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conga ratz Anni!
*Conga ratz dans owt in liddle rayncoats wif umbrellas – iz clille adn rayning heer*
Tawp uv a 10 wai braid!!
sposed tew be “Chilly”
Iz rainin chill pepperz?
*runs off and comes bak wif purritos fur awl*
iz nawt lunchtyme yet, but purritos iz gud ideya!
Iz lunchtyme sumwears…….
Iz neerlee affernoon cup-uv-tee tiem heer!
is brekfist tiem heer. nawt sure where lunchtime be….
owait — PURRITOS??? yay! teh wirld’s onlee cyoot taco!
nomnomnom
dey maek fine brekfist
Nom nom nom
Tank U unik kitteh!
is et tiem fer da ICHC chilly cuk-off awlreddy?? AWL RITE!!!! is vereh mutch cozeh 2 cuk gud chilleh in chilleh wether. i has jus da rite fire-alarm-red jakkit fer da ocayshun!
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nd if NEwun r’members, i is STILLLLLL!!! banded frum ‘pyooter entertaynmint @ hoem, so when i has lots free tiem @ school i goes heer…ai is commintin wif yoo guise eben tho i is bannd…rimynds meh ob talkin beyond da graev. creepy, huh? i has abowt half an hour b4 i has urlee-mornin appoyntmint wif mah english teecher.
Ohai CS – hoep u getz un-banned soon!
nawt completly liekleh sins teh fambly seems 2 liek da ban. mah dad iz gud dad, but hims nd mah bruvvers r anti-cat…so he dint liek meh 2 luk at innernet picshores ob kittehs. meh… but awl da kidlets r followin da ban, so i iz nawt suffer aloen.
otay, um, nd mah half-hour is up…
Yur dad duzznt. . .laik. . .yoo. . .to luk at . . .cyoot kitteh pikchoors? {{{{ChocolateSamus}}}}}
Wehn ai think ov what soo menee “kidz ov today” luk at today, that seems so ultra harmless! Well, just come wehn yoo can!
oh J-pak, wuts rong wif dis pikshur?? Ai haz a sad…….. mebbe himz dad likes teh resslin or sumfin
Ai know!!! This iz just sooo peek EWWW liar!!!
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Ai FOUWND ICHC becuz mai liddle neffyews were luking at cyoot kitteh pikchoors.
Ai nebber wud hav dun it awn mai own!!
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This IZ sad! ;(
jus nawt mach cho??? sum peeps!!!
Ai think yoo got it rite! Must bee. TOOOO stooopee!
didja eber think that wi hazza “secret
sosyatee” ? wi b hidin heer unner da “commints”
ai neber realized haow different wi iz till ai b
laffin atta commint, an ai sayz 2 mai son-
(woo kumz heer awl da tyme)-
“didja c dis?” an he says 2 mi “no, ai neber read
da commints” !!! ai neber realized dat der b
mannee cheezypeeps woo jest lukin atda
LOLcats, an dey neber read da commints !
boi ! dey is missen da bestest part ob ICHC!
(from advisery peeriod a fyoo hours layter)
yeehhh… i r’member et wos mah kewl liddl
brudder nd himz frend dat introduced meh 2
ICHC. Dey is alwais n2 kewl innerntet stuffs.
dey doan luks @ et no moar, but ai duz!
after ai wuz innerduced, ai checked et every
dai fer funni kittehs, nd wehn de noo picshores
weren’t cummin in fast enuff fer meh,
i went bak 2 da last paeg wif happycat nd over
a fyoo daiz lukked @ ebery picshore untilz
ai had seen em awl. nd awn anudder
wunnerful dai, a sed 2 mahself ‘hm, whut
happenz wehn i cliks dis werd ‘commints’
bilow da funni picshore. wehn ai saw da fun
dat peeps were havsin, i wuz liek:
o.0
eventually i disydid dat ai wanted 2 joyn
da happi ranks. ai awlsew considdered da
naem ‘crazycatlaydiinwaiting’ but
ai picked “ChocolateSamus” bcos et ment
sumtin 2 meh nd wuz sew mutch moar teh
kewl. Dis commint is lawng, so i will not sez
wai i wantid 2 b known as ChocolateSamus
on ICHC, but iz a niec insyde joek
between me nd mah IRL frends wehn we
plays Super Smash Bros.
Xtriimlii feerse! An Xtriimlii Qte! Ai wantz tihs kittoon!!!
he looks like miii! but doesn’t smell like miii!
smellz like Polly Ester.
is relayted to Ray On ?
or mebbe
Sin Thetic
or eben Span Dex
STN
O these last three were CLEVER and funny!
Hat’s off to you cweenmj & jamamakitty!
ohai valesa!! fanque…… jus bein silleh!! duz yew has a link tew yer profyle on yer website sew we can inbite yew fur teh frens??
oooh nebbermind……..
we ish awreddy frens………. (mai silleh)
Haroo Jamamamamamamamama!!!!!!
(juss bizitin awn launch-thyme)
Schmooo 2 Schmammie
Hiya, hiya, hiya!! (Froggie teh Gremlin, ennywun?)
Oh mah Cween, is ah kold adn reigny Furzedai, brrr. Diffikult tu getz goggie owt teh dore tu uze teh “potty”… had tu plant tootsies furmlii onur tayle adn shub. Kitteh cumz inda hows wif dat luk ov “nyse weddar, HUYMIN, errrr”
It b overcast adn full huma~diditeez heer. Deh tempz b in deh 60z and 70z and 80z. not tu bad, but awlflee stikkee.
ohey smammie………… wuts noo wif yew?? innyfing gud fur lunch??? ai haz a hongreeeee
teh cween is prolly nommin sum gud suthren grits or sumfin!!! nuffin laik suthren cookin!!!
goggie gotz biskit (donut menshunn dat werd tu oar cween, shhh)
Pretty-cat gotz warmd boilt chikkin brest..
Mii, juss ah beri, beri hawt cuppa PG Tips Tea. Nawt feline happi ennuf tu eetz. Werk iz kosmik swirly bowl agin (stihl?)
{{{smammie}}}
ai wish ai cud makitawl beddar fur yew!
mii tu… house-sum-ebber, Aye du wut Aye kan. Adn noa, Aye mus emyl Mr. P. sew dat hymz noaz Aye haz nawt yet kwit inna fit ov fuzzration.
Juss tu let yew {{{{{Awl the Cheezfrenz}}}}} noa, habbin yew dere tu reed, ebben iffin Aye doan maek commintz, iz wut keepz mii sain (?…well, wut-ebber) onda bad daze. Lafftur iz teh bestest medisin, furr shore.
Scmooo…. oooooh, dotz….adn trundle bakc tu da salt mines…pleh.
{{{{smammie}}}}
Biskit?? Shud i gitz owt deh budder agin??
or teh sawsij graby??
Nooooooo!! both pinky-pads cubbering behine az Aye runz awai.
lub yew guise..C ya lader
nawt bees tew bad iffin yew can cubber behine with pinky pads
Jamama–u needz tu seeing dis, ifinkso u missinged it.
:snerk:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/11/11/funny-pictures-cheezburgers-require-assembly/#comment-494848
mosht exshellunt……… ai has teeers in mai eyes!!!
I was about to say, we already are friends!
:sigh: yew haz teh beddar memrie dan me
not really
I went to your profile and tried to request you, lol!
hee hee (ai resemble dat remark)
Ohai Valesa! Haow is teh wondermus Remy doing?
scuse me 4.5, how is yew tewdai?? ai wuz reedin valesa’s blog but ai cud nebber rilly figger out whut happind tew REmy….. plz tew splain if yew wud?
Ohai jamamama! Ai iz gud, fansk. Adn u?
Remy fell frum a fird-floor window adn borked hims bak. Valesa had to trai adn figgur owt wut wuz best fur hims. Wuz bery difficult decizhun. Seh decided to bring him hoem adn taek care ob him. Adn hims doing gud!!!
awwwwww fanks fur teh storreeee…… ai cannot keeps up wif ebbryting.
did himz push teh screeens out ob teh window? mai sis is always werryin dat her boi kitteh mite dew dat
that’s exactly what happened! he jumped up onto the window and the screen didn’t hold him (he’s a big 17 pound kitty), and he fell. It was heart wrentching
{{{remy}}} {{{{{{{{{{valesa}}}}}}}}}}
Remy’s doing good! He’s really strong! I found that when I wash him, he moves his legs a lot! So I’ve been washing him
he hates it but he smells nice and he’s getting a work out every time.
Oh, dat’s so grate! Ai send u bof heeling fots n lubs.
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
I has 2 ohf dese stuffeded kittehs-they eben has little pink toesies on their footie bottoms.
and a fierce! YAY! ROAR!!!
GMTA Upfi!
*giggles*
*offers annipuss a cawfee and muffins to go wif it*
Thx Upfi, Ai need cawfee!
we got starbucks coffee inder catering, ya wanmego and snitch ya some?
Yiss pls! Ai liek myne strawng, blakk an no shugr thx.
okay, cue mission impossible music……..and go
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*sneaks outta da shop, around corner, down stairs, accross trap-room, up other set of stairs, sneak around corner, sidle (took lessons from Nobby Nobbs) into catering.
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*nab cup…..examins cup, gets other cup, pours hawt, strawng, and black as midnight onna moonless night.
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reverse trip.
ooh, u iz gud sneeker…mebbe u kin gits meh appl joose? i never outgroes dat stuff! PLZ???!!!???
no apple joose, got sunny delight, gud enuff? I might be able to snag a muffin as well.
yaynom! yaynom! yaynom!
yaynom! yaynom! yaynom!
Thx Dan – dat wuz werf ur effertz!
How blak wud dat be, boss? Cuz yu gits moar starz on a moomliss nite. Stans to reezon.
starz may twinkle and luk perty, but they create minimal ambient light.
Nuffin compaerd to watt YEW can mayk, wif dose shiny lites, eh?
Waz just beein Harga 2 yer Vimes ennyway.
But blakk cawfee iz moar brownish, lyk nite heer in LA (or Ankh-Morpork I gess.) I lykes mine beige, like a luvly LA noontym skye.(takes sip)
<3 your Very Hungry Caterpillar avatar! That book gets heavy rotation with my toddler. It’s fun to read, so I don’t mind a bit.
N i nos hao 2 use it!
Ai r beeg ferocios kitteh
OMCC SRSLY!
Put ‘em up, put ‘em up…
GMNTA!
or shud it be
NGMTA?
What teh “N” fer? My brain is disfunc… dasfink… not werking tihs mornin…
I maded it up.
N = neerly
Well, both of our minds are great
, so I guess I like the first one better
But u just sed urs was not werking!
Do we need to take it owt and have it cleened?
Or purrhaps it iz an inv iron mental problum?
Nah. I’m just REALLY tired. We drove 600 miles round-trip yesterday to watch my daughter’s college field hockey team play in the first round of the NCAA Division III tournament. 11 hours of driving, 70 minutes of hockey. Oh… they won BTW. GO BURG!
U must reeeeeelleeeeee lub ur dottir!!! eezer dat oar u b a tru hockey fan…
Both of those. And a bit tetched in the head, aifinkso…
Nawt at all, Maus! Yoo ar being teh PURRRFEKT daddy, and yur dotter will NEBBER furget it!
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Mai parents awlwaiz came to ebree thing ai wuz in. Ov corse, it wuz usuallee nawt moar tahn 220 myols – but still. It iz wun ov teh moast important things a parent can doo fur a child.
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Ai had to sing in a Chrissmaz Eve serbiss wuns – in Bloomfeeld Hills, cuz it wuz mai job – an mai dad drove awl teh way there – to pik mee up an taek mee bak so ai cud bee hoam fur Chrismas – an that wuz about 240 myols – eech way. In teh olden daze – befoar teh freewayz!!
wuz inna show once, long tyme ago,
an my daddy says “when shall we come to see yoo?”
an ai sez “n e nite but da furst nite!” (cuz ai wuz
SEW nerbus!) BUT, nawt onlee duz he come da
furst nite, but himz brot himz fwend, da pro-fessh-
a-nal singer!
ai saw dem inna da aww dee ance, and went bhind
dem and punched him inna da bak!
himz wuz da lubly daddy- wish he wuz still heer- (sigh)
Duz hockey moms reelly wares liptsick?
Aio fink dat’s eis hokkee, nawt feeld.
Here haz teh big mugz of trplol strenf cawfees wif lotsa shugars.
cowardlee lolion standz up for hisself!
awww – yew dont skare mii kitteh!
sum snorgles wud maek yew nawt sew tuf, aifinkso
kitteh: den dey hasta b TUF SNORGLES!!!!! we maek tuf face wehn we snorgle!
iz otay – ai tink yew enjoi teh snorgles newai, eben wen yew maik teh tuf fayce adn akt liek yew do nawt want snorgles…
…hey you look familiar.
dis kitteh has ebil twin, mebbe?
Ai is top dog here – see
OMCC!!! WANT!!!!
Dis b a meerrur, aifinksew!
Akshuly, on sekund fawtz, dis b noes meerrur….dis b impoztur kitteh!!!!
luv dat skwintee eye – tew kyoot tew be intim…entym…skaree!
That is a priceless little face!
Heh-ulp! Mai eerz iz 2 big fur mai hed! Kurs U Ikea!
Gott teh kits (oar shud dat be kittehz?) mixt up
An teh tayl iz too liddle. Kneads moar wait inna rear az ballast fur teh eers.
but him iz sew kyoot liek dis!! pleez tew nawt chanj him
OMCC! A KITTEH IN NEED OB HALP! I WILL RESCUES…
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oh yeah… mah sooper powahs bin confiscaytid…
otay, kitteh i will halps u NEwai! but hao we fix ur eers…
me: we can yooze scissers?
kitteh: dat wud hurt – - DO NOT WANT!!
me: i can feed u growth-hormoen cheezburgers until u is biganuf fer eers?
kitteh: hm, yeh, cheezburgers — wait — growth hormoan?? DO NOT WANT!!!
me: otay, fine! dose is bad solushuns… i giss we will haf 2 call Ikea.
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(2 hrs later)
BOREDBOREDBORED frum tryin 2 reech Ikea! gah! i haets dis! but kitteh needs eers…
(gits an idea wile on hold)
waitaminnit… mah soopah powahs bin confiscaytid, but dis kitteh has soopah powah – - OF TUF!!!1!
(sinister sweet voyce) oh ikeeeeeaaaa… dis orinj kitteh wants 2 tak 2 yoooo…
(after 5 minnits of very lowd screemin in fone ikea agrees 2 send noo eers)
Yaaaaay! i dint need mah soopah powahs – - jus had 2 halp dis kitteh halp himselfs!
*hands cs bottlol uv emurgincee soup r powurz*
nau, u hazta prawmis mii yu will onlee uze deez inna murgincee
o-o-o-otay! whut emerjinseez wud dat b?
B4 dey wer confiskaytid, i yoozed moastlee 2 saev peeps
frum hedsplorts… dat is a gud emerjinsee!
nd i had heet vishun 2 maek cheezburgers kwiklee!
tanks fer da soopah powahs bak! i will promise 2 fite fer
awl cheezkind!
Oh hai, Cheezpeepz!!
Haz u lukkinged at deh Cheezpeepz map and wishinged dat u kud seeing awl deh peepz at wunst? But wen u klikking on deh kololoneez, it opuninged a new tab in deh browzer? Sew u had tu jumping frum wun tu anuzzer?? And did it bugging u?? But u didn’t wanting tu kumplain??? Well haz I gotz nuuz fer u!!
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U can b seeing awl deh peepz at wunst!!!
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I haz awlwayz ben able tu seeing dem awl at wunst, kuz i b creating dem. I didn’t realize u kud tu, but u can!! mebbee sum uv u awlreddy gnu dis.
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Heerz how.
Furst u needz tu haz a google log on. If u haz gmail, u awlreddy haz wun. If u duzn’t haz deh gmail, u will need tu going tu google.com and get deh google sign in.
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Neggst u needz tu sign in tu google.
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Thirdly, u go tu deh cheezpeepz map.
http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=44.412202,-92.823486&spn=0.847561,1.763306&z=9&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599
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On deh left pane it sez “add to my maps” — klik on that. Don’t wurry if u duzn’t see enneefing happuning….thingz b happuning at deh googlee site, not on ur puuuter.
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And now go tu eech uv deh Kololoneez mapz and klikk on deh “add to my map” thingee.
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Wunst u haz grabbinged awl deh mapz, sign owt uv google adn closing AWL deh map tabz.
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Den, signing bak into google and clik on mapz on deh top uv deh page. if u duzn’t seeing deh ‘maps’ link tu klikking on, find deh liddlol “more” thingee on deh very top line, klik on it and u will seeing deh drop down list. On deh drop down list, clik on maps.
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wen deh mapz page opuningz, u shud see a link labulled ‘My Maps’ in deh left pane, klik on dat. Now u see a list ‘created by others’ dat haz awl deh cheezpeepz mapz. If u check dhe check boxes fur awl uv dem, u kin seeing awl deh peepz at wunst!!!
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Enjoy!!
hail tu teh cween, she’s teh cween an she needs hailing…..
Plz tu not pelting mii wif hail stonez.
no, ur majisstee, ai wood nebur du dat!!! ai wood hail yu wif luv n happeh….
is et ok 2 pelt u wif cheezburgers nd cookies?
hehe joking
wud b better 2 pay cheezburger taxiz.
with hail then?
akshully I ar jus been clevah
I gibes you shmoos! cween
I ar in ur map
Makin it moar accurit
U not sayin much, mister
But I cud take ‘ya
Take ‘im ware?? Take ‘im tu
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Arkinsaw
Beach
Cheezburger Shawp
D…
Dinner
Elolgent tea shoppe
Fair wif noms and rides
G…
georgia
hawaii
indianapolis
j…….
Jamaka
Katmandew
London
M…….
Japan,
Kenya,
Liberty Hall,
Mennee plases
Nawt bad plases
Ober der
‘Puter stor
Q…
Q(C)atar
Russya, soviet
Scene of teh crime
tucumcari
uraguay
victoria
wisconsin
x….
Xanadu
Yellow seaz cruise
Zambia
Yay!! a full list!!
dans, dans, dans!!
I haz an offur u cant refuus !
No messin wif da big stuff
awwww yer abatar is teh cyoooot!! can yew see wif dat hat ober yer eyes??
tank uuu!
I dunno if u culd see wif dat ober ur eyez.. I doon tink so ^^
Lukin kewl haz praiys. N dis kays praiys iz bumpin ntu fingz.
OMGroflmfaoLOL this is teh best evar!
xxx
Why I eyes ya.
Popeye kitteh prepairs 2 fite Bluto…agin.
Ai hab a sillee kweschun fur teh halperz cheezpeepz…
Ai can hab fayvrit lolz on teh vowting payj, butz how du ai hab fayvrit ob sumfink dat iz on teh fruntpayj? Teh fayvrit buttun, ai noes c it ennywer!
Podcat, duz u hav fyrefox? ai unnerstanz frum sum uv de cheezpeeps dat dis iz a kwirk uv fyrefox. ai nawt sure if deres anodder wai butt u cud axe sumwun 2 favorite the lol den favorite it frum dere profyle aifink.
O ai fanx u bluesfan, ai do haz fyrefox so dat mus be mai prublem *sigh*
In dat cayse, sumwun dat is mai cheezfwend pweez fayvrit dis lol so ai can haz fayvrit?? Kthxbai…
ai wil fav. it fer u, den u goe 2 mai profyle & git it frum mai favorites. aifinkso dat wil wurk, let meh kno, otay?
ut oh, hang awn, ai gittin a message dat server iz 2 buzzy, ai cahnt favorite rite naow
ai promise ai will fav it later wen nawt so buzzy, kay? chek mai profyle fer it layter pleez
Too maneh comments, not enuff Aegis. ;P
i givin you the ol’ stink eye!
omg, kitteh tuff like pire-ate. Favourite….. WANT!
mai pointy enz r qwik
fanastik foto! Purrfct xpreshun.
U look aspicious to mee!!
must… not… blink… Augh! dry eye!
ha ha ha ….. lol lol lol lol lol
Dat’s funny. You don smell like real kitteh too me!
I gives you teh krazy eye!
ai wuv dis wun! dis iz mai faborit kitteh so fahr!
soo….howz can eyz makes dis ones a favurite?