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TURN OUT THAT LIGHT!
Sheesh! I iz tryin to sleeps heer…
ooooh, Maus, izza gud wun! ai HATEZ that too! only wurser fing iz, when sumwun grabz alla coverz and pullzem offa u… DO NAWT WANT.
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(ai ackshully slappt boifrend whut tryed that wunst!!)
wow, doze liddle Mausie fingurz am fass. Yew bii tawp ov teh braid, Conga Ratz!!!
Hay, Maus. Plz to let me innerupt?
A fren just told me that she is havening her black lab, Carmen, put to sleep today. Carmen is 15 and has been declining for a while. My fren has had her longer than she’s had her own chillrens.
Plz to think ur best thots for Carmen and her mommeh? kthx*sniff*
{{{{Carmen & her hyoomin}}}}
Iz alwais a sad day when teh pets cross teh bridge.
{{{{{Carmen & friend}}}}}
{{{{Your Friend & Carmen}}}}
{{{{{Carmen & hur Mommeh}}}}}
{{{{Carmen & her fambly}}}}
{{{{{Carmen, Carmen’s mommeh, & LCB}}}}}
{{{{{{{carmen & her human}}}}}}}
{{{{{carmen+ carmen’s momma+ LCB}}}}}
{{{{{{Carmen}}}}}}
{{{{{{Carmen’s mommeh}}}}}}
{{{{{eberee wun whoo hassa sad}}}}}
Hai AfriCat!!! Ai wuz just thinkin ov yoo. Doo yoo know hoo rote teh pome ai am refurring too??
I just did a google, and teh poem wuz by H.C. Andersen.
Most people think ov his more sentimental fairy tales, but he wrote some very dark tales, too. And the poem is a bit sentimental, too, in a tragic way.
Anderson??? Taht surprizes mee! But yoo ar a far bedder googler tahn ai am!!
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Ai uzed thiz sawng wehn ai wuz teeching hao to interpret sawngs – an hao yoo ust think ov them.
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In mai class, ai had tehm akt it out – inclooding marching in teh frend, hoo waz faynting frum frite. An wehn he wuz shot, an fell to teh ground, awl teh stoodenz were weeping!!
Yu must haz been a bery gud teacher, and I bet yr classes were teh fun.
Here’s some Andersen linkies…
www2.kb.dk/elib/noder/hcamusik//martsviolerne/index_en.htm
http://www.symphonicfairytales.dk/artikel_text.php?op=sectioninfo&art_sid=3&art_id=3
{{{{Carmen, Carmen’s mommeh, an awl hoo hav eber had to to this nobul thing fur their moast beloved furree frenz.}}}}
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Teh hardest thing in teh whrilled to do!
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There iz a grate pome “Der Soldat” – cant remembur hoo rote it. Teh sawng iz bai Schubert. About 2 frenz hoo ar soldiers. Best frens since childhood. An wun ov tehm duz somthing terribul an iz taeken befoar teh fyring skwad.
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Awl ov hiz fellow soljers awn teh fyring skwad ar so disstrawt tath tehy fire wyldlee – but hiz BEST fren – taeks gud aim an shoots him direktlee in teh hart.
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He noo hao skeered hiz frend wuz, an purrhaps woonded bai awl teh wild shooting – and did waht had to bee dun.
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Somthing, sumtiaims, awnlee sumwun hoo troolee luvs yoo can do.
{{{{ebery1 who needs, will need, or wants hug}}}}
Eye is verry verry angwy at teh ad 2 teh rite, it just isnt in teh rite spot.
Mebbe cukkies an sweety candies halp? Here’s sum.
well, mebbe not ANGWY, just a bit anoyd. It just couldn’t be in a worse spot if it Tried to be.
Best Thots.
Yoo meen – teh Emo ad??
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But thankz fur teh cukkies! An maybee sum ov teh sweete candies. Cukkies, strnjlee enuf, offen reele DOO halp!!
Oh noes! Is a verreh sad day for yor frend.
{{LCB’s frend, and Carmen teh loyal blak lab}}
We sends a welkumming committee to teh brij today. And warm hugs and sweet memreez to teh fambly uv teh beluvved Carmen, yor frend’s furst “child.”
Mai Vergie b der to meetz teh sweet goggie. Aifinksew!
Oh noes, dat mayks me haz a sad too. Ai finkn my best thots faw dem.
{{{{awl teh cheezfwends and teh anymulzez}}}}
{{{{Carmen an her sad Mamma}}}}
Iz so bery sad tu heer dat. I finkz ub her todai an wishes da best tu her.
{{{{goggie & mommeh}}}}
{{{Carmen & huuman}}} *sniff sniff*
*offurs tea adn sympathy*
I sorries, Carmen
Comanche (my lab shepherd mix) is waiting at the bridge for Carmen.
{{{{{{{{{{{{{Carmen and her family}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Gotsa beeg test!
oooh todae kitteeh haz test on:
Acrobatic shenaniganz
Bean cute (no has to studee fur datwun)
Catchin mausieez…
D…
Derivatives
English literature
Fluid Dynamics
G…
Geu… geograffee
Herstory
Italeeun cookin (lubs puhsgetty)
J…
Juggling tinee creechoors in teh air
Kliming trees
Lying around luking cyoot
M. . .
mathz
nippin pplz tew git der tensions
Oriental history
pree-kalkyooless
quilt shredding
Russhin (dey must teech dat SOMEWHEREZ)
s…
Diggin under teh covers
Eyeballin teh hooman’s dinner
Finding teh medisin bottlol ur hooman was missin (never mind taht teh kitteh is teh one that losted it)
geeawmetree
health
industreeul scienz
jumpeeng in da ayer
kukin
l…
Dreamin bout cheezburgers
Ebil plans tew googies
Fankin hooman for da nom (ownly so dey gief more)
G…
Getting teh cabinet door opens lab practikum
Honing teh pointy ends
I dunno- wot elz do kitteh’s lurn in kitteh skool?
Juglling imaginary bugs?
Killing dangeruss dust bunnieez
Lolling at teh goggies
M…
Maus hunting
Nip eating
Optics
Purring
Quantum Mechanniks ( to putz Schrodinger in deh box)
R…
Runnin’ awai fas
Stoopie goggie trix – komedee klass
Trix r 4 kittehz
Unnerkovr operashuns
V…
Verree larj arrays
Whyz an wherefores (teh wun to nebbermind)
Xanadu, teh histree ov
Y. . .
Yawning to show off all teh teefs
ZZZZs (teh art uv)
Y du i hasto go to skool? i know my career will be in:
ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzleeping.
ai wantz 2 stay in bed too, kitteh!
*coff coff*
see? ai tol u ai wuz sik!
OK then, I’ll need to take your temperature. Roll over…
noa Aye noaz Y hymn bii ebil……
Hay ebreewun!
Ai maid a pixure in honor uv Veteran’s Day, pleez 2 clik awn mai bloo naim if u wan 2 see it, thx!
nao, dat’s a gud pitchur. It just a shame taht all dem are ded, teh werld wud be a betr place wif dem heer.
Mebbe you could put that on PK?
RUNZ BF RUNZ!!!!!
blargh
WATE!
Did u say u has a bug??
*tail twitchez*
*Opens his hand to reveal…*
*A Palmetto Bug!*
*Tosses it toward SG*
Has fun!
EW EW EWWWWWWW!!
*runsawayswifakwikness*
*pant pant*
U is EBIL.
Whut? Kittehs lerves to play wif the big bugses!
*gives maus a luk*
LITTUL kittehs shud start off with LITTUL bugzes!
And PBs neveh neveh neveh eveh.. they is dirty!!
And they crunchez!!
*pleh*
*has a queasee*
u shud see mai girlies Tucker & Murphy iffen a ant or a lil spyder bee in de howse, dey wil trak it awl ober de floor wif dere nozez bout a inch above it for howerz, wunderin wat de hek it iz. Ai’ll be dere cheerin dem awn “kill de bug! defend de howse aginst de bug!!!” Nuffin! Den wen ai looze payshunts & git rid uv de bug maiself, dey stil luukin down at de floor, wunderin ware dere toi went.
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Mai mitey hunterz, let meh sho u dem!
Yesh, ai gotz oen ob dem tew! mitey hunterz indeeeeeeded!
We gets teh camelbak crikkets in teh summer.
I yooshully don’t ever see tehm.
Just the legs.
That’s wot’s left.
when we lived in TX, ai hadda sayme fing… nawt shure whut kinda bugz tehy were, but nuffin left eksept leggies.
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i figured tehy must nawt bee tastee partz.
YIKEZ! ai haz seen those! “palmetto bugs” mai fut… tehy r rilly just biiiiig cokroches!
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ai wud frow a cicada bak at Maus, if ai cud breeng maiself too pik wun up.
It’s funny you should mention that…
The theatre I do shows at in the summer is an outdoor amphitheatre at a local botanical gardens. They use “working cats” to control the mouse and vole population. The cats have houses scattered throughout the gardens, and get regular medical attention, etc.
One of the cats is located in the theatre area. Dexter (who passed over the bridge about 4 years ago) loved to capture and torture bugs, especially cicadas. He would sometimes bring one onstage DURING PERFORMANCES (well… it was HIS theatre, after all) and eat them. Occasionally he would chase one onstage. And sometimes he would walk on during a performance to make sure we were all performaning our best. He was a great cat, a very handsome tuxie.
Dexter sownds lyke a wunderful cat! Aym prowd to hav named mah own tabbeh-kat after heem! Mah own Dexter lykes to chayse teh bugs, but he is most feerce with hiz floofy myce. Teh mitey hunter – if a REEL maus wuz to walk in teh haus, well . . . hoo noes whut mite happin!
*snort* that iz hilarious! sounz lyke fabulous kitteh!
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purrformance art??
Hiz reel naym mite haz been “Bustopher Jones,” aifinkso.
Oar a cross between Bustopher & Asparagus (aka Gus, the Theater Cat).
Ai wull be OK caturdai
Oh no, iz nawt ah skool dai. Ma Aye iz awlrite!!!
Go way, plz, iz sleepy!
Ai needz a noet foar teh teechur
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Dat’s 2 noets!
Picky, picky, picky…
eff u git ate uv dem, den u hav a hole 1!
*snerk*
well, troo, you haz enuf for a whole noet wif eight o dem
you onlee needz two of dem to make a note that gets One beat/count in common time or any otter timesignature wif a 4 on da bottom. pay tension: will be on da test.
Dat’z tew noetz!
Annipuss & ai – GMTA!!
Yay! we mussn’t let Maus get awai wiv bein inak..innacc.. rong!
Stoopy ‘pyooter. Itz just a skware on mah skreen. *sigh*
Iz it signed “Epstien’s mother” ????
(Liddul 70’s nostalgia fur u)
welkum bak, kotter! hee hee hee!
o, wate…..ai ment ai am toadally nawt old enuff 2 member dat sho u speek uv dat ai hav neber seen
Riiiiiiight…
Um,ai has nebber seen it eether….
onlee red abowt it…yeah….
Ai admit eet – wen ai firs lieked John Travolta! Ai hadda Vinnie Barbarinoinoino tee shirt.
*dantzes with wildly flayling arms, lyke a chikkin*
“I sed a- Bar- Bar- Bar- Bar- Barbarino!”
and
“Wher? Whut!?”
Sure. Uh huh…
ohai Eeck!
Ware u bin?
Werk haz been holdin me hostage.
Finally gotted a slow day to come play wif awl teh wunnerful frens !!
I thot maybee so.
Dat’s why I sed ‘bin’.
*snurts*
We can send a reskew team in if taht happens agin, just let us know!
Fanks!
Ai will do that !!
Dat iz sew nize. Sumwun nitted kitteh hiz own blankee.
An he haz a kitteh syze pilloh.
Dat iz sew kyuut!
Gud fing ai gotz mai 50s bafin cap and Joe Jorj Jetsen elebentee sumpfin gogglez awn. Kitteh is pritee kyoot der wif dem floofee pawz hidinging teh iiiz.
B-)
Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses
Oh yeah, dem!
…and a towel.
And the H2G2, of course…
huh? Clueless, let me show u it.
Happee Goggie Goggles alzo gud fer helpin prevent de splorts, iffen u doan hav Joetheplumber Janta reely lawng naim sunglasses.
The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy…
OOOhhhh! Adn nao Google iz mii frend!
Fankees Maus and BF473 4 halpinging wif mai stoopies.
Did u awl c Teh Beeg Bang Theoree onna TV lass nite?! Not second tehy played klingon boggle, den tehy refurenced ICHC!
Ohai Tribble how iz Uz
Ohai two_kittehs.
Haz u been lukin fur a new hoam yet?
has done lotsa research online, we iz going to go to look at some
places this week!
An I has already startud boxing stuffz
Oh, gud luck looking!
I’ve been thinking about you and yur search for new hoam, and beaming gudvibes to you and your hubcat.
*puts fingers to temples. Concentrates. Beams of good, good, good, good vibrations go to two_kittehs and teh Citty ov Troy*
fanks muchez booklion, I haz foun a couple prospective places in some good
nayborhoodz no we haz to go look at demz in purrson!
It iz a “buyers market” sew u shood haz a gud selection an gud pryces!
Tribble I sended U a gnu emeow a few dayz back
well dun worry kitteh, is veteran’s day! der’s no skool!
Noe skool!
Kitteh bownses owt uv *sik bed*, skamper skamper awf 2 de fud bowlz, runz up curtayns, swipes at goggie in passin, climes up hoomins pantz leg & collapsez fer a nap.
Iz NOT mawning – u can’t read clox rait!
Mawning – DO NAWT WANT!
Mai Tuxie Kitteh haz her oawn iynternul clox systim: 2 nites agoe, her caime adn sitted aown mai stummik at 2:15 ayem tuu waike me up;
Tihs maourning, her hadded mercee aown me: her woked me up at kwaurter tuu fiev; Ai doan knoe wye her duz tihs, becuz her haz her fuud iyn her dysh allatiem!!
Ai fink mebbee her wuntes tuu bees pettid adn plaiyed wif…… 
She duz it bcaws she iz a kitteh and dats whut kittehs doo! Sillee kittehs…
Still nawt used to teh Daylite Savings Tyme, kitteh? Twice a yeer tehre is a confyoozhun at mai howse. Kittehs: “Is fud tyme! Hwerez mai fud? Wyze mai dish MT?” Me: “No, bois, in bowt a nour” Then six munfs layter, it’s Kittehs: “Wunder if she’z goin sumhwere latur? Wy fud tyme is erly? O, well, nom it if ya gottit.”
U is jest bad dream!
Tewdai’z trawmah – Gemmi sleepz onmai ches, adn seh hadda bad dreem adn wok mii up wif a poyntee end jus unner mai rite iii. Fink ai needinging 2 gitz 2 MPS – Mawm Protekshun Serbises.
maybee baybee kitteh nawt reely sik, maybee himz hidin himz ayes frum dat pixure awn de “how emo are you” advert. Ai doant wan 2 insult hour emo cheezfrends but dat pic kinda creepz meh owt (shiverz)
taht ad is nex to teh goggie thred, it is SO insensitive!
But its autumnated, so ai cn fergive it.
Bebbeh kitteh I knoz U not sik no gedds up and goes to skool
O, mai! Dat beez meh dis moarnin. sumhao convinst teh parentles ai relly waz sik.
oh rillee, has yu chekked yor shooz?
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ai wuz sik this mawning- rillee vilentlee sik (ai gotz a bump frum hittin mai hed awn teh seet as mai stumuck did a 180). ai hopes is just nerves- kuz ai still hasta go to skool– ize teh teecher!
It wud B public service to let me stay home…tink of the whirld-wide splorts we can prevent! Huh? Huh? Stay home, pleez?
ohai cheezfrenz, ai hazza liddul storee ai wud lyke 2 tell foar Veteran’s Day… iz sad tho. u haz bin warned.
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wun uv mai gud frenz IRL haz a son whoo iz in Iraq. he iz nawt a vet, stricklee speeking – hee iz still teher. but he iz a very fine yung man.
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he haz volunteered foar a very sad job: sumwun must euthanyze animulz onna regular baysis. ai donut noes how regular, egzacklee, but tehy can haz teh strayz, teh feralz, teh dizeazed, etc.
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he iz a troo animal luver, an he saw haow teh job wuz beein dun an he did nawt lyke. so he axed foar teh job. aftur tehy axed him, “why u wantz tihs pleh job?” tehy let him doo it. he hadda get rabies shotz in order to doo teh job, too.
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when tehy taykes teh animulz in, he sez tehy r uzuallee teh cold an teh hongree. an naow he maykes shur tehy haz gud noms an a nyse full tummy, anna nyse warm bed foar tehir last nyte. an hee gives tehm sum petz an snorglez an sum lurves if hee can, so teh animulz can haz wun gud nyte an nawt bee skared or cold or hongree.
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he had to put down a kitteh reesentlee an hiz mom tellz me he sez, “Mom, it wuz just cryin an cryin.” teh job iz very hard on him, an iz very sad taht it must bee dun at awl — but naow he maykes shure it iz dun teh bestest way he knowz haow.
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ai haz such a big prowd foar him. an awl vets whut haz dun fings mannee uv us cud never even fink uv dooing, an will nevver noes about.
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Fank yoo very much foar lissening. We naow return to ur regyoolar lolz.
{{{tessm & fren}}} sigh!
sumfing happen 2 mai eyes adn ai can nawt read teh rest ov ur post cuz iz awl blurry nao. ur frens son iz wunnerful person aifinkso.
{{{tessms frends son}}}} {{{tessm}}} {{{tessms frend}}}
ai haz a sad naow, but iz gud tew knoe dere is sumwon hoo caers foar deh bebbehs beeg an small dere.
Oh, tessm. Yoo has a rite to be a prowd momma. Teh luvvin an teh sweet tuches an teh snorgles is amung teh verreh last memreez those behbehs tayks with tehm to teh brij. {{tessm’s son an awl teh poor annymals}}
Teh Night Watchman uv ICHC meets these noo annymals eech nite wunz they krosses teh brij, ifinkso. Ask teh cween abowt heem sumtime. I goes and looks for teh URLs wher teh cween tole us awl abowt heem.
ohai gremlin! iz nawt mai sun, iz mai fren’s sun. But ai appresheeates teh credit!
fank yoo, an everywun else.
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ai haz red teh cween’s storee uv teh Watchman. iz alsew sad, but byootiful. ai wud lyke to let my fren’s son noes taht there iz anuvver yung man whoo iz tayking care uv fings onna uvver end. pls 2 post link if u finz it?
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on mai profyle ai haz put a pikshur uv Jackson in hiz uniform.
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2559480
Ohai, tessm. Pardon mah bad for nawt reeding kayrfully. Iz a gud boy, regardless uv hoo taykes teh kredits for it.
I fownd 2 ov teh linkees that tawks abowt teh Nite Watchman uv ICHC. I hopes teh cween duz nawt mynd my posting them heer. Cut and pasting teh links into yor browser window:
icanhascheezburger.com/2008/08/01/funny-pictures-y-dis-ladder-scream/#comment-399075
and
icanhascheezburger.com/2008/08/19/funny-pictures-sleepeh-committeh/#comment-418345
Ai wil praiy rlly haurd tuu CC foar tihs wunnerfull yung man hoo duz suches a
diffikult, veree emoshunallee draiyng jaub: iyf yuu ar an aminal luvver, tihs bees teh moast luvvingest fing yuu kan due foar tehm, aoutsiede ov taikyng thems iyntuu yuur hoem;
Ai stayeded wif owt Russhin Bloo kitteh wen weez hadded hims putted tuu sleap recintlee; jes kept pettyng hims onna hed adn taulking tuu hims, adn saiying hims naime; (Ai am stil trieying tuu geyt oaver teh trauma tihs causeded me……)
{{{{{{cheshirekittehkat}}}}}}
{{{cheshirekittehkat}}} itz bin over 2 years sinz ai had 2 due teh saem wif mai rexie kitteh adn ai steel git teh leakee eye ober her. waz veri sad dai, butt ai iz glad teh nightwatchman bee on teh over sied 2 luk after her adn taht she nawt bee sik animoar. I am sawrie u haev 2 go thru this 2. iz sad 2 sai goodbie 2 a gud frend adn teh hole tehy leaf iz too beeg 2 fill awl teh wai bak up.
{{{cheshirekittehkat & annywun else who need hugd}}}
We all know you has a speciul plac in ur hart for your poor kitteh. my best thots wif u an your kitteh
{{cheshirekittehkat}} 4 yeers for me sinz Gremlin went to teh brij. Yes, I wuz with heem when they gayv heem teh shot in teh end. Wuz horrible but he wuz suffering so. Wuz a blessing to end teh payn.
I wuz tawking to heem and calling heem mah sweet behbeh and whut a wunnerful kitteh and teh best kitteh. An holdin heem to mah hart. He wuz a beeg feerce boi and tuk it very seriously that it wuz hiz job to defend and protekt me. (I gotted heem when I wuz just a yeer owt uv collej – so we sorta growed up together.) In teh end, I told heem it wuz OK to leev me, that I’d meet heem laytur at teh brij. I still cries over heem, I duz. I luvved heem so an I still do. He is teh orinj kitteh in mah avatar.
{{{{{gremlin&Gremlin}}}}
When it was time to let my most beloved kitteh go the vet gave me time alone with him to say good-bye. He lay on a heated pad, and I had my arms around him. I thanked him for everything he gave me, told him I loved him, and told him that he would be going to sleep soon, but when he woke up, there would be someone waiting for him to take care of him. He purred and acted as if he completely understood everything I said, and was glad to let his body go. The vet came in and gave him the injections while I had my arms around him. Then he was gone, and the vet let me stay alone with the empty body for a while and weep.
{{booklion}}
{{cheezpeeps groop-hug}}
{{{{{{gremlin}}}}}} izza byootiful ornj boi.
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iz just haow ai feelz abowt mai Morgan kitteh. Morgan iz big byootiful basemint kitteh. iz why ai haz mai chococat abatar. (ai still haz Morgan — 15.5 yeerz so far — he haz kidney failure but iz doing rilly gud foar over a yeer anna half naow)
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but az mai mom useta say — teh day that cat goez, ai will be a liddul puddle onna floor.
{{tessm and her Morgan kitteh}} I lukked at yor profyle piks and saw a beeg blak kitteh ther. That must be yor Morgan. Is yoo teh redhead behynd heem in teh wun pikshor? He luks lyke a gud kitteh. Teh beeg wuns is an arm-ful.
I wishes yor Morgan a lawng and happeh lyfe. Grem wuz 17 when he left teh erth, an I felt lyke that wuz a rype old age (and he even wuz teh diabetic for teh last 6 yeers). I has herd uv kittehs livvin much older than that, too . . .
If and when yoo needs us, coeming heer and fynding yor frends. We awl tayks turns holdeeng eech uther’s paw when ther is a need.
ur story maks mi eyes cry too. Hig bugs to you and ur frenz son. hart is hapyy he would do this, sad ‘coz he has tu. 13 year Navy vet in search of tissues.
Fibburr Kitteh shoodz
knoez bettah. Needz 2 seez kewt
fayss at tymes lyke dis
Liddill Kitteh juss
wantz 2 snuggillz andz purrz 4
t3h resst ubz t3h day
Habz wunndurrful sawfft
blankee 2 cuddillz up wiff.
Kitteh taykz Napz now
Jack.
clappity clappity! bravo! ur poemz are alwais ful uv awesum & win Jack!
niiiccee !!
u do maek realli gawd poems !
Respekt !
Jack! Az awlaiz! PURRRRRRRfekt!!
I wish I wuz a cat… sleepy tim aaalll oveh teh whoool day !
no skool no work!1!! jus doin nom nom nom an gief boss some cuteniss
icanhascheezburger.com/2008/11/10/funny-pictures-dey-suspect-nothin/?cp=all#comments
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O Mai Ceeling Cat – Teh Hyooge Manitee!
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* faynts *
EEP! Yesh, Yesh, LPB – ai agrees wib yu! eben tho teh stoopy linky fing didunt werk proplly… * sigh *
ohai, GP.
Given teh tricksiness ov teh cats and teh werewoofs, and the ….carnivorousness …
of teh commints on dat picshoor yestidday, mebbe yu bedder get LIONS for your sekurity. Ain’t nobuddy gonna mess wif yu if you haz LIONS protekting yu.
but but but Lions… dey issa juss hyooge Kittehs no?
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ai liek teh sownd ob Din Fleetpaw, he has teh Big Eyes awl teh bedder tu see me wib, teh Big Eers awl teh bedder tu heer me wib adn teh Big Floofeh Tayl awl teh bedder fur hiding teh bill wib…
Don’t yu know that woofs mostly eet rodents? That iz teh mainstay ov their diet! But most rodents r too small for LIONS to bodder wif. You are sayfer wif LION sekoority than wif teh woofs.
aifinkso booklion is luuking foar a job.
that wud be, bookLION.
oh, not for me purrsonally, jess trying to be helpful. But I do haz connkshuns wif a LION sekoority firm, if yu wants to now about it….
hmm… lukks suspishushlee at teh Hyooge Kitteh wib xtra hyooge poyntee ends… aifinkso ai shud tawk tu teh otter Rodints adn let yu no… yesh.
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* backsawayveryslow *
*pats GP’s hand comfortinglee*
*wayves bottlol uv pumpkin py scent unner LPB’s nose*
* sniff sniff * mmm punkin py… drool
oh, u iz awayke naow?
*hanz anuvver slyce 2 GP*
* eyes punkin py adn large black cat (cyoote, as eet is) *
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sry, affer yesserdai ai has a nerbuss… yu nawt gonna hedbat me arr yu?
oh noes, j’aime beaucoup le lolfronsch, et je would not mange quelq’un qui le parle assez bien que vous!
Ah, tray bean… tray bean… OHM NOM NOM NOM
LPB! Gerrof mai Py! adn ware issa yur Fronsch Ack Scent? Huh? splain yurself!
oh, heer is un autre slyce uv pie pour vous! ne pas se combattre!
nawt teh pumkin pie agin!!!1! ai nawt wantz 2 be maed in2 a pie. ai iz a kitteh nawt a pumkin. iz costuum.
donut worry, pumkin kitteh. we will nawt nom yu…onny teh real pumpikins.
ohai GP!
I haz been reeding from yesterday, teh kitteh and teh woofey woofs hoo wanna be security at owr consert.. I has a suspishus abowt them!! I fink teh ONLY fing to do is ask Ebil Maus. He IZ a rodint after alls, and so he shud be owr best proteckshun.
And, teh watter bloons, we will has them 2!!
O Hai skwirrlgrrl! ai donut no… ai lieks dat beeg Doggeh, hii seems nyce.
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Didya see me? Taht Kitteh wus gonna nom nom nom meh! eet was scaree!
U did gud, wif teh backawayslowlies.
*pats GP hoo still has teh tremblies*
ohay, I was going to say, we shud has teh consert fangs givving eve, I finks. That wud be Nomvember 26. Coz on teh ackshual fangs givving everyone will eether be cooking or eeting turkey over here, prolly not be able to come to teh show!
Not shure I trust teh big doggeh tho.
I knows some dogs taht liek to chase teh skwirrlz… *shivers*
* grabs hold ob skwirrlgrrl *
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is otay, wii can tremble togebber… yesh, aifinkso Fangs Gibbon eve issa gud ideeya, yesh. aifinkso mebbeh wii shud put a banner onna next picshore – ai wheel nawt be heer, can yu du eet plzthx?
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* trembles sum moar *
ohai GP,
ai posted a commint fer yew on taht prevyous picshur, the wun that we will nawt name. ai suggested yew repeat
“it’z only a movie
it’z only a movie
it’z only a movie”
until yew feels better.
that, and watch out fer things hiding behind teh boxes.
yep.
okays!
I will put a nowsemint owt there.
Wot time shud we has it?
At teh 12pm EST lol? Dat wud be 5pm in TTI and 9am for teh west coast USA.
Czech ur skedule and let me know!
* tremble tremble *
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Yesh, fankies Fleep ai sordid eet. Ownlee, is NAWT a moobie! See dis scar? taht’s frum ware LCB Hedbatted meh yesserdai! Nao, ai has Hyooge Doggehs, Lions, Rabid Weesuls and (nawt tu be trusted) Kittehs awl saying dey’d lukk affer us at teh consert – aifinkso dey awl wants tu nom us!
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O teh Hyooge Manitee! * tremble tremble *
um yesh, skwirrlgrrl dat be teh fyne wib meh – ai tri tu scamper awai frum stoopy werk erlee so ai can maek teh start ob teh show
alritey.
And hay, dat’s not my hand ur holding.
ai nose… yu nawt liek eet? hao bout ai hold… dis insted?
OH, er, I uh…. oh dat feels gud!
Itz been a long time sinse Iz had a fut massaj!
*sigh*
huh? whut? O yesh, ‘fut massaj’… ob corse…
Kin Hugh G Manatee provide teh sekyuritee?
Oh … heh … himz farver down teh fred. ↓
yes, the comments kept pushing me down the thread, but that’s okay, we manatees are flexible! *swims further down the thread*
thear iz a diskushun ov sekoority up above. And teh advisability of having LIONS guard teh cyute and tasty widdle rodentses.
Ahem! wii is NAWT deelishus OAR nootrishus!
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Plz tu NAWT be nomming teh Rodints! Fankies.
And dis is PERZACKTLEE why we is having teh consert!
To raze awareness taht u do not eet ur frenz!
But dere be anudder reazon fur wai us woofehs shood doo da sekuritee ffur da consert! …us woofehs is sneakiteh-sneakeh! We can beh invizdable an mawt seen, an wen trubbul happenez den we kan be dere in a flash!
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Beeg lyons kan be gewd, but deys be tew obv… odve… too eazee tew see. We wants da rodints tew hab a gewd teim an nawt see lawts ob seckuritee an tink dat sumfin iz gunna go howwiblee bad at da cawncert! ^-^
But teh winged lion sekoority forces can watch frum the air and swoop down wif a swiftness to snatch enny cyute widdlu rodentses out ov teh paws ov teh hongree into teh sayfety ov teh air.
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Flyeeng Kittehs? Snatching wib Pointee Endz? “Sayftee” ob teh air? DO NOT WANT!
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See, skwirrlgrrl – Din Fleetpaw issa yur Frend.
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* hydes behynd Hyooge Doggeh * tremble tremble tremble *
Well… dat be trew… But… But… We gots plentee ob backgrownd credebillitee!
Mai teem has werked fer manee consertses leik… er… and there was da one… er… *scritches head* …well… mebbeh nawt manee… but we be gewd sekuritee. ^-^ Ai awreddee drew up a map ob da positioneses!
*Hoalds up consert-hawl map dats been made in crayawn* …eet wud be dun betteh if ai had fumbs…
*luks askanse at din fleetpaw*
GP… I dunno.
Maybee.
But ifso we shud still has Ebil Maus too, justincase!!
*looks at conert hawl map closely*
Hey!!!! Why are the cul de…cully sac…teh dead end hidden cornerses marked “Good playce to eat pinny gigs” or “good place to eet skwirrlols”?
I fink that this Din Fleetpaw cannot be trusted!1!
Ebil Maus? Srsly? Has yu lawst yur mynd! ai nawt shore bout EM… him hassa habit ob doin, well, Ebil fings… ai spose iffn wii need summedy debreefing hii be gud tu has arownd, tho.
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but but but, whut iffn a beeg hongry kitteh nom nom noms EM, den wii has no sekurritee at awl! * tremble *
Ai suspects kitteh will haz a bad tayste in hiz mouth and spits Ebil Maus owt !!!
*Lewks at da map quizicallee* Awroo? Dose wer marked awf as trubbul spawts fer tew puts more woofehs and goggehs. ^-^
Wii wan dere ta bee safteh in awl da dark ded end cornersessew dere wun be a probelem! Wai wud ai lai tew yew? *Has da big eyez an da big eerz an da floofeh tail*
Don’t be afraid GP, I’m still here! Stand back evil-doers!*SPLASH SPLASH SPLASH* I’m armed….errr…well……flippered anyway & dangerous! Water balloons at the ready!! ☼ ☼ ☼ ☼ ☼
* grabs onto Hugh adn swims awai until tomorrow *
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Member Cheezfrends – “Plz tu NAWT nom teh Rodints” Fankies.
drats.
I missed him.
Guess I has to wate for tomorrow for teh rest of teh fut rubs.
Yeah, the “fut” rubs. I guess yu can gib a positib report on teh effektibness ov teh pumpkin pie on pinneh gigs.
haow about these guys? Lions of Batacuda – samba dance troupe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVYbEwAhNqI
Oh-wow! Dey is moar organized an moar owtfitted an jus berry fun all arownd! … but can dey do… dis! *Floofy tail* …er… guess dey can…
Mayke sure cweenmj is standing by if yu waves pumpkin pie scent at LPB…
she lykes teh Fronsch…
*waves smelling salts under LPB’s nose* There there, lolpigburglar, you’ll be all right. *pats on the hand*
*hanz slyce uv reel pumpkin pie to Hugh*
don’t worry, if anyone tries to hurt you I will splash them SO hard with my flipper!
mmmmmm….pumpkin pie! might I inquire if there is whipped cream available?
oh, mais for shure! la crème fouettée!!
Ah, Hugh mon ami! Le chats, dey is trying tu mange mange mange moi et Zhee Pee! S’il vous plait, vous must halp moi!
*prepares flipper for defensive splashing* I’m on guard, evildoers beware of the hugh manatee! ☼ ☼ ☼ ☼ water balloon arsenal ready! ☼ ☼ ☼ ☼
*munches yummy pumpkin pie with whipped cream in between filling water balloons* Thank you tessm!
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dun come neer
i iz con-…cont-…yew kan ketch it…
Nowan wiv ennii fiilungs wud evuhr dew taht, Qte kittoon! Noe skool todai fur yu, doan worrii!
yippee!! skamper skamper, plai plai, nom nom, run run, ZZZZZZZZZ
wad if momma kitteh finds out yoo be lyin?
This kitteh
Is causin’ the transmishun of Splort-itis!
~splode~
O noze D.R., ur awlla lone & splorted at de end uv de thred! De kitteh iz bery splorttacular, ai luv de lil kitteh sized blankie & pillo….no! no!!! musnt luk! *adjusts HGGs*
sweepity up ur braynes inno a pyle
rinsity wif sparklee clear wadder wif a hint uv lemon
packity bak inno braynium cavity
snappity awn extra strenf CHRG (wdoi)
wrappity wif duk taype uv mannee rainbo cullers
snuggly u inno a cheezfrends mappie blankie & offerz trai uv hawt chokklit & sordid pastrees. Naow u jus rest a minit, otay?