invisible waltz partner
invisible waltz partner
u iz gud. u musta hadz lessonz.
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1-2-3 Klonk
sry, kitteh. iz not yr fawlt i gotz 2 left paws
kitteh tries to teech me again
1-2-3-twurl
KLONKKKKK! sry
And fur ower frenz in deh Auntee Podez:
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Wunst a jollee swag man kamp ed bai a billee bong
Under deh shade uv a kool eeba tree!
Adn he sang az he kampt adn way ted till hiz billee boild
Ewe’ll kum a walt zing Matilda wif mii!!
Walt zing Matilda, Walt zing Matilda!!
Ewe’ll kum a walt zing Matilda wif mii
Adn he sang az he kampt adn way ted till hiz billee boild
Ewe’ll kum a walt zing Matilda wif mii!!
Hao nis off ewe to be translatin aour ubber nashnul amthem for lolspeakers yr maj.
My kidlets ewes tow be singining
all sing tha tilda.. actshully, prolly still do be singing dis away
mai bershun ob secund last line gose watcheded insead of kampt, but each famblee singers theys oun bershun.
Mai i aks wut brings on dis burst uv ant e po dian nashunulismm?
Kthxbai
Oh hai, HH mum!! Dat wuz deh furstest waltz dat kaminged in2 mai feeblol mind! I b a knee kwal opor tunna tee waltzer.
And sins I b in Texas, I’d bedder singing dis wun, tu.
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er, make dat wun, tu, tree!
♫♪♫♪♫♪
Wen wii dans tugezzer
Mai whirlldz in dis guyz
Itz a faireee land tayle dat kum truu
Adn wen u lik at mii
Wif doze starz in ur iiz
I kud waltz akross Texas wif u
Waltz akross Texas wif u in mai arms
Waltz akross Texas wif u
Like a storybuk ending I’m lost in ur charmz
Adn I kud waltz akross Texas wif u
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My hartaykz adn trublolz r just up adn gone
Deh moment dat u kum in vu
Adn wif ur hand in mine deer
I kud dans on adn on
Adn I kud waltz akross Texas wif u
Waltz akross Texas…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dc4cL0IuKD8
**swoons** will yu git amarillo bai morning? **swoons agin**
But is clearly a tango!
fur doze ob yew wif teh curiusiteeee………an wut kittehs duzznt hazzit
A swagman (also called tussocker) is an old Australian term describing an underclass of transient temporary workers, who travelled by foot from farm to farm carrying the traditional swag. Also characteristic of swagman attire was a hat strung with corks to ward off flies.
Particularly during the Depression of the 1890s and the Great Depression of the 1930s, unemployed men travelled the rural areas of Australia on foot, their few meagre possessions rolled up and carried in their swag. Typically, they would seek work in farms and towns they travelled through, and in many cases the farmers, if no permanent work was available, would provide food and shelter in return for some menial task.
Pretty much what we called tramps or hobos. They kind of disappeared with the arrival of WWII but before that they would come to the back door and ask for something to do and Ma would give them a sandwich. I think she was kind of scared of them but put on a brave face.
us hobos is onna noo lolpik…………ish beerrry cyoot….be shur tew titen yer chrg before yew cum ober!!!
{{ladymondegrene}} wen ai wuz yung..mus hab bin yesterday…we libbed in bery smawl town. Weh wud hab to dribe to bakersfeeld for da big shoppings. Der wur lawts ub trains der. Wen we wud git stopt bai tranes, mai mamma wud mek a game ub it. Hoo ebber culd count de mostest men dey sees in da boxcars winz da game.
Not ur falt CLG… kitteh is not keepin teh beet.
How to waltz in 3/4 time wif 4 feetzes??
ooooo like dis?
pats in triple meters wif left paw, and dupul in right.
is wun of my party trix.
Ratzafratz! Wp dint leik fur me tu sai sweetpea iz a sho offee pee anno playur iz wy she can du trix.
Darn! wanted to make this a favorite but the fav button no there! WHERE DID IT GO?
such disappointment.
Duz u haz fyrefocks? teh favrit buttun duzn’t werk wiv dat.
Is DAT teh problum!!
Hmmpph!!
I finullee has a nolluj! I has wunndurred abot dat.
I added it to mine kittyboo, u shud be able to snatch offa my profile.
Ai haz juss notisst dat nowun offerd u congrats awn bein top uv teh brayde – so Ai do dat naow. Ownlee an ower layte!
oops………
……… wut wuz we finkin???
YAY SP
not too wrurries:
i wuz dizzy banzing, er, busy danzing!
wut teh…………… yoo cannot haz teh imposter….yer did, ai seez it!!!
giglololololol heehee
jest annex spearmint!
:::big sigh::: yew musht hab tew mush time onyer hans
Wun, too, free.
Wun, too, free.
Wun, too, free.
Twurl!
an dip and dip an swirrlee swirlee
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ai muss goe ly daown naow…
o HELO KITTEH! join me in da GMTA waltz?
*luks hoepfulz*
*snif* *snif* *snif*
*sitz alone in da corner wifout danz pardner*
*Grabz deh ten drillz uv doom adn startz walt zing*
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wun, two, free,
wun, two, free,
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Away wii goez!!! dansing adn gliding and twurling and spinning!!!
*reeches fur sweetpea’s tendrils*
Wun, too, free.
Wun, too, free.
Wun, too, free.
Twurl!
Ai neber noeded dat plantz cud dans so bery well!
jamamakitty puts arm round sp, cweenie & NS…………… an twirls n twirls oops just twipped ober teh tendirl~~ klonk
ooopz!! u ok jamamama????
Heer, i help u up. Sitting in dis chair a minnit adn kollecting ursef. Haz a refreshing chokklit martoonee….fur medisinlol purposez, ov korse….
:hic:
**wispurrs tu nightshayde** Be karful ub da tendrils….
I finkso, wii mai tear deh ten drillz apart!! *cryz crock o’dile teerz at deh thot uv deh ten drillz uv doom being rent asunder*
Wud be a sad fur dis tu happin wen da tendrils ar dansin sew hapee, nawt payin tenshun….
U haz not ben attakkted bai dem, oar u wudn’t b saying dat!
I forgots tu add dis…;)…ai seed wut dem tendrils can doo!
kk4, still purrfektin da smily fings…ai gunna du dis gen tu see if happins.;)
; )
Ai dun wif dat one.
i finkso you just has to make sure dere is nothing “touching” the semicolon or the close parentheses, and no space between the two.
just curious what this does ;(
Dere iz a list in WP FAQ cawled “What smilies can I use” Ai haz printed owt teh list
Iz post tu bee winky eyes…ai has printee aut frum da cween, mai big shocky eyes face gets dere, but nawt kin du da winkee won. Ai tried tu do space tween, nawt space tween, iz ok doh, I shall use my fabrite, and sez
**wink wink, nudge nudge** or jes use mai wurds, ai nawt sew old to nawt member mai wurds. **sighs** if ai tryz tu make sighs, mebbe will turn owt tu beh rude gesture!
**whispers** Wen ai wuz in skool, compooter wuz big jiant masheens wif reel tu reel tapes in dem dat took up a hole room. Den da ebil robots wud kums owt of dere. HALP!!
oh yesh………… ai merember itwell
{{jamamakityy}} I seed yu der, haz sum confoos bout mai stoopy compooter…
how fings witchu?
Ai tells CCR bout da play date…she’s a crackup. Mebbe if dis won gits tu crowded we can tawks on un dat has nawt sew much posts on…
or nawt payin teh rent!!
oooooooh! i hazza happi!!
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*danzes elegantlee-dis only happ’ns on ICHC
Niec job, Ms Tendrils!
duzn’t tredd awn ur toez!
mebbee new flag fr teh CoLolneez: a rampant kitteh with the phraze “Don’t tred on ower toes kthnxbai”
(sorta like teh snake wif da “Don’t Tread On Me” that those rebels in the Merry Can Coloknees had, but cuter. with a floofy kitteh.)
hah, lissen at dis :
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/rampant
okay, i aer eezily amus’d. nebbermind
Mai ohai skool badj wuz a lyon rampant. Ai still haz teh hat wiv teh badj awn an Ai leff 51 yeerz ago!
ooooo. can we see it? wannawannawanna see it!!
ai cudden get past dis part
“a rampant growth of weeds in the neglected yard” an thot ob teh tendirls
*ahem* i aer not a weed.
but then, i mow around milkweed in the lawn, and leave the jo pye weed in teh gardens fr teh flutterbyes. And they rewards me wif dere presents, most beeeyutimously, so mebbe i not the right purson to define “weed” or neglektid yard”
noes, yew is nawt a weed……….. jus finkin ob teh rampant growf ob teh tendirls… {{{sp}}}
gud lolpik, btw!!!
wich wun? i not very good at it, just do it fr my own amooosemint.
yrs are all full of win and awesome!
yer noooo obama wun wif himz tawkin wif teh dummy, ai meenz G Dub
wait. wot?
who , wut , wair???
OOOoh, dint se dat! wairz it? ai goze tu se. brb.
nope… just overprotecktiv uv yor territoree… wif an achin to spred it further.
yeah. just overprotecktive!
Ai haz put a pikchoor uv teh badj in mai profiel. Teh hat badj iz juss teh sheeld bit, wivowt awl teh stuff rownd it.
Yay!
*skampres off to lukksee*
oooooooooo, nice! i dint Xpekt you to do dat, specially so fast, adn at this laet hour fr you!
fanx.
Dats otay Ai noed ware 2 fyned it an has a trikk 2 get pikchoors mayde kwikklee. But naow Ai muss waltz off 2 bed!
G’nite ebbriwun, g’nite.
ni nite!!!
Nawt wantz antz awn mai rampz oar ramz in mai pantz, neevur
Iz gud dis kitteh nawt wares de hebby shoos…mai stept awn toes, let meh show yu dem.
uh won-anna-tew an uh won-anna-tew
oops, loose grips sling chicks.
*snerk*
so…i think i can danse….mebe nawt
rather that than teh octerpus danze partners– ai sed klingon, nawt klingy…. besides, itz fun to goe flyin!
{{{{{SHD}}}}}}} Yu maikz doz gripz b haivez demslefs. Nd Chickz beddur be cairful hoo dey dans wif.
Be ware ob da russian arms and da roman hands.
Luks liek a noo show.. dansin wif teh scars
that’s gonna leev a marq
awww….i wish i waz da kittehs patner
nawt wif doze poyntee endz!
Bend and snap!
Kitteh be tryin tew catchin de tael, aifinkso… Dat wut mai Rascal be lukkin liek when him gose on de tail hunt O_o
INVISIBLE TANGO PARTNER
Oh hai, Cheezpeepz!! I posting dis agin fur doze hoo hazn’t seeinged it.
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Haz u lukkinged at deh Cheezpeepz map and wishinged dat u kud seeing awl deh peepz at wunst? But wen u klikking on deh kololoneez, it opuninged a new tab in deh browzer? Sew u had tu jumping frum wun tu anuzzer?? And did it bugging u?? But u didn’t wanting tu kumplain??? Well haz I gotz nuuz fer u!!
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U can b seeing awl deh peepz at wunst!!!
I haz awlwayz ben able tu seeing dem awl at wunst, kuz i b creating dem. I didn’t realize u kud tu, but u can!! mebbee sum uv u awlreddy gnu dis.
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Heerz how.
Furst u needz tu haz a google log on. If u haz gmail, u awlreddy haz wun. If u duzn’t haz deh gmail, u will need tu going tu google.com and get deh google sign in.
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Neggst u needz tu sign in tu google.
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Thirdly, u go tu deh cheezpeepz map.
http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=44.412202,-92.823486&spn=0.847561,1.763306&z=9&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599
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On deh left pane it sez “add to my maps” — klik on that. Don’t wurry if u duzn’t see enneefing happuning….thingz b happuning at deh googlee site, not on ur puuuter.
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And now go tu eech uv deh Kololoneez mapz and klikk on deh “add to my map” thingee.
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Wunst u haz grabbinged awl deh mapz, sign owt uv google adn closing AWL deh map tabz.
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Den, signing bak into google and clik on mapz on deh top uv deh page. if u duzn’t seeing deh ‘maps’ link tu klikking on, find deh liddlol “more” thingee on deh very top line, klik on it and u will seeing deh drop down list. On deh drop down list, clik on maps.
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wen deh mapz page opuningz, u shud see a link labulled ‘My Maps’ in deh left pane, klik on dat. Now u see a list ‘created by others’ dat haz awl deh cheezpeepz mapz. If u check dhe check boxes fur awl uv dem, u kin seeing awl deh peepz at wunst!!!
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Enjoy!!
Ah think weev fownd Dr. Phil Kitteh.
Kitteh meks big floofy happy handz tu swoop up da wallflowers, he nawt dans alone fur berry lawng, aifinkso.
I think it’s the tango, no?
yesh, wif a dip!
wut kinda chipz go wif dat dip??
we can haz salsa dansin??
FTW!
If tu bee spicee salsa, mebbe weh shud bringz sum watter, to cool down da waiturs, dey mus be kept cumforbal tu serb us, aifinkso.
we cud hab sum whack a mole tew!!!
(ai haz nawt seen a replai frum CCR…….we can onleee trai…. ai dunno if herz ben on atall tewdai)
Whack a mole…mai fabrit game! I nawt herd frum hur eeder. Weh will kep hur postid awn ebbents. Wuz yu able to see da joe cocker lyric translation ai sent yu? Ai notisd dat did nawt kums up bloo on mai letter tu yu.. Iz crack up.
Ai duz cut n pastee fing…mai age, let meh show it tu yu. {{JK}}
yesh ai replaied tew yew an gibbed a yoooootoooob bak to yew!!
ai wuz laffin rilly hard………. wuz purrrfect!!
Ai go tu luk at yurs yu sended. Ai lub da Joe, ebben affer awl dese yeers, haz dat song in mai hed awl dai, dis earwurm, notsobad, akshuly.
Lubbd dat won!! aifinks ai reply on nest post, mebbe.
Absint minded kitteh fugets tu put roze between pointy teefs.
Hey, what happened to the tango lessons? You cute orange kitty, you.
Kan ai bii yur danss partnuhr? It wud bii driimii!
He driimii, lik Frankee!! **swoons**
wo, should be invisible BAD waltz partner. Even de tango doesn’t make you twist around dat much!
HAI GITZ REDEE FOAR DANSIN WIF TEH KITTEHS!!!
*yayyyay clapity clap*
Hai! I’z Tawm Bergeron, and toonite Morris an Sylvester batlle it owt wif Felix teh cat an Garfield!
Toonite’s dans…….
Teh FAWKSTWOT!!!
Und de (knot layme) Nightshayde (Hellow) Kitteh!
hyer is teh dansin kittehs
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2411997
Repawtition fail. Dis kitteh wuz posted ages ago, he bin waltizin a lawng taim.
srsly WHAT is wif all teh kittehs what walks on dere 2 legz ’stead of four? I hab has many kittehs, but I never seed dis cept for on ICHC!
Dis iz eggstra playful kitteh, aifinkso.
*dans & sings* i has teh last waltz wif yoooo.. too loanlee kittehs tugether~
Yesh, The Last Waltz, I members it well.
awwwwwwwww……………………………………..
Wouldn’t that actually be the tango?
I’ve seen it done with “invisible tango partner”.
At least be original.
pfffffffffffft
FFllttpphhhttthh..infinity.
snurt
Cat, ai’m a kitteh cat
an ai danse danse danse
an ai danse danse danse
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQoNkYhnhJ8
an ai meow meow meow
an ai meow meow meow
an ai meow meow meow
Haz u guies seen/herd abowt the “Meen Kitteh”? Iz funnee..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qit3ALTelOo&NR=1
Ai LUB da mean kitteh song!!!! Is mr. safety, yesh? I lubs dis won, mebbe a litel too much, aifinks.
Such form! Such grace!
carrie ann kitteh………………. EIGHT!!!
rhsb; funneeeee videos!
That cat is doing the tango, not a waltz. In the waltz your hips face your partner’s hips.
Okay…mebbe kitteh unshoor bout hip placemint.
Is look more liek tango then waltz 2 me 2
I was going to say the cha cha.
looks like invisibull butt grab too mee.
That’s a tango, sports fans.
That dude look really german!
kitteh forgets to retract pointy enz
on “Dancin wif teh Scars”
hey, datz defenetly a tango
luks moar lyk TANGO tuh meh.
Pookie agrreeez! Tango also wai mor fun.
Duplicate! It was http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/20/invisible-tango-partner-2/ before!
And a year ago, too.