peeing in shooz iz ammacher stuff
peeing in shooz iz ammacher stuff i maekz dem late for workz!
iz ok. alarm clok kitteh will still waek u up.
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Mutsh moar suttul
congratulations on nawt secund
how to celebrate?^^
A gud awld cup-uv-tee fur me thx!
Ai iz drinkin Southern ised tee. Wud u lyk sum?
Iz 2 cawld heer 2dai fur ised drinkies Ai need sumfing hawt thx!
Ai has dark chocklit hawt chocklit mix.
Want mi 2 mix u up sum? Ai has marshymellows….
Dat sownds gud, thx!
o can I has the dark hot choklit?
which brand does U use
*pourz steeming mug (beaker in TTI?) of hot choklit, Pruvian blend wif spices*
We can haz mugz an beekerz – sum peepls fink dat beekerz aer mugz wivowt handulz, but teh dikshunree sez bofe teh saem.
OoooOOOOooOOOO Can ai haz a beeker ov thei Pruvian hawt choklit bldn wif spices? Sound sooo gud. An ai dint know taht about teh beekerz.
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ICHC iz awlwaiz SOOOO edumacayshunal!!
i thot beaker is what one uses in chem lab
an mug is what U drinkses coffeh from
iz troo, but i can haz seen chimists drinking frum teh lab beakers. mebbee sum o em has a short life expektansea if dey drinks frum da rong beaker, tho
Moast peepl in TTI sai “mug” fur drinks an “beeker” fur teh kemists glass fing, but sum do yooze “beeker” wen dey meen a larj cup.
Wen ai heer teh wurd beeker, ai fink ov teh glass fings uzed inna laboratoree. Ether dat oar teh syentist guies’ halper awn teh Muppet Show.
noes CLG iz mugzez heer in TTI awlso. A beeka iz teh plaztik glas lyke faw teh kidzez. Ai iz ownly allowd teh beakerz, not teh glas, cuz wid ownly haz teh poors an awl ai iz clumzee wit teh glasez an braykz dem…
Plasitk?? Beekerz ar awnlee plastik???
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Ummm- can ai chanj mai mind?? Can ai haz mai Peroovian Chawklit in a mub? Pleez??
Oh NOOOOEeees!! Do nawt be putting it in a mub! Reelee! LOL! Ai’d much purrrfur a mug.
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Nao ai haz a tyred! LOl!! Oar maybee at leest three cups ov prrovian hawt chokilt!
well, there can has “mud” at bottom o mug if yu duzn’t stir it. srsly. akshually lists “fiber” content on teh nootrishunal labul.
What the heck do any of these comments have to do with this picture? I see a kitteh playing with a clock!
I have given your comment all the attention it deserves and have come to this conclusion:
You have an intuitive grasp of the obvious and completely
out of our league.
Please accept our abject aplolologies.
*snerk*
oh, wayt… iz not nyce to be laffin at teh newbees… iz ok- sence iiz jest teh lerker…
Oh, crud! We must not have seen your rule book!
*pours steeming pEruviaN blend hot choklit into Mozart mug wif Handel shaped like an eifght noet (semiquaver in TTI?)*
Wun uv deze ♪ wiv an eggstra liddle flag? Dat’s a semiquaver aifink. (Lawng tiem sinse Ai lerned myoozik)
Semiquaver? Isn’t dat wut Guinness Piggeh’s bin dooing laetlee?
*snerk*
Wudja sai CLG? Ai got sum eerplugs in. Herd there mite be sum yodeling…
you are correct.
i see dat i ment “quaver” for eifth noet ♪ (one of those) .
a “semiquaver” is a sixteenth noet.
*rummajrummajrummmaj to find 16f noet*
↑↓→§↨→§↨↑↓→▼”#$♂▬!,7B)3=☺▼§
nope, can’t find one…
)3=☺▼§♀♪►☼♫♫▬§↑↓→↨▬! ▼”#$♥*♥o♥i)3=☺▼§634>☻♥♥
ratzenfratn, where did i put it???
@=>?A♠♣u☻♥,7B!▬<2(
Yoo shur can haz a lot of things, tho! Ai hav no idea if ai hav things laik that? An ai dont eben know where to rummaj!!
i are rummajing in the cabinet unlokk’d by teh
Fn and Alt button held down while poking around on the keyz wif bloo on dem
Sounds laik a lubberlee mug! Doo yoo hav odders laik it?? Oar similar?
well, i can has onlee wunMozart mug ( i hadda nutter, but Mozart’s visage gotted wash’d off after a few yrs). I finkso waz a gif which wuz recycled frm a premium frm donashun fr Publik Radio donashun.
U can has!
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http://www.musictreasures.com/Household/Mugs/22863.html
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Nawt Mozart — but teh handel izzin teh shaep uv a note.
Grate find NS!!! ai’v got it bukmarked!!
Ai heered dat dere is a mug dat sez, “Hold me, I am a fermata,” wif a pixsher uv a fermata, but ai hasn’t been abel to find wun.
Ennybuddy noes hoo sells dem?
ohhhhh. i see.
Hyacinth Bucket always makes the neighbor take a “beaker” rather than the RoyalDoultonwithHandpaintedPeriwinkuls, and it looks like the neighbor (wotzhername) is using a mug. Can beaker refer to a plastikal mug? or mebbee i just not seeing it so well, akshully on my 23 yr owld TB? (we jest got the converter thing and it is a bigBIG pain to use, but i aer not gonna fork out munnies fr a new TB unless i gotta)
Phillpe d’Mug????
sownds like a carakter from a dark n stormee!
okaaaay, but you hazn’t had enuf???
Phillipz d’ mug Again fr my fren Janet
ai finkso ai needs moar kawfee o lait tewkeep up wif awla yew guys!!
BWWHAhahahahahahah!! ROFL!!
*wypez aies*
Thanks! *sip sip sip sip*
neber herd a “beekers” till Hyacinth sayd it. she
gives naybor ladee da “beeker” butit has handles,
and duznt LUK plastic- oh well, shee iz in TTI-
a starnge land were da cars haz “boots”, and
“bonnets”, and ppl think
flashlights b “torches”, cakes b “gateau”s, cookees
b “biskits”, ham b “gammon” and mayonaisse b
“salad creem” !
Akshully teh salud creemz iz divrunt tu teh mayonaysez…wee haz bofes!
Awlso teh gammonz b divrunt to teh hamz sumhowz, ai iz not kwite shores abowt dat wun!
TTI iz a starnje land doh, wee iz teh bery starnje peepulz.
Taht may bee kwite troo! But we lurves yoo to deth!!
Becuz – sum hao – yoo awl manaj be bee much cyooter tahn we ar – az a jereal peepl, ai meen.
elebenty million burgers for teh twining tendrils fur dis whole sekwence!
nom! fanx i wuz finking i wuz talkin too muches!
Oh noes! NEBBER can yoo bee talkin too muches!
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Yur tawking iz awlwaiz mewsik to ar eerz!!
Oohs meebeez ai iz rongerz! Mai famurwy awlwayz cawldz teh itteh plaztik cupz teh beakerz…but keepyin up teh apeerunsez an annipuss mus b ryter.
Har naemz wuz Elizabeth aw “Lizzy” ai finkz Hyacinth cawlded har.
Ai can haz cup ob tea in RoyalDoultonwithHandpaintedperuwinkuls?
Heer in Cheezland iz sayf to handel teh mostest spensivist chyna wivvowt borking it! (I haz a clumsy IRL too!)
Yay, maw fingz ob gudnessez abowt teh Cheezland!
Dis playse b so fulz ob sunshynez an sparkleezez XD
here, you can even has teh RoyalDoulton wif da handpainted Sweetpeas!
An ai am teh verre prowd owner ov menee byootiful silk
sweetpeazs. Enuf to maek a booquet awn there own.
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Pichoors coming soon to an ICHC thred neer yoo.
*clapz tendrils in glees*
i waz hopink the faux silk sweetpeas would be enuf to foarm a lil bookay to reminderize yu of all teh luv we can haz fr you hear.
Did teh floarizt inkluud a little ornj kitteh floof, too?
Noooooo. . .but Whskers browt mee a liddle stuffed oranj ktteh whn she dame. An it iz so cyoot an sitz rite heer bai mai pewter! So ai can see it awlwaiz. ‘)
Mai liddle dikshunree gibs “Larj drinkin cup” az deffy nishun fur bofe beeker an mug. Beeker can be a plastic fing, yooshullee wyder at teh top and no handul.
Thank yoo, annipuss! Mai beeg dkshunree iz a mai hause in town.
But ai guess tath meens taht nermallee, we shud drink out ov mugs!
Ai mayde disishunz tu luks it uo in mai big “Collinzez Ingurlish Dikshunree”…
Mus b divrunt in TTI tu teh U S ob A cuz it gibs teh eksampull “a plaztik beeker”
Mai Chambers dikshunree sez dat a beeker is a larj cup oar a plastik tumbler. It sez a mug iz a larj cup yooshully silindrikul.
Suttl kitteh iz suttl!
Congratz awn ur nawt seckund, annipuss!
Wat does dis wun maek, elebenty gazillionth?
smrt kitteh!
Iz daylite savings tiem agin?
The big hand’s on the 8, the little hand’s on the 7, the paw’s on elebenty. So… what the heck time IS it?
Tiem 2 nom uv corse!
Gud eyedea!
**Noms awn sammich hur bowted foar lunsch**
Ai dunno. Ai has 2 has clok wif nummers awn it sew ai knowz wat tiem it iz.
Oh, an it haz 2 be BEEG nummers too, sew ai kin see dem wifowt mai glassiz.
Mai neersitedness, let mi show u it.
*Squinks at rhsb*
I khows whut you meen. I’m so neersighted, I has trubble hearing without my glasses…
I meant:
*squints*
*sigh*
dat’s better than
*squirts*
Ewwww….
**backs up a littlol, jes in caes**
Ai dunno, ai kinda liek “squinks” – maybe across between squint n wink?
Izznt dat wut kittehs do wehn tehy luuk at u wif dere eies haf-clozed?
oh and tehy do that when they is sayin ‘I luv u’ in kitteh langwidge, rite??
Dats wut ai heered.
mah yogi kitteh sayz I wuv U
by biting meh!
squinks make me smile
Maus, r ur fingurs dyslexick?
Apparently…
I dunno, *squinks* sounds liek a useful werd!
It must meen something!
GMNTA!
but ob corse!
Sinse we is teh same, we has teh same NGMs!
“skwinks” Ai am gonna uze it henceforth!
Agreed! Aifink dat *Squink* shood be een da lexi… lurxi… dat-reeleh-beeg bewk-ub-werds!
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Squink (Skw-ink): Naon: da kombehnayshun ub a “squint” an
a “wink,” furst used bai Maus in da yeer 2008. Vyrb: Da acktion ob making a squink at sumbwon.
Dat’s why you wear da loud clothes?
*heddesk*
my stratery let me sho you it
strateegery, erm strtatgr,, my ebil plan
*snerk*
wot could go rong? dey looze da job, den day stay home wif me. and feed me gooshie fuds. adn nip.
datz wot goggiee sez
*sound o poodul snikerink*
*goggie drooldrooldrool*
*snikcerKACK*
snikerink & drooling not werk so well, akshully.
@@@@@
Now THAT’S Ebil…
Kitteeh revenge – steelin yur thyme.
an yer parsleeeeeeee tew!!
Whut ’bout teh rosemary an sage?
Dint tehy awl go 2 teh Skarborow Fare?
Wich iz held teh week befoar teh Taint Fair.
LOL!
Ai wuz wunnerin abowt teh Taint Fair an wuz gonna axk Dan abowt it latur.
um… ackshully…. I was debaitin wether to say something abowt this.
The, ahem, teh er.. ‘taint’ can sometimes be used to refer to a certain part of anatomy… and I don’t wanna elaborate further, ‘cept to say that I’m not shure if it’s gender specific, and teh ONLEE reason I knows this is because I lissen to teh Bob and Tom radio show in teh morning sometimes.
So, a Taint Fair… um, well, I iz not shur that’s a grate idea, ackshully. Well not for ICHC anyways. Altho I has a curious abowt how Dan wud react to ur question….
So much fur ur “sheltered” lief!
I tolled u I herd it on teh radio!
Um… do U know what Iz talking bowt?
Nope – nebber herd ob dis meeing ob “taint”!
Wut iz teh Bob & Tom show?
I nebber heard dis eivver
*she sed, wif a curisoity*
No, ai dont eether! Nebber hurd taht befoar.
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Purrhaps we awl haz led teh sheltured lives???
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Maus! Maus wud know!
I jess googled…’tis teh perineum.
aifinkso……. we can haz teh King County Fair hyer……… ai will goes dare
I fink yr right. Hence origin of taint meaning contaminated, I spose.
Or eben teh All’s Fare in Luv and War?
Or teh Faresee Doats adn Dosey Doats?
Eau d’K, teh Bob and Tom is just a morning radio show, Ifinkso it’s sindicated (sIZc), dat plays on one of teh stations here. They has a website too, I has never bin, at bobandtom.com.
Sowry guiz if I has rooned ur innosent view of teh ‘T’ Fair.
agin.
Um, BiB.. from teh show I got teh meening as, ‘taint one or teh otter… of teh 2 fings itz btw, dat is.
But – wee cud just ignore it!! Ai’ll be nawt wun purrson it 200 hundred – oar mabye eben elebentysum – knows taht!!!!
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ai say – let’s just continoo awn az befoar. Knowlej iz a fine thing in it’s playce – but yoo don’t awlwaiz hav to pay it attehshun!
Whut a wunnerful philosohy, JCH4K!
okays Janet!
Maybee ur rite. But if l’il ol ME wif my sheltered life noo it, I was thinkin it was fair-ly common knowlidge.
Imagin ME knowing somethin that most peeple don’t!
ok u can quit laffing now.
But yoo were lissening to taht Bob n sumthing show – an the rest of us dint!
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But leeza-b! Yoo ar teh silleh! To mee, yoo seem to know SOOO much about so menee things tath ai dont know!
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an yoo ar so kwick an funneh! Yoo ar GRATELEE admyred, yoo know!!
*sigh* awlllllRIGHT,
anatomically, it isn’t one or the other, it is between them, and isn’t gender specific.
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in MY CASE it is a contraction of it ain’t, ’tain’t would be the proper punctuation, if such a thing is possible. the lolspeek translation taint.
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it is my sincere hope this helps to clear matters for those whom it has become, murky.
BTW, thanks, blonde in bloo! Ai haz a grate respekt fur knowlej, but menee taims, it iz best just to ignore it!
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“a Plaice fur ebreething, an ebreething in its plaice”
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Hmmmm. ai wunder if Philippe wud agree??? Az a reel sinetist. . .We shud ask.
*blush* fanks Janet!
And Dan…now teh offise is wundering wot made me LOL!
Somehow I just knew u wud know…
An yoo haz unmurked it byootifulle, O Dan ov stage.
and to think, obscuration is one of my primary talents
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I’ve been accused of the ability to break an anvil with a rubber hammer. I’ve considered having business cards made up “Have Rubber Hammer….Will Travel”
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and just see who gets it.
Ai knowded teh “nawty” definishun ov teh werd, but wuz tryin 2 behave heer.
YOo noo it too! LOL! Where hav teh rest ov us bin???
rhsb! I shudda noed, u being an ebil minyon and all!
♫♫♫
My Taint Fair is a great Taint Fair
Don’t miss it, don’t even be late
♫♫♫
Just don’t eat teh food. It’s prolly tainted.
az fur the alturnate meanink…not going there. nope.
must’nt give in to temptation
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must rezzist….
An – we ar awl curious (ov corse)!! Since WEEE dint know waht it ment, just hao cum yoo doo???
evil, mean, nasty…….pick a descriptor.
Hmmmmm. Ai purrsonallee wud pik. . .yoo ar too cyoot fur werds!! ;0
not to fergitz da roseMary and saje…
♫remEMBEr meEEEEEE to one who libs deeeeeeeeeeeeeeere…
she wunz waz a troo luv 0 miiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnneeeeeeE….
an tarragon………. always gettin leftout!!
tarra not gon. Ms Skarlet reskewed it frm da carpebaggahs.
oh noes!!! ai hadda feline der wuz a gud lion in der sumwair
H’ray tew teh shop’d livah gril!!!
an cilantro
an oregano
okay, we needz a list of herbs & spices
that got lefted out 0 teh song Skarboro Faire?
Allspice
Bergamot (mmmm ErlGreyTea)
Cilantro/corriander
Damask rose petals
E…
edamame
fennel
GARLIC!!!
h……
ErgonomickalPeppermill ground peppercorms
Fenugreek
Greek Oregano
Hungarian Paprikahs
I…
hmmmmmm (wuts wif awl deh greek stuffs???)
horseraddicio
imitation lemon peel
jamaica jerk seasoning
k…….
Kewmadon
Lemon peel
Marjoram
N. . .
kurree
limes
mace
n..
oooo Greek fud is da good. speshullee in Crete.
Lawry’s Seasoning Salt with
MSG
Nutmeg
Oreganoes from my gardn
Pikuling Spices
Q…
Quinine?
Red pepper
Sesame Oyl
Turmerick
U…
kippers (hehe)
lemongrass
marjoramumum
n…
…….wail la de da…..ai purrfurrs mai greek fud in Santorini
nutmeg
oregano
papreeeka
q…….
. . .well, la de da, ai laiks main in Athens an Sparta! LOL!!
*wayting fur further “la de da’s*
wail la de flippin da
how bout on Rhodes?? de colossus be servin!!!
Well, la de moar da! Hao about Monemvasia – oar Mysra??
http://www.greecetravel.com/peloponessos/mistras/
LOL!! “We ar awl Sparta-cuss!!”
ai can goes??? ai needs me a gud trip!!
hey, jamammakitty, they want me to go to Nigeria…wanna come?
(i aer teh skerredy cat 0 Nigeria adn no can haz munnies, so not to wurry)
ARRRRRRRRRRRG we can has reached the dratted 200 break.
i hates ithatesit hatesit…
shakes fist at Werdpress…
Yes! Yes we duz! m
Oh, woooodn’t taht be loverlee???
U????? Ummmmm Ai gotz nuthin!
well, i googul’d it and came up wif some sorta medisinal herb:
Una De Gato :Uncaria Tomentosa
Yoo. . .yoo googled “U?” LOL!!! Ai . . .ROFL!! Again! Yoo ar just toooooo funneh today!
Gud enuff! Sew we contintewz…
Vallilllilla
Wasabee
X-tra strength Valllillillilla! (I lurvs me sum vallilla….)
Y…
whale, i not googled teh letter “U”; dat mite take a mite too much thyme. i googloled “herbs alphabetic” and went frm dere.
OH! LOl! Maeks much moar cents! yoo will be verree rich sum day!
gud!! iffn herz be rich we can haz gud trip tew Greece!!! Crete, sparta, santorini, rhodes, mykonos an sum ob teh udder wuns tew!!!
Yaay!!! Luk out, awl yoo Grecian peepls! Heer we com!!! The Cheeian peepl ar wn teh way!!
Cheezians!!! Iz waht ai ment, ov corse!!
Cheeans…. I had a vision of a crowd of peepl covered wif sprouts…..ROFLMAO!
Oh, uh, sowry sweetpea.
I guess maybe they cud be ur relatibs.
Aneeoen eber heer PDQ Bach??? In “Teh Seasoningz” der’s a sawn calleded “Taragon of Virtue is Full” – teh wole fing iz teh funnee. “By teh Leeks ob Babeelon” sowndz teh sad, but second lien ob sawn gos “ee ii ee ii oo”!!11!!!
Ai havn’t hurd taht in AGES!!!! Iz there a YooToob of it??? SEW funneh!!
Teh stoopy computer at wurk donut hab teh Flashy fingy, so ai canna heer it heer. (!) Butt a serch showeded Iphthejinia in Bruklyn adn Teh Stohned Gest. Ai hasta lissen wen ai gitz teh hom.
???? Suddenlee – ai just saw sum streeks ov lite flashing throo tek skiez – an loud humming sounds!
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Ai think deer Mary O’ haz just saved uz again frum an Alien Invashun!
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{{{{{Mary O}}}}} Awlwaiz there wehn needed!!
de nada, Dame Janet. i aer glad to do my part
♫….deep forest greeeeeen, parsleeeeeeeeeeeesayj, rozemeeeeerrrrreeeee adn thyme….
yesh, dat will dewit ebbrytime!!!
*ahem* i feel a yodel coming on….
*fingurdrummings*
*wayting fur teh yodel*
*givs janet a look*
pashunz, pashunz, you can’t hrurry an artiste Divah, like moi.
♫Una De Gato
Uncaria Tomentosa
Upland Cotton
Upland Cress
oh, wait. datz not da werds…
Dere wuz Uva Ursi (bearberry) onna Wikipeetia list, but it’s fur peein’, sew not reely a spyce.
Hay Leeza! Maybee cud be gud fur Thelma??
*goes off to googul*
O Noes! Dat make u pee MORES!
♫ High on a hill was a lonely goatherd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo0000000000000
Loud was the voice of the lonely goatherd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo000000000000000000000
Folks in a town that was quite remote heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo000000000000000
Lusty and clear from the goatherd’s throat heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo0000000000000000000000000000000
[EVERYBODY NOW!!!!]
O ho lay dee odl lee o, o ho lay dee odl ay
O ho lay dee odl lee o, lay dee odl lee o lay
*joyning in*
O HO LAY DEE ODL LEE O, O HO LAY DEE ODL AY
O HO LAY DEE OLD LEE O, LAY DEE OL LEE O LAY!!!!
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Whooooo hooooo!!! That wuz teh fun!!
Iz this a drill or iz there a real alien invashun?
Or BOF?
Ov corse it wuz reel!! but ar Mary O’ iz awlwaiz awn top of things an tuk care ov teh post-haste! Tehy wont be bak so sune, aifinkso!!
tree chairz 4 yo-dell sawng an danse, JCH4K!
Billundy-lebben 4 “Der Pahter” by Rill-keh!!
(ai issa a liddle bee-hind on meye ICHC contribeaushuns!, saw yer nayme, habben’t taughk 2 yoo in 4ebber!)
(O hai, {{{{{Cheezfrens!}}}}}}}}})
*KK goez bak 2 Amazon 2 rite reevues*
(must ketchup on my “Vine” reevew riting…..)
OHai kitkay! A misses yoo wehn yoo ar nawt heer.
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An Yes! Yoo ar a liddle behine! but – taht wuz such a grate pome1
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Doo com bak soon, OK???
*running fur teh ear plugs*
tew keeps teh eerwurms out???
hee, you awreddy bin infeckted. teh eerplugz just keep em in yr eer, adn creeeyate a moister enbironment wich heps em grooooooooow!!
counter attak!!! (hmmm mus find pikshur ob kitteh attackin a counter
)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50Qo62s8QNg
hugz jamamama wif tnendrillz. i lubz dat eerwrum.
♫sweet pea…
Awww!! Taht’s soo Sweet. . .
@@@@@ heh!
Den ai ripz up awl teh t.p.
no wate kitteh! no paichek meens no gushifud!!
need no halp wif that kitteh!
I can be late alllll on my owns!
Mi alsew. Ai haz teh ober-sleepin fing daon 2 an art form!
hit snooze buttun-zzzzzz
hit snooze buttun-zzzzzz
hit snooze buttun-zzzzzz
an sew awn an sew awn into infinitee….
ai had to put a box over mai alarum clock. mai schatzie kept stepping on da button dat turns off da alarm. ai slepded in twice befor ai got da box.
Iz teh sayme fing ebery moarnin: Mai alarm goes awf an ai still sleepin. Dadcat hollers up teh stares, “U goin 2 werk 2dai?” An ai hollers bak, “Ai can has choyse?”
and now, I has 3 kittehs trying to get me up, along wif teh clock.
But I still manages to hold them all off!
Ditto!!!
But kitteh, ifn u do dat, u mite nawt get gushi fuds awn tiem!
Ohai gues!
Ai posted tihs awn cheezfrenz, but alsew wantid y’all 2 see it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FmcKBdEJ_U
Ai jes wantid to say “FANKS” foar awl ur lubs an support durin tehse crazy tiems uv mien.
AI LUBS U GUIES! <3 <3 <3
awww {{{{{rhsb}}}}} dat iz wundermus! Splort warnin doh, e1 put awn CHRGs & HGGs!
srys splortage potenshul~~~
Aww, fanks rhsb!
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MAJOR SPLORT WARNING!!!
Fank yew, rhsb.
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I lubz u 2!!!!!!!!!!!
OMCC!!! Taht haz awl mai favrit pickchoors awn it! Hao did yoo find it???
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{{{{rhsb}}}} THANK YOO – so much – fur putting it heer fur us to see. Ai LUVS it!! An yoo, too!
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glad yu rn’t unner teh bed so much ennymor…
Aw, I luvs it! {{rhsb}}
And I sekkunds teh noshun.
Cheez-peeps, thank yoo for bein mah frend too. Yoo kin always kownt on cheez-peeps to be ther when yoo needs them! When yor hart is borked, or yoo is havin a tuff day, ther’z only wun playce to go on teh innertoobs: icanhascheezburger!
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Yay, wurdpress. Yoo noes hao to hork up a posting and mayk a person look teh stoopy! Mah redundancy – let me show yoo it, LOL!
Teh felines is hart-felt. (And that goes dubble, I guess!)
Ohai, I writed yoo a reply, but WP eeted it!
rhsb, that’z so kyoot – thanks for sending! {{rhsb}}
I wanted to toss in mah 2 cents as well. When yor down and trubbled, or yor hart is borked, cheez-peeps will always be ther for yoo! I noes this too frum eggsperience. {{cheez-peeps}}
Oh, hao ai knows waht yoo meen, deer SIP!! These peepl were soooo there fur me when ai needed them moast!
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Ai am about to post teh pikchoors ov mai gorgeous Bouquet II – but nawt heer – this fred iz alwfreddee way too big!
Ai weesh sumwun wud tel mai kitteh bowt dis, ai mush prifur teh laydnus tu teh peeing in mai stuv! Wun tyme har peein in mai bed O.O an i had ownlee jus bawt nuw doovay! Har nut does it faw tu b meen, har does it wenz har iz a strezzed kitteh, we had jus mooofed howse soes har wuz missinin awl her fwendz an teh mowsee huntee gwownds i imajun.
{{{Podcat}}} Poor stressed liddle kitteh!!! But – waht iz this “stuv” she bee peeing in?
Fankz Janet u can haz wun bak {{{Janet}}}
O har haz fownd lodz ob playses tu pee when har haz been stressed – teh baffmatz, teh towlzez, teh rugz, mai bagz (ya reelee, mai bagz). Afta har peein in mai bed, har peein on mai feeonsay’s wurk trowserz jus bfaw him had tu leeve fur teh wurkz! Him b bery bery upsit!
ohai podcat! sorree 2 bee gittin seeriouz but haz kitteh bean cheked bye de v-e-t? cud bee peepee trakt infekshun?
Well, ai too haz a deer sweet kitteh hoo suffers frum the “ai ar stressed so ai will pee rite heer” syndome. Ai think there iz sumthing nawt dangerous taht yoo can put in their fu oar water – to relax them – but ai can’t remembur waht it iz.
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Purrhaps sumwun heer knows?? Enewun out there know???
Hai bluesfan! Fankz faw teh wurriez fur mai kitteh {{{bluesfan}}}. Har be fyne akshully, wuz ober a yeer ugo dat we moobed howse an har be ownly peein in teh aprowp…aprupr…in teh ryte playces nowz! Part frum wenz it wer bunfire nyte an har not wunna b goez outsyde cuz ob teh naztee ebil firewurk bangeez!
Bud we catshez har in tyme an kwikly maydez teh lytta trayz up an den har peein in dat fankfulee!
o, dat is gud 2 heer. ai cahn unnerstand kitteh bean fraid 2 goe owt wif fyrewurks splodin & awl. Mai frend haz a kitteh dat, wen it gitz mad at her, it duz pooo awn her bed, blargh! nuffin fisiklee rong wif kitteh, iz jus a sorta “ai’ll sho u” type uv fing.
*ankshusslee hoping someone will know*
*tired of wiping up kitteh pee outta teh closet*
Hai skwirrl, ai yoozed teh majikz of teh googleez an dis iz awl ai cud fynderz:
“Ask your veterinarian about giving a tranquilizer to the cat to reduce stress and possibly help reduce destructive behavior. A comprehensive dietary supplement designed for animals exhibiting nervousness, hyperactivity, anxiety or responding to environmentally induced stress is also available from your veterinarian.”
wen mai rascal kitteh wuz peein on teh wallz ai tukked her tew teh v-e-t an itwuz hyperthyroid……. causes sum unushual behabior (an teh nastee odor tew)
For yeerz I hadz the diji – dige – clock that not the circul kind, and my kitteh liked to sit on top of it, and the two buttonz to press at the same tiem to change the tiem were close togedder, and mah clock was allwais 10-45 minuts fast, but I nevvur knew eggsackly how much. Den every coupla weeks I would setz it rite again. Was funnee.
Ai tryed 2 a-splayne 2 Josie taht mahm has 2 werk so hur can gets munnies 2 buy fuds, but ai nawt fink ur graspded teh consept.
Mine, neither.
pfft… ai nawt knead kitteh tu maek me layte fur stoopy werk!
Ohai GP! Waht izzit taht yoo doo??? Yoo shud hav a fun job, an then yoo wud luv going twerk!
Gud job ai yooz mai mobyle fown az mai alaaarm…kitteh poorz b noes so gud fur chaynjin dat………………..*snerk*
Ohai Janet! Rite nao, ai has a stoopy, STOOPY projekt… pleh! ai issa riting twaining matewial fur teh Ministry of Justice inna TTI.
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eet shud be teh phun but teh cibil serbice is teh stoopy sumthymes so ai has a sad. ai feels liek a dansing munkeh rite nao
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Hao is yu aneewai? ai has nawt seed yu for ebber!
issa bit liek werking fur LCB – Dans GP! GP!!! DANS!!! No, nawt liek dat! Du eet rong so ai can blame yu layter!
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btw, ware issa LCB? ai has nawt seed hurr fur AGES tu…
Ai dont know where she iz – but she wud nebber go away far wiffout saying sumting.
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But she wud haz a GIUNT sad if yoo were to go away. She’ bin having soo muches fun wif yoo! It wud bee laik lozing a best frend. Believ me, ai know,
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Two ov mai bestest frenz hoo used to bee heer – just aren’t enemoar. An ai misses them soooo much! *sniff*
maybee u cud be maikin it phun bai maikin up sum noo rulez fer de Ministree? sumtymes dey bee sew stoopy, chainge ebreeting sew it maikin sense? Twain dem rite!
dey nawt let meh chaynge aneefing! ai tells yu iffn ai had won cheezburger fur ebbery thyme summedy sed “well, dat’s hao wii has awlways dun eet…” ai wud has… liek… elebenty bezillion cheezburgers bai nao! adn wen ai ses “yesh, but dat is teh stoopy adn eet dus nawt werk – lukkit, see NAWT werking” dey juss sai “Dans GP, DANS! Juss du whut yu issa towld so wii can blayme yu wen eet nawt werk inna few munfs”
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sry, ai nawt meen tu rant… ai be feline butter inna Deesember, aifinkso… eet shud be finished bai den.
“feline butter”?
*narrows eyes*
That bedder be butter for felines to eat, and NAWT
butter made from chasing felines until they melt.
o yesh, issa butter fur mayking teh feline sangwiches…
Naow, wher iz dat Smammie?
Iz u werking for teh Ministree of Silleh Walks GP?
ai weesh! issa Ministree ob Stoopy Projekts rite nao!
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eet maeks me has teh sad… aifinkso ai go awai adn nawt cum bakk unteel ai is feline funneh agen… ai can leaf yu in charge ob the “Plz tu NAWT be nomming teh Rodints” beneefeet consert, skwirrlgrrl? fankies.
oh noes.. dat bad????
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I will duz my best if I has to go it alones, but Ifinkso it wudn’t be rite to has it wiffowt u!!
Oh noooooooees GP!!! Plz donut stai awai! It iz perzaklee when u is feline sad taht u needs to cum heer n be wif ur frends!! An wii needs u!
Yussa gots it bakkwards, GP. You stays HERE until you feline funny again. Teh funny’ll come bakk faster here.
Oh noes!!! do nawt be going away. This can bee yur happee playce – an yoo dont’ hav to bee funneh fur us to enjoy yur companee!!!
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Yoo can just bee heer wif us. Shurlee yoo hav notissed taht ai am nawt verree funnee at awl – nawt laik so mennee heer. an it duzzn’t stop mee from being heer.
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YOo can just relax – an bee heer. An wee promiss taht no wun will bee nomming yoo.
Janet u r too funneh!!
and wot u sed up above, dat goes bof ways… u know SO many things about SO much!
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:blush: aww, yu issa awl so kynd tu sai dose nyce fings… aifinkso ai juss lerk fur a dai oar tu den see hao ai feels…
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adn rite awn cue, wii maeks ober tu hunnert commints adn teh cheeze melts! pfft…
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Purrrrrhaps yoo just don’t know hao much fun it haz bin having yoo heer!
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Teh Ingerlish type ov hyoomor – we ar awl parshul to it!
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Yoo prolly dint kow SJ (Martoonie) – awlso originally frum Birmingham. Wun ov ghe funniest peepl EBBER! But tehn she wuz blokked a twerk – an can awnlee com awn weekendz nao. Sumtaims.
OoooooOO NOES!
Blokked at werk!
My biggest fear… dat is it!!
*tendrils twistygrab GP’s ankuls to pullllll ‘im back*
*reelreelreel*
if you resists, we may have to engage the tendrils 0 doom;
you have been warned.
Aw, GP — plz to nawt going away. Yew haz awl kinds uv aminuls dat kin commizurayte wif yew. Ai noe werks fur teh guvmint, but ai duz werk fur a larj korporayshun & dey haz teh saem “…but itz alwaiz bin dun liek dat wevver it werks or nawt” ideeyuhs.
Itz in teh naychur uv larj institooshunz wevver guvmint or nawt, aifinkso.
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Yew iz teh amyoozin, GP — eben if yew izzint feelin funneh. Fur sum reezin, teh werds “duz yew haz a tayl?” keeps poppin into mah hed & it maeks meh gigglol ebree tiem!!!
{{{Guinness Piggeh!}}} Aww… ai has a sympathee. Ai knows how dat feels to hab da meeneh soopurbisors (ackchewalleh eckstrapolayten an itteh bitteh bit becawse ai has da prowfesszorz who dew da sayme ting sumetymes an eet maykes yew jus wanna skreem: “Do not want!”). It is nawt-fun!
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Aww, ai nose yew weel dew well awn ta projeckt, an yew weel get dat funneh bone bak sewn. Eet jus be annooyeeng tew has tew deel wif annooyeeng peeps dat dun wanna werk wif yew. Ai hopes yew dun lurk fer lawng. But eben eef yew dew… Ai’ll keeps da kittehs awai frum yer Guinneh piggeh lurkin-spawt. ^-^
{{{{{GP}}}}} Doan go awai! Ai be gud!
But ov CORSE yoo shud com heer an rant! Wai nawt??? We can haz teh lots ov sympathee – becuz – ai, maiself – an cweenjm too – an ai dont know hoo awl else – am a retyred federal gubbermint werker!
So don’t gib up!!
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So we knowz in jeneral egg actlee waht yoo ar going throo. Purrhaps nawt teh sayme job at awl – but. . .nawt so much different, ai am shur.
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An fur sumwun wif yur brillyant mynd an awl yur creativitee – ai’m shur yoo offen suffer gratelee.
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Ai offen ranted against teh “THIS IS STOOPEE an it DUZZNT WERK! An WUN taim, ai akchullee wun!!
Ennybuddy else getting “Server too busy” notice?
Ai iz!!!
Ai gotz it – lukz liek maibee we borkeded teh WP??
Adn duz dis meen wii wonta gitz teh nxt lolkitteh in 10+ minnitz?
Hei, bee nicey 2 meh. Dis mah firstie on fwont paeg!!!
Concatchumalyshuns, Melanie!!!! It’s a gud wun!!!
Akshoelii it wud bii bettuhr, kittoon Qteness, tu mayk tehm ERLII fur wurk. Yu getz moar gushifudz taht wai. (Moar munnees=moar gushifuds!)
that is soooooooooooooooooooooo cute:D:D:D:D