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ROUCC – Rodents Of Unusual Calorie Content?
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Mornin RD an congrats. We haz us a tye!
Congrats — ROUCC and Kawfee?
U can haz teh ROUCC, Ai’ll juss haz teh cawfee thx!
could we have an age limit to , say, people OVER the age of 12 to make these? cool
Da Catsa Vegatawean
“.. rats are friends not food .. rats are friends not food .. rats are friends not food .. ”
[Bruce the shark in Finding Nemo : "fish are friends not food"]
Oh blo teh dyet. Ai haz a hongree
Nooooooooooooooooeessssssss!!!!!!11
Rodents is FWENDS, nawt food! Cum, tayk teh kitteh and teh rodints and get urself off to teh ty bootique. Mabbeh teh snuggies have awlready arrived. Ennywun 4 a hawt drink?
Rodents Anonymous?
neuvo rodentia forlunchius
Rat onna stick — izznt that what the dwarvses eat in teh dawrf bars? Or izzit rats inna bun?
rats onna stick, rat sorbet, rat pudding,…..and strawberry tart.
although, I’d wager that if Dibbler got his hands on a rat, it would be in a bun.
There prolly ARE rats in Dibbler’s sossijes…
That wud rekwire a siriyus upgraid of his yewzhewal standards!
Hmm.. lets see if’n I can fix my bluniss to go to the rite akkownt.
Datz bedder! Shud hold intil teh neggst upgrayd.
AK-TEW-ALLY, (OOPS) ak-tew-ally (thats better)
the prezents ob rats n C.M.O.T’s prawduks would
b at leest sumkinda meat- asyoo say, a seereeus
upgrade of hiz usual provender
I love you for Dibbler references
Yiss plz, Ai need 2 hab lossa hawt drinks – yesserdai Ai had slite ohaipurrfermia!
*Kwickly maykes annipuss a nice cuppa tea and gets teh chocklit bickies out*
Here, sit down, rest a bit and have a drink wif me. Unless u has to dash off to buy noms. Dat has priof … pro … dat cums furst.
Yiss, hadd 2 go owt 2 bye fud!
Oooo but tweat yuo self ikle kitteh….iz neerly caturday after awlz!!! iz havin rat-a-tooeey!!!!
Oh Hai, lolwannabeee!! I haz a map nownsmint tu hanging heer on yur relativelee hai spot. Hope u duzn’t minding. Speeking uv deh map… if u sending an emayo tu cweenmj@gmail.com i will putting u on deh map, tuu!!
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Oh hai, Cheezpeepz!!
Haz u lukkinged at deh Cheezpeepz map and wishinged dat u kud seeing awl deh peepz at wunst? But wen u klikking on deh kololoneez, it opuninged a new tab in deh browzer? Sew u had tu jumping frum wun tu anuzzer?? And did it bugging u?? But u didn’t wanting tu kumplain??? Well haz I gotz nuuz fer u!!
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U can b seeing awl deh peepz at wunst!!! I haz awlwayz ben able tu seeing dem awl at wunst, kuz i b creating dem. I didn’t realize u kud tu, but u can!! mebbee sum uv u awlreddy gnu dis.
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Heerz how.
Furst u needz tu haz a google log on. If u haz gmail, u awlreddy haz wun. If u duzn’t haz deh gmail, u will need tu going tu google.com and get deh google sign in.
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Neggst u needz tu sign in tu google.
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Thirdly, u go tu deh cheezpeepz map.
http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=44.412202,-92.823486&spn=0.847561,1.763306&z=9&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599
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On deh left pane it sez “add to my maps” — klik on that. Don’t wurry if u duzn’t see enneefing happuning….thingz b happuning at deh googlee site, not on ur puuuter.
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And now go tu eech uv deh Kololoneez mapz and klikk on deh “add to my map” thingee.
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Wunst u haz grabbinged awl deh mapz, sign owt uv google adn closing AWL deh map tabz.
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Den, signing bak into google and clik on mapz on deh top uv deh page. if u duzn’t seeing deh ‘maps’ link tu klikking on, find deh liddlol “more” thingee on deh very top line, klik on it and u will seeing deh drop down list. On deh drop down list, clik on maps.
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wen deh mapz page opuningz, u shud see a link labulled ‘My Maps’ in deh left pane, klik on dat. Now u see a list ‘created by others’ dat haz awl deh cheezpeepz mapz. If u check dhe check boxes fur awl uv dem, u kin seeing awl deh peepz at wunst!!!
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Enjoy!!
OOOooooOOOhhhh! i hazza a woohooo iz ventshullee awn teh mappy!!! iz lonlee tho bein teh onlee peep frum north eye r land!!
Mebbee now sum moar kum owt uv deh woodwerkz? And den u kin haz deh CheezeeMeetz!!!
Make dat
I is noe fwrom eireylan butz mai grannyparents wuz frum a farm souf ov Dublin an mai daddy wuz possedly born ona da boat in 1926 on de way ovur here (ai noes..ai am teh olds kitteh) so he becomes automatic citizen of US cus was inna teh tree mile border (on teh altantic oshen). Yay!! ceptin they took teh “O” offa are name. Heres a pint too yu lolwannabeeee
awww fankies lovcharliecat!!! i tip mai glass to yuo!!
Oh hai lolwannabee. Ai thot there wuz sumwun else, too – in north eye r land. But – ai can’t remembur hoo it wuz. Sumwun awn mai frenz list. Ai dont THIINK it wuz yoo. ‘Did yoo eber speek ov this wif mee??
Hai JKH4!!! no i dun finkso wee speek bowt dis befour – dat duzzint meen we diddnt tho!! Ai no i awlso hassa fren on mai list whoo bee frum dublin in southurn eye r land but shee no bee on teh mappy yit! i must git her awn der so i can has a eye rish fren to bee eye rish wif hehe
ohai, lwb! ai wuz luking atda map yestidai, an ai says tew maiseff, ai says ” hhmmmm-why wi no gotz da fwends in ireland?” awl da irishers ai knoes gotz da gud sensahumore, aim shur dey b laffin atda lolcats der- why dey nawt heer on da map?”
and 2dai- presto ! der u iz !
welkum tew LOLcatland !
faith n begorra !
Akchoolee, teh kitteh lukks az iffn him finks dat teh ratty smellz reelee narstee!
bbq sorce ficks deh smeel.
and ficks teh tast =)
Sometymes ai see yor ritings and dont unnerstand thems. halp a snuggly octopus? wat is ficks?
Fix!
Woops.
Me blushedy blushed all over.
But… Ai doan’t liek BBQ sorse!
Terree-yackie sorse purrhapse, den? ^-^ Eef onleh fur da smeel.
I seaz u has fund de rat-shupped rehmoht covah. Has bun in lundry piel fur months, right nuxt ta teh stunky socks
iz qwiyte a kyoot remoht covah
Kitteh sez: “Ai muste nawt eet teh mowsees, Ai muste nawt eet the mowsees: mowsees bees mai frends; yuu duz nawt eet frends: iys nawt nieyce………..!!!”
Tehn afture sume moar pohnduryng, kitteh rekonsidures, adn…………..
BYG LUNGE, SWIPE, GRABBITTY GRAB, MUCHES DRUULYNG………..
Wif a iynstint kwikniss, yuoomin remooves sowrce ov tehmtayshun;
Kitteh ar reduceded tuu a kwivering wrekk……
(pore guiy-needez gushyfuud!
Wot a riveting read u rote, cck! Ai is glooed to teh screen!
Pfft! Ai reyfoos tu luk intu teh fays ob teh roden…yur sakrifyse is inad….inaduq…unadaq…b noes suffishunt, hooman.
Yay!!! podcat!! u haz blooness!!
*dans, dans, dans.*
Yer ai does! Ai awlredee does a teh blooness dans but ai does it ‘gen faw u mj *blooness dans, twistee, shakee*
O bai teh wey, ai sendeded u a fwend rukwest. Ai iz habbin a pwoblum wid teh map – ai can sees maiself on teh mastur lizt but nod on teh ackshul map???
Ai finkz ai b needed teh halp ob yur majikz mj!
U b on deh TTI (teeny Tiny Ingerland) map…. u will haz tu klikking on dhe TTI marker and den klikking on deh link inside deh commint tu taking u tu deh TTI map.
Love to eat them mousies . . .
Mousies what I love to eat!
Bite they little heads off,
Nibble on they tiny feet!
–Kliban
eww, cool but eww
Dis maus Habs a Flavah!
i cud lik heem al dae
mebbe jus a liddle nibbul, nobudy nowtiss liddle nibbuls ay. anybudy asks i is jus piersin is eahz faw joolry.
ahm a joolerin all ober mah lunch nao…
NomsfeRATu
You are way good this morning, Rodney!
thx
’tis onlee pro-teiins, kitteh! Nawt 2 worryz!
Teh Furst Annual ICHC Plz To Nawt Be Nomming Teh Rodintz and Uther Smawl Kreechurs concert gitz orf to a rocky start . . .
But teh kitteh in pic is heroically resisiting.
Gud morning, Gremlin. Did Mr. Gremlin get hiz test results bakk yet?
Ohai, b-in-b! No, he did nawt heer bak yet. So he will kawl them today or tomorry. Yu noes hao doktors is – hurry up and wayt! (I figures if teh test results wuz bad, they wuld hav kawled heem by nao – but hoo noes.) He is feeling gud, tho. And today he goes bak to wurks. Thanx fur asking!
So gud he is feeling gud, Gremlin. Iz hoping teh test resultz r gud, too.
{{{{{{Gremlin & Mr. Gremlin}}}}}}}}}}
Dis is NAWT sancshuned by teh FAPNBNTRAUSK committeh!
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“Furst Annual Plz To Nawt Be Nomming Teh Rodintz and Uther Smawl Kreechurs” Consert.
Which I has full confidense that u, maus, will support wif a nommy, er, munny donashun sinse u cannot attend…
How about 50 gallons of slightly stale President-elect Debriefing Fluid…
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U were going to debreef teh P-E and changed ur mind?
Or were you going to debreef teh VP-E and changed ur mind?
Dis pikky iz prolly an egg-sample ov desense…de sinssity…mayking nawt so quick to obey teh sense ov attack. See, kitteh haz been hypnomitized to perceive a bad smell ebbery time a rodent iz near, so it finks “Yuck!” and duz nawt want to nom.
ohai BiB!
sry, I can’t call u b in b becaws that makes me thing uv mushyrooms.
Anyways… I has a hope that teh
propagandagud informashuns we has been giving owt about not eeting ur rodintee frendz is havving an effect!why duz b in b make yu fink ov mushrooms?
Prolly becuz B in B iz (waz?) a brand uv canned ‘srooms.
Broiled in Butter.
Oh, fanky teasel. Canned ‘shrooms nawt so gud. Fresh ones yu hunt in teh woods and cook yurseff — fantastic.
Sew true, BinB! Canned wuns r teh pleh! But I members teh tiem wen u cudn’t by freesh wuns inna stor. An ebentho Oregon haz lots uv ‘shrooms an ‘shroom hunters, Iv awlwais bean askeered tu pik mai own……do nawt want teh poysin wuns!
Yesh, yu shuld take a class wif sum Oregon mycological society and go on field trips wif dose peeps. Sum prime edibles, like chanterelles, my faborites, ar easy to learn nd donot haz close poisonous lookalikes. And it gets yu out in teh woods.
And u can grow yr own shiitakes and oyster mushrooms and maitakes and eben lions mane bery eesily frum kits. Fun to watch dem grow, and delicious to eet.
http://www.fungi.com/kits/indoor.html
Ai thot EBREEE edibul shroom had a Poysoness ekwivalent?? But ai do luv getting out into the woods!
y’all can have mah share, not a big fan on fungus.
but, Dan, u b a fun gi!
but they make be a bit green in the gills
“fun gi” snikr!!
OW!!
*heddesk*
U has an allergik?
Dats 2 bad. But there r worse things to be allergik to!
Kittehs comes to mind furst for some reason…
i not like teh shrooms eever. like teh idea ob tehm, sownd very tasty sawtayed in butter an serbed on a staek, but wen it comes to eetin tehm… pleh.
Mai sistur Pyzi iz just laik that! She sez ” It’s FUNGI!!” an won’t eben trai!
mmmMMMMM!
I can has bof ur shares?
I was working in the studio for a local radio sports program (pretty much means I got to spend friday nights in a little white room and listen the the Weatherford Kangaroos (I’m not making that up) get thier teeth kicked in) and was getting grief from the talent about my aversion to fungus.
*during commercial spot talking to talent on an away game*
“Dude, if I want fungus……..I play with my toes…by the way you’re on the air”
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Thier reaction to that revelation was broadcast. Vengance was mine.
bwaha..haha
Dan! You are a BORN story teller. Somehow – darn!
Ai’ve bin missing so much for the past sebral munths – did yoo eber tell us hao yoo got into yur purrrrrfeshun??
oo! story time during teh day!
*gets popcorms*
Fanks fur teh linkie!!1!! I iz sew eggssitd nao. I iz gonna grow mai pnw mushrooms!
Wot a gud idee! I lukked fur wun an the Oregon Mushroom folks habe 15 field trips a year! Iz gonna join! I lubs teh woods. An teh Pacific Golden Chanterelle iz teh OR state mushroom! Sea, I lernd sumting dis morin fanks tu you, BiB! Awl haz tu bee sendin yu sum ‘shrooms inna spring!
O Yay! teasel! You wills enjoy it. Mushroom hunting peeps be inneresting peeps. Most yu do nawt want to eet, but they be so inneresting and beyuutiful.
*deep sigh*
I miss the pacific norfwest mushroom hunting.
ohai, Janet, sum wild edibles haz poisonous wuns so close yu haz to take a spore print or sumfing lyke dat to tell teh differens, and I nebber takes chances dere. But otters are eesier to learn and distinguish. Iz impawtant to take an id class or go out wif really gud identifiers and nawt rely on teh field guides alone.
Meeshigan iz famous for teh morels…
I iz purddy shur I don wanna eet ANY mushroom hunting peeps!
Wear didz yu lib in teh NW? Iz der no mushroom hunting wear yu libs nao?
Dat waz spoz tu bee
Sowry BiB, Teasel is rite.
I has something at werks blow up in mah face.
*still towelling off*
I LUVs the shrooms!
And if u has to get canned, B in B is not too bad, ackshully!
teasel, yu r rite, donut want to eet peeps!
I libbed in the Seattle area fur a while, and lubbed it.
Here where I am, it duzzn’t rain so much, musroom seasons nawt so clearly defined, so mushrooms dont get so big nd r harder to find. Different habitats, different mushrooms.
Oh! nd eben teh high end grocery stores here dont haz all teh good mushrooms that teh pacific norfwest stores haz.
*sighs, missing Uwajimaya’s, Central Market, teh Whole Paycheck Market in teh Roosevelt district, and otter great Seattle stores wif gud mushroom supplies.*
*helps skwirrlgrrl wif teh towel, hands her nice mug ov mixed cocoa and cawfee, wif sprinkling ov cinnanom*
hopes teh rest ov workday goez beddereer for yu.
Wii don hab dohs stores in Salem, but yu can get gud wild mushrooms eben heer at teh one hi-end grocery dat we hab…..an teh natural foods store haz dem tu. In season, I lubs tu git a bunch uv different mushrooms an maek mushrooms soup!
Fresh shrooms fried in budder! Teh YUM! Ai did a lot ov shroom hunting where the hills were alive wif mewsik wehn ai wuz living in Salzburg.
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mai wunce-upawn-a-tayme finace eben purrrrposed to mee whilst we werer msuhrrom hunting.
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We were awlwais looking fur Eierschwammeln, (Pfifferlinge) – but ai dont know waht that iz in Ingerlish! Maybe Upfi knows. SHIRLEY Upfi knows!
Dose are teh chanterelles, my faborites.
Did yu luk for steinpilz (aka porcini or bolete), too?
purrposed while mushroom hunting? Hao romantikel.
Proposed whyl mushroom hunting – wow! Verreh neet!
Mah Grem and I always luvved teh fresh mushrooms sawtayd in buttah. We wuld slyce them, and cuk them, and nom them!
*nom nom nom!*
Fank U leeza-b, Ai haz a scairt tu comes outta teh wall on dis lol.
Yu r safe here, West River Rat. Yu among frenz here.
*stands tall with paws owt in frunt of West River Rat*
No nomming teh rodintz! We haz sayf harbor heer!
*luks feerce*
That wuz a feerceness in *purrtekshun* uv teh west river rat. Just to klarify . . .
Lulz “remember diet” Rotfl! Nice Capshun!!
I will nawt eet famblee members.
I will nawt eet famblee…
Famblee shud nawt be so tempting….nom.
rattie sez – u smelt it, u delt it!
dis b a test uv deh mergen sea lolwannabeeee blooness res q skwod.
dat werkt.
I haz a puzzled.
Omaigoshhh!!!! iz eben manijd to confuzzle cweemj ha oh dis bee bad i dun no wots i bee doin rong but its sure iz sumfin!!!!! oh cweenmj iz sorreeeee!!!
Iz cuz iz eye rish innit????
*SooPURR syze mii*
GSOML
lol this is pretty dang funny!!!!!!!!
I think the rat just has really bad breath.
arghh – not ratz 4 dinner again!
I no eat de mouses I wan to fwi so eatin de mouses make me too fat to fwi. cats wike to fwi
P.U. U has cheeeez breaf!
Ok, you can open yur eyez nau.