Hmmmm… Seefud or poletree?
i prefer poltree. seefud can go bad.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: missbec
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Congrats, Valesa – top uv teh macrame! Wud u caer 2 leed us awl to teh ty booteek?
what is the ty booteek?
Ohai Valesa! The Tybooteek is a wundermus plas tew gitz teh pressies for teh nawt secondz’ tys wii alwus seemz tew b habbin.
It iz a majikul stoar uv awl kyndz uv kitteh fings (liek skarfs, windchymes, boblol hedded kittehs an cheezland snoglolbes) awl kyndz uv drinks an noms (dey aer non alkyholic drinks an teh noms haz no kalreez) and teh marbelus cheezpeeps map blankitt. Awlso a stokk uv CHRGs and bavin hats fur splort privenshun
ooh, and don’t forgit, soon we shud has teh snuggies in stock!
Aha! (Btw, why non – alcoholic drinks?) ty booteek sounds excellent, especially the no calorie foods…
Let’s go!
welll… tehy can beez alkyholic if u wantz, but u donut haz teh hangovers!
Nice! even better!!!!! now that’s heaven!
Yiss, dat’s wat Ai meened – teh alkyhol in dem dusn’t haz enny bad effex!
oh anni, I has a curius, does TTI has teh daylite savings time?
I is trying to figure owt teh time differense..
this lol, 9 am cheeztime, wot time did it show up in TTI?
We call it British Summer Time but our clocks went back about a week before Merkah – so we are, once again, 5 hours ahead of EST and 11 hours ahead a Cheeztime
Thx Ambercat – Ai wuz reedin mai emeows!
fanx!
I thoted u was still the same no. o’ hours ahead uv us, but wasn’t shure!
BST…
*delayed snerk*
WHEN DO THEY ADD THE NEW PICTURE LIKE WHAT TIMES?
hours divisible by 3, i think, but please, do not comment with any derivation of “first”!
o wait, it depends on where you are. for me, eastern standard time, its hours divisible by 3
WHEN DO THEY ADD NEW PICTURES?
i LUVS fasty fuds!
I will hang this on my own self!
(GP cud not be here, so on his behaff)
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Ohai!! I has a NOWSEMINT!
* Micrololphone Fudback *
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AHEM, ai can has yur Tenshuns plzthx?
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Arr yu small?
Arr yu furreh?
Does yu has a tayl?
Is yu awlways been maed tu feel insig… enseeg… nawt portant by bigger furrehs?
Do u have a constant fear of being eeted??
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Yu arr nawt alowne! Wii Rodints adn otter smaller critters has had enuff ob been nommed, hedbatted, debreefed adn generully maed tu dans dans dans fur oar gushifuds!
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Stand Tall (well, as tall as yu can!) adn jon us! Dat’s rite! I, yur beloved Guinness Piggeh, skwirrlgrrl (awlso knownded as leeza-b), West River rat adn otters arr joyning forsees!
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Wii Can Has “Plz tu NAWT be nomming teh Rodints” Beneefit Consert? Oh, yesh yesh yesh!
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And NOW, we has the offishul date and time! It will be Fangs Givving Eve, dat’s Nomvember the 26th, at 6 am cheeztime!
That wud be
12 pm EST
11 am Central
10 am Mowntain
9 am Westy coast
Not shure uv the TTI time… shud be 5 PM, but did they has a time change too?
Anyways, we is inviting the hole whirled! As long as they is owr frendz, and promises no nomming of the rodints.
Pleez note u may be rekwired to wear a protecktive devise if we sees u drooling or enny likkin uv ur chops at the gate.
Securitee will be on hands to enforse the non-nomming polisees.
And we has some grate bands lined up!
Hay, u guiz get back in line!
Meet Lofe
The Skwirrl Nut Zipperz
The Brown Beever Band
Toad the Wet Sprokkit
And manny more! And fuds too! Cheez burgers ob corse, and peetza, lotsa pi wif skwirrl made whippy creem, caek and we can eet more chikken, yesh we can!! And a speshul gormay cheez display! But feel free to bring ur favorite non-rodint snack to share.
We will post reminder nownsemints peery oddically betwixt now and tehn. Hope u will joyn us! Oh yas, and if u izza small crittur and wants to halp us wif the planning, plz to let us know!
I can tellz you rite nao u is gonna get protests frum the chikens friends. Sum friends of teh small you are, advokatin chicken nommin! Jus cuz tey is not furry! P.S. Are u gonna lets teh weasels in? They is small and furry and has a tale. Also has a veracious appetite fer the rodents, uf corse. Cud be problem. Sounds like a weasel banquet you is makin, dere.
Wut she saye? I stil deff frum micrololphone fudback.
Wells.. wut r teh kittehs gonna eet?
We has to offer them somthin…
Mauses? no…
Bunnehs? no…
Skwirrlz? O he!! no…
Ginness piggehs? dat’s owt too..
We is fullee awares taht teh kittehs, being natchural car, kar, meet eeters, is not gonna go vegematarian.
So, we has to provide an alternativ.
Anchovies
Beefs
Chikkens
Debilled Eggs
Eggs broken ober kitteh krunchees
Florentine Eggs
Gushie fudz
Haddock
Itaylian Pastriez
jack toona
klamz
limez 4 teh klamz adn toona
m…
meet lofe (nawt teh purrformer tho!)
nicoise saladz
octopi (choklit, or otterwise)
pumkin pie NAWT
quiche
roasted duk
s…
pumkin-kitteh pie….nawt, pumpkin (da gourd) pie? oh most definately yesh!!!
iz okai az long az u nawt maek me in2 a pie. Eye am kitteh nawt pumpkin. jus luk liek a pumpkin 4 teh fall seazon. Eye iz wurried dat eye gitz mistaken 4 a reel pumpkin.
I knew a camp-kitteh at a KOA in Louisiana named Pumpkin, he was far, far far far too active to be considered a gourd.
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eben dough he was kinda large and yellow-orangish.
mai hyooman jus maek me where this silly costuum cuz ai am oranj adn a bit rond. mai reel naem iz Leo (ashually tahts onlee part of teh naem on my ped degree) altho she callz me Mr. Biggiesworth adn Pumkin Kitteh.
shwimps,
turkies,
u…
poissons
quackers
rooibos tea
(yu notiss that no one sed roasted rodents, didn’t yu?)
burnt fur……..yick.
GUD GUD… they’re catchin on!
Sammon
Tarpon
Udder fishies for de nommin
V…
Vichyssoise
westphalian sheep
xavier’s favorite cheeses
(I wudda sed westaphalian ham, but if teh pigs of guinea are not nomable, maybe teh big pigs aren’t, either)
as long as they aren’t long-pigs, I wouldn’t sweat it over-much, bring on the pork.
watsa long-pig?
human
Mmm… long-pig. Apparently it’s what cannibals call humans.
okays okays YES I has livved teh sheltered life!
s’okay, I read much and watch odd movies. and the damnedest of things stick in my mind. I forget my own name (which is why I wear my name tag upside down “Hi, what’s your name? Umm *glances down* Dan.”), but remember what the south-sea island cannibals called man-meat.
Supposedly teh human flesh tastes like pork, and that’s why it’s called long pig..
But that’s just hearsay.
Still not wot I thot.
sweet pork, that and there is a remarkable resemblance between the carcasses
Roadgames (1981) Stacy Keach, Jamie Lee Curtis set in Australia. He’s hauling pork, guess what happens.
so much for ‘tastes like chikken!’
I think this is gonna come bak to haunt me next time I eet BBQ…
well, if ya wouldn’t put vinegar on it……….
who sez I do?
I like teh sweet sauce…
Ur thinking of eastern NC.
We has our own ways in teh wild wild western NC!
oh, so sorry, it was Manteo BBQ that I *shudder* experienced.
well I has to ‘fess up, I’d eet that too..
never met a bbq I didn’t like.
including teh SC mustardy kind.
I can even eet teh BBQ beef brisket… teh idea is weird when all u has had is BBQ pork, but it’s pretty gud too!
U really didn’t like it at all?
How abowt muscadine wine?
Did u get to try that?
I didn’t even know that folk did that to BBQ. I bit into it and my first thought was “oh damn, it’s gone bad.” Didn’t get into that wine, but I will say this to all, she-crab soup ROCKS.
Wasn’t there an excellent long-pig BBQ in “Fried Green Tomatoes”?
Wasn’t there an excellent BBQ in “Fried Green Tomatoes”…..
yes, yes
Oh lordie, Aye furrgotz dat moobii!!! Dint eet BBQ furr qwite awhyl.
Ohai, i iz smal crittur!
But how yoo devine ‘furreh’?
I can joyn?
yas! u can!!
Bunnehs r kwite welkum!
I sees a bit ov a phillysoffikkle contra,,,trary…fings that don’t go togevver so well.
This will be on Fangs-givving eave, but you r asking the kittehs NAWT to use theayr fangs?
see above my wize frend! ↑
and ackshully, just notissing now, but this lol issa purrfeck xample of what teh kitteh shud eet!
sowry burdie.
Well — it will be “Fangs-giving eave.” Nawt “Fangs-using eave,” aifinkso. Mebbe dey shud be givin Fangs an evening off?
Oh!!! Teh Squirrel Nut Zippers are going to perform in Ithaca in December! I hadn’t realized that they’d gotten back together!
Enny nearby Cheezfriends want to go?
But teh noms shudn’t be faster than kitteh. Obberwize dey mite nawt -be- noms.
has boff!
Yess, but wich furst?
Flip a coin. Oh wait!
Curse my lack of opposable thumbs!
sushi fur apitizer and poletree fur main course
Whupps, eye didn’t c dis princessmu, an eye mayded
teh sayme commentz below. Sew sorri.
…adn no monees – mai emptee poketz, let mii show u dem.
Maus, do u want to be an offishul sponsor of teh Fangs Givving ‘Pleez Not 2 B Nommin teh Rodints’ Consert? U wudn’t have to do much. Just show up. And maybee ax Ebil Maus if he wudn’t mine halping wif securitee?
Thot I wud ask, u being a nomi, er, prominint cheez-rodint urself.
Wehn will it be? We is travellin fer Fanksgvin tihs yeer.
just postied it above!
12 EST Fangs Givving Eve.
Sry. Will be on teh road tehn. Dang.
An Ebil Bruvver will be strapped to the hood…
oh noes!
When r u leeving?
Perhaps we can adjust teh date a smidge…
First-thingish Wednesday. I won’t have time to play. Tuesday is going to be pretty busy too. You guys has fun!
*powt*
I was really hopin to has EM to halp wif securitee!
Hmm… guess we’ll has to use teh big woolfie after alls!
Eeezy. Put fysh in pole tree beek adn hab tehm togebber.
Bof @ once: surf & turf.
kitteh is at a buffet!
A blue fey? But I wanted green!
Kitteh haz disishun 2 maek
An wich kind uv wien goez wif wich wun?
In mai bukk enny whine goez wiv moast fuds! (oar wivowt fud, kum 2 fink uv it)
{{{annipuss}}} Oh yesh, enny whine enny tyme!!
**clinkees glasses wif annipuss**
Enny port inna storm!!!1!!
Oooh, that wz wun ov my faborite Columbo episodes!
Ai din’t noe it wuz a Columbo titul – Ai `memberd it frum a storee bowt a bank manijer (rited bowt 60 yeers ago). Himz motto wuz “enny port inna storm, eben inbalid port” (Invalid port – a Brit fing, suppozd 2 be a tonic – taysts pleh!)
hmmm.. and i was just thinkin…. port = wine…
Yup….thats teh pun ov it.
Iz hard tu chuse wut tu chews.
yeah rly hawrd decisun tu make :/
but, the answer it rite dere, onna tip o’yer tongue, and yer pointy bits, and yer wiskers.
So aer teh fishy an teh burd b4 lawng!
serf an terf!
do teh birdies fiwst !!!
Teh seefud fills teh tummy tooo fast !
Bawt how dos teh clawk taste?
hi how are you im chloe im 14!
Flyin fish: teh best uv both wurlds!
Seefud izza apetizer, an poletree izza main dish. Howz dat?
Ai jes tryin tu meks mai name bloo, dats awl.
Yoo dooded it! Yippee!!!
datz nawt it,……. haz yew bin following teh Cweenz ‘structshunz?
it defaulted bakc tu mii
adn tu mii. adn ai waz sew happi fur u kerrykatz4. u needz halp?
Me 2 liekwize!
Iz dis it? Ai haz a stoopy wen kumz tu compooters.
noep. sawriez
{{{cheezfrenz}}} Soree fur da bouncee baks. Ai keep da blak name rite nau til ai figgers owt wut ai duz rong.
**kickees stoopy compooter wif floofy feet paw**
keep trying. i rite directshuns down their a bit
woot! woot! ur bloo nao. glaz of wine 2 sillybrate?
garsh darn it. mai costuum keepz falleeng off. guez hollow ween iz ober
Whai knot teh kombow playt? *SNERK*
Ai tak off URI fing nau, iz dat wuz problim? **ai nawt so hapee nau**
no moar bloo. u haz cheezburger oar weirdpress akownt oar bof?
Ai fot wud keep mai magenta kwilt nd nawt tu hab abitar, so did nawt du da wordpress fing. Mebbe bettur do dat aifinkso, yesh?
nawt nessasari aifinkso. u haev cheezburger paj write? clikie awn teh h t t p fingie awn ur profile paj. den copee it by using teh Ctrl adn teh c keys at teh saem tiem if u do nawt haev a mac pyooter. if u hab a mac den hold down teh key wif teh appul ainfinkso adn teh C keys at teh saem teim. Den wehn u clik awn teh Reply to this comment paste teh h t t p fingy in teh box fur teh URL. Delete teh h t t p colon slash part tho. To paste u use teh Ctrl and V key on a nawt Mac adn teh appul and V key (saem teim) on a Mac.
Aifanks yu. Ai wil trie dat nau.
no, u has to has teh URI filled in wif ur ICHC profile web address!
Mai email address?
no teh h t t p fingy awn ur profile paj. luk up a bit adn sea if doze direshuns halp
Ai enz up down der…ai du it rite nau?
Hoorai! Itz u, itz u. ai dew teh happi dans, dans, dans 4 u.
{{{p k}}} aifanks yu sew much for da helpees. Gud hebbens, wen ai wuz in skool, da compooters wuz big masheens in rooms onlee on da moobees!
**dans dans dans wif pumkin kitteh**
ur bloo!
**floofy paws high fibes fur ebbry un woo iz so nise nd payshunt tu halps meh** Aifinks nau tu hab beeg tumbler uf wine to sillybrate! Ai inbites ebbry un to join meh.
*stawps dans, dans, dansing*
*poors self beeg glaz of wine*
*clinkz glaz wif kerrykatz4*
*rezooms dansing butt moar karefully nao so az 2 nawt spill wine*
Ai haz lotz moor wines, pleez continyoo tu dans wif abandun!
Invyte teh lubbed wonz an haz threy coors meal! Fisheh iz startar an den teh ickel budgehwudgeh iz teh mayn coors! Ai downtz noes wad can haz faw dessurt menoo doh?
Wel, Kitteh: yuu kans eet yuur frends iyf yuu wunts tu, butt tehn yuu kan haz noe burdee tuu taulk tuu, oar fishee tuu wautch duuing hims bakstroke inna fishboawle;
Wut tuu duu, wut tuu duu???: haz a full tummee adn noes buddees;
oar haz yuur frends tuu plaiy wif adn hav a rumblee-tummee???
Hmmmm, wut a dillemmah; butt hark: duu weez heers teh muted souwnd ov a dystent kan-oapener??? YESH!!!!! Adn kitteh runnez oawf tuu teh kitchin liek greaseded lightnyng!!!! Nom, nom, nom: yummers, yummers!!!!
Adn weez haz wun happee kuntentid kitteh wif awl hims frends intackt
adn hims konshence kleer!!!
Kitteh’s con shuns iz moar semi-trans parent dan cleer, but it duz get a gud cleen wib windoe cleener ebery dai.
**nervisly pushes buttin** Um, dis be rite?
Congaratz kerrykatz blooness, u haz it! Maebe Phillipe wil givz u a blooness award noa, Ai jus got miyn urlyer tuday!
Dis be rite!!! Ai has a happee tayl for U.
*teh button mayks a beeping sownd. Lites whirl adn twirl, den a fruit salad pops owt ob teh sofa armrest*
Kin ai puts froot salid awn hed like Carmin Maranda…den dans an twirl in hapee cirkels? Aifinkso.
Datz maii {{{CKK}}} awlwayz teh story, awlwayz teh kindest ov peep.
Ohai, frenz!
Hao iz everywun?
Ohai, rhsb — doin relatiblee well, fanks. Hao iz yew today?
O hai rhsb. Iz grate dai heer. I can has long weekend. Ai haz gud boss goggie.
Ai iz doin purty gud. Ai had teh dai awf frum werk – holiday! – sew ai sleeped in. Twas berry nise.
Then, ai werked awn kleenin mai rume, witch wuz rellee bad, warshed dishes, put varyus things awai, an sorted TONS ov papurs! I had 1 1/2 bags uv papurs 2 go 2 resykling.
Pleh tu da papers! Nau dun wif chorz?
R u kiddin? Nebber dun wif chorz. *sigh*
Ai still needz 2 unpak teh boxes dat r STILL sittin tehre, fyle awl teh papurs dat ai keepded, an reed eberythin dat ai putted inna “to reed” pyle.
Ai usta b sew organized. Wunner wat happined?
Ha! Wii mooved inta dis hows 15 yeerz ago…. stihl haz bauxez inda attil nawt bin opened….. ob coarse, Aye nebber bin organasized….
attik…ratz-a-fratzen
Ai iz nebber all da way moobed in…no mattur hao long ai bin anee warez.
If yu iz nawt want tu reed da pile, can put dem in folder fur wen yu moor feelz lik reedinz dem…nobuddee wil noe yu nawt reedz dem yet!
Oh hai, rhsb…I nawt noes wer ebbryun wents tu!
Thank you for captioning my Hannah…. RIP 11/19/07
{{{{smallgloves}}}} {{{{hannah}}}}}
Congratz on making deh frunt paige!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fish’s name was ‘Enry.
The Parakeet’s Names were… Puppie and Chaucee
I gets it!
Seefud or poutry!(sp?)
is mexican food an option…just kidding
herm….
HEY GUYS WHAT TIMES DO THEY ADD NEW PICTURES PLEASE ANSWER OH AND FOR THE PICTURE I WOULD PIC MEXICAN FOOD
Oh hai, swizzle001! I guess u b gnu heer. Welkum tu Cheezland!!! it b a fun plais tu playing. Dere only b wun rule heer adn dat is tu playing nise.
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1) If u lukking rite unnder each pic u can see wut time dey b posted. Sum peepz noe awl deh timez dey b posted, but I don’t. If u b wanting tu noe so u can haz deh furstest commint, u shud noeing dat wii kunsiderz peepz hoo showting FIRST tu b rude. (NAWT niese.) U shud saying sumfing witty oar funnee oar at leest relavent tu deh pic if u getz tu habbing deh chantz tu b at teh top uv deh commintz. Wii even kunsider deh werd ‘first’ oar ‘furst’ tu b rude and prefer tu saying it b deh nawt-sekkund commint.
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2) Turn off ur CAPZ LOCK key. Wii consider riting in awl capz tu b showting and nobuddy likez tu git showted at. Itz just nawt niese.
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3) u duzn’t need tu b asking deh same kwestyun 3 timez in just a cupple uv minnitz. If u giving us tieym, sumwun will anser u.
Oh ok sorry for the inconvenience i didn’t now that, i tried clicking on that learn the language tab but it wont work can you help me out. Thank you cweenmj
hmmm.. I tried it just now and it werked just fine!
if ur ‘puter has a slow, can’t halp wif dat!
maybee try teh lolspeek wiki at teh rite of teh top tooolbar?
Iz going to beds now, but thot I’d frow that owt to u!
my puter is very fast i just dont under stand how to get the learning part of it.
it werked fur mii, tu. hmmm? try dis…
http://www.speaklolspeak.com/?t=anon
And I haz sum helperz at
http://www.cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/
Okay thanks your a big help cweenmj, i read your blog earlier and i thought it was good. I hope this wouldn’t a fend you or anything but on your blog it said you were retired and i’m just wandering how old are you im just a curious
kid and i think that it is cool that adults get into these things and I’ve never heard
of an adult keeping up on a blog like yours.
U’d be surprised hao menny adults post on here who remember times when all typing was dun on typewriters, nawt keyboreds. Ai iz 41.
wow i din’t know adults would post on here am i like the only kid im 14
thank you