New kitteh? Black u sez?
New kitteh? Black u sez? Nope, nawt seen.
u needz 2 b betteh at hidin bodiez.
picture: Kita. lol caption: pyselilla
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Dunno ware him cud be
Dang you for being so fast.
U aer spozed 2 congrat teh nawt sekund, nawt cuss dem!!!1!!
Dang really isn’t a cuss.
And I was teasing. Congratz on being first.
go e z on him. he newb.
Not really. I jus’ dun feel like usin’ lolspeak raight now.
Oh wait, I just did. XD
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O rly?
he mentz to say “thang you …” i’z soore. conga rats to you.
Dang it, my comment was erased. O_o
Uhh… I said:
“Dang is not a cuss really, but congratulations on being first anyway.
”
y u not lol speek? lol speek languag of interwebs. it teh law to lol speek!
Iz nawt complolsurree – lotsa peepls chuze nawt 2 yooze lolspeak – teh ownlee rools aer to plai nies an nawt 2 yell “f***t”!
i can has yell “NAWT F***t”, rite?
if no, iz in truble…
Iffn u fyned “no comments” iz best iffn u can sai sumfing bowt teh lol – enniwun can juss say “Furst” (oar “nawt sekund” eben) dat can maek u luk sillee iffn sumwun else getz dere messij postid b4 u do!
o teh noes. i is bad hooman
Noe, u aer nawt bad – juss taeks tiem 2 lern teh roolz! Nowun mynedz iffn u maek mistaykes wen u aer a noob.
Aifink u aer prolly moar noo dan AR, hoo haz bean postin fur sum tiem, but nawt resentlee.
troo. I is be lurker fo sum tiem. only maek accont few daiz ago.
to make lotz o lolz.
i lern roolz. i is lern! pwomise!
{{{{Dengarde}}}} dis meeens hugs frum frenz. No to hab da bad feelinz…dis da bestest plase to beh. No to feel badz
plz to b frend plz?
{{{annipuss}}} Ai haz a sad dat no un offerz da sillybrashuns tu yu!! I be da firstee un tu doo dat. Here is claps wif mai floofy paws..**clap clap clap** heer iz sparklee drinkee wif much xtry catnipz nd shotz ub tewkeelas, and to top off wid much possim size choklits to noms on, and snorgles wit mai floofy bebeh kitteh wat haz dots on tumee and pinkee toe pads!!!!
Yay!!!
kerrykatz I haz offered teg sillybrashuns be4 dis… my posts seem 2 be bein ignored
*teh
Thx kerrykatz4, AR did offer congrats affer a wile!
Teh drinkie sowndz interessin – nawt shore it iz sootabul fur a bedtiem drinkie – Ai iz goin 2 bed soon!
I not goin 2 bed 4 a whilez… is only 6:44 PM herez, an I go 2 bed vere late anywayz…
I jus made acount 2day, can u tell?
Da drinkeez helpz wit da sleepy timz, aifinkso. If not want, pleez to accep mai gift of snorgles wif de bebbeh kitteh wif da dots on tumee and da pinkee toe pads. He sez will nawt use pointy enz wif yu. Also, meh ai offer tu yu a floofy blankee for to hab nicee sleep timz?
Dat sownds berry gud, Thx – A kitteh iz bedder dan a hotwaterboddul – it staiz warm awl nite lawng!
Gud snorglez sleep timz tu yu, aniipuss. Mai ciyut bebeh kitteh telz me will stays wif yu til he heerz dat yu are really asleepz.
Thx kk4. Ai aer off 2 bed naow. G’nite ebbriwun, g’nite!
Nity nites to annipuss. Pleez to return da cute kitteh wen dun, K?
Because I just don’t feel like. But…
I can if I want to.
I’m too lazy right now. Or should I say “raight nao?” ;P
o okaiz. juz maekin shore.
Thx, Ai wuz joakin – Ai noe u wazn’t cussin me reelee.
I is glad U bein nice
Pleez tu sez OH NOES!! Dis be nise dang.
Ai meenz to sez, dis be nise dang thang. **winks at AR**
I look eberywere, I see nufing
I congrat u, Annipuss, u so fas. We be havin sillybrashuns soon?
Kitteh? Whut Kitteh? O dis ting? is just a maosie!
NAWT 1ND!!!
lol por ting…
“I be squish’d!”
“Shhh!”
Nawt seen. Yep. That’z my story, and ai’m stickin 2 it.
i git troof out o u yet, Phil!
Das wut I towld teh Fedz.
Dey didunt beleev meh.
*remoobs toffee wrappers from PdB’s paws* Ok, naw try stikking tu it.
Okay, I can’t see my comments, can you guys?
Not NAO! D:
Nao I can see dem.
It tayks a wile foar new uzurs tu shoe up. Nawt kwite sure wy – iz nawt az iffen tehy’re running a bakgrownd chek tu mayk sure you’re nawt a goggie in disgize.
Ai fink dat AR iz nawt noo – Ai cud see teh commints immid.. imed.. rite awai!
I’m old. I’ve been looking at this site for over a year, and commenting every once and awhile.
Dis time, I be speakin’ a lot of comments.
I jus made account 2day, mai coments show rite awai…
Ohai SerenityFire! Welkum 2 Cheezland!
I is glad 2 be welcom in da land ov da cheez!
*noms cheezcaek, is one ov her favrite fudz*
Yep, Ai can see dem lowd an cleer!
Ai seez dem tu. Yu comez in laud nd kleer, {AR}
{{annipuss}} we hab da same wabelinks, dunt weh? kk4 iz not so fast as yu, mus wurk on mai skilz.
Kitteh=President?
Ai finks dis kitteh iz un ub Ceiling Cats minions to squashez da uprizingz frum Basement Kitteh, he onlee doingz his jobz. Nawt sew wel, akshuly. Perhapz nedz mor ub traningz.
Ceiling Cats minion? oh noes, i mus tel teh he megestie Basement Cat!
Doze dat duz dat, gitz da skawshes frum da minions. **luks round** Pleez to go down starez uzing ninja skillz.
u uze ninja, i use fly!
*fliez*
WEEEE– *OMG CRASHE*
owwwie……
I almos feelz important watchin dis… *wans to do sumfing, but cant think of anyfing*
Iz nawt gud tu hab da crashingz in Basement Kittehs domanes. Must recubber an startz ober, for da minions gitz yu. RUNS…RUNS..to da lite!! Kwiklee!! Den to startz obber wit more aplomp. Dis pleezes Basement Kitteh.
*runz to teh lite*
plz to c Basement Cat bai uze bukkit?
Aifinks mey uzez bukkit, if da bukkit be steels frum da lolrus…der payne gibs Basement Cat mush pleshur. Pleez to steels da bukkit den proseed to da stares.
teh bukkit wuz stole frum the lolrus, yesh. I use teh bukkit naow!
can i haz teh bukkit
NOES u can no haev bukkit!
is MAH bukkit…
Dis pleezis BC, iz nise wen mai minions fite for da stolen bukkits.
Pleez to procede, sez BC. Pleez nawt to crashys dis tiem. Disturbs mai naps, nd dis gibs me a fierce!!!! Bewarez aul dat coms here to da basmint. Doth sez Basement Cat.
*proceedes*
Lawd Basement Cat! Ceiling Cat have unleshed minions aganst u! u must send troopes!
Oh Noes!!! Dat Ceiling Cat…alwez meddels in mai ebil plans. Yesh, relees da minions for the fite gints gud and ebil. **shakes hed** Wai, oh wai, duz CC and hiz doogudders gitz in mai weh. Oh, wai? **rubs floofy paw togeddr** releese da minions, at once!!!
I trys 2 do teh lolspeak, but 4give meh if et sux, I is noo here
Yu haz gud lolspeeks, {{SerenityFire}}
I havs proof dat blak kittehs aer alyuns!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xi0RPiAbs_w
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Ok, dey luk lyke dragons on deir own wurld, but they can chayng shape adn I finkso dat dey luk lyke blak kittehs when on urf.
WILL SOMEONE PLZ LOOK AT MY LOLS AND TELL ME IF THEY ARE GOOD OR NOT THANKS.
Oh hai, {{swizzle001}} Ai had kweshun bout dat tu, on last lol. Ai iz hopins for halp.
Aiz iz clikz awn yr blu naym, and Ai winzz up wif mai awn profile and iz asked 2 chuz and cap a picxure.
Wud report awn yrs if Ai cud seez dem! Haz tried twyc naw.
ha! i clikked & lukked, adn thotted “whoooa, GMTA, swizzle has teh Xzakt same fings az eye doo!!”
SOME ONE LOOK AT MY LOL PICTURES PLEASE
noes.
noes what?
Hoo noes?
Sowwee – wen Ai clikk awn ur bloo naem, Ai get mai own profiel!
click on the name or look for swizzle001 with the pink emblem and try it.
Ohai, swizzill:
U habz prittee lolz.
Lawtza diffruntz Kittehz andz
Doggehz. Verreh nyss!
Meetloaf Kittehz andz
Nappeeng Kittehz andz handsumm
Doggehz. Awllso Burdz
Awllz U needz arz sum
clebburr capshunz andz t3hn U
willz beez in bizzness
Jack.
tird tyme, samz reesult: nawt yr pix. and diz tyme Ai didz as Yu said and clicked on yr pink emblem nayme.
KCyabai
PLEASE LOOK
swizzle ai tride 2 luk at ur lols butt sumfin be nawt kwite wif ur signin in aifinkso, cauz wen ai clik awn UR bloo naim ai goez 2 MAI profyle. Dat nawt haow it shud wurk.
Beeg Clebburr Kitteh
hydez t3h Midnytez Behbee 2
cutz doawn on t3h ‘Sploart!’z
Midnytez Behbee iz
clebburr 2! Yuzez t3h Beeg
Kitteh 4 Napz playss
Midnytez Behbee beez
2 kewtz 2 beez dissobayd.
Hewminz knoez dis well
Jack.
**sighs, flutters eys and haz a faints** yu are da bestist ebber, JD
Heez wai tu Qte. Nawt gonna shoyu.
Duble snuggel
Swoon!
I waz wondering, hao do u put linkz in da name?
YOU LOT NEED HELP
but seriously have you seen my dog
I MEAN HAVE YOU SEEN MY DOG
DOG DOG
DOG
DOG
DOG
Meh tinks dis is suupr FUNNAY!
my cat did the same thing wit hmai new kitten. it was funny. there names are sasha and poe.:’)
me and my mom love this one!