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Which is better 4 yew?
Congrats awn bein top uv teh heep!
What she said.
Home cooking when u’re a babeh & de solid wen u’ze is older! Dis wun iz jus so darn cute but hed hurtz! Mama & babeh kittehs make meh hart go gushie insied!!! Gonna go “awww!!” de rest ov de day.
I like home cookin…
Betcha can’t eat just one…
allrite, to teh nawty barn wif yoo!
Oh noes…dat is jus what Maus wanntid yu tu sai!!
I was beginning to think that every left their Bawdy Bone at home today…
um, where were u on teh last thred….?
we wus having wet t shurt contests… and martoonies in teh NB…
Werking…
oh, sry. well u did get teh otter day off to go out gallavanting!
And if ur job is liek mine… ur cowerkers is all very considerat to make shure and save EVERTHING for u and has it wating when u gets back!
Of course! The world would crumble to dust and blow away if I wasn’t here… Pleh.
maybe u cud use a brake.
wot did u do wif taht slitely stale debreefing fluid?
Din Fleetpaw haz applied to be my flonquais, I fink maybe he shud be debreefed as part ov teh applicashon process?
*Feint call from down da thread*
Flooid? Yew nebber said anyteeng abowt flooid?
*Brings in the Double Wide Debriefing Cart*
WONNNNK! WONNNNK! WONNNK!
Hi DF! Just sit right here!
*Pushes DF into The (Not So) Comfy Chair*
Let me get my equipment…
*RummageRummageRummage*
Lesse… Ducky Tape…
*QUACK!*
Sorry Mrs. Duck. I’ll bring it right back…
*RummageRummageRummage*
Octopus… Lard… Salad Tongs…
*RummageRummageRummage*
And some slightly stale President-elect First Security Debriefing Fluid…
Now we lower The Cone of Silences, and start the debriefing…
*Klink… Ow!… TinkleTinkle… Hey! CrunchSnap… Scraaaaaatch*
All done!
My, what attractive undergarments!
*Holds up DF’s briefs*
Oh dear! I forgot to have you stand on the octopus and hold the lard…
I guess we’ll just have to do it again!
*Pushes DF into The (Not So) Comfy Chair*
*Lowers The Cone of Silences*
*Klink… Hey!… TinkleTinkle… Stop! CrunchSnap… Scraaaaaatch*
That’s better!
ooo.
I didn’t fink teh big doggehs wore unnerwares!!
*luks at teh unnerwares*
Dat’s not FUR issit??
OH! Swade!! *whew*
Well u did grate DF!
*shakes paw hartilee*
Now, furst.. I fink flonquais duz not quite soot u.
So.. I finkso I calls u GoFur. S’ok?
But the little bunnies and duckies on his briefs are cute, don’t you think?
Yipe! Oooch! Owie! Nyah! *Crunch… pop… sizzle sizzle… Splort!*
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*Slowlee walks owt ob da debreefing wif mai tail between mai legs an a big lewk ob “why?!” on mai fayce…*
*Trots ober to Maus an sees yew has mai bawkszorz een your hands an takes dem, blushing becawse dey has da kyoote duckeh-print awn dem…*
*Den smiles and shaykes yer paw berry berry kwicklee* Dat… was SEW fun! I can has again sumtime? ^-^ *Awl da bad effecks ob debreefing dun seem tew hab dissamapeered!* Yew debreef berry gewd Maus!
*Bows*
I’m glad you appreciate good technique.
Not many peeps enjoy being debriefed.
*Shouts*
Hey LCB! We got a live one!
Awroo? Ai be a gofur, Leeza? But den dun ai need tew lewk lyke a gofur? =P Eef ai gunna be won? Aifinksew! But gufur be a gewd nayme!
no no…
U is GoFur, wif pressteejis capitlol letters!!
nawt gophur!!
Ahhhhh! Sew ai be a GoFur, which be much better because eet has presteejis awn it. ^-^ …an wat dose a GoFur dew, then?
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An yew be welcome, Maus. ^-^ As lawng as ai gets mai breefs bak een da end, eets nawt sew bad.
Ai can still wear Gophur suit? ^-^ *Howlds up da gophur suit* =P
Well… um… you don’t get them back. We burn them in the ICHC Barbeque Pit. They add that je ne sais quoi to the flavor of our food…
wont it be hot over ur fur?
*luks dowtful*
and I dont fink we needs to has anyfing that mite restrickt ur movemint. Ur job rekwires that u be able to move wif a kwikness.
Awroo? …aww wells. ^-^ At leest dey gets yewsed fer gewd. Mayke shur yew puts awn sum veggehterbulls fur da next Bar-bBeh-Cyoo!
Awl rite… ai can leeve eet behynde. Sew wat dose mai jawb entayle?
*gives Din a big giftbox dekrated wif cyoot big-bad-wufs an furoshus gophurs awn it an a hyooj bow*
Iz welkoming prezint. Yu iz gunna need lawts moar boksers, aifinkso. Tihs shud keeping yu in tehm, um, or sumfing, fur a while.
Mais JE sais quoi!!!! an it iz le Pleh! Ai thot yoo had to bee Ebil Maus to be eeting taht fud!
oh noes, u can keep teh gophur soot!
maybee ware it sometimes win u is doing low sekurity stuffs?
But ur furst job will be at teh consert, to make shure all teh rodint attendees are not nommed… pacifically, and most impertintly, ME. And GP. Himz 2.
Aww! Tank yew berry much, Prysma. ^-^ *Opens da berry kyootelee dekorayted bawks up an tries awn mai new bawkszorz.
Ai lyke dem! Berry gewd bawkzorz, aifinksew. ^-^
{{Prisma-Kitteh}} Tank yew fur da welkoming prezint!
Ai can dew dat. ^-^ Hehe make-shur-nobuddeh-noms-rodints is mai spushultee!
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An gewd aideea! Nobuddeh wud expeckt da gophur is da seckuritee gaurd! ^-^ Is foolprewf!
Hoem kukkin iz best!
that ar so troo espeshully mommeh’s cooking
Mom’s cooking iz awlaiz the best!
GMTA Janet!
Did u watch teh big bang episode?
Ai klikked awn it, but it just played a liddle bit! Purrhaps ai am doing it rong??
No, u doing it rite. Eye went an luked. Dey doan’t show full epeesodes uff Big Bang, just leetul clips. Berri dizapoynting.
Yr Mudder’s iz alwayz best!
and no splort warning!!!
*klonk*
Leeza! Yu splorted so kwyetlee!
*runruns in serch uv CCC*
*runruns back wif CCC* WHEEEOOOO WHEEEOOO
*sweepy sweepy alla braynes intu nyce neet pile*
Oh noes, tehy nawt luking so gud, aftur being all ober fur a whyle, kinda drai luking!
*washy washy an re-hydrate teh braynes awl cleen wif sparkly spring waters wif a hint uv lemming*
*squish teh braynes back inna hed* Tehse nawt awl fit so gud, yu shur tehy awl belonging tu yu? Mebbe ai ober-re-hydrated tehm.
*put teh hedbone pieces back tugevver an taypes tehm daon titely so teh big braynes nawt making them go apart again*
*put CHRG awn hed*
*taypee taypee taypee wif dayglo dukky taypes*
*rap up in cheezpeeps map blankkit n give hawt chokklit wif teh whippee creem n chokklit ephalunt fur rebuilding braynes*
Otay, nao, du nawt luk at teh cyoot until yu be fully recobered frum tihs splort. Ai hoping yu nawt gunna haz damijed braynes frum tehm being awl ober teh floor.
Eet teh crunchees oar nom awn mom?
Desishuns, desishuns…
Hopfuly nawt 2 eet teh mom, dat wud b catstat… castara… dat wud b bad!
Compleet wif poynty endz!
Ohai, frenz!
Ai iz habbin a “Get rhsb outta hur funk” partee inna NB.
Ai has moosick an fuds. Oh, an drinkies 2!
Eberywun iz inbited, espeshully teh hansum ICHC mens!
Aw shucks! I thought I would have you all to myself…
**whispurrs 2 YNG** Latur!
*wink*
Okay, nao put dat irnin up! Wii nawt has irnin onna Fryday, espeshully wen dees a party!
The ironing is all done. I’m just standing around here with nothing to do…
Well, come danse wif me!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTCkl9jxU_k
Whut wood u lyke us tu bring?
menz?
Speshully fyremenz!
an marines!
an policemenz
I fink rhsb knoz a lot of demz
hey rhsb the policemenz U knoz
is deh hunkeh or chunkeh?
Tehy r mostlee hunkee, speshully mai boss.
**wipes drool off chin**
rhsb – ai put teh LOL fur yoo bak where it shud bee. wehn yoo hav taim. . .I think yo’ll reelee laik it!
Ai no finded it.
Ai had anudder copee im mai pokkit!!
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2080065
Bees keerful wut yew wishez fur. Ai wuz bery sorree ai missded de fyremenz teh udder day wen teh lidlol kitteh needed reskewing (Nov. 12)…adn nao ai’s got a whole town fullz uv teh fyremenz hear in Santy Barby! Beeg wunz, small wunz, old wuns, yung wunz. Fyremenz, fyrwymmenz 2, frum awl ober teh state. Deh haz ben werkkin awl nyte and dai, keepten teh citteh and teh kittehs safes.
Eberydai heroes…I iz greatful fur dem.
oh, I herd that on teh noos..
hope u is ok!!!
Fank yew beri much, leeza-b. Teh kittehs adn me R ok. Ai’z gettin g teh kitteh carry ears reddy jus in kase wii hab 2 evackuum — evackewp — leeb beri kwikly. Sum peepz hax nawt ben sew lukky — ober 100 homes haz burnd, adn lotsa peepz libbing neer teh fyre hadz to leeb tare homes.
Ai haz juss made sum ginjerbred wiv kristalized jinjer in and sum chokklit an cherree cakes. Kin Ai kum?
Ob coarse, annipuss!
ai wuz in a funk until yesterday when ai went to da store and bot lotsa beeds and strings. Swarovski cantelope bicones – yummy!
an today is payday and Friday, so ais happitail nao.
rhsb having a funk? Oh noes! {{{{{{rhsb}}}}}}
Ai nawt hansum manz, but ai can bringing dekrashuns!
*runs aroun teh NB putting up teh balloons uv menny colurs and shaypes, an teh sparklee raynbow streemers fur teh festiv at-mous-feer*
*stelthilee adds mirrurs in strateejic spots fur seeing teh hansum menz an fyremenz an marines n all frum menny anguls*
*luks aroun thotfully fur moar stuffs tu dekrate*
i just sended maus ober tehr.
ob corse, burfday fairy iz NEBBER EBER nawty. nope, not me. uh-huh. nebber.
but heerz som happy konfettiz for yoo!
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ohai rhsb! iz I invited even tho Iz ar not hansum menz?
oh noes shud has been unner rhsb’s commint
Yes, 2_k, eberywun is inbited.
Yay! we can haz parteh
let us bring deh refreshmentz
I bringz
apple martooniz
beer
cider
d…
Dakarees
Enny drinkies
Fresca
Ginjur Ale
Heineken
Icehouse
Juice
k….
katlua
lemonade
margaritas
n..
Nog, egg
Old-fashioneds
Pyneapple joos
Quik, N-E-S-T-L-E-S
Rum foar teh pyneapple joos
Sebben-Up
Tea, iysed
U…
Unuzualy large drinkies
Very mannee drinkies
Wine & cheez uv coarse
Xtra glasses
ZZZZZZZ-dats us affer wii finish awl de drinkies!
Now we needz fudz
apple turnovers
bratwurst
chicken
d..
Deyled eggses
Eye screem
Fudge
Gravey (goes wif ebreefing)
Hawt dawgs
I….
dat shud bee “debbiled” eggses
iced cookees
jam sammiches
krackers n cheeze
lemmin drops
m…
Marble caik
Nachos!
Olivs fer de martoonies
Peech cobbler
Quantitiez uv pi
R…..
Marshmallowz
Nuttur Buttur Cookies
Ostrich Burgurs (wif cheez)
P…
Steak
Tandoori chickenz
Upside down cake
V…
Whai? Whai, whai, whai, ebrytiem ai away frum ICHC fur eben a day, let aloan a few days, ai coming bak an teh furst fing ai seeing, awl unpurrtekted, iz splortashuslee cyoot kittehs? Whai, whai, whai? An where oh where did ai leeving mai FCHRG (wdoi) an prysm assessorees) when ai leeved last tiem?
*mad scrambuling tu find*
*which is hard whyle trai tu hold brayns in wif hands*
Aarrggh!
SPLORT
O prysma-kitteh! Weeoooo….Weeeoooo….Weeeeoooo! The CCC is awn its wai!
*scoopees, scoopees da braynes up*
*puts braynes bak*
*plaeces sooper CHRG (wdoi)*
*raps duky taype…taype taype taype*
*cheks to maek sher iz tite*
*raps prysma-kitteh in violet cheezmap floofee blankee and tuks her in. Gibs cuppa hawt choklit wif floofee marshamallows*
Hev sum choklit possums too, prysma-kitteh! R u comfee? Pats prysma-kitteh and {{{{prysma-kitteh}}}} Heer hev sum kukees too!
Fankies, KCT. It cotted me bai suprize. Ooh, violet, mai favrit.
*snugguls inna blankit*
*nomnoms teh goodees*
purrRRrrrRRRrr
ai wil hep u p_k!
sweepity ur braynes inno a nyce tydee pyle
rinsity wif sparklee wadder sew u feel lite & fizzy
tuckity bak inno braynium cabity
snapity awn eggstra strenff CHRG (wdoi)
wrappity wif duk taype uv mannee rainbo cullers
snuggly u inno a cheezfrendz floofy map blankie
offerz trai uv hawt chokklit & sorded pastrees
Naow u rest a minit, taik dese eggstra CHRGs & put dem inna saif playce fer nex tyme, kay?
Yay! dubble reskew sew u feel twict as gud!!
Kin sumbodee check awn Leeza? Ai fink hur splorted erlyur…
ohai rhsb, fanks, but prysma alreddy halped me
manners agin.
Fang Q prysma!!
Hay btw… how did u be fixing me when u had a splort uv ur own?
Is that liek the blind leeding teh blind?
U shure our branes didn’t get mixted up?
*giglol* Iz fiksed yu _aftur_ KCT an BF fiksed me.
But mai braynes be purrmanintlee mixted up, aifinkso.
Fanks, BF473! Ai shud reelee lurn tu maek shur ai purrtekted befoar ai coming heer, alwayz! Ai put teh CHRGs rite negst tu pewter an hope mai kittehs duz nawt steel tehm fur toys. Oooh, rainbow duk taype! An moar goodees!
*purrs wif a happeh an wunners whai feeling so fizzy n lite nao*
PARTEH, PARTEH, PARTEH! Hai rhsb! Fankies fer teh inbite! Ai luvs partehs! Lotsa menz? YNGs? Kewl! Wii getz u owtta teh funk! Dansies and drinksies! Wut shud ai bringz?
Hao iz ur tayste in moosick?
Wii needz partee moosick, gud ole-fashioned hed-bangin- stuff.
Poison
Motley Crue
Warrant
Matchbox 20 (okay, nawt hed-bangin, but ai iz on a Matchbox 20 kick)
Daughtry
Wat u bringin?
ai wil bring de Howlin Wolf, Etta James, Clarence Carter, Tinsley Ellis…oh hek, ai wil jus load up alla mai rockin blues cds!
ai can haz kitteh songs…
heer is old 97’s “murder oar a hart attak”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAXkY_WBDX4
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And the hole
In the screen is barely big enough for you
And not near enough for me to go
And the whole damn complicated
Situation could’ve been
Avoided if I’d only shut the window
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And I may be leavin’ myself open
To a murder or a heart attack
But I’m leavin’ the back door open
‘Til you come back, ’til you come back
And I may be movin’ myself closer
To a real untimely end
But I’m leavin’ the back door open
‘Til you come home again, ’til you come home again
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And I told
The neighbors, I put pictures up
And handed out some flyers at the show
And the whole town speculating
Situation could’ve been
Avoided if I’d only shut the window
Ai brings larj collekshun uv (mostlee) 80s stuffs, lyk Duran Duran an Def Leppard an Glass Tiger an White Lion an Alice Cooper an Cyndi Lauper an Tears For Fears an Joan Jett an, an, an… stuffs lyk taht.
Ai can bring da eckl… ecclek… da mix ob mewsick!
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Anee ting yew want een partickular? Ai hab…
Da lyte rawck, lyke Billeh Jowel, Rod Stew-wert, Da Pow-lice oar Steeng?
Mebbeh da awlternahtib rawck, lyke Patrick Wuff, oar Thirtee seckunds tew Mars?
Hao abowt a moar werld beat rawck sownd? Sum Petar Gabreeal oar Rusted Rewt?
Ai awlso has mewsick dat Basement Cat mai approve ob. ^-^ Sum Progressibe oar Powah Metahl, but dat mai bee a itteh bitteh bit tew much foar a parteh.
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Ai can awlso breeng da kare-yokeh an seeng mai salf! *Hooooowl!* Awroo? Wai eberywon leeven da parteh? =P
ooh, i’ll be habing sum thruty sekonds to marz, plz. wif a side order ob afi an sum angels & airwaves for dezzurt, plzkthx.
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(i’m 45 yeerz old an i still liek lissening to moozik taht wuld maek my dad run skreeming frum teh room. teh guy-liner makes it eben more speshul
Thank god those weren’t switched or we’d be in for some censoring.
Nawty Barn NOW!!!
Ummm….hay kids? Saiv sum crunchees fer mahm, pleez?
momma alwayz eets teh leftobers. tahts teh best part. reely.
(yoo kids just enjoy yorselfs, dont wurry abowt me. *sniff*)
{{{{{lunarmommy}}}} no dont be crying I gibes
Uz sum dark choklits with katlua
*stops crying (wich wuz fake just to maek teh kids feel gilty anyway)* ooh, fanks!
I can has spay operashun? Plz to not maek moar kittehs!
Ai kinda douting ennywun heer being nawt aware uv teh too-menny-kittehs, nawt-enuff-homes fing an hao berry bad it being – ai knowing there being peeps here whu rescuing strays an volunteering at shelters an fings.
Enjoying teh pikshur fur teh cyootness uv it an teh cleberness uv teh capshun iz nawt a ebil fing. Be relaxing, otay?
Soree – I live where we had teh fluddings this yeer. Thousands of kittehs and goggies ober teh bridj too soon – drownded or at teh shelters. I see kittehs and think, too menny … must not maek moar. Cannot relax … yet.
{{{{{{Ozzie}}}}}} Iz a berry trajik fing, that. It wud making me sad and nawt-relaxed, tu.
Awl teh furries, teh go across teh raynbow bridge and wayt fur teh hyoomin they did nawt find while they were being heer, oar teh hyoomin whu iz grieving fur them. Or mebbe, since kittehs having 9 lives, they come back an trai again an mebbe this time find the hyoomin they looking fur.
There be tu menny kittens an nawt enuff gud hyoomins, but wud also be a sad fing if there waz no kittens borned at all, right?
Fanks, prysma. Yes, we need SOME kittehs. Just not too menny!
I feels teh same way Ozzie; but here.. we try not to get too serius, generalee. We comes to hav funs… u can has funs too? Yesh u can!
Egg salad ideea, leeza!
*hands Ozzie a dark chokklit moose, a white chokklit polar bare, an a milk-chokklit mountin goat* Haz sum chokklit. Trai out teh Anti-Horriblol-Day Chair wif reclynings an heets an massajis an sordid cold drinks an noms in wun arm an sordid chokklits inna otter arm an upholstreed inna eggstra-floofy cheezmap blankkit. Complayn about teh hyooj manatee. Chase YNG ouv teh gendur uv yur choice. Splort ober cyootness. Dansdansdans lyk iz no tomorrow!
Mmmmm, sordid chokklits. Fanks – feel bedder nao. A liddle, eniwai …
an while tehy are wayting teh Night Watchman taeks gud care ob tehm an gibs tehm teh lubs an snorgles tehy didnt gotted heer. (cweenmj telled us abowt teh Night Watchman, hoo iz her deer losted boy hoo takes caer ob teh shelter kittehs an goggies an furry frenz wen tehy haz to go ober teh brij)
Wii needs guest list:
Annipuss
Bluesfan473
CheshireKittehKat
Draconic Kitteh
Ebil Maus
F.
Fourpointfivekittehs
G (YN type)
Halfbeest
Itteh bitteh kitteh committeh
Jammama
Kerrykatz
L…
Lolcatburglar
Maus
Nekkid (Y_G type)
O…
Quantum kitteh
Romeow
SJ
Tribble
U…
Yu nawt du P!
prysma-kitteh
sowee!
uniquekitty!
ai iz layte – az ushuool, but ai kan come tew partee tew, pweez?
*big bloo eyes qwietlee beg*
obcourse I invites Uz on behalf of rhsb who is throwing the parteh!
oo – fanq -ai haz jest maid a choklit chip coffee caek, if ne1 wud liek sum..
Ummm Ai ar nawt invited???
obcourse Uz iz!
isn’t NB in Ur backyard
Uz is hosting deh parteh!
Yay!
here has sum apple martoonie
Ob course U iz
Akshully Uz is throwing the parteh
isn’t NB in Ur backyard?
Sean (mai bf) founded this, an ai lol’d, so of corse ai haz tu share, ryte? It will nawt wurk wif 3-w’s in frunt, so ai just give address tu copy-an-payst.
Slinkee cat vidyo! Iz just me, or iz this kitteh having hyooj funs?
ca.video.yahoo.com/network/100000086?v=3898066
This wun tu… tabbeh diving intu boksez tu small fur him.
ca.video.yahoo.com/watch/3915121/10653480
*sigh* Well, there goez teh day… ai gunna get NUFFING dun nao.
Tihs is Maru! He libs in Japan adn iz famus. U cans googlol hims.
*darn werks, getting in teh wai ob owr funs!*
Oh wow!
Can ur head *SPLORT* frum laffin so hard?
No?
Well then…
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
***SPLORT***
sumone lied to meh…
floops on the floor in a mess of braynes…
* scampers in, stomps littlol paws, frows FCHRG onna floor adn plops intu teh Anti-Horriblol Dai Chair MK Elebenty, turns teh massaj up tu “Spine Melter”, cubbers fais wib wet cloff adn noms a cherry filled chokklit possum *
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Uff…
GP!!!
*runs and takes a flying leep*
*lands on toppa teh GP*
Ohai!!
How is u??
Got any more chocklit possmms??
* muffled *
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Ohai! leeza, is it? * snerk *
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Yesh, yesh ai has had teh horibblol dai tu end awl horibblol dais! but but but summedy (won ob teh Fromageamis) sent me teh nycest IRL emayo EBBER so aifinkso ai cum tu cheezland adn plai mai trubbles awai!
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* hands leeza crunkly bag ob cherry filled chokklit possums *
*puzzled luk*
Wot u snerking at??
*grabs cherry filled chokklit possums*
*turns chare up to ‘LA Quake’ level and jumps off*
* gets frown frum chair, lands awn leeza, grabs bag of possums adn scampersawaiveryfast *
GMTA!!! wii bof set deh chair tu deh same level!! :snerk: Pore GP!!
well, but mine was sentered over LA.
So maybeh that will halp to balanse it out?
OHAI GP!! sew gud tu seeing u heer!!!
* turnz Anti-Horriblol Dai Chair MK Elebenty
*massage setting tu ‘Erfkwake’
*chair startz hummingz
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U just leening bak and reee laxing.
Drink dis nise chokklit martoonee.
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*Chair startz shaking deh floor boredz*
*martoonee is shaken, not sturrd.
mmm… fankies cween
GP, does u want some hedbatting or shall I give u a 5-minnit brake first?
LCB!!!!elebenty!!! Ware yu has bin??? Huh? Plz tu be splaining yurself?
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Mick got intu teh loldnry ruum agen… Oh, teh Hyooge Manitee!
It really wasn’t my fault, manatees seldom do laundry. It just takes too long to dry under water.
I has been being bizzy like u. Doin’ pretty mush teh same kine of thing, too.
Now, tell me how Mick got in teh londry room when *U* was sposed to keep him out? Hmmm?
*hedbats GP affectionately*
whut? pfft! ai canut watch him AWL teh thyme! aifinkso he mussa nommed his wai outta teh ‘restraints’ yu put awn him adn den sumhao figgered out hao tu werk teh doornob…
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oh, adn btw… dere issa no sush fing as a feckshunut hedbat! Lukk:
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* GP Hedbats LCB *
Oh, so u wanna play like that, does u?
*hedbads GP wif extreem affection*
ai sees yur extreem affliction… hao cum eet has turned purplol? has yu nawt been rubbing teh creem in ebbery moarning adn ebbery nite?
That’s ur job, phlonquais. U spect me to rub my own creem into my own self myself?
but but but… is gross! ai nawt want old laydee smell awn me! issa Caturdai tomorrow adn ai has… um… sumfing tu du…
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Wai yu nawt ask Mick? he lieks dat old laydee smell teh creem has adn ai nose he lieks tu rub fings.
Eeep! GP, what happin? *tuktuk teh cheezmap blankkit ober GP*
* snuggles unner cheezmap blankie, juss next tu TTI *
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oh fankies Prysm… wayt… Ware YU has bin tu? Plz tu be splaining yurself awlso – teh no gud weesuley weesuls… didja see whut dey did tu LCBs swimmy pool?
Ai camed daon wif a bad case uv RLS (Reel Lyf Syndrome). *hyooj sigh*
Had ebryfing frum holding Sean’s hand fru dentist visits tu a frend whu staid heer fur a week coz uv hunting seezun an there being deer hunters at hims famblee home.
Plz tu nawt tell me teh weasuls waz awn mai pewter when ai waz nawt knowing? What did them tu to the swimmy pool?
OMCC – yu has nawt seed teh mess? whut happened wus, ai was juss sitting dere mindy mai own biznizz wen ai seed teh rabid weesuls playing wib the ACME Rokkit Lawn Chair adn before yu noes eet dey had crashed eet intu LCB’s swimmy pool – Hugh G Manatee wus awlmoss keeled! adn adn adn sumhao mai fayborit Hunnert Dollar Towel adn FCHRG(wdoi) got soaked!
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uh huh, yesh. dat whut happened. totally, yesh. uh huh. Tell ‘em Hugh!
Sounding lyk big mess, mmhmm, yep.
An yu waz nawt involvd at awl, hm? Yu waz innosint bai-standur?
uh huh! ai wus juss tawking tu Hugh, wayting fur mai Py at teh Py Stand adn awl ob a sudden: WHOOSH BANG SPLOOSH! Weesuls, Manitees, Floatee fings adn wadder went flyeeng ebberyware!
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Mee adn Hugh ranawaiveryfast cuz wii had a scared, wii was NAWT fleeing, nope. nawt at awl. uh huh. yesh. whut? wai yu lukk at me liek dat? is troof!
Hey! You’re Leeza again! YAAAAAY! W00t!
only at homes…
I iz leeza only at homes…
*sigh*
Tall blonde is here 2 tho!
Yes, it’s all true. It happened exactly the way GP said. Except there might have been a meteor involved too. My memory is a bit foggy because of the trauma. It wasn’t our fault at all. Would this manatee lie to you?
Yes. ;P
My dear AR, I
resembleresent that remark, manatees are very honest!Aww! Ai can see yew has a horriblol dai Guinness Piggeh! Wat happen? {{GP}} *Brings yew da paypur an a trai ob moar chokklit possums an diffurant udder chokklit tings*
Ah, Din Fleetpaw… plz tu be nomming mai stoopy boss, fankies.
HAY!
nawt yu! awltho…
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Din Fleetpaw, meet lolcatburglar – see whut big eers he has? dey awl teh butter fur heering me wib. adn see whut big eyes he has? dey awl teh butter fur seeing me wib…
*Extenzee da woofeh paw tew lolcatburglar* Hewwo. Ai be Din Fleetpaw. Woofeh extra-ordineare! An prowtecktor ob awl da smawl an defenseless roadants! *Lewks at yew wif da big eyes, an hears at yew wif da big eers * ^-^
*eyes wolf suspiciously*
Hasn’t we met somewhare before? U seem framiliar yet I can’t place u. I don’t get teh rodent-protecting vibe from u, neither. Is u trine to pull a fast one on my phlonquais?
Afastwun? Ob cawrse nawt! Ai is trew tew mai werd, ai is! Ai lyke awl ob da creechures! Ai jus prowteck da leetle creechures frum da nawt sew leetle creechures, sew dey dun get nommed! Oar bossed arownd. Or nudden dey do not want. *Is prowd… but confoozed abowt da “phlonquais” ting*
A “phlonquais” be lyk a flunkie, but moar fansee.
An, um, wif moar presteejes, ai iz told.
Oooooh… ai gets eet! …ai teenk… Awroo? But eet has da presteejees! Sew ai lyke eet.
tsk tsk, havin ur boss nommed mai refleckt badly awn ur nex emplolyee revuu.
If yer stoopy boss be mayde ob veggerabulls, den ai’ll dew it! ^-^ hehe Mebbeh I can has a sneekie an scayre him? Wud dat werk?
Hay DF- has u ever considered a career as a flonkquais?
Teh pay is not grate but teh benefits are… not grate, but teh hours r… uh.. not grate… but uh…. u gets teh preestiges! Yas, teh prestiges.
When can u start??
Awroo? Ai… Ai dunno, ai guess ai can start rite nao… but wut be a flonkquais? =P *Scrictches mai woofeh hed en confoosyon* Ai dew like preestigees!
AH BONJOUR ma fromageamis! deed summedy parle sumfing abowt Phlonquais?
Monsieur le Piggeh, watchez-vous out for le grand méchant loup!
mais, mais, mais il est une grand protecteur de rongeurs!
non, le loup avec moi!
Heer littul doggeh…
*holds owt bon**holds owt PRESTIGES bon*
*Lewks at awl ob yew wif a lewk ob “Ce qui?” awn mai fayce* Ai knowse yew bee tawkin abowt me! Ai heers yew awl sai “loup!” But ai dunno frawnche. ^-^ *Just sits der wif mai floofeh tail wagging*
*pats doggeh*
itz ok.. itz not really fronsch, itz lolfronsch.
U will pick it up in no time!
Now.. there r sum pre-emploimint procedures.
*checks papers for rabies shots*
*luks for fleese*
*checks teef.. from a safe distanse*
Ok.. luks good.
One final thing.
U needs to be debreefed.
*Hollas upthred*
Maus- hez reddy!!!
* lukks awn wistfully * o, tu be a YNF agen…
Debreefed?
*runsawayberryfast tu safe distance*
It was an EXCELLENT debriefing. Just look up-thread a bit.
Nawt tu wurry about teh lol-fronsch, Din. Iz nawt so hard. Find an online translashun site fur cheking any wurds yu toadally nawt knowing, an otterwise, will be awl gud.
Tank yew Prysma! Ai weel gets eet eventualleh. An ai knew a few tings, lyke Loup an ai guessed at wat LCB an GP had sayed. ^-^ Ai weel gets eet en tyme an yoos a translaytor fer wat ai dun gets.
Ohai, frenz!
Iz everywun habbin a gud tiem at teh partee?
Hmm…ai nawt see YNG. Ware’d him run awf tew?
O hai. Yeah, we’re havin’ a good time.
Hi. I was in the back room with… um… I mean… I stepped out for a second…
U waz wif sumwun else?!?!?!
**gibs YNG teh ebil eye**
Ai needs sumwun hoo NAWT mess arown awn mi.
**walks awf hawtilee**
uh ohs.
rhsb… u knows teh YNG is here for awl uf us… rite?
*straitens shirt hastilee*
LEEZA!!!
Ai thot ur mai fren!
Teh YNG sed him wanted mi awl 2 himself…. *snif*
True. But I didn’t say for how long…
*luks suspishuslee at teh YNG*
Didnawt ai just see yu sumwhere else? Iz yu shur yu iz nawt being twins?
Naw, prolly ai just gots scrambuled brayns still.
*wanners awf*
Tew layte u borked mai hart.
Nao ai has 2 go find sumwun who will let mi crai awn his sholder an ……um….ease mai pane…
Will I do?
Say taint sew, gurl!
*snickers*
LOL!! Agin!
Gud thing I’z not atwerks this afternuun!
And um, I was just getting.. uh, I had a crum fall down mah blowse.
It was off teh chokit possums. REELEE.
Ai haz a SPLORT. Fyve tymez.
*SPLORT*
*SPLORT*
*SPLORT*
*SPLORT*
*SPLORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT*
Oh no!
*swims in with the pontoon CCC*
catch all your brain pieces in a fishing net
swirl them around in the water to remove barnacles
stuff back into your head
snap on CHRG with drawings of smiling fishies
wrap with waterproof duct tape
offers tray of assorted plankton
Are you okay jumhj? Speak to me!
Nuffin like sum fresh skweezed milk
street vendor kitteh gives milk to local street kids.
The best of both worlds! Priceless photo!
i luvs fresh milk! *buys sum*
A happy tummy is a, uh, happy tummy.