iz jus a jump to da left
iz jus a jump to da left an den a step to da rite
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The Time Warp (Rocky Horror Picture Show)
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Less do de time warps agaaaaaainnn!
Ai wuz gonna say that!
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But since yoo did it . . Nawt Second – ai will just say “Dammit Maus!!”
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Hmmm – sumhao tath just duzzn’t sound kwite rite!
Dammit Janet, I love you…
wait a minute! it was you?
and how did JCH4K know?
Oh noes, Valesa. It wuz just a Miss Steak! Ai saw teh “M” an thot it wuz Maus, cuz it usuallee iz up there!
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Sorree, Mandy! but – teh fabulolso Conga Ratz ar danzing out nao- in nuthing but their unnerwares – ar a doing teh Taim Warp Dans just fur yoo!!!
me thot dat might be de danse
I was gonna sugest the trannyvania twist
aktuallee, it nawt dat ennymorez.
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♪♫It’s now the mash (ooh aah ooh)
The monster mash…♪♫
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n now ai gotz a earwurm frum dat song. lol
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The sword of Damocles is hangin’ over my head….
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♫ hot-patootie bless my soul, i really luv that rocknroll ♫
is it sad or jus plane scarry dat not onlee do i still haz mai transylvanian and dr. scott costumes tucked away, but I can remember dat hoal blasted dance still?
Hai SAMS!! Neither nor!! Ai think we ar awl laik that heer – an DARN PROWD ovvit!!
…oar sumfin liek dat.
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Ai hazzint bin to a skreenin in a bery bery lawng tiem — but ai still haz teh responses (moastlee) in mah hed.
Castles dont have phones a#@$&#
No it nawt… butt ‘Dammit, Goggie’ sawnd otay…
(no neck)
Don’t tell me I was the only one thinking of Soulja Boy when I saw this…
Soldja Boi!
love this movie!! i go to the audience participation every month!!
Put yer hands on yer hips….
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Um — wher iz mah hips?
Bring yer neez in tiiiiiiiiite.
*stawps befoar she haz to go to teh nawty barn*
But it’s the pelvic thrust…
taht rly drives yu insayayayayayayayane!
hmm… shud ai use mai inbisibiitee fur gud, oar fur ebil…?
u has an invisibul??
see, dere ai was singy wib Maus adn yu juss hadbat me out teh wai and toadally sing ober me! pfft!
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deygetdemselvesaGoFuradnawlobasuddendeyroolesdewhirrled
But ai be a gewd gophur! *Is dans dans dansin een da gophur suit*
truss me DF, eet’s awl “Oh yesh. dere is LAWTS ob presteeje” adn “Oh yesh DF, yu luuks grate inna giant Gophur soot” but but but before lawng, eet is awl hedbats adn rubbing old laydee creem intu… places… * shudder *
*hedbats GP*
snap owt uv it!!
I is not LCB!
Don’t u scare GoFur aways!
GoFur, I don’t need oldlady creem.
Just a bak skratch every onst in a wile..
Aww… dat nawt sew bad… ^-^ Ai can dose dat. =P No need for a rebbolyushion den!
sew… ur remark abowt hedbatting…
dat wuz just kiddin, rite?
U wudn’t reely hedbat me, wudjah??
*wates wif a nervuss*
Naw! ^-^ Ai wuddn dew dat. Espeshually wif mai pointee ends being… pointee. =P Naw, ai wuds nawt hedbat… onlee eef ai was tolded tew. =P
*whew*
I had a worry.. u does not has teh retrackstabul clawz!
The kittehs can hedbat wiffout teh claws.
So no one really getz hurted.
Yepyep, sew eef ai dew hedbats, eet can nawt be hard, bekawse ai haz tew be ful ob care. ^-^ No retrackstabul clawz fur me! …unless da ICHC Bootique has woofeh man-knee-cures? =P
But… but… but… *Yooses imaygeenayshun tew tink ob awl da hedbats an… da creem!!* Eeeep! Do not want! *Shudders een da gophur soot* We… we needs tew stand up an resist eet! …but we dun hab owr breefs! Dis… cud be a problam…
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But ai hedbat bak wen ai gets hedbatted, an ai be a big woofeh. ^-^ Yoo wants ai tew hedbat sumwon whoo hedbats yew tew? ^-^
Pssst. LCB is NAWT an old laydee!!! Mebbe itz “laydee uv a surtin aje creem.”
Sry iffn ai gibes yu a confoosed. issa “Old Laydee Creem” ai bellefe ‘laydees’ liek LCB ob awl ages yoose eet… uh huh, yesh. dat’s whut ai ment.
ai thot teh dansin gofur wuz in a differunt moovee?
Ackshuawlee, da gophur soot cayme frum earleer in da day, an ai browt eet ober tew dis thread. ^-^ But da moobie wif da dansin gophurs is a gewd won!
*Dans dans danses beef-four ai goes tew bed* Night night! See yew awl tomorrows! …er… laytur tewday!
Wot?
I fot we wuz singin harmonee!
I wuz teh altoe.
is otay, aifinkso ai shud prolly nawt sing aneewai. Member teh infamous “Guinness Piggeh does teh Full Monty” inseedent? PG-13!
Aifink teh Rabidweasels vidyotayped taht. Iz fur sale awn eBay, aifinkso.
For ebil ov cawse. Iz moar fun dat way!
LETS do the TIME warp AGAIAIAIAIIAIN!!!!
that reely drives u in saaayayayayane!
Let’s do The Time Warp again…
ok!
*jumps to teh left*
an then a step to the right….
Ooh Hah Ooh Hah Ooh…
Ai noe teh feelin…
Referrin 2 hips, nawt NB fingz!
o c’mon anni… I bet u has been to teh NB before..
She has. Recently…
Maibe, but dis tiem Ai din’t meen ennifing nawty just wundrin ware mai hips had gon – Ai noe Ai had sum wuns….
Prolly off sumwear keepin mai waist cump knee. Haz nawt Cing it 4 mini yeers.
Iz moar in refrunz to teh silleh fingz pplz duz at skreenings uv dis film. Iffin yew hazzint seed dat (which mite oar mite nawt rekwire teh use uv brayne bleech dependin on who is doing what), it wuddint maek much sense.
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*goes bak to doing werk*
Teh lass tiem Ai wented 2 a moobie wuz ober 40 yeerz ago (Ai yoost 2 get berry bad migraynz ebbri tiem, so stopt goin) an Ai doan’t watsh mutsh TB, so Ai aer kwite in teh dark bowt teh film!
Ai cannot ax-ess teh youtube frum werk, but yew mite be abul to find bits & peeses to halp wif maykin sense, aifinkso.
iz most awesum moobie, but maykin sense? aidoanfinkso. Ai lub Tim Curry in dis moobie, hee hee.
Time warp kitteh… ur doing it RITE!
Ai’m a kitteh cat an ai dans dans dans
I jes downloded dis songs yesterday
canut… stawp… lolling…
There! We TOLD yoo yoo wud feel bedder!!
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* twitches whiskers adn chases Janet arownd teh ruum *
Hehe glawd fur yew tew be lawling again! *Watches da chaysing*
Yay fur teh lolling GP! *dansdans*
*bownses aftur Janet lyk a black-n-whyte cheeta*
*run run run run leep leep run run run dash dash crash!! *
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Ooosie!! Ai think that wuz a Waterfurd crystlol vase! Oh wells
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*run run run jump twirl run run run leeeeeeeeeeeeep*
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*luks down frum ohai up playce at ebreewun else*
Ai aer owt-uv-breff just watshin u!
Jus’ bee kareful ov mai Royal Doulton wef teh handpaynted perrywinklez!
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Is this teh cha cha slide?
kitteh iz smooth opurratur.
Congrats on nawt sekond Mandy!
Hokeh Pokeh kitteh.
Yeah, I know, some of you have seen this before. TOO BAD!
With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person which almost went unnoticed. Larry La Prise, the man who wrote “The Hokey Pokey”, died peacefully at age 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in. Then the trouble started…
Ai lol’d. Getz meh lol’ing ebree tiem!
Maeks me lol ebbry tiem 2!
Ya puts ur rite fut in, ya puts ur rite fut owt….OK eberybuddy, let’s shayke it awl abowt! *snerk* {{Maus}} Shuda seen it cumming when u started dat storee…. *snerk* *SNERK*
Ya puts da hed in ya puts da hed owt..shakes it awl about…*gits dizzy frum da hed shakings*
Fank yew for sharing dis tuchin troo storee. Tearz iz in mai eyez. Nao awl ai haz 2 to do iz stop loling adn git ups off teh floor.
Wiff a bit ob a mynde flip…
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Yer een tew a tyme slip…
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An nuffin can ebber be da sayme.
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Yer a spayced owt sensayshun.
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Lyke yer undur sedayshun!
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Lets dew da tyme warp again! Kthxbye! ^-^
in anoter dimensun
wit voyeristik intensun
wel sekluded
i sees awl
We duz RHPS theme? Ebrywun runs aroun in unnerwares?
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Ai knowing, go tu NB nao…
♫♫♫
Michael Rennie was ill the day the earth stood still
But he told us where we stand
And Flash Gordon was there in silver underwear
Claude Raines was the invisible man
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not if itz a theem partee!
I get to be Frankenfurter! I get to be Frankenfurter!
*RummageRummageRummage*
Look! I found my old leather bustier!
Can I beez Janet?
I HAS lived teh sheltered lief, and is all teh innosent….
Boi, izzit ebber FriedEgg afternoon arownd heer!
oh ODK, u needs a part 2!!!
U wanna be Rocky?
Cept sinse ur a gurl, u’d has to be Rockette!
Is her costume just going to be boxer’s shorts?
well I thot we cud use teh bandajes creeativelee…
*shows creative lisense*
B.. bandajes??
um, yas.
The creeture is all rapped in bandajes liek mummy when he, er, she is brotted to life.
DK u has to rent this moobie and watch it again!
Wif bandajis:
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1128372224/tt0073629
Wifout bandajis:
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1161926656/tt0073629
Wut do ai has to do? (Ai’s onlee seed teh sho wunst; twas teh nite taht John Lennon wuz killed.
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aw! bad memmrie!
We needs to dissoshiate those 2 things!
U is teh ‘creature’ that Frankenfurter creeates.
Just luk innosent and sexee, at teh same time, u’ll be grate!!
Whai, taht’s rite up mai allee!
Yas! Ur perfeckt for teh part!!
Ai can be Magenta?
*pulls out domestic uniform*
You’re lucky, he’s lucky, I’m lucky, we’re all lucky!
THE BANISTER’S LUCKY!!!
it just got waxed.
Dibs on being Columbia!
OK. LCB can be Riff Raff, and GP can be Eddie!
What’s fur dinner? Piggeh-meetloaf!
o noes.. GP!
Wait, whu gunna be Columbia? An whu gunna be Rocky?
nightshayde is Columbia (see below)
I axed DK to be Rockette….
Dang! I gotta go, guys. Has fun doing RHPS! Cya Monday!
Haz a grate weekend, Maus!
Bye Maus!
Mwaahhhh!
leavin earley again??
oh wells.. has a gud weekend!
Misst those, sorry.
*pulls owt clipboard an luks at it foutfully*
Ennybudy reeeeellly want tu be Brad? Iz kinda boaring, mostlee.
But … itz Leeza’s luv intrest. Hao boaring kud THAT be?
Well – wun uv dem, ennywayz…
But we has lost our direcktor??
Oh noes.. the last time that happend, it was kayoss!!
Where iz SHD wen we needz him?!
well I cudn’t talk him in2 Vicktor/Vicktoria, so I has a idea that we cudn’t get him to do Frankenfurter eether.
*ponders*
Maybe Brad though….
I played Riff Raff for three years. I know most of the songs for frank. Don’t have the build for Rocky or Frank anymore.
(ack… back soon… just realized ai haz no cleen blankkits fur mai feral kitteh, an it cold an her be berry old an habing sum, er, aksidents lately, so ai gots tu make shur ai haz blankkits fur when ai take her supper… fank CC fur laundree room in building!)
Mebbe tu put glasses on blankee if nawt fines a Brad. Ai kin holdz blankee up nd mek it luk round in confooshun.
*giglol* About teh same personalitee.
Mebbe haz beige, bland cullerd blankee fur Brad?
Taht gets indignant regyoolarlee? An trais tu be manlee?
Pleez tu nawt gib him da pinkee blankee wif flowerz on it!
(runruns back)
OOOOh!! Shii gonna lurv u 2nite!!! Blankie awl warm fresh frum the drier!!!
cans Ai beez Dr. Skott (Great Scott!) and wheelz arown
in fansee unnerpinnings ina weelie chayr? huh? huh?
kan Ai? huh?
dis is mai faborite moobie uv awl tyme!
(kyu tu turtlol singin in awf-kee turtlol voyze: “Sy-uns Fixshun Dubble
Feetshure oooo-ooo-ooo….Doktur X will bild a kreetchur”……..)
oh turtlol, we forgotted Dr. Scott!
U has teh roll, ifinkso!
*hands turtlol a pair uv glasses* Great Scott, yu be a great Scott!
shux, fanks….Ai can has dat moobie ebbery day and nawt get tired uv it….
Ai seen it, BEFOUR it wuz maded inna moobie, in LA, at teh
Troubador, an it wuz teh funnest stage sho Ai ebber seed!
den, wen Ai seed it wuz a moobie, Ai wuz lyke, OMCC!!!
Ai ebben has a poster fur teh show, teh stage sho, sumware.
Mai fren just seen it in IOWA, of awl places, as stage sho, in
Ceedur Rapidz awn Haloloween….she said it wuz teh WIN!
Ai canz beh Narraytor Man?
Wai shure!! Izza big cast – lot ov part still need sumwun!!
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Ai’ll bet you’d bee reelee gud!!
Ebbry un bring da newz papurrs nd da hawt dawgs.
*rummij rummij rummij*
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OK — ai gotz mah rice, mah noozpaypur, mah celery, mah flashlite, mah waddur pistul, mah toast, mah rubbur glubz. Kint bring mahself to throwing playin cards — messes up a whole deck!
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Mah lak uv “virjinitee.” Let meh show u it — in a non-NB sort uv way!
You forgot the most important prop: a roll of toilet paper!
*luks arownd suspishuslee*
*runz into teh werk baffroom & nicks a roll of toilet paypur*
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Awl reddee!
*Hands NS a costume*
Here! Put on this Columbia costume and you’re ready!
Wuz onlee moobee dat yu had tu pak sootcase fur. Sumtimz stannin in line wuz funnist part!
Ai wud go wif fren frum wurk. We leeb xtra urlee cuz hiz muddah nawt unnerstans…hur nawt wantz him tu wares da make ups. Den we puts hims make ups awn in car. Den is shoor too takes awl ub it awf hims fore ai drops him off. Dat ladee shoor stayd up latz to checks him, aifinkso!
Dat ladee needs a lyf, an sum pryoritees.
Dis troo…ai wud sneek him round lotz ub tiems! Ai shoor liked him, wuz sooo cutee nd funee boy, but nawt tu like da gurls, dis ok doh, ai wud perten tu be hiz date so da Mom nawt gib him hard tiem an kik out ub hows.
It nawt lyk him waz going around kicking teh stray kittehs or sumfing. Sum peeps gots no idea what be important an what iz nawt. Ai iz glad him had a fren wif moar sense!
Sense nd mischif, dat wuz meh!! He wuz so funee!! Ai lubbed dat guy, aifinks hiz muddeh shud hab lubbed him liek ai did. Aifinks dat she lubbed him, jes nawt unnerstans…**gives muddeh crowbar tu pry mind open a tad**
Well — ai awlreddee haz teh blak fishnets, so dat will werk!
I not knoz whut Uz all is talking bout
my ignorance let me show U it
Goes strait to youtube donawt pass go dew nat collect $200
http://www.uk.youtube.com/watch?v=gssgOW_K8vM
fanks fur linkie Maggs
{{two_kittehs}} Wuz movee bak in 70’s (dats wen ai went) onlee showd at midnite, peeples dress up as de charactors, peeple watches movee so much dat dey noes all the dialogue, dey brings props…like wen it rains in movee, ebbry un in theatre puts newspapers obber der heds, stuff like dat. Wuz much fun jes tu stan in line. Um, frum wat ai member, ai did hab lots ub fun back den!
My age, let me show yu it..mai poor brane cells, let me luk fur dem.
oh kerrykatz, same for me!
I finkso there was SEW much added after I saw it last… I was just edumacated on ‘enchantee’ teh otter day.
Ai haz seen teh moovie elebenty-seben times at leest, an when local theeatur group did it wun summer, ai wented twyce… nawt manajed tu make it tu a screening, tho. Ai haz a sad about that, coz ebryfing ai haz herd sounds sooooo much funz!
fanks fur deh explanashunz!
Can Ai joyn u? Ai feel kompleetely bee muzeded bai dis – it sowndz fun, but Ai doan’t fink Ai can joyn in!
well there is all kinds ov supporting rolls, teh frankenfurter-ettes, I guess u cud say.. and if u was one of those, u wudn’t has to do anything embarrassting…
*wispers*
some of teh rest uv us has to be a teensy bit nekkid in one or 2 spots.
ooops.
I has to go owt.. got a stoopy errand I has to run.
I will try to be bak in time for rehersal!!
Ai’s going to play wif mai horseh fur a whiel, sins ai won’t be able to on teh weekend. Later!
luks lyke U guyz wuz habbing to mush funz !
original NB?
Annipuss, we kin be Brad. Will hold blankee wif glasses on it togedder an moob it bak nd forth. If dis ok wif direcktor. Wuz mor den 30 yrs ago dat ai seen movee, so dis eezy part for us, aifinkso. We kin take turns tu moob blankee bak nd forth, if wants tu.
Ai cud bee supportin roll ub frank-footer-ette, pleez tu pass blankee cuz dem nekkid scenes…**kk4 drops clothing for artistic purposes, peepls run screemin frum da theatre** Oh, da hoomanity!
ob corse u can!
Caus dis is THRILLAAARRRR!!!
u phailed purty hard rite thar khaaaaan
there is no phail! There is only (tr)lol(l).
dansin kitteh iz lukin liek mikel jaksun 2 me 2.
Ai mae not b mos rega… reguu… ai doan poss offin… bud ai hardlee iz troll.
Trollism is all in teh intenshun. No bad intenshun, no troll. Yu iz prolly just rong ginnerayshun fer dis wun. {{Khaaaan}}
{{RBF}}
Ai no had alive bak in 1975 but ai berry familyar wit da tiem warp! Mommee an Daddee still plai RHPS ebery Halloweenee… Juss thawt it lookd liek thrillar cat az much az tiem warp. No intenshun to brings phail to ICHC!
I had alive back in 1975 but was 2 liddel to go to RHPS or eben
kno bout it
so I unnerstanz where Uz comin from
FWIW I thot of thrilla 2
Mai bigbrudder tooked mi to RHPS wen it wuz Pwom Nite adn I wuz nawt axed to teh pwom. I hadd moar fun at RHPS, aifinkso!! Adn we gott sloppy chili-Cheezburgerz, tu!
Why stoopee boyz not akz u to go teh pwom?
but gud that Uz had funz!
I lubs Ur abtaar ic
{{{RLF}}}
I has no idear whut ic is doing in deh second last line
sowee
Aifinks tu goes tu RHPS waaay mor fun den stoopy prom ennywayz. I nawt axd tu prom eeder. Ai nebber wints to enee dances at skool.
**winks at RBF** ai hads boifrens dat wuz older nd hads da cars nd da jobs!!
Kin yew tells us yore storees wifout habbing 2 go 2 teh NB? Ai iz awl eerz.
Aifinks mebbe haz a cuppel storeez dat nawt needs NB fur…*finks* um, aifinks der are sum *finks agin* well, *finks reely hard dis tiem* um, well, ai wint tu luk fur bigfoots wif frenz un tiem…um…well, dats nawt a NB storee ennyways!
Wut awesom Big Brudda !!
{{Khaaaaan}} Yew no iz troll! Ai did had alive bak in 1975, but nebber seed teh moobie. Ai wuz a berry propper gurl bak then…fank CC ai growed owt of it!
Ai does knoe Thrillar, adn teh kitteh abbuv cud alsew be a Thrillar kitteh. Dans iz unibersal!
nooooooo Khaaaaaan!
I was referring to longcat’s remark to u!
O gud. Ai getz it naow. Didden sown laik yu, leeza! Yu awweez plaiz nice! Oar nawty…
No Khaaaaaan! Yoo r MOST defintielee NAWT a troll! An ai wish yoo wud post moar offen.
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But ai THINK leeza-b wuz saying that longcat wuz being trollish, nawt yoo!
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Eneway – it’s nice to see yoo again!
not fer nuffin, but dis luk moar lik “Thrillarrr” kitteh tew me. .. .
iz *zacklee* lyke part when tehy iz wayvin boff arms lef an rite wiff hanz hangin down… if u noes whut part ai meenz… mai lurve foar teh 80’s, let mee show u itz.
“Thriller” wuz very amazin video when it came owt, akshullee…
<3 RHPS
but this reminds me of soulja boy… the “YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU” part…lol
anyway.
carry on wif RH.
Becuz any ref to somethin udder dan RHPS will mark u az troll…
see hug abuv…
Doan let us mayk yu feel trolly, it bees praktickly Caturday!
Khaaaaan…
Plz 2 pay attn to teh remarks and wot order they r in.
I was replying to longcat’s commint, NOT urs.
I did NOT call u a troll.
Ackshully I was trying to take up for u, since I thot longcat’s reply to ur remark was kinda meen.
Itz gives me a sad that u is thinking I called u a troll when I did NOT, and when I was trying to take up for u.
If u do not understand how teh commints werk, and how to tell who someone is replying to, anyone here shud be able to halp u. I can’t, rite now, b/c I has to go owt.
OOOOO, Minouuu, Ai lurve ur name!!! Ai useta hazzing a kitteh named Minou. Mai meezer brot lil kitteh home 4 noms, adn Ai fot wuz a gurl, adn cawed Minou. Nobuddy noo Minou wuz gurlname, sew win Ai reel eyesd twuz a boikitteh, jush kep teh name. Nebber noo NEbuddy 2 use taht name butz naborladee in souf Lucy Anna. Minou wuz a guud kitteh. Ur a guud kitteh, 2, Afinkso!
Ai has a happii 2 C ur name, Minou. Had a Minou-kitteh mini years, such a guud kitteh. Turned aowt 2 B boikitteh, but all waiz ansrd 2 Minou. U mus B a guud kitteh 2 2 B hazzing sush a guud name.
i jes luvs da rokky horrer piksher show
Tehm find a costoom an come up teh fred a lil an play wif us!
Aie pinches mai Dad’s wheelchair n aie can be professor
Aifinkso turtlol alreddy wanting tu be purrfessor. Yu be Frank-N-Furter? Maus was gunna but him lefted until Munday. Yu gets tu swish aroun an be sentur uv attenshun.
Iz happee, u iz happee, we iz awl happee! (eben da bannistur iz happee!)
Great scott!
FTW!!!!!!!!!!!
*sigh*
We haz arrived at teh “OMFCC, ITZ COLD IN HEER” porshun uv owr day atwerk.
*shivvvur*
*wraps a cheezmap blankkit aroun NS*
*runruns tu get free moar an wrap them aroun tu*
Ai hating when having tu wurk in teh cold. Iz hard tu getting any wurk done.
Wutz werse (an prollee teh reezin itz so cold) iz dat it be BERY warm owtsied. Wevver dot com sez itz 79 — but datz wut mah car thurmometur sedded wen ai wuz drivin to werk fiev howrs ago. Itz warmer den dat, aifink.
**givs warm cheezmap blankee tu NS** heer yu go, nawt tu be colds nau.
ohai, kk4! hao r yew? hao iz teh jawb innervues? ai hoep u iz dewing well.
Oh hai, tabbehkitteh!! Aifinks innervue wints well…dey wanty sum one hoo speeks da spanish…dis mai big problim here in da sandiego..ai noes construction worker spanish frum da huzbin, but dat nawt help for in da office!!!
Ai sind in resume ennyways, cuz dey sed bi-lingual preffered..nawt tu say required. Ai hopes ai git dis won…der no dokters in office fur tu fwow charts at meh…ai wurk fur dokter once dat did dat. Stoopy dokter!! Cross da paws fur meh, okai? How yu doin?
Mebbe wud halp iffin yew tellz dem yood be happitayl to lern teh spanish? Ai haz seen teh “Rosetta Stone” kumurshulz — wunder if dat rillee werks (is langwij teeching system).
Ooooooh — an yew awlredde IZ teh bilingwul!!!! Yew noez lolspeak!!!
nightshayde — yew are rite! yew beri smart kitteh!
Mai paws iz crossed! Gud luk! Ai stwuggles wif da spanish alsew, adn sez sum goofy tings at skool sumtiems, liek: “Wash your hands with ham” insted of saysing “soap.”
Dokter weelly fwew charts at yew?!?! Not berry nies dokter –nawt lern teh roolz in skool. Sendz him (or her) tu miss tabbehkitteh’s class fur sum tiemly, uh, weeminders — oar he/she looses recess.
Wii haz a fyre up heer but teh fyremenz (yesh, fyremenz!!) bees werking beri hard 2 put it owt. Iz beri ’siting to seez awl teh fyretruks. Uh oh, nao iz tinking of fyremenz….
LOL… at about 1:42 of the video, kitteh’s pose and Magenta’s pose are almost the same!
Oh noes! Mai blooness…ai no haz it.
kitteh noes kung fu!
vizable Fotoshopinz u haz it
Um, no. A cat lying on a couch, and the picture taken at an angle and possibly flipped upside down, THAT we haz.
Dis makez me lol bekuz dis waz in ower marchin band show!
**rhsb staggers in, slightly tipsy, with face red and puffy from cryin**
Ohai.
oh noez whut happened
{{{{rhsb}}}}
here takes a tishoo
and tell me
:pulls up a chayr
**blowz noes** HONK!!!
Fanks, 2_k.
Well, it wuz lyk dis: Wii had beeg partee inna NB erlyur an teh YNG wantid 2 b wif mi, but ai tolded him “Laytur”.
Well, laytur ai wuz luukin foar him an cawt him wif Leeza!
Sew, ai started drinkin lotsa margajaritas an tehn teh teers startid.
Ai luuked foar sum hansum gui 2 halp eese mai payne, but cuddnt find enywon.
Umm…. Axe Dr F? “In just seven days, I can make you a man!”
Mite b gud eiedea. Nawt seein 2 menne gud wuns left.
Oh I iz sure dere be one fur Uz
may Uz meet him soon
Ai dunno ifn ai reddy foar anudder wun, tho.
Rite nao, ai jes wanna nyse gui 2 go do stuff wif. No relayshunshippy stuff.
U will findz one when Uz is ready
an a fren do stuffz wid rite now
Iz ar keeping mah pawzes crossded fur U
Datz why himz maykin a noo wun, aifinkso!
Dis bettur!! Yu kin tellz him xaklee da kine ub man yu wants!! Custim mayd jes fur you! {{rhsb}}
Lesse, ifn ai wuz habbin wun maded frum skratch, wut wud ai want?
Sense of hoomur
Lykes kittehs
Nawt layzee
Polyte
Gud kissur
.
.
Wat eles?
Ask meh if ai needs monees tu shop
Brad Pitt face
Considerate
Devlish dimples
E…
Extreemlee kyoot tush
Fun to play wif
Generous
H…
Has gud job
Invytes u 2 go playces and
Jentlmanlee holds open doorz
Kisser, gud
Luvver, gud
uh oh.
Luks lyk Johnny Depp
Romantic
Finks REEL wimmins is bootimus
Playful
Cleen
Ai kin haz renervations on pre-eggsitting BF? Lidlol proovements mebbe?
oh noez!
here haz sum choklit martoonie to drownz dem sorroz
Fanks.
**guzzlolz martoonies**
U gonna dribe mi drunk? Ai’m hoam.
otay hands deh car keyz
mebbeh the road rage kitteh in deh earlier pic
will take deh wheel
**gives road rage kitteh picshoor ub stoopy YNG** Pleez to mek dis YNG a speed bump.
*grabs cheezmap blankkit, wraps around rhsb*
{{{rhsb}}}
What happened?
Oh, great. Now we’ve gotta reference Soulja Boy…
Jeez…
No u don’t. Rellee.
ooh, rhsb…ifn yu fine wun, cans yu see ifn hee has an owlder brudder hooz singul, tu? Ai wood lykes tu fine sumwun, awl so… (big sigh) ifn ONLEE Dr. F cood make wuns fur us dat wuntz wun….
heer….yu can has sum uv mai Dove chawklit possums…chawklit makes it bedder or at leest makes it sum bedder, ‘k? Ai haz eggstra bisi blankee fur yu, tu!
Ohai, turtlol.
Ai figger u nawt has trubblol findin guies. Ai seen ur pikshur. U iz berry gorjis.
Oh, an stay awai frum the YNGs.
Dey will brake ur hart.
Stoopy YNG’s. **brings nudder drinkee nd biggist hugs ebber**
*giggles and blushes*
Nao ai knoes wut an YNG iz! LOL wiki-ictionary skilz…I haz dem.
Unforchinetly, at mai aj, ai’m mor liekly to see ONGs. Nawt neerly sew eggsighting, but nawt neerly sew danjerus.
Shud we move obber to earlier t-shirt lol for tu helps rhsb wiffout ar compooter blorking owt?
Ackshully, Ai’m gonna leeb werk nao.
Ai will tri 2 come bak latur.
{{{{{rhsb}}}}} Pleez nawt tu crys…fings will be okays.
Janet: SLUT
Brad: ASSHOLE
Is it weird that one of y city;s main attractions is a statue of Riff Raff?
lol… Go the Hamiltron! city of the future…
I freakin’ love Rocky Horror….very nice captionin’ 8D
wit ur hands on ur hips, n pul ur nees in titeee~
I was more thinking “Fly like a butterfly, sting like a bee.”
Well I was walking down the street just a-having a think
When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink
He shook me up, he took me by surprise
He had a pickup truck and the devil’s eyes.
He stared at me and I felt a change
Time meant nothing, never would again
That kitteh iznt actualy standing up.
Invisible bow and arrow!
Wow, this cat look like playing kungfu.
put ur hands on ur hips!
and pull ur nees n tight!!
then its the pelvic thrust
that realy drive u nsanenenenene!!!!
lets do the time warp again!!!
I don’t understand — what’s with the excessive use of “da”?
naow watch me youuuu
THIS IS THE TIME WARP AGE
Soulja Boy!
all i have to say is ‘man, to know the movie from 2 lines, we is weird’
nice photoshop job
Yay for a Rocky reference! NYC CAST represent!!
INVISIBLE AWP
Invisible Bow and Arrow. (I’m a purist)
I love this one!
LOL love it!!
Bruce Lee Aint got nutten on this Kitten
i can haz a rocky horrerz?
Omgz! I loves Rocky Horror! This pic made my day! I go see the Full Body Cast almost every weekend lol this pic is great XD
Uhm, iz dat teh dance foh Crank dat by Soulja boy Tellem?
memrees of weekenz at de Neptune
Mmmmmmmmm, Riff Raff.
the caption should be
‘ yooo crank that souldja cat’ :L
from the souldja boy dance 8-|:P
x
Pur awsum!
Looks more like Thriller to me
Wow, I know I’m a nerd for this, but this is the official dance of our marching band’s bass clarinet section.
Pull your knees in tight and its tha pelvic thrust that really drives you insane!
may needs teh brayn bleech, maybe not.