ur cheezburgers require assembly
at least ur cheezburger iznt angree.
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For whom? Kitteh has pointy endz for that.
wow, dats imprziv.. a ty comint!
dat kat will suceed.
troo! but it sloes daown deh prosess uv nommin
an iz oftin hyoomen proof- nawt child or kitteh proof, but hyooomen adolt proof.
Conga rats jk2k. U leed teh macrame!
fanks! lets awl go haev cheezburgrs!
Ai takez mien mediuhm rar, noo pikel
Ai can haz audra’s picklol?
feel fre!
if it’s a garlic dill, I’ll wrestle ya for it.
We kin haz sharing?
no picklols 4 meh, thx. i can has xtrah cheez on mien? kthxbai
Az lawng az dey aer reel wuns, nawt crakkerz an stuff!
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DATS MY KITTEH!!!!
allow mii tu halp…
(possumz haz opposable fumbz onda tootsies)
ohai Smammy, long tym no see
Aye thawt dat wuz “long tenn. no see” sez teh Jerzey Grrl
haz it snoed up dere yet?
Hebbin forfend!!! Nawt yet. Iz akshullii tu warm furr Nov, but teh foliage seizen haz bin gud. Yew noe mist teh kold? Aye wud. Aye lub teh changez inda year. Gitz tired ob heet? Oar kold? Juss weight, itil change.
waz 50′s tuday an rayn ee. Felt lyk sno. An, no ai doan mizz da cold wevver atall.
Aye wud raddur hav lo 30′s tehn wet 50′s, eyuck
U can hab mai weddur. Iz low 30s and raynes awl weeks.
*hed desk*
sari… Aye cudnt halp myselb…Ayez juss a punnii kinda ov purrson dat weigh.
there’s a special cell/cage/room….whatever, at the punitentiary waiting just for you.
schmoo tu yew, SHD. Iz prolly rite nekt tu yurz
touche, yer prolly right. I just kaint hep eet. Well I prolly could, but then would miss out on the confused look on thier face, followed by the awful realization when the meaning sinks in.
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bwahahahaha
***Thonk goes da palm onna da four hed***
Ai getting it nao.
yup… teh heet down dere iz slowin yew down, Aye finkso
wat heet… itz da old tymers diz ease aifinso
CRS ?
u becha
Kurrentlii, Ayez suffern frum Destinesia
there is an advanced stage
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CRAFT. ya know of it?
Aim gonna haet myselb furr dis….
No Dan, wut izit?
Aye taek dat bakc, nebbur mien, gotz it, reely.
Can’t Remember A F*^*(%^ Thing
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got that one from a truck driver in NYC.
Aye thawt sew… Aye haetz myselb…….
Ob coarse, tu be shore dat assembli iz correct, testing iz essential.
vol&tear?
Natch yew rally. I will test teh effeks ob assembly on teh cheez.
Mai hero… swoon….dots?…kewl……
Dey nawt reddee 2 eet
u do it, i nom it!
an ai don see ani burgurz or bunz eider
Got dem cheep at IKEA. *shrug*
Ware’z teh instrukshunz?
nun. dats why dey cheep!
IKEA has instrukshunz but demz is not berry easy to understan
Iz not speshul nuff to hab IKEA neer meh.
Soz I not no dat!
oh noez U iz speshul IKEA not all dat speshul
an demz furnishoorz has naymes sum quite funneh
demz has gud meatballz in their cafeteria tho!
Teh Meatbawlz, yesh!!! Adn teh open-fais sammidge tu.
wif teh lingonberriez. nao ai haz a hungree
U reed instrukshuns?
Ownlee wen awl els falez!
An iffn awl els falez an teh instrukshunz aer missin, Ai frow teh hole lot in teh bin!
Aifinks wud bee nice kustimer serbis tu awl if IKEA wud send da hunkee fishermens in da creem culler swetters to aur hauses to duz de assemblees, mebbe ai shuld rite to da corprite offices tu tell dem mai ideas.
Beegee borgen borken bork. Fyrst wee tayke de crakuuurz and puts dem in de beeen. Adn den we nom der meeet. Bork bork bork bork.
an den kitteh goes hork hork hork on deh carpetz
Lolz!!!
Teh instrukshunz wuz translayted frum Sweedish to Inglish by a Japanese purrsun dat oanlee speeks Chineez, aifinkso. Yesh.
Plz to figyur it owt yerself.
Kthxbai.
Does kitteh has to saloot teh flag in teh assembly and lissen to boring speech by teh principle?
Iz went to Catlick skool an we had the most boring assembliez evah
Catz needz skool to lern to lick? Aidonutfinkso.
Saloot da flag? Yu ar tellin yer age nao.
?
Saluting the flag isn’t PC anymore. They stopped doing that long before I got out of school, and I graduated 25 years ago.
maibe nawt saloot, butt sai pledge ov awl legion shush
ai liek to listen an see how menny peeple sey ‘invisibull’ insted uv ‘indivisubull’
iz rather funneh to me…
Whale butter mai butt adn cawl mii ah biskit. Hmmmmm, PC. Hmmmm. Y yesh, eben Aye ken bii atta loss fur werdz.
Hmmmm, hmmmm, hmmmmm. Durn. Lukz inda mererur. Yup, Ayez beri old. No salutin? Hmmmmmmmmmm.
*goez tu fridge adn gitz budder owt.*
*Gitz budder kife owt uv drawer.*
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Smammie?? Weared u go??
Miss Biskit hear:
Aye iz stihl nawt abell tu C wutz nawt PC abowt salutin teh flag. Maibii leafin owt teh “G” werd, OK. Iz teh Merikun flag, ina Merikan skool. Wonderin’ wy Jr. nebbar tole mii abowt dis (beri protektiv lad). Old adn stupii, Aye gess. Aye fink dat Aisle go play wif dotz…………wheee…….
*grabz possum, rollz her over
*and butterz deh possum butt.*
Oh Hai, Biskitt!!
Nawt tu bii makin teh azmatic-wun wheeze!!!!
Aim larfin sew hard dat Ayes gotz tearz runnin doan tu mah pointy noze
Whew!! glad datz over!! Dat b sumfing I wudn’t wanting tu due twiyst.
don’t u eber b asking mii fur ennee moar favurs, smammie!!
doesn’t matter, I need to go stare at the sun for a bit to burn that image outta mai head and it’s after sundown here, *whimper*
Dan, Wud u like sum…..
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wait for it….
……
u no itz kumming ….
………….
and heer it iz………………..
……………………………………….
camel mile tee tu soothing u?
*Snerk!”
Hmmmm; arint teh camolols suhpoased tuu cume arown suune foar teh Christmas pajints? Adn az Ai recaul, wuzn’t tehre sumfin awhyle bak bowt haow teh camolol stolded yuur styroahfoahm cawfee cup???
Hoep tihs duz nawt bringez bak tuu unplesint mehmohrees!!
(snerk)!!
whale butter? *imagines milking a whale, and then making butter*…….*poink* sprained a lobe on that one.
lissin op Mr. Smarty-pantz, at 40-50% fat content, maekin budder frum it iz EZur den teh3.5% from moo cowz.
it’s not the quality that strains the mind, it is the acquisition of the whale milk that *poink-pang* ooOOoowwwwww, puts a hink in things.
Aye s’pose dat yew cudnt getz enny free-range, sew maibii yew cud tri atz ah beeg aquariuummmm?
and be rendered two-dimensional against the viewing window?
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I pass on that one, thanks.
Awn da plus syde, dat may gib da aqua-rare-ey-yum a new sowrce of munnies. ^-^ Den won hab to rely awn memburships dat kawst Thirteh-four dollars an ninetee-fibe scents!
*extendz floofee paw*
Hai dere, Din!! I finkso u b fairlee gnu? Welkum tu Cheezland!
Aye liek teh weigh yew fink! Cud bii trendii. Maibii eben Whale iyse-kreem, yup, dat wud sail liek sno-conez in August.
“Aqua-rare-ey-yum Iyse-kreem, maed expresslii fur yew” (snikurz)
oh noes,…….noes ya diddunt
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maed………..expresslii……….*sigh* (ya did)
no knead tu fank mii, SHD, awl inna daze werk.
*dusts orf liddle pawz adn strollz orf whisslin “Sam & Janet Ebenin’*
*Extenze woofeh paw ta cweenmj* Wai tank yoo! ^-^ Iz berreh good ta be hear. ^-^
Hehe Ai tinks eet cud be a berreh good plan ta bring moar munnies inta de ehcawnohmehs! Onleh prawblem cud be dat da jawb cud hab a big turn-obver rayte becawse ub da sqwishin’.
but, I keep goin’ back to that part of Witness where John Book (Harrison Ford) is milking a cow for the first time.
“What’s the matter John Book, have you never had a teat in yur hand before?”
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“Not one this big.”
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That is what I have for a mental image now.
Hai, Din! I haz helperz fur deh noobeez at http://www.cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/ sew u kin haz a avatar adn deh linkeez and gitting on deh map and awl kindz uv stuffz.
well ware do u think babbeh wales gets it?
but, they’re already underwadder, and so much more big den the average hooman, the squish factor doesn’t really apply to the babbeh wales.
School lunch program?
Scuba-doobie-doo?
pick a pod?
skwish factor?
Ohai leeza-b. watch out dey wants to nom rodence awl day.
well… I iz only a skwirrlgrrl during teh day.
So I guess I duzzn’t has to worry bowt that.
Um, I guess u doez tho….
Din Fleetpaw…wuz much funz to talk tu yu odder dai. Pleez come bak tu play wif us agin. Yu gits it, big timez, aifinkso. Welcome from kerrykatz4. Yu wuz big tiem hapee fun tu play wif. {{Din Fleetpaw}} dis meens hugz frum peepels wen name luk like dat.
I hopeso he comes back, b/c I fink we is hiring him for securitees at teh consert after alls!
Ebil Maus will nawt be in town.
So a big doggeh seemz to be teh next best thing.
Drats!! Aifinks dat he be da bestest fur securitee…nawt wants to admits dat doh.
Pleez to consider mai request for da nom nom bus for da kittehs dat wants to attend…maybe dis wud halp for da gud ub inter speeshees relashunships.
Aww! Tanks tew yoo awl. ^-^ *Hands owt da keys to acktual milley-tarey tanks* Can nebbur have tew much fyre-powur! =P (Tis a pun!)
Aifink eet’ll be fun. ^-^ Ai can nawt gawrantee dat ai can bee awn awl da teim, but ai can try! *Wag wag*
*Hugs ta ebery-won for da grate welcome! kk4, Leeza, GP, cweenmj, an… anybuddeh else dat ai mai hab missed*
Maybe “PC” is the wrong word. But it’s fashionable these days to sneer at patriotism.
Mabye not. I is re-reading “Up teh Down Starecase” rite now. They talks about assembly and flag-salooting in that book.
Hey, LCB, hau iz yur frend today? (Carmen’s momee)
I haven’t heard from her since around noonish. She was sad but knew that it was all for teh best and that she was doin teh right thing for her Carmen.
She’s a innernet fren, but I hope to meet her IRL in January. She and one of her sons might be coming to DC for teh Inaugurashun.
{{LCB}} Her problee nawt reddy tu talks bout it yet. Ai had tu du it 2 times, one fur German Shepherd, one for kitteh. Ai had tu callz in sik tu wurk. Cud nawt git obber it fur a wile. I bin finkin bout hur todai. Ebben tho iz sumtimes da best fing tu du, still bery, bery hard on da hart and soul. Hugs tu her wen yu talks tu her next time.
Deer KK4:
Gladd tuu heer yuu saiy taht yuu “cud nawt git obber it fur a wile”.
Ai had tuu hav a byg blak Lolbradoar put daown 6 yeers agoe, adn a Russhin Bloo kitteh bowt 6 wks agoe; iyt wiped me aowt byg tiem wif bof pets, becuz Ai staiyed wif tehm untiyle tehy died;
Ai thot Ai mite hav bin oaver-reaktyng, becuz iyt bovvured me soe muches; iyt maikes me feal soe muches beddure tuu knowe taht sumebuddee eylse felt teh saimest waiy…..
♥ Luuve, CKK
Duz kitteh hab too sing dat song wen dun wif saloots tu? **tryz tu member da wurds**
taps?
*snerk, snarffle, spew*
**layz on flur wif feetz in air** hay, ware mai bwegel goz tu?
Des wurds?
Day is done,
gone the sun,
From the hills,
from the lake,
From the skies.
All is well,
safely rest,
God is nigh.
Go to sleep,
peaceful sleep.
May the soldier
or sailor,
God keep.
On the land
or the deep,
Safe in sleep.
Love, good night,
Must thou go,
When the day,
And the night
Need thee so?
All is well.
Speedeth all
To their rest.
Fades the light; And afar
Goeth day,
And the stars
Shineth bright,
Fare thee well;
Day has gone,
Night is on.
Thanks and praise,
For our days,
‘Neath the sun,
Neath the stars,
‘Neath the sky,
As we go,
This we know,
God is nigh.
*shivvers*
Ai singed teh sawng when ai was in boi scouts. At teh VA hospital across the street. Long tyme ago.
Ai singd it in Gerl Scouts…nawt tu tel hau long ago dat wuz!!
Hintee fur funz…ai selled cookeez fur 1 dollur a box bak den. : )
wao….
sinse wen has /anyting/ dat gud been fur $1??
Yew wuz in boi scouts? So am ai! I’z an Eagle!
nebber got that far. Was in one year then we moved to a county where no one wanted to scout.
Hao fur did yew git?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuZ5Xbt8-00
I will haz sum raw beef u can has dese crackers and mystery meat
kthx
-floofy kitteh
Iz dat pink stuff meet? Ai fort it wuz coasturz!
Uz is funneh!
Fank u, Ai do mai best!
the texture can be similar. to say nothing of the taste.
Like rice cakes and polystyrene tiles….
there’s a difference?, well, other than shape that is.
The rice cakes are little easier to chew. But not much…
an yu kin yooze teh rice krakers inna pinch as poker chips…
kinda hard to do dat wif tiles.
Can allsew uze dem az frizbees to distrak goggies frum da noms.
Iz venysun aifinkso.
I thought polish sausage, or kielbasa. I dunno for sure.
Ai maeks dat wif teh venysun. Iz beddur fur teh heart tehn teh store has.
Dis b deh Beef Stick awlso kawlled Summer Sausage. Iz berry nommee, speshullee wif cheez adn crakkerz.
http://www.hickoryfarms.com/
O boi! Kielbasa nd Summer Sausage!
*shifty eyes**triez tu taek teh meet pro…pro…..itemz*
Oh, noes!!! **kwiklee piks up wine glas frum mysteree coaster**
If U nawt want kitteh, Ai give tu goggie.
Substitoot cheezburgerz: FAIL.
Sumbodee been snaggin crackers frum the salad bar!
Kitteh, ifn u goes hoem wif mi, ai maek u REEL cheezburger!
ohai rhsb, how is uz?
I has an ouchee I hurted mah foot last week
an it still hurtz
Oh noes!
Hao did u get ur owie?
Ai had teh dai awf frum werk. It wuz wunnerful, eben tho ai spend moast ov the dai kleenin.
I stubbed mah liddel toe, when I went to get deh phone
quite silleh akshully
Ai sowwy u gotted owie.
Ai borked 2 ov mai toes awn mai weddin nite 2 mai first huzbin.
Wuz a omin, aifinkso.
Trus mi, iz nawt a dirtee storee.
Ai wuz walkin barefeeted frum teh bedroom 2 teh bafroom. Hung mai 2 smallest toez awn mai left foot awn teh doar fasin.
Ob coarse, ai tolded mai MIL (hoo wuz hillaryeuss), “Ai messed up mai dismownt frum teh chendelier!”
ROFLMAO!!! Moast Win-sum ebber. Aye gibz yew elebenty burgerz
Yes, vry funny story.
Now I wanna go back and hear about how two_kittehs answers teh phone wif her feets. U gots picshurs of that?
*hedesk* …. thankfully…NO.
LCB – U meen u NAWT anser teh fone wif ur toesies?
Smammie – fanks foar teh cheezburgers. Ai gonna shaer tehm wif dis kitteh.
I hadda stop. I got a whopping case of athlete’s ear.
Yer nawt supposed to use yer toez fur dat, rhsb.
Off to teh NB wif meh!
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oh noooooo! Gess yer nawt goin dare aloan NS.
Ai goze wif NS…!!!!!! Shaperown, yesh, dat gud scuse tu goez, aifinkso.
Den who shaperown U?
Basement Kitteh, ub corse!!
*raises paw slowly* ah tinks ai needz a won-wai tikit tu teh NB…
Oh waet….eef ah’m supposed tu cleen teh sparkliez awf ov meh….wut abaout mah scaleez??Dey’r sparliez….
Dis kitteh luuk berry mush lyk Mainely Coon.
WANT!
**steels kitteh, LCB-style, an runs before ennyboddy notisis**
what the hell iz this all about
nawt sekkundlii, dis iz nawt hell, dis bii ware teh Cheezfrienz plai nyse.
sekkundlli, iffin yew haz a grip onda Ingerlish langwig, adn teh scents ov huumoar, juss keep reedin adn it wheel awl maek cents tu yew.
schmoo!
Oh hai! We jus bee a bunch of sillee peeps who amoose oursefs.
Whi we spellz liek dis?
Gud kweshun.
Hmmmmmmm.
I gitz bak to ya awn dat one.
Awl u has to do is reed awl the infoes at teh tawp of teh page, and lern teh majik dat is lolspeek.
Iz hapee ist plase on erf…nawt secund to diznylandz.
*nod* awl ov dis iz teh happiest plaes awn dis planet…
Oh hai, Cheezpeepz!! Haz u lukkinged at deh Cheezpeepz map and wishinged dat u kud seeing awl deh peepz at wunst? But wen u klikking on deh kololoneez, it opuninged a new tab in deh browzer? Sew u had tu jumping frum wun tu anuzzer?? And did it bugging u?? But u didn’t wanting tu kumplain???
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Well haz I gotz nuuz fer u!! U can b seeing awl deh peepz at wunst!!! I haz awlwayz ben able tu seeing dem awl at wunst, kuz i b creating dem. I didn’t realize u kud tu, but u can!! mebbee sum uv u awlreddy gnu dis.
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Heerz how.
Furst u needz tu haz a google log on. If u haz gmail, u awlreddy haz wun. If u duzn’t haz deh gmail, u will need tu going tu google.com and get deh google sign in.
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Neggst u needz tu sign in tu google.
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Thirdly, u go tu deh cheezpeepz map.
http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599&ll=8.500816,144.66482&spn=178.642999,360&z=0
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On deh left pane it sez “add to my maps” — klik on that. Don’t wurry if u duzn’t see enneefing happuning….thingz b happuning at deh googlee site, not on ur puuuter.
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And now go tu eech uv deh Kololoneez mapz and klikk on deh “add to my map” thingee.
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Wunst u haz grabbinged awl deh mapz, sign owt uv google adn closing AWL deh map tabz.
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Den, signing bak into google and clik on mapz on deh top uv deh page. if u duzn’t seeing deh ‘maps’ link tu klikking on, find deh liddlol “more” thingee on deh very top line, klik on it and u will seeing deh drop down list. On deh drop down list, clik on maps.
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wen deh mapz page opuningz, u shud see a link labulled ‘My Maps’ in deh left pane, klik on dat. Now u see a list ‘created by others’ dat haz awl deh cheezpeepz mapz. If u check dhe check boxes fur awl uv dem, u kin seeing awl deh peepz at wunst!!!
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Enjoy!!
Oh hai, mai cweenmj! I gits bloo naim tooday, wif much halp frum da cheezfrendz dat ai lubs sew much. Aifinks ai tuk direcshuns to literally, nd had sum bouncee baks frum dat. **whispers to da cween** wen ai wuz in skool, compooter wuz big jiant masheens dat libbed in rooms wif reel to reel tapes in dem, an onlee in da moobees!
And teh compooters salooted teh flag evry day!
*snort*
I memberz dem pooterz!!! I have werkinged on puuterz wif deh reelz uv tape….but deh wunz i werkinged on didn’t filling deh hole ruum…..wuz just wun ekwipment rack….adn it hadded deh teletype musheen, tu…. oooh….dots…..oh, yah, Congratz on deh bloonessez!!! got distrakted dere fur a minit reminissining bowt deh owld tiymez…..
Adn didjer pooterz plai cardz? Teh nawt sekkind pooterz Ai werkingd on were awlwayz plai wif cardz
Nope, no cardz, it used deh mag taypez fur deh Ops Program
oar deh liddlol teletype tapez fur modificayshunz.
dot…dot…dash—dats de wons fur shur….den da ebil robotz kumz aut. HALP!!!
Kitteh, tink dis thue an u’ll unnerstand dis way, u can haz awl teh cheez an meat u want, with as littl bread as u want, or no bread at awl Ifinkso. No pickuls eether (eeewwww!).
HAAAYYYYY! FANKOO NISE HOOMIN!!!
U maded cheezburger jus leik I lieks!!!!
All tookded apart foar ez axsess to teh cheezez an teh burgerz!
Plz to leeve me ‘lone wif my taystee loverlees!
uh.. but dey forgot teh catsup. wai no catsup?
Sabbing the catsup foar teh nawt nom teh rodint consirt
Um…wat to puts da catsup awn dat kittehs no can noms? Aifinks ub da fings ai likee wif catsup, an trys **oh, CC, pleez tu halp meh** nawt to fink ub da rodints wif nummy catsup on dem. Iz hard to denai mai instinks.
Teh cheezburgers adn the chikkens adn teh hotdogs
Iz der gon tu bee lotz nd lotz nd lotz ub dem fur da kittehs? Aifinks wud halp us tu hab lotz nd lotz nd lotz ub dem. Lotz nd lotz nd lotz pleez.
Aifinkso Leeza had a list on the HMMMMM lol.
Aifanks yu, ai sawd da list on HMMM…I wunners mebbe to hab speshul bus fur da kittehs to ridez awn to attind dis mostest speshul ebbent? Mebbe wif da speshul bus full ub noms, kittehs be sooooo full in der tumeez bai da tiem dey gitz der, nawt be finkin bout noms sew much. Allso mebbe tu hab subliminal moosik on bus, wif messijes to nawt noms da crowd…mebbe will halp for da kittehs wut cant halp demselvs.
At yur serbis…
kk4
Dis hoomin finger-food. Kittehs get meeses, we get … this.
Ai tellz again…NO DISSASEMBLE mai cheezurgerz….nao i has puts togevers…stoopy humin making me wastes cheezburger nommin tymes. grumble grumble*
Laughter! That is very clever! Ha!
(insert Gordon Ramsay accent): Dis isn’t a f #$%ing cheezburger!
Sumbodee watches Hell’s Kitchin!
Teh frase Hubbeh an ai usta say alot wuz, “Move ur a$$e$!” In owr wurst British acksent, ob coarse!
**luks round** Ai watchis it tu! Ai allso watchis da Kitchin Nitemares…nau nawt wantz to eetz aut az much.
Stinkin IKEA cheezburgers
I thought it was….’all your cheezburgers are belong to me’
R Nawt addikwit
I bought you cheeseburgers…
I wanted better, but didn’t get much for dog on Craigslist.
*HIIR!!! Letmii helpyu wiv thoaz!*
kitteh finks yoo peeps iz supah sad
peeps sorree kitteh finks dat, peeps hoap sumdai kitteh wil find plaice 2 hav fun & lol wif nyse frendz.
Connekt dowt A 2 dowt B..
An I dun kno how to go on wif it… :O
so difkult
oh dear
OH CEILIN CAT, WUT IZ DAT.. IT BE LIOPLEURODON, CHARLIE. MAGICAL LIOPLEURODON, IZ GONNA GUIDE R WAI 2 CANDY MOUNTAIN. ALRIGHHT, GUYZ, U DO KNOE DAT THAR IZ NO AKSHUL CANDY MOUNTAIN, RITE? SHUN TEH NON-BELIEVR. SHHHUNNN. SHHHHHUUNNNNNNN. YA. IT HAS SPOKEN. IZ TOLD US TEH WAI.
dere iz noe Big Rock Candy Mountain? o deer, naow ai haz a sad
No waj !
Wibout candeh we onli haz cheezeburgeh ! maek som faaasst ! akshually I had 4 cheezies yesturdai.. but I no see candy mountun
swims awai, fugu fish, swims awai frm da vortex!
CHARLIE
CHARLIEEEEEE
CHARLIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CHAAARRLIEEEEEEEEE
IM RITE HER. WUT DO U WANTS?
WERE ON BRIDGE CHARLIEEEEEE
Kitteh duz nawt wunt “duu iyt yuurseylfe hoars-doeurverers”;
Noes fingure-fuud: Noes, noes, noes;
Wuntez decint cheezburgers, pleez; nawt cheep iymitashuns insted!!!! PLEH!!!
OMG this website is so awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why do kitties love cheezburgers so much????!!!!!!!!! hahahahahah
:):)
oh hey mah hoeme ggees. dis is just mah seff and i chelin out. hew ar yuo ggguies doen. ie wuz wunderin cince yuo al seam glom.
frem yor freind,
Mr. Mowikins