Yes waiter…
Yes waiter… I would like the special.
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Dubble porshuns, plzkthx.
Concatshoelaces on yer nawt sekkund, Ly! Wut mannur uv sillybrayshuns duz yew wanting?
Ly! u git tew try mai new martini!
I just maded it up yesterday!
*Pours contrue, vinilla vodka and a nice touch of soda wadur*
* shaek shaek*
*sip*
Tastes like dreamsicle!!!
*pours nightshade a dreamymartini*
*starts a tray of dreemytinis an a tray of creemcheeze salmon rolls drizzeled wiff a sweet marmalade sauce arownd da room*
dat bird is so kewl
oh Princess!
Can I has a BEEG martoonie, dubble strenghts plzthximbegginu?
I got home and had no innertubes.
I has bin on teh fone wif IT support (dere’s an oxy moron!) for ober an hour.
*luks at PM wif big sad soulfull eyez*
*crokodile tears at teh reddy*
*remembers manners*
Congrats Lyantha!
*turns bak to PM and resooms position*
No innertuubez???? Oh, deh HUUUGE MANATEEZ!!
*handz leeza eggstree strong martoonee*
Yew haz innertubez nao, apparentlee!
*clinky dreamymartini glasses*
Cheez!
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Fanks fur dis yummeh drink, Ly. Shhh… donut telling mah bosses. Deyz still heer. Eeek!
FANG Q!!!
*sipsipsipsipssssGUZZLE*
Hay this glass has a hole innit!
Iffit diddint haz a hole, hao wud yew get martoonie eever in or owt?
Lol…..IT support iz an oxymoron……
but yoar intertubez seem tu be workin nao….
oh heer darling! * pulls out superxtrasuperlarge martini glass *
sory i left u trew laungwish Leeza-b!
heer, alsew has a fresh bun filled wiff bbq pork, fur balance
LOLZ!
Fanks mai princess!
Conga ratz awn nawt sekkund.
what for drinks? Aifinkso can maek Saix onna beech
We can has limbo for dans dans dans?
we kood ask dat nyce kenny G tew play his sax awna beach! dat wood b fun,
*pulls out piano*
requests, anywun?
Chawiots ob fyre?
I nawt noez dat wun….wut duz eet sound liek?
liek dis
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYJzcUvS_NU
OHHHHHH! Nao dat ah heer eet, ai recugnizes dat tune……
liek dis? *plays*
yes, thatz beeyotimouse
anyting else?
(Wao…..dey maek graet moosik….)
Ai plai dat ata frenz memorialial serbis a cupple yeers ago. He lubed dat song adn mobie.
Dis menu is relevent tu mye interests!
luks like a pick-ur-portion kinda resta, res, dinner-store.
i was thinking more liek a take away.
U shows teh eagle teh salmons, he takes it aways….
like a buffet “so…….that’s what I just ate”
sue shee foar me plz kthnxbai
Sue shee foar meh, beer foar mai horses, k?
For me, a meal and a bath.
Cheezburgers nd bubbles, aifinkso. Nawt in dat order, ub corse.
Ai can haz boddlol of teh dry sautern wif dis pls?
That was weird. I kept refreshing and saw no new picture. I saw Lyanthya’s comment in the “Who be talkin” area, I clicked on her, and got the picture!
ditto, or moi aussi
da werd press b dewin dat tew mi awlla da tyme!
oooooooooo. la frawnsh!! *swoon*
heh :0) dat wus gude fronsch lol speak Joann
Hoo’s Joann?
Did I miss somthing??
I fink I musta…
*gives mj sum smelly salts*
*lukz arownd woozily*
Wut?? Huh??
smelly salts nawt work? Tri teh smelly cheez
*brings out the limburger cheez waves unner mj’s noes*
*jumpz tu feetz*
Holey moley!!!
no… dat wud be limburger- nawt swiss… limburger isnt holey, altho it may be a bit moley.
*looks at cheez, takes a taste.*
Nawt maed of mole. Iz frum wise con syn.
**cleers throat** “le livre est sur la table”. **luks up** ai tuk fronsch in skool cuz teecher tres cutee. Nawt member nuffin else frum da class but mai un frase. Iz still abel to countz to for, cuz #3 sounded lik cat….
Dis wat ai gits to let mai hed gitz turned bai cuteness. Haz nawt helped meh in life. Mais oui, cute he wuz!! **fanz self evin still**
um cat is four…
un, duh, twaa, cat… see?
**snikers to self** Ai tried tu countz agin, den had alreddy hit da buttin!!
Mai cutest teecher said, Un deh twa catwa sank…um, dats un, two, fwee, four, fibe. Aifinks wuz distraktid bai mai memoreez ub hiz cuteness!!!
yes… teh kyootness is verree distracktin- thank gudness ai has never had kyoot teechers wen ai wuz a stoodent- but nao ai has kyoot teechers whu werk wif me- so ai gess ile find owt hao distracktin they rillee are!
ai nawt habbing kyoot teecherz…..forchunatelee (or unforchunatelee….)
Mai distrakshun…let meh show yu it! Ai members to count tu five…onlee sumtimez, az yu can seez. Ai can tel ennywon dat da buk iz unner da table. An ai kin meks french breds wif da cornmeel on da bottum. Den he, da cutee teecher rites in mai yeerbuk…tu est gentile…so ai noes dis meen yu are nice.
Aifinks wud hab lurned bedder tu hab teecher wif da uglees nd nawt so charming. Mon duex–Mon doo– oh crap!!
Nrrgh…….ai needz to go tew teh NB even moar den erlier nao…
Pleez tu put awn anti-distrakshun glasses wen at wurks…lublee teechers mus beh habbin da big distrakshun potenshull, aifinkso!
None ov mah teecherz has nee distrakshun potensul…
Grilled. Wif sum garlik erb buttur, a bit uv lemmin joose, an a dash uv pepper.
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Nao ai haz a hongree fur fishee.
NOM!
Mi 2!
Ware do ai pik dis fuds up?
Any local location
Bistro bar
Convenient dribe throos
Deelish Deli
E…
Eegul Beestro
Franks Fish Howse
Ginormous Fishees R Us
H…
Hawt fud ‘R’ Us (Hawt liek warm)
Itallien fud plece
Just noms
K…
Krikkitz n Fish
Luvz dem Fishez
MMMMMMMMMMM – Fish!
N……….
Nawty Barn Bistro
Ooo La Lobsters
Pike Barrel
Quicky fish mart
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Red Lobstah
Smelly Fishez
Tarponz 4 U
U…….
Under da See
Vissyswahs R Us
Whale Blubbah Cafe (wud u liek creem wif dat?)
X…
X Sell Ent Sam Onz
Yummy Nommy Sea Fudz
Zzzzzzzzzzzz Howse uv Fishezzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Pleez tu put dese yummy places on cheezmap?
U fined teh nawty Barn Bistro in teh bak of teh nawty barn.
Teh serving peepz be teh YNNG&G wif fyrefighter uniforms.
if dey haz deh uni formz, deh not b nekkid? oar duz dey just b in deh same genrul area azx deh uni formz and not akshullee wareing deh deh uni formz??
Dat is y dey is Neerly Nekkid.
Ahh.
mai old iiz missinged deh egstree N.
Can alwayz take off da uniforms wif pointy enz, yesh?
Haws of Holy buts
Ichtyologist Inn
Julius Orinj
K…
Hugh G Manateez Howse uv Fishez
Iz Diz a Grate Fish Oar Wut Plais
Joo Wanna Fish?
K….
kum n gettit
lil house on teh ribber
mama’s fish hous
n……..
kant pass up a gude bass fish house
loose shrimp, bring a plate
many bukits alawng tha shore
N…
Nommy, Nommy Fish Plais
Okto Pussez, Krabz adn Fish Howse
Pikklolled Herringz adn Moar
Q………
Queen’s pawns (erm, prawns)
River of no return
Salmon Chanted ebening
t…………
*snerk*
ohai NS………. yew are still atwerk?? wut time you gets out ob der??
Noms of teh sea
Oceans of Noms
Perch HOP
Q…
Quest for noms
Ralps maus haus…sorry GP, ai am kitteh after awl
Salmon rush meh
T…
Tuna for two
Under teh sea
Viva la tuna!!
w……….
Wasabe we iz
Xtra Big Bass
Yummy Yellow fins
Zebra muscles shack
TA DA!! yes we did!!!
hey der j-pak!!! ai wuz glad tew hear yew will be postin pix ob la fleurs!!
grilled? ifinknot! eaglol wants his fishee raer!
does yew has cheezburgerz at dis res…..ris…….noming plaes?
…an a syd uv minee rodence, plz.
Oh, noez!! not anuzzer rodent nommer!!! Guinness Piggeh will b sew upset tu seeing dis commint.
Mebbe da minee rodence wil bringz da wine..aifinkso, {{GP}}
Nawt if we iz onna menyu!!
Rodences iz nawt noms.
we kittehs haier than rodenz on teh fud chain
but anywayz, we prefer cheezburgers..
cheezburgers doan’t neeed tu bee hunted, unliek rodences…..
bisidez….eet iz eezier ru nom awn cheexburgerz newayz…
ur rait darconic! nth beets cheezburgerz, so WRR nawt tew worry, we nawt nom rodenz.. xtends pawz uf frenship
Dis tru…nawt hab to xspend preshus energeez in da chasings wen cheezburgers presented tu us. Nawt cuts intu da naptimez in da sunee window places tu.
awlsew con….cusu….saffez energiez fur snorglin’….
Wai wud ai try tu eet a rodenzts? Ai culd nevurr taek teh complaenin eef ai tryed…..sew, ai’ll nevurr try one….
thereforrre, ai’ll stik tu cheezburgers, fur nao…
den maybe move tew fishez fur a whiel…
*nods approvinglee*
But, as eevurr….ai sill awlwaiz be nomin awn mah tastee cheezburgers…
ai dunno… sumtaims yu rodints kin be kwite tastee…
wooops- ther ai goze, strate frum the guttr to the NB…
Pleez tu join meh in da NB, kitsunerina…Basement Kitteh iz tu be mai shaperown tonite.
as ai sed eerlier…ai needz a tikit dere mahself…..can ai joinz yewz two?
altho ai dunno wut tew do abaout mah sparkliez scalez…..ai can’t git rid of doze sparkliez…
anywun else kumin? ai has plentee uv tikkits… but alas, ai hasta leev erlee.
ai doesn’t tink dat anywun else beez commin……
sew, wen doez wii leeve foar teh NB?
Iz okay, ai fownd out dat sumhow, Basement Kitteh allus iz able tu provide tikkits free ub charge. He allus tells meh dat tiem meen nuffin in NB..sumtimes ai wakes up confoosed doh…yet is allus able to show up fur wurk in tiem. Ai nawt shur how he duz it…aifinks der sum time warp continuem wen haz BC for shaperown.
Ai needz to amemberz dat…..nao ai nawt needz tew worriez abaot tiem!
waking up confoozled iz preferabull to wakin up sik-
ai had a sad wen ai saw thiz mornins pik- dat wuz me @ 5am this
morning, rite before mai hed sed hello to teh terlet seet.
sumdaze it nawt so grate to be teh teecher.
neways, let us awf to teh NB… teh Bistro has most delishus foodz,
an mai appetite iz sorely mest up.
Yur tumee, pleez tu be bettur sune. Iz da pleh to feelz lik dat den haz to hab da wurk times tu. **wraps kitsunerina in floofy blankit an gibs her speshul tumee tonics**
ai think itz werking… ai feel bedder alreddy..
thank yu {{{{{{cheezfrendz, speshullee kk4, draconic, an mai angels}}}}}}
wutz that luk fore?
Ah has eggul eye fur teh daylee speshuls.
Pleez waiter, tu send da sumali—somalie–da wine guy obber her.
Ohai, guize ! iznt dis da moastest byootimuss burdee?
yea, iz skaree lukin, but sew elegant, an purtee!
purtee burdee
up date on nawt-qwait-feral-n-e-moar, feral kitty:
ai gotz da pikshur ob “Yoo” da gurrrl kitty what libs in owr yard an what wi gonna take 2 da vet in da free lowned cat trap!
go here to sons flicker pic ob hur in owr yard:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/70408328@N00/2787628854/
Shez so pritty!! I hopez deh trip tu deh vet b successfulz.
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And yes, deh eeglol iz gorgee ouz tu!
{{{{sparkysmom}}}}
Oh hai!!! Her da bewutimus kitteh!!! Such cuteness in her littel faces! Ai has such a hapee dat nau her haz safe place to hab her bebbehs!! Oh, littel bebbeh kittehs, dey soooo cute, iz hardz nawt to splort fur meh. **holds head in handz to contain da branez** Yu ar speshil hoomin in mai buk. Gud luks tu gits her in da trap. Ai still wunners, doh, if son can piks up kitteh, duz vet stil want kitteh in trap, or jes in carrier? Pleez tu keep meh informd tu wat happinz wif da sweet feral mommy kitteh. Gud Karma, sparkysmom, gud karma, gud hart, gud soul. Dis make meh so hapees.
yesh, vet says must b inna trap- ai gess dey hab da speeriance wiff kittehs dat b ownlee sewshubell wiff one purrsen. ai realizes dat, whyle shee lets mai Matt pick hurr up, shee no letz mi pick hurr up, or pet hur, sew ai think when shes at da vet shee b goen balliztik an fergits awl da gud things she b lernen frum Matt
(ai iz still waytin fur son tew dew the vet thingy b4 she b habbin da babehs- gud luk 2 mi–son is Leo sign, an ai am Pisces, but he iz mor ovva puter-offer den ai am !)
I noes how dat goez. Ai am Taurus, mai midel dotter Leo, wif Loe rising nd Leo moon….nawt eesy tu rase dat one, let meh tell yu!! Gud luk!! Keeps meh posted on da progress.
I feel like such a chinook
YOU?!
I’z da wun askin fr da rodence.
*runs away*
U feel leik a heLOLkoptur?
Mmmmmm…. lutefisk
Oh mai! u reellee liek dat?
*cringe*
To eech dere own.
lutefisk in yer hair?
I Cod try some for the Halibut
Yew cod?
Ah tink ai’ll sit daown awn mah Perch, nd maybe nom awn a salmon…
Keep teh punz cummin Mr. Dill. Dis iz no thyme tu flounder.
Ai hates to keep carping on dis…
Ai wuld, but eets sew hard tew just seet awn may Bass…
I won’t be Shellfish, everybody can mussell in on the puns
Oy, dese puns gib me da bluegills, aifinkso.
eye thot ai smelt soemfing fishie going awn
Ai wish dat Marilin Brando cud hab bin here….
Ub corse, ai meens to seh, Marlin Brando. He wud hab ben sew proud ub us, aifinkso.
Just as lawng as he’z nawt a card Shark…
go fish?
Iz yu hab a two-na?
mai piano needz a toona…
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g’nitez cheepeeps!
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Sleepeez gud!
I get by with a little kelp from my friends… cheezfriends that is.
Yoo just HAD to say it, dint yoo??? LOL!!
Jest don’t mayke a bass ov yrself….
O! Draconic Kitteh, GMTA. I shudda smelt it coming….
Wat dat smell, iz sum un waring Muskie?
Iz okayz, ai pike dat smellz, ai du.
itz ok booklion.
U didnt do it on porpoise.
GMTA??
wut iz dat?
Nawt to Mussel intew dis jus tew ask dat?
grate mynds think alike
O tanks dere….
I barge in heer, tu.
I sent u a emayo, Draconic Kitteh.
Schmoo.
*goez tew check mah emayo*
emayo…. iMayo? Appul brand wite sammich condiment, nao a
vaylabul in multipull kullers! wif addins and addons 2!
…
sorree… mai mind iz a terribul thing wen itz wasted.
I has a haddock!
gotz to has a wet dreem
goin to teh gulf streem
i bet dis beeg birdee wud lub teh pike plase markit..
he wud catches awl dose feeshees dey frow!
how bowt sum ocean whitefish dinner? Iz in a can.
NAMLAS OHOC?
*ksed deh*
u wants a meroar?
dayz aw gawn. nobuddy to pway wif
Ai heer tu pway…{{JoAnn}}
Aifinks der much playtime upstairs here…pleez tu join!!
Nrrgh….ai deffineetly needz tew go tew teh NB nao….
teh NB hassa upstares? :wow:
Iz called the hai loft. Iz where the YNG rollz U.
Ai needz to go to NB naow Aifinkso.
Speeking uv hay…. time fur mii tu hitting it…. g’nite, cheezpeepz.
ni ni cween mj!
Hapee sleep timez, mai cweenmj, pleez to enjoy da cool breezes frum BDm..iz nice. Mek da ebil hawt flashees in da nite go way, aifinks.
unbelievable !!
**Elebenty hours later***
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Ohai ebreebodee!
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Hao beh da cheezpeeps?
Gud ebeningz, BDm!! Wutz up??
jess hawm aftur lawng dai. Werking and skewlz, and goez tew bed soon tew stard id awl ober agin tewmorrow.
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Hao u beh in TX, Cween?
Wii b hot adn stikkee heer. Deh humiditeez iz owt uv kuntrol!!!!
Aww…. ai is sawwy to hearz dis.
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Da humidities, let me shows dem tew you. We habs freezaming rayns heer. DO NAWT WANT!
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Ai ken sen u da coolness dere?
Yes, plz. coolnessez wud b gud.
**pakejez up da cold hairs and senz dem to Cween MJ**
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Heer u goez!
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Ai ken haz warm nao?
Ohai BDm. Teh moon be up. Ai canz hear teh koyotes singing!
Dat muss be a sawnd tew heer! Ai nawt noez ifn ai haz eber heearded koyotes singing. Ai noes its berry diffimikult tew herded da kittehs, haoeber.
Wen ai libbed in desert, da koyotes be singin outside da windows bai da trashee cans….dey sings an sings an sings. Dey nawt want tu du da danses fu meh doh. Wai tu singz nd nawt dans? I will nebber unnerstan dese koyotes, aifink.
Ai onlee see the koyote dans one tyme…nawt nice koyote nommed the kitteh and did teh dans.
Musta been Wiley Koyotee… still epic fail in catchin teh rodrunnah.
teh steek pleees
himz feelin a bit peckish, aifinkso
i fink himz be odderin teh salmon sushee
Iz brillyant pictchewer; teh EagLOL luiks leik he iz reedin teh note ice fur shure!
Bwhaa ha ha ha!!!! Hilarious! I peed my kilt over this one.
Mebbee iyt’s jes me; butt Ai fink teh EagLOL bees taikeing a nappee onna menu;
Hims eiyes luukes liek thems bees kloased;
Purrhapps hims bees tyred afture awl taht salmonon fishyng, problee at
Barrow Point, Alaska;
Hmmmm; wunner iyf hims haz runned iyntuu Sarah Palin;
Noes, Ai doan finksoe; thems duz nawt trabbel inna saimest cirkles, IMHO…..!
Aaaah! At last – my faberit perch!
How cud i be so gull-able? I bin chasin a red herring!
I don meanz to carp … BUT!
FISHING?
You’re doing it wrong!
Gaaaah! I shuda NU der was sumfink fishee abowdit!
Oh noes! I juss hoap nobuddy seez me.
Els dis will get all ova de interweb!
Dam doze see gulz!
Wuts a macdonilz anywayz?
And then Gerald realised .. he’d been misreading the signs!
that was funny
OMG! that place looks rly familiar. is that in rhode island? cuz one time i wuz at this restaurant that looked like that and we looked out the window and i guy wuz getting beaten up….haha
This is so funny! It all makes soooo much sense!