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basement cat summons the undead
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Is furst or no?
disqualified, need reference to pic.
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nice try though, yer quick.
Besides teh commint needing to be about teh pixshur, we also duzzn’t use teh f-werd.
But yu r ov a qwikness.
hiz to all. luvs dis wun! will be so hapee whin wu n ub mai lols gits on dis page…
Congratchulayshuns awn teh nawt secund!
Well…. tekniklee, yew comminted befoar ennywun else did. Plz to tayk dat fur wut itz werf.
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Ai guessin yew iz relativlee new heer — so welkum to ICHC! It iz a wunnermus playce filled wif lots uv bery niec kittehs, goggies, manatees, rodents (plz to nawt eeting teh rodents — dey is frends, nawt fud), an awl otter kinds uv aminuls. We haz 1 rool heer — play nicely wif ebbreewun.
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We awlsew haz sum gidelinez — inkludin dat if yew are luckee enuf to haz teh chance to post befoar ennywun else, yew shud put sum sort of thot into yer commint. Response kin be funneh, witteh, thot-provoking, mooving, touching, or an alternative capshun fur teh pikshur. If yew putz thot into yer response, teh cheezpeeps will concatshoelace yew & offer yew drinks, dansings, noms, and udder sillybrayshuns.
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Teh otter mayn gideline iz dat we finks uv “furst” az a tsk tsk werd (moastlee becuz it often comes akross as rood eben if teh purrsun dat sed it diddint meening to be rood). We much prefurrz “nawt sekkund.”
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Plz to enjoy awl teh tiem yew spends heer at ICHC. Iffin yew wantz, yew mite be able to get a tour uv teh place frum cweenmj. She is bery gud at givin teh tours. If yew clickee on hur bloo naem, you will majiklee be transported thru teh intertoobs to her blog where yew kin find out hao to getting an avatar & make yer naem bloo & otter niftee fings.
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*pours Seano a choklit martoonie*
*clinkee glasses*
Cheez!
“Fish are friends, not food”
No wayt…..*shifty eyes**alters quote*
“rodences re cheezfrends, nawt fud”
Ai duzn’t see ne differense in teh two quotez…..
aaaannnnd for a sufficient gratuity, I can see no difference either.
Well — wun refrences fish & teh otter wun refrences rodintz. Udder dan dat, yesh — dey is moastlee teh saem. Itz nawt niec to nom yer frendz wiffowt der purrmishun.
wy wud yew nom yer frendz in teh nawt secund plaes?
nd awlsew, wy wuld yer frendz gib yew permisshun tew nom awn dem?
Oh, bite mii!!!!!!!!
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:snerk:
*eerz perk up*
U Reely wantz bited?
yew actchooalee meanz dat, mah cween??
adn ai, oh cween, :snerk: at ur :snerk:
Shamperz, Mai Deer??
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oh yes plz. i lubs teh bubbulie
u steel buttering buttz todai oar waz taht jus a won teim speshul oh currents?
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Well, smammie did ask fur it.
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I noez, it sowndz weerd. kinda sprized mii, 2. But faktz iz faktz. she askinged tu have hur butt buttered, adn I, beeing deh kind puursun dat I am, obliged. But i think i will draw deh line at wun butt buttering.
Um …. akshullee iz moar uv a Nawty Barn type refrenz. Ai will just leeving it at dat.
**snerk**
Eh…wut doez yew beez a-meenin by d—-
I can has trip to NB nao?
Ohai, {{{{DK}}}}} Yu kin goze tu NB enny tiem yu liekz. If yu ar awlredy nawty oar if yu wantz tu be nawty iz ok. Same wif tybooteek. yu nawt has tu wate til yu has nawt secund commitn.
hey maj!!! nice tew see yew…………. kinda layte in’t it??
heh…..
dat beez noo nooz tew meh…..
sumtimes yew gets sended tew NB an sumtimes yew jus go cuz yew wanta!!!
an bekuz it haz a transporter run bai skottee, an a space-time continyunum looop inside, yu duznt hafta wurree bowt teh reel werld invadin.
Hey jamamakitty, how yu doin tonite?
iz otay………… a liddel tyred…….. dunno why………an yew?
Hai, Jamamamamamamammaammama!!
I b silly bray ting!!!
I haz 3000 adn 1 frenz!!
*P-O-P*
*opunz nuzzer bottlol uv shamperz*
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Haz a Shamp Aynez!!!
Cheerz!!!
ai bin wachin yer fren count………an new it wuz gettin close!!! concatulations!!! mebbe sumdai yew will be able to see dems
fankie fur teh shampain!!! schlurrrrrrrrrrp!!! dish shud help me sleep tewnite!!!
{{ladymondegrene}} so nice tu heer frum yu at dis time!
ohai kk4……….. any werd onna innervue?? (crosses finners)
wut dey sez………… jinx???
Doin otay…innerbew seemd tu go fine, dey letz me no nest week. Ai hab nudder won on Mon. Ai litel tyrd tu…gits dark so erlee, seem like shuld be midnite nao!
Ai haz sum letturs on CCR’s site, aifinks yu kin red dem? Den nawt hab tu seh saym fing agin! Bout mai tattoo adbenshur nd mai cage fightin son.
dat mus be it……… mai gud thots fur job comin yer wai!!!
ai will reeds teh ccr messiges…. ai wish herz can finds ush on hyer soon
on dat note………..ai iz signin orf fur teh ebening….. we can haz 200 commints an den ebbryfing gets all borked an ai getz mad!! ai will spare maiself dat priblij……… {{{{{nite cheezpeeps}}}}}
Greetingz Mai Lady!!!
ShamPaynez??
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Cheez!!
Ai finks ai shood just build maiseff an ‘partment in teh Nawtee Barn…
=^..^=
Fanks nightshayde fur all of dee helps. I yooshually just look at de pikshurs widdout posting in de commentz. Maybee I will lern to purfekkt my LOLspeak and lern the wayz of teh intertubes!
Praktiss, praktiss, praktiss.
Yew mite finding sum bery gud info in teh Lolspeak Wiki (linkee at teh tawp uv teh paij – abuv teh brown bar). Az far az ai kin tell, dere is rillee no “rong” way to lolspeak. Teh important fing iz dat yew haz teh fun! Oh — and we won’t criticize you if you chose to write in standard English either. Iffin yew haz kweschunz, just ask — sumwun will probablee ansur ebenchullee. 
Welcum Seano! Dis be very nyce place. Glad yr hear! Don’t worree. Yer lolspeek be berry gud. Yew will be a xpurt in no tyme!
Oh hai, Seano, Yu haz gud lolspeeks. Nawt tu woreez!!
ai tinks mah lolskeeks beez a bit nawt sew gud, but ai still triiz…..
Azlawngaz udder pplz unnerstands wut yew meenz, den itz awl gud!
altho mizunderstandins r fun too…
Sew dey ar…..
espeshuallee iff dey maek yew need tew goez tew teh NB…
Ohai, {{{{{Seano}}}}}} We kin has menny difrent aksentz ub da lolspeek. eech ub us can maikz it up da wai we wantz.
Ar yu tellin uz u bee fursty? Here iz watter fur yu.
heh….ai jus gawt dat jus nao……
minions………I haz dem
Az ur devoted minyun, I bringz shampaynez frum previuz thred.
*P-O-P*
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Shamperz awl rownd!!!
hai mah cween! Ah breeng chokklit…..
*bows and offurs chokklit*
Fankee fr teh champers, cween!
Ai stil dansin, ai allso iz fwowing much sparklee confetee all obber da plase!
Yayz foar teh sparkleez!
tho dey git stuk in mah alreddie sparklee scaleez….
Yesh, da sparkleez getz stuk ebbrywere…
espeshully in mah shinee bloo scalez….
wtf? i doan gitit
champagne brought over from previous thread, new bottle opened, symbols represent bubbles. drinks for those who wish to imbibe.
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salud
Nummy! Ai bringz shtrawberreez and slysed peeches fur teh Shamperzaynes…
=^..^=
…an tehy iz verii, verii skairii!!!
thank yu!
ai iz teh lokal representativ uv Minyuns R Us.
hav sum fliers, handowts, an a free limegreen t-shurt (kurtesy uv EM, ink).
Pleez fill owt the applikayshun, we ar alwayz luking for moar vicktims.. um, ai meen volunters.
kthxhavaniseday!
Dat unded wuz taykin a nap, aifinkso.
I dint kno ghosties tooked naps.
that could explain unexpected cold spot in nap-ing playce. yah?
i try tu find teh cold spotz theez dayz.
PercyCat!! Hai!! how ya ben?? I hazn’t seeinged u in a wyle.
{{{PC}}}
yur so sawheet…i wanna b on teh map k..n sugar hill
Uuuummmmmmmmmmmmm.
ware b sugar hill??
check googlee.
Noo Yawk??
iam sawry..tis in gorgeus georgia…i bin ovr at yur
profyl leefin u a messij…tank u kyndly {{cweenmj}}
oooh! somewun eles frum Georgia?
yeh, adn mi sonz a tinder fut scout who
wud b a sekkund class f heed pass teh
watur test, so i guess heez gawt alotta cat
in him..lol….massteur eagul..(yeh i wuz
lurkin lasnite an saw u sed dat)
lawl…ah wuz gonna ask wy yew brot uup scoutz…..
eet took lottsa werk…and sum…erm…..’forceful encouragement’ frum mah dad…..but eet wuz wuth eet!
Ok, i gottid u on deh map. U b in deh Georgia Kololonee.
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I redded deh messij u lefting fur mii.
But I cant seeing ur profile (oar a bunch uv uzzerz– it b a problum wif mai intertube serviss), so I can’t leeving u a messij.
{{{{PC}}}} {{{{PC huzzbin}}}}
I hopez deh DrTinycatz kin making thingz awl bedder.
yay..i feel lykz ah cumpleet cheezfren neow!
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thanx fur teh hugz and gud thotz {{cweenmj}}!
awwwwwwwww yew alwaiz wuz!!! {{{PC}}}
cum to Ohaio iffen u wantz teh cold spotz…awlso teh rainyz
***liefs singing “rainy daz & Wednesdaiz maeks meh criiii***
Whur in Ohaio? (useta lib in Clebeland)
Casper, the unlukee ghost.
Casper nawt go ober well in Calolifunia, aifinkso…dey maeks himz haz playstuck sirguhmeree, gitz a hayrepeece and uh sprayee-awn tan…
=^..^=
Dey sleepz durin teh day so dey kin haunting awl nite, aifinkso. Yesh?
Aifinks dat BC mek shur da sleeps last lawng tiem.
Aifinks dat sum wakeded BC. Himz gonna be teh grumpee.
BC luks most dizpleezd, aifinks.
eet luks liek basement cat wuz taekin a nap befoar teh pic wuz taekin….
sum hoomin waked BC frum nap, naow unded minyuns keep hooman waked.
*Handz NS a shampayne flute sparkling wif bubbleez*
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Cheez!!
Fanks!
*slurrrrrrrrp*
*gigglol* Teh bubblols tickleded mah noze.
Mmmm – datz sum gud shampers!
oh… hes not ded yet.
Basement Cat…keeps CC’s tinee minions under control.
Yew can git kicked out ov teh NB????
*gulp
X dis wun aut….mah internet had a hiccup….
psst… yah but teh upstares windo iz alweyz open…
just as lawng as yew brush awl teh sparkliez awf ov yew befoar re-enturrin…
no sparklees???
but I has been waring my glittery i-lashez there…
dey apparently doant want othurr sparkliez awn dem, foar when dey go hoem, teh sparkliez wuld stay awnt dem……
oar sumtin liek dat…
do ai hafta brush awf awl the rose petals 2? ai pwomiss tehy wont get under yer skales- but even iffn tehy do- itll just make yu smell pretti
Hmmm…sew dey wuld……
roes petalz r ok, afinksew…
hm. well.
If teh YNGs to not want me 2 ware teh glitter…. well den tehy is gonna has to take it offa me, themselfs.
STN
STN??
so there nyah, or neener
oh goodee! roses it iz…
*flowery poses*
ahh… it smellz just hevenlee!
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leeza- sumtaims yu skare me… but taht’s problee why we iz such gud frends. off teh the NB agen are we… ah well, teh bistro is kallin mai name, and they has karaoke upstares.
ooo karaokee?
Lets sing Strai Cat Strut!
Ai was finking Cat scratch febber.
wot abowt,
♪ Memmmmmmreeeesss…..
All a lone in teh mooooonliiiiiiiiite….
nd CC keeps BC under controll…..
tis a cycle, methinkz…
y did basement cat trie to summon only wun minyun?
y not summon 100 minyuns?
Dis wunz a boiminyun & awl teh gurlminyunz iz in lien fur teh liddul ghools room?
yeh, dey’re dere fixin’ de ectoplasm………and makkin’ disparagin commints about the one poor, lonely boiminyun.
Aw. iz u feline pikt on, Dan??? Haz sum moar shamperz!
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wut?? u wuz spekting sumfing else?
mimosa, need vitamin C
Haz some dan de lion wines…is full ob vitymins and anti ox dents.
Ai maeks it myself.
adn no sulfates fur tu give me haedake? yummm
oooh, do yu haz recipe to share, West River rat?
I tasted dandelion wine once, on my wedding day, akshully, and it wz teh win.
Iz da win wine, fur shur. Ai hab uncle hoo used too mek dat. Bery lishus gud!
U can finds wun u liek on the interwebz, google has 64K hits. I doan liek to gib recipes wif alcohol content onna open forums.
Okay. That’s bery consci…consheee…conscience-full ov you….yipes! many recipes, very different frum each ovver. Just tell me this — are you careful to use only teh petals? It must take forebber to pick off all of teh green bits.
Yes is a lawng dai. iz wurf it, but ai onlee do it wun tiyme ebery 2-3 years
Bestest wine is rose hip wine. But it takes foreber to find and prep free oar foar pounds of rose hips.
I can has trip tew teh NB nao? Espechuallee afturr reedin dis….
maybee dis wuz test, nd BC wuz pre…pri…..getting reddy tew summon moar??
when minions not bizzy, tehy just hangin around town.
Tehy has to be rounded up, like teh usual suspex.
Y r dere stikkerz on deh TV??? Iz dis a gnu style???
Hooman keeps posty note on der to member to feed BC awn time, aifinkso!
kk4 u hr?
Ai here, mai Calicorose54! Wuzzup?
{{{Calicorose54}}} Hey girlfren, ai here, I leebed yu sum letters. Ai hadz tu reboot mai compewter. Stoopy fing. You crakz meh up, funee girl!
oh funni…thoz look lyk teh free address labulz i gets n teh mail cuz i luvz thoz
calundurz adn cardz n givvem $ ever now n then.
Datz wut aifinks, tew!
Iz becawse in cayse da Tee-Vee gets lawst, da won hoo finds it can puts it een da mayle bawks an eet gets bak to da peepz who owns eet!
Is a berreh smart idea fur da peepz who lewse deir tee-vee aweften. ^-^
Think it meen small hoomin live dere. Dats wut I do once wif stikkers, get big slap onna hands fur it.
Basement Cat compels THEE!!! (Thee wut, ai don’t know.)
i claim dis sole fur mi ownz.
mmmm….sole.
sole? as in teh fishiez?
I’z gonna sit awn mah Perch, awn mah Bass, awl teh dai lawng…
aahhh…taht’s good bass.
Or at lees until tuched by Basement Cat,
then not so good bass.
mai mum sold her sole for ten scents… ai just put mine up for rent.
dis bazement cat iz purrful.
Aifinkso this BC haz a nawt happee. Haz pointee endz aout.!
look at thoz leopard stripez on his tail…very pritty cat.
Doan luuk direckly in2 himz eies!
Puts awn sunglasses.
“Dere iz no Basement Cat. Onlee Zuul.”
*gigglol* Ghostbusters ref ftw!
Frum teh luk on BC’s fays – iz a warnin tu da hoomin takin’ da piktur!
*Ai is new heer, too! Lurves to reed all ur kommints! Lurves cheezland!*
Ohai, brightspot! Welcome 2 cheezland!
Wii lubs it heer 2. Ai wud be losted wifowt mai cheezfrenz!
Thx, rhsb!
Welkum to ICHC, brightspot! Itz a wunnermus playc … (yew mite want to reed mah long commint up neer teh tawp… or yew mite nawt). Ai still haz werk to do (pleh) & kint taek teh tiem to type dat awl ober agin.
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*pours brightspot an appletini (to matchin hur kwiltee skware)*
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*clinkee glasses*
Cheez!
alreddy red it! Alsow new it frum reedin fur teh passed week rso.
Deff’ntly no to avoyd teh “f” werd! 
Yer kwiltee changed. Y duz yer kwiltee changed?
Nao ai haz a puzzloled.
mine did when I changed the email handler for the ICHC account.
That iz reelee a VERREE brite. . .color!
Turquoise?? sumhao, it just izzn’t reelee yoo.
yes… I allwayz pikshures him in something liek…. camel.
grrrrrrrrr
*feeling ebil*
Got a song for ya Dan…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YUKcdYjGeA&feature=related
fine, then I won’t tell ya about the sasquatch inna utilikilt here today.
ai sees yew wun camel walk and raise yew Ahab teh Arab
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLB15kBvn_c
wot? bigger tahn u?
um… well I can’t take it back now….
*gives big sad eyez to Dan*
I fot u wud LIKE the song!
*crocodyle tears trembul on teh verge of falling*
Pleeeeeez?
jus wait tilll yew seez dan ridin teh camel!!!
LB, yer try’n ebil, then hit meh wit da beeg sad eyes and gater teers?
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I have a little sister with big brown eyes, I am immune to such persuasion.
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and yes the guy is considerably larger than I, in all dimensions.
But mine r teh blue-green onez…
same here, except one is blue and one is green
o! my bestest frend in HS had one green and one brown.
Mine just changez color ‘pending on wot I iz waring.
So ur not gonna forgib me?
I wasnt bein ebil ebil.
I was just bein mis, mes, er nawty ebil.
and sometiems people like that…
*one eyebrow slowly raises* rreeeaaalllly, izzat sew.
itz bin my experiense….
tru, we had a stagehand here who wasn’t happy until I told her the dirty joke of the day. *shrugs*
yeah, I miss the purple….
*Handz Janet a crytal shampayne flute,
*kumpleet wif shampayne.
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Cheez!!
and if u goez tu teh pundit kitchen (i think thatz teh
wun) u get a littl creature thingy avatar….win u maek
a commint…
EW! Those spongebob karacters?
DO NOT WANT.
yup…..ICHC wud be noffink wifawt mah cheezfrendz!
Oh hai, brightspot!! kum wif mii tu deh tybooteek!!
*takez brightspot bai deh furry paw.
*dey opunz deh door adn stepping inside
Deh booteek haz evree thing u needz fur deh kumming winter!! Nices snugglee Cheezpeep map blankeez, kitty hot wadder bottlolz, adn speshul kitteh mugz fur yur hot chokklit!!
*handz brightspot a bavving cap wif sand dollarz*
Dis will protekting ur braynez frum deh splortz. Dere iz bownd tu b splortashus kittehz tu b seen.
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*pourz 2 chokklit martooneez
*klinkee glassez
Cheez!!!!!!
Dat wuzzn’t dere wen ai started postin…..
Oh hai, brightspot. Welkums to cheezland!
Thx evvybudy! all sew sweet!
ennybuddy know hao to get teh piktur Ai put on mai profyl to sho up insted of teh kwilt skware?
Oh hai agin!!! I haz deh anser tu dat adn moar at mai helperz paige. It b full uv infur mayshunz fur deh noobeez, adn deh not so noo beez, tuu.
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http://www.cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/
Okay, frenz, ai gonna sai “Bye” foar nao.
Mai pasketti iz dun, teh stove iz messee, an ai gots 2 chanj shirts b4 ai eet mai dinnur. (ALWAYZ gets pasketti sawse awn maiself)
Sew, has a gud nite, dai, or watebber an doan do nuffin ai wud nawt do!
Gnite!! {{{{rhsb}}}}
Gud nite, rhsb! Mebbe we shud haz teh TyBooteek start stocking bibz!
I finkso, dere b a kumpleet line uv kitteh kitchin aksessoreez….. pot holderz…. dish towulz…. can opunerz…… bibz …… chip klipz ……… aprinz…. oben mittz… ooooo dotz……………
wutz up wif teh dots… iz tehy awn sale? ai see tehm everyware nao…
G’nite RHSB. Mite I rekkomendz da orangyred shirt? Dis be best cammoflaj fur da pasketti sawse…
Gud nite nd hapee sleepy times rhsb!
pasketti… yummie. enjoi ur dinner.
…”summonses”…, however you want to spell it.
K, tnk, bai
Nice 1, Seano! iz new 2! Don’t remrk tha nam as a pile o’ cricketz. My cat’s name is Cricket, werdo fat kitteh, scurge of cricketz! Nice lolz!
Welkum, Cricketz! Ur cat sounds awsum!
ROFL!
ai tink dis iz teh poifekt capshun fer dis pic!
eberee tyme ai luuk at it, ai lol…
this kitteh is staring teh lil hooman child in teh eye and sayin..yu shall
nawt squeak this toy one more time adn remain scarless!
( i still hav a scar on teh back of mi hand from win i scratched misef
on a cat..bout 9 yeerz ago!)
Nu, yew did nawt scratch yoar hand awn teh cat, teh cat scrachteded yoar hand…
yep, but tis moor fun tu say i scratched misef on a cat… ^.^
lyk scratchin misef…say… on a barbd wire fintz! or a blackberry
bush….
hmmm…yoar point has been maed, i gess…
i tink teh kitteh maed his point…lol…i aint tryin tu maek
any pointz…
Ai hab skratched maiself on da kittehs menee times. Mai roadmap hans, let meh show yu dem. {{PercyCat}}
yesh, lol, u kno wut i meenz…itz all by itsef (among teh sunspotz
adn constellashunz ov freculz), so it lookz kinda lyk
a shootin star goin acrost teh bak ov mi hand…
Aifinks dat if ai take a pen nd trase all da scars frum brushin aginst mai kittehs, an frum de feral kittehs ai hadz tu trap nd sabe, aifinks wud spell out speshul messij frum Ceiling Cat. Wunner wat it sez…
Adopt anuddr kitteh
Bee kynd tu evrythin
Create a frenlee whirl
Don smoke
Evrybody luvz sumbodee sumtymez… ♫
F…
Frank Sinatree wuz here
Go to da lite!
Hapee hapee joy joy
I gotcha
Jeez, luk at all dem skars
K….
Frank Sinatree wuz here
Go to da lite!
Hapee hapee joy joy song lyriks
Jeez, luk at all dem skarz
K…
Frank Sinatree wuz here
Go towards da lite!
Happy happy joy joy
Jeez, wai yur hans luk like dat?
Well, mai compooter haz a stoopy, az yu kan see…ai gib up on da listee.
Hai, kerrykatz4! Yew gotses a bloo anym! Teh speshul messij frum Ceiling Cat wud say, ” Fanks yew very muchly 4 taeking teh speshul kare uf mai lidlol wuns. Yew R mai paws on teh earth.” Aww, mai eyes iz startin to leek tinking uf teh lidlol wuns who haz no wun elz 2 taeks kare uf tehm.
Ai hoeps ur jawb surch iz going wel. No iz ezee to luks fur teh jawb!
LOL — datz a grate deskripshun, PercyCat!
hey nightshayde…wutz teh newist thing at disneyland?
haz u bin lattelee?
The newest thing is “Pixie Hollow,” right next to Buzz. It opened on October 28th, but the line was too long when we were there on the 29th & 30th. Kidlets can meet TinkerBell and the other fairies there (pretty sure the other fairies are there) — it’s a tie-in with the new TinkerBell movie that came out on DVD the same day.
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In California Adventure, the newest thing is Toy Story Midway Mania — but since it opened in early summer, I’m not sure you’d still consider it “new.” It’s LOADS of fun and is highly addictive.
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So yeah — we were there for a couple of days at the end of October… and we’re going to California Adventure on Sunday to take part in MouseAdventure (sorta scavenger hunt-ish — rather hard to explain — details can be found on http://www.mouseplanet.com in case anyone is interested). Plus we’ll be going sometime in December (maybe twice) to see the parks all decked out for Christmas.
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Mah Diznee addikshun. Let me show u it.
ide b ther tew if i livd so clos…thanx fur eh update adn
teh site.. ^.^ i luvz teh pixiez adn Maxfield parrish artz…
ai iz kyuriyus – hoo wuz brav enuf tew put teh koller on Basemint Cat??!!!
Dat’s a bery gud kweshtyun! Mebbe Basemint Cat puts on teh koller hibself, lik a dizguys, 2 maeks hibself nawt luks a nies BC adn nawt a n ebil kitteh.
Ai meanz 2 maeks hibself luks laik a nies BC adn NAWT laik an ebil kitteh.
Oh hai dere cheezeepeepz!!1!! I hazn’t bugginged u bowt dis in a wyle so I posting it heer.
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Furst, i like to saying a B-I-G THANK YOO tu ebbreewun hoo b on deh map!! I no it b kinda skeery tu sending deh emayo tu sumwun u duzn’t noe. I ‘preshee-atez deh trust u haz in mii. But i promisez not tu spamming u oar giving owt ennee emayo addressez.
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It b grate tu seeing ware awl ower frenz b. Wii haz 290 peepz on deh map!!! Dat b including peepz in souf america and aysha adn ebbreeware. Wii haz sew mennee i had to splitting sum peepz owt in Kololoneez uv deh Cheezland. Deh Googlee mapz iz not frendlee wunst wii gotted over 200 peepz on deh map.
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If u wanting tu b on deh map, just sending an emayo tu cweenmj@gmail.com saying wut ur ICHC name b and ware on dis planet u b.
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Deh map b at
http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599&ll=44.412202,-92.823486&spn=0.804399,1.738586&z=9
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wen u lukking at deh map u will notiss dat in addishun tu deh peepz and deh Kololoneez, der b a cuppla plaisiz marked, namely deh Nawty Barn and deh Lunnun Cheezmeet in 2012. If u noez deh lokashunz uv ennee uzzer spots, tell mii and I will putting dem on, tu.
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Hugh_G_Manatee b on deh map, adn if deh birfday fairy oar enney uzzerz b wanting a spot, dat wud b gud.
And heer b a bonus messij!!
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Haz u lukkinged at deh Cheezpeepz map and wishinged dat u kud seeing awl deh peepz at wunst? But wen u klikking on deh kololoneez, it opuninged a new tab in deh browzer? Sew u had tu jumping frum wun tu anuzzer?? And did it bugging u?? But u didn’t wanting tu kumplain???
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Well haz I gotz nuuz fer u!! U can b seeing awl deh peepz at wunst!!! I haz awlwayz ben able tu seeing dem awl at wunst, kuz i b creating dem. I didn’t realize u kud tu, but u can!! mebbee sum uv u awlreddy gnu dis.
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Heerz how.
Furst u needz tu haz a google log on. If u haz gmail, u awlreddy haz wun. If u duzn’t haz deh gmail, u will need tu going tu google.com and get deh google sign in.
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Neggst u needz tu sign in tu google.
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Thirdly, u go tu deh cheezpeepz map.
http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=44.412202,-92.823486&spn=0.847561,1.763306&z=9&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599
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On deh left pane it sez “add to my maps” — klik on that. Don’t wurry if u duzn’t see enneefing happuning….thingz b happuning at deh googlee site, not on ur puuuter.
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And now go tu eech uv deh Kololoneez mapz and klikk on deh “add to my map” thingee.
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Wunst u haz grabbinged awl deh mapz, sign owt uv google adn closing AWL deh map tabz.
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Den, signing bak into google and clik on mapz on deh top uv deh page. if u duzn’t seeing deh ‘maps’ link tu klikking on, find deh liddlol “more” thingee on deh very top line, klik on it and u will seeing deh drop down list. On deh drop down list, clik on maps.
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wen deh mapz page opuningz, u shud see a link labulled ‘My Maps’ in deh left pane, klik on dat. Now u see a list ‘created by others’ dat haz awl deh cheezpeepz mapz. If u check dhe check boxes fur awl uv dem, u kin seeing awl deh peepz at wunst!!!
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Enjoy!!
LOL! I needed this laugh, so thumbs up to the creator.
i know taht all blak kittehs gets steryotiped az basement cat, eben if tehy dont desurve it, but dis wun duz hab a speshully ebil look on himz face
i’m shur him haz erned teh title.
noes! he just has a sleepie!
Im shure he’s verry nise.
*luks bak at hur own BC, hoo nods approval*
teh mamakitty nods alsew!!!
ohai to anotter member of teh BC Minions Union nomber 547.
how is u jamama?
ish otay………..an yew??
okays… a long and bizzy week!
u has those weeks were u has a bizzy atwerk, and owtside too…
*hed spins slitely*
makes it hard to fokus, sometimes!
Dis will halp,
*hands leeza-b a large tankard of dan de lion wines.*
je n’suis pas de lion, ju suis de stagehand.
Non, mais, u haz ben noen tu wine.
*le snerk*
enchantee, dan de lion
at leest heze ben upgraded frum camel…
altho everybuddee noze teh camels has teh bestest lips…
well, lion is an upgrade frum camel- until yu remember taht camels has teh bestest lips awn the planit.
if you’re a RHPS fan, you know what enchantee really means
um.. Frankenfurter sez it to Janet when tehy r introdooced…um.. oh pooh. Tehy made so many rools for that movie, I has seen it many times but I never knew ALL teh inside fings..
Has I sed something… ebil?
check yer profile
not ebil, then.
Has u run that show Dan?
oops. I’z about to get pumkin-y.
Gots to go to bed.
*grumbles abowt stoopy werks*
Has a gud nite Dan, and same 2 anyone else still around!
*Handz Leeza a glass uv Shampaynez
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Sins ur hed b spinning awl reddy,
u mite az well joyn mii!
Cheez!
iffn yer hed be spinnin an yew haz teh sham pain duz teh spinnin stop??
mebbe, mebbe nawt……..but the spinnin’ is more pleasant.
ebil?
ore dethly kyoot?
O noez….doent menchun kyo—
*splort*
wow… lukkit awl teh kullers!
ai didnt noe dragun branes wuz ranebow kullered… so prittee!
aw well, diz iz nawt helfy fore teh pore draconic kitteh beest- so ai kleens up teh branes.
*skoop glitter glitter skoop*
*pat pat pat*
hmmm… bloo sparklee duck tape- ware is yu? oh there yu is.
*wrap wrap wrap* *stik stik stik*
thare yu go, ai goze an getz yu sum hot drinks…
uh oh… ai think ai taped mai hand inside yer hed… now whudda we do?
Mai 3 BC’s ar sleepin rite now, an nawt fyting wif eech udder, dey luk so sweet. Ai agree. Nawt tu gitz dem upset doh, cuz den dey gitz dat luk, fur shur. {{Mai BC’s}} Ai lub dem all.
aifinkso is gud tew culr cow ordinate yer kittlins!! den yew can wair teh ‘propreeit close!!!
cute AND evil!
Jamamakitty is heer — dat must meeningz itz tiem fur meh to go hoam.
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Alwaiz sad to miss Jamamakitty — but alwaiz happitayl to go hoam.
Sew Baysmint Cat conjoorz up teh bunyip?
… nd iz indifrint ’bout it