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rooomba, ur doin it rite
teh furree vurshun
Conga rats!
*lil rats dooing da conga fur karen*
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wai, fanks. heer, hav sum cookees, hot frum teh uvvn. choc chip oatmeele.
hurry! i yam not so gud at shaerng.
*pokes nose around corner and sniffs hopefullee*
*kumz running*
Hai Kafleen!!
I hazn’t seeinged u in agez!!
ware u bin?
wut u dude?
did u hazzing deh funz?
did u missing us?
Wii missinged u!!!
Did u bring prezzeez?????????????????????????
*lukz hopefullee fur cheezburgerz*
*purr, purr, purr*
*oops*
I r beezing weerd. I has teh donkey funks.
Wurd press nommed mah comment!!! *shakes hoofy*
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Donkey!! has a kukkee!
*tendrils pull donkey into congaline wif teh ratz*
ai iz waytin fur ccr (calicorose) to interdoooc her!!
u here?
Hi I tink ai finded yu
snif snif…wot am i, chopp’d livah? waaaah
ai jus HATES teh wai dis acts after 200 commints!! ai cant find nuffin!!!!
hey chopp’d livah gal…….. dey wuz dansin tew yer song on dansin wif teh stars… teh amos sweepea wun… ai thot ob yew!!!
rilly??? i gotta wotch moar TB!
i mint to doo dat…
*grapz da jamamakitty wif da tendrilz*
*spspspinspinspinspin*
twurls her round to da musik
*KLONK*
re: teh stoopy page break/200 comment black hole:i hates it ihatesit ihates it,
even werse dan teh dredded raparound and the lack 0 votink brgrs.
awl yer commints jus showed up……….. ai noes wut tew luk for tomorrow!!! g’nite
Ohai, Calicorose54! Yoo must bee a frend ov ar deer jamamkitty!
May ai awlso welcom yoo heer?
Ai am, az yoo can see, JCH4K, aka J-Pak, an it iz verree nice to meet yoo.
*extends floofee whyte paw in frenship to Calicorose54*
ohai j-pak, hers will be bak tewmorrow ebening an we can gib hera big welcum den!! ai haz tew goes t’bed now………. hugs n schmoos tew yew n sweepea!!!!
ooo! tanks!
*bite*
omgz the peping kittee iz der agan
tribbles not knowing tthe danjur…
…dat lurkz.
Ask nawt foar whom teh bell lols. It lols foar yu….
Thinking outside the box kittee is thinking outside the box…
Lookout behind you, tribbulz…
I think they are not tribbles, but guinea pigs?
if they aer guinea pigs, mebbee dey are going to be lolpigBurgers soon?
mmmm. LolPiggyBurgers. Mai favereet.
No!!!! do not eeting deh Pinney Gigz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
whai nawt? tehy iz a kulchural food in souf amerika- parrentlee taste prittee gud too-
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but yu is rite, pinny gig petz iz nawt for nom-nom. (even iffn tehy skweel most attracktiflee).
In Souf Am ree ka, Rn’t teh piggies big enuf to fughtz back? Capybaras, rite?
Dey wur big enuf tu fite bak – dey uzed tu be teh size ob a small car.
just you people watch
de piggies will outsmart the kitteh and live happileh evah aftah
how nice
den de kitteh will go and outsmart de goggies and eets dem 4 brekfest
lol
how nice
OMG dey are guinea rabbitz! callz the peruvian panflute band kittehs!!!
CLG, M O’S, and SP r habingz a schizeh-phren-ick moment, aifinkso.
dat dey ish.
tasteh, chubbeh nom-noms.
guinea piggehz!!
NO!!! not 2 b nomming on deh pinnee gigz!!
and den fawling down inna ded faynt wen him seez awl deh cheezpeepz wanting tu nomming on him!!!!
O poor Guinness Piggeh!! him will habbing deh
Ai beh finkin dat eet ‘pends awn wot parts wii nom… 8o
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Awf tew dah nawty barn wif me.,,
Um…well, akshualee, in partz uv Souf America, dey DOES eetz da pinnee gigz…was on “No Reservations”, and “Bizarre Foods”, on da Trabble Channul. Nawt my ting, ai’d ravver eets meet frum regular piggehs….mmmm…bacon…
=^..^=
Ai wuz finkin along de sames line tehn ai reds yure commint. Ai iz glad ai iz nawt teh onlee wun.
Aifinks if dey be tribbles, dey hab trubbles nau, yesh?
well, this has been a test of the Emurjensea Broadcast Tendril System… if this had been a knack shoe awl eerwurm emurjensea, you wood’ve been instructed to duck & cover. but it wouldn’t have helped, anyway.
Resume noarmal lols. That is all.
U appear tu haz deh ten drillz uv doom, no matter hoo u think u b.
*suggests iffen yu thynk ducken cupboard was bad, chek owt teh TTI’s “Protect and Survive” sumthyme*
*creep* *creeeeeeeep* *lurk* *droooool* DRIP!
too bad kitteh, yur drool gav yu way…
Weee…weee…weee…WEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Ai fin they spotted chu, kitteh!
I luv teh penny gigs. They are so cyoot! Ai’ve had many uf tehm but ai’m currently gig-penniless.
How mani sovrins tu teh ginny? TTI haz a few royals dat cud be swapped of pinny gigs adn hab an improvement.
*creeeeeaaaak* *bloody & scary noizes* *glass breaking* *screaming*
de ginni piggi is gonna eats de kitteh
*gasp*
and eats him 4 brekfest lunch and desert
(dinner to serious 4 kittehburgers in ginni piggis opinion)
first!!!
(leev it 2 teh “dude”)
nope.
*hebbee sigh* Sry, Vikingdude. Wii duzn’t run rownd yelling “First!” heer. Wii think it b much moar entertaining fur deh peepz hoo gitz deh chanst tu b furst akshullee saying sumfing funny, or witty, aor at least related tu deh pichoor. And den wii sillybrating deh ‘nawt-sekkund’ wif dansing and drinksez and nomz and singing.
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Welkum tu Cheezland! Dis cheezland be a fun plais tu playing, but deh onlyest rule iz tu playing nise.
besidez….eetz ‘nawt secund’, nawt ‘first’…
Dat beh da F werd!
ohai cweenmj,
aifinkso ai must menshun tehre r nawt wun, but too rooles:
1) plai nyse; an shirley, tihs iz moast impoartant wun.
2) when u iz wun uv teh furrvest frum last commenting onna pikshure, pls 2 b commenting onna pikshure — donut just yoose teh “f” wurd, eben if u r nawt sekkund. iz about teh kittehs anna pikshures, nawt about who iz nawt-sekkund oar furrvest-frum-last.
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duz teh dude abyde?
Ar yu firsty? Her is drinkee fur yu.
ohai KK4, ai been tawkin tew yew down at bottom ob teh page…..
ohai vikingdude! I will try to explain in english:
if you find a page with no comments, please make your comment relevant to the post. Also, we use an interesting sort of misspelling for comic effect. There is a link on every post which explains this, the “learn lolspeak”. You can also read comments and/or captions to learn lolspeak.
Kthx!
Well sed, Sir Scarfalot. We mus bee nise tew teh newbies.
Ohai, vikingdude.
Ar yoo noo? Purrrhaps a long taim lurker?? Oar just bin awn wun ov teh mennee pikchoors ai havn’t bin awn lately?
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This eggs plan ayshun yoo hav given iz verree gud!
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In ene event, it iz nice to see hoo – an heer iz mai floofee whyte paw extended to yoo in frenship.
WHOA ! da beeg powncin an runn rownd awl cwazy liek, an “skree skree skree” b hapnen inna 1-2-3….
teh tasteh fattehs are mine.
iz so funneh but da kitteh will get da cheezburer from dem
oy! teh kyuties will soon to beh nom noms!!!
aww lil woot woots. i likes gueinipigies. they make gud blankies.
dey is hardly luking liek living kree churs. Moare liek funnzy haous shus.
Teh wunnerfull ting a bout tribbles
Is tribbles is wun der uss tings….
tehyre bottoms is made uv wigguls
tehyre tops is made uv skweelings
but teh moast wundruss thing bout tribbles is
theres never onlee wun!
*clappity, clap, clap*
whai fankyuu Missy… *bows* yor applaws is most wundermuss.
icanhascheezburger refrencd on Big Bang Theory!
I sawz that las nite an I wuz hapee smylingz an jumpinz up an down! hoorayyyy!!
eksept I dint think ets prunounce lal kat?
Best. Cat toy. EVER!!!
Pinney Gigs and Skwirrls and Rats is NAWT noms.
If ketteh wants noms she should hunt
Alloligators
Big Black Bears
Crazed chihuahuias
D…
Doggehs
Ellyfoos
G’raffs
F…
Ferocious foxies
Ginormous G’raffs
Hungry Hippomotumus
Intriging Iguanas
J…
Just a nother snak
Keeelbasa
Lammas
Moose
N…
Nuttin shmall
Ostricheeesss
Potatoe chippzzz
Question markies
Red neckssss
S…
Nocturnal Namibian Lyons
Ostriches wif Big Drumstix.
Pithy pythons
Quick quizical Rabbits
R…
SSSNNNNNAAAAAEEEEKKKKKSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Turkees
Ummm…nawt skwerls
Vicuna
Whales
X…
Xtra slow lizards
Yaks dat ar small
Zippy da skwirril
Oh noes, cud nawt help maiself tu put skwirrils in der…um
Zippy da donut man
Der, dat better.
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O waet…..no moar letturz…
Doez wii nao has enuff noms tu goe wid teh condimentz frum erlieer?
Test! Ai seem to hav become invisiblol – laik Leeza-b was a bit ago. Mai name iz in teh “Who’s Talking,” but mai coomints ar nawt appeering heer!
Mister Rhee solved!! It wuz just teh “200 commints” trap!
Awl iz well again!
Ai sees yu, JCH4k….
Noooo! Not teh llammas!!
noes, not teh FOXIES! that’s mi Spirit Animal!!
? alfabettammicul ordr borked?
Ai fixed it wif teh ducky taypes.
Fank You Mrs. Duck.
An thx verry much for groomin mai snax.
Iz tru — prezentashun is eberyting.
Iz importent to nawt gitz tangle hair in mai teefs. Ai will floss win ai see fit.
iz not triblbes. tribbles triple quicker than woot woots.
2:00pm.
Teh piggehs r restless.
Lookit dem. awl fat an scwuptshus.
Dey will be minez.
oh yesh. Dey will be minez.
AW MAWWWM I WUS JUS PLAYIN COMMANDOES!!!!
Meen ol mawma!
Ai lol’d.
wowz, braekfurst, lunch n dinnah in one catch!! !
WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT
Nawt to Nom the pinney gigs.
*taeks bottlol of seltzer waddurs and sprays etl tu kewls him off.*
fanks rat! iz was ovurdozed wif catnip~ :3
fanks fer savings me WRR! iz was ovurdozed wif catnip~ :3
yu has never tryed to katch the pinny gigs- has yu… iz nawt as eezee as it wud seem… tehy is verree slippry.
but i haz jazz hands?
Oh nos! Not teh guinea pigs!
Run, GP — RUNAWAYVERYFAST!!!!
did dem slippurs moove?
Ai wunners ware mai slippurs went tu.
hmm, so that is y i can only ever find one slippur……..
We finks missing slippur unner da beds, nau ai nawt so shoor.
iz religioius kitteh.
i prey and prey
and nao, i am in heven
Gud fings comes to doze dat prey.
ah pray fur frey…
We will nebber beh freydeh katz, aifinkso.
wy in cheezland wud wii bii freydii katz??
Noooo buddy noes, da tribbles I seen….
Noooo buddy noes, mai sorrows.
When I findz myseff in times ov tribbles,
Mother Mary (OSpockn) comez to me
Speekin’ werdz ov wisdom
Letz awl ea(t)
***holds up bic and sways***
Holdz floofy paw to chest in tribute to Stevee Reh Vonn and Double Tribble.
if teh joint is a rokin, dont bodder nokkin!!!!
’scuze me wyle ai goes tew utube tew lissen to dem
oh yeah (like teh liddel skwirrrl says) dis mai jam
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qKd2s74obU
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2346344
wun ob mai fabrit lols by indomitus
hmmmmmmmmm, guess ai’m in teh alternit unibers….. echo echo echo o o o
stawp yellin… teh echos iz giving me a hedake… ile be rite bak- ai hasta meet wif mai roomies.
oh ………. der iz sumwun out der tewnite..
sry bout yer hedake!!
Oh yeah, I luv thet one tew. but then, ai hab a luv/haet relatshunship wit tehm skwerls. Ai’m shakin mi fist at em alla tiem win tehy robz mi bird feedrz.
yebbut, iffn dey wuz dansin like dis yew wud be awl like “awwwwwwwwwww”
Give the skwirrls a feeder adn they will leave the bird feeder alone, as long as the skwirrl feeder is not empty.
My dad has a bunch of dowels coming out of a round hub. Each of the dowels had a double ended screw that he puts a corn cob full of corn on. The hub is attached to a post so that it can spin freely. It looks kind of like a ferris wheel when it is properly installed. The skwirrls like it so much they ignore the bird feeders.
I hav corn cobs hanging fur tehm onna bungee cord. They hav to jump up and eat it. They are very acrobatic and fun to wach. I fro seed onna ground for em to eat, too. But tehy still go after teh sunflower seeds in my feeders. They have even found a way around the “skwerl-pruf” platform tehet iz supposed tew keep em owt. *sigh*
Hav had up to 14 skwerls in our lil yard at one time, lurkin around teh bird feeders.
dems are cyoot but kinda reminds me ob teh lil rodints wen ders tew mini ob dems……..
MMMMMmmmmm….skwirril feeders, bring dem nom…ai meens bring dem on!
yoo huize gots to c da vid “Daylight Robbery”
wuz on PBS many yrs ago- maybe iz on
youtube naow?
iz awl bowt da sqirrrrelees eating da birdfud,
and da efforts to keepem owt- iz beri,beri funny
an mazing!
Kitteh is readeh ta pounce…
Nooo! Teh kitteh jus wantin t0 sn0rgle teh guinnysquigs! Yay! Soooo floofy, aifinkso.
Ware angels go, tribbles follow.
ohai kk4, wen iz we gunna make yew “bloo” so ebbrywun can make frens wif yew?
jus put yer url frum wen yew are on yer profyle page on yer wordpress profyle
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1347000
Oh hai, jamamakitty, I wuz gunna do it todai, I got da linkees frum our most esteemd cweenmj yest. I luks at dem las nite, but huzbin lurkin obber shoulder, wunnerin wat ai be doins….cuz wuz on lolz all dai, sudenlee it bee late. Ai had job innerview dis mornin…ai gitz home from dat an den ai wuz bad girl tu nawt do da homewurks…I printee out da strucshins, (mai branz, da interwebs gibs me a confuse, but is very well splained by da cweenmj) den ai played on da lolcatz in tween innerview nd wuz habbin much funs on der….akshelly, sudenlee, ai had spendz meneh mor hours on lol den ai intends tu! Den huzzbin haz frenz dat kumz ober…much cofees, luncheez, wares mai socks be at stuff…ai promis tu du it tonite or tomorrow fore ai haz mai playtimz on here. Ai haz hard time to nawt play an tu du mai wurks. It nawt luks hard tu due. Ai will do it tonite or tomorrow, befor ai haz playtimz on lol. Ai wantz tu hab bloo name, ai must do mai wurks for ai duz mai playtim on here.
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{{jamamakitty}} Der haz bin peepls on mai email dat has wantz to be frenz, some hau it gits on mai profile…I go to mai profile and clickee yes. Ai nawt noes how dat wurks. but dey be on der an ai clickee yes den ai can see dem. Ai will tri to clickee on yu, fur yu tu be mai frend…mebbe will wurk? Ai will try.
awwwwww yew bin a bizi girl
is nawt hard, if yew jus luk at teh lol ai sended or cweenie’s strucshuns
sew……….how did innervue go????
Aifink it wuz gud. Ai bin doin dis wurk for bout 18 yrs…jes had sum famblee problims nd had to leebs job tu help one ub mai dotters. Wuz hard fing fur meh. Involves mai grandson who is 10. Wuz choice between mai job an mai dotter nd granson, so I had to leeb wif out a hole 2 week notis, dis meks boss ladee mads, so nawt can get gud reference. Iz ok, sumfing will happin at sum point tu gets a job agin. Aifinks ai haz gud karmas, iz hard fur me here in sandiego, most jobs wants to hab sumone hoo speeks spanish tu, and ai onlee noes construction workee spanish frum huzbin…employers nawt want dat!!
Ai went tu yur bloo name and made tu be un ub yur frenz. Ai nawt noes if dis can wurk. **luks round** ai nawt noes wat server iz, ai jes hab mai compooter to emails fambly and to play round. Aifinks iz nawt sew confoosin az it seemz to be in print….Aifinks to follow instructions from cween and den fings fawl into plase, yes?
ai noes wut yew mean!! ai used tew be supervisor ob a roof crew …. roof maintenance, leak response, drain cleenin, hot tar, single ply awl ob dat stuff. ai laiked dat job, den 9-11 happind an ebbryfing shrinked down an ai ended up wif cleanin folks on second shift………. my 2 years ob hell let me shows yew dat!!
now ai werks wif manager an 2 drivers an we takes care ob executib cars…. oh teh smell ob teh nooo cars!!!
aifinkso yew maded teh rite decishun…….. fambly cums nawt second!!! ai hab gud thots fur yew gettin teh non hispanic job
Dis funneh, mai huzbin iz hot tar roofer. He bin doing dis for almost 30 years.
Dis fing wit meh wuld nawt be such a problem, but he haz bin laid off for 3 munths. An he is union roofer. He duz hot tar, dat new ply-stuff, skools, shingles, tile roofs…der is jes no wurk her in so.cal lately. Iz tuff. Ai mus admits, ai always prays for da rains to kum. Sumtimez dat meens wurk wen he is laid off, but nawt enuff rains rite now. Ub corse, ai tri tu fink nice thots, but a few leeks, well, dat’s not bad to wishes for, aifinks.
yesh, ai saw dat on yer profyle an thot yew wud fink it wuz funnee
wen ai went tew werk for boeing ai went as truck driver…… wen yew gets bored yew can luk at sum ob mai errleee lols wif piks ob mai dumptruk and me wif a trailer wut haz a 747 engine on it…….. mai hans wud alwais get swetty wen ai hauled dem………. costs lots ob munnies!!!!
ai will send mai washington rain down tew yew fur teh ruf leeks!!!
Mai middle dotter iz 24, an dey wuz gon tu taks mai grandson away frum her. She is long storee…nawt goes intu here. Ai had to go to Gresham, oregon frum sandiego, to stay wif grandson in home, so her cud gets sum helps, and for for de poor baby to hab famlee to nawt go to foster home. Ai wuz der for almost three munths. Ai nawt soree dat I did it, dey are bak on trak, but nau iz hard to findz job becuz of wat ai had tu do.
ah canz halp yewz wid yewz compooterz, eef yewz wantz…
’scuse me DK, an wen iz yew gonna be “bloo”??? sew we can frend yew?
ah wud be bloo….but ai doezn’t kno hao tu get eet bloo….hao duz ai doo dat??
go up tew teh top ob dis fred………. ai has a link to a lol dat ai maded frum a print screen showin how teh wordpress profyle looks like……
yew puts yer url on teh website field on the wordpress profyle
oh hai. i haz deh helperz at
http://www.cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/
dat splaining awl bowt beeing bloo and habbing deh avatarz and lotsa stuffz.
teh cween is berry thoro!!!
Yu da bestist cween ebber, ai promis tu du mai homwurks to get on bord before ai haz playtim on lolcats…ai nawt noe wer da time goez…iz so fun to play, dat sudenlee, mai hole day iz gon….
ai haz no wurrez nao…i gotz meh a bloo name…..
*celebrates*
onlee probleem iz, iz dat mah postz arr sew slow nao….
hao tu change dat plz?
WP is nomming them. Give it a couple hours U will be back to normal
If ennee uv us b ‘normal’ rownd heer.
oh DK, yew be teh fastest!! we needs teh fleep tew sillibrate yew bein bloooo!!
speekin ob fast…….how is te nooo lapitop, cweenie??? is it awl wunnerful?
it b humming along so nicelee.
It giving mii deh big happee smilol.
I hazzing it 2 hole daze and it hazn’t crashinged wunst!! wut kud b bedder??
yay!!! hooo sez munnies cant buy happitayls!!!
wut beez yur neu lappyytop runnin?
(as in, what operating system does it run?)
ah…ai knowz teh problem wif mah posts….I gotta remoove teh
http:// frum teh rest ov teh URL…
scuze me fur ansrin fur teh cween, seh will be hyer inna minit
we bof haz teh vista……… hard tew get a laptop wifout it rite now…….ai gets teh discount frum dell and dats awl ai cud get
it b an hp wif deh windoze vista.
itz awl prittee adn shinee.
i like deh shinee.
Vista??
PLEH!!!
Do nawt want…..
Ai had twoo lappytpoz wif vista….teh nawt secund one, teh keyboard stopped….nd teh secund one, crashed multipul tiems…and wul nawt respond tu teh resQ disk…..
Sew, mah secund lappytop nao runs Ubuntu, nd ai culd nawt be happier…..
Dat, and Ubuntu didn’t cost meh a cent…
Doan let LCB see the shiney new puter!
yoo musta had yer lapitop bilt bai sumwun??
ai heerd lotsa bad pleh bout vista but ai haznot had teh prollolm (yets)
teh nawt secund one wuz maed by Sony, nd teh secund one wuz maed by Toshiba….
Ah-greed. ^-^ Vista ish nawt tew bad…
Onleh bad part be dat wen you has a viddio game dat has two diskies, da sekuritee ob Vista can make da installlayshun go *Thbbt!*
Eet nawt tew bad obberwise!
teh securitee in instalayshuyns ish nawt dat bad….
tis teh securitees period…espeshiallee frum teh internetz…
*yawn*
weel…..ah shuld bee a-goin tu bed tu has a loong sleepz….
g’nite
teh e z wai ai foun waz to go to mah profile, copi da url, cum bak here to add commint, and paest mah url intew da bawx dat sez URI, an den post. Dat was hao ai turnded mah naem bloo.
I tryze it…
It werked! I iz bleu agenn! Fanks, BDM, I haz bin stuk four a wile in non-bleuness!
YAY! Ai haz a happi tew halp u!
Ai haz a stranj wen ai clicks ur blooness, takes me to a werdpress login, nawt your ICHC profiel…
wen u gets too teh werdpres login lok at top cornerz. Clickeie on teh “ruledbyfantima’s blog” and tere u go!
PS Teh blog is sorta weered.
oh yesh yew doooo wut yew has tew dooo!! yew is gud mama!!! mai sis wuz a so so mama bak in teh 70’s…….. her sun libbed wif himz gramma an turned into such a nice yung man…….. yung?? himz born in 72…….nawt so yung!!!
Hau duz da timez go by so fasts? Sumtimez ai finks about fings, and den ai reelize dat wat ai wuz finkin bout wuz decades ago. Can dis be troo? Ai nawt tu feelz dat old…dis da gud fing bout beeing hapee spirits, wif da lubs in ar harts…. aifinkso. Ai is bodderd nau dat ai am bak, tu hab hard timez finding job nau, but iz beddr to hab dis tiny wuree, den tu hab big hebby weight frum nawt doing rite fing for mai grandson and dotter. Ai culd nawt lib wif maiself to choos job obber child.
dat time duz goes by teh fast!!! ai luks at owld pikshurs ob mom n pop n granparents an dem iz awl gone…….. oh noes!! ai iz climin up tew teh top ob teh ladder!!!
Gresham jus bee round teh bend frum me! sawries to butt into ur conbersashun, but teh town men shun cot mai I. u did teh write thing helpen owt ur dotter. nobodie eber sai ai wish ai had nawt helped sum wan. familee weigh moar important tahn teh pleh werk aifinkso. i hoep u fine job soon tho. iz eaziyr 2 hab monee coming in than nawt.
yooo jus tawk wif ush innytim yew wants BG!!! ai iz awlways happitayle tew see yew!!!
{{big-gladys}} wuz pretty der, ai must seh. I wishes ai had ben der wif fings tu nawt be so hard on mai mom/grandma hart. Ai glad ai did it, i nebber will be soree for dat.
wen yew cums bak up dish wai we can haz a cheezmeet!!! ai wud cum down frum skeattle area…..fur shur!
Datz mai jamamamammamamama kitty…. lukkin fur a cheezmeet wareeber she kin finding wun…..oh, dots……… ,,,,,, (furry dots) !!!!! (egg sited dots)
dats meeee….. jus a parteee aminol!!
oh, yes, i noez how u party!!
Party cween, if yu noes wut ai meen…**smiles** cuz nawt can put smilee faces on comments.
yesh, yesh yew can
yew puts teh colon : den rite lol den nudder colon
: lol : (wif no spayces)
deh plain smilee b : ) wifout deh space btween deh : and deh ) it gibbing u deh
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Deh smilieez b in mai helperz tu!
http://www.cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/
(dat b y i cawling it helperz)
{{{kerrykatz4}}} and {{{jammakitty}}}
ai gotz to run b4 mai laptop battery diez. iz gibbing me teh messaj write nao.
nite u awl
nite BG (plug in nex time….
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{{{BG}}} talkz tu meh ennytimz, mai fren.
jus fur grins KK4, dish me n airplane motor back in 1988
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1343545
Rock on…{{{jamamakitty}} Cool picture..did yu wurk at lockheed? Ai used to lib in Lancaster, Ca. Wer ai wurked da stealth bombers wud do tuch and goes dat ai culd see frum mai window. All call alarms wud go off, was so cool, ai wud leeb mai desk to watch dem land. Aifinks dat da coolest pic.
Um, call car alarms…
All Car Alarms
teh Boeing company………maker ob teh 747 an many udders…….been der 21.5 yeeeers
Cool deels. Ai finks in Lancaster wuz Grummend…Lockheed, sum udder place dat moob to LA areas. Also dat big spy plane wif the giant wings wud fly obber us. U– somefing. Can’t member udder plase, but der waz big one der tu.
Close to Edwards AFB. Mai dad moved to NV, but he always wuz xperimental aircraft guy, wud build planes in garage, no one wud fly wif him but meh, ai lub to fly. We wud go out in plane, den he wud fwow roll of TP out window, and see how menee timz he could cut tp wif prop before we gits too close to grownd. Was much fun for meh.
Aifinks wuz Northrup der tu.
aifinks northrup n grummond had teh merger
lots ob mergers ober teh yeeers
yew n yer dad musta maded yer mom crazzzeeeee!!! duz yew still haz dems??
Ai member wen dey med da spaceshuttle Challenger, and dey had to tak down all da power lines so dey cud move it tu Edwards. Dey renamed da street from
10th st. West to Challenger Way.
oh yesh, must hab been ‘xcitin……
ai wuz at teh launch pad in kennedy space center
mai cussin werked der sew we gots tew go up on the pad
oooooooooh skeeery, can see rite froo teh grates!!!!
Ai still haz bof mom and dad. Dey not married no mor, but still dey get along. I member tu dat mai Dad wud tak meh out to ride on harley, and wuld hab me in da bak, den he wuld tap mai leg, and points to da speedometer, sumtimez wud be 120 mph!! Ub corse, was in desert, on da long strate rodes…waz much fun, and nebber to tell Mom ub ar adbentoors!! He wuld use to laff an say dat he cud pik da bugs frum mai teef, cuz ai haz so much fun and much smiles. Nice, but mebbe strange tu sum, memorees.
{{{{{kk4}}}}} grate memries!!!! ai iz signin orf now…. will see yew tewmorrows prolly!!!
{{{jamamakitty}}} gud sleeps tu yu, ai haz tu do da same…**gibs nice snuggle blankee to jk** ni nite tu yu.
Oh, maek it EZ on urself. WordPress is way too hard, aifinkso. Next comment u maek, just put ur profile address in the comment box where it says URI and u will be bloo! Ai copied it from ur profile for u:
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-kerrykatz4
but u hav tew put teh h-t-t-p-:// in frunt of it. I dun dew it because it takes too long to load teh link in teh comments.
All u other lurkers an non-blu frends can do teh saem.
but nawt iffn yew wants teh abatar also……….. abatar and URL must boff be on teh wordpress profyle at sayme time fur dat….
but wutebber makes yew smilol!!!
Oh, yeah, dat troo. But ai liek my lil quilt thingy and dun liek to bother logging into teh wierdpress. maybe I tri it sumday, but ai iz lazee now and find this iz teh EZ way to be blu.
“Strange, how familiar [it] seems”
“sudenlee, ai had spendz meneh mor hours on lol den ai intends tu! Den huzzbin haz frenz dat kumz ober…much cofees, luncheez, wares mai socks be at stuff…ai promis tu du it tonite or tomorrow fore ai haz mai playtimz on here. Ai haz hard time to nawt play an tu du mai wurks. It nawt luks hard tu due. Ai will do it tonite or tomorrow, befor ai haz playtimz on lol. Ai wantz tu hab bloo name, ai must do mai wurks for ai duz mai playtim on here.”
Wifout husbin, souns liek heer.
deja mew??
Wifout huzbin, der so much timz for da fun….Iz funneh, ai vaglee member weh bak wen, dat ai fot tu nebber be able to habs fun til ai wuz mareed….
**sighs, get’s up tu find sock, milk, da t-shirt dat not on top of stack in drawer, da toolz he leebs in da bedrum**
Oh, hai, wat wuz ai doing?
{{HVGa}} Wut a long, stranj trip itz bin.
jamama ponders…………. wifout huzbin kinda lonleeee sumtimes
but is otay!! beddar dan teh bad huzbin……
why you be loneleez?
oh yay!!! CCR54 finely shows up!!! ai will see yew tomorrow!!!!
oyay!! yew showed up!! ai will see yew tomorrow!!!
Ohai Calicorose54! Dis iz a frend frum teh profile pages. Glad u cud join us tonite! We will introduce u to teh many cheezfrens here. Ai iz sew sry ai hav to say nite nite to evry one, just when yu finally get to join us, here. Everrybody, plz come an meet CCR54!
Oh hai, CCR54!! Ai welcoms yu to dis bery nice nd fun cheezfrenz place! Iz da bestest place ebber for fun and da nice peepels yu will ebber meet!!!
{{{CCR54}}} dis meens big hugs wen yur name or initials be like dat.
speeking frum spear ee entz, u b rite…. deh bad huzzbin b deh super PLEH!!! iz bedder tu hab nun dan tu haz deh bad wun. I haz deh gud huzbin….. speeking uv witch, him sez “U kummin tu bed tunite?”
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Gnite peepz!! Schmooz tu yooz.
jamama sneeks in an pulls teh blankee up fur teh cweenie n teh supt!!! nite!!
Schmoozie to cweenmj, haz gud sleeptimes, sweetee dreemz tu yu frum kk4!
Ai had bery bad huzbin..for 13 years. It tuk meh 5 yeers tu noe dis one before I marrys him. Once bitten twice shie.
Dis huzbin crazee cat man. He helps tu tak car ub all feral kittehs, possims, skunks, he haz gud hart. Ai hab to seh, doh, da skunks is cute, but nau haus iz full ub skunkee smell cuz der mus hab been skirmish outsides jes nau. PLEH
oh noes!!! oh nose!!!
we jus lubs teh menz who likes teh kittehs n awl!!! speshul softees!!!
Iz sooo nice. I tellz him bout mai ex hoo fwows mai kitteh so hard on da wall.
We bof cried bout it. Wen ebbryfing iz sed an dun, ai nawt to mind to find da sox, da tools, etc….iz gud fing dat we are togedder. We haz 6 kittehs dat haz gud home, gud noms, warm sleep places. Iz awl gud nau in mai hart. Ok, mebbe ai nawt like da skunks dat he feeds, but, awl kums out in da wash, aifinks.
ooooh yer ex hubjerk makes me sew mad………..how cud dew dat tew a poor liddle ‘fencless kitteh!!! now ai haz a sad……… but will put dat vishuel out ob mai hed!!!
is not jus yer huzbin who cant find stuffs…….ai am alwais lukkin fur stuffs!!! ai moved a year ago an still sees teh stuffs in teh old house in mai mind
Hiya Jamamakitty- my momma iz tryin to finally getz on to be introduceed
(calicorose). I iz tryin to show hur da way. Are youin dere?
it tuk awyle fur boff ob yew to show up cus nooo too commintin…… ai told her ai will luk fur her tomorrow……… fanks!!!
oh, the huge manatee !!!
itz GP’s nite mare, rite there awn the screen.
an in teh mowrning he will come to his pyooter
and type “… ichc.com” tew see wut lolz he missed last night
and then
and then
we will hears the weeeet weeeet weeeet all teh way on this side of the oshun.
donut be scared, GP.
is only a movie
is only a movie
is only a movie ….
kitteh izza GP fangurl/staulker?
…
*snert*
Whai is my Romany kitteh up dere!
Didz u uploaded u Romany kitteh’s pixur? Ef sew, sum1 finked dat ur kitteh maek gud lolcat, an maid da tawp spawt! An wii paiz awmaje tew ur kitteh!
SOME1 MAKE LOLCAT DAT SAYS I CAN CHANGE NOW PLZ WIF ODAMMA POSTERZ
Plz tu nawt yell (caps lock). It iz giving meh teh hedacke.
Kthxbai
awlsew nawt tew breeng uup politikz heer
kthnxbai
Jamama r u dere?
At leest dere shuudn’t bee nee reesun foar teh CCC….
Pinny Gigs!! YAY!
Did you catch the LOL Cats reference on Big Bang Theory tonight? Totally awesome!
Deifinately gots teh BUTT WIGGLE OF DETH goin on there.
I poligizes if teh BUTT WIGGLE OF DETH or BWOD has been meshioned awlreddy. BUTT I aint redin 250+ commnetz just fore bedtiyme
la la la la, nothin 2 see heer. pai no attenhun 2 de kitteh behin de baux.
Aaaaaaargh! Mai powsts aer inbizibul! Dey’re beeing eeten by teh gyunt powst-nomming kitteh ob Ank Morpok!
jd, de Ank Morpork nomming kitteh iz nawt 2 blaim. Wen de commintin goez ober 200 den u hav 2 bee clikkin de “show all” at de tawp to see de commints awl togedder de wai dey shud bee.
Kitteh Iz Gangsta
-pink panther music-
or do dey?… *dramatic moosic*
Ohai Hashim! Hao u being? Gud ai hoep.
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Yesh, GPs mai being redi 4 kitteh anteekz, aifinkso.
Ohai Karen!! iz fine, fanks fur askin!!
HAHAHA! real LOL cat
itteh kitteh is gheyness yes full of
This may sound silly, but that cat looks like just my cat….and I’ve never seen a cat like my cat….maybe it’s his long lost sister from Florida?
iz nawt sillee at awl, iz bery beeyewtiful kitteh, lovlee cullers & markingz. iffen ur kitteh luks lyke dis wun u r bery luckee 2 hav such a prittee kittee!
OMGWTFKFCBBQ!1!
are those…..TRIBBLES?!
Why don’t you get back with the invisible stuff. That is the funny. The cute comments get old fast.
Invisible Bike it the best ever. But don’t you guys get that the Cheezburger photo is about an invisible cheese burger. DUH!
*agrees*dey suspects nuffing at all.
EEKclairz. Ai haz tehm.
)))))))
Rlly hoep Guinness Piggeh nawt bees neerbye:
hims wil haz a hart attak seeyng tihs foto:
guinea pigs! I miss mine
But seeing pictures of pigs makes me happy! So yea!
teh kewtest! *hugz kitteh*
Knowing the average intelligence of a guinea pig, no, I believe they really do suspect nothing. Ever. At all.
Aifinkso tu, der wuz 2 big compnees der, den one left an onlee lockheed wuz der after dat. Nau dat ai luk bak, must hab been mebbe in late 70’s, earlee 80’s? Seemz lik nawt so long ago, but…aifink wuz so long ago.
I didnt mean to appear rude!! so sorry. Just learnng to use this thing
myself and trying to teach my mom by giving
direction over the webs.