Iz a perfikly gud lolcat…
Iz a perfikly gud lolcat… whys u fro mi away???
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Um… sry. Fall cleaning.
yu fell cleening? shud be moar care fool, aifinsko.
GP, u has not tolled LCB abowt our fangs givving consert?
Noes! ai has bin teh bizee wib mai stoopy IRL werk…
me tu.
Itz been Munday all day heer!
Hims a very cute lolkitteh- ai taks ewr garbiage owt fur ew?
Hims a very cute lolkitteh- ai taks ewr garbiage owt fur ew?
Hey! Ai nawt ender dis elebenty tiems!
how canz uz be so crooel
I iz such a cute kitteh
:makes a sad fayce
No! Was accident, I swares! I was cleaning teh top of teh doors and I felled and landed on teh plank whare u was sittin on teh ohter end and u went fline and landed in teh wastebasket. ’strooth!
really really then Iz can stay rite?
also can I has gooshie fuds now
: makes pitiful mreow souns
Ohai LCB! how is your Esme kitteh?
O hai!
Esme is doing ok, thx 4 axing. She goes for a round of chemo tomorrow. Since I has teh day off, she doesn’t has to go early in teh morning then stay all day; I will go wif her and stay and take her rite home! I buyed her a noo carrier over teh weekent. One of teh new ones wif a door onna top as well as onna side.
{{{LCB and Esme}}}
herz is a fiter! I sendz her gud healing thots!
yogi and inji gibes her gentle head butts
I can eat corms 2!
I will come back and bite you!
Ai iz 2 cyoot 2 be trash
das rite.
sides, ceiling cat not makes trash.
Box sed “Basement Cat” yu has whyte bits…
Pls to not emtpy yer Recycle Bin…
Maus y ai nawt see ew in so long?
Bullseye kitteh!
I nawt throw u out! I keepz u.
awww, ai wud neber fro u awai kitteh! it wuz goggie whoo push u inn dere aifinkso!
Goggie hab to seepz sumtiem. Goggie wil peh for dis autrage.
pleez not to blaym goggies. mannee goggies get frown for reel……..tehy not
gonna do it to udder floofy peeps ainfink
is troo?
sum peeps frow goggies??
Sum peeps leftz 2 bebbeh
is troo, sadlee. ai don’t kno how hoomins can be so crool to animls,
but wen u see wat hoomins do to hoomins, praps not surprisin.
weel, that’s v mizerbul, int it?
Soz!
peenk bit maeks gud hat, doan u theenk?
Awww, kitteh — aiz shoor nobuddy wud frow yew awai on porpoise!
But maibee on dolfin?
jez owt uv halibut
Ai cod nawt gree more.
Kitteh haz an im-paw-tent list, adn eberywun noes lists shud nawt be thrown away. Dis list contayns:
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Alfa bets
Brakkits
Cheez crums
Doodles
Ellie fonts
G…
Green fingz
Hell-vit-ick-ah stuff
Italiks wurdz
J…
really fun. ANYOne want to Be frieNds
I haz sended you a request to be frenz, Vikingdude.
Iz fun heer, aifinkso two.
But frowin out deh lolcats is deh pleh. An I fdon’t fink dat is wut hapenned.
At mai hows, deh kitteh gets inna waist baskuts all by hisselfness.
Yesh – iz liek jus anover box, aifinksew. An wii awl noes how mush kittehz lub teh boxeez.
* Micrololphone Fudback *
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AHEM, ai can has yur Tenshuns plzthx?
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Arr yu small?
Arr yu furreh?
Does yu has a tayl?
Is yu awlways been maed tu feel insig… enseeg… nawt portant by bigger furrehs?
Arr yu a Flunky oar posseeblee a Phlonquais?
Does yu get hedbats AWL TEH THYME?
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Yu arr nawt alowne! Wii Rodints adn otter smaller critters has had enuff ob been nommed, hedbatted, debreefed adn generully maed tu dans dans dans fur oar gushifuds!
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Stand Tall (well, as tall as yu can!) adn jon us! Dat’s rite! I, yur beloved Guinness Piggeh, skwirrlgrrl (awlso knownded as leeza-b), West River rat adn otters arr joyning forsees!
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Wii Can Has “Plz tu NAWT be nomming teh Rodints” Beneefit Consert? Oh, yesh yesh yesh!
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Moar deetayls at Elebenty…
Dont fergit mauses!
Ebil or otherwise…
Maus! Heer issa yur “Plz tu NAWT nom meh” badge – ware eet wib pryde!
Fanks!
*Looks around and whispers*
Duz it reelly werks?
* whispers bakk *
ai donut no! but but but wii has tu be teh brayve!
Mebbe tu hab badges wif da red cirkil nd slash throo middel. Sum kittehs nawt teks da tiem to reeds befor dey act. Jes a fot…for yur saftee.
umm… mebbeh… yesh… plz tu nawt be licky yur lips liek dat. fankies.
* runsawayveryfast *
**pupilz in eyes gro liek giant saucers** Pleez to nawt runz wai so fast. Ai iz trize to halp wit dis big gadderin ub da mausies nd rodints.
uh uh… aifinkso yu issa moar inneressed inna nom nom nom… Y yu has a botlol ob BBQ saus? huh?
um.. GP.. teh runningawayfast fing…just kiks in teh *wispers* preddator instink…
Just back away verrrryyy slooooowww….. if u feels like u is bein lukked at like fud.
Or, u can try teh distrackshun method. Throw a watter bloon!
Watter bloon? Oh noes!! Pleh tu da watter bloons. **eyes return tu normel siez**
Pleez tu nawt gib sekuritee watter bloons. Aifinks dis be tu spensive, wil tek awai frum munees razed bai ebent. Aifinkso, yesh ai du.
hmm… mebbeh nawt teh watter bloons, but but but dose watter sqwertee fings, yesh yesh yesh
Aifinks dat bad ideeya. Dem sqwetee fings, dey nawt tu be saif. O, da karnij..cud lectocyoot sum inosint maus, or cud put eye aut!!
is otay, dey ownlee tu keep teh hongry kittehs in dere plaice
But, but, ebbry plase hongry kitteh plaic…nawt dat ai am such a kitteh.
**sighs and luks hurt** Ai onlee triez tu halp wit ebbent planz…wai kittehs beh so persecu—prosicut–lef aut ub rodints planz. Iz nawt fare, aifinkso. Ai onlee cunsernd wif da saftee ub awl inbolvd. Pleez to show meh hau fasts yu nd frenz can runs…ai hab speshul prize for da winneh.
hmm… ai has a bad feline abowt dis. Is yu – YU issa bad Feline, aifinkso!
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* backsawayveryslowly *
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O teh Hyooge Manitee! ai arr NAWT a nom!
**sighs** Iz hard to beh ebbent plannerz for inter speeshees gadderings.
Iz mor hardz wen dey fink sew much. Ai jes wuz finking, mebbe a wai to razez da munees frum super fastee rodint fut raiss. Ai hab menee frendz wud pays gud munee to attind such an ebbent. All in nehm ub cheridy, ub corse.
Hmmm, yesh ai lieks teh ideeya… but but but, aifinkso wii shud has eet indoors ware teh hongry kittehs canut swipe teh winnur awf teh podium!
Pleez nawt tu wureez. Onlee swipe winnur up to hold dem up hie an tu show aul creetshurs dat dis da fasteeist rodint ub awl da land. Iz okai, kittehs liek indoors better, pleez to hab heeterz awn fur us. *sniffs, luks sad* if tu hab da sqwerty fings at deh dorz, mebbe tu puts tewlibishuns in autside so can watch, wet nd lonlee, scared autcatz ub societee…iz ok, ai undderstans.
**litebulb goez off** Aifinks dat da rabit weezuls…dey nawt tu beh trustid. Ai kin meks shur dat dey do gud jobs fur yu.
**dreemz ub rabid weezul wat luks like turkees on der baks** Ai will be hapee tu donate mai serbices tu yu.
**serches non-xistant pokkits** **luks shokt** Ub cors bbq saus nawt awn meh..ai meenz..OH LOOKEE, der is peese ub karit ober der!! Plez tu run kwiklee to fines it for da ebil maus eets it.
* eyes peece ob carrot… *
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* backsawaiveryslowly *
O, dis botlol bbq saus. Ai jes holdin it fur mai fren.
uh huh? dus she ware a burglar mask by anee chance?
**luks round, meks floofy faec wit likwid eyes ub sweetniss** Ai haz allyby fur mai frend, ai noes it nawt beh her. Her wuz dooen da charitee wurks, yesh, aifinkso.
pfft! LCB donut eben no hao tu spell Charidee!
Oh, noes, aifinks yu iz sorlee misinfor–misinforma—ai finks yu nawt noes ub da menee…**suddinlee gitz it** Yu finks weh nawt noes da spellinz?
oh u meens clothing teh blind, and teh guide dogs for teh hungree?
LCB tries, aifinkso but but but she forgits half wai thru:
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“Ai robs frum teh reech adn gibes tu… err… umm… o well, ai keeps eet den!”
We aul noes how portant iz fur us tu wurks wit goggies **pleh** Ai meens, pleshoor to helpz goggies tu finz da wurks. We be so tierdz frum deez gud wurkz, ai is shoor der no tiem to fink ub noms. Guiness Piggeh, ai finks haz wurds miks up wit song. *hums, cleers throte* “Ai robs frum teh reech an gibs to da paw—HEY!! Iz dat anudder karrit dere?
* eyes orinj stick wib burning fyoose *
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hmm… does yu has anee chokklit animules insted?
Pleez tu kumz closer…ai hab speshul choklit jes fur yu.
* comes closer *
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otay, sew tells meh bout dis chokklit yu has jes fur me… ware issit?
Pleez tu skuttel closer, den tu cloze eyez, udderwize will ruin surprize!!
hmm… ai nawt so shore dis a gud ideeya… ai nawt reeley a “skuttler” ai moar ob a “scamperer” rly… see:
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* scampersawayveryfast* err, ai meens *backsawayveryslow*
Ai haz speshil nownsmint. Pleez tu nawt reeds furder. Der is ebil goggie dat trize to sabbytaj yur ebent. Pleez tu hire da rabid weezuls, for mai noms—ai meenz, for da gud ub all rodintz, ebbryware.
O whut issa lolpig tu du?
Pleez, feelz a free tu scamperz, nawt to scuttil. Yesh, scamperz pleezes meh.
Can yu smelz da gud choklits?
huh? no, ai nawt smells anee chokklit! mebbeh yu shud check wib Din Fleetpaw? aifinkso he has a big nose, awl teh butter fur smelly fings wib.
Peeze, come down beelow, ai finks weh bot in big trubbles!!!!
OMG!!11!! KK4 an GP!!! ya’ll rwak
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2180783
Y ew runs awai, ew wansa die tired?
@@@@@ – FTW!
Pleez tu nawt let Basement Kitteh noe bout dis wunnerful ebent. So manee rodents in won plase….will der be sacuriteh?
yesh, aifinkso ai wheel ask teh Rabid Weesuls tu halp wib teh sekkuritee… awltho lass thyme ai asked dem fur halp ai has tu du a dans dans juss fur a peece ob chokklit caek! stoopy no gud weesuley weesuls…
Stoopy weesuls, dey iz hard tu trust.
*hedbats GP*
Hay! Gimme a badge. I wanna show solidarity wif ur cause!
*hedbats GP some moar*
HAY! Plz tu reed mai otter badge! “Plz tu NAWT hedbat meh”
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Yu no can has badge… yu awlreddy has teh meen ai see…
OMG! Look over there! It’s Meet Lofe, kicking a nutria!
*steels 2 badges while GP is looking over there*
MEET! NOOOOO! huh? wayt… yu is nawt Meet Lofe… adn taht is nawt a Nutria!
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LCB – issa Lolrus playing wib a bukkit; yu needs teh gnu glasses aifinkso.
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Hay! ware’d mai badges go?
**gibs LCB noeing luk** Iz hard for nawt to hedbat de rodints, ai noes.
Meat Lofe haz alreddy agreed to furrporm, er, purrform!
Hez a vegematarian now.
O skwirrlgrrl, ai issa sooo happee yu issa heer!
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issa NAWT sayfe heer, aifinkso! * lukks arownd nerbussly *
why do u fink skwirrlz is alway wif otter skwirrlz?
There’s safe tea in nom, er, numbers!
Duz he chanj his nem to veggyloaf? Diz wud beh mor in keepinz wif nu bleefs, aifinkso.
no, he cudn’t… it waz a trademark thing.
Hay, has u rounded up a gang of capybaras to work security 4 u?
ah, yesh yesh – issa liek a Hyooge Mungus GP!
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* flicks thru extended fambilee lolphone bukk *
Mebbe you cud call “ROUS R US”?
Oh, mai… *heddesk*
Dids yoo eber tink abaot gettin sum goggehs to do da sekuretee?
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Hehe Ai wud leik ta intradooce mah salf. ^-^ Din Fleetpaw, ob da Big Bad Woof seckuretee serbice. *Big woofeh grin* Ob cowrse I dun hurt no kittehs, dat wud be meen! I luff da kittehs! But eef dey gots ta be kept owt for a teeneh bit, den ai can halp yoo. ^-^
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Whaddaya say? *wag wag wags mai floofeh tail as ai deestrackt yoo from da bill* Ai can halp for de ebent?
O Hai Din Fleetpaw! So nyce tu meet yu!
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O mai, whut big eyes yu has…
Guiness Piggeh, Ai can nawt but halp tu be consurnd bout dis goggie? Haz yu cheks credit–cardent–haz yu chek da bakgrownd of dis goggie. Dis mose bodders meh. Ai iz onlee consurn bout ebbery rodints saftee, az u noe.
Whut? He has a Big Woolfeh Grin, a nyce floffeh disrakting tayl adn big teef tu!
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Aifinkso, Din Fleetpaw be teh bestest sekkuritee EBER!
Aww wai fank yoo! Ai wood bee sur ta keep da ebent sekure an extra sayfe fur shure. Eckspecialleh if da moon be full wile ai be werking. …bai da wai… wen be da ebent?
Bai ennychans, yu nawt beh frum Lundun, ai hope.
umm, aifinkso skwirrgrrl sed sumfing abowt Fangs Gibbon… nawt quite shore wen dat ees, wii no has inna TTI
Das rite!! Iz onlee weeks awai!! **ignores instinks and grabs on tu GP**
We shud be bery kareful bout dis woof, aifinkso.
Ah, gerrof! Kitteh floof – do nawt want!
Iz okai, kumz closer nd ai washes mai floof frum yu….iz ok…I shur ai wunt noms yu dis tiem.
Lundun? Naw, dat not be ware ai be frum! Do ai wanna go an visit of dat be possabale. *wag wag* I here dere be werewoofs dere!
An wat’s rong wiv bein frum Lundun??????
oh oh oh wii can has alfabet list?
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Akshully, eet smells
Buses tri tu run yu ober
Can’t get decunt kawfee ANEEWARE
Donut get aneeware onna stoopy tube
E…
Ebberyware yu go, eet lukks teh sayme
Five Pounds fur a Sangwich???
Gynormus Pidjins
Hyoogemungus Pidjins
I…
I can has a confoosed lukking at Tube Map?
Jammed up traffic ebberware
Kleen Air? Nawt reeley!
Lawts ob Poleetishuns
M…
Mai stoopy werk project – ai has tu go awl teh wai tu Lundun sumthymes
Nyce Parks in sum playces (is nawt awl bad!)
OMCC – Y cyclists try tu run me ober?
Parliment
Q…
Queen’s Howse is berry nyce…
Rabid Weesuls down ebbery alley
Sign saying “Ye Olde Fishe adn Chippe Shoppe”
Tourists
U…
Unnerground? Inna train? is nawt natural!
Vertigo – ai has eet wen ai is dere
Well, issa nawt so bad askshully
Xtra nyce peeplol libes dere (ai has manee IRL Lundun frends)
Yu shud prolly go visit!
ZOMG! Anni, yu issa so lukky tu libes inna Capital City!
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psst – ai nawt reeley meen teh horriblol fings ai sed, ai liek Lundun rly!
GP!! u didded deh hole list!! Awl bai ursef!! adn it b a grand list, tu!! Heer, haz a chokklit martoonee.
Cheez!
Aifinks he beh warewoof frum Lundun, ai nawt sure to trusts him wen moon tu be fulls, aifinkso.
Der nawt be anyting wrawng for to be frum Lundun. ^-^ Eet jus be sumware dat I nawt has been tew yet. But I do want!
Iz nyce too meets yu bowf tew!
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Er… Dis mai sownd fameeliar… but mai big eyes iz becawse iz awl da bettar to seez yoo wif. ^-^;
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An nope. No watter baloons. Dey be too expans… exden… dey cawst too much! Just lots an lots a woofehs to make sure da kittehs don be meen!
O, adn whut beeg eers yu has!
Wat dese tings? *pats mah eerz* Awl da bettar to heerz yoo wif. Yoo be an obserbant Guinness Piggeh, yoo kno!
Ai dun noes, Guinness Piggeh, he seem awflee smooth nd mebbe a liddel tu frenleez, mebbe shuld nawt get closser til weh noes more. Or, MR. GOGGIE, shud ai say moore?
aifinkso yu shud nawt worree kerrykatz4, Din Fleetpaw issa yur fren.
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Well, issa mai Frend aneewai! Juss wait til ai shows him tu LCB!
**kk4 furrows floofy brow** how tabils turnz so fasts? Still, ai kinnawt hep butz tu be kuryus bout wat noms iz in baskit, iz mai natshur, aifinkso.
vegerables, aifinkso…
*Hangs hed* I iz asam… ashamm… I has a sad abowt it!
Veggehs be da onlee ting ai eets… But ai be healfy at leest!
*Draw-matick mewsick!*
Ai… Ai…
Wayt… yoo tink I wanna… eets da rodants?
*Moar Draw-matick mewsick!*
…dat be silleh! I dun eet rodants…
*Leens in klowse and whispars* …I eets veggehs. ^-^ but dun tell da othar woofehs ob mai pack! Dey dun know dat! =P
**claps floofy paws togedder** Veggy woof ub Lundun! Still nawt shur if dis beh trix doh.
Mebbe in returns fur mai silence, ai kin halp in da sekuritee detales.
Eeep! Ai knew dat eet wud be bad if ai said eet!
*Moar Draw-matick Mewsick… trots ober to da klawset an kicks awl da mewsicians owt!* Dat’s enuff of dat! …
Oh-kay… I tink eet will werk. Yew can halp owt… but no sneekin’ in aneh kittehs dat dun belawng. =P
**invites mewsicians bak in** Ub corse, I wud nebber reveel yur seekrits tu yur pak ub woofys. Ai is kitteh, haz no sneekee bonz in mai bodee. I alreddy noes wer ai wud lik tu doo mai patrollz, pleez to nawt wureez…yu hab udder fings to woreez bout.
Ai dun noes. Wai yu hab da nitee gown on and da sleepz boneet awn yur head?
Oh, luk! Wass in deh baskit der, goodees?
Er… dunno wat yoo be talkin’ baot! *tosses nite gown an da boneet inta da dressar, an smilehs anuddur big woofeh grin*
Baskit? Dat be meh lunch! I mades it bai meh salf! ^-^
**kk4 haz hard tiem to contane kuryositee** I wunner wut in baskit?
(Hehe ai saw da ICHC site leiks da lists. I can has list teim too? ^-^)
A: Apple crisp
B: Blueberreh muffens
C: Carrots! Yum!
D…
Divine Divinity
Egg plant, fried
Fresh fish.
G…
Dates
Eggplant sticks
Flavorful celery
Gnocci w/ gno meet
Hens made of tofu
Iceberg lettuce
J…..
Jojoba beens
Kale
Lima beens
Mushrooms
Napa cabbage
Okra
P…..
Joose (berry flabored)
Kelp (pleh! …unless be in salad!)
Lettuse, for da salad!
Moar lettuse!
Nawt-meetses
O…
**kk4 apologizes** Ai soree, listees, ai lub dem. Will waet mai turnz, will triez tu nawt type all da letterz nd hogz dem up in mai xsitemints. **busees self wit udder fings, while eyeing keyboard**
Hehe it be awwrighteh. Eet happens (frum wat ai saw en odder listees!) =P But do fill dem owt! dey not gunna fill dem selves owt!
Pop-corms
Qick-growin strawberrehs
Roots (leik carrots an… roots ob sum kind!)
Strawberrehs (de slo-growin kind)
Tea (wif hunneh an’ milk)
U…
Umbrella squash, ai shur is such a fing
Vanilly wafers fur dissert
Waffils nd syrup
Xtra strawberees, pleez
Yellow corn on cob wif butters
Zero caleree cheescakes!!!!!!
Fank yu, Din Fleetpaw, pleez tu tell meh dat yu nawt brings watter bloons.
Sined, consurnd kitteh
I nebber pland fur dis, how to sel mai kitteh serbises to da rodints nau?
Ai am in da process of disposing of rodents rite nao! Ai opened a box dat had ben stored for abowt 5 yeers while ai tuk caer of mai Mom. Dey eeted mai toys and sum ov mai clofes and, gasp, eeted portions ov sum ov mai buks! Gawta fink abowt supporting awl rodints. Haobowt rodints ai knoes? Ai will support cheezpeep rodints. No stranger rodints…nope, nope, nope!
umm… KCT, ai hoep yu is ‘disposing’ ob dem inna nyce wai?
Meh tu, KCT, un tiem, menee yers ago wen ai smoked, dis hae menee yeers, we goze to watch ET at da moobees wen it furst kumz aut. Wuz in LA, ai haz mai purs on da flur ob da moobees. Wen moobee dun, ai gitz mai pak ub cigs aut, and da hole corner wuz nommed awai wif leetle teef marks all ober it!! Ai fot rat wuz stil in mai purs and fwows it down in da parkin lotz fur huzbin to luk in der for da big giant rat dat I fot wuz in der. Wuz skeery. Nau wenebber ai goz to moobees, mai purs allus iz on lap or seet next to meh. PLEH!
Not tu offens Guiness Piggeh, ai noes da GP’s nebber goz intu peepels purses.
Yu law abiding rodint, aifinkso.
*gets togebber one eech ob Josephoartigasia monesi, Phoberomys pattersoni adn Amblyrhiza inundata, the three largest rodents ever (they’re about teh size ob a midsized car)*
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Ok, we hab Teh Three Ober Tenors foar teh concert!
FTW!
Rodentz deh size of carz!!!!!
Cheeziz Twiyst!!!!
Get in deh…….oh, wayt. Nebermind.
LOL
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2415804
Dis haow we be seating the hongry kittehs at teh consert?
*sigh*
I lubs dis place.
U peepullls are amazing and brillyunt and funneh and I lubs u. Wutt’s dis? A rodint benefit consert? Dat r too adorubbull fur wurds.
I needs to be comin arown moar offun.
Ai can haz joyn?
Ai wud NEVUHR throe yu awai!!! Com hiir an ai wil snorgleyu!!!
Ai haz a pondur….ai wunnerz if hoomans fwow way chikin bonz, kitteh noms, den akz liek he jes westin in da trashes. Him haz luk on fase lik mebbe he nawt wantz to leeb spot jes yet.
Adn haz hims nyce wite nakpin tuckd under himz chin!
Aifinkso, yesh. Kitteh bodderd dat hoomin kums in wif kamira, dey allmos ketches kitteh in da act!! Now mus leh on bonz til stoopy hoomins leeb. Much greesys on da fur tu kleens later.
Mus be a “rollover” lolcat. Mommy noes bedder, will reskew yew adn mix yew in wiff awl ob dis munth’s lolcats.
u shud nawt rollover ur unused snorgles… u shud always use all ur snorgles foar teh munf…
*ding* wun missed snorgle!
noe, Ai just wayting fur yu tu frow ‘way dat cheezburger, dat’s wy Ai ins heer!
dis kittehs weighting 4 teh ebil maus 2 cum sneekin awound…he be weighting 2 pouce…dats y he bez hiding.
Kitteh werks fo Deparmint ov Sanatashun
U has passed inspekshun, thx
Sew ai’s bin very nawt gud cheezfrien, ai nawt shor ew notis. Dis wurk very hard an ai nawt haf tiem tu eben reed eberytin.
But ai does fink of da cheezfriens, special wen ai plays wif da new kittehs. Ai misses awe of ew!
{{{Midnight}}} yu is a berry berry gud cheezfrend! Ai nose hao hard eet is tu keep up – ai has a stoopy werk project rite nao; eet gibes me teh sad adn ai nawt feline liek playing mush…
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but but but, wen ai cum tu cheezland, ai has a happee agen!
Ew awais maeks me smiel!
Ai nawt noes dat GP waz mah ol frein leeza-b til ew jus sai so in ewr very cuet, maek meh awww/laff/snorts fread. An da LCB awais be da enstega… instig… caussin eberybody tu da trobles! aifinkso!
Ai hoeps ew nawt wurk tu hard GP. An fanks tu everyone maeks meh giglol-snorts!
huh? whut?
* checks self *
phew! issa otay, ai issa steel meh! leeza-b issa skwirrlgrrl!
Dere issa ownlee won Guinness Piggeh! Ai issa yooneek! No otters out dere anyfing liek meh at awl!
Eh? Qu’est que c’est??? Je suis le Grande et Powerfloof lolpigburglar!!!
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Je suis le Yooneek! Ne pas de otter burglars ici, je pense!
Bone Juer, Moan U neek Piggeh Burgular!! I lubz ur Powerfloof!!
ah madame, eet haz been boocoo de temps since last je regarde vous… je has been counting le heurs…
*flutterz ii lashingz*
Oh, mon sewer! u say zee sweetest zingz!!
Ew awe very silly! Ai atmire ewr grate piggie Powerfloofineez.
An Cween’s fludderin lasheses tu!
No one frow youz awai, youz tu cute. Youz a willfull trash kitteh, jus leik mah Coco.
Peeps throw way perfekly gud kittehs alla time. Bastids
Yeah. Dey cud jus gib them to mee
Tukkseedo Kitteh
iz 2 cool 2 beez froadz owtz.
Himz lyke Steev McKween!
Himz coodz maykz it awn
t3h Owtsyde, but prefurrz nawtz
2. Himz habz lawtza
Prittee Wunz 2 taykz
cayr ubz wyle himz Prittee Wunz
taykz gud cayr ubz him!
Tukkseedo Kitteh waytz
4 Liddill Pritee Wun 2
fyndz him andz snuggillz
Jack.
Awwww! Bless!
aaww, Jak, dat iz kewl! Kitteh as teh Coolah King, ai lykes dat!
OH! Mai fav kind kitteh, wif teh wite chest and teh bwack buddy, I su want. Oh, I wes…wesq…I gitz u owt ob dere, ifinkso.
Mama Cat hanging on tightly to her CHRG (wdoi)
*Pulls at Mama Cat’s CHRG(wdoi)* *Snap* *Runs awai qwiks* Gotcha! Teeeheee hhhheeeee teeee hhhheeee!
Mama Cat pulls our her speshul baf hat wif teh fwoers awl ober it and pulls it down tite.
Nawty KCT, nawty. Will haev splorts all ober ifin nawt warin CHRG. Maek mess all aber teh fwoor.
Doan frow owt ur kittehs! Plz to recyclol dem! Tayke dem to the LOLcats Speshul Recycling Center hoo will find dem noo hoems. Put dem in speshul recyclol bins wif sofee floofee blankees and pillows and grayte gushi fuds too. Speshul members of the recyclol center haz speshul dooties to be sher dat awl r fownd noo speshul hoems.
I can’t stop laughing at this one. maybe because its Monday and I can relate, or maybe its something else. Either way, its great.
i can haz resseyekling?
We’re throwing you away because your grammar and spelling units malfunctioned.
I can has Webster’s?
We haz got terrble miztake.
Wood NEBBER trow aways a purrfectly gud tuxedo-kitteh!
wow. do you people seriously talk like this to each other?
losers.
This from someone with the last name “Kennedy?”
roflmfao
yea it is. and why is that funny?
coming from the person who’s screen name is miss kitteh.
retard.
coming from ther person who’s screen name is miss kitteh.
retard.
ohhhh my dawg
ohhhh long johnson
ohhhh don, pia-no…
why i eyez ya….
please someone tell me why i captioned a pic 5 times and now only have 1 thing on there?
as i speak one of my kittays is ambushing me!
funny phel
No, kitteh.
that thing yuu call ‘waste bukket’ is aksully
a luandry bukket.
PREPARE FOR THE BAFF,KITTEH!
ahhhh iz like my poor ol kittah mista baz!!!!!
Akshully, Tuxie Kitteh bees lurkyng inna baskit thru hims choyce:
Iytsa purrfekt vantidge poiynt foar wautchyng wut goez awn;
Hims kan sea enny straiy mowsees tah heppins tuu bees waunderyng bye;
oar heer teh kan-oapiner iyf sumebuddee chanses tuu bees uusing iyt;
oar tuu likk enney MAcDoAnuld’s wrappurs taht geyt throwed awaiy;
oar bee abailable tuu pownse awn enney passyng goggie;
Yesh: teh posseebylitees bees eyndliss!!!! Kitteh ar veree reesorsefull!!
: )
; )
KITTEH HAS BUKKIT. WATCH OUT KITTEH DOAN LET WALRUS C U.
hahaha this seems to be the identical twin of my cat, Mephastopholies, he even jumps in rubbish bins : )
*Hitsez yew wif mah naif.* yew being a bad pursun, daz wai!!
gib dis itteh bitteh kitteh (committeh) to teh rubbesh bin, waidonchya???? Hee naut being mindin, hee naut goin too taek wiivenj. Mefinks yew needs too bee wefinking laif and beeing finking bout wai wee bee takin kere ob dese fings, k? thnxbai.
poor kitteh u no wants to fro hims awai
Man, I hate to see that…
Somebody threw away a perfectly good LOLCat!
(See also, “Better Off Dead,” w/John Cusack)