Your plastik forsfeeld is no
Your plastik forsfeeld is no match for my kitteh hairs!
gotz 2 git ur hair problum containd.
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Ai can put mai floof enniware
Nawt if I haff anyting ta say about it!
Ain’t that teh truf
Ohai carosue – lukks liek juss teh 2 uv us!
Hay! amma ai chopped liver!??
I hope nawt. Or teh kittehs will nom you!
Dat did teh trikk! BF473 haz joyned teh partee!
I wuz beginnin to wunder, too! I hafta leave pretty soon for a few minutes. Teh boi seems to fink he needs his breakfast!
I dids mai laundries de othr dai. I lef a sheet onna washer. No kittehs near. I comes bak inna few minutes an–floof! I wash it and dry it again. Floof again! I iz givven dat sheet to da charity shop, cause it iz a floof magnet. Maybe summwun buy it who haz no kittehs!
**goez to charity shop and buys sheet** Wat a nice sheet! Oh, NOES!! Ware all deze kittehs cum frum?
clothes dew nawt maik de man, bein manly enuff 2 ware kitteh floof awn de clothes maiks de man
Aint dat da troof!
Iz troo….mai huzbin awlweyz sez “no outfit iz compleet wifout teh kitteh hairz”!
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ai gess ai haz bean lazee lawng enuff, tyme 2 shower up & getz buzzy! Haz a gud dai cheezfrends!
Lukks liek Ai wull be awl alown – iz 3.15 in teh affernoon heer!
Aiz heer 4 a minnit…post-shower and pre-church. Howeber, mai typin seems 2 b inhibbted by de persistent prezens of de Peaches kitteh (Mistress of grey floofyness) in mai lap. Arrgghh!
cools
so funny 5 stars
Meetloaf Kitteh musst
habz hurz throan. Fresh, cleen Hewmin
cloathz wurkz kwyte nysslee
Dat iz wye Lawndree
Day iz iz nexxt bestest Day dat
iz nawt Caturday!
Kittehz arz Masturrz
ubz ellegent lukkzuree.
Hewmiz payz t3h toal
Lawndree Baskitt iz
Kitteh’z o~aysis. Wawrm stuff
awn fur feelz lubblee!
Jack.
Bery lubbly Jack, I preeshiate ur poo…..pee…pooeet…… ur wurds, u iz teh masser ob teh wurds, itinkso.
I has a lub for yew an yer rymbity werdz
Purr Annipuss will soon be alone again! Later todai I am goin to a country auction, so we haz to gets readi fer dat, too.
Ai ken keeps da annipuss kumpanee…
iz i invishabull? nawt seeeeen? I haz a sadz
naos ai seez u!
Mebee no annipuss heer to keeps kumpanee….
no mamacat nevvers, gutz grandbebbes comin, goez noaw. c u awl ladder
Bai naow Mama cat – Ai haz 2 go naow 2! Be bakk latur.
Mai kittehs lurve tew shed awn mai black werk pants. Lucky fur me, mai won boss has a kitteh tew, so she unnerstands, an teh main bosslaydee keeps teh lint rollers in her desk.
Duz ennywon akshully gets lint on dere clothes?
Y doan we calls dem wat dey r – kitteh hare rollers!
Duz I hab lint unner teh kitteh hares on mah clothes? Hao wud I kno?
Ennyway, I gots bettah fings to do wif mah tiem den wurries bout sum stoopy lint. Doan sweat teh lintee stuffs.
OH MAI CEELING CAT! Ai hab nawt seed yew in furevar! Hao aer yew?
Oh hai Marylad Belle!
I hab been busy wif teh ‘lecshun.
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Todai, Iz buzy trying to trap a kitteh. Kittenz waz borned in teh burned owt bldg next to teh campain office. One kitten waz reel nice and teh neighbor taked it.
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A cuple weeks ago, one waz trapped by teh neighbor, and instead ov it getting taken to teh pleh shelter, a campain wurker frum Warshingtons DC took him home. In 24 hours, he waz walking on her and nice. He waz healfy and was tutored before he went to DC last week.
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Dere waz tew moar kittens and I finally finded dem homes. I caught one last nite, but he hasn’t settled down yet. I tried all last night and caught 2 otter kittehs, but nawt teh Siamese dat iz hims fren.
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I hope dat teh Tabby I caught calms down, cuz hims noo hoomin slayve iz gonna gets him spayed or tutored on Monday. I leebs fur CA on Tuesday.
I hope dat Ceiling Cat halps teh Siamese into teh trap. Dis mite b hims last hope fur a gud life.
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Oh boi, Maryland Belle. I guess u mite b sowy dat u asked hao I waz.
ohai, Romeow, yu iz doing grate work wif teh kittehs.
Gud for yu. And so gud for teh kittehs nd thair new hooman serbants, too.
Fanks, blond in bloo.
Dey r doin lots ov contstrucshun / destrucshun in and round teh bldg ware dey lib, so I habs to gets dem owt todai – CC willing.
{{{{Romeow}}}} Gud luk awn your misshun ov mercee. Yoo ar nao an awlwaiz will be teh koolest kitteh EVER!!!!! An mai frend!
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Ai am sending awl teh gud thots ai can in your direkshun fur yoo an teh poor skeered kitteh!!
Fanks fur ur kind words and gud fots, Janet.
Teh little Tabby doan fink I r bery kool
{{{{{Janet}}}}}
Ai iz nawt sorrie. Inna parklot behind mai apartments, dere wuz a litter borned. I caught won ov teh kittehs, which mai fwiend ‘dopted, but wii cannawt get tew de ovvers, sew Ai noez hao it is.
Whair be yer campain office? Whi are yew still dere? Did dey maek yew kleen up?
Iz sad wen u kno u hab a bettah life fur teh kittehs, but dey won’t let u taek dem to it.
Teh campain office iz in Casa Grande, AZ. Eberyfing iz done, and noo peeps moobe in soon. I’m onwee dere fur teh kittehs. Iz 10 minutes frum mah howse, so iz eezy.
Gud job on getting one ov teh kittehs to a forevber hoam. Dey r nawt eezy to find.
Romeow, u is da AWESUM!
Teh foreber hoams r teh awsume wons.
I r juss teh middle kitteh.
Hip Hip Hooraze fur yu..{{Romeow}} Dis wai ai haz so manee kittehs, I lubs to heer da storees lik dis.
ohai romeow!!! sew gud 2 see u! pls donut say tihs “middle kitteh” job uv urs iz nawt impoartant. iz teh cruc… kroosh… MOAST impoartant part!!
u iz kitteh savyur, an full uv win an awesumness!!
I haz a kitteh hare rollr buht Ize liek to use it width everythin’. Liek use’n it on muh bed oar awl muh couchez!
Duz u use teh lint roller onna:
Archway
Baby Bassinette
Colorful Comfy Couch
D…
Deliteful Daintee Dark Doovaay!
Elefant furs
Fur of teh duck-billed platypus
Goose feathers
Hair of teh dog…
(Mai list is fings you can pick up wif teh lint roller.)
Xsept for teh hair of teh dog, which is a liquid, of corse, so you juss gotta drink it to get rid of it.
Ai’ll drink 2 dat!
afftr i has drinkd teh hayr uv teh dog then i doan caer if mai close is cuvverd in floof……
Doesh itz tayst dat gud?
Xacktlly
Kittehs nawt want hair of teh dog. Hooman sez, not so bad, akshuly.
Deeziner Jeans
Kumferter for bedz
Loafers
M….
Mai itteh bitteh kitteh comitteh alls liek to sleep on mai computer and mai pillow!
oh well, mai stuff fluffe, but dey so cute!
i volenteer work at the oregon humane society, partially because i need a ton of service hours for school, but i finished those a week ago and i still love going back.
Ai can’t waiit to see does kittehs!
Ohai kerrykatz4!
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*whispurrrrs to kkr* Teh lists ar sposed to be in alfamabetical order.
Hao currous! Awl ar commints ar ending up in teh rong plaices!
***luks at list*** Oh noes!! I goz frum D to K!! Aifinks mebbe ai wints frum jeans to K. Mebbe tu much catnip drinkees las nite!
mah cat’s catbohx is undr mah closet so mah clothes used 2 smell lahke cat pee but i movd dem.
Did movd clothz or catbohx?
NO NO plez don pak soot cass! Plez no leev kitteh!
Matching shirt and tie
New coat
Ottoman
Persian Rug
Q…
Hey, how dis git down heer? Pleh to dat.
Iz weerd, mebe interwebs went awl messt up…
Noe, iz juss Word Press…..
Quilt on ur bed
Raincoat that is now a fur coat
Silk underpantses
T…
Tents
Upper bunk bedz
Velvet soots
W. . .
An nebber mind what ai whisprrrrrred to yoo above! Ai see yoo ar fullee clooed in!
Iz okay, I seen wut ai did, wuz confoosin self wif desiner jeens, went frum J for jeens sted uf da D ai used. How dat happin? **snickers at self**
WAIT
i wuz ‘plying to dis, but it went wayyyy up dere!
I brot mah passport
Redy to go on plaen
I gets u reddy
for yr flite to O’Hair
*hed desk* Klonk!!! Oww!
dont wurry me ware my black happy bunny shirt 2 school all the time and my friends are always lik dude there’s fuzz allll over ur back and me says i know my cat sleepz in my clozet lol
I kno, my bunnehs sleep in mai iurning baksit all deh tymbes, un mai metikuluslee iruned black werk soots get so fuffy an whyt frum teh bunney hairz. I jus tink I’z takin a part uv dem wif meh to werk.
Whin Nashunul Jeografick sed only cokrowchis wud survibe newcleer fallowt, dey waz rong. Dey hab obviusleh neber had a cat hairz.
I think you guys are missing the point…
I wuns had dis cote thit allwaez gawt kitteh floof awl ovar it, sew I had to got duk tape and coverz my cote in it wen I waznt wereing it.