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Beethoven deff.. ..Ray Charles blind.. ..Me Narkoleptuk

u nawt as dedicated as dis kitteh.

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  1. blonde in bloo says:

    I can play eine kleine nachtmoosick in my sleeps.

    • Romeow says:

      Excooze meh, fur buttin in heer, rodney dill.
      I r in needs ov sum Cheez halp.
      .
      Duz ennywon hab eggsperience wif getting a bery agressive 4 munff kitten socialized before tomorrow? Yes, I kno – it takes tiem, butts I doan hab dat.
      .
      I hab been feeding dis kitteh fur a cuple ov munffs in teh burned owt bldg I mentioned a few pics bak. I hab a hoam fur him, and trapped him last nite. He waz in a beeg carrier last nite and iz in a beeg baffroom nao. I can gets wifin 2 feet ov him, iffs I go inch by inch. Butts, when I try to touch him, he gibs meh a growl, an air gun, a swat, and a hiss – nawt necessarily in dat order.
      .
      2 of hims siblings were bery nice, so I fot dat inna day, he wud b tew. No such luck. I’ve been wurkin wif him today, but teh response is teh saem.
      .
      Enny ideas hao to get him used to bein touched before he goes to the vet tomorrow?
      Fanks fur ur suggestions!

      • 3 Cattails says:

        I think ur vet iz gonna hav to medicate him tomorrow to werk on him. I doan think u can do much moar overnite. My frend had a feral she werked wif for over a year an I had to halp her take her to teh vet. Had to toss a blanket over her to pick him up.

      • kerrykatz4 says:

        {{Romeow}} Wen we reskewd Bubby kitteh, he bery, bery gressive meen tomcat. Mai vet tol me to put kitteh in pillowcase and close end off. She would not xamine kitteh if ai not do dis. Dis not meen for kitteh. Kittehs can breeth in pillowcase, and pillowcase mek kitteh feel safe and secure, and not be afrade. Vet can xamine kitteh inside pillowcase wen opens it up. Mebbe can put pillowcase ober kitteh wen kitteh asleep? Ai noes dat yu runnin out ub tiem tu do dis. Aifinks mor important to get kitteh to vet, den kitteh can git used to peeple wen haz shotz. Mebbe if yu hab da time, yu can jes stay wif kitteh in da small room to gib him better chance tu git used to seeing you around.
        Pleez tu let us know how dis kums out. Gud luk tu yu, yu are doing a speshul fing for da poor kittehs wif no warm homes to sleep in and no gud noms tu eat.

      • jd says:

        Yew mite be lukky adn find scents for kittehs that help them relax. I hab a spray can ob kitteh pheromone dat helps my kitteh sumthymes when stressed. Iffen yu’ve protekshun agaynst scratches, strowk teh kitteh gently from teh top ob teh hed rite teh way down tu teh end ob teh spyne. This iz sumfing dat stimulaytes a kitteh’s digestib system adn helps tehm relax. A fingertip ob sour creem offen helps when dooing thys, iffen teh kitteh iz nawt allergic. (If hiz siblings aren’t, chances are he isn’t, but iffen eiber ob his siblings aer, he probably is.)
        .
        Nawt shure where yu could find dis, but teh smell of fresh cut grass sumthymes relaxes kittehs. Yu can awlso put teh kitteh in a dilemmon – offur a peece ob reely stinky fud dat teh kitteh can’t rezist, but mayk it cleer teh kitteh haz tu come up to yu adn mayk contact. Sammun or chewna – anyfing wib lotsa fat adn proteen smells gud tu kittehs.
        .
        Alsew, iffen hiz siblings aer ok wib contact adn dey aer arownd, iffen he seez dat, adn can smell dey aer siblings, he mite be moar accepting. Espeshully if he sees dey aer getting fings (lyke noms) dat he wonts.
        .
        Last, but nawt leest, iffen he’s yung enuff, snuggle adn strowk him (tip to tayl) adn he may prowtest at da start, butten he won’t prowtest too loudly foar beri long. I’b done thys foar kittehs I’b reskewed, adn dey DO hiss at der start. Aftur a few, dey hiss adn purr at da saym thyme. Interesting sownd, well wurth herring. After a whyle, dey snuggle clowser, but still hiss, mayking it cleer dat dey’re ownli relaxed adn happytail becaws DEY wanna be, nawt becaws yu’re lubbing on dem. Adn iffen yu’re still beleebing dem at dis poynt, teh vet may need to check yu az well.

        • 3 Cattails says:

          jd, wut wonderful calming ideas u have. ur kitteh was berry lucky u founded him, aifinkso. And heer ai am throwin a blanket ober teh kitteh. This was a very wild kitteh an needed to get to teh vet. I din kno wut else to do.

      • Romeow says:

        Fank yew muchly fur ur halp!
        I r goin bak ober to him nao and see iffs teh Siamese iz in teh trap.
        Him / her iz going to to teh vet to b fixed tomorrow.
        I doan mind teh hisses, growls, and air guns so much. Butts, he swats wif teh poyntee ends at ennyfing dat cums neer him. I reely fot dat iffs I spended enuff tiem wif him, he wud cum around. Mebee dis tiem?
        Iffs I had moar tiem, I cud get his brudder, dat I used to pik up awl teh tiem, and gib dem boff stinkee noms.
        I will tawk to teh vet and see hao dey want hims transported.
        Mebee I’ll juss hug him and skweez him and call meh shredded :lol:
        .
        Fank yew fur awl ur halps! I ‘preciate it and will keeps u posted.

      • kitsunerina says:

        sum kittehs just doan liek to be tuched (an sum peepl too- aize wun uv them). Awl the suggestchuns here ar rillee gud- espeshullee teh wun abowt the fud. alsew, dont pik teh kitteh up veree hi offa teh flore- most feral kittehs ive met dont liek being held off teh grownd.
        best uv luk wif teh kitteh, weel be prayin fore yu!

      • Romeow says:

        It’s 1:30 in teh mornin and we juss gotted hoam frum seeing teh kitteh. Iz late and I doan care cuz we had sum success!
        .
        I brot sum bebeh fud, but she (I finkso) didn’t care bout it.
        I also brot sum levver glubs. She waz still swatting, hissing, growling and gibing meh teh air gun. Butts, ebentually, I juss started lightly petting her. She didn’t liek it at teh beginning, and we had lots ov starts and stops.
        .
        Then, juss like Ceiling Cat flipped a switch, she gave mah arm a hedbutt! I CUD NAWT beleef it! A few seconds later she waz purring softly! Ober tiem, I tuk off teh levver glubs, and she waz getting neck rubs!
        .
        Affer teh initial brakefroo, she still had some hisses, etc. But, we r on teh rite path! Teh wai she waz acting before, I NEBER fot dat she cud cum dis far tonite!
        .
        Fank yew fur awl teh advice, prayers, and good fots. We needed dem, and u came froo fur us! Fank yew, fank yew, fank yew!!!
        *sigh*
        I wish I didn’t hab to b bak dere at dawn to check teh kitteh trap before teh constructshun peeps gets dere. Oh well, it waz SO wurff it!

      • Michael says:

        you canz use a lingerie bags… big one…close and teh claws get stucks in teh loops. Or trhows big blankie.. doan lets him bites you… or you hafs to gets antibootiocs! I teme a stray who tooks 6 months to lets me touches him.

        • Romeow says:

          Fanks Michael!
          She (we call her Rossi) iz at teh vet to get fixed tomorrow.
          Den off to her foreber hoam. She waz playin and bein a lover kitteh bai teh end ov teh dai! I neber wud hab beleefed it cud happen!

  2. kerrykatz4 says:

    Ai be ebunee nd ivoree narcoleptikee kitteh.

  3. rhsb says:

    Kyoot bebbeh kitteh iz kolur-ko-wor-din-aytid wif teh peeyanno.

  4. kerrykatz4 says:

    Catgratshulashuns blond on blue for nawt second. **dans, dans, dans for yu**
    Are der speshul treets for meh to gib you to sillybrate?

  5. cweenmj says:

    I luvz deh monokrome pikz!! dis wun b egg straw kewt!

  6. Melissa says:

    Lesee nao…..
    FACE…
    ACEG…..
    ZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzzzz
    SMNORK!!!!! Wha?
    Yesh Mawm Iz praktisin.
    REEL HARD!!!
    ZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzzzz
    Minyooete!!!

  7. bubbyscranky says:

    Colour co-ordinashuns…I has it!

  8. Melissa says:

    I had a puppeh whin I were a kidlet,
    an whin i praktised teh piyanoo,
    him wud lai undurr teh binch,
    an naw awn teh laigs of teh binch.
    Maybee it wuz cuz I were playin teh “Beth” by teh band, KISS!
    Classiks. He wawntid dem.

  9. EbilRedKitteh says:

    Cat-mo-flawj in yer sleep…yer doin it rite!

    =^..^=

  10. Jack Deth says:

    Liddill Tukkseedo
    Kitteh iz reddee 4 himz
    mewzikk reesytull

    Liddill Tukkseedo
    Kitteh lubz t3h way t3h beeg
    smyle tikkillz himz pawz

    Beeg smylee bawkss maykz
    prittee sowndz wennebbur t3h
    Kitteh stepppz downz hawrd :-)

    Jack.

  11. D.R. says:

    And now, “Sleepy Sleep Time,” by Kitteh McFloof.

    Snore, snore, snore,

    *Ploink ploink*

    Roll, roll, wiggle,

    *Ploink ploink ploink!*

  12. Sakee says:

    See? SEE?! Pea-ann-ohs r eeeeevul!

    Kitteh went sleepeh beecuz of da pea-ann-oh!

  13. Oh, bother says:

    I’d have bet real money this thread was going to be a SPLORTfest, but whatdoiknow?

    • cweenmj says:

      I think deh Cheezpeepz Splortimmunitee b hiyer on weekendz. I not noez y.

    • 3 Cattails says:

      Ai can arrange that fur u, if u want. Wach dis:
      .
      Oooh, teh liddle pink nose. And teh liddle pink toe pads. Just look at em…sooo kyoot!
      .
      Ai have mi CHRG(wdoi) on tite, but any unsuspectin cheezpeeps walking in here mite not be properly attired. Somebody standby wif teh CCC.

      • Draconic Kitteh says:

        Hmmm? wut abawt bein’ unsuspectin—
        *splort*

        • 3 Cattails says:

          Oops, ai guess ai’d best do teh cleen up on this one, since ai was teh one wut brot up teh little pink toes. Heer u go, DK. Scoop dem brains up nice an neat. Secure the CHRG wif teh ducky tape. Some nice hot choklat. Wrap up inna cheezmap blankie. Iz outa choklat possum, how about little choklat hippos?

        • cweenmj says:

          Oh, noez!! Draconic Kitteh iz down!!
          Waddle I due??!?!?!?!?!?!
          .
          Oh yah, I member …
          Wen in dout, run arownd, screem adn showt!!
          *runz rownd in sirkulz, waving armz*
          Halp!! Halp!! Kitteh Down!!!!

          • *puffpuffpuff* Ai’m heer!
            but luk!
            Ai think 3 Cattails haz awlreddee taken care ov it.
            *taeks cweenmj bai teh paw*
            Yoo just sit dwon over heer – yoo’ve had a BIG day ai see – awl that fanning an men it kilts an sutff.
            What can ai bring yoo?? Sum nice hawt choklit????

          • 3 Cattails says:

            Oh mi! Nawt sure how tew halp u, mi cween. Herez a nice cup o tea. Lemon zinger or mandarin orinj? Wraps soft pink blankie around cweenmj’s shoulders and pats hand. Ebberytings gunno be okay.

    • 3 Cattails says:

      Last time I came to a splort fest laet, sew meny peeps were down, I used teh Zamboni to scoop up teh brains. And had the chokolat possums catered in. Mite a been a weekend. No one waz around to halp. I did teh best ai cud. ;)

      • Din Fleetpaw says:

        *Halps tew setz up da Splort Treeyage Yunet in kase of emerguncey, wif all kindz ob medeceens an duckey-tape, an CHRGs an lotsa da hot chawkolate an marshy-mellows an ob cowrse da lolleh-pawps for da peeps dat need da treetmant at da Treeyage Yunet*

        Der! Awl done jest een kase ob da massibe-splorts!

        *Puts awn da dawktor’s yuneeform an waitz for da Splorted peeps*

      • tabbehkitteh says:

        LOLOLOL. “… sew meny peeps were down, I used teh Zamboni to scoop up teh brains. And had the chokolat possums catered in.” LOLOLOL.

    • EbilRedKitteh says:

      Afturr libbin’ wif Siameez and all dere uber-kyootniss for so manee yeers, ai iz damm close to been splort-prooof…

      =^..^=

  14. Plasticat says:

    Dis pikshure b funnee! Hmmm. wiel in teh showur a random seequenss ob fots jumpeed intu meh hed nda nao dey b a slitelee disturin beginin tu a song :???: Maib ai can b famus! ;)

  15. Plasticat says:

    http://www.songlyrics.com/reunion/life-is-a-rock/84247/
    I haz an eerwurm nao cuz ob teh ray charles part all cuz ob ware dat linkee leedz!

  16. kittahluv_25 says:

    kittah says he tired

  17. Melon Head says:

    HAHA i ride a horse thats narcaleptic! i love you Ellie May!!

  18. bladekitteh says:

    all teh greats start somwherez

  19. Pugiron says:

    dat itty bitty kitty iz.. iz sew… *SPLORT*

    sorries, sories, iz betr nauw, iz just…

    *SPLORT, THUD*

    • mugglemary says:

      oh deer, mai furst CCC rescue….
      whair taht cart?
      looks, rummages, paniks
      oh heer
      skreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech
      pulls up to poor pugiron remains
      oh deer
      gently supports pugiron into sitting position
      waves floofy paws in front of crossed aiis
      oh deer
      sweepy sweepity up braynes
      scoop scoopity back into hedd box
      patty pattitty there, awl bakk in
      gently put hed peeses bakk in plase
      dukk tapitty tapitty
      gently snap on CHRG (w doi ob pugs)
      heer, lets me help u
      hab a cheezpeep map blankkie
      tuckitty tuckitty
      a nise mug ob teh hawt chawklitty
      sip sippity (had to make sure tasty enuf)
      oooooh dat good
      here sum chawklit possums
      an a purring kitteh to keep u cumpny while u recuperates
      lets see…a nise jonny depp video for u, pugiron?
      Ai has lots more if u wants sumwun else..
      awl betters????

  20. mugglemary says:

    skweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
    Pinkee toe pads!
    Pinkee nozie!!!
    shimmy shimmy rite
    shimmy shimmy left
    pinkee pinkee dans dans dans

  21. trids says:

    Mewzikkl camfolajh, camolaf … hidin yer noates

  22. Hell Hath No Fury says:

    If God=lub
    lub=blind
    Ray Charles=blind
    God plays pianoes?

  23. guffi says:

    Does anyone know the source of the image?
    I would love to have a bigger version of it!

    Thanks!

  24. pepe says:

    Dat “Flite of da bumblebee” tuckerz me owt

  25. trids says:

    Ebinny an Ibery .. I haz dem

  26. trids says:

    cat nap now. praktis layter

  27. sarah says:

    Awww teh kitteh iz so lite he dun even wey down teh keyz.

  28. bladekitteh says:

    lolz, i jus happun to be gud luking man in tuxe! ai own mai own, not rental! hehe


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