Clearly, this was not a good

Clearly, this was not a good decision.
dis nawt such a gud decishun either.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: ArchangelG
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Clearly, this was not a good decision.
dis nawt such a gud decishun either.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: ArchangelG
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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the jungle hav got me!!
Trees should goes up n daown not across!
six letters across : lol word for the thing that is stranded in this pic.
kitteh?
kitteh – k i t t e h
grownd.
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Teh kitteh izunt stranded, teh floor iz. Dis iz in complyans wib teh Nawt Sekkond Law Ob Kittehhood – Kittehs Aer Awlways Rite, Is Rest Ob Wurld Dat Haz Problum.
Concaughtulashunz, Cat_S!! How duz wii sillybrate dis nawt-sekkund uv urz???
drinkz??
dansingz????
napz???
nomz???
awl uv deh abuv????
Naice tot whiskey all raound? An cookies bfor ai heds for bed!
Wisky adn cookeez?? dat b an interesting combinashun. I’ll have tu giv it a try.
Arr snorgles includeded in dis list??
♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪
In deh junglol, deh mitee junglol
Deh kittehz trapt tunite.
In deh junglol deh kwiet junglol
Deh kitteh krize fur halp.
♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪
Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh
Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh
Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh
Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh
♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪
♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪…..
……..MEEEEEOWWWW o Meow a weow a wimaweh
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EEEAAARRRWWWURRRRM!
koncatulashunz on nawt sekkund. ai respect dat.
thnx – is onleh sekund nawt sekkund have manniged! Yeeay!
Yayyyyy C_S!!!! I has a happitail for yew!
Dis look leik my owen kitteh soooo much!
Ai iz teh FUBAR.
Stawp takin my pitcher an reskyoo me!!!
woozled!! {{{{{woozled}}}} Heer yoo ar – an ai wuzznt here to see yoo.
Ai’ve bin thinking ov yoo a lot. Taht link yoo left fur me awn teh condolence paige wuz so wunderful! Thank yoo! Thank yoo izn’t enuf, but it iz awl ai hav. {{{{{{woozled}}}}}
Hoapfullee joo wil kum bak 2 dis oalder fred 2 see dis…
Ai akshully hads 2 go bak & luuk up what link Ai’d poasted foar joo… def one of mai faves… adn fave hopes (butt nawt sune). Teh artist hadz 2 keep leeving hiz drawring bored untill he stawped cryin az he wuz drawring it.
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Ai iz gratifried joo lyked it!! Adn joor fanks iz moar tahn enuf…
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Iz jus want to see Ceiling Cat Nip
Ceiling seems to hav nipped cat!
we gonna have to grease his ears to get’im outta there?
Jest leave butter on table n he find te wai doawn soon!
Cheeeez. Lawts adn lawts ob stinky, smelly blew cheez. Teh stinkier adn smellier teh better.
Jes! Just opin d gushifood an puttitondatable. Kitteh bcome contor, kontur, reallee bendee!
Goggie sed teh noms were up heer. Goggie lied
damgoggie!
I shudda noen bedder dan tu bleeving him.
Well, be fare. Yu wur torchering him wib, well, burning torches until he tawked.
Stop laffing n get mi doawn!
Kitteh pull ups?
You people are sick… getting pleasure from the picture of an obviously distressed kitteh. You should be treating kittehs like gods like the ancient Egyptians.
Stop making funny pictures of kittehs and posting them on the intertubes!
loltroll!!
methinks either tongue firmly in cheek, or in league wit uber-dork on last thread.
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Personally, I’m hoping for the former.
mebbe teh loltroll is loltroll l.o.l.!
*shrugs* mebbe da goats got the bugger.
Ai iz gettin a tired frum huggin dese trolls tudai.
**big sigh that onlee mommys can do**
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Ai agriiz holhartedlii. Hoapz sumwan got kittoon daown qwiklii an saiflii.
Itz a kitteh!
[sarcasm]
You don’t say…..
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Kitteh iz having fun hanging around
Cawl teh fyremanz
Waittaminnit….ai gots 2 go brush mai hares an put awn sum maek-upz.
Fyremanz? **climbs up beside kitteh** HALP!!
Teh fyremanz aer 2 reskyoo teh kitteh, nawt fur ur benny fitt!
Ar yu sure ub dat? Ai wud mek sure dat kitteh iz rescuwd…at sum point.
who’s gonna rescue da fyremanz?
Ai gess dey hab tu send ebben more fyremanz!
Wat teh fyremenz need reskooin frum?
Littlol ole mi? Naw…..
A gud fyremanz can do bof atta saem tiyme.
Yesh, pleez tu onlee sind da gud fyremanz, operatur.
But, wut if wii getting deh nawty firemenz???
How mennee ….. um …… things, can dey do atta saem tiyme?
If U iz gud sandy claws will gib U wun and U can fined out.
Dey haz much traynings…aifinks dey can du lotz ub fings. **crosses paws**
Pleez tu send dem kwiklee!
Eklol Opporchewnity! Send me fyrewimmins tu!
Mus klime up hai nd yell HALP!
Okay.
Plz 2 send fyrewimmins 4 jd an shd.
yes, yes, A THOUSAND TIMES YES!!!!
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kplzthx
Gee dan, r u shure?
Doan maek enny sudden desishuns, nao.
Taek ur tyem an fink abowt it.
tick-tick-tick…..ding.
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yepper….bring’em on.
**A female inna fyre-suit walks toward shd. She reaches up and takes off her fyre-hat, her lawng hares cascading out frum unner-neeth. Teh free hand casually tousels out any knots. Hur big beyotiful eies luuk at his.**
Ohai handsum. U needs sum halp?
Hmmmm……I’z nawt a fyreman….but ai has sum treyningz in savinstuffz…….
*tries to climp up to help, gets stuck too*
Erm…..HALP PLZ!!!
DC, no offense, but u nawt mush halp, gettin stuck wif teh kitteh.
Ohai lady-fyrefyter. Dan has left teh bilding, aifinso. U kin wate arown a littlol whiel ifn u want. Do u smoke?
Heer……..has a CAMEL!
did himz walk a myle??
nao, dat’s just mean.
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I gotta go and do stuffs on stage, and get humped. taint fair.
U gotta get humped?
**Takes self to NB**
*follows rhsb in2 deh NB*
Want sum shamperz?
*pourz eech a fresh glass.
Cheez!! I wunder if deh Taint Fair iz like a Kownty Fair? Oar iz dat ware Dan goez tu git humped??
*puts on Evil Lecherous Hump t-shirt (it’s a Firefly thing)* yep, be there before long meself.
Cweenmj! U maded mi LOL! Iz gud fing mai famlee nawt hoem rite nao. Dey alreddy finks aiz looney az it iz.
SHD – Ai hazza fren hoo iz in2 Firefly, but aiz nawt. So, iz teh Taint Fair moar fun tahn teh NB?
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♫♫ Ti-i-i-iny bublolz
♫♫ I-i-i-i-in deh winez
♫♫ Make mii feel happee
♫♫ Make mii feel finez!!
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But, doan teh fyremens lyk teh whole “Damzel in DisDress” fing?
If Aye answers dat tehy kick me outta the NB.
U get kicked OUTTA teh Nawty Barn?
Dat mus b sum commint u had in ur hed.
Ai in DisDress…HALP!
Furgitz DisDress…ai’z in NoDress >:) …takes selb awf to NB…an drags fyremenz alolng…
=^..^=
**doing hur bestest Penelope Pitstop impresshun, compleet wif arm at foarhed**
Halp! Halp!
Oh hai, rhsb, dint see yu clime up heer. **Puts arm at fourhed az well**
1 – 2- 3 – HALP US!!
Car full. If tu manee cawls 4 halp, teh fyremanz nawt come until after SWat usez teh crying gasses.
Can da SWat menz in da unyforms halp us wif nawt da crying gasses?
Dey doan git tu plai wif teh crying gasses berry offen. When dey haz teh oppur.. oppor.. chance, dey nawt liek to wastes it.
Ai wanna kno dat alsew.
Ifn ai cryed, it wud mess up mai make-upz an ai wud has teh lawng blak streeks goin down mai fayse.
Nawt a gud luuk, trust mi.
some folks spend hours trying to get just that effect. that goth/emo thing.
Iz bettur to hab one lonely tear tu run down purrfikly made up face, aifinkso.
ao did the firemanz cum ? i was not alloweded
ai missded teh fyremens!!
I iz in Ur haus, hanging on Ur porch
Lookowt! U’ll fawl an hurt ur toesies!
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Oops, too laet.
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Heers a musick 2 go wif dis pikshur… http://www.youtube.com/watch?=uR6U5Bt3zog
Ouch mah toesies demz hurt
ohai rhsb!
nah, kitteh’ll find summting sawft to land on…………hey, lookit dere, a sleepin’ kitteh-slave, dat belleh will do for landing zone.
myoosic?
did somwun say musick?
(sorry, rhsb, but yer linky did nawt werk for me, so ai founded this wun:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-x9mv8a3i9A
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seems appororororororopriate.
Let’s trai dis wun: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uR6U5Bt3zog
*nodding in time to da beat o Sloopy music*
ohai, phillipe! booklion is finking about a minicheezmeet in W. Mass. i mebbee abul to get to Noho, how bout chew?
ps is dat guy playing teh paino riiiiiiiiiillly tall, dat paino rillllllllly lil, or all da bove?
Oh teh soots! Oh teh turtlolneks! Oh, tehy luk so yung!
Ai fink teh leed guitarist is trying to get rid ob a weggie…
Um……..halp?
sure!
*fwipfwipfwip*
tendrils0doom reskew rhsb from wotever dat otter skerry vine is.
Ohai, Sweetpea!
U has tendrilsOdoom?
Izznt dat danjirus?
danjereus? no, of course not!
*twitchy tendrilz tap trap door switch*
*plooof*
*rhsb falls into shute , slides down, wheeeeeeeeeee lands on softy down*
OK you can thnk me later, after da fyremins reskew you.
Okay, but plz 2 let tehm kno ai iz down heer.
Hai! Ur tendrils mite come in handee if ai ebber wanna get EM bak 4 tryin 2 poyzin mi. R u up foar halpin mi gets mai revendge?
but 0 course!
wanders off, forgetting to call fyremins…
HHHHHAAAAALLLLPPPPPP!!!!!
Ai has been trikded bai teh plant!
**grumblols 2 self**
Wen ai gets outta heer, ai gonna go buy mi a Ginormous bottlol ov Roundup an has a werd oar 2 wif taht tricky twitchy tendrilly fing.
*sound 0 firetruck comink frm long way off*
handsumfyremins: “ohai, miss. we came to reskew you at
teh urjent rekwest 0 sweetpea.
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wait. wot is dat??? roundup????
*quik conference wif otter hansome fyremins*
*backs away*
noes, we r not authoriced to halp wif cleanup 0 toxik materilols. BRB, we go gets our Hazmat soots.
*handsome fyremins drive off*
But, but……ai nawt has teh Roundup yet!
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Wow. Nyse hose.
Hmmmm what dis switch do?
*tap teh switch, Trap door flys open.*
Ohai, Any body Down there?
West River rat! Mai heero!
Ai iz down heer! Teh sew-cawled “sweetpea” maded mi fawl frew teh trap door an ai finkso hur nawt cawld teh fyremens ether!
Gets mi outta heer, plz!
Ai will call fyremans.
Has some cheez tu nom while u wait.
*tosses down a fresh jar of extra stinkee limburger cheez
wanders off to find a telolphone*
PHEW!!!
**Note to self: Axk WRr 4 diffrent cheez nexst tiem ai gets frowed down a trap door**
Comes back wif CCC adn a YNG.
rhsb Ai could nawt find fyremans. Dis YNG offurz tu halp, Izzit Okai 4 him to comez down?
Yesh, himz will do.
Send him down wif sum brie, crustee fronsch bread, an sum gud wine (whyte, plz).
oh noes!!! teh SP drupped yew down teh trapded door an wen orf an left yew abandunnded?
Okai, Here dey comes.
*checks list*
Fronsch bread – check
2000 Chateau D’yquem Sauterne – Check
YNG – check
Bris – (Aifinkso dat what she axk 4) – Check
*Waltzez bai and lowerz a bottlol uv
*shampaynez, corkskrew adn 2 glassez
Enjoy!!
I fink the YNG is too old for a bris.
BRIE!!!! Ai sed BRIE!!!!
Iz teh gud cheez.
Bris? DO NAWT WANT!
West River Rat!! Did yoo just say “Chateau d’yquem?”
d’yoo hav ene moar??
Was last boddlol. Iz beddur dan dom perignon Aifinkso. (moar eggspensive too)
Ai KNOw!! It’z bedder tahn most enething else – bai far!!
Awn tawp uv wich, I seemz tu hav fur-gawtin y I mayd disizhun n teh nawt sekkund pleys.
Ohai, Stagehanddan!
Merry Krissmiss!
nawt funneh, nnaaawwwt funneh at awl, I might have to take down all dose fricken trees and send’em back whence they came. and I still have the headache from dealing with those trees, the count is eight days now.
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I’m punching the first santa I see.
Plz to close ayez when Ai be walking by. I nawt want punch.
*puts shd onna nawty list, taeks him off teh Nawty barn list*
reindeer:
teh 8 warning signs of chrismas
Reindeer: Vinn-uh-ssun roastuz for 2/3 ub teh dayz ub Krissmuss…
=^..^=
**makes big tewkeela drinkee fur shd…nawt eggnogs** Pleez tu nawt use boss as top ub tree ornimint..dis drinkee shud halp yu!
ohai kerrykatz4 … do ai rememeber correctly that yew are nooly bloo? in choir ing minds wants to noes.
Oh hai, PdB, nau am bloo nd nawt singin da bloos ennymore!
**dans dans dans**
and it cud be werse. spoze they nawt only does trees, they duz wize
assmen. Wut do yew spoze those wizemen wud be travelling on? huh?arabian camels
bactrians
camels. just plain camels.
d—n camels
eeeeeeek!!! camels again
f …
frickin’ camels
gosh-darn camels
handy dandy camels
i…
In kums da camels agin
Just a few more camels
Kamels…da rebel ones
Lots mor camels
M….
Mostly mangey camels
Nawty camels, the kind that give Dan lip
Oh please, no more camels!
I…..can’t…..breath……..laughing………too…..hard…..*slither-thud*
Motorcycle Camels
Nomad Camels
Onlee Camels
P…
Irreedescent camelz
Jumping camelz
Kindly camelz
Large camelz
Mudder ub awl camels
Now luk, mor camels
Octavius, da camel
Plethora of camels
Q…
Qwazy camels
Roll owt da camels
Santz preesurv us, mor camels
T…..
Tip Toeing into Danz Bedroom Camelz
UUuuuuuuugleee Camelz
Very Long Lipped Camelz
W……
Waaaay more camels
Xtra camels
Young Camels
Zany Camels
Wikkedly affekshunate camels
XOXOXO camels
Yes, yes, I’m a camel, you’re a camel, wouldn’t you lyke to be a camel, too.
Zip! on teh camels.
ohai, bib! when r you thinking you mite be in w Mass? Mebee I could be there in Sprgfld or Noho on S’funday afternoon/eve? or nex tweak?
ohai! Sweepea. I’m finking I will drive on Fried egg,’cause frum teh wevver reports it looks like a more fun day for dribing. I fink it takes about 4 hours to get frum here to Springfieldish. I do wants to go before s’funday, because I wants to spend enuff time to haz a good look around, but I haz to be back here by teh 24th. Can Fried Egg work for you?
oh, i duzn’t fink so…i hazza poyntmint
fr job interview fr holly daze temp job. den a lunch appointmint wif a crazy peruvian. dangits. mebbe catch you an otter thyme? i would rek0 mend The Casualty, er, I mea La Cazuela in Noho for a fun, somewot surreal
Mexican fud experience. I lubs da fud description: eg burritoes wif Windy Hamlet Farms Gote organick cheez frm Vermont. Srsly.
Oh, too bad. Mebbe on teh day when I comes bakk frum Maine?
I will haz lappytop wif me, so when I decides what day I will be drbing, I will let yu know.
Good luck on teh temp job interview. I hopes yu gets it, and dat it will be fun.
I hpes teh Peruvian is crazy in a gud way.
*Reminiscent sigh* I remembers going to a Peruvian restaurant in Chicago two elebenties ago, and hao wunnerful teh food wuz.
yeh…mebbe not.
i can haz nest?
Plz to put down teh camra an HALP MEH!!!!!
Ohai. Whai iz ai up heer, u axk?
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Wayle, ai wuz jes onna floor, wunnerin wat fings luuked lyk frum up dere. Sew, ai climbded up heer 2 see.
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Yeah, dats mai storee. Ai MENT 2 do tihs!
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Whai u luukin at mi lyk iz nawt teh troof?
Ai wuzzen lukkin fur birdees, ai pwomis.
Romeow is wayting fur JulieCat
Ware fore art her?
Speaking ov wherefore art, haz ennybody heard frum Goosey? She disamappeared last week, and I hazzn’t seen her here sins.
She b libbing in Su Fallz, SD. Mebbee she b habbing a lack uv elektrissiteez kuz uv deh storm??
I wuz wundering about that. But anodder SD cheezpeep, west River Rat, I fink, haz been online menny times sins teh big sotrm. Ennyway, let’s send gud thots to Goosey.
Yah, i have the worrieds. She was orgamiceing da Darknstormy nite, but nebber came. {goosey}
*praying for hurs*
hmm. checked mai emayo and I duzn’t having hur dere. she musta rekested tu b on deh map frum a commint heer. I cant seeing hur profile page.
I founded a word press blog for her, and she haz been making entries there.
oh, good. i goes check my fwends list then track doon hur blog
oh fanks, plz to let us know if she iz okays… I has bin wondering/worried abowt goosey 2.
Su Fallz nawt lack teh elektrissiteez. Dat be teh udder end ob teh state…Rapid Sitties. Mebbe she at teh cort haws watchin the Hail’s anguls.
Luuk heer, u stoopy hareless pink monkee, u has dun stuff WAI stoopy-ur dan dis! An ai nawt telled enny wun.
Nao u fink iz gud tyem 2 taek pikshurs an post it 2 CC and EBERYWUN?!?!?!
Doan 4get, u gotsta sleep sumtyem.
Jes sayin.
kitteh has catitude, but don’t make hairless monkee 2 madz
odderwise U will no has gooshie fuds
Oh, Crap.
Um, Kittehroy was here?
nice one
This one is the first one to make me lul in awhile.
W00t!! W000t!!!! I b blowing mine own horn!!!!
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I now haz 3000 frenz!!!!
Party tiyme!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bring owt deh dansing pigz!!!
Putting on ur pointy party hatz!!
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*P-O-P* Shampaynez fur AWL mai frenz!!!!!
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ooooo. bublolz!!!
Wow, cweenjmj!
Concatyoolayshuns!
U iz sew populolar. An sew lubbed. {{{{{{cweenmj}}}}}}
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*Grabz deh rhsb paw adn spinnigz rownd deh ruum*
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hope you botted lots 0 christmas cards. wif camels on dem.
o yes. mennee cardz. wif prittee camelz. Lotza camelz.
I can haz 3001? Ai has a happytayl 4 U.
Conga ratz be heer to dans in a minnut.
yes!!! u b 3001!!!!!! Thank yoo!!!
**puts on pointee partee hat wif pinkee pom poms on top**
dans dans dans spin dans dans dans clinkee glasses for da cween!
Clinkee glazzez wif KK4!!
*holdz deh KK4 paw and dey dansing rownd the ruum,
*spinning and twurling adn dipping deh shampaynez
I has 305 Uz is 10 times as popular!
I bow to thee the cween of cheezland
Schmooz tu yooz, 2k!!
*Klinkee glassez
Cheez!!!
*klinkee glasses*
Concachulayshuns! Yu reely r teh cween!
Thankz!!
*pourz moar bubblee*
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Rassin-frassin cookin pot!
Ai iz makin pasketti an the stoopy pot keeps boilin watur out ov itself! Iz wun of dose wif teh straynur insert an teh watur gotta go up sew far but apparently nawt berry far, becuz ai keep dippin watur outta teh pot, but it keeps comin out an sizzlin onna burnur!
DIS iz whai ai nawt cooks much!
ooh, dis luks liek my shiro-kitteh, all teh way on teh tippy-top ob teh fort in teh bakyard, all skared an kant figyur owt how to get bak down (agin) (shiro not teh smartest kitteh in teh wurld). i tries to help him an all i gets are teh poynty endz!
which makes me start finking, how teh kitteh get up tehr in the furst plase?
Considered choices – not always a cat’s forte.
Ceiling cat – ur doin it wrong!
Little help! Pleez!
Off topic (a bit) – I can’t remember how to make this a favorite? Help please?
“i waz onleh tryin to do an ipreshunz of seeling kat!”
Wow unlike other cats that one speaks so eloquently.