s because I can’t buy one right now. Too expensive. But it’s really good!
No groomer! Nooooooo!
teh kitteh so skeerd he gunna go bawld afore da hoomin kan broosh himz!
Ooooh — ai lubs yer avatar, jexxa!
mii 2 – @ nawt sekkund ai thot it wuz Fone Bone makin starry eyes at Thorn!!!
I give u the last chance.
Where are my cheezburgers?
it are in my tummeh! you no can has!
you lie.
I has no patience. Whre are they?
You wantz proof? here *throw up* see, is cheezburger vomit
call a goggie!
sry, iz outta practiss bein strait man! i can has do-over?
ahem!!
quik, call mii a goggie!
ooookaaaayyy
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you are a goggie.
donut worriez. Yu iz doing it right.
Although…goggie nawt berry gud witness…unless drooling counts as affirming da storri ob da cat. =P
*rushes in outta bref*
Sry, I missed my cue.
Um… *consults script*… oh, here.
bamahern, u is a goggie.
*waits for laffter from audience to
startsubside*Kin hardlee see keybord wif da teers ub laffter in eyes. Rolls on flur, laffin helplesslee.
Yew are a goggie! ^-^
*Turns awn da laff-trak fer LCB*
Mu cue.
U eatz it. Wrong answer.
See, goggie is a good boy. um, wanna to made friendz wiht him?
Do u has the answer now?
Good, now tell us where the nuclear veapons are at…
Ok. Ok. I tells u.
*sigh*
Teh nooculer weapons is… in a warehouse in downtown Stoopytorturersayswhut.
now tellz meh were the catnip stash is at
or eles I willz ticklez U
Or we’ll get momcat. >:3
*scampers off tu tel momcat nd get pat awn hed nd treet**
*trips kerrykats b4 seh can get der* mwahaha
**Yells loudly** Momcat!! I gots hurted cuz Random twipped meh!!
**Crys louder an rubs leg dat nawt hurtz, reely** OW!! Mai leg hurts!
*luks innocently* wat? I not do nuffin…
**sobs** Mai leg, ai finks iz browkin! *stiks tung owt at Random, luks at Momcat wif saddist eyes ebber**
*grumbles* mebbee catnip bribe wud have workeded better…
But momcat! Iz not mai fault! Seh jus has not lernt tu walk prop..propur…rite yet. hao can you nots believe mah innocent face? *large twinkly innocent eyes*
**whispers tu Random win Momcat turns hed** How much catnip yu gots der?
Mebbe mai leg tu feels bettur soon.
ai gettit!!! is teh sympafy roooteeen!! (is yew holdin yer paw up…..an limpin a liddel?? werks ebbrytime)
Az much az it takez
Ai haz to purtect mah reputation wif momcat after all…
Pssst…jamamacat..y is you trying to git me in trubble too? Doan gib her ideas!
Jamamakitty!! Mai leg, aifinks iz brokin!! **limps slowlee to JK** Luk wat happin tu meh!! **whispers to Random** Nebber came throo wif catnip, ai iz more hurt den ebber now.
awwww teh purrrr kitteh!!!
pats teh widdel hed an gibs it gud skritches!!!
hyer luk, ai haz sum nip fur yew!!
Yu nebber shook mai paw to show agreement! iz not mai fault dis time!
*offers ginormous bag of catnip and hopez to Ceiling cat dat dis works*
*keeps nip jus sliteleeee outta reeech*
*Watches from a dystance an smyles reeleh reeleh big* ^-^ hehe dis is funneh tew watch.
Iz tu yur fawlt. Yu twipped meh nd hurted meh. **limps slowlee away wif catnips frum JK, wen JK turns hed, skips away nd stiks owt tung at Random**
Fank yu, JK, aifinks tu feels bettur nau.
*sneeks sum nip tew random tew*
ai iz ekuel opportew nip teee kitteh fren!!
Fankies jamamakitty. =) Yew is too nice! *hug*
Well, Din Fleetpaw, ware wuz yu win ai needed sekurity? Did yu see mai hurted leg? Aifinkz is broken beyond awl repare! **shows DF “injured” leg, sniffs for more catnips**
Well, kerrycats, yew were bein tattletail..ai do not aprec..apric..like teh underhanded methods. Eben nao yew is being sneaky!
…ai was watchin’ ^-^ …ai nose yew had a hurt, but yew were callin fer Mamacat, and jamamakitty came befores ai saw awl ob dis, sew ai din’t wanna inturveene… an besydes, ai saw dat happeh skippeh-skippin’ yew dids awn yer “injured” leg!
noes!!! yew wuz twikken me???
ai feelz chumpie
Doan be feline chumpie jamamakitty!
Here I gibs you a happi!
*holds up tray of happy-filled pie*
**sniffs** but ai wuz hurted! **grumbles to Random** you nd yur hapee pies..
Oh well, dis big bag ub catnips…WIN!
yew kids!! trai tew getalong!!! or yew will goes tew yer roooms!!!
we will turn this thread around right now!!!
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(sry, channeling the past for a moment there)
*offers paw to kerrykatz* Canz we be fwiends?
*snicker…………. turn thredaround!!!*
kerrykatz4, werks bedder ifn yu remememembers to limp onna same leg ebbery time…
oh 2M, yew is berry ubzerbint!!!
an Kerry, no pickin on my GoFur!
He wasn’t contrackted for this.. and I don’t pay him travl xpenses!
**note tu self** nest time, pinchee leg reel hard sew tu member dat da limpee leg.
{{leeza-b}} but, but, he twipt meh…ai needed sekuity..**sobs** no wun unnerstans meh!!
Ow. A whole shbang of things has happened since an hour ago. O_o Dat’s what I get fer callin’ momcat.
{{AR}} Ai culd nawt halp maiself!
*ahem* I z a she tank you berry much. A he would just punch you. =D
Nao dat ai iz busted owt, pleez tu share dis ginormus bag ub catnips wif meh, Random! *luks round in capnip haze* wuz worf it, yesh?
Aww… ai is sowweh, kerrykats4 {{kk4}} Ai weel be der berry-fast next tyme. ^-^ Aifinksew! *Hands yew a chawkolite cake made wif lub, oar luff, wicheber won yew wants* ^-^
*ahem-ahem* um…..Random, I know several wimmens who swing first, and nevermind the questions.
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dated a couple of them, my quick reflexes lemme show you dem.
whoops. Sorry! I had a confuzzled moe mint der…please to ignore mah stupidity. *blushes* kthxbai!
Iz okay, kerrykatz.
Chonklate cookie fur yur trubblez? *whispers* you no tells on mii right???
*uzes oppurrrtunatii to bringz out teh clawses of doom*
Alemeda, wit the noocleeyear wwesssels.
Iz dat wessels or weasels? I no liek teh weasels, teh bitz!
nono, noocleeyear wessesl, at naval yard……..in alameda
O, i c. wuz frayed u talken bout doz bitee weaselz. Shipz iz otay, teh staa on teh wadeer and no bitee me.
izz okai, eyez jusst havin’ a “Trek” moment.
O. Mama Cat smacks forehead. Wessels. Okay. I am slow tonight.
Whenever I hear the Tigger song from Winne the Pooh, I automatically
put in the word Tribble instead of Tigger.
Teh wonderful ting bout Tribbles,
Is Tribbles iz Wonderful tings.
Teh tops iz maed out ob fwoof,
ter buttums iz maed out ob replicator tings.
I know it noes rime, sigh
LOLZ, iz funee eben wifowt da rimes.
One littul mistake…
post-prandial upper abdominal distension, is my fave.
*snerk*
my favrit ST movie, ever.
everybody remember where we parked…
’sokay, shd. ai unnerstooded yew.
Whaifore yu nawt lyking teh weasels? We iz furry an cyoot an fings! Teh rabid Weasel No-Insult Leeg iz fiting berry hard tu chanjing teh unjust imaj peepuls having uv us!
Iz steppen way frum weasel.
Um, otay, weaselz iz, um, nawt bad, zakly, jush, weeel, bitee sumtiems, i fink so.
Hmph. We haz an insulted. Iz menny menny creechurs taht biting, an yu nawt saying fings about tem. Iz blatant diskr… disc… nawt fair! See, we can be cyoot! *tais self intu pretzel an luks at Mama Cat upsyde-daon*
**types furiously to congressman** Dis injustiss iz nawt tu be tolerated!!
**luks at RabidWeasel** wunners if rabid weezuls safe tu noms.
Eben rabid weezuls be rodants tew… eben if dey be bitee an rabid…
Wait… is rabid rodants under mai prowteckshun tew? =P
Doze waskilly wabid wodint weezuls!!
Weasels nawt be rodents! Weasels NOM rodents wif tartar sauce! Weasels be mustel… mutil… weasel-famblee.
Ahhh! dat sawlves it! Den ai is tew be prowteckting da rodants frum yew AN yer tartar sawce! *Woofeh Stands up tawl an prowd in da fayce of nommin’ weezul*
*blinkblinks at Din innosintlee*
But we be little. Berry little. Lyk, less tahn a pound little. Yu wud nawt hurting us, wud yu?
Ai has tew enfawrce wat ai has been hyred tew dew… Ai can nawt… er…
*Smyles at da innosint weezul*
Awwwwww! Dat’s adoorabeel! ^-^ *Happeh woofeh!*
Ai can nawt be mad at yew! …jus no nom nom nommin’ da rodants, okays? Dey has da feelins tew.
Duz yu runs fast? **pupils turn into giant black saucers**
Hieds hind beeg woffy. Nawts beleeven nawtie weasel,
teh BITES. and it HURTZ!
Ai was nawt reelee mad eiber! Ai was acktin lyke I has a tuff. ^-^
Eet was gewd, rite? ^-^
Awww dose bytes. Dey can nawt hert DAT much! An lewk! Da weezul be sew… sew… kyoote! Aifinksew! …an bsydes… ai has my rabees shawts. ^-^ Sew ai be sayfe! …aifink…
but u issa BIG doggeh, my GoFur!
littul bite to u, issa big bite to a smallr fing.
And besides, size issnt reealy relative in these matturs.
Aifink yew is rite, Leeza. Is a big byte fur da smaller fings. Hehe an eef it is a rabid weezul, den it dun mattur at awl. ^-^ Is steel rabid!
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Nao a rabbit-weezul, dat be diffurant! =P
These weezuls, they mooved intu mai home a whyle back, an tehy using mai pewter sumtiems fur their Rabid-Weasel No-Insult Leeg.
Ai fink they nawt be rabid inna sense uv akshully having teh sik, but rabid inna figrativ sense, lyk, angree. Coz sum peeps in heer kept making disrespekful remarks about rabid weezuls az if it was teh awfullest fing tehy cud fink uv.
They haz nawt bited me yet. Ai fink there waz sumfing about a polly tishun getting eeted, tho.
ya know what a mink reeely iz?
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a weasel with a good PR company.
HEY! Were wuz eberybodee erlyur?
Ai wuz all alone an started feline lyk nobodee lubbed mi ennymoar.
where wuz I?
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sleeping…….finally (40 hour day)
waking up and searching for day-quil
driving to work
hating life
loading in Backyardagins
hating life a bit more
visiting ICHC instead of driving home and sleeping
not hating ALL life quite so much now.
**sneaks out of thred**
**sneeks bak in**
Day-Quil?
U sik Dan?
Noooo, no sneek owt! Come back!
If I was horse……..they’d shoot me.
*peeks arownd corner*
I thot u was mad at me, rhsb.
Dats nawt gud.
Ai followed beeg horsey-mobile to mai howse. Weer talkin semi truck wif horse-carryur az traylur.
Awn dese littlol kountree rodes? Ai bet dryvur wuz finkin DO NAWT WANT!
(Ai lefted u a messidg, hoep it makes u laff)
Hello, Leeza. (in hur Newman voyse)
R u finlee dun wif the YNG?
U can has him. Ai want sumwon hoo ai NAWT has to shaer.
Nao, awl ai gots to do is find wun….
I tolled u! I was intervooin DF for to be my GoFur!
Ax him! I was nowhere neer teh NB… not sinse…
*checks watch*
well not fur a wile.
Wats a DF?
accross the way from work is Lone Star Park, the full-on race track in Gran Prarie. One day going into work, riding my bronze dragon (motorcycle), and making a left at the light is one of the horse rigs you described. One of the racing horses has his head out of the side and looking at me as if to say “Heya, wassup dood? Thassa weird lookin’ horse yer on.” and looking into the wind.
Din Fleetpaw!
U missed teh intervyoo?
I had to czech his credenshuls.. tehn we had to do teh requisit debreefing. Itz SOP.
He’z my noo GoFur!
but he didnt’ steel ur coffee did he Dan??
Leeza – Nao u needs GoFur? Ai thot teh skwirlols did taht.
Dan – Dere iz horse traylurs ov awl sizez arown heer. Wii iz supposedlee teh Horse Capitlol ov teh Whirled.
Didja heer ai awlmost hitted a deer (wif mai CAR)?
*Zips in* Nope! Nopenope! Ai hads mai own cawfee. ^-^ Superfrappalolcalattedubblewhipwifcaramel, kthxbai! ^-^ *Zips off*
Jes kiddin! Jes kiddin. But ai be da GoFur! *wag wags*
rhsb, yes I did, and it brought back an incident on tour, mebbe tell story between shows (three of them) tomorrow.
leeza, I was on mai scooter, kinda difficult to drink coffee wearing a full-face helmet…..so, no the horse didn’t abscond wit ma cawffee.
Oh, an did u kno that Leeza stole mai YNG at the NB partee today?
I was in a funk and waz hidin unner the bed. Then, ai figgurd ai’d has a partee. Sew ai frew a beeg partee inna NB an Leeza took awf wif mai YNG.
Sew, ai gotted drunk awn margajaritas an cried.
Dan iz u habbing a ruff nite?
I has never knowed u to take me seriouslee!!
Woz jk abowt teh cawfee.
Or issit 2 many kiddeh shows??
How do u go from Mudvayne to Bakyardiganz??
Talk abowt a time warp!
Speekin up, u mist dat erlier…
**whispurrs 2 leeza**
Mebbe iz teh Day-Quil. Mai brudder (alsew named Dan, btw) took alot ov Benadryl an ended up beetin up the Krissmiss tree a few yeers ago.
noes I did not!
rhsb just happent to walk up when I wuz getting a cherry filled choklit possum bit owt uv my, er cleavij. Wuz a coinkydink that the YNG was rite there!!
*crosses hart*
LOLZ rhsb!
I has bin tempted to do teh same thing, and didn’t need any drugs to blame it on! Stoopy Chrissmus tree lites…
yesh leeza, I knoes, you can see on my list for the day above, I’d rather been at Frank’s Castle.
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this week, Panic at the Disco-Death Cab for Cutie-Plain White T’s, a christian rally, and the Backyardigans. yeah, it makes my mind hurt occasionally.
Yesh udid!
**SIGH**
Ai gess ai shud get used 2 it, cheezland iz full ov beyootiful peeps…
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an mi. : -(
Cannot… breev…. must… stop…. laffing….
Izzit just mi, oar haz ICHC bin reelee funneh todai!!!
O d’K!!
Wotchu doin?
I thot u was on retreet?
Did u retreet from teh retreet???
U okay, 4.5?
Dan – I gotta tell you: there’s NO WAY I could do what you do. For one thing, I’m way too scared of heights. Number 2, I’m way too clumsy. (Mom shoulda named me “Grace” but didn’t).
Did you ever see the footage of the tornado hitting the Georgiadome during the basketball playoffs? The scaffolding was swaying big time! Very scary to see! I can’t imagine being there.
rhsb! u stop that rite now!
U is byootimuss!!
Why else wud EM want u for hiz nomber one minion???
U hasta be pretteh and wif teh smarts 2, to be no. 1 minion!
Retreat starts tomorrow at 9 am. After teh horseh barn ai went to a birfdai partee for my neese (sweet 16). Ai botted her sum silber kitteh eerings – seh lubbed dem!
Ai must go cleen up teh kitchen naow, oar when ai get bak Sundai ebening tehre’s no telling wat mite hab started growing in der!
Nitey-nite cheezfrens.
{{{{{{{Cheezfrens}}}}}}}
haz fun ODK!
Dan, wot can we do to halp?
How abowt a game of whak-a-camel?
Nite-nite, 4.5. Have fun this week-end.
**rhsb, thinking she needs to find a way to “retreat” also**
Ima gonna go home, so I can be all (enable false cheerful tone) bright and shiney for tomorrow. see y’all later.
Nite, Dan. Hope you feel better. {{{Dan}}}
I’m hedding to beds 2.
Over 200 commints, it just gets too hard to keep up.
Esp after 2 glassez uv vino.
*holds hed*
Nite alls….
Nite, Leeza.
I’m gonna close teh door an try to sleep, not doing very well lately.
G-Nite Cheezland!
~snerk~ Nebber seen sum one swoon obber gettin weezul coat!
*cleers froat* Ahem.
Short-tailed weasel and stoat being uvver naymes fur teh ermine.
Mink be berry close but moar akwa… aqua… water-liking relativs. And AWL kinds uv weasel-famblee members prefurr tu keeping owr own coats, fankyuberrymuch!
{{prysma-kitteh}} Da menshun ub minks med meh fink bout I Love Lucy, an her allways wantin mink coat. Ai nawt wud ebber ware fur. Pleez tu skuz lame joke…
O! Do nawt nom RabidWeasel kk4, u getted teh sik, ifinkso. teh iz
nawt tu be nommed. But i finks diz wun be bedder ten teh wuns dat
bitee me wen i c dem.
Pleh tu da sik. Aifinks mebbe dey tayst like tartar soss nau tu. Nawt nom dem nau, aifinks.
Whai yu wanting tu nom us?
Nuffin purrsnal, iz jes mai nature…iz hard tu controls de instinks fur to catches tiny furry fings dat runs fast.
Iz tru, iz hard. Weasels having tehm instinks tu. Heehee, owr cuzzins teh skunks having lawts uv instink. Um, little weasel-famblee humur tehre.
Get off mai pewter, weasel! No using mai log-in tu be posting! *tosses RabidWeasel away frum pewter* Silleh beasties.
Yaay! Welcomes backes Prysma! Lewks lyke yew needs a weezul cayge tew keeps da RabidWeasel awf yer puter.
Eh, they be harmless. Just a bit, er, vocal, sumtiems. But cyoot, tu.
aha, a corollary to the law of grabbity (I sees it, I grabs it).
Shall we call it KK4’s rule (it runs, I chase it)?
Iz gud rule, aifinkso.
Guantanamo Kitteh
faces teh Defloofer
@@@@@ Gud wun!!
ok ok i tell you .it was not me who missed lidderbox it was…it wass floofy yesyes ..er.. Fluffy
Kitteh turnz tables…cleens clok fur hooman..story at 11.
Itz tiem fur meh to leeving werk! Yippee!!! Ebbreewun haz a niec Fried Egg nite, a fabyooluss Caturday, & a grate whatebber we callin “Sunday!” See yew on Mundane!
Hewmin keepz aksseeng,
“Iz itz sayff?”. Kitteh reelee
duz nawtz knoez ansurr.
Kitteh floof duz nawtz
needz Groomurr Fengee! Kitteh
floof purrfekkt az iz
Kitteh floof sheddz awll
yeer lawng. Hewminz shoodz reelee
jusst getz yoozd 2 it!
Jack.
*clappity clappity* Yu really sez it all sew well, Jack
Agreed! A berry gewd poem, Jack! ^-^
Hewminz shood jus get yoosed tew eet! Floof is wat maykes da kitteh!
“Is itz sayff?”….*shudders* unfortunately, I replay that scene from The Marathon Man in my mind’s eye every Dentist visit, and I gotta nudder one next week…….huzzah.
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*shudders again*
Midnight Cowboy ref FTW!! U rawk Jack!!
Ai has a stoopy. Rite seen, rong moobie. Thx fer cleerin’ taht up fer meh SHD!!
its cool, both movies have a serious creepy factor to them
OH NOES NWAT TEH EBIL HAYR REMUVZIN BRUSH OB TEH EBIL EN ETERNEL DOOMZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
y r u heer?an y r u so crzy?wts wi t dbl postng?
THATS wut u were tuchen me wif?????
itz tickelish at furst, but u weel learn tew liek it
Okeh nao, ai see wat’s goin awn.
Ai leeb an TEHN teh partee starts!
ohai rhsb, ai iz bak naow foar ur partee!
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whut u meen, iz over?
I haz a happy and want to share it. I iz in teh cold tu day, and wuz tinken bout goen in, wun seez kittehs playen in teh leevs. teh opened up wun ob teh bags we haz round teh hous, and teh rollen and jumpen and pwayfite and leebs go awl ober, but I do nawt caer, cuz it wun funnee ting tu watch! Maek mee happee to see teh kittehs all ober.
I dun nao, just wanted tu shaer wit awl ob u.
Yay fur teh happeh playing kittehs! Ai wish ai cudda seen taht tu, it souns full uv awsum an cyoot!
Iz funnwh what kittehs get away wif, coz it tu cyoot tu getting mad at them fur mess.
Um, sowree, ai furgot tu logging in when ai stold mai pewter back frum teh weasels fur a minnit.
U haz nuclear weasels?
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(Eben in lolspeak, I can sez “nuclear” teh rite wai! Unlike He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named-Because-He-Only-Has-A-Middle-Initial.)
2M, yew da awesum! A Harry Potter reberends… and appro… app… rite awn!
Awwww….dat sownz kyoot.
Ai had a littlol happee erlyur. Ai fillded up mai car wif gas an it tuuk LESS than $20 agin! Fanks CC foar cheeper gas.
I fillded up mai van tuda an it tooked ony twenty dollar eben. I haz beeeg happy fur dat!
Mai non-PC V-8 dribing masheen gotted filleded wit teh gas fer teh nawt sekkund tyme inna lawng tyme. Adn ai dint hab tew taek owt a lone tew dew it!! $1.96/galloln hear tu dai.
ohai goosey!
Ware u bin! Iz bin worried abowt u!
We mist u at teh dark and stormee last week.
awwwwwwwwwww dat wus teh cyooooot!!! swillie kittehs…..floofin teh leebs!!!
Yash, but i did nawt go tu getz mai kamra, iz tu cold tu bee goen in and owt! But I haz in mai haed now. sew I haz all teh tiem.
j u heer?
herooo???
Ai seez yew, calicorose.
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Kan ai halps yew?
Purrfick thawt to taek to bed. Fang queue, Mamacat!
nite 2minions, u haz gud dweems ob teh kittehs fwoofen in teh leevez, itinkso!
Otay, tiem fur me tu go tu bedz, I be dweemen ob teh kittehs in teh leebs too. Nite
oh wowowowee my caption made teh front page
Bed-tiem, aifinkso… mai kittehs iz, er, hinting they want me tu laying daon so ai can be hot-water-bottle. Gud nyte! Happehtayl dreems!
Ok, WP or someone or something is deleting posts that I am putting up… they are not offensive, and I’m quite annoyed at this point that they are being removed.
I keep trying to tell everyone about how they can go to youtube and find simonscat, and find the website where they are donating the proceeds of their limited edition teeshirts to the Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals. A worthy cause, if ever there was one.
I am going to bed now, since its nearly 2 am where I am, and I will see if this post gets removed, too.
Ai see it, an ai lub simonscat!! Iz hard wen too many posts on.
This was my third post about it, and they initially did appear in the thread, and then they disappeared… which makes me think something or someone was removing my posts aboutt this. If someone really is removing them, I think its a pretty litterbox kinda thing to do. We are all cat fans, and there is room enough and money enough to support ICHC, and the good cause of the SPCA. *frown*
This cat has the surprised look, it wondering what is it? Look like the cat never see the thing before. Very interesting photo.
look like my cat when geting brushed
^_^ Ai haz a luv fer dis brush. Mah kittehs hardlee shedz at ahl nemaor. Amazon haz dem fer uhrownd, twentie an’ two dollahs wen u inclood teh shippingz. Iz teh kitteh FURminator.
Do u xpekt me 2 talk?
No, Mistah cat, i xpekt u 2 die!!
Furminaytur duz knot skair mii! Ai am big bad fierss kittoon!
Teh furmynader is teh best brush evars! we use it on all 3 of teh kitties, and on teh goggie too! An’ teh fur yoo gets off? OMG u cud stuff a cowch!
I love this pic its so funny i wish someone would be my friend though and look at my pics and love the pic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL!!!!YUR FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!