There is no snooze button on cat who wants breakfast
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Who, they? Teh CIA? Teh FBI? Teh Brady Bunch? Please be more specific … if u was referring 2 our beloved annipuss, sorry dear, can’t do ennyfing ab00t it, just train your fingurs and be quicker negst time. Kthxbai.
Iz know noes furst, only know nawt sekkond…
furst iz wut yew hab wehn stupie humin furgitz teh milk inda mawnin
LOl!!! Smammie!! That iz so funneeh!!! Mai furst (snkr) taroo SNERT ov teh day!!
y b tehy stealin firstynes
Hai JDM!!! An yoo were indeed verree close. But yoo hav to bee SUPERfast to beet ar Champeen Bloo Ribbon Annipuss. She can eben beet MAUS!!!!!
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An yur commint wuz also reelee gud! Nice ty-in! But – an ai hope that yoo ar heer to stay and noawt just passing thru – so yoo know fur teh fewchoor – we hav a bit ov a stranj custom heer in taht we NEBBER say “furst” fur teh premiere commint ov tteh thred!
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We awlwaiz say – Nawt Second. Oar Taupe Spot. Oar Fur Vest frum Last. Becuz we want teh purrson hoo comes across teh “No Commint” place to be witty an maek a comming purrrrtinint to teh pikchoor. NAWT eezee wehn staring at it an suffering frum teh Brayne Freeze!!!
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An that iz wai we Silly Brate teh wuns hoo can doo it! Things tath ar too eezee – well – nawt fur us heer!
Waal, ub kurs annipus beats maus! Kittehs bedder dan mausez! Iz TROO!
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An it beh berry TROO dat kittehs noes hab snoozel butt ons. Maded me LOL!
I see Janet is still teh nawt sekund police. Watch urself JDM, Janet no puts up wif shenanigans when it comes to teh furst word.
Try Youtube for “Cat Man Do”
I can haz BIG cheezeburger…
LOL!!
oopsie, here’s the link:
Liger can haz big cheezburger
Hi Annipus I is new here ,,,but..I know enuf to congrats on nawt second
Welkum 2 cheezwurld, dragonkitty! Do make urself at home, have a hot drink wif us and dans merrily to sillybrate annipuss’ elebbenty hundrendth nawt sekkund!
Thx, dragonkitty. Ur gud mannerz aer mutsh appri.. apre.. gratefullee akseptid!
Welkum tu Cheezland dragonkitty!!
Kum, I taking u tu deh ty booteek fur a welkuming prezzee.
*takez Dragonkitty by deh hand and dey wokking tu deh booteek.*
Dis Cheezland b a wondermouse plais. Dere b no kalreez in deh fudz, no alkehawl in deh drinkz, adn ebreewun can sing and dans byooteemouse lee. Deh onlyest rule iz tu playing nice.
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Heer, hav a nice, eggstree strong 50z bavving cap for splort protection. Dis wun b habbing deh pritty see horsez on it. Deh ty booteek b full uv zwsum thingz — bobble hedded kittehz and kitteh faised lolleepopz, Cheezland snoglobez, kitteh windchimez, floofee Cheezland Map blankeez, and ennneefing els u kin imagine.
Welkumz! Dis beh a happi plais, an ai hopes u haz funnee heer! (Ai beh heer liddle less dan a munf, an ebreebodee be berry frenlee — egg septin mebbeh da trolls… but wii haz a troll rode nao, and wii chargez dem elebety moneies fur bein a troll–so habs fun wif us cheezpeeps!) Wurd ub warnin… eet beh addictibe to beh heer!
An ef u addz da url fur your ichc profile tew da plaes where it sez URI wen commintin, ur name, it will be bloo. Phillipe sillibrates da blooness bi gibbing a bloo song!
Ok, ok, dunt get awl upset!!1! Wot u wants, annipuss? Scones? Cornish pasties? Shepherd’s pie? Fish & Chips? Ur morning payper? Just say teh wurd, and ai’ll get it for u. no need 4 teh pointee ends, honestly…
Ohai, Upfi. Ai juss haz tiem fur a cup uv cawfee b4 Ai go owt. It iz a nastee wet mornin heer. Haow iz it ware u aer?
It’s nice and bery warm, a speshul wind frum Italy is cuming over teh Alps. Mush too warm 4 Novembur, but ai won’t complain. Ai just wish it wud blow as far as Lundun so u cud be dry when u goes out.
Ai wantz teh wind aawl up here kkthxbai
*iz freezin in Cold Kitteh Plaiz (CKP)*
Oh lucki YOO, Upfi! Yoo ar having a Foehn! Ai think ai miss taht moar than enething else! It awlways gave mee lots ov energee, an ai usuallee wanted to go clime a mountain or sumthing!!
Yes, Janet, we is habbing foehn today. It’s a pity ai haz to wurk or ai cud go and fly mai kite. *sigh*
gud morning pritty kitty!!
and gud morning tu deh cheezpeepz tu!!
Gut morning, mai grashus cween! Hao is u today?
Adn gud mawnin tu yew tu, mah cween. Iz yew stihl op, or juss op urlii? Knead cawfee?
Kawfee b a gud start tu deh day, thanking u. I b up early. Rain on deh roof wakinged mii.
*passin beeg mug ob hawt hazelnut cawfee* hearz yew goez. House abowt wun ob deze nyse toasted & buttered Ingerlishuss Muffinsz, tu? Gud furr watchin teh rain kum down, knoaing yew doan haz tu go out init.
Deh rain awlreddy b gone. wuz just a liddlol sprikloling uv deh rainz.
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mmmmmmmmmmmm. gud ingerlish muffinz.
thankz. nom nom nom
Gud mornin, Cween. It iz a berry gud foto uv a byootiful kitteh!
yes, and deh kitty iz even kulur kwordinated wif deh bakk grownd.
Tanks to you upfi ,,,,I likes it here very much ,,,and my furry kids like to look at all the silly pics
*pssst. *
if u klikking on deh “reply to this comment” buttin, ur comment will nest under deh wun u b talking tu. den deh commintz b nested awl kozy like.
Ai likes it here, too …. ooooh, dotz…. ai lubs mai lols!
dragonkitty- you needz to make a profyle so u can be blu and we can be ur frenz- podcat tew!
good mornin all, pleez to be habbin hot drinkees ob choyse an ai needz to get up frum desk
dansee
dansee
dansee fur annipuss’ kabillionth nawt sekkond…
Thx fur teh byootimus dansin, Mugglemary! Ai muss dans off 2 teh shops naow. cu l8ter!
Har! My girls are RELENTLESS at breakfast time. One, who has a rather impressive undercarriage, likes to jump from side to side. Of my pillow. While my head’s on it. No turnin’ it off.
Ai LUBZ yur deskripshun…”rather impressive undercarraige”! Da zactlee describes Kirby…who is whirled champion at vakyooming kibblez. An he duz zactlee de same terrifiyin over-de-head-morning jumps. Nuthin quite liek it to get me out of bed!
Okay…iz my name bloo now?
YAY! Dere be an outbrake ub blooness!
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Ai spex wen Phillipe seez dis, der wall beh a bloo sawng!
Mew. Mew. Mew. You awake yet? (Poke)
Mew. Mew. Mew.
(Stomp akross belly.) you wake yet? mew. mew.
sniff hyooman nose
mew mew mew
oh duz mai wisskers tikkel?
you wake yet?
smackity smackity wif de tayle
mew mew mew
nibblol nibblol awn de chin
mew mew mew
U wake yet?
Patty-patty-pat on yer nose…awake yet?
likky likky clowzed aiis
likky likky likky upperlip
yoo no laik teh gushee fud bref?
mew mew mew
u wak yet??
Ah yes, Tortie-tude in the morning.
jump up on sleeping human and lie down, purring loudly…
if human doesn’t wake, lick lick lick lick lick human’s ear…
thoroughly tongue bathe human’s face with sandpaper tongue, continuing to purr loudly…
ah ha, human awake! let human pet a couple times, then hop off bed.
if human doesn’t get up within a minute, jump back up, walk across human, then hop off again. repeat as necessary.
“Simon’s Cat” in “Cat-Man-Do”
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0ffwDYo00Q&NR=1
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Fur enewun hoo HAZNT seen this, pleez to wach it! Yoo will bee richlee rewarded!!
OMG! That was SEW FUNNEE! Ai bout peed mahsef laffin sew hard.
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Dere beh free (3) bideos of Simons cat, awl of which maed meh laff LAWD!
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Fangx fur shawring, Janet!
yep, iz eezy tu see hu roolz ober simon. himz maeks me LOL!
Mai kitteh lieks to stuckz har nowes in mai mowf wehn i be teh sleepn an not teh fuddin har! Ib dat faylz har lieks to nibblz on mai toezez! Har has teh snooze button doh…iz cawled a dore *snerk snerk*!
Iz kwite nu hear too an iz lubs teh cheezpeepz! Iz bowz downe to teh annipuss’s spedey fingaz an colekshun of nawt fursts! Annipuss u iz amayshunin!
Welkum tu Cheezland, Podcat!! Haz u ben tu teh ty boo teek tu git a welkumming prezzee? Kum on! u kin joyn Dragonkitty in pikking sumfing owt.
Aw fanks u cweenmj…Ai wud lub to joyn u! Oooh ai howp dey haz cheezburgrz…
an kittehs…
an babee kittehs…
an bloobree muffnz…
an a lubly cup awf tee…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0ffwDYo00Q
Hear yew goez, Podcat.
Dis shud bii gibbin yew tehlinkee tu mai faborit kitteh *snooz alarm”
Wow smammie fanks u, ai lavved bery hard!
Ai lub teh partz wer teh hooman moobs an teh kitteh gitz awl ekzited an puuuuurrrreee! Ai lub it sooo mush!
Fanx Smammie
I lubs dese cattoons !! Hazel has just sat an lissened to it wunderin ware teh Kitteh is!!!
I swear they use her as the role model. This is her EGGZAKKLY!
Haroooo deer Tidmum!
Iz glad tu bii seeing yew, Aye am. Ob coarse, nowz dat Ay’ve sed “Hi” , iz thyme tu scoot owt teh dore adn trundle orf tu werk. Wud mush raddur stai rite hear adn plai… hebby sigh…..
Ebberywun hab a nyse dai!!!
*wavingz bai-bai yu smammie
haz a gud day!
*Wabes Bye-eeeee*…
GMTA!! Ai hab seeing dis b4. Luv teh innosent curlling at teh end …
Ohai Smammie!
FTW – thx 4 the link!!
Ohai smammie! Sorree! Ai dint com down heer far enuff to see yoo put up Simoon’s Cat!! But it’z so grate – two ar eezilee wached!
Leest wii b wakin uppity 2 teh prop-purr end ob teh kitteh, nawt wut ai usly b seeinging wen ai gitz up. Usly tayle b slappity mii inna fas.
This is very true.
Fur deh noobeez I haz sum helperz at
http://www.cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/
dat tellingz u how tu gitz a linkee adn a avatar adn awl bowt deh map adn lotsa stuffs like dat dere.
Ew r alwais da very sweet Cween!
Ai hupes dey reeds dis, iz halpfol.
Smoooches cheezfriens!
Bery halperz ov u cween…ai shudz havz bloo naem now!
*Bloo naem dans*
Ai finks ew mite has tu log owt an bak inagain.
*bloo naem dans fur da Podcat*
YAY!! u haz deh bloonessez!!! I duz a liddlol happee dans fur u.
*dansee to deh left,
*dansee tu deh rite,
* and a liddlol twurl,
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Wen u seeing Philllipe d’Beaker, telling him u hab deh gnu bloonessez and him will haz a prezzint fur u.
ANOM!!!
Ai kin attest 2 dat!
There is a way if you can lock said cat in the bathroom until you’re damn good and ready to feed him/her. (Yes I did that this morning, though in my defense I had already fed him, he just wanted treats but unfortunately I lack the cognizant ability to open a packet of treats at 6:15 in the morning.
AMEN!!! haha this pic is too funny, and too true! I can’t lock my cat up. she scratches the door, the persistent little snot. So I get a nose in my face between 8.00 and 8.30am every day. I have learned how to fall back asleep, lol
My bunnies like to jump on my face when they’re hungry, even though I put 43965734965 lbs of fud out for them at night. And they do this incredibly loud thumping thing, that sounds like a gunshot on the hardwood floors. I just put them under my covers and fart, and then we all get some sleep lol
how can you resist this adorable face????
Ooo…iz just want to kiss teh widdle hed!
I get this crap every morning. Don’t get me wrong, l enjoy it.
mehbeh if I het teh kitteh on teh hed hard enuf, he will go bak tu sleep fur fiyv minuts
*i wuld neber do dat-my cat wuld eet meh*
It’s…it’s so true…
I news here, and no understand. What iz snooze button? Why I have to even wait for alarm? I hungry NOW.
Such byootifuhl kittoon! Ai wil get up xtra erlii tu feedyu gushifudz, ai promiss!
My husband can attest to this every morning at 0530!! Miss Jade must eat…
Man, so true. :p
I have a magnet that says the exact same thing. Its so true.
haha lol