more lite pleez
more lite pleez and hand me rench
i can halp if u needz sum halp.
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i is helper kitty
grease kitteh, i’ll show those monkeys!
Valesa, congratz awn tawp spawt in 4-wai makkramay! Come on down to Krissy’s Beadsbraydez’n'Makramay an get ur hare brayded. Tehn after u can chuuz a makramay flowerpot holder oar such!
Also, ~~~~~~smell taht cawfee? Heerz a mug foar u, wif a cimanomnom crwahsang to go wif!
already on my second cup! gotto luv early mornings!
oops i meant to reply to this commnet but accidentally posted a new one 0:-)
“already on my second cup! gotto luv early mornings!”
waita minute… what’s going on here, i’m sure i saw that comment on the bottom….
gotta luv werdpretzel!
sumtimes taht happens…
itz WP. just refresh and it shud show up in teh rite place.
*snatchez a cinnininininom cwahsont*
now now, Leeza, u duzznt haz to grab an run! Set down an eet nyse! U duzznt want crummz awl ober ur compyooter, rite?
ohai, everybuddies! May I haz cinanomnomnom cwashsont wif yu?
um.. itz a littul too late for that!
*luks at puter keybored*
But I eets my bfast and lunch at my desk every dai….
*brings ou compyuter backuum nd crums fru leeza’s keyboard vanish.*
Ohai, leeza, hazn’t yu hadz enny breakfast yet? Mebbe yu shuld haz a croissant.
*winks *
don’t mind if I duz!
*snatchez anotter cwahsont*
Howr u todays?
Is it still moving to Mane?
Iz still finking ov it, nd will prolly go dere to lukk around agin in a few days. Teh wevver luks bad fur dribing, tho.
Enny Teeny Tiney New Ingerlandish cheezpeeps wanna haz a Cheezmmet? I will be driving fro teh lengf ov Massamachusetts, den up to Mayne.
♫ On teh rode again….
♫ Don’t fens mee in…
Oh, and HEDBONK!!!
Ow!
*HEDBONKS BAK*
How r u Eau d’K?
Nawt too darn bad! Liek Serendipity, ai struggles wif teh blak pit sumtimes, speshalee dis tiem ob yeer. Butt! Todai teh sun is shining, adn ai R lukking forward to a workshop ai’s going to this weekend.
Haow ‘bowt U? Didja getting enne sleeps last nite? Haow is mama kitteh?
O yas, I got teh sleeps! mamakitty wasn’t 2 bad, onlee miaowed a littul.. this morning she is owt in teh whirled again! and happy to be there!
Izzit a workshop for funs, or for werks?
where iz U going to go in Maine?
Portland? or is uz going up to Bangor?
Well dun Leeza!
Hmmm, the workshop isn’t for werks, but nawt for funs eether. Waol, dere will be sum funs, but it will alos be prettee intens. Purrsonal growf type stuf.
I will send gud vibes ur way this weekend then!
And hopefully u will have some growths and some funs!
Wate.. dat didn’t come out rite.
dis fr teh blond in bleu:
i aer in ttNewIngerland. Mebbee we can haz cheezmeet?
Meybe in Western Mass? i not too fur frm dere…Wotchoo doing fr Thnaksgibing? you can come to my plaice- my English as Sekkind Langwidge class is comoming, so mebbee not spek lolspeak?
hee, i finkso zauberflololoute hazza bakashun hoam on the cape- let’s meet dere!!
A bacashun hoam on teh cape? Wow! I wuld LUB to haz a Cheezmeet there!
I’m finking I will leave here on Fried Egg or Saturday. Where in Mass yu wanna meet? Mebbe haz lunch or afternoon cawffee in Springfield? Dat’s fairly close to you, I fink.
Fankee for teh Fanksgibbing inbitayshun. I fink I am going to relatibs in Rochester, NY. But yur class sounds like fun. Are teh first langwidsges of yr peeps all kinds, or r dey mostly Spanish speakers?
yes, anni sed we could use Zauberflololute’s place. Why not?
PS The class coming to my house is composed of Peruvians.
Should be interestink!
Well, that was clear as mud. The ESL class meets at a church in Glastonbury on Sat. nights. They are coming to my house for Thks giving to practice their English and to see what crazy things the gringa will cook.
Sounds interesting.
But in the meantime, what are you doing this Friday?
I’m thinking of driving to Maine on Friday. I think it’s about 4 hours from here to Springfieldish, if you are able to get together….don’t know what day I’ll be going back.
No, iz juss WP up to its trikks – sumtiemz it putz ur replie at teh bottum uv teh messijis, den wen u refrosh dey jump 2 ware u ment dem 2 be!
Conga rats, Velesa, awn nawt second
ah sees ur problem right here…
Needz moar cowbell!
Dat’ll fix eberyfing!!!11!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ai juss botded dat sawng ober da wiiken cuz ub dis lien!!!!1!!!!
Owr Tampa Bay Rays needed sum moar cowbell n teh Whirlled Serees, Aifinkso.
Dis iz teknikul
Needz a big hammer
Reepare cawst u Elebenty hunnerd dollurs: Elebenty dollars to hit wif hammur, rest fur noeing ware to hit.
An den contact kitteh in the last LOL
It luks like he iz tryin for a mirakul kure, tryin hard! An he secretly want to bite it, but has tride befor an know it hurts his teef!
dis mite cost u some munnies.
Small engine repair, ‘lebenty cheezburgers plus parts….
ohai, KittehlessJon. hasn’t seen u in a while.
Me very busy at work. Iz “on call” through Thursday noon. Not so bad a week, but kept me jumping. Have a great day!
How bout ai payz u in cheezburgers?
okay but I needs dose up front plz.
Eye’ll have dat engine purrin in no tyme!
@@@@@
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ Tribble!!!!!!
@@@@@! Tribble rules!
Why fank u Karen, zauberflolute an blonde in bloo.
U iz berri kynd!
but we need more power!!
**insert best Tim teh Toolman Taylor grunts heer**
**followed by teh sound and light ov sumfing exploding**
LOL yew guise! Bey funny!
Luks lyke wii needz anodder Timmy!
Eye canna dew it Captain!
Just do yer best Mr Scott!
Don’t worry that teh fate of teh ship, and teh uniberse, depends on u… no presshur….
Needz moar dilithium crystals. Wifout tehm, I canna attain warp elebenty!
Maybee a sonik skrewdriber? Whoops, dat’z onna Tardis, nawt teh Enterpriz.
Whai u leev it onna Tardis? Iz pawket siez fur a reezon, Doctor.
Ai canna chanj da lawz ub fizix
Mebbee iyt jet needez moar cowbell!!
Itz teh bowlt on teh tawp o da engin cumpawtmen !
an u hav taek a luk at teh bak
Iz teh dawgs falt ! dun you agree ?
Iz yooshully teh nut behynd teh weel…
U right ! teh hooman kno nuffin bout teh engin, we kittehs ruule
Doan foargit: Ritey titey, Leftey Loosey.
Gray kittehs r teh best 2 werk awn stuff. Dere fur nawt luuk sew dirtee wehn tehy r dun.
Dis kitteh luuks lyk him knowz wat himz doin, espeshully wifowt appozabul thums.
Oah deer, oar deer, who put dis ‘orrible job togevver fr yer?? Yer bought it inna shop?? Well, leave it ere an we’ll see wot’s wot!
220, 221, whatever it takes.
Mai job is snoopervising only. No gets paws durrty!
This will be elebenty cheezburgers for labor an 2 catnip pilloz fur parts
kthx
-mekanik kitteh
Ohai two_kittehs, hower u? Eye read dat u hurtted ur paw, izzit feelin bedererer? U haz lotz tu dew, no tyme fur a hurt paw!
is bederrer but not normal, still a liddel ouchie
fanks fur aksing
BTW Iz haz wroted you an emeow on Ur udder address
Better mousetrap… I haz one
yes, my pretty…
MeCATnix kitteh is awn da jawb!
U don’ see these very offin
Wut u dribe, an impord?
http://www.news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7723868.stm
I found dis, iz 2 cute fur words
chimp adopts sum big bebbeh kittehs
Need to taek owt teh “w w w”, two_kittehs!
Trying againz…
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7723868.stm
Ai sawz tehm awn TB…..soooooo cyoot! Fanks fur sharing teh videeeoh!
I wish dis kitteh b at teh shawp ware ai tuk mah car. Liek ai sed n teh “Nawt comin owt til Monday gone” pikchur thred, mah car wuz n teh shawp frum Mundai moarnin til Toozday eebnin. It cawst meh 484 cheezburgers fur teh batree n teh awlturnaytr.
Yipes
Ai haz a sad fur yew, Patrick!
Kitteh wil triey tuu juhmp-staurt iyt furst; tehn uuse poiyntee eyndes onnit;
iyf taht duz nawt wurk, tehn hims wil hed-battit a kuppla tiems;
Iyf awl eylse failez, hims mite add sume gazz tuu teh tank (iyf tehre iys wun);
Tehn iyf stil duz nawt wurk, kitteh wil luuse iynterist adn jes waunder awaiy tuu findez sume mowsees…….
KADD…..let mi shows u it!
HI
My kittehs are always trying to help me fix my laptop by walking across the key-board.
Super helpful!
bigger engine, bigger helper:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/05/16/funny-pictures-mechanic-is-a-pony/
Iz knot jo teh plummuhr, iz Mistur Handicat an ai wil fixyu yur lonmowr. Ai wil givyu diskaownt, tu.
Ai c ur prollem. Iz ur kittehlitik cormvurtr.
Wen we finish dis, u gonna has to lick all de greeze an oils off mai furz.
dis be awesome!
WTF I have that flashlight.
I can ficks anyfing!
Whur’s teh duck taep?
If it moovz n shudnt, yooz ducktayp.
If it dont moov n shud, yooz wd40.
Karrrl Childurz Kitteh rekkins he can fix it… I can has musturdz n biskitz nao mmhmm?