Black hole cat
Black hole cat stealin ur gravity
dis kitteh b takin sum of ur grabbity 2.
picture: Anthony. lol caption: ablears
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halp.. iz being sucked in……OOOoooooo
*Throws Leeza a Sweepea Tendril*
Here! Grab this!
*grabs at tendril*
Itz slippery!!
*tendril slooowyl slips fru fingers…*
*throws Leeza a string of extra strong pinkoloe noats*
♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫
Leeza, I haz wun ov tehze blakkholekatz maiself, an I wish I cud tell u there iz omlee snorgle wen u fallz in, but……iz nawt sew. Wii get u owt of there soon!
*grabs at pinkoloe notes wif otter hand*
Fanks ZF!
O they is too fastee!
*grabs, and misses*
*grabs, and misses*
*grabs, and misses*
*grabs, and misses*
Maybee we shudda tried a tooba?
*Throws Leeza a tuba*
*OOF*
U forgot to ty a rope to it Maus!!
But u knows, teh black kitteh luks kinda nise… so peecefull…
*Slaps forehead*
I knew I forgot something. Here…
*Throws some rope at Leeza*
*throws some string theory*
hmm…that seems to only have made the black hole more powerful…
*giglol*
*from TrollheimUnterTehSea*
*mournfull eastern oboe notes are heard, playing the snakecharmer song*
*the rope twines itself around Leeza, forming a basket for her to sit on*
*mournfull notez continue, rope rises out of black hole*
U ok, Leeza?
Teh blak kitteh is very pretteh, ackshully….
*luks around*
*shrugs*
*lets go*
*Leeza gets smaller and smaller as she passes the Event Horizon*
Here’s something to eat on your journey!
*Throws a cream pie after her*
Ah, but in teh ebil dimension.. everything iz bakwerds!
*pie reverses direckshun and maus gets it in teh kisser*
schmoo!
If blakhole kitteh anyfink like my blakhole kitteh – he’ll be asleep IN tuba too! Until u blowz it!
*Trowz bubloz tu Leeza*
Catch!!
*snatchez at bubblol*
*which goes POP*
*hears a voyse that sownds oddlee like Jamez Erl Jonez*
Let go… come to teh dark side….
Mii tu — an itz SEW SOFFT in hiir!!!
*LURVE teh littuhl blak kittoonz!!!*
Man, that sucks.
*grooooooan*
Fizzick iz confuzzelin
It berry simplol. Deh amownt uv grabbiteez dependz on deh size uv deh objict. Dhe moar u objict tu it dehm moar it grabitingz.
Ah, dat maeks it cleer az mud!
Harharharharhar! ^o^
U haz a hylliar…hilair….berry funneee mj!
Sdryng feeree b partz of fizzick ryte? Froze Leeza sum sdryngz…ai howp dis halpz!
It’s the Portal to The Ebil Dimension…
BWAHAhahahahaha……
EM, getchyoorass up tehre an halp Leeza!
Why?
heh heh becawz u noez u wantz tew! Ennywayz, Fried Egg teh 13th fallz on teh 14th this monf, sew u iz ecksyoozded frum bein Ebil……
Oh! It’s awl cleer to me nao! Yesterday wuz THORSdat teh 13th!! Taht reelee splains a lot!!
Besidz, ef yew donut halp Leeza, she maight taek ober da plas…
I knew that teh large Hadron Collider wuz not a good idea!
But dey haz nawt yoozed it yet….
details details
dey has used it! bud don wurry, ifn dere wuz a blak hol frum it it would only last 10^-27 seconds, an den blink awta eggsistence. an it wud be berry smal.
well, thats comforting, lol
Furthurmoar, the LH CoLOLder mite anwt maek teh blak hoal; it mite maek a wite hoal awr a wurm hoal, awr ebin werk as meened an maek a Higgz Bosun!
A wite hoal??? Ai awnlee know ov teh blak an wurm wuns.
Waht duz a wite wun do??
Iz a theeretikal koncept. Ib U kan haz blak hoalz, teh maibee teh suf waht goez in kumz owt sumwhayr? Teh sumwhayr iz kawkded a wite hoal.
Ob kors, dhis meens U mite be aybl 2 uz a blak hoal wite haol pare 2 go playcz, but U nawt noze whayr U goez, or ebin if U kood get baek. Nawt so grate reeli.
hmm… but wudn’t that make it a wurm hole.. travl btw teh blak and teh wite?
Or am I missing wot teh diffrense is?
Maybe there is no grabbitty field wif a wurmhole like wif a blak hole?
An sinse yoo get awl streched out wehn yoo go into teh blak hole, ar yoo then put bak to nermal going thru teh white hole? An ai suspekts taht yoo ar nawt just neerlee ded, so maybee it duzzn’t matter if yoo com bak???
Dey yoozd it a littul, den it nawt wurkz no moar.
i fought so…
Dat’s coz kitteh is asleep on controllz
Well, couldn’t tell hyoomins dat, or dey would think, “hay, kitteh wants fud!”
teh Force iz strong wit dis wun.
If F = a * m wear (F = force, a = aksellerashun, adn m = mass) den eezer he b berry big oar him b mooving berry fast, oar bof. And yet, him duzn’t appeer tu b mooving at awl, adn hez not awl dat big eezer. I think I haz a confuzzlol.
Yoo confoozled mee rite frum teh start!
Ai hav lots! – ov conffoozles. Doo yoo want sum of mine??
yew can haz mai cormfuzzles tew (wut wuz her tawkin bout??)
I b sploring deh fizikz uv deh Force.
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Simply statinged, a Force kawzez an objikt to aksellerate. Wenever
u seeing deh objikt aksellerating, dehre must b an external Force acting on deh objikt, kuz, az stated in Newtunz Nawt-Sekkund Law, objikts movingz at a constant velossity unless actinged upon bai an owtside Force.
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Mafeamajically, Newtun’z Sekkund Law uv moshun can b ’spressed
bai deh follolowing formula: a = F/m wear a = acceleration, F = force, and m = mass.
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Wut dis formula tellingz us iz dat force kawzez an objict tu sellerate. However it awlso tellingz us dat teh akksellerashun an objict feelz in response tu an applied force, duz not soley dpend on deh amownt uv force apple eyed. It awlso dpendz on deh mass oar inersha uv dat objict. I t awl so tellingz us dat deh more mass an objict has, deh less it selleratingz in response tu an apple eyed force.
Dis makingz intuitive sense, I finkso.
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(wif polologeez tu http://www.physics.webplasma.com/index.html)
I fink cween dey be talking bout teh star warz kinda force
not the Newtonian definishunz!
Kitteh not bound by lawz of physiks or any odder lawz fur dat madder
BTW is Uz a physiks kitteh?
I b thinking I b a pshykloldelic kitteh.
Uz is a hippeh kitteh?
This iz awl much cleerer to mee if ai ar thinkng yoo ar a pshykloldelic kitteh!
Day-um! Cannot do LOL speak, but that is one awesome explanation! Are you a teacher? Can I take your classes?
Welkum slr!
Lolspeak is opshional and yes, u can tayk classes here – just cum and read teh commints. There is awlways plenty to lurn frum teh cheezpeeps.
Ah, butt cweenmj, yew hab fer gott in da Feary ob Relatibity! Da kitteh donot appearz tew be moobing berry fass, butt dat beh becuz yew beh moobing awlmos as fass!
Trust mii, i hazn’t moovinged fast in years.
Oh Pooo!!! ai dont beleeve taht!! Ai’ll bet yoo can run fast az teh wind!
Not even az fast az a balmee breeze.
a zephyr, maebee???
Ackshoolee, grabbitee iz a week fors.
details, details…
d’pends on who’s doing teh grabbin…
U is awn a roll todai sistah!
I iz?
I’z just SEW glad itz Friday!!
U reddy for ur weekend Od’K?
Yas U iz!
Haven’t thot much abowt teh weekend yet – still have lots ob stuf to do befoar tehn! Butt – ai’ll be glad wehn ai getting tehre.
Wutz ur plans fur teh weekend?
WELL… I woz sposed to hike tomorrows, but it got cancelled sinse there will be rain most of teh day.
So Ifinkso I will just take advantaj of teh sitchooation, and get my howse cleened up!! Wud be a nise change! LOL
If I was Uz, I wud follo dis kitteh’s lead
curl up an nap
: best fing to does on a rainy day
My unsolicited advice, let me gibe U it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiSkyEyBczU
Ohai, frenz.
Hao iz eberywun 2dai?
I am copasetic. How are you?
Ohai, EM.
Ai has a bad mood 2dai. Feline kinda pleh, tyred an grumpee.
Ai fink iz gud dai 2 hied unner teh bed. Tayle eberywun dats were ai went.
**rhsb goes unner teh bed 2 be wif teh dust bunnehs**
*passes rhsb sum hawt chokklit an a flooffy blankie*
Feel bedder soon. Ai hoap so.
Fanks, annipuss.
Ai can has kyoot gui to tuck mi in?
Aw grate. Ai jes spilled wattur awl ober teh frunt ov mai shirt.
Wii can has wet-t-shirt contests nao!
U never leeve teh NB do you?
Dat must be why u is so much fun!
Here, has a snuggie!
Leeza – Ai nawt been outta teh nawty barn sinse Dan said sumfin abowt gettin humped teh uthur nite!
Oh, an ai surpryzed mai co-wurkers yesterdai bai knowin wat a sertin peersing wuz cawled.
Yesh, ai kin b fulla surpryzes.
tain’t surprised!
*snicker*
OK, yung ladee, strate to teh NB fur U!
oh plz plz plz don’t send me!
*squinks*
“Noes, Noes, nawt da briar patch!”
**gigglols lyk a skoolgirl**
C’mon, Leeza. Wii has partee inna NB wif teh YNGs.
okays!
Wii can has martoonies?
Maybe we can has teh YTG to bring them!
Whai nawt. I kan haz been judj, wif Maus and Ebil Maus?
Ohi Paws4Thot – Ai can rilly “heer” yur Skawtish aksent in taht larst commet – maed me smyol
Ai can heer it, too! So cyoot! LOL!!
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Purrhaps we reelee shud go to teh nekst Eestercon – he cud do it fur us in purrrrson!
Yu meen employ Plan A, wiv teh Pulbic Nownsemunt? Oar mebbee Plan B, in teh bar, lissnin for teh Skawtish aksents?
We cud doo bof!!
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Trai plan B – just fur fun!! an tehn go to Plan A
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An if Plan A dint werk, we cudz hav a pre-arranjed meeting plaice an taim!
an heer iz a nice sawft floofee pillow! An ai found a LOL just fur yoo! BRB!!
Where did teh LOL go???? Ai putted it rite heer! :puzzled luk:
did u leeving dhe tasty HTTP on it?? u noez wp luvz tu nomming on deh HTTP postingz.
Yes, ai did! But – it came up heer!! Ai saw it wif mine own aiesz!
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Maybe ai still hazzit?
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Heer it iz with teh H T T P
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http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2080065
An heer it iz wiffout – maybee it will stay around if ai doo it wiffout!
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2080065
Ohai, rhsb!
I’z glad to be habing some comb-a-knee!
Iz copacetic a pleesman dippt in binegar?
*headdesk*
*slaps forehead wif floofy paw*
*headdesk*
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Dat REALLY bad, annipuss!
Can anyone tell me where to find the kitteh with organizational super powerz?
ENNY kitteh is super organized – dey awl got hoomins who do teh wurk for dem. Nao iffn dat’s nawt organized, ai dunno wot u wants moar.
Dis luks eggsacktly like mai sweet Mau Mau, mai own liddle BC! Seh is snorgalicious adn nawt teh ebil atall. Wahl, mebbe a liddle ebil ifn u is a rodint oar a byrd…..(sad fayce).
Mah frendz kitteh, teh Sylunt Assassin, tinks hur hoominz nawt so organazizded & needz lessin in hao 2 hunt. She keepz bringin dehm libe meecez and bunniz fur dehm 2 prakt ice oan!
I is treashuring my sheltered lief rite now.
Thomas wuz mai “reskew Roman Forum cat”!! He luved pizza an awl Italian fud!
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An hee wuz SOOOO thottee! Wehn mai parunts were visiting mee wunce, he caught FIVE voles – an layed them awl out neetlee in frunt ov teheir bedroom door!
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Sum frenz of a frend had him in Rome – an tehy were mooving to teh TTI, an dint want to leev him fur so long in teh kwaranteen – an mai frend sayed – “ai know sumwun hoo wud luv to has him” – an he browt him too me (az a surprize) awl teh way frum Rome to Kitzingen (jermanee) where ai wuz living at teh taim.
Yesterday I made a trapezoid!
I didn’t noeing deh zoidz cud b trapt!!
Ai trapz tehm awl teh taim!! Ai uze a laiv trap – an sum toona. An then ai taeks tehm down to teh laeks. Teh hole PARK iz nao full ov Zoids!! So cyoot!
???? Hao did ai get sined out ov WP??? Ai dint doo it!! LOL!
Ai fink it iz wun uv doez daiz! Ai had 2 sine in wiv mai passwerd twyse 2 dai.
aifinkso dems been werkin onna site………. wuz kinda borked yesterday an it seems like teh logons get awl out whack wen dems werk onit
Yusturdai wuz teh 13f tho.
Did u trap hyoomins?
Speakin uff blak holez, did n e wun c Teh Big Bang Theoree on TV teh udder nite? ICHC wuz menchuned!
Whut did they say??? an – waht where wuz it??? Do yoo think it will bee repeeted??
On Mundai nitez, on CBS, at 8:00PM. Eye am sure dey will repeet it, but eye don’t no wen.
Eye am gonna go tu CBS.com,
an c if u can watch teh episode on teh intertubez. BRB
ohai Tribble gud morning
I maded a linkie to deh gnu startrek movie fur Uz
did U see it?
It ar on Ur profyle I fink
nouns mint ! nounse mint !
program note !
for awl da cheezepeeps dat lub da Terry Prattchat !
on sun 11/23 at 7 p on da ION cable net werk
dey show “The Colour ob Magic”
wif Sean Astin as Two-Flower, the tourist
itil b da furst T.P. live action moobee on Murican tb, I finks
nawt sure ifn yoo gets ION ?
check out monday night 11/17 at 8 pm- luk for “boston Legal”- that’s ION
and at 9 itz showen NCIS
yipee, skippee!
Fanks, sparkysmom! I emayoed my fambly, dey iz awl TP fanz. (adn mai Mom haz a Sammoyed naymd Sparky!)
thank you for the program note. been waiting for this since it showed
on BBC!
Fank u! Eye wish dey showed more.
Eye no eye owe u an e-meow.
Eye wuz hopin u wood show upp dis mornin. Eye tought uff u de mowment eye sawed dis picher!
Here I iz, on your ICHC leaving U sillee commentzes
OK Janet, heer u go.
Go tu CBS.com
U c were dey haz S|M|T|W|T|F|S?
Clik on Mundai.
U c Teh Beg Bang Theroree?
Clik on teh episode cawled “Model Time”.
Dat shood be teh wun.
It starts owt wit dem playing Klingon Boggle gayme.
ICHC is menchoned a leetul layter inna show.
THANKS!! {{{{{Tribble}}}}} That is sooooo nice ov yoo!!
Sumtaims ai ar reelee autadaloop! Ai nebber HURD ov taht show befoar. But ai will watch and see! But izzit sposed to play awn the site yoo sent mee?
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ai did klik awn it – an it played sum – but nawt a lot. An dint start wif waht yoo ded.
Ah lub that show; ah ebin get teh fizziks an enjineerin joakz! Waht seereez iz U wawchin?
Well, if YOOO dint, hoo wud???
Dis kaind hoel kan b plugd wif sebrul cheezburgrz.
Awlsew uppeerz tu b teh lissenin kaind uv blak hoel.
Yum.
New FireCat web browser
FTW!
Ceiling Cat is just a lil’ ball of hate.
Doh! I meant Basement Cat…
So used to saying Ceiling Cat.
Don’t werree! We noo waht yoo ment!!
yes…. but noooo!
BC is a floofy ball of warm blak fur!
I iz there rite now. It be luverlee.
Ar yoo still down there??? LOL!! Hmmmmm – ai dont hav taim now – haz too much werk to do an shud get started – but – nekst taim – maybee ai will just com wif yoo! Luks laik fun!!1
I herz a nooize.. woooossshhh… nom nom nom
so blak hoole maeks nom sawnd?
Whai nawt; teh blak hoalz nom ebreething waht getz 2 klose? ob kors, wii still haz 2 werk owt how U wood heer teh nomming kawz teh sownd wood be nommed 2.
Blak hoalz mayke purr sownds 2.
sooo akshually ther wer kittehs firwst en then da earth came ?
Hey! U be stealin mah Gravity! U can not has! *stels bak gravity*
heerz burfday fairy to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, noofrenz, lurkurfrenz, an trolz hoo haz tehms burfdays today!! an if i missed yor burfday yesterday, let me kno an i will haz a speshul happy burfday for yoo! i haz bringed tasty fudjy hommaed burfday cakes wif candles shaped liek yor favrit cartoon caracketers, frooty party punch, poynty party hats wif pompoms, an goodie bags wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehy bownse, kandees (not too much – no more shugar rushes for GP!!
!! sparkly penscils wif erasurs shaped liek dinosawrs, an sparlkly kitteh stikkers!
ยค ยง โช โฆ โ ฮพ ำจ ะถ โผ โค โฅโฅยค ยง โช โฆ โ ฮพ ำจ ะถ โผ โค โฅโฅยค ยง โช โฆ โ ฮพ ำจ ะถ โผ โค โฅโฅยค ยง โช
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โฆ โ ฮพ ำจ ะถ โผ โค โฅโฅ ยค ยง โช โฆ โ ฮพ ำจ โฆ โ ฮพ ำจ ะถ โผ โค โฅโฅ ยค ยง โช โฆ โ ฮพ ำจ โฆ โ ฮพ ำจ ะถ
Ohai, Burfday Fairy!! I wud like tu inviting u tu b on deh map. Don’t wurry, I wont putting ur reel address on dere. so u won’t b bovvered bai peepz trying tu steeling ur birfday gudeez stash.
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just sending deh emayo tu cweenmj@gmail.com telling mii ur ICHC name and deh locayshun tu plopping ur marker down on.
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Deh rest uv u kin beeing on deh map tu. U duzn’t needing deh purrsunal invite.
But where doo yoo spose teh burfday faieree reelee lives??
Purrhaps in
Albuqueque?
Birmingham (TTI)
Cleeveland
D. . .
Deaf Valley (whut?)
East Virginia
Floridstagehanddan
G…
ohai Joe the LCB!
I ar braking this list to make an important (not really) announcement
hot off the presses:
JTP has a gnu website an a blog!
O hai. Joe teh who, now? Not… not… AIEEE!
*runsawayfastandhides*
*drags lcb bak bai teh floofee bak paw*
Dont bee silleh – yoo duzzn’t haz to LUK!
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Corse – it mite be hard nawt to – sort ov laik waching trane rex, oar berning Bill dings!
*takez Zippo away frum Janet bfoar she hurtz sumwun.
*struggles*
*covers eyes*
*weeps silently*
Taek hart! Yoo can doo it. Yoo ar strong. Yoo ar. . gonna wach, aren’t yoo???
ohai LCB,
how did Esme do wif her v-e-t appointey mint this week!
Alsew… don’t no if u saw teh GP yesterday, he has teh plehs and is threatinging to lurk (see Janet’s commint blow)
Ifinkso since he is ur flonquais, maybee u cud incurrage him back owt of lurking? Tell him u’ll giv him a
raizecarrot or something?O hai.
Esme is doing pretty well, thx! Her weight is good and there is shrinkage in teh masses so that’s good too. Normally I drop her off in teh morning then pick her up after work but I had the day off so I took her in in teh afternoon and then took her right home. But even though she was calmer than usual on the way home, she still pooped in her (new) carrier, even though she hadn’t been at teh vet for teh entire day. And she did it at about teh same point in teh trip, too. So I figure she just doesn’t like to be on that partickaler street.
As for GP, I haven’t been around too much the past few days (bizzy, bizzy) so I don’t know what’s his deal. Mabye he needs moar work to keep his mind off things? I can find some extry chores for him to do. But shouldn’t he be bizzy with preparations for teh big concert? That slacker! He can have an extry carrot, but only if he gets off his furry butt and gets teh stage built.
โซ I has offen pooped.. on that street befores…
*shakes hed*
Sry.
Yay fur Esme!
Oh, GP, uh, he has teh plehs from hiz IRL werks, so givving him more bizzy werks may not be sew grate ackshully!
He axed if I cud handle teh consert, but I don’t know if I can manage wiffout halps! Do u have any otter flonquaiss u can loan owt?
GP… we needs u!!
I b missing Moan Sewer le Piggeh Burgular.
Zhe swee day so lay.
An hee wuz missing yoo, too! But. . .but yoo werent’ there to comfurt himz!
I just went back and readed that thred. Coincidentallylike, I have pretty much the same type of job and am in pretty much teh same type of situation rite now. Pleh.
GP, u should lissen to teh cheezpeeps whut tells u to come here for cheering up insted of staying away! I at least look in every oncet in a while when I has a bizzy, even if I can’t say o hai.
And u shouldn’t tell pore Leeza to do teh concert all by herself! She has many talents, but no one can work a phone like u can or tangle wif a fractious sellebrity. Well, except mabye for me, but as u know, I will be bizzy sampling teh shampers.
yes… I have many skillz….
(dats a QUOTE, peeps, and if u knows where it came from, I has xposed my geekside to u!)
*makes a note to take LCB off refreshmint duty and re-assine hur*
Dreemland
Ebreeware
Ferryland
G…
Great Kitten
Hinterland
Icantdothathalbuquerque
J…
JCH4K ampitheeter
Kitteh Kondos in sunny Flolrida
Lost Whirld, teh
Manhattangloves
Nebber Nebber Land
Ohai-o
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Phillipe d’Beaker labs
Quebek
Ruritania
S. . .
Gowanaland
Hackensack
Iberia
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i libs in a majikal mistikal place!! az yoo will kno if yoo luks at teh map now!! unforchnatly, iz in same staet wher my durty no-gud abatar-apot-steelin nemesis libs. but iz nise heer anyway. i yoosd to lib in dizzyland, but teh traffik gotted too bad an it taked foreber to commyoot to cheezland. so i moobed.
an my abatar-SPOT-steeling nemesis, eben. *adjusts wings* i mented to do taht…
GP sayed he wud just bee lurking today to see if he wuz feline bedder!
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*waves to GP*
Ohai, GP!! Ar yoo ene bedder today? Remembur, yoo dont REELEE haz to hav AWL ov yur cents ov hyoomor to be heer. Just a teenee tad will doo!
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Mary O’ haz sum bottlols of “Scents ov hyoomor” she can spritz yoo wif! Smells reelee nice!
GP, u duzn’t even needing awl ur sentz. Just a liddlol dash uv kolog~nee iz plennee.
ohai … ai has been habing a nawt-so-plezant day mice elf, but all over now and feline better, but sawd this about GP.
ohai GP!!
iz alwayz good to see you out here; hopes yew feels better from wutever pleh yew haz. yep.
o/~ Black hole cat, wont u com
An wash da rayn aweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh
Black hole cat, wont u com
Wont u com? o/~
an take ebreefing else wif yoo too
Oh hmm. Shud bee “wash aweh da raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayn.” Sry. Haz ben wile sinz I ben singin dis sawng.
Sew, ai go owt foar lunsch an get fud.
Onna wai bak, ai iz channel surfin awn teh raydeeo.
Ai heers, “iz beginnin 2 luuk alowt lyk Krissmis”.
Ai skreem “Nooooo!” an chanj channlol.
No wunner ai becume Skroodge.
Izn’t it a bit earlee fur Chrismas
*Handz rhsb a tall glass wif a brite tropical drink wif a num brella in it.
*it duzn’t luk at awl like Krissmiss.
Heer, relax. Repete after mii:
I’m on a warm beech. I’m on a warm beech.
Deh sun b shining. Deh sun b shining.
I b happee. I b happee.
I lubz……
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Hay!!! hoo deh h-e-dubblol-hokkey-stikkz iz dat guy in deh red soot adn how did he git in heer????????
An ai found teh link fur yur LOL – an it’s bak where it shud bee. Ai think yoo’ll laik it!!
Haznt dis awlweddy been postid a kupl daiz agoe? Loox shtraynshly famillia. Hmm…
da black hoole is eatin ur mind !:O
The cat is doing physics, but its simplicat, not complicat, physics.
The sphere is the shape which has the lowest heat loss. If you put equal matter into any other shape its rate of heat loss will be greater.
Note the distortion of the space-time continuum as described by Einstein’s General Theory of Relativity. Clearly a non-Newtonian cat.
Iz dat bekaws teh udder shaeps haz a grater surfass area?
very cute pictures. but black holes don’t steal gravity. they are an infinite point of density. They have plenty of gravity for themselves.
I think that ear is gonna have to snipped off! Its spoiling the circle!!!
blak hols does not steals gravities!
dey steals lite.
i think it is a great picture but i cant see the hole it is just weird dont you think.