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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
An Ai smell bedder 2
At leest Ai doan’t ware mai lidderbocks
LULZ!!!!
and…..ick.
No contest!! Kitteh iz WAY cyooter~
OMG Congaratulatonz on nawt seccund comment!!!
Thx, Kevz!
An mush mush smartur!
Intellijunce tests shoe da folloeing:
Bay Bee Intellijunce: 1
Goggie Intellijunce: 1.5
Hoomin Intellijunce: 5
Kitteh Intellijunce: 1,000,000,000,000 plus elebenty bonus foar being cute adn intellijunt.
An ai doan’t skreem all nyte lawng!
=^..^=
Ai ownlee maek a fuss wen Ai want 2 cum in oar goe owt oar want fuds…..
…but ai is much kyooter when ai asks fer somefingz!
=^..^=
Oar wen I jus’ wants tu, oar wen I wanna syng, oar wen teh dum hoomin hydes teh catnip treets, oar it’s tu warm, oar it’s tu cold, oar der’s a bay bee in teh ruum.
an i can stand on mah hind legz!
=^..^=
An ai can climbz more hai.
Pick me !
I wuz her first ! teh chiwld took maj spawt ! pick meh or I kik him out !
+ Teh kiwd looks likez he haws drags ! he iz stooooonnneeed!
Gud bebbehs gon bad.
I iz floofier 2!
an… an… ai haz pointee endz!
Dis furless fing can’t eben feeds himseff.
Ai won’t nebber needs no stupped cloving…ai is already da best-dressed won heer!
=^..^=
Ai also iz self kleening, not needs bafs. NAWT WANTS bafs.
Dat bring up ‘nudder point - him’z not flexuh…flicksabb…bendy enuff to kleen hisseff!
=^..^=
An noe haz scratchee tung for da kleenings. Wai deh hoomins bringz sumfing so yoosless into mai haus? Diz confyoo–cinfoos–dis gibs me a wunder, aifinkso.
*sigh*…hoomins is just nawt unnerstannable. Onlee hope is if kittehs can trayne dis…fing to be proppur kitteh survunt when it getz biggur…but it doan’t look too smartz…
=^..^=
Ai hopes dey sendz tu skool to lurns kitteh survunt skillz tu. Ai wud teech him maiseff, but wud cut in tu mai nap timez in da sun window.
An he leebs barfs on shoulder, not noes barfs beelong on da flurs.
or inda shoos
Or on da bedz blankee.
He be one trick poneh. Yes, aifinkso.
Dat’s rite…he noe is a “barf-tiste” liek ai iz! Just ham-atoor…
=^..^=
Iz troo. Der iz art to mai barf placees. Dis be un mai manee skillz, skillz bebbeh will nebber master.
or on da goggie.
Or in goggie fuds bowl az clebber trik.
I iz cuter and my erz iz pointier ……oh no may day iz not.
I get the whole lolspeak thing, but seriously, do you need to “speak” like that in the comments? It’s quite lame.
And that is one ugly baby.
Yur wurdz, ai nawt unnerstans dem.
Sorry you find it offensive, English?. To most of us it is part of the charm of this site - we don’t have to use lolspeak, but most of us choose to because it is fun.
{{annipuss}} Aifinks English? nawt noes how to hab funs. Iz a sad dat dey nawt noes how charmings weh are. Aifinsko, yes. Dey miss out on much funs.
Aifinks yur snide remarks tu bee uglier dan bebbeh. Wy tu be so meens tu da nicest peepels dat I lubs so much? Iz mek me sad.
Aaw. duzn’t b sad, kerrykatz4. Dis just a troll passing frew Cheezland. I will gibing him a hug and sending him on hiz way. Trollz hate tu b lubbed. It makingz dem leev rite away, i think.
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{{{English?}}} Now run along. Kum bak wen u feel like playing nice.
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There, he won’t b bak fur a wyle.
Fangz yew, Fanx u, cween mj! U halps maeks cheezlan saef plac fur happeez
A cweenz job iz never dun. *sigh*
**sniffs and wipz way da teers** Yu ar bestest cween ebber to purrtek ar tender feelins nd fur to scare way da ebil trollz wut cums round sumtims.
{{{{{kk4}}}}}}}
Sry ai wuznt heer tu hepl suner, mai cween. Iz berry troo liddul orinj kitteh wil stai da cyute lawngur dan da hyumin nd can has menny moar talintz. Ai wundur wy da hyuminz awlwaiz finkz dey has tu hab da bebehz> Minnee tiemz just hapunz, ai noze but sum rely goze owt ub dere wai . Iz nawt nessa sarah lee a gud fing. we can has tu menny naow.
Ai du it tu. {{{{{{{{{{{{English?}}}}}}}}}} heer iz biggist hugs ebber.
Fanks yu, cweenmj, ai feelz bedder nau, yesh, Aifinkso… I thot trollz onlee be unner da bridjis. I hapee to gib him biggist hugs ebber ebber. Diz meks meh tu beh hapees nau.
Dat wuz egg salad!! Deh trollz can b thinking wutever dey like bowt us, but wii noez dat wii b gud peepz just having deh funz. Nuffin bedder dan dat in mai buk. I glad u feline bedder now, kerrykatz4. No reezin tu feel pleh cuz uv wut sumwun else b sayin. ♥♥
{{{mai cween}}} **snickers to self** trollz not pleh nice, aifinkso.
hay kerrykatz4! iffen u clik awn de cween’s bloo naim u cahn goe 2 her awesum site wif ICHC helpies. den u cahn maik ur naim bloo sew peeps cahn bee axin u 2 bee frends & lots uv udder info dat is ful uv awesum & win! If u wan 2, dat is, ai soundin kinda bossy dere fer a minit.
Oh hai, bf473! I had wunder wai mai name not duz dat, an wai no frenz tu. Mai neese be on der fur mai frend, but her noes mor bout deez tings den ai do. I gotted on cheezmap, I will tri dis tu. Aifanksyu so much for da helps for dat. I haz a hapee for dat!!
Oh hai, deh paige b
http://www.cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/
dat haz awl deh blooness helperz and uzzer gud thingz. Enjoy!
{{{cweenmj}}}
{{{bf473}}}
Aifanksyu bery much. Ai tryd to chanj abitar to beh mai BC Secret, and not wurks for meh!! Iz nise tu no dese fings. Ai tryz tu du later wen huzbin gitz noms. Wai he not to catch hiz own noms? He not seez dat ai iz bizzy?
kerrykatz4, ai still be lol-ing abowt teh “warewoofs”! wen yew gets teh bloo naym, wii cud B frens 2? gud luk on yewr job innerviews!
ur bery welcum! iz awl splained bery nycely awn de cweens helpie site, ai cud nawt figger owt how 2 haz a abatar oar maik mai naim bloo til ai red her info. (tank u cweenmj, mmmuuuahhh!)
u cahn alzo clik awn hour bloo naims (fer moast peeps dis taiks u 2 dere cheezland profyle, sum peeps it links elzeware) & inbite uz 2 bee frends bye clikin awn de brown “add az a frend” buttun!
If ai meh bee so bold, mai cween, I hab sum ideeyas for us tu skare way da trollz wen yu hab rest timz.
Acitvate cuteness
Bring trollz mousies dat we normalee nawt sharez
Creem, or sugar, mr troll?
Dans, dans, dans for dem
Ebbryone, roll on da flur nd make bunneh hands
Floofy paws for tikels
G……
Gaggles ub gumy bers
Hylawitee an hering
Inkee skwid noodelz
Jamz frum awl ober da wurld
K…
Kapchur dem inna bubblol
Lite dem on fyre
Make dem laff
Nom on dere pinkeez
O…
Oberdoses uv ar cuteness
Purrs..purrs…purrs
Qwakee ducks in trolls river bai hiz bridj of ebil
Rest cute floofy heds in trollz laps
S….
Sing kumbayaa…all togedder nau
Tell trollz funee jokes
Umbrellas wit flowers on dem
Violin sonatas
W….
Wak um up side deh hed (sumtimez i can’t hep maisef)
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Xtree soft floofeenezzez tu distrakting dem
Yank dere chainz
Zero owt deyr crankee meterz.