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Ohai Annipuss – U be heer all bai ursef. Congratsholaces on the nawt secund again. Maibee dis kitteh can dribe me to Richmond todai. Ai needz tew leev inna few minitz.
Dis kitteh wud bee usefull in SaudiRabia too!!!
Hai Africat!!1!!! Kin I borrowing ur ohai spot?? I haz a nowns mint dat may b relevant tu ur intrustz.
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Oh hai, Cheezpeepz!!
Haz u lukkinged at deh Cheezpeepz map and wishinged dat u kud seeing awl deh peepz at wunst? But wen u klikking on deh kololoneez, it opuninged a new tab in deh browzer? Sew u had tu jumping frum wun tu anuzzer?? And did it bugging u?? But u didn’t wanting tu kumplain??? Well haz I gotz nuuz fer u!!
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U can b seeing awl deh peepz at wunst!!! I haz awlwayz ben able tu seeing dem awl at wunst, kuz i b creating dem. I didn’t realize u kud tu, but u can!! mebbee sum uv u awlreddy gnu dis.
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Heerz how.
Furst u needz tu haz a google log on. If u haz gmail, u awlreddy haz wun. If u duzn’t haz deh gmail, u will need tu going tu google.com and get deh google sign in.
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Neggst u needz tu sign in tu google.
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Thirdly, u go tu deh cheezpeepz map.
http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=44.412202,-92.823486&spn=0.847561,1.763306&z=9&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599
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On deh left pane it sez “add to my maps” — klik on that. Don’t wurry if u duzn’t see enneefing happuning….thingz b happuning at deh googlee site, not on ur puuuter.
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And now go tu eech uv deh Kololoneez mapz and klikk on deh “add to my map” thingee.
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Wunst u haz grabbinged awl deh mapz, sign owt uv google adn closing AWL deh map tabz.
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Den, signing bak into google and clik on mapz on deh top uv deh page. if u duzn’t seeing deh ‘maps’ link tu klikking on, find deh liddlol “more” thingee on deh very top line, klik on it and u will seeing deh drop down list. On deh drop down list, clik on maps.
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wen deh mapz page opuningz, u shud see a link labulled ‘My Maps’ in deh left pane, klik on dat. Now u see a list ‘created by others’ dat haz awl deh cheezpeepz mapz. If u check dhe check boxes fur awl uv dem, u kin seeing awl deh peepz at wunst!!!
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Enjoy!!
Tihs kittoon iz usefuhl enniiwar at awl!
*SPLORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT*
Ai aer glad 2 see u guise – Ai had a lonlee!
It r berry quiet here. Maibe dis Kitteh’s raod rage scare tehm all awai??
Ohai Maggs! Haow u dis lubblee mornin?
Hello mai fren
aie be lukking at teh rainydrizzle an being glad aie nawt be awt in it 
Ai aer lukkee – 2 dai iz warm an sunnee heer. Maeks a nies chaynj. Teh dai b4 yesserdai wuz so cowld Ai had slite hypofermia!
O mai gudness Annipuss that r nawt how tew be looking afer urself!!! here takes this self heating ebberfresh mug o hawt chokklit an a fluffy cheezmap blankie for when teh sun nawt shinin…. prolly temorrow
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If it r being sew nice wiv u tewday i fink we cud goe to the park n hab a picnik! It r neerly noms tiem wot do u sai?
Dat wud be grate – Ai aer neer 2 Greenwich Park. It iz lubblee at dis tiem uv yeer wiv awl teh treez diffrunt kullerz.
2morro, Ai aer goin to Poole fur a family reyoonyun. Ai dreddz it!
Ohhhhh fambly reunion….aie keeps mai fingers crowssed dat it nawt be a nitemare! Plz be waving and saying ohai tew mai bruvver wen u gets dere kthnxs
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I gawts sum nice crusty batons and some lubly cheshire wiv cranberries we can noms, an i got half a boddle ob wite wine we cuds habbtoo. Sorri dere is no beer til i goes tew shawps
Ai haz salad stuff, so we haz got a gud lunsh! Ai haz beer 2! Puddy_tat keaps mai larder stokkt up wiv “grossereez”!
Wot a gud son he r being
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Perhaps we shall be seeing some sqwirrels plain in teh sunshine
Dere aer lossa skwirrlz an sum deerz in teh park an sebrul diffrunt dukks.
Hai annipuss! Last week, ai sees a coyote in da parking lawt heer in Leawood KS. Nawt in da kuntree. Rite in da citeh. It wuz mai nite to werk until 6:30pm. Sum folks hoo libs in da hoems arown heer walk dere goggies in our lawt. Ai lukked for teh gui hoo ai usually sees and den ai rekonizes dat “goggie” as a coyote! Wii hev deers, possums, lotsa Canadian geesies, raccoons, coyote, bobcats, an occasional mountain lion, ducks (wild) and ceeling cat knoes wut else! Kittehs NO goes owtseid! Luvs teh wildlief but doan want dem nommin on enny kittehs! Ai libs in Kansas Citeh MO rite in da citeh.
Dis weak drove 2 corner uv two main streetz in our small town (9,000?) and saw … sumfing. Wii stared at each udder, den I flashed lights and shouted: “Runn, liddle fox! Run an hide.” Wuz ecksually adult fox. Interesting to stare in2 teh other’s eyes.
Dis wuz about 6 a.m.
U haz a bruvver in Poole? Mai sister libs dere – she iz teh bebbeh uv teh famblee!
jest awtside a poole he r my onli siblin tho
Dear Annipuss, awl teh best 4 teh jurney to Poole and teh fambly reyoonyun. Ai hope iz nawt teh pleh 4 u.
Thx, Upfi. Ai awlwaiz dred it ebbry yeer, but it iz yooshullee OK!
But …. but … oh, dots … but if it iz yooshullee OK, why u dredz it still? Ai wunders … oh, dotz… *wanders off after dots*
Ai spoze it’z a bit liek goin 2 teh dentist – u aer afrade uv wat mite happin, but fings yooshullee tern owt OK.
Ohai Upfi wud u liek to comes on r picnik tew teh park? Anni has some nommy greenstuff and beer
aie be bringing teh cheez (but nawt burgers) n whine
Naow Ai haz a hongree – muss go an get mai lunsh reddee. Bai fur naow!
ttfn aie going tew do same
GMTA
Ai wud LUBZ to cum to teh park wif u to watch teh skwirrels and ducks and ebberyfing. Unfortschnittly ai still has to wurk 4 anuvva 3 hours be4 ai goez home. And in teh evening ai’m off to do mai sports. Ain’t no rest 4 teh wicked!
Omai Upfi ifin u dat buzi u masta been berry wiked!
Yes! Ai is a bery wicket littlol caterpillar … ai noes!
Oh Noez!! I never saw a wikkid caterpiller bfur!! I haz a skeered. *tremblolz wif frite*
Teh wunz dat eeted mai cabbijis were nawt eggsaktlee gud little caterpillerz!
Sum wun haz bin taypin meh!
Dis kitteh has same 2 fayces as my Lilah-Kat. She sweetie-pie at home but take her to vet – is mini saber-toof tiger! All der vets has a skaree wen sees her on list!
Ai noes wut u meen Cat_S…ai wennd tu teh kitteh-reskoo playse tu haz mysef a kitteh wunce. Thar wos dis lubberleemuss, eber soo fwendly itteh bitteh kitteh thar so ai sed ai b wuntin dat wun. Wenz we got har howme doh, we diskuvved har b a Jekkyl n Hyde kitteh! Soon as har gotz out ob teh kitteh boks har gib me a splitt owpun lip! Har wud b so fwendly at tymes den awl ob a suddn teh hoomanz b cubbered in owees! Har wuz awlso meen tu mai udder kitteh. Bud wen we tayke har tu teh v.e.t. – we wurree har wil b a vylunt kitteh…oh noes, har b teh oppuzit…sweeteenuss an lubberleemuss an sparkleez!
my late lamented Clive was a complete sweety at home, but was ‘requested to not return’ at two different vets before we found one that could cope.
dus seh also gets teh raod rage wen she dribes too
Oh noes–watch out fur dat arobicks instrucktor!! ***skweeeeel***** Rats, u missded her.
I wuz jus thinkin bowt taht roebucks instrucktor/legul perfeshunal/caretroll. Wonder if enee ov teh bad tings in teh histerical rantins has cum troo fer him.
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Wun can alwais hoep.
Narkolepsee: I hazzzzzzzzzz….
Wake up!! wake up!!! no sleeping at deh wheel!!
gud fing yu hazint started teh kar yet
TOONSES!!!!!!!!!!!!
I need dis kitteh during rush hour! great picz, wonderful capshuns! (kitteh looks jus like my Pokey)
Yes, gt. cap shun, wunder full yellin fayce.
OT: it r chillrens dai heer in india tudai. tudai be teh birfdeh ub owr nawt-sekund prime minister, J. Nehru, an himz lubbed teh chillenz. we sillybrates chillen’s dai awn himz birfdeh ebbery yeer.
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sew happy chillens dai tu awl ub yew hu haz chillrens, an hu iz sumwun’s chillrens. an pleez gibs a liddel sumfink tu yur faybrit charrity dat kan halp chillrens hu haz noe parints, awr chillrens hu tuu pore tu eet cheezburger awr go to skool.
happy chillrens day to u, moe!
In TTI it iz “Children in need” dai. Peeplz duz awl kynedz uv sillee fingz 2 rayze munnee 4 halpin childrenz hoo aer sikk oar dipribed. Dere iz a telethon dis ebenin awn TB wiv starz doin acts 2 inkurrij peepl 2 gib lossa munnee!
Wut a wunnerful way tu sillybrating deh birfday uv sumwon so gud!!! It b a bery lubbing remembrance!
Yesh!
Thanks moe! I dint know there wuz such a thing, but it sounds laik a wundermaus thing indeed! Doo yoo do enething speshul??
moestly teh skoolz haz programz for awr bai teh kidlets. Awlso, menny orgamyzayshuns an non-profits gibs kloths, buks, an noms tu pore kidlets, awr taeks dem owt awn a piknikk, awr duz sumfink niec fur dems.
wen ai sed programz, ai mint singin, dansin, feater, talint sho, stufs liek doze. ai werks in media, an we be doin a eggspozay awn teh terybl kondishuns ub teh gubbermint institooshins fur homeless kidlets.
Happee Chillren’s Dai, Moe!
Nice signal, jurkface!
But wat duz it meen???
iz capshun from simmilar lol…don’t know ifn i could find it now.
oh, it was nice bwinker…
icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/18/nice-bwinker-jurkface
copy n paste, since I knows werdpress wont let me post linkies
Oh yiss, dat wun!
I lubs dat wun.
Ai wuz finkin uv teh man hoo wabed at me wiv ownlee haff himz hand – iffn u noe wat Ai meen!!!!!
Ohh, THAT signal, lol
Kitteh pipe down, road rage ar not gud fur Uz
Dis be remyndin meh of mai kitteh Teddy, who alwaes lurved to clymb in teh car when I gots hoam. He wuz nebber so happee as whin he wuz sitteng in teh dryvers seet, redde to go!
Nawt so much wif teh reel dryveng, but teh parkeng, yesh.
u stoopid ! wif new pwesidant now kittehs maek teh rulez !
ohai! thank u all fur teh voetses!!!! i has a happee nao!!!
Izza eggsalad LOL!
Driving skillz. Ai haz dem! Dat’s teh wai ai draivs.
Git outta mai way, ya hosers!
Itz Toonces!
Hai, Great picture, I betz your kitteh iz gud for carpooling too!!
I noes where dis kitteh from: either New Yawk or Philadelfya……. =D
Bad case of woad waje!
And this is how Britney got her kids taken away. Seriously this is not too smart.
pls no partee pooperz. kthnxbai
love pic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
I know it rox!