Beethoven deff..
Beethoven deff.. ..Ray Charles blind.. ..Me Narkoleptuk
u nawt as dedicated as dis kitteh.
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I can play eine kleine nachtmoosick in my sleeps.
I means mewsic, ov kours..
Kitteh also can play kitten on teh keys when wakey.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcKHnb-K5fk
Kitteh -lurning- kitteh on teh keys
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0zgQAp7EYw&feature=related
That iz just toooooo cooooool.
Thanks! Didn’t know about that guy!
…oar evuhn “mewzik”, purrhapss.
congrats booklion, ur at teh top of a braid!
U reddy for some margaritahs?
Or maybe just a nise Italyun red?
fankee, leeza, but I finks I stikks wif hawt choklit tonight and goes to bd eerly. Tomorrow be beddere day, afinkso.
Ebony and Ivory
Excooze meh, fur buttin in heer, rodney dill.
I r in needs ov sum Cheez halp.
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Duz ennywon hab eggsperience wif getting a bery agressive 4 munff kitten socialized before tomorrow? Yes, I kno – it takes tiem, butts I doan hab dat.
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I hab been feeding dis kitteh fur a cuple ov munffs in teh burned owt bldg I mentioned a few pics bak. I hab a hoam fur him, and trapped him last nite. He waz in a beeg carrier last nite and iz in a beeg baffroom nao. I can gets wifin 2 feet ov him, iffs I go inch by inch. Butts, when I try to touch him, he gibs meh a growl, an air gun, a swat, and a hiss – nawt necessarily in dat order.
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2 of hims siblings were bery nice, so I fot dat inna day, he wud b tew. No such luck. I’ve been wurkin wif him today, but teh response is teh saem.
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Enny ideas hao to get him used to bein touched before he goes to the vet tomorrow?
Fanks fur ur suggestions!
I think ur vet iz gonna hav to medicate him tomorrow to werk on him. I doan think u can do much moar overnite. My frend had a feral she werked wif for over a year an I had to halp her take her to teh vet. Had to toss a blanket over her to pick him up.
{{Romeow}} Wen we reskewd Bubby kitteh, he bery, bery gressive meen tomcat. Mai vet tol me to put kitteh in pillowcase and close end off. She would not xamine kitteh if ai not do dis. Dis not meen for kitteh. Kittehs can breeth in pillowcase, and pillowcase mek kitteh feel safe and secure, and not be afrade. Vet can xamine kitteh inside pillowcase wen opens it up. Mebbe can put pillowcase ober kitteh wen kitteh asleep? Ai noes dat yu runnin out ub tiem tu do dis. Aifinks mor important to get kitteh to vet, den kitteh can git used to peeple wen haz shotz. Mebbe if yu hab da time, yu can jes stay wif kitteh in da small room to gib him better chance tu git used to seeing you around.
Pleez tu let us know how dis kums out. Gud luk tu yu, yu are doing a speshul fing for da poor kittehs wif no warm homes to sleep in and no gud noms tu eat.
Yew mite be lukky adn find scents for kittehs that help them relax. I hab a spray can ob kitteh pheromone dat helps my kitteh sumthymes when stressed. Iffen yu’ve protekshun agaynst scratches, strowk teh kitteh gently from teh top ob teh hed rite teh way down tu teh end ob teh spyne. This iz sumfing dat stimulaytes a kitteh’s digestib system adn helps tehm relax. A fingertip ob sour creem offen helps when dooing thys, iffen teh kitteh iz nawt allergic. (If hiz siblings aren’t, chances are he isn’t, but iffen eiber ob his siblings aer, he probably is.)
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Nawt shure where yu could find dis, but teh smell of fresh cut grass sumthymes relaxes kittehs. Yu can awlso put teh kitteh in a dilemmon – offur a peece ob reely stinky fud dat teh kitteh can’t rezist, but mayk it cleer teh kitteh haz tu come up to yu adn mayk contact. Sammun or chewna – anyfing wib lotsa fat adn proteen smells gud tu kittehs.
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Alsew, iffen hiz siblings aer ok wib contact adn dey aer arownd, iffen he seez dat, adn can smell dey aer siblings, he mite be moar accepting. Espeshully if he sees dey aer getting fings (lyke noms) dat he wonts.
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Last, but nawt leest, iffen he’s yung enuff, snuggle adn strowk him (tip to tayl) adn he may prowtest at da start, butten he won’t prowtest too loudly foar beri long. I’b done thys foar kittehs I’b reskewed, adn dey DO hiss at der start. Aftur a few, dey hiss adn purr at da saym thyme. Interesting sownd, well wurth herring. After a whyle, dey snuggle clowser, but still hiss, mayking it cleer dat dey’re ownli relaxed adn happytail becaws DEY wanna be, nawt becaws yu’re lubbing on dem. Adn iffen yu’re still beleebing dem at dis poynt, teh vet may need to check yu az well.
jd, wut wonderful calming ideas u have. ur kitteh was berry lucky u founded him, aifinkso. And heer ai am throwin a blanket ober teh kitteh. This was a very wild kitteh an needed to get to teh vet. I din kno wut else to do.
I tried teh Feliway wif Mitts wen I brot La Luz hoam, but didn’t hab much luck. I kno otter peeps dat liked it.
Well, yu cud hab giben teh vet sum catnip adn a season tikkit tu teh nawty barn, tu help forget.
Fank yew muchly fur ur halp!
I r goin bak ober to him nao and see iffs teh Siamese iz in teh trap.
Him / her iz going to to teh vet to b fixed tomorrow.
I doan mind teh hisses, growls, and air guns so much. Butts, he swats wif teh poyntee ends at ennyfing dat cums neer him. I reely fot dat iffs I spended enuff tiem wif him, he wud cum around. Mebee dis tiem?
Iffs I had moar tiem, I cud get his brudder, dat I used to pik up awl teh tiem, and gib dem boff stinkee noms.
I will tawk to teh vet and see hao dey want hims transported.
Mebee I’ll juss hug him and skweez him and call meh shredded
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Fank yew fur awl ur halps! I ‘preciate it and will keeps u posted.
Deer Shredded – ai do reelee wish yoo luk with these kittehs. It iz so wunderful ov yoo to be rescewing them. Ai cannawt eben BEGIN to tell yoo just hao much ai admires that!
sum kittehs just doan liek to be tuched (an sum peepl too- aize wun uv them). Awl the suggestchuns here ar rillee gud- espeshullee teh wun abowt the fud. alsew, dont pik teh kitteh up veree hi offa teh flore- most feral kittehs ive met dont liek being held off teh grownd.
best uv luk wif teh kitteh, weel be prayin fore yu!
It’s 1:30 in teh mornin and we juss gotted hoam frum seeing teh kitteh. Iz late and I doan care cuz we had sum success!
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I brot sum bebeh fud, but she (I finkso) didn’t care bout it.
I also brot sum levver glubs. She waz still swatting, hissing, growling and gibing meh teh air gun. Butts, ebentually, I juss started lightly petting her. She didn’t liek it at teh beginning, and we had lots ov starts and stops.
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Then, juss like Ceiling Cat flipped a switch, she gave mah arm a hedbutt! I CUD NAWT beleef it! A few seconds later she waz purring softly! Ober tiem, I tuk off teh levver glubs, and she waz getting neck rubs!
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Affer teh initial brakefroo, she still had some hisses, etc. But, we r on teh rite path! Teh wai she waz acting before, I NEBER fot dat she cud cum dis far tonite!
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Fank yew fur awl teh advice, prayers, and good fots. We needed dem, and u came froo fur us! Fank yew, fank yew, fank yew!!!
*sigh*
I wish I didn’t hab to b bak dere at dawn to check teh kitteh trap before teh constructshun peeps gets dere. Oh well, it waz SO wurff it!
you canz use a lingerie bags… big one…close and teh claws get stucks in teh loops. Or trhows big blankie.. doan lets him bites you… or you hafs to gets antibootiocs! I teme a stray who tooks 6 months to lets me touches him.
Fanks Michael!
She (we call her Rossi) iz at teh vet to get fixed tomorrow.
Den off to her foreber hoam. She waz playin and bein a lover kitteh bai teh end ov teh dai! I neber wud hab beleefed it cud happen!
Ai be ebunee nd ivoree narcoleptikee kitteh.
*pikshures e bunneh adn Iboreh teh kitteh playing a duet*
Kyoot bebbeh kitteh iz kolur-ko-wor-din-aytid wif teh peeyanno.
u noes this is really a splortilishus kitteh.
he has hiz tux on to play teh piano!
Those mewsichuns always so hansum in their tuxes.
Do we adds purrfesshunial mewsishuns to the list anlong wif sinetists, cowboys, and fyremenz, leeza?
I fink ANY man inna tux shud be on teh list!
*thinks*
maybee just pick one represntativ ‘man in teh tux’.
I nominate Bond…. James Bond.
Oooh…teh Sean Connery, Pierce Brosnan, or Daniel Craig bersion?
Orr….how about a sinetist hu iz also a spy, wearing a tux?
*buttin in hyer………sry* ai jus haz tew nom unate Sean Connery…… teh wun, teh onleeeee
Im wif u jamama…
The gud looks, and teh skottish accent….
*gets swoony*
and whut if he wore a kilt?
On teh whole, I agrees that Sean Connery teh best…but I wuddn’t mind gibbing eech wun a purrsonal test run. fur sinetifik comparinson purposes, yu unnerstnaz.
Perhaps we shud jsut make an adjunkt to teh NB for teh Bond-age.
We cud has speshul Yung Tuxeedoed Guyz…. kinda liek a NB lite! They cud serve us martoonies… shaken nawt stirrd.
**kk4 butz in** Ai finks NB…cabana bois in tuxez…aifinkso, yesh I do.
oooooooooooooo.
I luvz deh men in kiltz!!!
Sean in a kilt —
Blarg!! I r ded!
*wispers*
Did u ever see Highlander, mai cween?
I tried watching deh tv show, but i just kudn’t gitting into it. dunno wai.
oooh mj.
Forget teh TV show.
U GOTS to rent teh movie!
Sean iz innit.. and wares a kilt….
Pleez to reed iny buks wit Highlander in titel….bery nicee.
diana gabaldon buks?? ai cuddn puttem down
Ai lubs doze buks!
Nau dat ai not wurking at da moment, aifinks to start obber wit furst buk.
Jamie…**borrows fan from Jamamakitty**
butt butt………. dat fift buk…….sumfin wif crosses cant member now…ai cuddn get into dat wun …….dun noes wai
Ai has to startz obber wit furst buk. Has bin tu long, but ai sabed dem, cuz dey wuz tu gud to put down. Den wen ai wuz reedin dem, wud nawt want to be bodderd wif dinner for huzbin!!
ai jus lubs me a buk dat lasts furebber!!!
Meh tu. Wen ai iz intu a gud buk, nawt want tu put down.
Anom to dat, grrls!
*sigh* oh yea, Sean Connery. wif oar wifowt deh tux.
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ok — I go tu nawty barn now.
*puts arm around cweenie an walks awf tew teh notty barn to reminis*
hey, wuts teh rest ob yew doin in here too??? oh yeah – a notty party!!!
*Poorz drinkz fur ebbreewun.
Cheez!! heerz tu men in tuxez, men in kiltz, and men wifowt deh kiltz adn tuxez!!
*Klinkee glassez*
*Klinkee glassez.*
Don’t forget teh men in work-faded jeans that hang on their lean hips.
Wif Frye boots. Lean man, faded jeans, worn Frye boots.
preferablee Levi’s.
Funny…teh temperachur in here suddenly got a lot warmer….
and DAT’s how u getz arownd teh winter cold!
fans face wif a bwiskness!!!
bib’s descripshun ob teh men in jeans makes me fink ob teh pikshur ob nooman n redfurd from butch cassidy n sundance kid…….. (wuz in teh speshul peeeple magazine honorin nooman! wut a gorgus man)
LOL! Huzbin asked wut I wuz talking bowt. I told him Jamama and I b in deh Nawty Barn tawlking bowt Sean Connery. Huzbin sed him shud b deh next Jamez Bond wif himz silvery beard. Uv korse, I agreed wif him.
hmmm… I wuz thinking of Brad Pitt in Thelma and Looise..
**klinkee glasses, fans face** Nawt hot flashees, mus beh scottsmen in NB!!
Okay, Sean Connery in tux and in kilt, Newman and Redford az Butch and Sundance…fro in a mental image ov James Dean in Giant, and Iz got enuff material to fuel a whole night of dreaming.
Good night, dear Cheezpeeps. Schmoos to you all.
ni night!! schweeet dreeeems
sew Cweenie, wuz yew lol’n out loud, is dat wai himz askeded??
I sines off too.. I must be feelin better, coz I got my appetite back! And gots to get up erlie to get mamakitty to teh tutoring appt. Fanks everyone for halping me get rid of teh sads!
*goes off to eet teh dinner she didn’t want erlier*
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h’ray fur teh goneded sads!! dats wut peeps is fur!!!!
g’nite galz. {{{{leeza}}}}
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yew leebin me n kk4 tew, Cweenie?
Iz ok, jamamakitty, **extends floofy paw** xskooz meh, mr scottman, pleez nau dat yu not so bizzy, anudder drinkee for meh nd mai fren.
shakin n stirrin!!!
I still here fur a wyle. bizzy copying picz frum dhe old lappytop. it b werking at deh moment. no telling wen it will crashing agin. *crossez finnerz dat it lasts long enuff tu gitting awl mai pics copied.*
we awl been der, dats fur shur!!! gud luks wif dat, Cweenine
Clinkee to dat! I luuuuvvvz men in kiltz! I eben lookded up my huzbin’s fambly tartan and had a kilt made up fer him! Oh, mai Ceeling Cat, duz he luuk SAXXXY innit! Himz nebber gets to stai innit too long, tho…
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sumhow dis pikshur makes me fink ob teh chopp’d livah girl……….
wunder wair hers is tewnite……
Wen I wented tu skotland bak in deh 80z i thot i died and wented tu heven lukkin at deh menz in deh pladz adn dansing adn playing deh pipez… *fans sef* …. wuz awsum adn full uv deh win!! gud thing I b in deh nawty barn awlreddy… *moar fanning*
jamamkitty gets teh fiddle out……….makin moosic fur teh dans dans dans
——-awww i’m jus fiddlin round……ai cant play dat fing…..hmmm
mebbe hyer ai can
Fiddles, yur doin it rite. I see dem dansing fur us. Ach, tiz nice tu see.
OH MAI! Ai’ve bin luking fur a plaice to bring in mai nomnominashuns fur teh gud luking men in tuxes – an ebreewun iz nao WAAAY off on anuther topik = but – be taht az it may – heer iz mai submisshun.
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The VERY hansum Barry MacDaniels an Alfredo Kraus singing teh gorgeous duet frum “The Peral Fishers.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0zgQAp7EYw&feature=related
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If yoo doo lissen, please trai to lissen awl teh way throo! Teh reelee hart stoppingly gorgeous part comes in a bit later – an then again at teh end.
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They ar two frenz hoo fell in luv with the sayme beautiful grrrl. A
n then she disappeered – and they vowed, fur teh saek ov ther frenshp, not to trai to find her.
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In teh reelee prittee part, tehy ar saying “Oui, c’est elle, ce la
deesse. . .” becuz she wuz a preestess an az byootifull az a goddess.
R U sugjezting nomnomming gud luking men in tuxes?
Cweenmj, I gitz to see menz in kiltz all de timez…I performz at Renaissance fairez! It’z troo dat dere a lot of menz who reelly shuddnut bee wearinz dem, but dere are also a lots moar dat SHOOOODZ! An’ BOI iz ai glad that they DUZ! Ai luuuuuuuuvz fairez….
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Woohoo, bladekitteh, dis cud B yore lukky day! Ai iz cure-eous: wai duz yew own yer own tux?
EbilRedKitteh, ai du beleeve ai need 2 change careers.
TabbehKitteh, Ren-Faire iz uh hobbee, but is wun damm fun wun, and we iz alwayz luukin’ fur noo rekrootz in teh diffrunt guilds. I duz this on weekenz, for several munts ebbery yeer. Teh costoomz iz bery ikspinsive, and dere iz lawtz of wurk to do, but iz WERF it!
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*peers around corner*
did ai hear sumwun say sinetist?
sry fleep…….. yer partnerz in crime had tew go
aifinkso dems wuz waitin fur yew
Tehy sed sumfing bowt deh sine tific spear mintz wif spyz… dunno wut dey b tawlkin bowt.
Hmmmmm. . . *think think think think think*
Ooooooo That awlmost hurt! Ai am traing to think just wut kind ov spear mintz wun cud doo wif a gud luking sinetist!!
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Enewun think ov enething???
But LUK!! Whiskers maed this LOL out ov a pikchoor ov mai BARNEY!
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2543099
*pulls piano out of nowhere*
Recwesttz aneeone??
Howz bowt “Sum Enchantid Eebning”?
Hmmm….ai doezn’t know dat one offhand…..nd ai doesn’t tink dat ai haz teh sheet moosic foar eet……
do yewz has it?
*looks thru bag ov piano moosicz*
It goz lik dis
Sum inchanted evning
Yu mai meetz da stranger
Strangers kan meen danger
Off to da notty barn….
Oh, mebbe nawt hab liriks rite, aifinkso.
*plays* Iz dat eet?
O hai kerrykatz!*whisperz* Iz eet tiem tu grab teh nom nd teh floofeh kitteh, nd leave in teh nom zeppin?
Yesh, dat’s da song! Can noe goz in zepplin tonites, **sobs quietly** haz jobz innerviews tummorow, I haz tu beh gud an nawt to stays up late. Pleez to hold zepplin, if yu can. If no can, pleez to inklood meh in da adbentoors?
eh….ai has tu goez tu teh i doktorr tumorrow…..
close, berry close……….
Ai nawt maiself fur sum reesun.
Hoo r u den?
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Abbee Gail Van Buren?
Babe Didricksen?
Charlee Chaplin?
D….
doris day
ernie
frank sinatra
g…….
George Carlin
Humpty Dumpty
Indiana Jonez
J…
jamamakitty
kitty carlyle
lorna doone
m……..
Mikky Mouse
Nancy Drew
Oprah
Peter, Peter Pumpkin Eeter
Q….
qunicy jones
roy rogers
stevie wonder
tina turner
u……….
Ulrich von Babelsberg
Vincent Price
Wolfgang Mozart (But we just cawl him “Wolfie”
X. . . .
Ursa Major — if u feline spacey
Viktor Borge
Winston Churchill
Xavier Cougat
Yeller, Old
Zena, Warrior Princess.
JYNX!!! Holdz aut pinkee toe pad too cweenmj!!
Shirley yoo meen Sam and Janet evening???/
hoo iz diz Sam u b hanging owt wif, Janet??
Catgratshulashuns blond on blue for nawt second. **dans, dans, dans for yu**
Are der speshul treets for meh to gib you to sillybrate?
Fankee, kerrykatz4.
How abouts cocnut macaroons and nice sleep-making hawt chocolate?
**luks in kitchen** Luk!! Freshlee bakd cokynut macaroon frum de obben, nd hawt choklit wif much xtry whippy creems. Jes fur yu.
Oooh, delishus, kerrykatz4!!! You maykes a good macaroon, and good choklit, too! And yu are a good danser, besides. Multi-talented kitteh.
Aifanks yu. Iz hard tu practiss dans skillz wen ai haz so menee naps to takes in mai bizzy dai.
dat soundz yummee….i can has sum too plz?
I luvz deh monokrome pikz!! dis wun b egg straw kewt!
*tugs cweenmj’s CHRG down a liddul furzer n adds moar ducky taep just to be saef*
oooooo. fankz. i needed dat.
Lesee nao…..
FACE…
ACEG…..
ZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzzzz
SMNORK!!!!! Wha?
Yesh Mawm Iz praktisin.
REEL HARD!!!
ZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzzzz
Minyooete!!!
Colour co-ordinashuns…I has it!
I had a puppeh whin I were a kidlet,
an whin i praktised teh piyanoo,
him wud lai undurr teh binch,
an naw awn teh laigs of teh binch.
Maybee it wuz cuz I were playin teh “Beth” by teh band, KISS!
Classiks. He wawntid dem.
Cat-mo-flawj in yer sleep…yer doin it rite!
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Liddill Tukkseedo
Kitteh iz reddee 4 himz
mewzikk reesytull
Liddill Tukkseedo
Kitteh lubz t3h way t3h beeg
smyle tikkillz himz pawz
Beeg smylee bawkss maykz
prittee sowndz wennebbur t3h
Kitteh stepppz downz hawrd
Jack.
Jack, u see deh whirlld in such a speshul way!! I never thot uv deh piano az a ‘beeg smylee bawkss’ b4, adn now dat iz how I will awlwayz see it!! Thank yoo fur deh wunderful werdz u givez us!! {{{Jack}}}
Yeah.
Wut the cween said.
Ai always enjoys yer pomes.
lawl….ai playz teh piano…..ne requezts?
Ai hav wanted to see teh whirlled thru Jack’s aies fur a long taim now!!
And now, “Sleepy Sleep Time,” by Kitteh McFloof.
Snore, snore, snore,
*Ploink ploink*
Roll, roll, wiggle,
*Ploink ploink ploink!*
Dat r beeutimus, DR!! Mai kitteh plaiz dat tuen sumtiemz.
Nuwz Jus’ In: “Sleepy Sleep Time”, by Kitteh McFloof adn teh Floof Alley Band haz reeched number nawt sekkond in teh top elebenty charts! Kitteh McFloof woz prezented wib a platinum disc wib noms on it. *short video ob Kitteh McFloof running in small circles adn jumping at inbizibul fings* Kitteh McFloof will tour sumthyme after elebenty moar catnaps.
See? SEE?! Pea-ann-ohs r eeeeevul!
Kitteh went sleepeh beecuz of da pea-ann-oh!
I’d have bet real money this thread was going to be a SPLORTfest, but whatdoiknow?
I think deh Cheezpeepz Splortimmunitee b hiyer on weekendz. I not noez y.
Ai can arrange that fur u, if u want. Wach dis:
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Oooh, teh liddle pink nose. And teh liddle pink toe pads. Just look at em…sooo kyoot!
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Ai have mi CHRG(wdoi) on tite, but any unsuspectin cheezpeeps walking in here mite not be properly attired. Somebody standby wif teh CCC.
Hmmm? wut abawt bein’ unsuspectin—
*splort*
Oops, ai guess ai’d best do teh cleen up on this one, since ai was teh one wut brot up teh little pink toes. Heer u go, DK. Scoop dem brains up nice an neat. Secure the CHRG wif teh ducky tape. Some nice hot choklat. Wrap up inna cheezmap blankie. Iz outa choklat possum, how about little choklat hippos?
Oh, noez!! Draconic Kitteh iz down!!
Waddle I due??!?!?!?!?!?!
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Oh yah, I member …
Wen in dout, run arownd, screem adn showt!!
*runz rownd in sirkulz, waving armz*
Halp!! Halp!! Kitteh Down!!!!
*puffpuffpuff* Ai’m heer!
but luk!
Ai think 3 Cattails haz awlreddee taken care ov it.
*taeks cweenmj bai teh paw*
Yoo just sit dwon over heer – yoo’ve had a BIG day ai see – awl that fanning an men it kilts an sutff.
What can ai bring yoo?? Sum nice hawt choklit????
Oh mi! Nawt sure how tew halp u, mi cween. Herez a nice cup o tea. Lemon zinger or mandarin orinj? Wraps soft pink blankie around cweenmj’s shoulders and pats hand. Ebberytings gunno be okay.
Tanks fur ur halp, JCH4K. We best sit wif her fur a while. Wud u liek sum tea, too? Hav sum pumpkin muffins. Passes plate of muffins ovr to Janet, Mj and DK. Plenty fur everyone.
Thank u bof, 3CT and Janet.
mmmm. punkin muffinz!!! Fankz! goez gud wif deh
mandarin orinj tea? oar mebbe wif deh hot chokklit? oh noez, I can’t making up mai mind.
Wen in dout, run arownd, screem adn showt!!
*runz rownd in sirkulz, waving armz*
Wut tu chooz?? wut tu chooz??
LOL!!! Sit DOWN!!! Ai will bring yoo sumthing!! Mai gudness!! Yoo ar awl wound up tonite!!
*brings tray wif a liddle cup ov hawt choklit, a liddl cup ov mandarin oranj tea an a punkin muffin.*
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Therr – yoo see??? Yoo don’t hav to chooz at awl. Yoo can haz both!!
*sitz down*
sip, nom sip, nom, sip, nom, sip.
AaaaaHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
dat so gud, thx, Janet.
Yoo ar most welcom!
MMMM Yum!! Thanks verree much. ai wud indeed luv sum tee. An then ai think ai must go to bed. A longish day tomorrow – A’m takin Salleh to hur furst opera at the Lyric in Seh ca go – an ai just know she won’t laik it – it iz NAWT a beginners opera,. But ai haz an extry tikket = an she can at leest admire teh gorgeous Art Deco theatre!!
An we can haz supper at teh Italian Village, which iz awlazy fun an tastee, too!!
G’nite Deer Janet! I am shur Salleh will haz a gud tyme, even if it not b a ‘beginnerz’ opra. Cheezpeepz b berry imajinativ, u noez.
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Gud nite! Don’t furgit to haz a sip of the tee an teh hawt choklit befoar yoo goes!!
Last time I came to a splort fest laet, sew meny peeps were down, I used teh Zamboni to scoop up teh brains. And had the chokolat possums catered in. Mite a been a weekend. No one waz around to halp. I did teh best ai cud.
*Halps tew setz up da Splort Treeyage Yunet in kase of emerguncey, wif all kindz ob medeceens an duckey-tape, an CHRGs an lotsa da hot chawkolate an marshy-mellows an ob cowrse da lolleh-pawps for da peeps dat need da treetmant at da Treeyage Yunet*
Der! Awl done jest een kase ob da massibe-splorts!
*Puts awn da dawktor’s yuneeform an waitz for da Splorted peeps*
LOLOLOL. “… sew meny peeps were down, I used teh Zamboni to scoop up teh brains. And had the chokolat possums catered in.” LOLOLOL.
Afturr libbin’ wif Siameez and all dere uber-kyootniss for so manee yeers, ai iz damm close to been splort-prooof…
=^..^=
Dis pikshure b funnee! Hmmm. wiel in teh showur a random seequenss ob fots jumpeed intu meh hed nda nao dey b a slitelee disturin beginin tu a song
Maib ai can b famus! 
Hmmm. Nawt shurr bout teh famus part dere Plasticat ur pertee young arencha? Lets heer wacha got tho.
Ai b furteen Dekk Rant! Butt umm…. iz u sure yew wanz tew heer eet? Okay *swallows*
Well we
all know
’bout James Gray
What a guy
Yeah he
was my friend
’till the day
that he died
Well,
Black
and White
make Gray
That’s right
And we
All know
why he
had to die
but if I
could have one
last word
with my friend
I would tell him I was with him till the end
oooo. a dirge!! I hazn’t herd a gud dirge in agez. I liking it.
fnx agen cweenmj!
oh yeah! nda James Gray iz dis guy ai maed up on my Wii, he’s supposed tu b liek an undurcober cop
I finkso u awlreddy famus. After awl, peepz frum awl ober deh whirrld b reeding dese pagiez.
fnx Cweenmj
http://www.songlyrics.com/reunion/life-is-a-rock/84247/
I haz an eerwurm nao cuz ob teh ray charles part all cuz ob ware dat linkee leedz!
kittah says he tired
HAHA i ride a horse thats narcaleptic! i love you Ellie May!!
all teh greats start somwherez
Ai jus relize tat iz in odder time zone! is nao 12:35am az i write dis!
Ohai bladekitteh, aka hansum man wif a tux! ICHC taim iz in Hawaii. Teh Cheezes used to liv there, an then they mooved to Seattle. But teh taim stayed in Hawaii!
dat itty bitty kitty iz.. iz sew… *SPLORT*
sorries, sories, iz betr nauw, iz just…
*SPLORT, THUD*
oh deer, mai furst CCC rescue….
whair taht cart?
looks, rummages, paniks
oh heer
skreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech
pulls up to poor pugiron remains
oh deer
gently supports pugiron into sitting position
waves floofy paws in front of crossed aiis
oh deer
sweepy sweepity up braynes
scoop scoopity back into hedd box
patty pattitty there, awl bakk in
gently put hed peeses bakk in plase
dukk tapitty tapitty
gently snap on CHRG (w doi ob pugs)
heer, lets me help u
hab a cheezpeep map blankkie
tuckitty tuckitty
a nise mug ob teh hawt chawklitty
sip sippity (had to make sure tasty enuf)
oooooh dat good
here sum chawklit possums
an a purring kitteh to keep u cumpny while u recuperates
lets see…a nise jonny depp video for u, pugiron?
Ai has lots more if u wants sumwun else..
awl betters????
Tanks fer kwik splort response, Mary! buht u keeps johnny Depp, I can ha Kiera Knightly?
aha, no problem,
iffn u has sumwun else you laikes to wotch while recubberin, just let us no!!
glad u is betters!!
kiera knightly it is!
taht berry eeazee, we just forward thru depp partz in piratez!
It haz Depp partz buht noh deep partz LOL
skweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
Pinkee toe pads!
Pinkee nozie!!!
shimmy shimmy rite
shimmy shimmy left
pinkee pinkee dans dans dans
Mewzikkl camfolajh, camolaf … hidin yer noates
If God=lub
lub=blind
Ray Charles=blind
God plays pianoes?
Does anyone know the source of the image?
I would love to have a bigger version of it!
Thanks!
Dat “Flite of da bumblebee” tuckerz me owt
Ebinny an Ibery .. I haz dem
cat nap now. praktis layter
Awww teh kitteh iz so lite he dun even wey down teh keyz.
lolz, i jus happun to be gud luking man in tuxe! ai own mai own, not rental! hehe