Farmer kitteh
Farmer kitteh reminisces the ol days.
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when kitteh had 2 walk 10 miles to skool, awl uphill, and back! Barepawed!
haha! barepawed…
*BEARpawed, evun!*
home agin awlsew uphill!
had to get milk skwirted direkly into mouth by hooman slayve milking teh cow by hand
And sumtymes teh hooman slayve misst, and farmer katt got milk all ober seff!
But him enjoid likkin it off
Liek dis!
http://www.images.icanhascheezburger.com/imagestore/2008/8/9/th_35b73530-af51-4ea7-aa40-
Sowwy, dat duzn’t werk. Teh pikchoor iz in mai profiel.
Ai tryde agane!
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2556575
I luvs that pic, annipuss. My Mom and Dacat can remember dese dayz. Nawt complayning, lyke teh Yorkshiremen (pansy complayners), but wif pleazure nd also appreciatshun for now, too.
*whispers* Ai haz seen cowz milkt bai hand 2! Dem wuz hard tiemz, but ai’m nawt shore peepl aer happier naow.
*whispers* I suspekts yu r right.
And teh cowz wuz definitely happier…
I haz milkinged deh cowz bai hand, msef…. but only wen deh lektrisityz wented owt. Deh kitteez awlwayz luved deh fresh milkz.
You have said a very important and true thing there, annipuss. I
agree. People are no happier than they were when times were
much harder. THINGS and MONEY just don’t seem to bring the joy one would
expect.
Psychologists say that “The happiest people surround themselves with family and friends, don’t care about keeping up with the Joneses next door, lose themselves in daily activities and, most important, forgive easily.”
I am inclined to agree. Particularly losing self in daily activities,
called “flow”…that state of mindlessness where you are being
productive and moving right along..is happiness.
And forgiving people. How much better would all our lives be if we
forgave every little grudge and bother and anger that we ever obsess and
hold on to?
“People are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.” — Abraham Lincoln
i lubs dis place, where else can i find such an assortment of info,
quotes relevant to my interests, reminininisenseses and yarns. just reading this thread gives me a happy. Fanx.
arw soooow cute ^___^
id luv that also
my grampa usded to do dat. it was wonnerful tymes, playin in teh barn, throwin corns into the cows tail pockets, climbin in teh hay. Fresh country air.
*sigh*
playing in teh cowbarn and haybarn lotsa fun, but chicken barn? nawt so much.
gettin flogged…do not want!
noe egg-stra fun dere?
snurt
Congrats, Upfi, awn ur nawt sekund!
Fank u! Wud u like a quick cuppa cawfee be4 u go out 4 noms? U can has chocklit biskits wif it! Ennywun else for biskits? Cookies? Nommable crunchies wif chocklit? *holds out tray*
Ai has awlreddee been 2 teh shop 2dai – Ai wantid 2 be hoem b4 teh 2 minits sylens 4 armistiss dai at eleben. So Ai haz tiem 4 cawfee an biskitts an 2 stai an plai!
Congaratz Upfi! *taykz biskit* omnomnom.
Wut a yooneek kitteh farmer be!
Ai had furgotted ab00t armistiss day! We do not do dis in Jermanee, u noes. We have a remembrance sunday 4 awl teh ded of teh wars. Jermanee does nawt really like to fink ab00t teh war considering teh bad role we played in it.
{{{upfi}}}
Hearz house Aye sieze dis: yew iz juss ah peepul, Aye iz juss ah peepul. Moas souljurz iz juss peepulz. Wii awl spen hour thyme wurrying ‘bowt enuf tu eet & pay teh billz, habin a ruuf ober hour hedz adn awl, rite? Gobermintz maek policy & warz… peepulz getz stuk wif hard end ob wut teh gubermint duz. Sew wiii awl kenn bee feline bad furr teh peepz dat wuz lost, adn teh dreemz dat were shatturd.. ebberyware. Wii haz tu ‘member sew dey iz stihl libbin in hour hartz. Poor old Whirld kneads ah group hug, Aye finkso… {{{{{Whirld}}}}}
Fanks smammie 4 ur kind wurds and teh hug. {{{{{smammie}}}}}
Ai sumtymes has a sad. Jermans killed 6 million Jews in teh Holocaust and further millions in teh sekkund world war and dere is no way to make dat good agin. Ever. I will nawt forget. So lets spred cheezluv so dere nebber be anuvver war.
Aw, upfi…{{{{upfi}}}}
teh fing iz fur eech to praktiss forgibness nd copasshun in purrsonal lyfe. Nd that inkluudes forgibbing pollytishuns and ourseffs.
Yu a gud purrdottir, and jermans r gud peeps.
eggz-aklii.
hearz ah kwoatabul frum Sanatyana”
“Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it”
Iz teh job ov yew & mii adn awl teh peepz tu bii remmebering, sew wii ken stop teh hurtz. Cheezluv tu awl!
{{{upfi}}} Sometymes teh Merikans has a sad, teh Ge-mermens has a sad, teh Serbs has a sad, evvree countree has dun tings nawt so grate…but yer not ’sponsibbul fur the faylings of a hole nashun. Smamme is wise is teh commints above, aifinkso, and teh Ge-mermen cheezpeeps is awesum und full of win!
{{{{upfi}}}}
It iz peeps liek u dat is teh reason dat won’t happen agains.
Not as long as tehre are peeples willing to stand up to teh skoolyard bulliez of teh whirld.
O- dat sownds kinda pro-war. Wich I is not! BUT, I is also not for standing by and watchin peeples get hurted either.
Fanks awl mai cheezfrend. It feels so nice to read ur commints and feel dat we share teh longing fur peace and fwendship. It’s gud to be on ICHC.
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Sumwun sayed once that if evry werld leader be gibben a kitteh, there’d b no more war.
I vote to try dis ’speriment!!
It b Veteranz day heer in deh statez. Wii honorz awl deh service menz and wimminz dat haz served in timez uv peace adn war. It duz not kummemorate any partiular war oar event.
do not has a sad to this. It was not yur fallt. Poleeticks was harsh.
Oh Upfi, Ai haz a sad iffn Ai upsettid u. Ai fink uv AWL teh peepls hoo haz been damijd bai warz wat ebber nashun dey wuz borned in. Poly tishunz maek teh warz – den dey sendz peepl 2 do der durtee werk.
Pweeze dunt have a sad, u dint upset me. Ai just felt a bit awful ab00t awl teh ded peeps that are neiver mai nawt ur fault. War is a sad fing and it is gud to remembur dat and teh peeps dat died. U noes wot Jermans do on teh 11th day of teh 11th munth at 11:11am? Dey sillybrate teh beginning of teh carnival seaon, which lasts til Ash wensday. Carnival! Pleh! *hangs head in shame*
Our remembrance day to commemorate teh victims of war is teh last sunday in Novembur.
The Jermanz R jst peepul, leik awl ob uz. Teh wunz hoo maekz warz iz pollytishuns, ebin if dehy sez dehy R relijush leedurz.
guess I should’ve read your comment before entering mine, congrats on nawt second.
Noooo … it’s jest anovver proof of GMTA!! Dint noes we were so telepaffic, u and me!
in da sno
Ha!! Luxshuree! When ah wuz itteh bitteh kitteh ah haz 2 werk 10 ourz doun t’ pit, wauk elebentee mylz up hill 2 skool bairpaud in t’ sno…
Ai lubs teh Scottish acscent in ur lolspeak .. *swoon*
*joins upfi in teh swoon*
paws4thot – didz u ware a itteh bitteh kitteh plaid kilteh? Glengarry cap? **swoon*
Thanks, but that was mai Yorkshire accent; see further down for links to the “4 Yorkshiremen” sketch.
Ai had a nunkle (by marrij) hoo came frum Yorkshire 2 werk in souf eest TTI. Himz werkmaytes cawled him Jock (dat is TTI slang fur a skottish man)
yup…
Barfing in 3…2…1
Sort of a grass roots movement, eh?
“When I wuz a yung whipper snapper, Ah useta walk to school barefoot, uphills both wayz, throo da snow.”
Wehnebur 4 R gathurd in His nayme, dehy sahll do teh “4 Yorkshirmen” skech!
Yea, and then it is ritten, that sumwun shall post teh linky, so if tehre be n-e-1 who hazn’t seen the 4 Yorkshiremen, taht he may snert his kawfee all ober teh place:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe1a1wHxTyo
dere iz a saying…… deh furst liar duzn’t stand a chance….. i dunno wai dat came tu mind….. oooo. ….. dots…….
ohai phillipe! Ai hear ai shud sbeek to u abowt how mai naem b ful ob blooness now? Ai haz also cent u a rekwest faw fwendship ^_^
ohai and gud mowrning podcat. ai hab just responded to yer frend request, so frends, we is now them.
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And,being newly bloo makes yew elegible fer an award. Yes, yew may alreddy be a winner!! It seems approprioprioprio… like a gud ideea to reward blooness wif a suitalbe bloo myoosical selection. Let’z see wut we can find this morning …
*kicks jukebox*
ahh, how about this … alwayz a classic
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIaRUVWPuOE
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n-joy
Fanx faw teh lubbly song, I lub teh BBKitteh so ai did a dans to him
*twisdee twisdee shimmee*
Himz iz lejindree!
Clicky mai nam for a remaek ob teh Yorkshireman skitch.
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And sinz ai lubz teh Alan Rickman (sigh) ai had2 watched it.
An dont we awl lubz teh Alan Rickman?? *sigh* (just finished waching “Galaxsee Kwest fur teh elebenteenth taim!).
Thankz fur putting taht wun heer, Karen. Ai dint know about it!
OMG!!1 Aye haz nebbur scene dat vershun B4!!!! Haz gotz belleh-crampz frum laffin.
(BTW… Aye cud lissin tu Rickman reed teh fonebuk, oh fur joi)
Congrats Upfi, Princess Mu and Karen awn teh brayde. Haow wud u liek 2 sillybrayte?
Dat’s nawt a bell, dats my flair
Oh mai, dat is wun big bell kitteh haz – der wud be no burds for myles wif dat fing maykin so much noyze.
Farmer kitty haz bling! he b wun hip kitty.
Bling nd farming dunt go togedder. Mebbe iz imposter kitteh?
Or uzes ding-ling bling to scare teh crowz away
maybee. ATAK!!! wut wud u do?
O mai is rite! burdz wud neber come agen! teh noyze must be teribly lowd!
Ur eerz wud be rienging so lowd, u cudnt tell wut farmer kitteh wud be sayin!
Farmer kitteh, is outstanding in his field.
Oar iz him owt, standin in himz feeld?
din’t I say dat
Ai wuz nawt shore wich u ment!
double entendre’s… I haz dem
I fout dubble entendres hadz to be dirty. O wait!!! Teh field iz full of dirt.
alsew known az twin-caribou
shirley yew noa abowt “double on teh Tundra” , moast grayshuss cween? (snikur)
i mite haz noen it wunst….. wen awl mai synapsez werked…..
noa y dey iz cawled synapez? Cuz yew tri tu fink ob sumfin, gibz op wif a sigh, adn decides dat takin a napsez wud bii a beddur ideer …… ooooh, dotz!
smammie, yu haz gibben me two heddesk moments so hard I willz haz broozes on teh forehed fur weeks!
fankumz!!! Mai job hear iz dun.( Tri puttin ah jel wrist support on teh desk… it werkz furr mii)
Half ub mine nowadays are takeeng a nap and dat is a sin.
stoopid synaps.
I wud hoof dem into attenshun, iffn onlee I cud get at dem.
*sigh*
Teh kitteh is nawt happi wif awl teh peepol gettin on his pwoperty!
Get teh gawns ! shoo ‘em all !!!!
Or set teh goggie awn dem!1!! Oh hai, Cyppiee, ai dunt remembers ur naym. Has u been posting here long?
Oy, get orfe moi larnd!
Hai upfi !
Nah I iz new here! onli posting here since thuree weeks !
I haz made profeil but nawt workin :O:O
No worrie! I fix it soon
Oh hai, in that case…
*extends silky feeler to shake paws/hands wif Cyppiee*
Welkum to cheezwurld and hao bery nice to meet u! Pweeze to fix profile so we can be fwends!
Would you look at the size of that freakin’ bell.
I know – is it to alert the mice on other planets?
In mah day, we didn’t has no internets, all lol was on paper and pens.
WE wur so poor we diddun HAB no lolling at all.
*snurt*
No life wibout lol !
Peopol says teh bacterias wher here first ! No wajj!1!!! lolcatz wur teh first on tha plaanet !!
of corse! der wud be no life wibout all teh lol cats in teh world! it wud be
mess upp sayz farmer kitteh. (an all ober kittehs!
Wed take a pitcher of teh cat and put tem up on teh bulleten bored downtown. And all dem people wood come round with them thar majik markurz and rite capshuns on the fotos. Then we tape teh fotoz on top of a long sheeit of papur, and alla teh townsfoke would grab a pen and write thar carmints below each foto. Some days, we had two hunnerd, four hunnerd commints on a sangle photo.
And we liekd it!!!
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Teh only part ah didn like was wen sum boy would walk up to evary foto and rite “First!” on every one. Wen we caught taht boy we put him in teh stocks and threw tomatoes at him. Then we maed him shovel manoor in teh nawty barn.
Same cat as the tripl cheezburger pic, and this one.
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/01/09/funny-pictures-tripl-cheezburger/#comments
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/01/29/funny-pictures-oh-man-is-she-writin-a-check/
Yesh: gotta bees teh saime kitteh foar shure; becuz kitteh waring teh saimest byg bell iyn alla pikshures!!!
poor farmer kitteh! wishes he cud go bak to teh ol days… i think.
EIEIOoooOo
Sry, it juz overcame meh
Kitteh acres iz teh place to be
Cat livin iz teh life for me
Da da, da-dah-da, The noms!
Da da, da-dah-da, The lols!
Thanks everyone for voting for this caption/pic! I’m glad you like it. I love all the funny captions everyone makes up on this site. My kitteh Niko has also given the nod for the site.
Well capshuned, ccurtis94!!!11!!! Enny moar cumming down teh pipeline?
that bell is HUGE!
teh old days r nawt wut dey seem…