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Is there room in there for me, kitteh?
d’penz.
u got anny cookies wif u?
*holds up corner of teh covers*
*rummages in cookie sign bag*
Lessee… I has…
Artichoke Newtons
Blips Ahoy
Carob-chip cookies
Dorna Loones
E…
Eggplant Sandies
Frickendoodles
Glazed Doorknobs
H…
Haute meal cookies
Iyced cold cookied
Jamama-nal crackers
Kalree free kuukkeez
Lemon kuukkeez
Maccaroonz, coco nut
N……
Nog ob de egg
Orinjes (wib teh poyzon remobed)
Pikkles
Qwinces
Raddishes
Sammun
Tuna
Umbrella (how did dat get in dere?)
Vyolin
Watermellon
Xtra strong mints (from TTI)
Yams
Zebra
Krakerjax cuvered cukkees
Lemon tart cukkees
Mennee mennee cukkees
Nawt neerly enuff cukkees eber!
Oprah endorsed cukkees
P…..
Peanut margarine cookies
Quarantines
Racoonroons
S…
Slitelee nommed cukkees
Tbone flabored cukkees (fer our goggie frendz)
Unuzulee large cukkees
Veggie cukkees
W……
Soy milk cookees
Tofu cookees
Unushual ingreedients cookees
V…
Wite choklit cukkies
Xtrem duble fudggee cukkies
Y u nawt b eetin cukkies
Zebreh strypd cukkies
peanut butr cukkies
potatoe cuukies
cukkies wif sprinkls
a rly rly big chokolat cukkie
OMG! IT HUGE!!1! :O
halp me wif it?
*wrestles rly rly big chokolat cukkie to teh ground*
I’ve got it subdued. Now whut?
*handcufs teh choklit cukkie tu a choklit syrup pipe*
*AHEM*
Did u reed teh cookie hiz rites??
cookie? did summedy sai COOKIE???
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* sniff sniff… ai has a hongry!
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gimme cookie GIMME GIMME GIMME!
U has teh rite to be NOMMED….
*looks sternly at cookie*
U has teh rite to stay succulent. Any crumbs u leave can and will be used against u. U has a rite to be warshed down wif a glass of milk. If u is lactose intolerant, a glass of soy milk will be provided for u.
Ahem… AHEM! ai canut halp but but but notice… ai does nawt has chokklit cookie…
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* scampers off in serch ob IRL cookie *
ohai GP!
did u tell LCB abowt teh consert??
No he did not.
Did he go to one?
Was he in one?
Was he forcibly ejected from one?
My moneys are on teh third one.
u has munnies?
well for one munny I’ll tell u.
oh hek, what one munny btw frenz.
We was talking abowt having a benefit consert at JCH4K ampitheeater. It iz time to raise awarenesses to teh plite of rodints everywhere.. teh persecution, teh nomming, teh hoomanitee!!
Teh Boomtown Rats was spotted somewhere on this page.
U gonna axe them to get back together?
oooh I forgot abowt them!
*adds to entertanemint list, along wif Skwirrl Nut Zipperz, and Toad teh Wet Sprocket*
U might axe Alvin and teh Chipmunks, providing Alvin is out of rehab in time.
Erm, Bunneh issa nawt a Rodint, aifinkso… issit?
rodint, amfibian… all lower lyfe forms.
Uh, I meens, they is a forms of lyfe that is low to teh ground. Dat’s it.
So u’ll be havening politicians there, too?
ah, ai seas. aifinkso ai shud tell teh otters abowt teh consert onna next Fred… BRB
Ok, Smarty Two-Shoes, I see that teh bunnies was kicked outta teh Loyal Order of Rodents some time ago.
*mumbles*clearly some of TP’s ancestors was in that group that got kicked out*mumbles*
Will John Cafferty and teh Beaver Brown Band be there also?
ooOH.
*makes more notes*
♫♪♫
Poly tic shuns aern’t inklewded, on der grownds dat dey’re undead adn derefore nawt libing creechurs.
i’z got sum oatmeel cukies! I baked dem myself.
congrats on nawt seccund, lolcatburglar
yummerz! ai’ll help u wif doze oatmeel cukkies Sir Scarfalot!
okydoky, but mak sur that everyonne gets sum
nomnomnomnomnombrushcrumbsawf
um, maik sur everywun gits sum uv wat?
of… gee dey luk guds… nomnomnom
Uhoh, gots to bake moar!
BRB
*bakes kukkies*
Heres sum! sry about teh bite in teh top wun…
LCB – Ai thoted abowt u dis wii-kend.
Mai mahm an dad went awn vakayshun an brotted mi bak sumfin shiney!
An b4 u axk, no u can nawt see it inna lyte!
*pouts*
Fine. I don’t wanna see ur stoopy shiny thingy anyways.
STN
Oplz oplz oplz can I see it just for a minnit! Can I huh? Can I hun?
Ai will show it 2 u, but u cannawt b aloan wif it.
Ur gonna loan it to me? That’s so genruss of u!
Thx!
*runsawayfast wif shiny thing*
**snickers 2 self**
LCB wuz sew kwik 2 steel it, taht hur nawt luuked at what hur gotted!
Ai gibbed hur krinkled up alooominomononom foyle.
And this is a prollem how, eggasctly?
*plays happily wif ball of foil*
GMTA, LCB — even if itz a kuppul howrs laytur. Befoar ai eben scrolled down to teh commintz, teh fing dat popped into mah hed wuz werd fur werd wut yew typed.
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Iz yew mah long-lost, neber noed twin sistur?
It’s possimabul. Does u has a birfmark shaped like a ‘56 Studebakker pulling a wagon wif a see-saw onnit on ur left hip?
Me neither!
*hugs long lost twin*
{{{{{LCB}}}}}
It’s rhsb!
Um, mefinks rhsb wul yooshully be *under* teh bed, hangin wit teh dust bunnehs . . .
Artistic license…
Ai’m hidin frum ur brudder, Maus. Him tryed 2 keel mi wif his uber-ebil omelet.
Ai thot ai wuz hiz favrit Minyun, 2.
well where better to hide tahn under teh covvers wif us?
and we has cookies.
**eers perk up**
Cookies? U has cookies?
**pokes noes unner covvers, sniffin 4 cookies**
Mai lunsch iz almowt ober, witch meens ai gotta get bak 2 werk.
DO NAWT WANT! Ai hadda talk 2 a bad gui onna fone an almowst nebber gotted offa fone! Himz had mi onna fone foar ELEBENTY minnits!
Talkin 2 bad guies onna fone – teh wurstest part ov mai jawb.
He tried to explain to you that it was a “regular” Ebil Omelet. He thinks that since you hadn’t eaten one in a while, you had some kind of reaction.
Indeed! You are my first and favorite Minion. Why would I want to harm you>
O Hai, Ebil Maus!
Ai kin haz Ebil Omelet (nawt teh poisoned ebil) plz? Wif mushyroomz & smoked gouda cheez? Ai heerz yew maeks teh bestest omelets, eben if rhsb hadda disagreemint wif hurz.
Yah, yah, likelee storee……
Ai wuz bornded inna moarnin, but nawt DIS moarnin!
Oh!! That GUD!!! An ai nebber hurd it befoar!!
weeeooo… weeeooo….weeooo
Pullz ober plz, sur.
I needz to Czek dat ur artistik lisuns is nawt expirated
Himz artiskik lysins expirated bak in 1974, aifinkso.
Yup, Gremlin’s rite! Ai yooshully be unner teh bed, lettin teh dust bunnehs proteckt mi.
Dis pikshur iz SEW appropryit 2dai. Moov ober, kitteh! Ai’m comin in!
Dis is hao ai woked up tihs moarnin: http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1983804
Dats a gud wun, rhsb! Ai wish ai had a tayle to put obber mai eyez sum dayz.
Oar it gets warmer
Iffn Ai’d noed wat teh wether waz liek 2dai, Ai’d haz staid in bed! We has cowld, windee an wet. Pleh!
Mah Munday-mourning, let me show yoo it!
Mebbe wake me on Caturdae eve, ‘kay?
♫moanday, moanday
kant trust dat dae…
♫ ai doan lyke moandais ♫
tell me why
ai doan lyke muuundaes
tell me why
ai doan lyke muuundaes
ai wanna shoot the hole day down
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*klap klap* *klap klap*
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Boomtown Rats FTW!
*aliens start to luk alarmededeD*
monday moaning couldn’t gaaaaaaraaaanteeEEEEEEEE
OH MOndAY mONDAY HOW COULD CHEW LEEVE ADN NOT
taKE mEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!♫
*puts on FCHRG*
*otter inttroosive eerwrum entrees*
♫just an otter manic mundae…
an nawt 2 fergit mai faborite Jimmee Buffet sawng….
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Cum Monadai, it’ll bee alrite ♫
Cum Moandai, ai’ll bee holdin u tite ♫
Ai spent 4 lonelee dais inna brown L.A. haze ♫
An ai jus wan u bak bye bai sydeeeee ♫
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Jimmie dunzt kwite grasp de hole “ai hait moandai’ theme wif dat wun butt ai’ve alwais lyked it
iffen ai cud onlee type it rite, got moandai fingerz ai gess
I met him on a Monday and my hart stood still
Da do ron ron plz call 9-1-1
don fergit dat…
♪♫raynee dayz an mondaiz alwayzzz gitz meee dowwwwwwwn♫♪
lolcry
hao yoo do dat musik note?
ai duz it bye holdin down de Alt kee & typin 13 fer dis wun ♪ oar 14 fer dis wun ♫ awn de number keepad ober awn de rite side uv de keeboard. Wen u lets up awn de alt kee de symblol shos. Ai gess it duz nawt wurk iffen u awn a Mac tho.
ai lyke dis wun 2…. ♥ ♥ ♥ u bee holdin alt & typin 3 fer dat wun ♥♥♥
aww, ai use a mac… but mebbe i can does it anywai. *singyvoice*lalalaa ¡£¡£¡¢
Uhoh, it does stranj things. aw well, thnks annywai.
Ai haz a Mac, too! Yoo mite just haz to copy n Payste laik ai do!
dey iz alzo in de “character map” iffen u haz wun uv doze in ur system tools wif a mac? ai onlee eber haz a pc sew ai nawt kno bout dat. character map iz ware ai gits dis wun…. Ѡ. if trolly peeps cum & insult de cheezfrends dey git de triple keester wave frum meh Ѡ Ѡ Ѡ
Doze iz coming up az skwarez on mah skreen. Ai haz a confuzzled.
dese luk lyke skwarez? Ѡ Ѡ ?
ut oh, dey luk lyke butts 2 meh. Duz ebree wun see dem as skwarez? or butts? (heehee, ai sed butt)
pleez 2 let meh kno, cauz sumhow de triple skware wave duz nawt seem 2 hav teh saim impakt. ai dunno wat de symblol is called howeber dey luk lil butts 2 meh.
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Yah — dey iz skwares to meh. Teh wun in teh post rite abuv dis … and teh two in teh post abuv dat.
Mebbe mah werk ‘pyooter iz just a skware.
o deer. aneewun elze? tell meh wat u see?
Ѡ Ѡ 2 skwares? oar 2 hineys? iz nawt lyke de inkblot test, ai prawmise nawt 2 psychoannylize u iffen u tell meh wat u see.
I see ur butts, bf473.
Hay, NS: here is whut ur missing:
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2548772
teh tings look like sum kinda W, but curly. Mebbe luks like heiney, ai dunno
trolly peeps… DO NOT WANT!
nd, wat are all of teh smily tings? yoo kno, lik dis:
Is Jus Anover Manik Mondai!
let me know when its caturday….
ifink u and rhsb blongs togetter kitteh!
{{{rhsb}}}
GMTA!
Ware is that rascally ebil minion at?
R u talkin abowt mi?
R U TALKIN ABOWT MI?!?!
Heer ai iz!
Ackshully, ai’m a littol furthur up.
an u cahnt maik meh! sew dere naow!
MUNANES! NAWT NEED! HALP! Being attached bai mundanes! Maaaaahhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmm!!!1!
Kitteh’s been steelin awl teh floofy blanketz frum teh CCC!
my fluffy….silly kitteh stealz the floof….
We gotz no more fluffy blanets? Oh noe! Dat mean we can haz no more bery, bery cute pitures? Eberbody better use the duck’s tape an get joos CHRG on TITE. Da cart has been robbed. Wez on our own. At least we still gotz martoonies and chokolate?
Nawt too wurree! Ai iz uh spinnur, and kan weevez the cloth, too! Ai haz LAWTS uv wooool – nice, flooffy wooool! *taeks spuulz uv home-spinnded yarnz and weeves duzzinz uv flooffy blankeez* Heer ya goez! Da CCC is re-stawkded!
=^..^=
Strypee Kitteh iz
verreh smrt! Coodz beez fewchurr
Gubbermintz employee
Mundayz arz t3h ‘Pleh!’
Kitteh feenkz wurk week shoodz stawrtz
Wenndzday oarz Fryday!
Mundayz eeben sowndz
lyke a sadz Day. Kitteh shoodz
snugillz andz taykz Nap
Jack.
Gubbermintz employee – Hai ai rezembull taht!
Plus, ai nawt hasta werk 2morrow!
WOO-HOO!!!!!
I hassa jellous!
Doan rubz it in, rhsb! Ai gawta werks tomorrowow! No mails tho. Ennywais, moar dan jus a dai off for govmint employees! Be shur to fank a veteran tomorrowow. *saloots wif floofee paw to awl veterans*
R yew to-ennien, tailkinker?
Ai givez huggz and kissez to mai huzbin, da veteran…an makes a nyce dinnur fer huzbin’s dad, a veteran ob WWII, Korea and Vietnam…
=^..^=
“we get up at twelve and start to work at one,
take an hour for lunch and then at two we’re done…”
jollee gud fun!
Awww kitteh – doens hyd on meh!! Dis iz won ob mai dayz awf dis weke n Ai wanz to spen it wif u!!! Pweez cums on owt n play!!
Why dun’ they jus make two Toosdeys?
Because then, we’d hate Tuesday.
Yup…that about sums up how I feel about my day so far. If only I had time to curl up in bed and wait for Monday to be gone…
meh too, kitteh. Meh, too.
*Lazy stretch* Wuts mondai to yu itz mai caturday! Sowwy to tawnt.
Come next Monday, I’m gonna give up on you.
Ai downt blaym u kitteh, mundayz iz fild wid ebilnuss. Ai iz gowin bak undaz mai cuvvaz too.
I almos NEBER has teh ebil Mundays… My shedool has me workin Toosdays thru Caturdays. Iz notsobad, akshully; I can goes to teh bank an teh offishul type stuff on Mundays, or stays home and does teh howskeepy stuff and teh crafty stuff an in dis season, teh GIFTRWAPPY
ai wud lyke dat 2! de bes shift ai eber wurked wuz 4 10 hower dais, wii had friedegg, caterdai & fundai off ebery weak! it waz grate!
sadlee nawt awn dat shift aneemoar
I almos NEBER has teh ebil Mundays… My shedool has me workin Toosdays thru Caturdays. Iz notsobad, akshully; I can goes to teh bank an teh offishul type stuff on Mundays, or stays home and does teh howskeepy stuff and teh crafty stuff an in dis season, teh GIFTRWAPPY stuff!
Aaakkk! I haz teh extra commint! Stoopy wordPress!
I gotta queschun. How comez when ur workweek startz on Toosday, Toosday duzn’t becum ur Munday?
I hate Mondays. -_-
Looks liek somewun has case of Mondays.
Ai yam Haydn til CATurday.
It don mattur if it really munday. i borked it up anyway. missed appt wit hed therpist due to obber sleepiness. nao has to pay triple usual fee. an it not payday yet. i go burroh unner cubbers an not com out long time.
Owch.
come out!!! the worst is over
Youze can comz out nao!
Is yu still underdere, kitcat? cumowt, cumowt, itz Toosdai naow. Wiis hadz a big rane an tunderstormz yesterdayz, naow sun is owt an awl pritti.
Sorree, Abbycat: Ai dint meen tuu duplikaite paurt ov yuur kommint: GMTA;
Mundane days spaurk a lawt ov nawt happee thots, Ai gess!!
Hee, hee; yuu kan cume aowt naow, Kitteh: iyt’s Chewsdaiy!!
Oanliest praublum wif Mundane Syndroahme iys taht iyt kan okkur enney uvver daiy ov teh weak az wel……
I Seriously Hate Mondays!
Yuckaaa!
Ai fiilz ur payn kitteh. Ai can haz teh xtreelawng mundai dis wiik. Mai kar borkd daon abow a hunnerd feet frum mai wurkz. Sumwun jumpd mai batree, but dat nawt halp. Had tu dryv tu repayr playc…dey sed it b teh batree n teh alturnaytr. Wuld cawst ovvur 4 hunnerd cheezburgerz. Dey nawt git part until layt Toozdai. Ai had tu stai n hotel ovurnyt. Ai misd mai kittehs sumfin terribl. A kitteh showd up at mai hotel room…gayv him sum peprloneez n sawsuj frum mai piizza. Him nom-nom-nomd teh tawpins n den went awn hims wai. Ai fink him belawng tu hotel. Fynlee got kar fiksd layt Toozdai afturnuun. Dey put brand noo altrnaytr n kar…no can has rebilt…nawt avaylubl. Onlee charjd meh teh 484 cheezburgerz dey kqotd meh erleer.
Wowsers, Patrick: wut rlly arful lukk;
Naow iyf yuu buiy a lottree tikkit tomaurrow, yuu hazza a guud chanse ov wynnyng becuz yuur lukk muste turnez beddure suune……….
Garfield much?
Donut foget Echo and teh Bunnymen.
Um, toads is not teh rodents but I assume u knoewd that alreddy.