sumfink tellz me dat
sumfink tellz me dat dis not gonna end gud.
but at least dis haz sum flavr.
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Gonna fall doun go boom
An get wet 2. Pleh!
And end up with puddy lukin liek drownd rat, aifinkso.
Lukin still bedder dan been da dwownd rat, afinkso
ai fink most innyfing luks beddar dan drownd rat!! ohai CC!!
kitteh gonna git jumpd by Mr. Grabity!
Me finks Fawl down go SPLAH is more accur… Akcut… is more betters
…hao I gits down?
silleh kitteh….seas ur humin der in da shouer?? heez wil halp u. itz awl gonna bee o-KA
Humin in de showr too bizzy taikin fotograff to saive kitteh…
ai bee wumdering wye hooman iz in shouer wif kamura aniwai. … hmmmm …
dis kitteh duse hav a good paw awn da situaton. shower door will swing open wen shi moves an den shi will jumps down
If hyuman in wadders unnerneef, beware teh pointy ends on teh bare skins wen kitteh falls!
SRSLY!!!11!!11
dat am wun georgous kitteh!
Ryte yuarr, princessmu! An lykez watuhr, tu!
Eyem singin inna rayne.
Juss singin inna rayne
Wii indoorz kittehz haz tu lern tu mayke dew wit whut we haz!
What a GLOR-ee-us feeling,
I’m hap- py again.
*twrils umbrelly, splashes in puddles*
*joins tribble an book lion*
*twril twril*
*splash splish*
eyem singin inna sno.
juss singin inna sno.
what a curious feline
it’s winter, y nao?
Splish splash I wuz tayki a baff
‘Long about a Caturday night!
(or morning, az teh case may be)
wub dub, just laxin’ in teh tub!
finkin ebbryting be awrite!!
well ai jumped out teh tub
put mai feet onna flooooooooor…………
rapped teh towel aroun me
nd I opened teh door…
an den uh, splish splash
furgot about teh baffff………..
hao wuz Ai tew no dere wuz a partay goin’ awn?
Dey wuz a moovin’ an a groovin’
Reelin’ wif da feelin’
Splishin’ anna splashin’
I wen an put my danzin’ shoos awn!
kitteh-sized niagara falls
Bud it may end funee!
lol yep
Jeebus…luks liek sumfing mai Penny wud dew…an’ has dun…an den fell awn meh!
Yikes! Did yu ’sperience teh pointy endz?
Oh…sew manie tiems…pointy ends better dan her nocking staplers off teh shelf awn tew mah head, ifinksew. No konkussing frum teh poyntie bits…
Dang MB! u gotz “lucky” wiff de afletik kitteh!
Ai lubs her tew bits, but she’s gunna be teh deth ov meh, jest waytensee!
At least skratches usually heal wifout scars.
I hadz one on my fayce when kitteh jumped out ov window onto my head in teh middul ov teh night wunce. Can onny see faint trayce in bery, bery bright light…
dim lite, we lubs it!!!
Ai haz a scar 4 inshis lawng ware mai bruvver dropped teh kitteh awn me.
liddel brudder?
Haow did u gess?
Bcos I has one meeself
mai luna (may he haf awl teh cheezburgerz he can eet up in kitteh heavens) used to luv doing dis. hed akshully open teh shaower door and poke hims liddle head in to snif teh waters. hims waz a funnee kitteh.
Oh…waindrops awn mai whiskers, maeks meh happeh!
rwane drwops awn roses an wiskurs awn kittehs…
**picks up phone**
Erm, Miz Andrews? Yeeeaaa…we’z gunna hafta change yer song. Can yew sing rwaine dwops awn wiskurs awn kittehs, wif teh combinein’ an furgit teh woses? Yew kan?! Wonderful, dahlingk!
De Sound of Moosic, Editid vershun!
Faaabewlusss!
Advenchurr Kitteh
juss habz 2 fyndz owtz how itz
canz raynn inz t3h Howss?
Advenchurr Kitteh lubz
t3h sowndz ubz fawlling wetz. Needz
2 getz mutch cloasurr
Mebbee Hewmin willz
letz Advenchurr Kitteh watch? Oarz
tehn, mebbee nawtz
Jack.
very prittee jack
curiosity leads to porosity…
So gladz yu r bakk interpritting teh kittehs into haiku, Jack.
I lykes Advenchurr Kitteh.
Doesn’t Advenchurr Kitteh have a chronicle of adventure written somewhere. Or maybe it should be written.
Ohai, lioncat:
Advenchrr Kitteh wuz
wunss kewt Liddill Advenchurr
Behbee wutz groawdz up
Liddill Advenchurr
Behbee lubvdz 2 clymz Curtinnz
awll t3h wayz upz hye
Pritee Wunn awllwayz
reskewz Liddill Advenchurr
Behbee awllz t3h tymez
Liddill Advenchurr
Behbee canz haz eebenz moar
Advenchurrz dis way
Jack.
applepaws for the lubly poem, Jack!!
off-topic … can anyone tell me how to “favorite” a lol? I don’t see a linky that does that
jus curius…….iz yew using firefox? if sew teh “fabrite” feechur duz nawt shows up sew ai’m told…… can ai fabrite sumfin fur yew? den yew can goes on mai favrits an den dat werks……
thank you jamamakitty! tat’s it! iz uzing firefox … will use anuther browser and tri.
so kind of you to offer to fabrite 4 me .. ifen nu browser not werk, i’ll ask you.
smoo to you!
yayz, nuvver mystreeee solbed!!
Spritz the Cat
fur da win!!1!1 komint, rodney
Fail pending.
Splash pending.
Huston, we hab splash doun in 3… 2… 1
oopps, has not comintd in sow lowng, I no logd in two werd pres!
Wun washed out kitteh pendin…
fall pending
athletic kitteh has awsome climbing skillz !!
Walking on water I tries it!
iz easier when wadder is frozed.
Silee kitteh, don yu noes dat onlee Ceiling Cat can walkz on da wadders?
How abowts clymin on worterz?
♫ raynedrops keep fallin awn mai hed ♫
Pointy enz be fallin on mai hooman….
Why does hooman have camra in showur?
Iz not shur ai wantz to no anser to dat qweshun, akshully.
HALP !
guize, ai n son have bfwended a feral kitty whut b’s libin in owr yard. she iza lubly stripey kitteh- but beri cawshus awownd peeps-
naow we tinks she b preggers ! yikes !
babeh kittys 2 b cuming soon, ai thinks !
nao we hazza problem-
must get kitty 2 da v-e-t
v-e-t wont taek kitty for exam n shots unless she b inna “cat trap”
duz n e body know where in l.a. or orange county, calif we can rent us a trap?
halp, cheezypeeps!
ai finks somwheres owt ders b a cheezypeep whoo knoes da answer !
SPCA? Animal Control? I’d call the animal cops and ask them first.
{{sparkysmom}} Here in sandiego dey hab feral cat society, dey haz trapz, ai finks so. Mebbe der be sum cat rescue peepels in orange county wat can do dat. Also can call de humane society, dey mebbe can telz yu ware to get da trapz. We hadz feral kitteh woo wuz old tomcat, he wuz berry berry meen, onlee letz mai huzbin pet him after many yerz. He gotz so sik wif mange dat he goz way to down da block to die. Mai huzzbin luks and luks for him, den finz him. He wuz gon for almos a munth. Weh huzbin fins him, he so sik hiz eyes swollen and cud nawt see. Mai vet sed to catches kitteh and to put kitteh in pillowcase. Ai fot dis souns mean, but vet sez kittehs can breeths in der, and dey nawt be so afraid in pillowcase, it meks dem to feel safe. Dis long storee, so ai stops and tells yu dis. Wen kitteh at vet, he getz so scard dat he runz (member he blind den) an runs strate up da wood wall at da vets! I nebber seen anyfing lik it. Dey catches him wif big fishing type of net, den putz him in cat carrier. Mebbe can get big net, get big kitteh carrier and catches kitteh lik dat if not can fine trap. Den not hab to get so clos to kitteh. Pleez letz meh no how dis storee enz.
sparkysmom, mebbe tu yu can callz to sum da rental yardz, mebbe dey haz da trapz can rent to not hab to buy dem. I not noes wat dey cost, but allso can to try tu call sum da feed stors, you noe da uns dat haz da rabbits and horsee feedz, ai seen sum rabbitz cajes nd stufs in der, mebbe haz traps tu. Just member dat kitteh will be bery scards, an show da teef and pointy enz, if hab to catch her wit no traps. Ware da glubs nd da long sleebs, nd can holdz scruff ub kittehs neck if hab to. Dis helps tu settle kitteh, meks eezier to mub her, and nawt hurtz kitteh. Az yu kin see, ai haz dun dis wif mor dan one kitteh. Gud luks tu yu.
THANK YOO, KERRY
ai found da san diego place onna inneer tubez, but the aspca and anmal cotrol places in L.A. an Orange cnty not have n e info on der sites bowt da traps.
ai shooda sayd dat da kitty now comes when my son calls her, sits wif him an lets himm pick her up and pet her wifowt uz ob da pointy endz.
iz nowt us whoo need her 2b in trap, but vet wont see her unless we bring her inna trap
son wants her in owr house, but ai sez “no!” cant let hur in til we know she not have da comun- kommuni- catchy sikees for owr uver kittehs
plus, now we tink she gonna gibs us prezzies ob teeny babies, we needs 2b shur she is ok
2day we make da cardboard box into da outdoor “kitty howse and birfing cntr” sew she has comfy, nawt-so-cowld plaice tew curl up in at nite
sparkysmom, ken yew call teh V.E.T. adn aks iffin a gud cat carrier wuddent dew juss az well? Iffin beloved offspring ken pikz her op, Aye shud bii finkin dat ah open wire carrier (nawt plastic) shud werk az whale az a trap…probly bedderer: trap cud be tew beeg.
sowry I iz so late seeing this.
2 add my 2 cents, or maybe 4:
/lolspeak
I agree. Ask the vet if you can’t bring her in in a carrier. If she is that friendly, and lets your son pick her up, you should be able to. If they say no, contact another vet. My vet let me bring my stray momma cat in, and it was NO problem. They should be experienced in handling this kind of situation, and if they aren’t, then they’re not the right vet for you and this particular cat.
(coming from someone who has just been through this exact same thing)
Good luck and let us know what happens!
{{sparkysmom}} If kitteh letz son pick up and petz her, shud be easy to take to vets. I fink mebbe vet meens sumfing like kitteh carrier and mebbe not trap.
Aifinkso, ai wud check wif her…I not noes da costs of dem, **sighs** we hab 4 kittehs in da haus, two dem feral kittehs, we hadz to buy new kitteh carrier for da outsid kitteh ai telz yu bout earlier. Yu can buyz un wif top dat openz up (easier to put kitteh inside, and easier for vets to examines kitteh)as well az the front door. Iz gud to hab it around ennywayz, in case uf fires, or if udder kittehs haz to go to vets sumtimz in footure. Mai kitteh Mommy wuz stray, she not let us petz for long time, den was bedder, den notises her had tummeh full ub bebees. Wuz so long sins dat happens to me, dat I finking dat der wuz lotz nd lotz ub time to get her to vet for da shots. Den soon after mai huzbin calls me at mai wurk, Mommy kittehs follows him into haus and startz to hab her bebehs. Her not had shotz, so we keeps her and bebehs in da bedrum til can get her to vets. We had won kitteh alredee, wuz not planz to keep Mommy inside, den wen ai gitz home, her layz her little hed in mai hand wen da bebehs iz coming. Well, dat did it, she goes to vet, gitz da shotz, den iz kitteh #2, den cud nawt fin gud hom for one da bebehs, so he also haz gud hom wit us. I finks to check wit da vet agin, I finks she jist want kitteh in carrier, and nawt to meen big cage trap to bring her in. Ai iz hapee to here dat you not lib wer iz so cold for da outsidez, hab yu gib her a name yet?
Sparkysmom –
Contact the Pawd Squad, a cat and dog rescue orgnization in L.A. I know of them only
from surfing their site, and have been impressed by their orgnization and energy.
Thank you for taking such good care of a feral momcat-to-be.
[lukin in teh kristl bawl] Ai seez…Ai seez…teh fail in yoar fyoochur…
awwww!!!! dis looks liek mah hansum kitteh!! ~*splort*~ <3
O noes! Silleh kitteh! Dis howz to do it. (Pleaz to lookz leff).
O dubbl noes, ware iz ma pic-chewer? Wiv da vishwals?
Ai haz to hav a wurd wiv prof happycat. Presentashun fail.
Prof Happycat’s luvly sistant Kelly (Woody: “Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, K-E-L-L-Y”) sez iz not ma fawt.
Norman serviss wiv tha prowfile pic-chewers be rezoomd soon.
Antisapashun. I haz it.
Iz waitin payshuntlee… hope, I haz it.
Oh, and hurraz tew Serenity Fireycat – its gud!
Kitteh can haz teh thirsty
Yayz, dis meh first comment EBER!!
Sry 2 B sew l8 wif teh well come, SF, but U R mose sin sear lee well come on ICHC. Berry nice peeps, adn lotsafun. Sew prowd 2 b hazzing u wif us!
*Da itsy-bitsy kitteh climmed up da shower-spout….*
=^..^=
are you lot ok? need any prescription drugs?
WHAT IM SAYING IS THAT YOU NEED HELP
AHAHAHHHA
HAHAHAHAHAH
aw man i got the munchies
that kitteh is about to have the faceplant of a lifetime.