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I bet dat dey gitz all da way 2 da vets b4 dey notice we jumped owt!
dis kitteh wuz nawt sew lukee.
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Congrats, Sweetpea. Danses an drinkies?
yespls thnx! but i can haz it too go? i gotta go twerk to pay fr teh kitteh kibbuls fr Deanie Baby, teh cat we r keeping fro DeNeice.
Wun drink uv ur choys inna cup-wiv-a-lid kummin up! Taek a rane chekk awn teh dansis?
yesh, thnx!
Hooray fur teh Chopp’d Livah Grrl – way up there ar teh taupe ov teh makrame!
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Ai’m off to teh TY Boo Teek. Ai want wun ov those noo Irish linnen hankees wif teh curled up sleeping kitteh embrodered awn teh korner.
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Wud yoo laik me to bring wun bak fur yoo???
*pop*
i aer not rilly hear. but yesh, i wood lub a liinen hankee wif kitteh on corner.
*pop*
*disapeerz bak twerk*
Duz DeNeice has a brovver naemed DeNefew?
DeNeice be da onlies 2 legged childz.
Deneice nd denefew…..dat iz 1 berry owld joek.
Pae noe attenshun 2 thoes ratz n catz beehind teh kurtin….
which translated means: i jumped out like u sed. “What could go rong, you sed” “Dey will miss us and giv us treets you sed.”
Kitteh sez,” Ised fur YOU to jump out. You wernt spos’d to bring me wif you. Iz all yr fault- chew mest up da plan”. Suddenly, on the road ahed…
2 a figur apeers, hard tew make owt at dis disdtance, but it looks like…
kitteh an goggie seez teh Ize Skreem Mans truck… but itz nawt, itz teh Goggie
ketcher mans, clebberly disguised! Goggie runs fur Ize Skreem, but Kitteh
stawps hims sayin, ….
clearlee u duzn’t understand hoo is teh top of teh fud chain here!
But wate… wot’s dat fing he’z carrying? U go see. Meanwile, I will…
Look fur a wagun to tie tu yur tale….
Done yu noe nawt tu trusts da mens in da wite coats? Goggie replies….
Ai iz color blind! Kitteh sais dat ifn u ownlee sees in blak n wite, hao cum u cant tell wite from blak! Kitteh runs onna hed and sees peetza delivery car wif windows opin in front ov a hows. Kitteh runs and……
sniffs da air. Hey, dat sausage awn dis pizza? No, jest residual smell in da car.
Kitteh looks in ignishun for da keys…Goggie, kum kwiklee, I see….
ower chantz tu eskayping….hop in! n dey ebin leevingd us dilishis dinnurz…
just den, kitteh seez deh manz inna wyte kotes commin tu holl’em away…teh car r still running but tehn goggie points owt…..
dat manz in wite coats haz icecreams fur us! Kitteh mutters tu self, stoopy goggie, pleez nawt to wag tail so hard at da ebil manz in da wite coat. Pleez tu use large arms fur to halp me wif da shifter fingy….
…an ai REFUZE tu lissin tu “hoo let teh gos owt”!!!!!!!
change station oar ai show yu mai pointy enz….
Ai betz dey doan’t
The Grate Egg scape!!!
‘my feets is tired. r we there yet?’
Depends on what you mean by “there”. If you mean stranded and lost in the wilds in the middle of nowhere, with no sign of food or civilization anywhere, then yes, we’re “there”.
Great idea, Rex…
Abort!Abort!
Run, run, run! Hied, hied, hied! Dey’s after us!
Escape skillz.. we has dem
But if dey duzzint noe where yew iz, hao will yew get gushyfuds tonite?
Once agin, goggie mess up dai fur kitteh.
ai dunn liek da vets 2..
ohai, teh burfday fairy iz bak after a breef (plz to be putting away teh debreefing flooid, thx) hyeetu – hayut – braek. among ovver fings, i wuz puttin more fairy dust in my compyuter. installing teh fairy dust is wun fing, but gettin it to wurk iz sumfin else. needed to gets a noo banglesnorfer, fotted i got teh wrong wun but teh nise guy at bestfairydustbuyz sed its teh right wun, try lookin in teh feeple an makin shure teh wingleburner is turned on. so i did an it works!
hope i not missed anywun’s burfdays while i wuz owt; if i did, let me know an i’ll put my noo improoved fairy dust to work for a speshul treet!
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an heerz a big HAPPEE BURFDAY for evreewun hoo haz ther burfday today (an in teh last week, sinse burfday fairys’ been gone)!! i haz bringed many fancy cuppecaeks in all yor favrit flavors, an fizzyfrootsytootsy punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags wif yoyos taht wissle wen tehy yoyo (note: if yoo goez to church, plz to not be bringing teh wissling yoyoz to church, kthx), markerpens wif shiny birght inks, erasurs shaped like dinosawrs, an puffy kitteh stikkers wif googly eyes!!! an baloloons!
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Oooo burfday fairy, can we maek wishes for our upcoming burfdays? *sqweezes eyes reel tite and squinches faec to maek a wish*
make yor wishes az hard az yoo kan, an i will sprinkul my noo an improoved fairy dust an hope it coms troo!
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Ai wish, ai wish, ai wish ai hadda fish…pleez tu make mai wish tu kum troo, oh grate burfday fairy.
heer ya go!! (hope itz big enuff!)
http://www.flyfishingforum.com/expertise/veverka2/images/mahi-11a.jpg
Ohai Burfday Fairy! Iz mai bery gud frenz burfday, sew Ai will eggstend teh whishes tew hur. Seh iz crazee cat ladee liek mowst ov us, but iz bery bizee rite nao wif bolunteer werk fur teh hollydaze. Fank yew, awn hur behaf.
yor welkom! teh burfday fairys wishes are for all teh frenz, eben teh wuns hoo cannot com an play heer!
Kitteh: Vetz. DO NOT WANT!
Goggie: Druuuls.
Kitteh grumbels tu goggie…ai culd hab hided behind seet, but noooo, yu hab dis grate idea, now ware ai gun to hab mai nap todeh?
*puts on troll mask*
When transportin yer aminuls in enny sort uv veehikul, plz to maek shur dey iz prawpurrlee sekyured in appropriate carriers. Loose aminulz kin be distraktin to teh drivur & cauz an axident. Loose aminulz kin bekum projektilez if teh vehikul crashes into sumfin & can be injured or can injure pplz in teh vehikul. Loose aminulz can plot an excape & gettout uv teh vehikul & be wandrin arownd on a country highway wif no way to get hoam safelee — an mite get borked by cars or caught by bad pplz. Plz to nawt let enny uv deez fings happen to yer beluved pets.
*remoovs troll mask & sprays it wif applol-scented Lysol fur teh next sudo-troll*
*taeks troll-mask* an plz to nebber ebber let yor aminuls kno yooa re taking tehm to teh vet. it will cawz emoshunal distress an culd also cawz tehm to plot a rebellyun or graet excape, an tehn we haz aminlols runnin arown all over teh place running fings an taking ober teh wurld.
*pass teh lysol, pz*
**borrows lysol an troll-mask** Ai saw horibel fing happin one time to goggie in bak ub truk.
Mai sun wuz wif me. We bof cryd awl dai. Iz such bad storee, mebbe shud nawt share here.
**passes lysol to next sudo-troll**
Ooooh! Lemme trai!
*Itteh Bitteh momant waer da mask glomps awn-tew mai faice leik een da moobeh “Da Mask”*
Yoo shud nebbar take yer goggeh an kitteh een yer hooman “drivey-mobeel” wifowt da propar wai tew keep dem seckure and sayfe! If yew dun den dere cood be porblams, an nobuddeh wans tew see porblams!
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Porblams mai inklewd, but nawt limehteed tew:
-A borked goggeh or kitteh (Do not want!)
-An ess-capeed goggeh or kitteh (wif no gushi-fuds!)
-A sad hooman (or manee sad hoomans!)
-Emoshional trawma (as stayted by lunarmommy)
-Global Warming-Upping (from lawts ob car emissuns fur habbin’ tew dribe arown an lewk fer yer losted kitteh or goggeh bekawse yew din’ strap dem een porperlee tew begeen wif!)
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Remambar, fink abawt yer goggehs an kittehs befoar yew dribe! ^-^
*Wrenches da mask awf* …was dat trolleh enuff? *wag wag wag*
*Passes eet awn after sprayin weef lysol…*
(Hehe da Global Warming-Upping wuz a itteh bitteh laff ai had to add een. ^-^)
We intrupt tihs LOL wif a commershul: Progressive Insurance has pet coverage. Hoepfully neber needed, but soemfing Ai neber fot abowt bak inna daes wehn mai goggie wnet eberware wif me.
ooh, that’s sumfin yoo duznt haz to be a troll to nawt liek – wen peeplez puts tehri goggies an eben tehr hyoomin kidz in teh bak ob teh pikup truk. very very danjeruss!!
**borrows troll-mask agin** Mai sun an ai wuz gonna hab brekfast at IHOP. Ahed ub us in parkin lot der wuz goggie on leesh in bak ub pik up truk. Truk stops fur a car to go in frunt ub it. Goggie jumps owt ub truk, but leesh iz hanging goggie off da ground. Ai honks at truk and wabes mai arm out mai window tu try tu get hoomans attenshun, den truk takes off an runz obber poor goggies leg. Wuz awful tu see. Goggie crys nd screems, meh an mai sun crys nd screems. I feelz bad bout it still, ai wunnders if ai med truk move by honking horn an waving arm an dat mebbe wuz mai falt. Wuz 5 yeers ago, an ai still fink about dat poor goggie.
**wipes away tears, gives mask back**
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Donut feel guiltee! U were trying to halp.
Not ur falt stoopy owner duz stoopy fink like tying teh poor doggeh in back of hiz stoopy truck.
O kerrykatz4! {{{{{{kerrykatz4}}}}}}}}} Ai so sawry for da goggie and dat u and son had to see it and u traied to halp goggie. O mai! Luvs to u and son!
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Aifanks yu. Peeple so stoopy sumtims bout der goggies nd kittehs.
Fanks fur da hugs.
Yah, lunarmommy! Mai Inky kitteh befoar Ai fownds a vetz closer to where ai libs, ai hadda goes across stateline into KS. Nao, Ai didz hev him securely inna proper carrier onna wai to and from but on da wai from…..OMG…Inky gawt owt! Teh car hadz automatic seets. Ai wuz onna major road and for dose ov u dat knoes KC, Ward Parkway. Inky Kitteh gawts ober bai da controls for da seet and ai wuz driving. Teh seet goooeeeess fooooorrrrrwwarrrd, den down,down,down,down, then up,up,up,up and den aaaawwwwllll teh wai bak, bak,bak so ai hadz to pull ober and stuff him bak into his carrier. Hao he gawt owt, ai’ll neber knoes but ai do knoes he iz a hoodeenee. Ai watched him gets owt of his carrier after wii gawts to our noo hoem AWL BAI HIS BEHBEH SELF! So cheezfrens, secure ur behbehs well espeshully hoodeenees! Foar eberywun’s safety!
oh my, we haz a story liek taht too. wen we mooved, 16 yrz ago, frum wun city to dis city 100 miles away, i wented on ahed wif owr liddle boy to meet teh mooving van, wile hubby stayed to finish pakking up and also bring teh kitteh, sheba down. him putted teh rest ob owr stuff in teh pikkup truk an putted sheba in her carrier safely in teh seet beside him. but carrier wuz maded ob cardbord an alreddy had a kitteh-hed-sized hole clawed in it. wen hubby stopped at burger king for supper before starting owt on teh drive, sheba clawed her way owt ob teh carrier an taked off across teh burgerking parking lot!!!
!! forchnately, hubby catched her, but her wuld not go bak in teh carrier. insted, her roded on himz lap teh whole way down teh freeway (an teh two-howr drive eben taked 3+ howrs cawz ob construkshun!!) but wunse she wuz in papa’s lap an culd see wut wuz goin on, her wuz happy.
Eggscape frum Lolcatraz, Part II- Fluffy & Rex argu awl de wai hoam.
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ohai, for noo pikshures ob kumo (teh kitteh formerly knowd az happycat) in himz noo home wif himz noo buddy shiro, go to my profile an clikkie on teh link under “my websites”!
Oh fanks lunarmommy! Grate pix! Ai lieks teh wun of kumo playing wif shiro’s tayle.
shiro iz very hi-strung kitteh. not so territorial, but carez a lot abowt himz purrsunal space. so i surprised him puts up wif taht, but him duz.
Kitteh wishis dat had memberd to bring saddle wif him.
Kitteh mumbling, “wii had a ried to get da peetza but noes! U hadda insult da ried bai getting inna lap and traiing to drive!” O noes, u just hadda do it!
Anudder fine mess yuve gottin us intu, goggie.
Ohai ebbywun! Ai howp dat teh goggie iz nyser dan teh wun in dis pikshur:
http://d.imagehost.org/0962/34pc6bn.jpg
Ai noes liek teh sownd ob awl dat druulin!
whyz it awl writtin in sutch a boks?
Kitteh nd Goggie, takin da seenic root home.
Whew…, I C Y dey kall U smartz doggie, U is ass-toot
*heddesk*
wear da roostur n donkee?
Tehse guiyse bees boviouslee guud buddees, becuz thems ar waulkyng soe kloase tugevver; kitteh seams tuu bees faullowyng goggie’s leed;
Enneyfing tuu xcaipe teh vet vysit;
butt gess wut guiyse: yuu gunna bees goeying bak tomaurrow tuu geyt tohse shots!!!
Da troll iz bak!
Dis troll verree komittud to hayteengk lols. Surprizing investment in time, effort, etc.
Poor troll wat haz no frenz, dis splains much time awn hanz, aifinkso. Kwiklee, les gib him lots ub hugs nd cuteness!!
*sighs* At leest da kitteh n da goggeh iz workin togevur !! Iz like dat … iz gud “RELAYTIONS”
maeks mee fink ob mai frend Paulie hoo gotted owt ov a moovin car onse. he gotted lucky adn didna get borked. He walkeded awl da ways 2 a petsmart (abowt a miel!!!!1!!) all bai his lownsum. da soopersmarty petsmart ppls seed his nameytag adn calleded his daddy to get him. Den dey gave him lotses ov noms.
Ai liek teh storeez wif teh happee endings!
ai gess he jus wanted sum nomz lol
Langwidj! O mai! Ar u a Tea Ar Oh Ell Ell? U nawt funny or frenly! *Does anti troll danse*
Plz to watching yer langwij — dere iz sum yung-ish kittehz dat visits dis site, an sum nawt-so-yungish pplz dat jus duzzint want to see dat. If yer nawt gonna play nieclee wif teh otter kittehz, plz to just go away.
Kthxbaibai.
if yu nawt lyke wut yu seez heer, den troll sumware elze, kthnxBAI!
**joins KCT in anti-troll danse after removing fingers from ears**
Heer, mr troll, luk at mai cute littel face, and heer is sum bebbeh qwakee ducks to swim in da ribber next tu yur ebil troll bridj for xtra cuteness. **tickels ebil trolls feet wif floofy paws**
oh, its just lollllllllllloloololol. him coms arownd evree so offen to helpfully inform us ob how stoopid we are. himz annoying but (mostly) harmless.