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Oooo.. itz teh Shadow!
i’z skared!
hold meh.
leeza, methinks u needz a cheezpeeps map blankee to cudol wiff to halp u feelz safe!
*hanz oen ofer*
feel bettah?
Dat’s better, yas.
But I mite needs someone to hold my hand.
*luks around for a fyreman, or a YNG, or reesonable substitoot*
*blush*
forgotted my manners.
FANX audra!
o, dats no problum. u iz thinkin ob fyrmens and YNG, so…
Iz unnerstan!
I holdy ur hand leeza!! I not b a fyremenz, but i b frenlee.
Ai kums sits besied yoo too! An ai brotted popkorms!
Oooo. Fanky. nom nom nom.
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I gotta run ober to deh map adn moving mai marker. Wii haz landed in Corpus Christi, Texis!! Bak in a minit or tow oar free….
*luks around*
Iz holding hands wif mj, and ODK, and nativeca….
*cownts*
*recownts*
But, but… yoo has 4 pawses, doncha?
um… I does? well eben if I doez.. some is hands-paws, and some is foots-paws.
so wich one of u is holdin my foot??
o well, it made sense to me….
No, ai’s rolling mai eyeses becuz ai’m teh wun holding ur foot!!
*Yawn* Ai R going to bed wif 3 kittehs n a buk naow. NItey-nite!
g’nite, DK!! Schmooo.
G’nite mai qween! Schmoo to yoo too!
me too… itz been a weerd day.
better I bring it 2 an end,
start fresh in teh morning.
nites all.
GNL-BSTDLTBBB.
::releases paw::
*nawt sure if it wuz hands paw oar foots paw*
::Sits next tew cweenmj and 4.5 and grabs leeza’s udder paw::
Ai nawt fyremen eever, but ai bin noe’n tew step awn uh few cigarette butts oar shake uh fist at uh neighbor wut got weeds growing next tew their house.
Ohhh, popcorn,
*nom*
Mmmmm…buttery…
Gud tu seeing u heer NC66!!
U ben habbing a gud day?
Fanky, but nawt really yor majesty.
Teh teknawlogy haz gawt meh down tudai.
*damn yew HD*
Ai wuz hopin ai culd participate in sum gud ol’ celluloid moobie watching.
(oar fyre prevenshun)…wuteber.
Ai sowree to heer dat, NCa66! Hoep ur feline a bit beddur naow dat ur chillin wif teh cheezfrens.
HD = hot dog? Harley Davidson? Hound dog?
High Deafinifshun
:reeches owt and grabs sum moar popcorn::
Ai figgured… Ai wuz jus pullin ur leg
*hans NCa66 teh hole bole n goez to maek sum moar*
I wundered why ai felt liek ai had uh kickstand awl ob uh sudden.
::pullz leg bak intu a non-deformed position::
*mmmf noo shhr voo gawn shum awf shish gom gom*
::translation::
mmm, yew sure yew doan want sum ob dis?::
*nom nom*
*snagz a hanful uv popkormz*
nom, nom, nom
mmmm. Thankz.
Lord no! Ai’s full of popcorms alreddee, n pizza n brownees n Coke 0! Ai’s rolling off to bed naow. Nitey-nite NCa66!
G’nite 4.5
Doan let duh bed bugs bite.
And…doan worries ’bout dat sugur high.
0.0
It’ll subside…uh liddle.
0.o
den uh liddle moar
o.o
den yew’ll sweep liek uh behbee
^.^
And hab sweet dreams.
Zzzzzzzzzz
oh, dat wuz kewt!
ohai cweenie……….. how is teh wethr down der in souf tekas? we had ok dai tewday but we bin habin big rain
jus down teh hill frum me a car got sweptted into teh ribber wif two bois in it…maded teh cnn noos…….. sew sad… 16 yr old gril wuz dribin teh car
R u shur u want tu noez wut ower wevver b?
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Well, ok! I tellz u.
It b lubbleezz. Sunshinez. bloo skiiz.
gentle gulf breezeez. lidddlol poofee klowdz. temps in deh 80z.
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I just got deh fyrefox loded. now i putting in deh add onz.
wun to giving mee kewt kitthez on mai menu bar and wun tu killing deh adz.
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gnuu puuter b werk gitting it like u wanting it .
yer wether souns lurveleeee!! ai haz a jelus
h’ray fur teh nooo lapitop!! how duz yew put teh kittehs on teh menu? ai member wuz rilly rilly cyoooot……. ai can haz kittehs on mai menu??
Kewt huh?
Ai doan dew kewt.
Ai’m fierce, straight up, wut wut.
Watch dis.
::jumps straight up free feet in teh air::
::lands awn pointy end claws::
::runs arownd in circles::
::crowches::
*boing*
::runs full speed…right intu the bird cage:: *clonk*
::stands up…shakes hed::
Ai ment tew dew dat.
::crowches::
::butt wiggle::
::FLASH, hauls a$$ intu next room::
cyoooot!!
:snerk: tu deh NC66!!
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tu Jamamamamamaakitty:
go tu http://www.mozilla.com and download Firefox.
den go tu
http://www.addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/search?q=cats&cat=2%2C0 and down load deh catz.
ruh roh, ai haz tew haz teh fyre fox tew hab teh kittehs??
It b eezee. Onnist!! U kin dew it. B brave. Adn if u donut liking it, u kin still uzing deh Interweb Egsploder. but wen u putting in deh ad blocker, things loading sew much fasterz. and u duzn’t haz tu seeing deh adz.
Deh ad blokker b at
http://www.addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1865
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and i putting in deh wevver bug
http://www.addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/search?q=weatherbug&cat=all
my cween, may i can has fwee advice, yr royalness?
I had the adblkr, wrked rilly well, den it dint, eben tho the symbol wuz dere, and it sed it twas enabulled. Ads annoyink me all OOOVER teh place. I haets teh emo wun wif the multiplol peerzings. Anyway, then the symbol went away, and sumtimes the ads are blocked. NOW the ads are there 24/7 and no symblol, and i nebber seem to get past the furst stage of dooonloading it anew. It says it will werk when it restarts but nebber duz. I am being pun ished fr my lame puns, ifinkso. Or mabye i just chopp’d livah… grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr dem ads is annoyink.
oh hai, clg. I haz not had deh problem u deskribing…..altho I haz had menne uzzer problemz *sigh*…..deh onlyest thing I can think is tu removing deh fyrefawkz and dehn reloading it and the adblocker plus.
yesh. i has come to teh saem annoying conclusion. i wundre if i will loose awl my bookmarx…waaaaaaaaah!!!
ush clg’s get nawt first hand treeetmint!!! (mebbe yew is red hedded step chile)
pea ess: fanx fr the ad vise. twas wurth ebry penny!
clg, if yew google teh bookmark file it will shows yew how tew save yer bookmarks
I haz reloaded deh fyre fzwkz b4 and i b thinking it had an opshun to keeping deh bookmarkz, etc. wen i uninstalled it.
well, kidz, I think i goez tu bed noaw. Awl dis puuter stuff haz maded mii tarred.
g’nite. {{{{{cheezpeepz}}}}}
oooh. we dun tarred & fetther’d da cween. niteynite!
oh noes………….. how did her sneek orf like dat???
::waves floofy paw at chicken flayrd cween::
‘Nite yor majesty
ai haz a cornfuzzle….. wen did teh clg get teh tendirls??
clg………. ai tries agin – aifnkso yew mus cutnpaste
addiator.blogspot.com/2005/06/moving-your-firefox-bookmarks-file.html
i rilly duzn’t no why i can has tendrils. i aer not sined in. i guess sweetpeas jest sorta grow on ya.
*yaaaaaaaaaaawn* skuze me. i aer not bored, jest sweepy.
niteynite & fanx fr the halp!
oh well……..nawt goin tew lose sleep ober dat
duz yew use teh firefox tew??
*Geez*
*Ai doan fink ai’m gunna show up N-E-moar*
*Eberybawdy goez tew slumbertown wen ai dew*
G’nite CLG. Sweet Peas…er…Sweet Dreams.
May I joinz in? I brings pizza nd beer to go wif moobies.
Oooh, pizza! Ai has a hongree!
nomnomnomlikeefingersnomnom
gulpgulpgulp da beer
Fanks!
ooh that sownds gud!
I can bring brownees for desserts?
Wot movie we watchin?
Steal Magnolyas agin?
Lol! Ai fink itz Blade Runner.
Dat rite, NCa66?
Oh, where R mai manners?
*reeches owt n snags brownee*
Fanks!
Mphhmfphmmm – gud!
ooh I luvs Blade Runner!
Funny, wuz talking wif frenz today about favrite Harry’s son Ford movies…. BR was teh one I picked!
*grabs a pilolow*
*and sum popcorms*
Speaking of movies, have you guys heard of “Passchendaele”? Canadian flick, just released. I saw it on Nov. 6, which just happened to be the 91st anniversary of the capture of Passchendaele by the Allies. Really good movie, if a bit gory. Directed by and starring the hunky Paul Gross.
I hasn’t heard of that one.
I tends not to watch seriuss movies… life can has such a seriuss alreddy! I likes teh action, advenchures, comedees, and fantasees… and really liek the kwirkee humor stuffs.
Ai’m wif yew leeza. Ai liek tew watch teh moobies dat let meh escape reality fur 90 minutes.
Teh moar owtrayjus teh bedder, aifinkso.
Hay, anee ruum? I brotz a extree-ginorrmus sack uv Wyte Kassel cheezburgers and fryeees and cherree cola! Oh, and sum triple-chawklit milkshaykz…and bring on anything with Paul Gross! (Himz totally nom-abbul…)
=^..^=
an onlee teh Shadoe noes!
…how tew fix moobies.
Ai kanz haz dbbl xposhur?
lol
…and *snicker* and *giggle* and *snerk* and *ROFL* and *LMAO*…
::SPEW…pleh::
*note tew self*
Doan luk at lolcats while drinkin milk*
Basement Cat auditions…
Ai fink shadow kitteh gawt teh part wit noe string attached.
Ai doan see uh casting cowch in the frame.
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::wunders::
*wuts mai motivayshun…*
*…fur perverting teh souls ob awl hyoomin-kind, N-E-ways?*
Ah yesh, dats right…ai’m uh cat.
*pshhh*
Dis maik uh gud zombie moobie, aifinkso.
bwah hah hah….
::wipes milk frum whisker mustache::
How now mein frau?
Ai see that Snidley haz tied yew tew the train track…
Luckily the cow catcher should prevent any damage tew the locomotive.
(Iz fonnee Nsult!)
teh studint cums back 2 Germin class in ffawl, seez teechr whu wuz summr lifegard: “Hao naow, braun frau?”
An teechr preparz self for wrinklz, spotts (see dem nawt run) and meybee skin cansers.
Feelm in Kitteh Viziun.
200% more Floof.
Yesh, but 50% less visibility. Datz OK, kitteh beddur tew luk at N-E-way.
big bruther kitteh
sensors ur moovies
Hmmm…::struggles tew deeside wut tew put in DVD player::
1984
Brazil
Gattaca
Oh…Oh…got it!
Blade Runner.
does adrn… adnoi… lektric hoomans dreamz of lolcats?
Izz grate buk title.
dis kitteh gots teh big role
Kitteh relishes in himz role(s)…er…rolls
All-bran, Angel, Asparagus Surprise
Baked, Basil Pinwheel, Butter
Cajun, Caraway Rye, Chedder Twist (cormbread muffin eben oar California)
Dinner, Dill, Dijon
E…
Ennyfing! Ai haz deh hungree!
Kitteh shadoo mush bedder dan teh feelm! Kitteh shadoo much bedder dan teh mose fingz in teh hole wyde wurl! Sept faw teh kitteh itzelf obcoorz!
nd sept faw teh cheezbuggyyyyyy!!!!1!
Ohhh luk. Ai kin maik uh goggie, anna flutterby, anna froggie, anna mushroom, anna troll
, anna awl sortz ob kitteh silhouettes.
yew didunt want to watch that n-e-ways. yew shud pay attenshun to … let me fink .. pay attenshun to … hmmm … me. That’z right, me. Does “me” work for yew?
Yesh, kitteh. Dat wurks fine…jes fine. Lemme see…Ai can see it naow. Kitteh on teh beeg screen.
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Kitteh goes surching fur pirate gold and befriends Sloth, uh simpleton in a famblee uh theives?
*naw*
Kitteh attempts to create teh purfect woman owt ob uh barbie doll wit the aid ub uh computer, but she turns owt tew be moar than he expected.
*hmmm, noap*
Kitteh leaves his hoam planet, teams up wit udder rebels, and tries tew sabe uh princess frum ten evil clutches ob uh dark cyborg.
*nawt quite*
Ohhh, I got it…Kitteh iz cast into teh decade of decadence and forced tew watch movies endlessly and provide shadow puppet interpretayshuns.
Hao abowt…
Kitteh gets rekrooted to uh footbawl teem an haz ta leed da teem ta vicktoreez an beet da goggies in a hart-warmeng moobie of happehnezz?
…naw…
Kitteh an hiz kwazy lolrus pal haz ta go bak een teim ta gets bak da bukket, an uze a owld delor… derawr… reeley-kool-kar dat kan trabel bak een teim! (It can haz 88 MPH!)
…naw… been dun before…
Kitteh getz a skowlarsheep an goez to Harvard to studee Lawl. But de kitteh werks tew hard an iz up ta da Filloloscopy Majer goggeh ta teech da kitteh how ta partee an relaks!
…maybe? …naw…
::clappy floofy pawz tugevvur::
Doez awr awl wunderful ideas.
Sumwun REALLY should make moobies liek dat.
Dey wuld be full ob awesum and win.
Wait…
Jes wun suggestion…
Culd the Harvard student overdose on bronzing pills and hab uh lot ob soul sew that he could feel wut it’s liek to “cause some people to handle him differently”?
*Wag wags woof-tail*
Wai tank yoo! I iz berry full ob happeh dat yoo leik dem!
Ob cowrse! Iz wat bwingz togeddur da kitteh and ta goggie in da nawt-seckond place! Wit-owt it dere be no plawt!
Misteree Science Theatre – Yew awr doin it enthuziastically!
I just lubbs Catsablanca
If Bogie had been a kitteh, teh last line would haz been
“I fink this iz teh start ov a beyuutiful master-slave relayshunship”
Nd teh McGuffin wouldn’t haz been letters ov transit, they wuld have been dokumentashun ov rabies vaccinatshuns needed to cross innernashunal borders.
hehehe…
Looks like a fun movie. I want to watch!
Teh MST has lots ob seats. Pull up uh chair.
::hands meish uh bucket ob popcorn::
Swry dey’rz only colonels left.
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MST = Mystery Science Theatre.
*pulls up chair*
Ai lubs MST wid or widout popcorn.
Dey’re HEEERREE!!!
Carol Anne? Stay awy frum teh lite!
Kitty shadow mon
Shadow iz beeg, mon ami, oar az cweemj would say, “elle est trรจs ami-cale, mais elle n’est pas un pompier (fyreman).”
Nice effect on the cat’s back fur.
Kitteh’s tabby stripes maik moobie luk liek psyka…sighca…trippy ’70’s flik.
Dis moobie rated “F” fur Feline guidance suggested.
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diz is mai furst tym leevin a coment in lolspeak
i hope dis is passubol.
i gotta say dis lolcat made me gigol awot
mai cat hogs da view too sumtaimz
ohai giselle! yor lolspeek iz very egg sellent. tehr are no roolz except be nice! an yoo are very nice
Down in front!
hmmm kitteh fix geeks screenz
Kit’s Fix of Pix 4 Geeks’ Screenz klicks
Ntur tainment hedline.
Iz in yer moveez .. stealin teh leed roalz
it’a geek kitteh. da’ movie is Pirates of Silicon Valley.
lmfao thats funny as you know the pic up top
oh hai!!!!
thiz kitteh iz stoopid by dah wey. does anehbodeh know what moveh tis iz?
winamp ftw ^^
Kitteh haz teh frunt row seet!
you semmelllllll