Comments on: im grounded…..

By: Emily

Emily — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 19:39:09 +0000

yah kinda lessenz de cwoot fakter. -_-

By: Ashley

Ashley — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 03:52:40 +0000

I did.

By: kitteh

kitteh — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 12:21:15 +0000

nobodi noticed kitteh sitting on crotch

By: EbilRedKitteh

EbilRedKitteh — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 03:33:58 +0000

Wursted part of killing deerz on teh hyewaye? Picking der grabble bitz out of teh steaks! (JK!)

=^..^=

By: floatcat

floatcat — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 19:05:53 +0000

wen i saw dis it reminded me of this kitteh

By: TiannaBanana

TiannaBanana — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 15:55:40 +0000

Awwwww….
Oh mai….
no warnings!
Oh noes! Not pertekted!
*SPLORT*

By: gnn1

gnn1 — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 14:22:11 +0000

arghhhh I fergetted my kyoot reflectin sunglasses… *splort*

By: fairpro

fairpro — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 13:50:07 +0000

what a cutest kitty…i love it..

By: Cat_S

Cat_S — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 10:01:33 +0000

Just ober year ago, mai daughter wuz notso lucky! She hit deer an killd it- nearly kill car too! Got home went striaght to bed. In mawnin went to luk at car. Naybor seez her lookin at car covrd in blud n dead deer bitz -says “Kidz think itz grate how youve dekaratted car for Halloeen!!!”

By: barboid

barboid — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 07:27:43 +0000

hawt choklit, pleez! thankee sew kindly. {{{rhsb}}} i feels much bettr nao. an i jus fink uv lukeenes of no hab ayr barbie in da wyt hows.

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 06:03:20 +0000

wellll, I know where kitty’s sleeping tonight.

By: kitteh2jewel

kitteh2jewel — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 05:17:31 +0000

fyv minitz erlier: No kitteh dat’s my pie! Bad kitteh! (Souf Park referenz in case y’all didn’t get it)

By: kitteh2jewel

kitteh2jewel — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 05:13:32 +0000

vishizly skritched da karpet
wee-wee’d in da hoomin’s bukbag (mah Jewel used 2 do dat lol)
xpenziv jewelree – u ruined it!
yoozed ur pointee endz awn da toylet paypurr
zzzzzzz’d awn da hoomin’s brand new sofah (n shedded awn it lol)

Ai had 2 get creative wit sum uh doze… dis wuz hard!

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 04:35:01 +0000

Yash, ai saw!

ODK is fien – just donut calls mii DOK oar KOD!!!

Nite-nite.

ODK

By: skwirrlgrrl

skwirrlgrrl — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 04:33:27 +0000

Haha!
I just answered my own qwestion.
I will calls u ODK.

By: skwirrlgrrl

skwirrlgrrl — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 04:32:25 +0000

DK!!
*hedbonnnnkS!
I was just signing orf.
*wispers*
Did u see tehre is anotter DK now?
I gess we will has a confusing!
{{{{{originul DK}}}}}
U has a grate Caturday too… !

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 04:29:12 +0000

but teh yarn is libertated nao.

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 04:24:56 +0000

Hay skwirrlgrrl! Gud nite, adn has a grate Caturdai!

By: skwirrlgrrl

skwirrlgrrl — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 04:10:56 +0000

Thelma is teh BC.
Momma is teh caliko ur asking abowt!

By: Dengarde

Dengarde — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 03:11:53 +0000

I is sneek u caek wen parnts arent looking!

By: Phat Cat

Phat Cat — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 02:42:24 +0000

Xpectorate Milk awlover
Yell at momma at 4:00 AM fer Gushifoods
Zerow in on da fambily’s pet hamster.

By: erik teh lolcat

erik teh lolcat — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 02:07:07 +0000

told yoo kerfew tiem iz at 10

By: stoopidhoomin96

stoopidhoomin96 — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 01:52:49 +0000

da itteh bitteh kitteh comitteh’s most mischievios kitteh gotted groundeded

By: Kayjoy

Kayjoy — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 01:09:51 +0000

what a sweet storee! i has a curious as to how u teeched her to climb trees…

By: uniquekitty

uniquekitty — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 01:06:22 +0000

dat iz skerry, rhsb! Ai iz happitayl dat yew di nawt hit teh deer adn bork yer littlol car. Ai haz libbed heer allmost 10 yeers, ai haz hit 4 deer (thank CC ai wuz dribing a big Dodge pickup truck), wii iz surrounded bai state land, haz elebenty billyon deers here. do nawt want borked vehicle, but nawt nyce when deer iz hurt
ai know ai iz layte, but ai haz 2 kaliko kittehs, yew are welcum tew snorgle tehm netyme! yew juset haz tew be karefull uv teh liddle wun’s (Tira’s) pointee ends, her kinda careless wid tehm…oh, adn her lieks tew chew yer hair tew…

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 01:01:11 +0000

Duz bebbeh skwirrlz use teh liddurbawks?
*wandurrs off, wundrin to hurself*

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 00:54:03 +0000

Hay guies, ai iz leevin 4 teh nite. Ai lykes 2 watch “Ghost Whisperer” an iz almowst on.

See y’all latur! **waves**

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 00:52:42 +0000

Mai mahm’s kitteh wunse stolded a peese ov chickin offa mahms plate.

Mahm lefted it onna harth an went outta teh rume. Wen hur returnd, Peggy wuz nommin away awn a peese hur had snatched.

By: kerrykatz4

kerrykatz4 — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 00:48:52 +0000

Woks like an ajipshun
X…

By: serendipity

serendipity — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 00:47:42 +0000

ai had a baby skwirrl…fed her wif liddle boddle, she lieked
tew crawl n2 mai cleevage, hed down, tale stickin awt of
blousey top 2 sleep. waz so kyoot. teacheded her 2 climb
trees.
Had a sad wen Mr. Gray skwirrl boi taked her awai 2 b
his grilfren…but happy 2, dat she cud maek it n deh wild,
ai tawted her gud skwirrl tekneeks.

By: kerrykatz4

kerrykatz4 — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 00:47:24 +0000

Iz nawt fare! Dey be soree win ai wunz awai, den dey be soreez to givs meh a groundings! I show DEM!

By: D.R.

D.R. — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 00:46:55 +0000

All I did was eated ur cheezburger

It was rite dere on de plate an evryfing

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 00:45:49 +0000

Ai wud lubs 2 has teh mahm, but u kno mai storee rite nao…meen ole lan-lordz.

Iz Thelma teh short-hayred caliko wif the blak on hur fayse? Hur is purty, too.

Aw heck, hoo am ai kiddin? Tehre iz NO uglee kitties (except foar teh wunz wif no hares)!

By: Katzi

Katzi — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 00:45:38 +0000

Awwww…dont grownd da bebbeh kitteh He(she?) too KYUTE!

By: kerrykatz4

kerrykatz4 — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 00:44:37 +0000

Oops, ai meen curtinz

By: kerrykatz4

kerrykatz4 — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 00:41:21 +0000

{{rhsb}} TO DA RESKEW!!

By: kerrykatz4

kerrykatz4 — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 00:39:13 +0000

Meh needer, nawt tuch wit elebenty-foot pole dat haz pointy enz on it.

By: skwirrlgrrl

skwirrlgrrl — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 00:39:05 +0000

Yup, the mom is still arownd… she showed up yesterday wif a borked tail. Wot on earth happened, hoo knows.
Wish I cud find hur a home too.

Puzzles noo mama sent me a pickshur Thursday. I has it at werk, I can put it on my profile Monday.

By: kerrykatz4

kerrykatz4 — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 00:37:43 +0000

Yesh, da curins needz to hab da frinjees, iz al da raje in Peris.

By: kerrykatz4

kerrykatz4 — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 00:35:23 +0000

Iz ok, dey jes jellis ub yur cyootnis. Dey haz a soree wen yu iz grod up.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 00:34:58 +0000

Fanks, ai hoep iz soon. Ai want a kitteh SEW HARD!

Ai glad taht awl teh bebbehs gotted gud homez. Ebery kitteh deserbs a gud home.

Iz teh mahm still hangin arown? Hur wuz teh gorjis, 2!

Oh, an will teh noo famlees send u pikshurs ov tehm az tehy grow?

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 00:32:58 +0000

Okay, lets mi see if ai can do tihs. Ai iz a littlol outta pracktiss.

Skoop up teh braynes, rinse unner watur…
PLOP back inna hed…
Put awn bavvin cap wif purty flowers onnit…
TaypTaypTayp Ducky Tayp arown…
PLOP on CHRG…
Wrap in floofy cheezmap blankee..
Wud u lyk hawt choklit oar a choklit martoonie?

Rest foar a whiel an trai 2 fink uv uglee stuff.

By: kerrykatz4

kerrykatz4 — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 00:32:08 +0000

Taikz brudders toyz
Unnerstandz kewtnes for to get out ub trubbel
Very sneeky wen shredding kurtins
W…

By: skwirrlgrrl

skwirrlgrrl — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 00:31:34 +0000

yes.. hur name is Puzzles now though!
I took all teh kittens to their noo homes last Saturday.
It was teh hard saying gudbye, speshully to hur.. she was a sweetie!! But they all went to gud forever homes, and I has a happy bowt that.
{{{{{rhsb}}}}}
Eventchooally… u’ll get ur kitteh.

By: odog1999

odog1999 — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 00:31:06 +0000

I didn’t get a “Harrumph” out of you!

By: Oh, bother

Oh, bother — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 00:29:14 +0000

Sed meen tings abowt da goggie
Tangld up meowmy’s knitting
Unrowled meowmy’s knittin’ bawl
V….

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 00:27:41 +0000

Oh noes! Wii gots a cheezfren down!

Halp! HALP! Hoo iz dribin the CCC tonite?

By: jk2kitteh

jk2kitteh — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 00:25:37 +0000

{{{{{rhsb}}}} dere iz moar tew, eff u want!

By: kerrykatz4

kerrykatz4 — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 00:24:48 +0000

Iz ok nau. Heer iz floofy snorgles frum da kewtes floofy kitteh wit dots on tummeh. Den heer iz speshul drinkees wit catnips, choklitz an tewkeelas for da relaxings.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 00:24:36 +0000

Dontcha jes wanna nom on tehm?

Wii wud get teh poynty enz, tho. Still mite be worf teh owchies.