Psst – Ted, get the steak sauce.
Psst – Ted, get the steak sauce. And the good forks.
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we has good dinner tonight! Thanksgiving early!
And it comes to our door! WIN!
Congrats, Valesa an Anukki – off 2 teh ty booteek wiv u 2 chooz ur riwards
Beeer and winee and cheese… that’s all i could think of… Btw, TGIF!
Save me teh drumstik.
Dis wun is nieslee fattind
aaannnnddd, call da priest……’tis an ebil squirrell
noooooo!
Skwirrls r not to be eeting!!
wivooot a gut priest the skwirrl mebbe eetin’
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yer souls, and he luks hongry, and tired of seeds.
Skwirrlz not be ebil!
I swares ‘pon my saynted mudder.
apparently you’ve never read the “squirrel grenade”.
nopes.
iz that anything liek the holy hand grenade?
Yes. book ob armaments, chapter 12, vurses 9-15 tawk ob hurling sqwirrols at fronch niggits. Tho nawt red sqwirrols. Doze aer cute adn cuddly adn snuggly. Ask ennywun from teh TTI whu woz a member ob teh Tufty Club.
uh aifink u meen fronch kuh-niggits…
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1060580/posts
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that should bring it up, and no it wasn’t me.
ROFPIMP!
*catches breths*
But Dan… it sownds JUST LIEK one of ur ‘adventures!
And anyways… teh poor skwirrl was looking death in teh fase, he wuz just tryin to survive! Poor widdle thing.
my aunt forwarded this to me, and asked when I got a Honda. I had to explain that I still have the Kaw, so it ain’t me.
OMCC, dan, this is teh funniest ting Iz read in munfs! Here, yu can haz all teh akvavit yu wants az token ov my grattytood fur it.
Dat musta bin wun of leeza’s nuclear-powered skwirlols.
OH
MAI
GODZ
I am still wiping tears.
OMCCLOL!!!
Kint …
Breev …
Laffin …
Tew …
Hard …
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!elebenty!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, oh, oh! That wuz just. tew. funneh! Thanx!
Hoo be stil alibe, but taht is nawt teh pointy thing.
U got holee hors hoo liekz 2 run inda rain? Oooo, saynted MUDDER! Nao ai gitz it!
didja know what she feeds her mudder……….FODDER, the horror……the horror.
just wot r u implying?
I is being impyooned!
Oh teh huje manatee!!!
Manatees du nawt eet sqwirrols. Unless dey’re well kookd.
Iffin dey eetz teh skwirrlz, hao wud we be gitting wippee creem fur teh Tanksgivin pis?
perzactlee!!
Nawt eben in stoo?
GMTA, Dan!!
goot ting, yer vit meh, strenth in numbers…………avast.
they has pirates in Norweigh?
Or are u a viking now?
*reflects on where to go wif that*
Polly want sum ludifisk?
akvavit (or aquavit)
I want all uv u to really think abowt these commints ur making!
Where’s teh hoomanitee????
Owt woopin it up wiv teh hair-robix destructors an legul perfeshnals!
given what we know if hoomanitee, prolly sharpening knives and melting garlic butter.
[HOMER] Mmmmm…. garlic butter. [/HOMER]
Sqwirrl nawt gud with garlic butter. Is much bedder wif brown mushy room gravy ober rice.
Um… Ifink u shud be sticking up for teh otter rodents, WRr!
Not givvin recipees for them!
sibling rivalry, ugly as it gets.
oh noes, not that agin!
I has already got teh big b
rother maus.I has enuf fam damilee, fankuverymuch!
And the hlolidays coming up….
Iz beddur to nawt eet rodentz. Bud if U gonna eet rodents at leest duit right.
Weeeeeelllllllllll – wuz fout u habz teh schizofrenik braynes ob Maus adn Ebil Maus teh ovher dai…..
um… that wuz onlee a theory.
nuffin has been proven.
xsept that teh floor ov this place is QUITE teh dirty!
*rattle-rattle* and ted, bring the keys to the FRICKEN DOOR!!!!!
Dis maus haz furry tayl and luks ebil.
It does luk ebil
It haz lazurz fitted. Maybe it’s wun ob Dr Ebil’s sharks in disgize.
skwirrl is to big to be eated
ur nawt frum roun heer, r u? u jez niid biggr pan!
Donut get meh rong, Ted. Teh skwirrl iz gunna be owr gest — nawt owr fud. Skwirrls iz frendz – nawt fud. Besiedz — dis wun wud kik owr taylz.
Offskreen, Ted sez “Hao kud we even uzing teh gud forks? Curse owr lak uv upposubul fumz!!!”
Looks like a replicant squirrel to me…
Thems is not good eats!
OMG this luks mah boss kitteh Yogi
himz has ebil plans for pooh Mr Squirrl
Squirrel -kabobs
Squirrel creole
Squirrel gumbo
Pan fried
deep fried
stir-fried.
There’s pineapple Squirrel, lemon Squirrel, coconut Squirrel, pepper Squirrel, Squirrel soup, Squirrel stew, Squirrel salad, Squirrel and potatoes, Squirrel burger, Squirrel sandwich. That- that’s about it.
dun really wants to eet dis squirrells.. jes liek dese movies
Yu forgawt roast sqwirrol adn sqwirrol kebab.
Man awn TB in TTI mayde a stew wiv skwirrls. Ai aer nawt shore Ai want!
Dun worree, Anni – eet wussa Gray Merican Skwirrl (dey gud fur nommety nommety) nawt liek teh floofy cyoot Red TTI Skwirrl, aifinkso!
O yiss, dey wuz tryin to `sterminayte teh grey wunz bai eetin dem!
mmm… skwirrl… * drool *
Gray sqwirrols ok tu eet. Red Tufty Club sqwirrols – nnnnnnnawt!
yesh, yesh! ai wunner whut teh black wons tayste liek…?
Teh black wons tayste liek pinny gigs, Aifinkso
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but but but ai ar nawt a nom!
GP… teh time mite has come for us to joyn forses in teh name of rodints everywhere.
That wud meen u can no has skwirrl stoo.
BUT, we will abolishes GP eeting, 2.
R u wif me?
* puts lid awn large bubbloling pot of err, ‘vegerable’ stoo
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Yesh, skwirrlgrrl! Ai is wib yu! Nao, hao du wii put a stawp tu awl dis nommety nommety ob oar Rodint brudders adn sissers?
Dresses dem awl up liek ratz. no bodee wantz tu nom a rat.
Gud ideya West River Rat! Wheel yu be halping meh adn skwirrlgrrl defeet teh rodint nommers?
Aifinkso. When teh rodint nommers runs outta skwirrls and pinny gigs, ratz and mausees is awl dey hab left.
*eyez pot suspishushlee*
I don’t know if I wants to dress up leik a rat.
(sowry WRr)
Dere must be anotter way….
aifinkso mebbeh wii shud has “Plz to NAWT be nomming teh Rodints” benefit conshert atta JCH4K Amphitheatre! Yesh, yesh! wib lebretees adn adn adn lawts ob non-rodint based fuds adn lawts of shampers adn adn adn wii can inbite ebberywon tu plai!
* hides pot *
OOoooOOh.. a consert!
And maybee we can gets Zauberflote to plai!
And wot do u fink, if we has dansing to go along wif teh musick?
And we can gets teh Skwirll Nut Zipperz to play too!
*has an excited*
*still sees pot behind door*
*gives GP a LUK*
* puts arm arownd skwirrlgrrl adn leeds hur awai frum nootrishus adn deelishus pot ob… err, stoo…
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Whut? wai yu lukk at me liek taht?
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Aneewai, yu arrange teh musak adn ai’ll get teh lebretees tu maek video appealols fur us!
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* scampers off tu get LCBs rollolodex
Starts making liszt of musicianz to contact:
Skwirll Nut Zipperz
Meat Loaf (he went vegematian)
Toad teh Wet Sprocket (amfibian, close enuf)
oo! maybe a cheezland recital too!
Liek a talent show… hmmmm
* clappity clappity *
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Yesh, yesh, yesh! Wii can has Cheese-e-Oke?
Dat shud be funs. Ai can plai mai banjer moosicz?
*scampers off to practice behind teh wall*
Ooh YESH!
And.. shud we has a fanksgivving theem?
As in, fanks for not eeting us??
Kthxrodintsizpeepel2
*heers “dualling banjos” inna distance; shudders*
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Oh yesh yesh, wen issa Merican Fanks Gibbon? Wii awlreddy has teh Kanadian won inna Oktobrr, aifinkso
or eben “duelling” *faispaw*
Merica Fanks gibbon is um… 3 weeks from yesterdai.
Itz always teh last Thursday of Nomvember.
WRr, do u know Turkee in teh Straw?
Iz in Nobembers.
*hmmm nawt kwite rite yet, needz a squeelz.*
*pricks up eers*
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dere issa Turkeh inna straw?
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*scampers off tu chase Turkeh outta beeg pyle ob straw reddy fur Fangs Gibbon nommety nommety nom
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* waves to teh otter rodints
Aifinkso. Ohh
Haow baot dis wun.
“Ai am a rat of constant sorrow…”
Itz not reealy a turkeh, GP.. itz justa sawng.
Dat one sounds teh sad, WRr!
And wile itz appropreeate that we treets teh subjeckt of rodint consumpshun seriously, ifink maybee we don’t want to make teh audiense cry.
Everatt………mai beard itches.
We stard dem wif de sad and den make them happee tayl wif teh turkee adn the saltee goggies.
Dan r u quoting Deliverance?
Coz u knows where that will end up….
Deliberance? Iz mai favorite burt reynolds mobie. Pass teh popcorns plz?
O Brother, where art thou…
Rly?
I lieked Smoky and teh Bandit.
He only tooked his hat off for one thing…. Salleh Feeld.
Iz not gettin any refs rite today….
Wotr u doing tonite Dan?
A show? Or still hauling out teh glittery Chrissmuss dekorations?
Keith Sweat, and En Vogue
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I STILL have a soul-breaker of a sinus headache from dealing with the x-mas decorations.
OOh I dont fink that will halp ur hedache.
*gives Dan a nice warm soft pad*
Put this on ur face… it will halp.
*and a shot uv Rumplemintz*
Always cleers things up for me…
Rumplemintz, either cleers dem up, or upon attempted recollection of actions the previous evening………..foggs them up.
well.. u cud try some hot pepperz….
or even better.. wasabi!
wasabi….now that sounds nice.
If U R having the wasabi U needz a calimari tu holdz it.
mmmm…
I’ll have a firecracker roll, soy paper insted of seeweed plzthxmmm!
Can u tell I hasn’t had dinner?
just ate dinner……..no horseradish of any stripe…….*sigh*
*stomach rumbles*
Iz waiting for a friend to call me…
ifink we’re going for Thai.
Not sushi… but it will werk!
Ai planted some this fall. hopefully it will take and I will have a nice patch in a few years
w00t!
Dinner bell rang!
See u all later!
psst. *whispurrs* hey sg, avoid any offers for “hot-tub”…..jus’ sayin’.
Sum peeps heer in teh Merkan Souf put skwirrls in dere Brunswick Stoo.
Nawt mee — chikkin is betterer, aifinkso!
Not to forgits Squirrel wit Spam.
Objeks frew glas r biger den dai apeer.
Cum heer sqwirrl, cum heer! Ai woan hert u! *liks chops* Noes, noes, ai woan hert u! *holds fork behind bak* Cum closer liddlol sqwirrl! U luks delish..er uh, yumm…er grayte todai!
That. Is. Awesome!
I lyk squirul. Iz gud tasting.
Ai dunno, doze yeemz luk dedlee. Tayk kerr, kitteh. N Ted tu.
Steak sauce is ub A-1 importanse wen noming skwirels.
mmm… A1 Steak Sauce… no can has inna TTI
ai member nomming lawts wen ai was ownlee a littlol GP onna holidaze inna Merica
Iz okais, GP, yu canz gib me yurs. **asks in wonder** wut TTI beh?
Teeny Tynee Ingerland
teh squrrel is facke rigt?
waht kitteh is really sayin:
“get hooman…door, must open…how open door…”
whut whine goez wid skwirels, red or white?
iffen de skwirel has been locked outside….naked I would say
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blush
that would be appropriate.
but he’s got a fur cote on!
*snerks anyways*
c’est depends dan le recipe
U has a dan recipe???
*gets owt utensils, and tenderizer*
*Ebil Maus skips trippingly past, throwing flower petals and confetti*
♫♫♫ Tra-la-la tra-la-la tra-la-la ♫♫♫
Hi Leeza! Isn’t it a WONDERFUL evening!
♫♫♫ Tra-la-la tra-la-la tra-la-la ♫♫♫
*Sigh*
My brother seems to have gotten into the “nip”
*Sigh*
Sowry.. I pushed teh buttun too hard, Ifinkso.
Not shur how to fix that.
But teher is definitely something un-harmonick going on.
I HATE HARMONICAS! AIFINKSO!
Not harmonicas!
Harmonicks!!
As in, teh being in toon wif teh uniberse…
Or E flat. Iz not shure which.
*Brings in the White Jacket With The Funny Extra-Long Arms*
*Slips Maus into the jacket*
Ta all. I think my brother needs the weekend off.
*Throws some flower petals*
Hmmm… Strangely satisfying…
Ai haz a happee tail. Teh roadz is open. Ai can go get goggies sum gushifuds. We habbin hooman size snoe drifts and the big icee storms last nights.
con-rat-choolayshuns on surbibing teh blizzard, West River Rat. It takes a brave nd tuff karrok-tur to lib in Souf Dakota.
how does your cat know my name?
OMG,need skwurrl 2 plz ceiling cat…. 2MARRO IS CATURDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mind reedin abilitiez, we has it
this cat looks EXACTLY like mine. crazy.
I lol’d, in fact this one had me ROLFing!
Good stuff.
It seemz to be ebil demon skwerl.
Love it! SO awesome!
That is a huge squirrel.
I’M new here but im gonna have 2 say HOLY crass FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!i’ll get tha plastic ware!
Absolute genius. Perfect caption…couldn’t ever do a better one!
great one!!!