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Az yooshuel
A fiv-wai ty – looks liek – but Annipuss gotz a dubl.
An teh winners ar Annipuss, Annipuss, Maus, Karen, Bluesfan473, AND skwirrlgrrl!!! This mite bee a gud day to go to teh Ty Boo Teek an get anuther CheezPeeepl Blankkie! Oar maybee wun ov teh noo Kittey umbrellees.
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Aii maiself am going to tag along behine yoo an stop at teh PI Stawl. Fresh Punkin PIs today! An sum Apfel Strudel! Hmmmmmm – an ai can smell teh fresh cawfee frum heer.
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Am tehy awlso maeks teh best Schlag to go wiff teh hawt Strudel! Gud wif teh PI, too!
Ai needid a windprufe umberella dis mornin – teh rane wuz bein blowed rite at me. Naow Ai need a Cheezpeepl blankie `coz Ai aer cowld an wet!
ohai Janet!
At teh TB is there avalabul a ‘rekwest for gud thots’ sine up sheet?
I has left teh mama calikco at teh Hoomane Society to be tutored this morning, I wud liek gud lucks for her to be oks.
Oh, ai think there iz! It’s right awn teh beyootiful Antique Aietallian Desk awn teh right az yoo enter!
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Ai’m beeming gud thots hur way eben az ai rite!
Hoep teh “tutorin” goez well.
Lerning – teh hard way! But at leest it’s a lesson she wont’ haz to remembur!
F5′in from hell!
Sorry. No room in this bed. Go find another one.
Der b oen tew miny kittehz onna bed nao!
*skootchez in and pushes maus over teh edgj*
♫♫♫
There were three in the bed and the little one said
Roll over, roll over
So they all rolled over and one fell out
♫♫♫
and the rest of them sed
I has more bed!
and one snatched teh covers
rite off of teh othurs…
???? How com yoo an Maus awlwaiz know awl teh sayme sawngs?? Ai feeel sumhao ai must hav mist sumthing!
LOL!!
I has herd teh song Maus started, but I cudn’t remember teh next werds.
I maded my part up!
oh, i likes yr verzion bettah!
*skribbulskribbul*
*writes in the paino stew dent’s muse ickk buks*
I lub dis fong!
*fins along, lowdley and off-kee*
hoaw u maek dose lidl mewsik letrs?
♪ for this one u hit hold down teh ‘alt’ and type 13
♫ for this one, teh same but 14
Windows Character Map (in Accessories — System Tools). Scroll about 2/3 down in the Arial font set and you’ll find it. There’s also a numeric code you can use with your keyboard, but I don’t know that. LCB has a web site she uses.
Oncet upon a time I werked in offices where we speeked faux-faux-Fronsch (that is to say, teh reel Fronsch) so I had cheet-sheets by my keyboard. This was before teh innerwebs, u see.
This site is teh halpful, though:
http://www.starr.net/is/type/altnum.htm
On my laptop, I has to hold down “Fn”+”Alt” and then type teh number on teh keypad hidden in teh middlol of teh letters (look for numbers in bloo or some other contrasting color on teh edge of teh right-hand letter keys — that’s they.)
If yoo haz windoze, there ar . . .ai can’t splain it!
Waht AI doo iz copynPaste tehm into a handee werd documint, an tehn wehn ai need it, ai just fetch sum out! Werks reelee well.
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Taht’s waht ai get wehn ai doo waht Skwerrlgrrl sayed. Interesting, but nawt eggsactlee waht yoo want wehn singing!
You have to use the numeric keypad.
13
1313
grumph! Stoopy Mac!
Oh! You didn’t tell us you weren’t using a real computer
I think it’s done differently (of course) on a Macinslosh…
LOL!!! EBREETHING iz diffrunt on a Mac!! Mai cross to bare! Ai – hoo need so much halp (nawt just a liddle bit!) frum mai frenz! An moast can’t doo it.
*wishtfully*
*wisht i hadda mac to play wif*
i heer day are teh FTW
Mai dodder gotted a MacBook fur unibersitee. Iz teh ossim! It eben has a bilt-in webcam.
But ai has bin using PCs fur ober 20 yrs adn will liklee stai wif dem. *sigh*
Munnee iz awlwaiz yoosful!
SOOO troo!!!
Oh jJanet, and ebberybody else, do yu kno this site? Poems nd prayers of cats:
http://www.messybeast.com/moggycat/catprayers.htm
OMCC!!! Tehy ar so sad!
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It maeks yoo want to go an get ebree kitty out there an stuff yur house full ov them ad maek shur they awl *sniff* haz az much salmon an creem az tehy want – an Oh. . .
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Maus – doo yoo perhcance hav a hankee handee????
Sad but byootiful! An necessarree! Ebreewun shud reed them!
{{{{blonde in bloo}}}}
*gives gentul hedbat*
Dat’s very touching… but if u has been having sads… maybee dat’s a littul sad too?
Has u looked at teh youtube Janet posted on teh last pic?
Dat will make u laff n laff n laff!!
Hope I iz not sownding teh bossie.
Yu nawt bossie atall, skwirrlgrrl! Thotful nd kind.
I lubs that cartoon Simon’s Cat.
I didn’t meen to gib ennyone teh sads, I meant to gib appreciation to you and Romeow and all teh ovvers whu reskews teh kitties. Yu are teh heroes!!!! Yu all haz bizzy lives and expenses, and still gibs ov yur hearts and timez and munniez to help teh ferals and strays. I doffs my hat (the nice red cowboy hat, extra respectful) to yu! (And yu too, KP, if yu r lurking tudai)
oh I wuz just thinkin bowt U hassing teh sads!
of corse owr deer Janet yooshullyl needs a hanky when we’z talking bowt sentimental stuffs..
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*hands Janet a 100TC linen hankie in maus’s abcents*
{{{{Janet}}}}
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I considers it a selfish fing on my oan part, b/c I duzn’t want to has sads at all teh stray kittehs. I get tehm fixed, I is happy b/c I know tehy is better off. So I iz just making myself happy.
Thank yoo skwirrlgrrl! Nice to haz teh frenz there wehn yoo needs them.
* diriez aiez wif teh beyootiful 100TC linnen hankee*
There! Ai’m much bedder nao.
They were just so. . .sad! * sniff*
u holding down de Alt key & typing:
1 for ☺
2 for ☻
3for ♥
4 for ♦
5 for ♣
6 for ♠
7 for •
an sew awn fru de numberz. u holdz alt & types 13 for ♪, an 14 for ♫, 15 for ☼ an awn an awn
yes sorree, hold alt & type de numberz awn teh number keepad ober awn de rite side, it nawt wurk iffen u uze de numbers at de tawp uv de keyboard.
affer u dew dat & letz goe uv de alt buttun de symbol apeerz ☼
Ai tride dat b4 an it din’t werk, juss had anuvver trie an it werks! ♪ ♫ Tra La!
♪ ♫ Tra La! ♪ ♫
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Bai teh power ov teh majikul C ‘n P – ai TOO can sing along!!
Magick moments – also 4 me? ♪♪♪
Ai#m a bit monosyllabic (or monotone?) cos ALT+14 dunt wurk, lukkies: ♫
Luks like box wifout litter.
Oh, it DOES work! When ai adds commint, ai has lubberly notes! Hooray! Let’s sing an anvem to dat. Harumph.
♪♫♫♪♪♫♫♫♪♪♪ Dere was wunce
a caterpillar…
♫ wif a very lufflee voyce ♪
she had a note to sing sew sweet
for every oneuvher littul feet ♫ ♪
Icanhas a try? if nawt wurk here, iz try on mai gaming puter.
*dis iz mai wurk puter – ai am wurking noaw, yes?!*
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nawt wurk on da laptoppee. Iz shall return laterz!
♪♪♫♫ dere wwz a lil caterpiller wif tinee tikkley feet ♫♫♫♪
♫♫♪♪ she cud dance de rumba an alwais keep de beet ♫♫♪♪
I tried it on mai ‘puter two. But on deh lappytypetop puter, deh numburpad isa funcshun. Deh alt-numbur codes did not werk too gud. It bounce me owt ub de ICHB site windough.
I gess it meens I can’t type letters and symblols.
See iffin dis comes out at all ♪ ♫ ☼ ♥ ♪
Yeah!!! I maded a music wid deh sunshiens and lubs.
Jest wad I needid on a pleh wether dai.
Ai wunna tri tew!!! ♪ ♫ Yippee!!
At lees dat’z at wurk – ai tri latr at teh hom.
who sez?
Ai saw u! did too!
imaginary middul of teh bed line
u noe put wun paw ober dis lyne oar ai’m tellin mom
Dis is teh line! U no cross teh line. Iffn U do, I gibs U such a SMEKK!
Tyme for teh marriage cownselor, aifinkso!
Oar this cud bee mother & sun!! Thiese luk awlmoast just laik mai Mitzi an Florian! Mai beloved hart kittehz! But they wud sumtaims reelee fite!!
ohai BiB!
how is u todays?
Much bedder todays, fank you, oh Lady ov teh Skwirrls. Are yu ober the frustrayed? I sends gud fots fur teh calico. Will yu keeping her insides for post surjikl recovvery?
yes, she is teh speshul kitteh, so she’ll stay in teh spare room and I don’t hasta confine her to teh carrier.
I is mostly over teh frustrated, and I think by teh end of the day I won’t remember it, I has such a bizzy at werk!
O, I hopes teh bizzy at werk cures all frustrayshuns, nd that the calico haz gud recobbery frum teh surgeries.
If no wants tew sleep in saem bed, iz toew late fur da marrage cownselor, afinkso
*Cimbacat nods frum xperiens*
{{{{{Cimbacat}}}}}
Plai niec! Niecness cownts! Doan mayke meh get ub from mai sickbed! *sniffles* *sneezes* *wheezes* O mai! Maus u started this!
U kawtted a cold frum Maus??? Musta ben deh Ebil Maus!!
Ebil Ebil Maus! Breef. Ai nawt ablol to do it! Mai node id awl stobbed ub! cweenmj, do u hab ennyfing for id? Maus! Jusd waid until ai ketches u! But id godda waid until ai am beddur……*sniffle* *SNEEZES* *whine* *whimper**sniffllols* *frows floofy paw ober faec*
Oh, deer. Heer. drinking dis. It will making u feel so much bedder.
*handz KCT a steemee mug uv lemon and honey.
*rapz KCT in soft floofee Cheezpeepz Map blankee.
Now u just resting rite heer.
*puts tishuu box on side table neggst tu KCT.
O fankies, cweenmj! U r da besd! *snuggling into floofee cheezpeepz map blankee* *sips steemee mug uv lemon and honey* O yes! Dis id jusd da ticket! *eyes start to droop* Ai finks ai’ll be awl beddur! *taykes tishuu from da box and honks lowdly* O yes, fankies cween mj!
Ohhhh!! Gud thinking, cweenmj. Taht wuz waht we awlwaiz drank wehn wee had teh slite sore throtes! an had trubble singing! It reelee werks!
Add a shot of Canadian whiskey to that honey and lemon and you will feel REALLY good.
Now at Furniture Land,
All our blankeys come with matching cats!
Schrodinger’s Bed
FTW!!
Not eberywun appreeshiates that Schrodinger had much mowr than his box. Himz had also
S’s Alive kitteh … owr is it ded?
S’s Bed
S’s Cat
S’s Doggie (teh x-periment wuz nawt so sucsessful)
S’s E…
S’s Elolphant Statchoo
S’s Frankessence & Mirth (getreddyfrhollydaze-only elebenty moar weaks…)
S’s Granola bars- for flakey Sine tists.
S’s Human Resorz Departmint now hiring Box Speshul Lists
S’s I…
S’s Imajinaree Kittehz
S’s Joe Jorj Jetsen Elebenty Sumpfin Goggles
S’s Krazee Kat Ladees
S’s ‘Lebentee Cheezburgers
S’s M…
S’s Muffins, tosted wif jam
S’s Nawt-secund name (Erwin)
S’s Ohai Intelligence
S’s Quantum Theery (fer wunce, the Q is eezy)
S’s Reely famous box experiment
S’s S…
S’s Doggie (teh x-periment wuz nawt so sucsessful)
Doggone it
Sumwonz sleepyz on teh cowsh tonyte
Mebbe day iz tryin to be onna ad fer da bootiful bedroom set. Dey showz how comfy da bedspred can be!
“Comfy enough for all your cats”
Dey be showin how mush room be lef fer da hyoomans
I alwees thawt it wud be nisse to run a B&B wehre I cud offur teh obernite guessts teh opshun of aroom “wif kitteh furr” oar “wiffout kitteh furrs.” Maybee teh peeps nawt miss teh sweet bebees tehy lefftat hoem so much. Tehy cud still waek up to dansin an screemin “Fud tyme! Fud Tyme!” larm, heer horkin in teh nite an wunder hoo an hwere, praps find a prize in tehir shoos, find tehmselffs involvt in a case ov teh midnite-chays-sillees, hav pointee enz tackin tows (or bed-weezuls, as we callum). See, all teh cumfurts of hoem at mai B&B!
Sowndz gud! But Ai fink yu mustava “Owr fuds oenlee” rool – Ai juss caym hoem to fynd Amber had brung in a lump ob cukked fish she fownd in sumwun els’s bin and had left awn teh lownj flor! She is NAWT happi Ai throed it awai. Agin!
Ai can has permanint rume? Wif kittehs, plz.
Kthxbai.
Teh Anderson House in Wabasha, MN, on the Mississippi River, has five resident cats, and you can have a cat delivered to your room (with food and wter bowls and litter box) if you stay there. A lot of the guests are people who married someone allergic to cats, so people come there just to be able to sleep with a cat again.
http://www.historicandersonhouse.com/cats2.htm
Izzn’t there a pome about that???
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“Oh, to sleep wif a cat again. . .”
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Ai can’t remembrrr teh rest.
I dunno, but I’ll rytchu wun. BRB.
Oh, to sleep wif a cat agin!
I went an mareed a lergic man.
Wut wuz goin thru mai hed
wen I greed to no kittehs on teh bed?
I leff mai Flooffies at teh parint’s howse
thinkin ov sharin a bed wiffa spowse.
Tunzout teh Flooffees alweez came hoem
not lyke mai Tom, hoo lyke to roam.
Evin wen kittehs go owt in teh wurld
tehy don git hoem smellin lyke sumudder girrl.
Teh kittehs ne’er lyed bout hwere tehy bin
an gittin hoem layt agin an agin.
Th’atturnee soon took care of all taht, an
naow wunce agin, I sleep wiffa cattan.
@@@@@! Elebenty, Jenniffuurr!
Dat’z FTW and Awwwsum!
Wabasha iz deh most byootiful town!!! Lotza Victorian howzez. Pritty Mississippi River flowing bai, wif hillz cubbered in hardwood treez. *sigh* sew lubberlee.
Itz deh town ware dey filminged ‘Grumpy Old Men’ and deh ‘Grumpier Old Men’.
Nao bofe ov u c’meer an snorgle wif mi!
I dnt thnk I canz get the perrty pikturs 2 werk…
alt+a number?
Dnt see anything…
Winni-Pig, jus hold alt kee down an type de number awn de number keepad, u doan see de symblol until u lets up de alt kee. ♫ Ai gess it duz nawt wurk wif a Mac an maybee nawt wif a lappytawp, ai dint kno dat, sorree ebreewun
Hi Cheezfrens,
off topic, but important to me and I hope to all of you too.
Today is the Marine Corps Birthday. So Happy Birthday Marines.
Semper Fi to all of you including my two sons.
From the halls of Montezuma…..
Semper Fi to Uz patticlan
U must has a proud!
*standz at attenshun and saluutz*
♫♫♪♪
… tu deh shorez uv Tripoli-i-i
Wii fite owr kuntreez ba-atelz
In deh air, on land adn see….
♫♪♫ furst 2 fite fer rite an freeeedom ♫♪
♫♪♫an 2 keep hour honor cleeeeen ♫
♫♪♫wii r prowd 2 claim de title ♫
♫♪♫ uv UNITED STATES MARINE! ♫♪♫
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CC pleez bless awl serbice peeps ware eber dey r, anom ♥
uh noz! hee forted so bahd dat he turnd teh blunkets green.
tis okay, mai hubby duz teh same fing
♪♫ did u peeps no dat teh Marines wer borned frum teh Navy?!?
2morrw iz Veteran’s Day. Mai boy waz in Army MI..naow he’s Homeland Security.
A salute to all who served their country and I don’t remember the rest of the Marine Corps song, but hums deh rest….♪♫♫♫♪♪♫♪ hummmmmmmhummmmm
well, bluesfan hadn’t shown up yet when I posted…ai nawt liek wierdpress 2dai!
Gud job, bluesfan wif deh werds awf sawng.
tank u tank u, ai’ll bee heer awl weak. doan fergit 2 tip ur waitrezzez! de weirdpress cahn be a bittee bit strainge sumtimes butt wii shal perservererere.
Agin ai sais Mai CC bless awl veterans an serbice peeples ebreeware, dere sakrifices an heroisms are teh awesum!
Ohai Serendipity! Haow R yoo todai?
Hai 4p5k, ai be coping bet er tewdai…cumz n waves, liek teh ocean.
This is what happens at my house each night lol