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Yes! Let us danse
Dans dans dans!
DANGER!!!! DANGER!!! Pleaze to be applying your CHRG w/doi, HGGs, Joo Janta Peril Sensitive Sunglasses and ebbery ovver splort purrtekshun you gotz. Dis be a BERRY, BERRY, Dangerus BEBBEH!
This ends da annownsmint ob da emergincee splortation sistem.
*fills teh CCC emurjency tanker truks wib chokklit martoonies*
*lowds up CCC emurjency vehikuls wib CHRGs adn 50s baving caps*
*stokpyles bruums wib brayne magnets attached*
Wow I didunt no we had Brayne magnets eeder! Dis be a berry adbanced SPLORT team i finkso!
I bet da guy who made dis sent it to a girl. It is such a specific use kind of thing. I hope it worked for him.
I bet da guy who made dis used it to aska girl to da prom… I hopes it worked!
Hmmm? whut abaot danger? ooooo…dat pic iz veree full ov kyo—
*SPLORT*
a lil halp plz? plz tew cleen uup mah braynez?
*scoopa scoopa scoopa teh braynes into a bukkit (nawt teh lolrus’ bukkit)*
*spritza spritza spritza wif teh sparkling waddurs*
*jentlee pours braynez bak into DK’s craniyul cabbity*
*kaerfullee reassembulz DK’s skull*
*snappa CHRG (wdoi) on & sekyur wif teh duckee tayp*
*tukka tukka tukka DK in wif teh Cheezpeep Map Blankee*
*givs DK a steeming mug uv tee & sum choklit chip cookeez*
Rest fur a wile, Draconic Kitteh. U will feelin beddur in a fyoo minnitz.
tanks NS….*relaxez whyle studying teh blankit*
whutcha studyin so hard? luukin fer sumbuddy in partikyoolar?
..
PS> yer branes is prettee wen they splorts awl over teh plase…
tu.. layt… SPLORT
Tulayt. Ai am splortud awl ovuhr teh playss aftuhr c-in taht kittoon.
*puts on teh song from Torville and Dean’s dans*
*twirl* *spin*
*dansdansdans*
*spinny spinny twirl*
*backflippyflip*
*twirl twirl twirl*
*duz splitz at teh end ob teh song*
Plus, dat walrus is lukin at us funnie.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptMlAGnx-go&feature=related
Dis comment is inna rong plaice. Was so funni, I wuz typing along an hit hit da ‘add comment’ and then weirdPress says to me, “You are typing too fast. Slow down.” Big eyes! It never said DAT to me before, and I am not so shur what it meant, but it took my comment and put it inna odd place. I guess dat is my punishment. I am sorry, wurdPretsul. I will tries to go mor slow.
mai bad manners……..let me show yew dems
concatulations on nawt second!!!! we haz teh dans, wut wud yew like fur teh noms???
Teh kittehs say we shud have salmon patties.
cud dat be salmon pate???
fish heads?…here ya go.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cn73Wtem0No
I think, fur stranj YooToob things – yoo ar rivaling Stend!! Ai dint
think it cud bee dun!!
ohai, shdan –
oha! (pate/paté) ohaha ohahaha –
guuud wan, shdan. fishheds indeid. ai fink mebi yur graet jok sooo suttl ai jus wanna sya “lokoee heer, graet jok! vrey suttl.”
Fish hedz fish hedz,
rolley pollee fish hedz
fish hedz fish hedz
eet dem up YUM!
Didn’t even need to look at yootoobes
For deh last two weeks, dey has been turnin up der nose at teh cans of kitteh salmon. Yuck, we will not nom, dey say. Tonight, we take a can of people salmon and make salmon loaf, only we cooks it in a cupcake pan cause it makes more crispy edges and duz not take as long. An all night long, we gets teh loud cat comments suggesting that they have sum of it NAO! SHeesh. Make up yer kitteh minds!
oh yesh, teh mamakitty has teh nawt tewnite…….an den WANT
berry piki in herz old aig!!!
Ebbreewun noez dat teh ppl salmon is muchlee beddur den dat icky kitteh salmon.
Mah kittehz won’t eet teh kitteh salmon eever… oar teh kitteh toona fur dat mattur. Ppl toona tho is anudder storee.
u maded meh laff n laff!
But it iz troo! Wai izzit so diffrunt?? Awnlee the kittehz know!
hmmm….i finkso it r not unlike teh unfortunate loosur hoo
did not wunt to date u until he saw you wiff teh rich popular
gai.
So odd! A purson goes hurry hurry to try for nawt second comment and then wun is used to going fast, but I wuz teh despair of mai typing teacher all dose dekades ago. She wud be so happitail to know I finally gots fast enough to be yelled at by a masheen! (Dey not hab the computers back then. She woulda been a bit surprised by it, ifinkso!
Ai think we ar awl surprized to be being yelled at bai a mashieen! Espeshullee stoopee WP! Purrrhaps – it’s yelliing at us becuz we yells at us??
I has had that happens.
But I makes NO pollo gees to WP. EVER. STN
Come to fink uf it, it probably not helpful to offer apollo gees to teh WP. It is not so productive as banging yer head against a brick wall, I suspect.
Dis r troo. Wutt r rekwired r a hoofing. It has been awile and I
finkso wp despruttlee needs it.
U hold it an I will kick its … butt.
*woz abowt tu say dat teh lolrus had better nawt be lukking at my dansing funny*
Probably dey would. Teh walrueses is like dat.
ai don finkso dats wut teh walrus be lukkinat!!! (nice bukkit himz sed)
Ai smellz da egg man. Look aut, lolrus!!
Ohaii {{{{{KK4}}}}] ai wuz just going obur tu yur paje tu sai nd fownd yu nawt fren yet. Ai fikz. wuz going to sai wuz teevee show last weke abowt cereal killur hobo in sentrul ballee awl alawng da 99 dey fink , den figyur owt iz da trane. Dey strat lukking fur him in Modesto. Ai liekz mai fikshun tu be more far awai. Taikz abowt 2 howrs frum heer to Modesto. Se you awl tumoro. Owld man nd kittehz wantz din.
Schmooz to yooz, Mai Lady!!
Oy, vey, ladymondengrene, ai graduated HS in Modesto. Ai gots bizzy playing on lols tonite, will mek yu mai fren rite nau!! Mai poor old branz, let meh show yu dem….{{LMD}} yu haz many pithy comments dat ai lub. Cant wait fur yu tu be mai fren.!!! **whispers to LMD** ai iz tryin nawt to put postage stamp on huzbins forehead an mail tu sum one…any bidders here??? Going..going…shoot,
going, going…shoot
nebbermind, ai gess tu keep
No no, donut shoot hims! Dere must be anuvver wai!
I’z had dat befoar…..mah internet had a hiccup….nd poasted teh commint ain somewhar eles.,..
Danse danse revalooshun.
i taik u!
ur bo tye maek me fink dat u is hansum.
*Splort*
Ai wud be happitayl to go to teh prom wif yew, kitteh — once sumwun putz mah braynes bak into mah hed.
I halp u NS!! Wut happuned?? O. Wuz kyute kitteh?? Ware?? up dare??
*lukz up*
O.
SPLORT!!!!
oh noes, oh noes
wut tew do
wut tew do
scoopy up teh braynse
putten in teh hed
put on teh chrg w/doi (sp)
an tape itall up wif teh handy mans best frend……ducky tape
hyer has teh chonklit martoonie an sum coconut macaroonies tew
whew issa lotsa werk wif toooo splorts atta time……….whew
Thank yew, dere jamamamammamamamamamamamammaa!!
Yoo noez i lubz deh chokklit martooneez…..so thotful uv u…. mmm. …. adn maca rooneez tu go wif deh mar tooneez. nom nom nom.
Yay, it be a 3 purrson, splort recubbery teem. Hi fives!
yesh! good job, you no needs da tendrills 0 doom fr frist aide.
hi fives teh teams wif tendrils
aaaaauuuuuuuuuuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
*hedsplorts win oven mitt fallz offa hed*
Oh NOES. R yew still daon?!!
Here yew goes:
*Gently scoops da brains*
*Putz dem in da ololive oyl jar*
*Rinsee wif da sparklee waters*
*Gentlee eazes da brayns bak in2 da braynial cabbity*
*Wrappy, wrappy, wif d a green, dukky taype 2 match da tendrils*
Here sweetpea some mor hot chokklit and a little dash ub sommfin flammabe in dere. And wippy creeem. And a feffermint stik. AND chokklit shabings. And i gibs yew a cheezfriens map blanky. Nao doan take yer tendrils offa yer hed wile yew look ata picksur. Better sayf dan splorty,.
*weeklee opens wun eye*
Fanks, jamamakitty. Yew is bery kind. Ai will be happy to haz teh chonklit martoonie… but sum udder kitteh kin haz teh coconut macaroonies. Dey luks lubberlee, but ai iz nawt sew fond uv coconut.
oooooo, cweenmj bwaynes…DO WANT!!!!!!
*skooopsemup puts em in da resighklol’d olive jar*
olive dis!
Hey!!! u wif mai braynez in deh jar!!! yah, u!! u skrawney weed wif deh ten drillz uv doom!!! Dont b thinking i duzn’t seeing u!!!
oh noes……… lolling out loud!!!
*Goez tu garden shed.
*rummij, rummij, rummij
*kumz owt wif pruning sheerz in wun hand adn
*Herb E Side in tuther
nao nao, Cweenie, lesh nawt make teh rash decishun nao………..
Rash?!?! Dis mizerblol weed b giving peepz a rash?!?!! It must b stopt now!!
otay hyer………. haz sum calolmine loshun!!
♫♪♫♪♫♪♪
♫♪♫♪♫♪♪♪
Ur gonna need an oshun
Uv calamine loshun
U’ll b scratchin’ like a hownd
Deh minit u start tu mess arownd
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Poysin iv-y-y-y-y, poysin iv-y-y-y-y
Late at nite wiyle ur sleepin’
Poysin ivy kumz a’creepin’
Arou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ound
layte at nite wen u’s sleepin
den teh tendrils cum a creepin
arou….ow ow oun und
Nawt tu git in dutch…
Yu can luk but betta nawt tuch..
*tweedlytendrilstwiptwiptwiptoet’wardteh cween…*
*Snip* *Spritz* *Spritz* *Snip* *Snip* *Spritz* *Spritz* *Snip* *Spritz* *Snip* *Snip* *Spritz* *Snip* *Spritz* *Snip* *Spritz*
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HA!!! Gotcha!!! U thot U kud sneeking up on mii! Take that u sneeky, skragglee, nokshus weed!!
Hay, Cween….nebber mindz teh clippurz.. *walks owt to guh-rawdj, oppinz door, startz up rye-ding mow-uhr* TRY DISS!
=^..^=
**dangles hello kitteh plush toy in frunt ub sweetpea**
Wut iz yew tryin to do, KK4?
Iz onlee toy…dis seems tu mek hur splort, nd da tendrils ub ebil to retract. Iz onlee a plushee toy…Iz better tu gib her dat den da reel fing. Hur sez on last post or so dat hello kitteh meks her lol lol lolllllllol…iz gud way tu contane ebil, wif out endangering yu, ub corse. Pleez be da care ful, nawt getz entangled in da tendrils ub ebil!! Iz onlee fur yur pertekshun.
Yur protekter frum ebil,
kk4
KK4 cum down an tawk wif CCR an me…………
*tweedleetendrilstaketheHewoKittehtoy & fwip, wraps it in tender tendrils & traiseses away*
I has a shovel. Where shud I start?
Oh yesh, Nightshayde has alotsa braynez ifinkso. You can shubbel da brayns into dis shinee silver payl. (don’t tell LCB). I pours some sparklee waters onnem. Den we carefully playse dem in da brayne cabbity.
*ahem* tap tap toes……….. seems tew haz been taken care ob
but ai am shur der wills be moar wif dis cyooooot pikshur
Yups, see ya down da thred…
Oh noes! Jamamakitty was so fast, da head is all sealed up an we has this bucket wif a scoop of wet brains left out! Dis culd be bad.
Plz to maek shur ai haz awl uv mah braynes. Prtty plz?
ooooo, i could use sumextra bwaynes.
*skoopsemup & puts dem in handy recylcloled olive jar*
olive you guys!
*shhhh, jus save em fur teh nxt splort*
oh noes, ai dint rilly luk atta pikshur…….. oh noes……..soooo cyooooooooo
*SPLORT*******
*teeenytiny tender tendrils trip maryily tword jamamamamakitt’sys hed&
fwipfwipwhipfwip&
titelee, but not too titelyee, wrapz up da jamamama’s hedparts
Dats IT, I’m cawlin da CCC! Paging Dr. Tinycat!
Here, Jamamakitty yew jes rest a while.
*Gently scoops da brains*
*Dat be DIFFERENT Brayns dan da ones in da bukkit*
*Rinsee wif da sparklee waters*
*Gentlee eazes da brayns in2 da braynial cabbity*
*Wrappy, wrappy, wif d a prom, floral, dukky taype*
Here Jamamakitty hab some mor hot chokklit and a little dash ub sommfin flammabe in dere. And wippy creeem. And a feffermint stik. AND chokklit shabings. And i gibs yew a cheezfriens map blanky.
oh mai gudnesh………ai duzznt splort berry offin………but dat lil kitteh
(Oh noes dont fink bout it nao…….. ai will fink bout it tewmorrow)
fanks PC, yew did a mahvlus splort recubbreee….. mai hats off tew you.
ooops, puts it bakon wifakwikness
Oh NOES! Donut remoob yer hat! See danjerus babbeh alerts!
Pleez tu keep hat awn for next hour, iz better, aifinkso. Eben if der is parade…pleez tu nawt remoob hat. Iz better for branz to settel.
*putz “extra” jammamama’s bwaynes in recycloled olive jar*
olive you, too!
Awww. datz nyce!
aifinkso we awl haz teh gmta, mebbe dish is wai
Aifink we mai needs a tree-yage centur fur awl of da splorts dat mai habben een da future!
*Sets up da tent wif a big red crawse awn eet, an grabs mai CCC* Redee! Wat can ai dew tew halp?
Here I brings yew RHSB on a stretcherer. She needs Halp!
(Hehe ai posted eet dawn dere, but ai’ll repost eet hear. ^-^)
Oh noes! Mai furst splort save! …er… …er…
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*Pickeh up da braynes*
*Pattidy pats den een da brain bawks*
*Looks at a brayne-map tew mayke shur dey bee in da ryte playce* Uh-huh… uh-huh… gewd! All dere!
*Pats on awl da brayne boneses*
*Duckey daypes an puts awn a CHRG (wdoi, ob cawrse) tightlee!*
*Kyootelee doots yer nose tew wakey yew up* ^-^
*Hands yew a menyew ob awl kinds ob chawkolate drinks tew chewse an a blankee*
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Whew! Deed ai dew eet ryte?
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Hao yew feel RHSB? *gibs yew a choice ob lol-y pop tew*
Nao dere’z an ai-deeuh! Hao abaot dis…goez bakk to guh-rawj, drives owt hyoooj Winneebaygo painted wif red crawsus…Introdoosing teh CCC-RV! Reddee to roll to teh neckst splort-nado eemurjunsee!
=^..^=
You can has anyfink, wittle cutie!
Dans with the previous picture!
I tinks he needs to trim his wiskers furst.
OOOOH, littel bebbeh kitteh wif da floofy face nd perkee eerz, ai beh yur prom date. Luk at yur littel bow tie…splort, splort, splort…how to dribes nau tu piks yu up…**lays on flur** tu much cutee ness to process in mai branz!!!
oh noes, nawt nudder wun………
oh noes, oh noes
wut tew do
wut tew do
scoopy up teh braynse
putten in teh hed
put on teh chrg w/doi (sp)
an tape itall up wif teh handy mans best frend……ducky tape
hyer has teh chonklit martoonie an sum coconut macaroonies tew
*wisspurrs fank cc fur cutnpaste*
Yup,
Here Jamamakitty, i gibs yew dis strengthinin chooklit drink to halp yew keep up yer energees! Yew be doin LOTS ub werk. Oh, and a cheezmaps blankee.
N JOY
Ewe nawt need strengthinin chooklit dwink… ewe needz Red Bullz!
*sigh* just one more egg sample of our “assembly line” health care providersys stems*
Naw. Datz only wen yew haz ta fill out da elebenty pages ob paperwurk. In triplolcate. Pleaze to press berry hard you making elebendty copies.
kthxbuy
Jes saw yurs…ai em dying heer.!!! Mebbe shud say, yur killen he he-yaw, wif da funee fings. Watchin too much soprano’s, aifinkso
*Of corse u can!!*
(Puts on corsaaj)
I madez u a corsaj but I eated it.
awwwwwwwww cyooot!!
yesh! Carnayshuns R eat-abull! My boi kidlet tolwld mii that…
(ai wood tell yU how ai gotted sew sic ob gitting a karnashun ebbery mother’s day in Church [no maginashun] that I eated myne–I meend 2 just ete won peddel, butt den, sumhow or another it gotted awl gone–I wood tell yU that, but yU prolly woodknot bleev mii. Ainofinkso.)
ai mayded a comit, butt stoopy Werd Pretzel eeted it.
I mayded yoo a commit, butt stoopy WP eeted it!
yesh kitteh – but haz tew be home by elebenty firty
*gigglol*
Psst kitteh — nuffin in dere to sez it kint be elebenty firty in teh next morning.
awlrite….ai goez tew teh NB nao….
**gigglos wif nightshayde** Iz elebenty firty sum ware…ai iz shure.
gud ting tiem isnt noted in teh NB…
kitteh sew liddle him shuld nawt stai owt too layte, but iz sew kyoot him kan do wuteber him wants!
himz shud be home in himz widdel bed bai seven firty!! at teh laytest!!!
jus kuz yu wantz awl teh snorgling to yerself… share teh kyoot, share teh luv,
an bring me sum breff mintz.
itteh bitteh kitteh, yu can havz everyz dans of da night!
Moas kittehs ai has comeded akross nawt lyk dansin sew mush.
Blargh! SPLORT!
Ai iz ded frum the kyoot.
Here, RHSB,
I tayks yew on a strecher to da Splort Recubbery Triage Tent.
Oh noes! Mai furst splort save! …er… …er…
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*Pickeh up da braynes*
*Pattidy pats den een da brain bawks*
*Looks at a brayne-map tew mayke shur dey bee in da ryte playce* Uh-huh… uh-huh… gewd! All dere!
*Pats on awl da brayne boneses*
*Duckey daypes an puts awn a CHRG (wdoi, ob cawrse) tightlee!*
*Kyootelee doots yer nose tew wakey yew up* ^-^
*Hands yew a menyew ob awl kinds ob chawkolate drinks tew chewse an a blankee*
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Whew! Deed ai dew eet ryte?
Yesh! I didnot no dere be a brayne map. Dat seemz like a BERRY gud idear DF! We make dat part ob da procee, proseed, um plan nao.
Gud job Dr. DF!
Wow, a dubblol save.
Fanks frenz.
**noms cookies an slurpz hawt chocklit**
Yew be welcomes! ^-^ Ai jus thawt dat if ai put da brayne in up-syde-daown, den it wuddn’ werk, sew ai lewk at da brayne map tew mayke shure eet be in da ryte playce. ^-^
Iz hard, wen sew manee branz splort at same tiem. Iz nawt gud tu mix de branz up…ai nawt wants to howl at da moon, as a kitteh. If yu fines yur self tu wants tu make barfs in da hoomins shoes, or tu chasee mauses, pleez contac meh, we kin mek branz xchange. {{Din Fleetpaw}}
Aww, eet’s nawt sew bad tew howl at da moon. ^-^ Ob cowrse, eef ai dew want tew eets da rodantts ai wuc certainlee yewse a splort-transehplant. ^-^ Sew lawng as yew dun mind eetin teh veggehs an howlin at da moon!
{{kk4}}
Nawt wans de veggies sew much az da nom nom meets. Dis will bee mai cloo to contak yu…aifinks nao iz noo moon, dis meens, frum mai gramma, dat iz gud tiem to trim mai hair, nd tu mek da lye soap. Der much kayootees dat howl at da moon nau, aifinks tu nawt go out der tonite!!!
Eh, eben wen eet be a new moon, eets steel a gewd teim to howl!
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Aww, but awl de kayootees beh howlin’ tew, mai nawt wanna gew awt der den. Mus sownd berreh nice! But lye soap? Pleh! …ackchuallee… dunno if ai want? =P
oh noes, stilla nudder wun………
scoopy up teh braynse
putten in teh hed
put on teh chrg w/doi (sp)
an tape itall up wif teh handy mans best frend……ducky tape
Naow gibs rhsb deh hawt choklit and sum ub mai speshyality, cheri choklit chip cukkies., an raps all around wid deh floofy blankee.
Just rest hear kwietly, rhsb. Yoo will feels beddur soon
Fanks foar teh halp, MomCatAnna.
Cheezfrenz are teh bestest!
Yoo are berry welcum, rhsb.
Dat iz mai farthest-from-last time ub helping deh splortee.
Ai haz bin watchin deh rest ub yoo all for a while naow, so I can halp if needed.
**sniffs** {{MCA}} iz so hard wen bebbeh kitteh haz littel bow tie on wif polka dots awn it. Ai tryz to nawt luk, but kin nawt halp maiself!!
noes, noes………… nawt tew luk!!!! fink about yer taxes!!!!!
Hmmm, mebbe tu hab da taxes man luk at dis pikshur…ai nawt kares if hiz brains splort…den ai kin typees on hiz keybord, an…luk, ai nawt hab no taxes dis yeer. Aifinks dis bery gud plan, yesh ai du.
otay, dritie litter bawx den
taxes man tew meen tew splort at kyoot bebeh kitteh.
iz gud plan if it werks, tho
Yesh and da helf insewerance forms.
Yesh! But no can has “parkin” aftur.
Whadaya meen nebbermindz?
*splort*
oh noes! eet happend agin
Hold still drayko,
*Gently scoops da brains*
*Rinsee wif da goormay sparklee waters*
*Gentlee eazes da brayns in2 da braynial cabbity*
*Wrappy, wrappy, wif da dukky taype*
Here drayko some chokklit martoonie from da tanker truck what JD brung. And wippy creeem. AND chokklit shabings. And i gibs yew a cheezfriens map blanky.
I onli went to won prom. Tere was nobodi there wif a date as cute as dat! I obviously wen to der rong prom….
*nods noingly*
Ai wents 2 fwee formul danses.
Nawt az mush fun az ai expe….expic…..hoaped foar.
Ai did nots go to ani ub deh proms when I waz in ohai skool.
Wented to berry beyootius formal dinnur an dansing partee in deh grat hall ob deh art myooseeum wen I waz in callige, doh. It waz veree muchly fun, but deh guy I wented wid was mai roomates brudder, and we was nawt romanticulee compatibul.
I wisht MY pwom date had been dis KYOOT!1!! My pwom was notsograte, akshully. A lot of pwoms turned out like dat, aifinkso.
OMCC – Ai needz a BIIIIIG drinkee. Dey iz changin teh skedyul atwerk, but we only gotted a dayz notiss. Nao ai findz owt ai iz off dis Mundane (which is gud sinse ai haz a big fing to do on Sunday) — but dis meenz dat ai haz to get two dayz uv werk dun tomorrow.
Hear iz a biig dwinkee of cat-o-miel tee for yoo, NS.
Putz in deh hunee to tayst an drink it up. Den goes to bed and get eggstra sleepfulness.
When goes to werk too-morrow, den drink a big drink what haz deh cat-fiend in abun-dance. Den yoo can doo lotz uf werk, reely qwik.
LOL — Fanks, MomCatAnna. Ai iz akshullee still atwerk rite nao (an ai jus maded a big mug-o-tea). Ai kin get sum uv teh werk dun befoar ai goez hoam dis ebening. Ai haz abowt 90 minnitz to maek a dent befoar ai leevz.
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Stoopy HR Department. Where iz Kafleen? HR needz a big dawn-kee kick, aifinkso.
{{nightshayde}} Ai hopez dat yu sudenlee luks up at klok an sez…oh, iz time tu go home nau!!! Stoopy wurk. **yells at nightshayde’s boss** Let hur go homz nau, don yu now dat hur iz dun allredee? Pleez tu nawt leeb inny more paperz on hur desk…
oh KK4, CCR ish hyer…….. luk atta bottum of teh fred.
Itz ok, kk4 — ai iz nawt heer latur den ai shud beez today. Ai definitely appresheeyatez teh kunsurn tho! Itz gud to getting sum uv dis dun so ai iz nawt a total stressball tomorrow nite… plus ai wantz to leev a liddur early tomorrow to go scrapbooking.
Ai iz maekin teh progress atm (wen ai iz nawt chattin on ICHC 
). Awl teh pplz dat wud droppin werk on mah desk haz alreddee goned hoam. Itz kwiet heer nao & ai kin get a bunch dun. 
Offers big glass a’ pink lemnade
Addz a little sumfin flamlolable 2 doze drinks. Wevver yer at werk or nawt yew may needz some alkeehol, ifinkso!
Aww… nooouuu! …ai guess I forgots mai CHRG! After awl ob dis brayne sayving… oh, de aye-row-knee!
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Ai can’ts deny eet, dat kitteh is a kyoote kitteh!
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… *Splort!*
Oh NOES DF.
*Gently scoops da brains*
*Rinsee wif da goormay sparklee waters*
*Gentlee eazes da brayns in2 da braynial cabbity*
*Wrappy, wrappy, wif da dukky taype wif goggies onnit*
Here DF, some chokklit martoonie from da tanker truck what JD brung. And wippy creeem. AND chokklit shabings. And i gibs yew a cheezfriens map blanky. And a medlol fer awla da splort recobberins yew did. Yew jes relax nao.
Wai tank yew Phat Cat. ^-^ Ai feels beddur awlreddeh! *Sips mai chawkalate martooni* Yum!
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*Plink!* Eeep! Guess ai shud nawt tink tew hard… no hist-story studeeyin fer nao! Must relax an watch kittehs nao!
U b a studink, Din?? Iz u in deh Ohai skool? Oar deh collage??
Een da collage ai be. ^-^ Ai beh lewrnin da heestoreh sew eet wun repete itself…
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…sew eet won repete itself… woah! O_o
Yep! Alwaes een da time warp. ^-^ Back an forth an back an forth unteel ai decyde wat peer-ee-id tew studee fer shur.
Dey gawt prom fur kittehgarten naow? dat bebbeh tu liddul fur skool. nd ai’m so bhined da curb tudai. ai wuz stil obur awn da walz page.
ish otay, maj……….. yew are hyer now!!!!! big hug
*Grabz Lady Mondegrenez paw and startz walt zing*
♫♪♫♪♫♪ hummming ……waltz akross Texaz wif yooo….♫♪♫♪♫♪
ohhhhh LMG (ladeee mondegrene) *keeps herz ocupied furawhile til SP brings her tew her senses, ai meens brings her braynes bak*
i can has
mai oan political tak show?
Tucker Catson?
iz dis wun uv teh profeshunal danser kittehs frum Dansin wid teh Kittehs? ai want tew lern teh ball ruum danses, pweez teech mii!!
gess mai bwayne nawt werkin wen ai posted dis – wuz ment tew go on “invsible waltz partner”. Liddle kitteh wid polka dot bow tye sew kyoot ai kan’t thnik strayt
kyoot kitteh wit boowty.. looks like he is weedy to go ona date
kyoot. Kyoot KYOOT!!!1! no…No…NOOOOOOO!!!!!
SPLORT!
Oh da nose! Haold awn! Ai be dere in a seccend!
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*Runrunrunrun*
*Skoopes up awl da braynes*
*Pat pat pats dem back een da brayne bawks*
*Makes shur dat dey be in da rite playce wif mai brayne map* Yep! awl heer!
*Puts awn da brayne bones, da duckey-tape-wrap, da CHRG (wdoi) an finalee…*
*Gibs da hawt cocoa an a da comfee blankee*
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Whew! Feelin bettur? Rest up an lewk at da kitteh pickture sum moar nao dat yew be prowteckted! *Races awf to halp DC*
Iz bees pwom date?
I’d splort agin…but mah braynez awlreddy splorted…..I can has halp wif mah braynez, plz?
See abuv, Draconic Kitteh (up by yer splort).
ah notissed….but tanks agin…
{{{NS}}}
*Runrunrunrunrun* I be rite dere, DC! Dun mobe yer braynes tew much!
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*Scoopehs up da braynes and dusts dem awf*
*Patpatpats dem een tew da brayne bawks an checks mai brayne map tew mayke shur dat they be een da rite playce* Awroo…? Dat lewks rite!
*Puts awn da brayne bones an wraps awn da duckeh taype* Gewd? Nice an tyte?
*Seckures da CHRG (wdoi)*
*Gibs yew da hawt cocoa an da comfee blankee*
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Hao yew feelin’ DC? Bettur? Rest an reco… rekow… feel beddur! ^-^
Btw, wut duz ‘(wdoi)’ meen?
Meenz wif drawins onnit. Cuz da bestest, and purtyest CHRGs hab drawinz on ‘em.
Ohhhh….dat makes lottsa sense, aifinkso…
omg. furs … spuh … sp … SPLORRRT ebber oooh braiiinzzz
iz lokin fur kk4 & j. Hewooo!!
wail der yew is………….. been waitin fur yew!!!! hola!!
if yew lose us in teh commoshun, jus luk up on teh rite side wair it sez, look who’s talkin………. teh name on teh tawp iz teh laytest commint
yew can clik on teh name ob teh pikshur an it takes yew wair dems tawkin
ai is happi tew see yew
an teh udder twik is tew clik on “reply to this comment” (duh)
hey! sum pity pweeze!!
ai iz tryin tew get KK4 tew pay attenshun and get down heer
Oh, hai, heer ai bee!! Iz hard tu pay tension wen mai branz haz splort frum da cute kitteh wif da polka dotee bow tie…splort…OH HALP!!!
herz is onna bottom ob page at dish moment…….
fanx.. stil nwat sur how tu do dis. do ai wefresh pg awl tiem?
oh yesh, sry……. udderwise yew duzznt noes wen sumwun anserd yew… ish nawt rilly hard
ai finkso wen yew makes a commint it refreshes den too
Yu doin fine, mai c.rose buddee girl!! YAY!! we all on at same time!!
Oh Hai, CCR! I haz herd kk4 tawkking bowt u!! Welkum tu Cheezland!! dis b deh most wundermous plais!!! Deh peepz b frenlee and wii haz lotsz funz!! Kum wif mii tu deh Ty Booteek. *Takez CCR bai deh floofy paw*
Mai gud fren Gibbocat mading deh Tybooteek wunst wen dere wuz deh grand 6-way ty fur deh furst plaic. It haz kitteh tyz fur deh peepz hoo b habbing a ty, and kitteh silk skarvzz, and kitteh wind chimez and kitteh=faised lolleepopz and, …. well, u git deh idea…. it awlso b habbing deh CHRG (wif drawingz on it) and 50z bavviung capz fur deh splort prevenshun…. heer take dis wun, it luukz bery gud on u! adn pikking owt a welkuming gift….enneething u kin imagine b heer.
*handz CCR a chokklit martoonee*
*klinkee glasses*
Cheez!!!
awww das nice ob yew Cweenie……. ai haz a hard time membrin teh nawt second time ai wuz on hyer an dint noes wut tew dew
o hai mah cween! *bows and offurrz chokklit*
I can has teh next dans plz?
*Taking deh draconic paw in mine*
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Hummingz…..waltz akross texas wif uuuuuuuuuuu…..
….. dans, two fre, dans, tow, free….
………Adn wif ur hand in mine deer, i kud dans on adn on………….
….. dans, two fre, dans, tow, free….
Kin ai hav teh neckst dans? (aime nawt so rood as to slip in an steel yer pardner, mai cween, but yu iz makin me mity jellus).
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korse, iffn nawt, ile jus dans wif maiself… ai get complimentz awn mai dansin wif maiself durin teh slo danses- go figyer.
(sorree foar teh gap in thyme…ah had tew play teh piano…)
mey ai has the neckst dans? (wif DK)… ime soooo impresst.
fanx u bery mch. ai stil getn da hang uf da speek tu. sew taks mi tiem tu figer owt wah bein sed. ai lok an lisen awot.
yesh it take time, wen ai started lukkin here we dint has teh messijs on teh profyle page. or teh profyle page….. onleee dis
Careful, ladies. He’s trying to fool you with his cute face.
wut yU B sayin’? ai knot unnerstan yer werds???
ok u knos ai jus a bebe. ai get da hng uf it.
yesh but be shur tew clik in teh box so yew stays wif teh thred an nawt goes tew bottom ob page….
ai dint know if yew wud see teh messij…….. ai kept lukkin an lukkin
okedoke ai gibin it a werl!! fanx fur no gibin up on mi…..wer kk4?
jus a few commints up………seh’s tawkin tew yoo
Ai noes, yu jes a bebbeh!!! Ai hab a line ai tellz huzbin wen nawt want tu du man stuffs, or halp hims. Ai sez **ai reely do dis** Ai jes a girl…yu du it, ai dont no how…ai confoosed. He sees throo it ub corse, but ai jes keep saying it, an ai laffs at mai clebberness, nd sumtimes tikels him…wurks fur meh, so far!!!
Yu da bomb!!hehe! keps da mans gessin ai sez! ai can’t stai fur long..onna tele-line an de ol mans wanz on butz wans to com bac agin wen he not heer. gud 2 be wit mai fwrends.
is der beddar time ob dai fur yew?? ai jus gessed atta time fur us tew talk
Ok, ai starts it…ai jes a bebbeh tu…wazzup, mai girls!!! Didja see mai letturs? Iz der no udder crazee ladeez like us? Cepting fur da cween, ub corse.
Yesh. I are jes a little lam what are lost in da woodz…
awwwwz!!
{{CCR}}
{{Jamamakitty}}
Duz yu see me? Ai gots distrakted…mus be cuz mai mind so yung an sweet…
oh yesh, dat must be it………. ai sees yew. ai dunno if CCR losed us…… yew fink mebbe we shud go tew nudder lol?
ai here …wha am ai chopped liver?:)
nope nawt chopp’d livah……… we jus keep habbin fly bys
ai see yu.. was mater? yung? sweet? wha des wordz has do wit you?:)
yew funnee girl!!!
dat wha dey sez at funnee farm tu. hee! Well gotta go- {{hugs tu boff uf yu}} sees yu awound.
MEN XP )
otay we tri again soon
Dese wurds hab ebbry fing tu du wif meh…**luks shocked** ai nawt unnerstand, pleez, yung firemens..paramedics…policeemans…teech meh how to beh bettur sitizen…Ai just a girl…ai confoosed.~snerk~
yeh rite see ya latr hunnees!!
buh bye!!!!
Oh KK4, we are approaching 200 commints an makes me craaazeeee
ai will be lukkin at lols ……… buh bye if ai duzznt see yoo in teh messijs
Shuld we go to last nawt so crowded lol? Send mssg on mai profile, or, if tired, we’ll ketchup nest time. Put messg on profile, okay?
CCR had tew go………..jus so yew noes
ai tawk tew yoo layter too… ai will be on profyle page
Hey, CCR, ai hab fing tu send yu, ai sent tu JK, but aifinks has tu cut it an paste it tu yur stoopy “go” fing on inntertubes. Iz sooo funee. Ai cant mek tu paste it on where it turns bloo. How life goings fur yu girls. (we always gurls…gawd help us all) I hab anudder won dat has funny ladees, bout our age, aifinkso, ai laffed til ai cried, dese girls wuz so funee. Will send. CCR, if haz hard time to git dem, write me, ai will try to help. (Dork help…mebbee nawt want.)
Oh, Missur Kitteh… *swoons*
I willz not only bee ur pwom date, I willz marree u.
Wait! cum back! wutt i say?
O Hai, Kafleen! Muchlee tiem, noe seein yew!!!! Hao iz yew dis fien nite?
*runz to Kafleen wif a kwikniss*
*frunt end stawps — back end nawt sew much*
*tumblols into a liddul fuzzeh piel*
*jumps up – shaeks off – frowz frunt paws arownd Kafleen’s nek & skweeeeeezez rillee titelee*
Win his heart with gushy foods.
{{{{Kafleen}}}} Yah, they goes away when you threatenz, i means promises dem commitmentz.
How u be?
mawwage is whut bwings us hear togeder…
that’s my cat!
seriously
yes, ai goes to pwon wif u!!! et bee mai plezur!
yes i would b honored 2 dance wit u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How kyoot…. Ai goes tew pwom wif you kitteh… *s-p-l…* We can has lawts ov danses *o-r-t*
Ohnoes… where awl mai branes goes?! Is tew laet for CHRG aifinkso….
Gud ing ais lurkin dis layte
***swweepy up da braynes***
***inz dem off wid da sody wadder***
***ppurrs dem bak inna hed bockx***
***Re plazez da hed bonz***
***Wrappity wrap wid da duki taype***
Res nao an hab som warmd up chonklick and sum chonklick armur dillos
Herz a floofy Big Orange blankie fer yu.
Ohh, chokklick aramurdilloz. I habbent seen dem in awhile. I can has sum?
suur. ai haz sum wid kar mel in um an sum dark chonklick wid razz berry inn em
Ahhh fank yew… Ais feelin mush bedders nao… Ai needs tew be findin my speshul sunglasses tho… O_O
*Schkweeeeee!*
So kewt, I iz ded XP.
***swweepy up da braynes***
***rinz dem off wid da sody wadder***
***ppurrs dem bak inna hed bockx***
***Re plazez da hed bonz***
***Wrappity wrap wid da duki taype***
Res nao an hab som warmd up chonklick and sum chonklick armur dillos
Herz a floofy Big Orange blankie fer yu tooo
Ai hafta hope dat yu iz ded from da splort? Iff not, yu ar in trubbel cauz ai don noww wat to doo.
Nawz… I iz immoon to splortz… I jus’ dyed.
Dis is de funnest prom iz eber been tu, afinkso!
Well, de onwy pwom welly … I comz from Auzzieland n we donz haz pwoms here
Doz ebberiwun splort at de pwom, or onwy because kitteh is sooo kyoooot?
Oh hai JemzMum, welkum to cheezwurld! Nice to meet u!
Noes, it is NAWT normal to splort at teh pwom. Awl splorting is awlways due to teh grate kyootness and byootee of kitteh. No ovver way, teh hed jes eggsplodes frum teh kyoot. Dat’s when peeps who wear deir splort protekshun get the CCC (Cyooot crash cart) out and halp teh peeps who have splorted. Stick around and u’ll lurn teh correckt way kwickly!
Awwww cyoooottt !!
u now hav pwom date wif ebery member of ICHC !
Tew CYOOT!
*SPLORT*
Ai seen da warnin tew laet…
Oh noes!!!! U’ve been lying here in ur braynez awl taht tyme? Poor fwend!!! Here, let me help u.
*gently props BuddyDItzmores_mum against teh wall*
*scoops up teh brains*
*rinses tehm in sparkly mineral water*
*studies teh brain map* So DIS bit goes dere and DAT bit goes dere …
*puts teh brainz back into teh hed*
*pulls CHRG (wdoi) over teh hed*
*pull 50’s bavving cap over awn top*
*gets out teh duck tape* QUACK!!!! Sorry, Mrs. Duck, won’t be long with it
*wraps cream coloured duck tape round teh hed*
*wraps BuddyDitzmores_mom in a warm floofy blanket wif little duckies on*
*hands her a nice cup of hot chocklit wif freshly baked cookies*
Now rest a bit until you are fully recovered. If u fink u can look at cyoot kitteh agai, fink of teh incum tax when u look. K?
oooh, fangx u, upfi!
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snorgles into da floofy blanky wif liddle dux
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*sip sip sip nummy hawt chocklit*
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nomnomnom cookies
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Whew, ai feelz MUCH better nao! N dat cyoot bebbeh kitteh asked meh tew da pwom!!!!1!! ruh roh… inkum tax… inkum tax… inkum tacks…
Felix Unger teh Kitteh
finnaly! a smart n gentlekitteh! yoo has mai aprovul to daet mai teenage dotter. But kurfew tiem iz at elebenty k.
enjoi teh pwom nite! *waves form teh porch*
Has u got a chaperone?
Oh my… this kitty looks so much nicer than my dates to the prom all those many years ago. *snorgle*
No listen to udder gurls… I cans be your pwom date?? I is takes us outs fo cheezburgers afta… You can has all da cheeburger you is wants…
OMG!!!!!! U iz tuo Ciuet! *SPLORT*
Oh noes! You splorted!
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Poor fwend!!! Here, let me help u.
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*gently lifts Silnan up and leans against teh wall*
*scoops up teh brains*
*rinses tehm in sparkly mineral water*
*studies teh brain map* Upfi halped me…. mebbeh ai can dooz dis…
So DIS bit goes dere and DAT bit goes dere …
*puts teh brainz back into teh hed*
*pulls CHRG (wdoi) over teh hed*
*pull 50’s bavving cap over awn top*
*gets out teh duck tape* QUACK!!!! Sorry, Mrs. Duck, won’t be long with it
*wraps shiney silber coloured duck tape round teh hed*
*wraps Silnan in a warm floofy Cheezpeeps map blanket*
*hands her a nice cup of hot chocklit wif freshly baked cookies*
Noa rest a heer til yew are recobered. If u fink u can look at cyoot kitteh agai, fink ub sumfing nawt cyoot. Upfi sugjesteded inkum tax. K?
oh most adorabuls of bebeh kittehs! I wud gladly be your date fur anyting!
He’s sooooooooooooooooooo cute!
whoops. Head just exploded.
yesh! i wil b yur pwom date! *nawt lyke i find anywon else two b…*
i can sez fotoshawp?
How cute
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD *head explodes* KAWAII!!!!!!
i kan go wid kitteh. i iz be your pwom queen
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that is theeee funniest pic. i have seen in a lonnnnnnggggggggg time!!!
super tough pink puff!!!
p.s. i love this clip
omg! that’s so cute! -pets the kitty-
Cute
this pic iz funy nd cute
dis katteh eez so pretty ful becaz it juss iz . its so cute-e-ful