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An Ai smell bedder 2
At leest Ai doan’t ware mai lidderbocks
LULZ!!!!
and…..ick.
No contest!! Kitteh iz WAY cyooter~
OMG Congaratulatonz on nawt seccund comment!!!
Thx, Kevz!
An mush mush smartur!
Intellijunce tests shoe da folloeing:
Bay Bee Intellijunce: 1
Goggie Intellijunce: 1.5
Hoomin Intellijunce: 5
Kitteh Intellijunce: 1,000,000,000,000 plus elebenty bonus foar being cute adn intellijunt.
An ai doan’t skreem all nyte lawng!
=^..^=
Ai ownlee maek a fuss wen Ai want 2 cum in oar goe owt oar want fuds…..
…but ai is much kyooter when ai asks fer somefingz!
=^..^=
Oar wen I jus’ wants tu, oar wen I wanna syng, oar wen teh dum hoomin hydes teh catnip treets, oar it’s tu warm, oar it’s tu cold, oar der’s a bay bee in teh ruum.
an i can stand on mah hind legz!
=^..^=
An ai can climbz more hai.
Pick me !
I wuz her first ! teh chiwld took maj spawt ! pick meh or I kik him out !
+ Teh kiwd looks likez he haws drags ! he iz stooooonnneeed!
Gud bebbehs gon bad.
I iz floofier 2!
an… an… ai haz pointee endz!
Dis furless fing can’t eben feeds himseff.
Ai won’t nebber needs no stupped cloving…ai is already da best-dressed won heer!
=^..^=
Ai also iz self kleening, not needs bafs. NAWT WANTS bafs.
Dat bring up ‘nudder point – him’z not flexuh…flicksabb…bendy enuff to kleen hisseff!
=^..^=
An noe haz scratchee tung for da kleenings. Wai deh hoomins bringz sumfing so yoosless into mai haus? Diz confyoo–cinfoos–dis gibs me a wunder, aifinkso.
*sigh*…hoomins is just nawt unnerstannable. Onlee hope is if kittehs can trayne dis…fing to be proppur kitteh survunt when it getz biggur…but it doan’t look too smartz…
=^..^=
Ai hopes dey sendz tu skool to lurns kitteh survunt skillz tu. Ai wud teech him maiseff, but wud cut in tu mai nap timez in da sun window.
An he leebs barfs on shoulder, not noes barfs beelong on da flurs.
or inda shoos
Or on da bedz blankee.
He be one trick poneh. Yes, aifinkso.
Dat’s rite…he noe is a “barf-tiste” liek ai iz! Just ham-atoor…
=^..^=
Iz troo. Der iz art to mai barf placees. Dis be un mai manee skillz, skillz bebbeh will nebber master.
or on da goggie.
Or in goggie fuds bowl az clebber trik.
I iz cuter and my erz iz pointier ……oh no may day iz not.
I get the whole lolspeak thing, but seriously, do you need to “speak” like that in the comments? It’s quite lame.
And that is one ugly baby.
Yur wurdz, ai nawt unnerstans dem.
Sorry you find it offensive, English?. To most of us it is part of the charm of this site – we don’t have to use lolspeak, but most of us choose to because it is fun.
{{annipuss}} Aifinks English? nawt noes how to hab funs. Iz a sad dat dey nawt noes how charmings weh are. Aifinsko, yes. Dey miss out on much funs.
Aifinks yur snide remarks tu bee uglier dan bebbeh. Wy tu be so meens tu da nicest peepels dat I lubs so much? Iz mek me sad.
Aaw. duzn’t b sad, kerrykatz4. Dis just a troll passing frew Cheezland. I will gibing him a hug and sending him on hiz way. Trollz hate tu b lubbed. It makingz dem leev rite away, i think.
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{{{English?}}} Now run along. Kum bak wen u feel like playing nice.
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There, he won’t b bak fur a wyle.
Fangz yew, Fanx u, cween mj! U halps maeks cheezlan saef plac fur happeez
A cweenz job iz never dun. *sigh*
**sniffs and wipz way da teers** Yu ar bestest cween ebber to purrtek ar tender feelins nd fur to scare way da ebil trollz wut cums round sumtims.
{{{{{kk4}}}}}}}
Sry ai wuznt heer tu hepl suner, mai cween. Iz berry troo liddul orinj kitteh wil stai da cyute lawngur dan da hyumin nd can has menny moar talintz. Ai wundur wy da hyuminz awlwaiz finkz dey has tu hab da bebehz> Minnee tiemz just hapunz, ai noze but sum rely goze owt ub dere wai . Iz nawt nessa sarah lee a gud fing. we can has tu menny naow.
Ai du it tu. {{{{{{{{{{{{English?}}}}}}}}}} heer iz biggist hugs ebber.
Fanks yu, cweenmj, ai feelz bedder nau, yesh, Aifinkso… I thot trollz onlee be unner da bridjis. I hapee to gib him biggist hugs ebber ebber. Diz meks meh tu beh hapees nau.
Dat wuz egg salad!! Deh trollz can b thinking wutever dey like bowt us, but wii noez dat wii b gud peepz just having deh funz. Nuffin bedder dan dat in mai buk. I glad u feline bedder now, kerrykatz4. No reezin tu feel pleh cuz uv wut sumwun else b sayin. ♥♥
{{{mai cween}}} **snickers to self** trollz not pleh nice, aifinkso.
hay kerrykatz4! iffen u clik awn de cween’s bloo naim u cahn goe 2 her awesum site wif ICHC helpies. den u cahn maik ur naim bloo sew peeps cahn bee axin u 2 bee frends & lots uv udder info dat is ful uv awesum & win! If u wan 2, dat is, ai soundin kinda bossy dere fer a minit.
Oh hai, bf473! I had wunder wai mai name not duz dat, an wai no frenz tu. Mai neese be on der fur mai frend, but her noes mor bout deez tings den ai do. I gotted on cheezmap, I will tri dis tu. Aifanksyu so much for da helps for dat. I haz a hapee for dat!!
Oh hai, deh paige b
http://www.cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/
dat haz awl deh blooness helperz and uzzer gud thingz. Enjoy!
{{{cweenmj}}}
{{{bf473}}}
Aifanksyu bery much. Ai tryd to chanj abitar to beh mai BC Secret, and not wurks for meh!! Iz nise tu no dese fings. Ai tryz tu du later wen huzbin gitz noms. Wai he not to catch hiz own noms? He not seez dat ai iz bizzy?
kerrykatz4, ai still be lol-ing abowt teh “warewoofs”! wen yew gets teh bloo naym, wii cud B frens 2? gud luk on yewr job innerviews!
ur bery welcum! iz awl splained bery nycely awn de cweens helpie site, ai cud nawt figger owt how 2 haz a abatar oar maik mai naim bloo til ai red her info. (tank u cweenmj, mmmuuuahhh!)
u cahn alzo clik awn hour bloo naims (fer moast peeps dis taiks u 2 dere cheezland profyle, sum peeps it links elzeware) & inbite uz 2 bee frends bye clikin awn de brown “add az a frend” buttun!
If ai meh bee so bold, mai cween, I hab sum ideeyas for us tu skare way da trollz wen yu hab rest timz.
Acitvate cuteness
Bring trollz mousies dat we normalee nawt sharez
Creem, or sugar, mr troll?
Dans, dans, dans for dem
Ebbryone, roll on da flur nd make bunneh hands
Floofy paws for tikels
G……
Gaggles ub gumy bers
Hylawitee an hering
Inkee skwid noodelz
Jamz frum awl ober da wurld
K…
Kapchur dem inna bubblol
Lite dem on fyre
Make dem laff
Nom on dere pinkeez
O…
Oberdoses uv ar cuteness
Purrs..purrs…purrs
Qwakee ducks in trolls river bai hiz bridj of ebil
Rest cute floofy heds in trollz laps
S….
Sing kumbayaa…all togedder nau
Tell trollz funee jokes
Umbrellas wit flowers on dem
Violin sonatas
W….
Wak um up side deh hed (sumtimez i can’t hep maisef)
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Xtree soft floofeenezzez tu distrakting dem
Yank dere chainz
Zero owt deyr crankee meterz.
Wub, wub, wub, awl we ned is wub..
Xtra snorgles, mr. troll?
Yipee skipee yello submarines for adbenshurs
Zippitee doo dah…da trollz is gon.
Mai compooter haz da slows, **wunners wut happinz** iz gud for mor ideas, aifinkso.
yesh, u b besht Cween an eggsellent roal moddle 2 awl, eben 2 ebil trowl hu
not unnerstan cheezlan. an yur carma, iz shynee brite, liek prittee-est ting
n da Ty Booteek. maebee u can haz kristil chymez wif kitteh-shayped
raynboaz an a choklit duquiri 2 drynk wile da lites dans arown u!
ps ai iz lubbing mai bavving kep wif flour dat u gwashusly gabe me 4 hed
sports wen ai joyned, tanks agen!
:blush: Aaw, shukkz. :blush:
Mai cween, meh ai offur tu yu snorgles wif mai bebbeh kitteh wif dots on tummeh and pinkee toe pads?
Snarkee troll……..snarkee troll
Smug troll………..smug troll……
WE LUUUUUBBBBB UUUUUUUUU!
Cubbers snarkee troll wif keeses an hugz!!!
Kindness. I killz u wif it!
{{Melissa}}
**tikels troll wit floofy paws**
You’re right…that is one ugly baby. It looks like my cousins’ kid.
btw: me kitteh speek iz no zo gud. Iz til wurk un id.
Stoopy bebbeh nawt noes how tu meks lazers eeder.
Plus, he drooolz.
*whispers*
donut tell anywunz, but ai finkso he mite be part goggie. and yew noes wut that wud lead to!
Warewoofs?
LOL! Bery, bery funny, kerrykatz4. Yew haz a gift!
{{{tabbehkitteh}}}
Egg sakt lee. Adn silber isunt cheep yu know. (Steak thru der hart mite wurk. Iffen yu gib me a steak adn a roast hart, I’ll let yu noe teh results.)
MMMMMM….steak and hart noms!!
Yur wepons, ai eated dem. **luks sadlee round** Pleez tu bring mor wepons, ai not eat dem dis tiem.
Iz otay. Ai wud hab eeted dem, tew.
Dey wuz habbin da gud smelz, ai not ebbl to halp maiseff frum halpin maiself.
Der iz a reezun dat ebil adn ebbil aer lolspelled sew mush alyke. Only ebil wud be ebbil tu not nom noms.
Dis so troo!! I nawt ebil, but nawt ebbil to resist such tastee noms. Iz problim.
An he nawt noes how to meks hiz pointy enz tu be sharpee on da soffa cushins.
An Iz soooo much eezier 2 cleen up after! Tai puttin’ clumpin’ litter on dat, srsly.
Rgh. S/B “tri puttin’ clumpin’ litter…”
Iz ok. Ai triez tu put clumpee litter on bebee so eesyer to fwow away. Pleez tu fwow him awai nau.
Pleez tu tell bebbeh mai tale iz nawt chew toi.
Kitteh iz more cuddlier an izzn’t nawt reks car laters.
kthxbai
Troo..nawt wrex carz, not runs up yer fone billz, not frows wyld parties and wrex yer house when you’z on vacashuns, ann you nebber haz to worries ’bout teh kawps kikkin’ yer door down wif a warrant fer teh kitteh!
=^..^=
Wen he tellz hoomans he nebber ask tu be borned, ai will tell dem dat if he asked meh, ai wud hab sed NO!!!
Kittehz doan’t need pokkit munnee eever.
datz gud, kuz day gotz no pokkitz!!!!
Aifinks hoomins shud takes bebbeh bak to bebbeh store nd gits munees bak. Den dey can gitz meh more catnipee treats nd gooshy fuds for tu erns mai forgibness.
Win!
**gibs floofy paw high five to DR**
Ai agreez
(Nuffink agenst bebeh hooman, but ai is parsh…part… ai preferz de kittehs)
An mush maw fotojenic azwell!
Dis is wut it’s like sharin a room with ur brudder
see? himz doan eben kno enuff 2 keep ayes open fer a nyse pixure. an naow u hav takin a nyse pixure wif a flash dat blinded meh bye elebenty X infinitee percent (ackording 2 a passing troll awn a recent thred) u muzt feel giltee & get rid uv dis bebeh an givs meh de nyse crib fer mai sleepin plaice*. STN!
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* uv corse ai reserbe de rite 2 alzo sleep awn de sofa, de chares, ur bed, ur faice an aneeware elze ai want, weneber ai want.
babies suck – Cats RULE!
Oh, an u can leeb mi at hoem bai maiself an nobudde cawls teh copz!
unlessin yew gotz teh kopz onda *speed-dial*… (snikur) den dey bii kumin ober enny thyme Aye wantz teh gushie fud opened…..
No ofense babee, but yoo iz da uglyist babee I eber saw.
U sure Kitteh? Ai iz picking fur bafs.
Oh hell yeah, WAY WAY cuter!
ahaha iz funee bekuz iz troo.
otay he can stays.. but you is requireded to luffs on tha kitteh for 23 hurs a day and only 1 hurs spent wit tha little hooman
I don’t know why people think all babies are cute. That one looks goofy! I love kitties though. Even the full-grown ones are adorable.
I definitely don’t have a motherly nature!
that’s for sure…. ugh