Child star kitteh
Child star kitteh relives glory dayz
dis child star kitteh nawt doin sew well.
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ai wer faymus!
Congrats 2 u nawt sekund in teh ty! lets go 2 teh ty booteek!
taht sownds liek fun!
Plz – will yu bowf sine my awto graffiti book? I’b neber met an exsta befoar.
Conga Ratz Anni and JK2k.
Haz a martooni oar a hawt tee wif lemmings.
Teh ratz will dans dans teh can can.
Happy Birfday to teh US Marine corps
Teh Marine choir will sera..serana.. sing tu U.
West Rr, Yay! u menshoined da annibursary of wun ov our protekturs
. I remebur nao dat it was in da late fall. It wuz chilly in NC. esp n an evening dress! ah fink it was awn da 200th anivusiry dat ah wuz honured tew atend da birfday bawl.
da gintalmin did nawt become mi husband but ahm shore its awl fur da best …
Vetrens day is 2marow. hey! dew ya’ll mind if we taek a moment to remembur da soldjir? Awl da men an wemon awl over da werld dat steps up and pudtz der lyfe awn da lyne fur wut dey belive is rite. der wood b no nations an ( most importanly
) no nice sawft life fur imagination princesses.
mi gratefulness, let mi sho u it…
Dat b deh lubblee thotz princessmu. I, tu, preesheatez deh soedjerz who keepingz us awl safe.
hear, hear. i sekkind dat emotion.
Yesh, me too, also. 100% !!!
Mai dad wuz a Marine adn ai rememburs mai mom adn dad dressing up for teh birfday bawl. Sums udder Marine peepz hads a dotter borned on teh Marine Corps birfday adn tey named her “Maureen Cora.” Iz troo! Mai mamma tolds me so.
Komintz on LOLphoto:
Splort.
*MEM-riiz!*
Haz gon off naow iz growed up
conga cats u layshun on deh ty!
… befoar beein shipped off to rehab.
Wen mai faec wuz freshee nd mai mindz wuz cleer.
=^..^= oooo, KK4- I interrupt dis fred to tell yoo da big news-
remember i towl yoo I b needin a cat trap? fer to get our preggers, nawt-feral
feral kitty to the vet? cuz da vet wont see her unless she is inna trap?
WELL !
I done e-mailed our local animal control peeps? ( at 1am sun morn !)
an guess what ? dey ansered my e-mail 2day !
dey say dey LOAN us a trap!
fur a week !
fur FREE !
ai sew xcited !
thank yoo, an awl da udders which sended me suggestions n tryd 2 help !
DA CHEEZYPEEPS RULE !
{{{{{sparkysmom}}}}} Dis gud noows. Ai so hapee to here dat. I wuz wonnring bout wut happins wit dat. Nice, nice, nice. Pleez to tell wen bebbehs be bornd. Ai iz such a softee for bebbeh kittehs, ai lub der little pointy tales and archy baks wen dey playz. Little faces…mai huzbins nawt lets me ebber to go to pet stors or visit peepls wid bebbeh kittehs. Ai wud hab to brings one home, den ai wud hab wai tu menee kittehs. Yu gon lub to hav de bebbehs der. SPLORT SPLORT HALP!!! SUM WON…HALP MEH!!!!!!!
{{sparkysmom}}
Dat b grate gnuz, SPARKEYSMOM!!! I hopez deh preggerz kitteh presheatez awl u duez fur hur.
{{sparkysmom}} Ai ended up keeping one ub da bebbehs frum stray Mommycat, I kept her tu. She had four bebbeh, one didn’t mek it, wuz sad. Two peeples at mai wurk gabe two da bebbehs gud homes. I cud nawt part wif little black kitteh bebbeh. I nawt spose to hab him, so ai name him Secret. I lubbed him so much, culd nawt let him go. Oh, dis mai week spot, fur shur.
Littel bebbeh kittehs, I jes lub dem. Der nuffin cuter in da hole wide wurld, aifinkso. Pleez tu tell me bout da bebbehs wen dey kumz. Da mamma hab dem sooner den we fink.
Dis grate! Ai has a happi fur ew and da momma. Iz hard tu has kittenz out teh side aifinkso. Ew r very speshul tu halp her stays saf wen she nawt can protec hersef an halp if her has prublums. {{{sparkymom}}}
{{{sparkysmom}}} Duz mamma kitteh hab name yet? Wat culler is her floofy fur? Ai bin finkin bout you guys. Iz much gud karma and soothing to soul to help da homeless kittehs.
U can has innervenshun,
An den be awn celburitee rehabz awn teh vh1!
An den u kleens up, gitz it togever,
an has awsum combak!
YAAAAYYYY!!!
Pleez tu hab sillebritee rehab on vh1..wen ai iz don wif mai charm skool, aifinkso.
Dey’re heeeeerrrrrrreee!
callz my agent! naow!
Ai iz weady 4 mai klothes-upp nao, Mr. Deemil?
**grimices to camera in skaree weh**
o, dat’s hilaweeous, kerrykatz4! jus gotted vizshual ub gwimicing
kitteh, impeereously desendeeng gran starewel!
cudda been a contender!!!
hay!!! we hazza ty!!! kewl!!!
I finkso u shud going tu deh ty booteek. I here dey b habing deh gnu stawk uv kitteh kumfurrtorz. Just wut u needing fur deh kuming winter.
Ai fink Ai nead a kitteh kumfurrtor naow- it fealz liek winter got heer awlreddee!
hey!!! ai kan haz kitteh kumfurtur? ai will taek wun. an teh kitteh lamp an teh kitteh kurtinz an teh kitteh rug an teh kitteh pichurs an teh hole kitteh dekoratiff collecshun!! an can ai haz mai rume paynid wif teh kitteh paint? u skritch it an it smell liek cheezburger….an it maek liddle kittehs awn ur wall…
Ai guess u liek kittehz. Am Ai rite, huh?
I finkso, wii awl likez deh kittehz.
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Skratch and sniff cheezburger paint, wut a grate idea!!
yesh ai duz liek kittehs. they are mush kwieter than goggies an IMHO moar fun.
an ai m glad yu liek mai scritch n sniff kitteh cheezburger paint……dotdotdot
deh kitteh paint iz rite next 2 deh polka-dot paint. Yr well cum.
helloooo, hansum feller!!! duz ai no u?
Danneh Bona-doochie kitteh is lookin fur new faem.
He nommed de partrigees, kittehs canno hep wut dey do.
Corngrads ululashuns to Marines!
Byootiful kitteh, u still stahr 2 somewun!
awwz, dat is preshus! Darn good picshur! purrzgrats!
Kitteh saiz, “Shirley Temple my hero! Now I wants to be reprsentative to da UN”! But I doan have da dimpools. Sry.
A kitteh wif dimplols? Dat would maek the CCC verreee verrreee busy. aifinkso
aifinkso 2! glad kitehs doan hab teh dimpools -no rume on CCC fur dat menee CHRGs!
Purrhapps Purrack Omamma will a point yew !!
Pleez to pas curlee iron tu meh. Ringlets nawt lik dey use tu beh.
Unlike child star hoomins, child star kitteh remains cute his whole life!
*nodz* yup, yup. tru dat.
*nodz at Cween*
tru yer tru.
Advenchurr Kitteh
luukz bakkz 2 wen himz wuz kewt
Advenchurr Behbee
Dis eppisoad cawlld:
“T3h Jyunnt Klyme”. Wenz Liddill
Behbee kawkurrz ‘Chayr’!
Runz, runz, runz, leeeeep. Pownss!
Advenchurr Behbee landz andz
skooreez upwardz
Advenchurr Behbee
danssez rowndz awll Happeetayl
4 nexxt advenchurr
Jack.
Hai Jack! Apter awl dis tyme reedin ur Hai Koo, Ai still lubs dem & luks fur dem in teh commins ai reed! Leg rubs frum Manfred, Ayla & Michio Lahtsatows!
OHai, ManfredMom!
I haz Chinz Rubbinz
4 Manfred, Ayla andz noo
Michee~O Lawtzatoez
I gess Michee~O
iz ‘Pawleedakkyill Kitteh’.
Duz himz haz ekkstra
toez awn himz fruntz paws
oarz humz hynd paws? Eevurr way,
himz spesshull Kitteh
Jack.
OOOO teh kittehs LUBS der chin rubbinz, Jack!
Michio haz 25 towz – 7 on eech frunt paw, 6 on won bask paw n 5 on teh udder bask paw! Wen himz scritchzz meh, aiz gits AWL bludee caws awl himz tows gots rayzer sharp daggerz ob deth!! N himz iz speshul in LAHTSa ways! Hims LUBS to gibs meh SMOOCHEES!
holey moley!!! dat b a lotta towz!!!
I luvs dis sho
Ahhhh Dose were teh dais……
Royaltee cheks.
I gits dem.
Shh! Dis is teh best part!
we can has popkorn n koke whul we watch?
But ov corse! N ais creem too.
Can be ais creem bon bons wif da choklit coatingz?
*drools* yup! da best onez r frum trader joez
Aifinkso tu. Can eetz dem qwietlee wen moobee iz awn. mmmmm bon bons frum da trader joez. Mebbe sum littel cheezcakes tu, jes for chanj ub pase.
*sharez his cheezburgerz too* nom nom nom
tis sho is awsum
Cheezburgerz is bestest noms…and bestest deesertz tu. Ai see dat yu orderz eggstra cheeze. nomnomnomnom…gud, aifinkso.
Don wury. U stil coot!
Ai haz kweshun for cheezfrenz. Sumteims ai tawks to peeple dat sez dey from
TTI. Wat dat bee? Jes cheking, cuz ai nawt noes. Iz allus gud to add tu da nolijez fur mai branz. Aifanks yu to cloo meh in. {{cheezfrenz}}
Teh Thunnercats Institushun? Iz juz guessin, sry
Juz bee kiddin, TTI iz TTI – TeenyTinyIngerland
**openz eyes wide** Wow…Ingerland!! No wunners dey be ups so late. Fankyu, I cud nawt figger aut wer dat be!
Aifanks yu, {{etl}} **stores nawlidge in branz**
ยฟยฟยฟ U storez nawlidj in braynez ???
ยกยก WOW !!!
ยกยก Wut a konsept !!
Dat’s 1 reesun y mah brayne asplodes…..dat, and teh direct consentrashun ov
kyootness….eet just maeks mah bray–
*SPLORT*
A lil halp plz?
*MM runs in wif CCC*
Aiz b gettin reddee fur nyt tyme loong napz, soes ai du kwik splortij cleenupz fur u!
*sweep, stuff, pat, puts CHRG n lotsa dukee tayp*
OOps – dat b liddul krukid, buts it holes, aifinkso.
*Throes choklit, n drinkee in sippee cup, n blankee @ DK*
Der! U b OK fur a wyl, aifinkso. Soree fur teh huree butz nappee tym iz muches importint. Aiz needz LAHTSA byutee sleeps!! Nite, nite!
tanks!!!
i blamez teh katnip
fr rooining mah cureer
looooook! remind you of anyone? (coughweazycoughcough) heeehee love, libby
Look, it’s Gary Colecat!