Rare sighting #697
Rare sighting #697 A genuine unicorn cat!
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Ai haz nebber seed wun uv dem
wuns kitteh getsup yew wont seeum agin!!
O noes, u meen iz nawt a reel unicorn kitteh?
gulp……….. oh sry……..yesh Virginia, der is a santa claws!!!
an toof fairy!
An teh Eester Bunnee!!
dis kitteh may enjoy playing wiff Hashim’s Pegasus Kitteh! we koold has a whole mythologikal beastie party!
An mai liddle Uneek Orn taht cweenmj gav mee fur mai burthday, too!
oh yea! i remeber that nao! small enuff tew fit in ur paw! that was a great birfday party, awl ov cheeseland turned owt fur that wun!
O, Kool, Jan-Can!!! Dat beez a nyse gift (not jerman Gift!)
hurr magkic-stee teh queen beez nyse, 2!
eye hassa Bee-layted 4 yoo:
*gifts JCH4K a OLIPHANT*
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[kwiz 4 Jan, hoo winns awl my kwizzes: whut beez ann Oh-lol-fant?]
adn ceelin cat…
I tink i needz to meet teh Ether Bunny insted…heh-heh.
ish dat teh eebil eye??? ai haz a skeeerd!
is teh eye of mah Spooky-kitteh…mudder of teh Spooklets (Rudie, Pixie, Snowflake & Butterscotch…as firstboorn Spooklet Fox now has a hoem wit a neybur)
Aah! Dat otay den
Concatshoolacies on de tawp spot!
Ummm…..I iz noo at dis. What I s’poosed to do nao?
Thx! U juss did it rite! U can add an offur uv drinkiez, but dat iz opshunal.
Dinkiez? I can do that!
*rums away and comes back wif da shampain, sum cawffee, n sum sawft drinkz balanced on muzzle*
*trips*
*KRASH!*
Mebee nawt…
OH JOI!! Yoo ar doing it rite!!
Welcome, CobaltLion! Yoo ar cleelee wun ov us!!
*extends floofee whyte paw to CL in frenship*
Fanks!
*ingulfeses teh paw in a hyooge bloo paw*
I been watchin teh playce fer a while. I just nawt say much normalee. I haz a sneekee like dat.
Oh! Cobalt. Lion.
Ov CORSE yoo haz teh hyoog bloo paw!
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But yoo haz a wunderful funneh – so pleez com an play wif us whenebber yoo can!
O, I tri to, wheber I can. Eberywun heer looks lyke they haz a grate time.
Just haz to watch fur the boss…She has an even biger sneekee den I do.
Welkum to ICHC, CobaltLion! Iz a wunnermus playce wif lawts uv frendlee pplz. Ai haz to watch fur mah boss, tew.
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Shhhhh…. be bewwy kwiet.
shhhhhhhhh
*wisspurrs……..an wen yew is reddi if yew are nawt bloo we will halps yew sew we can awl goes tew yer profyle an inbites yew to be frens!!!*
YAY……… (oh sry, shhhhhhhhhhh)
Ohai ColbaltLion! welkum tew cheeseland!
* places Large chain of silver and saphires aroend CB’s neck.*
* Schritchs bhinde hims ( or hurs) ear*
Ohh those gems rilly bring owt da bloos n ur fur!
hmmmmmmmm jamamakitty plots……
sew iffn ai go wai an cum back as sumwun noooo ai can haz joools tew????
wail ai gesh nawt………..
U can has Jewels tew!
* reaches deep intew pocket of silk robes*
rummage rumage ah! heer u go!
*Puts light non-owchie clips of gold and emerald awn Jamamakity’s ears*
There! dew yew like dat?
awwwwwwwwww fanks!!! ai lubs dat!!
{{{PMu}}}
{{{{{Jamamakitty}}}}}
dats okeh deer! I cant kno how tew maek yew smile and happytail ifn yew dont tell me wut u want
Jools? *stands neer jamamakitty, trys to luk uninterested but ends up lukking hopeful*
OOHHH Gremlin wiff ur oranj fur ah fink you might like Jade b raclets fur each paw!
* reaches down and secures Jade braclets *
oh good! a purrfect fit!
Oh, princess mu! Yoo always noes jist teh rite thing.
*holds paws up, admyres jade bracelets*
Ooh, they is so shiney in teh lite!
*jumps and klaps and dantzes wit glee!* I haz teh byootee on meh nao!
{{princess mu}}
{{{Gremlin}}}
jamamakitty n gremlin duz teh happi dans ob joi an admires teh joools!!!!
oooh luuukie ebbrywun!!!!
* danse danse danse!*
Wellcom, CobaltLion and mai ai conCATshoelace yu awn teh grate scriin naim! Yul hav a lot uv fuhn hiir, noe baut adautit!
Ohai an mennee welkumz Cobalt Lion! Iv u b wuntin teh lotz ob cheezfwends dat r fild wib sweeytnus an sparkleezez u shud speekz tu cweenmj abowt gettin teh blooness in ur naem! Blooness is wondermuss.
oh noes, nawt teh uneeecorm!!
six ov seben ends iz pointee on dem.
7? fore feets, one mouf, one horn…. one tayle?
dish berry teknickel stuffs aifinkso!!
Re poyntee endz in kitteh mouf: Kitteh salive-ah can has meeny nastee jermz! My sissy has a byte on her hand frum hurr sweet kitteh (he kno lykes pedicure!) Silleh gurl knot goez 2 DR. until hand swill up and terns RED! I hassa glad that she nauw on teh aunty-buy-oktiks! Had tetris-shot, 2!
cat stratch feeber???
it exists, and not just in a Ted Nugent song. I know someone here who has been aflicted.
Did a fwee fur awl result?
LOL kerrykatz!
Ai gotted CSF frum mai owld kitteh manny yeers ago; she skratched mai fut and I hada hi feebur, and it gotted RILLY swoled up, and infexted…
do not want, axually. Pleh uv teh highest ardor.
and noe, nawt just a Sweaty Teddy sawng, eider….
exactly
Ai noes dis happins. Wen ai reskude Bubby, he bery sik an bitez mai hand an skrachees meh. Mai hand git fwee timez bigger dan shud beh. Had tu go to ER, shots, cast, pills…he bites meh nd gess dat he hit da bone awn mai hand.
Iz awl gud doh, he bery fat nd hapee kitteh nau.
{{turtlol}}
{{stagehanddan}} Yu noes ai kin nawt hep maisef…mai stranj brane, let meh show yu it
Not rare. I seen dem alla thymes.
Funny though. It’s usually after I has had tee martoonies…
tee martoonies?
Yup. Well guys, I is goin hoems. I has an exhausted from yesterday. TTFN!
Haz a gud rest uv teh day, Maus!
Haz a nice nap an yoo will soon feel awl bedder. It wuz a moast nobul thing that yoo did!
Ohai – I misst owt on ICHC yestiday. Wurks got inna way. Whut did teh nobel maus do?
Him dribed 600 mylez rownd trip 2 watsh himz dottur plai feeld hokkee. Dat’s farferlee deboshun anfink!
Wow! Whutta grayt poppa. Thatz alannah myles!
Dint see Maus eever….Missed u, missed Maus. Mehbe ai missed teh whole dai! O mai!
and sum of midge’s best?
can I have some of what you’re on?
Mii three!
Wat waz u drinkin?
driving obscenely long distances without sufficient rest will do it for ya.
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either that, or in Arkansas there really are 20′ tall cones of pink cotton candy leaning over the highway.
Ai aer glad Ai doan’t dribe in Arkansas – oar ennyware els, kum 2 fink uv it!
well.. if it was at nite.. and there wuz an ice storm.. it CUD luk like that!
I saw a nuclear warhead come out of the highway once.
but do not tuch him, or ebil will be releeased into teh whirld!
oops too late
Indeed……
Uh-oh… Ebil been un-leeshed upawn da werld? *Dig dig digs wif mah pointee ends ta mayke a sheltar* ^-^ Alwehs prepayered!
Nawt awl ebil iz sew bad, Leeza.
A littul smij of ebil, dat’s teh spice uv life!
Lyke in teh movie Legend, feechuring a verreh yung Mia Sara and Tom Cruise:
A fan trailer for Legend, curtesy ov YooToob:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oHt5k6HbkE&feature=related
ftw! I new someone wud get that!
thyme bandunts FTW?
Ai can haz unicorn snorgles?
….liek tehre aren’t alreaddy enuf pointy endz…
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i wants him
mii, 2, anna horsey-unikorm, 2! (ai LUBBS me sum hoarse-ee!)
Does this mean we’re all… VIRGINS?!?!!???
Yuppers!! Awl uv us.
Oh nose! wii no kan has kidlets!
Wur u imp… meen…. saiinj wii’r nawt?
zat meens we kin awl start ober???? oh boy oh boy oh boy!!!
Kitteh luukes liek hims shud haz liddul sparklees awl oaver hims,
wif mysts swyrlyng awl oaver hims, jes liek inna faireeytayiles; liek Raiynebow Brite;
Dat wuz fine until u sed Raiynebow Brite. Iz a cyoot kitteh. Ai wanna unicorn kitteh too! WANTS!
KK phun kwizz:
plz rayte teh flall-owe-wing in order ob lame-ityness:
1. Rainbow Brite
B. Care Barez
III. “My liddlol po-knee
four: Hell-low Kitteh
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(Ore in order ob lol-knee-ist, if yU purr-furrs)
1. Mai liddel po-knee
2. Care Barez
3. Rainbow Brite
4. Helloooo kitteh
5. Teddy Ruxpin
1. Ruddy Tux Pin
2. Mai Po Liddlol Kneez
3. Barelee Carez
4. Hollow Kitteh
5. Brain Bow Bite
6. Pabbage Catch Kidz
Oh hai, {{cweenmj}} Iz yur feets sore frum dans dans dansin awl nite frum da big 3000 partee? Mien shur ar. Den ai fallz sleep wif pointy partee hat on an almos putz huzbins eye out!
:snerk: U wuzn’t sposed tu sleep in d partee hatz!
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No sore feetz heer…..I b a well praktissed party aminlol….. I dansing awl nite adn playing awl day!!
Wuz skaree tu wakez up nest tu popeye dis marning..
well, shiver mii timberz!
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Ize strong tu deh fin itch
Cuz I eetz mai spin itch
Ize Pop I deh Say Lor Man!!!
Hmmm, mebee tu gib huzbin spin itch tunites…fur da bitamins, ub corse.
Um. I fink u has hit teh lame overload buttun wif that list.
‘Cept for maybee Helloooo Kitteh… I lieks teh anime.
Ahem. Hello Kitteh iz NAWT teh lame.
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Jes sayin…
We referz tu da cheep imitashun, nawt tu you!!
*Handz NS a chokklit martoonee*
Of korse not, deer. U noez wii lubz awl deh kittehz here.
*tossez rolled up bawl uv lumin um kross deh ruum*
Luk! a brite shiney objekt!!!
*runs aftur ball o’foil wif BIG eyez*
I didn’t notiss deh big eyez on deh ball uv foil!?! Ware dey kum frum????
Ai lieks pretty shinee fings…..*Luks lawngingly at wut cweenmj fownd* Luvs brite shinee pretty fings. *sighs* *chases after brite shinee bawl and bats it arownd*
Oh hai, {{KCT}} **joins in tu bat shinee bawl round da haus, batz shinee bawl unner a soffa nd shredz bottim ub soffa in xcitemint** Pleez tu mek nudder shinee bawl?
yesh,i can haz to say:
the Hello Kitteh makes me smilololol inexpliklolabley, er, fr sum raison; it just gives me a happy-
but dis is a well kept sekkrit. must keep up my cur mudjeonly imaj.
**dangles hello kitteh keychane in frunt ub CLG**
Ai wud says dey is all layme in der own wai, IMO, but… lemme see…
1. Hell-low Kitteh
Q. My liddol poh-knee
~. Rainbow Brite (nebber sawed it, but ai tinks it beh nawt-gewd)
*. Care Barez
U must nawt haz kidz if u nawt seen deh brainbow bite.
Ai wuz timpted tu tek da batrees aut ub Tedee Ruxpin wen mai dotter got him fur gift, an tel hers dat he be sleepins…forebber an ebber. Wuz gud momee nd did nawt du. Oh, dat boice!! **heers boice ebben nau, cubbers eerz, boice still der**
ore no tv– itz hard to watch those shos wifowt a tv.
an yu peepl forgot sum:
1. Stoopy shows wif bratty teenagers cawsin
destruckshun wif NO CONSiKWENSES.
2. teletubbies/Boobah
3. Dora teh explorer (altho this wun iz ackshullee watchabull).
Dem tellytubbys is skaree, aifinkso.
yU is jounger dan mii.
(my aje dated buy my lame-mity skale: let mii show yU)
{{kitkay}} Ai onlee noes da tellytubbys frum grandsun. Iz like woodstock fur kids….aifinkso. Wen ai hadz tu watch wif grandsun…ai heers County Joe nd fish in da windows ub mai mind..
Ub corse, ai meens Country Joe…mai retro mind, let meh show it tu yu!
Fish cheer, anyone?
unicat?
Awl catz aer yooneek
Treysure huntin’ kitteh sez: WE MAKES BEELIONS OF CHEEZBURGERS FOR DIS PIKSHUR!
Assistant kitteh sez: Uh, me faked ds fur yewz. Likit??
Treysure huntin’ kitteh: HOLY GOGGIE, SEZ WHAT NOW?!!! ZOMG, MAH MONEH! AND MAH CHEEZY GOODNESS!
!!! nyce!!!, Zac. roxin it owld skool
It’s a unicat!
DOH!
YAYZ fur teh unicat!!! ai like dat!!
… of the David Caruso variety
Uneekorn kitteh iz lubberly! Bee berry jentil and kwiyet, tho, or it wil runned away!
GUD GREEF!!!!
I just sawing dis on deh TV http://www.obamacoins.tv
Deh man hazn’t eben taken offiss yet!!! And dey b saying how he dun restored ower confidens, blah, blah, blah, blah.
ahhhhhh, izznt him amazin??? sigh………….
I think u needz tu ordering elebenty uv dem tu giving owt az chrissmiss prezzintz.
dont eben start…………… yew wud be inna poooor haus!!!
ai haz tew leeb yew fur awyle…………..fur teh commute hoam
ai will czeching on yew layter!!! schmooooo {{{cweenie n teh peeps}}}
Schmoooz toooo yooooz, Jamammamamamamamamma!!
O hai, mj!
yU beez in Texus now?
I mayded yU a erlee pressint
*rapps up baucks*
*hands qweenmj a boux ob possim-shayep chockayts, xtra large*
Oh Hai, KK!! Thank yew fur dhe nomilishuz chokklit possumz.
Wii b in Corpus Christi, gitting raininged on. Deh wind b blowing and rokkin deh howse…. mebbee it blowingz us bak tu Oklee homer?
Oh, corpse-us Crispy!
I nebber mayde it dat fahr—
got 2 Dallus, Text-us, butt denn I messed wiff it, and they kikkt mii out!
WANTS!
(I’s only has 200+ unicorn toyes, models, piktures, etc…)
WOW-SIRS, chessie!
yU can has JACKALOPE, 2?
JACKY-Lope has menny poyhtee-endz on hed
*goes 2 WYoming 2 gitz jackee-lowp 4 CC65*
Oh hai, kitkay! Dey haz dem in hai desert in Kalyfornya tu. Dis in Antelop Valee…da postcard sez Jackalope Valley. De cultural hub ub da state aifinkso!
Are nest dore goggies stil tu mek awl dat noises?
O hai, KK!
Oooo, jackie-lolope Vallee!
Ai beez in Torn-aid-oh Vallee!
I knot feline sew mush lyke killin my naybor, mush B a kwie-it weak 4 goggies (donat remynd mii!)
{{kitkay}} Wuz funee wen ai saw dat. **whispers** I sure dat ai nawt jinx yu.
I rote tu yu above in fred…ai noe springee chicken eeder! Iz okai, wud nawt trade mai older wizer brane fur ennyfing in da wurld!!
That thing becomes extinct once it moves. Too bad! So sad!
durn you for making me laugh…
A cute kitty and a unicorn?! It’s a little girl’s wish come true!!
and kittehs iz soe much kyooter tahn gotes… so iz teh bestest uv bof werlds.
Dis kitteh, haz uneek horn, aifinkso.
Great pic! HILARIOUS caption! kudo’s!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lol ;D
Kittehcorn!
Yes! Dat plezes me!
Uniqorn kitteh
has teh unconshus
due 2 encownter with tree falling in forist
taht he didn heer
Is it possible to see comments in not Lolspeak?
Pleez tu put awn dese speshul glasses…iz dat bettur fur yoo?
ai will report dis post tew teh cheese peeps……..disgusting………we duzznt tawk like dat hyer……. get the ……….. out ob hyer!!!
an donut kume bak!
I riting tu dem tu!! dis idjut haz gone gu far dis time. He haz awlwayz ben rude, but dis is tu much. Wii like tu keeping dis a G-rated site fur ower yung frenz adn ower selvez.
Heer, ai will opun dore fur yu…gwon nau…
{{cweenmj}} Iz yur feetees sore frum dans dans dansin awl nite? Mine shoor iz.