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Waitaminnit! If u *LIKE* puttin borked fings bak togedder, wai u get so mad ’bout teh vase an teh dishes an teh coffee mug an teh liddul nekkid angel stachoo?
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Ai gibbin u sumfin 2 do
Ai has a confoozed. Does u mean Mum_tat = annipuss?
Ai doo think tahts waht she meens!
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Conga Ratz dansing fur yoo, oh annipuss-in-de-skyes!!
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Today tehy ar dressed in verree fancee costyooms, becuz teh Fasching seezon in jermanee an Owiestria iz offishullee started! Tho ov corse teh beeg parteez dont start until after Chrssmus, reelee.
YIKESEROONIES!!!
Yes, Ai inbentid Mum_tat 2 teeze mai sunn hoo posts az Puddy_tat! fur sum reezun WP logged me owt az annipuss an in az Mum_tat!
Fur a wile, WP kept logging mee out, an ai wund’t notiss and wud suddenlee be there as “Dame Janet.”
Hazzn’t happened in a wile.
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But Mum-tat IZ reelee cyoot!!
you guys are confoozing me
congrats awn tawp spawt, Mum_tat! grate nawt-sekkund. Wud yu lieks a cup ub tee? sum hotchokklit, maybe?
’sides… doggie did it
Iz da troof! Awnest! **looks awl innosint**
inconsistant hooman!
kitteh konundrum
Ai lub teh serius lukk awn dat kitteh’z faes!
yes, it’s teh cyootist!
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*titens CHRG*
*duz waht moe duz an titens CHRG (wdoi)*
Thiz iz a fayce taht TALKS!! Kitteh duzzn’t ackshullee need to say enething!
Ai lub teh serius lukk awn dat kitteh’z faes!
aksidental laps ub reezun
borked memry
crazeh serkits
dum attak
ful muun
oop, ai fergitted “e”!
extra halpin ub stoopy
hair day, bery bad
ignomous moosick sounding
jealowcee attack
kiddie’s tantrum
l…
loozin it kompleetly
maekin lief difikult fer da hek uvit
no pertickler reezun jus badnes
odeyus mornin?
p…
Perkee peepl – too urlee
Quirkee peepl – too erlee (ai need to stumblol after Fleep an get sum tee!!
Rikketee ladders taht tip . . .
S
snerkee peepl…. always welcome
turkee peepl… fangs givving guests
urkee peepl… dats after teh fangs givving obereeting
vigilant peepl — keepin an eye on WP
werking peepl — neber loggin onto ichc and habing fun. nooooo.
x…
it’z gibing us a puzzle to figyoor out. furst, it borks our commints. Then it scramblez them all around. Then we getz to figyoor out wut happened.
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n-e-way, conga rats awn teh taupe spot.
*stumbles off to make tea*
Yesh, wut Pd’B saiz. Jus bemember iz WP habin teh stoopie. Aifinkso.
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Butt dis b a berry berry kyoot kitteh. Jus mor kitteh kooree awzeedee
What a beautiful intelligent looking cat.
I wuz makin yu puzzles! wy so mad?
I can has jest 1 bit? For me??
o! izZAT waer de pees yu cann nebber fiend goez? nau it bginz to maek sens!!
*stares ober rim ob sunglasses tu luk at kitteh* um…..*gulp* AAAAHHHHH!!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHSSPPLLOORRTT!!!!!!
*sunglasses fli off, rike….riko…..bouns off pootur dan land on teh top of hed* Woo! Hehehe DOITAGEN!
Oh, oh, oh! Dekk Rant! Mai furst tiem with the CCC! (Pulls out handy pocket reference guide…)
Okay, first: vacuum up all braynz in immediate area.
Then: carefully, yet swifflee wash with sparklee water (San Pellegrino okay? is in fridgadator) *Swish swish*
Perhas I shuld wipe out brayn cabity be4 packing braynz back in? * Wipe, wipe; pack, pack. **
Now: whair did I putz that CHRG? Okay, here it be. *Secure it wif ducky tayp.*
Ez, now, Dekk Rant. Let me manoovur you to comfee chair and tuck you in wif… ZOMG! Wut do I tuck u in wif?? (Grabs afghan off end of bed) *Tuckie*
At last: Hot chonklitt? English muffoon?
(Q. flops into other chair, pulls out stiff drink)
Well dun!!! A big round of applawse 4 our Q, who came valiantly to teh reskew of our Dekk Rant. *claps feelers happily*
Fanx. Wuz worried there. Hope Dekk Rant njoyd his hot chonklitt as much as I did my single malt Scotch!
Well DUN Q. Speshullee yur furst taim. Teh washing off wif teh cold San Pellegrino iz a nice tuch.
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An – doo you know? Tehere ar NINE different kinds of Scotch stokked awn teh CCC. They were moast carefullee selected bai ar verree own Scotch egg spurt, paws4thot, hoo livs in teh Scottish land and know EBREETHING there iz to know about it.
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Ai cant rite nao, but if yoo ask mee laytur, ai can show yoo waht iz there.
Yay! And I will wairz my Glengarry hat to onur the occashun. This hat is over 50 years old, and I has had it sinz I was itteh bitteh. And I iz nawt ScotsQ, but I luv me bonnet.
Guud jawb, Q! Ai has sum moar blankeez for teh CCC! Ai has frenz hoo raize sheepiez, so ai haz lawtz uv floofy wooool for spinnin’. Ai awlso noes how to weeve cloff, so dere’z plennie uv floofy, warm blankeez to go ’roundz!
=^..^=
an teh plant pot an teh chrismus tree an teh tv remote an teh goggie ornamint – oh wayte…i ments to bork dat one, an teh hair curlurs an teh spice rack an teh fishy bowl an an an…
an an teh list b liek teh enurjizzur bunnee, eet jes kiips on goin!
hasha
lolzerz
nomicalnomzยฎ
Is dere really a Santa Claws?
Yez, Birginia, dere reely iz a Santa Claws, sew b a gud liddle kitteh bcuz iz onlee 43 daze till Christmas.
Hai… can u take me to the circus? Can u? Huh? Huh?
Mommy, wear duz kitteez kom frum?
… Ask ur fother
Awwwz, GREAT picsure, HILARIOUS capshun!!!!!!!! Purrgrats!
O noes.. u fargawt 3 prysless glawses! u do still luv meh?
Dis ‘mindz meh ov mai kitteh, Echo. One dayz she wuz walkin on teh mantle ov teh fireplaces an I walks in an she JUMPZ! An borks 2 glaws candle tings. Den she wuz mad I lawked her owt, but Iz onlee wanted 2 cleans up teh glaws so she wud nawt cut herself.
ZOMG LMAO “borked” XD
Wel, kitteh: taht wuz jes foar staurters!!!
Yuu foargotted tuu menshun teh anteek hurrycayne lampses yuu broked,
teh Roiyal Douhltin figureens, teh pryceliss Myng vaise,
teh gobblits taht wuz a weddyng prehsunt, the irreeplaisible elebentey peese Kolonial dynnerwaire set, teh hand-blowed purrfume boddules, adn teh intire set ov Hummbels goeiyng bak tuu teh furst daiy thems wuz prohduceded;
Adn teh uvver kollektibles, adn, adn, adn……………………… !!!!!
Ai cud NEVUHR bii mad atyu, Qte kittoon! Com hiir an ai wil snorgleyu!
awwwww, dat is so pwechus!
HAHAHAHAHAHA The naked statue hahahaha
Hey that was my mom’s favorite part!
XD
Teh kitteh haz pointz
Double standards, we has them.
I LUL’D
Ugh. There is just nothing clever about this.
“statchoo” SO. MUCH. WIN!
Best one in a long, olong time
i canntnot readd yhoor riteing, laydi. shorri