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aww kitteh u can haz snorgle wif mii!
UH TEN SHUN EBBEWON! SREUS SPLORT ALERRT! PUT AWN ALL CHRC GEER!
Too layte! Arrrrrgh! Da cuteness! Da cuteness!
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*dials nine-elebenty*
CCC, we needs u stat!!
Plz to be sure to sterelize teh branes before replaysing them.
U wudn’t belive wot’s on teh floor here.
Uh-huh.. yas.
They is coming jd!! Hold on!!!
whai sterilize them? theyz just gonna go rite bak to the nawty barn and get awl dirtee agen… unless yu is referring to the fackt taht nobuddys kleened the flore in here in living memry…
dats it exacktlee!
I hadda splort teh otter day.. u shudda seen teh things that ended up in my hed.
Nerds..
Spilt debreefing fluid..
Feathers…
Itz no wonder I cant think strate!
Soree JD – aiz caym too layts to pro text u frum splortij. Ai brawt teh CCC to helps udders thoe. Aiz nots feelin too wells todai. Can sumwon help DJ cleen up hims brayns??
hm, well maybe teh skwirrlz can halp.
*whistles lowdly*
*skwirrlz come running from all direckshuns*
*they sweeps up branes*
*wif a carpet steemer set on reverse*
See, that way teh branes is steemed cleen!!
*skwirrlz replace branes, put on chrg, ducky tape*
*all in 40 sekkunds flat*
The skwirrlz, they r teh fast!!
Here jd, has a nice striped sawfty blanket, and a choklit badger.
U shud be ok now.
Fank u skwirrlgrrl! Teh skwrrls did guds jyob!
And so begins owr campayne for PETOR!
Peeps for teh Ethikal Treetmint Of Rodints.
See how halpful they can be?
ai had a baby skwirrl…fed her wif liddle boddle, she lieked
tew crawl n2 mai cleevage, hed down, tale stickin awt of
blousey top 2 sleep. waz so kyoot. teacheded her 2 climb
trees.
Had a sad wen Mr. Gray skwirrl boi taked her awai 2 b
his grilfren…but happy 2, dat she cud maek it n deh wild,
ai tawted her gud skwirrl tekneeks.
Duz bebbeh skwirrlz use teh liddurbawks?
*wandurrs off, wundrin to hurself*
what a sweet storee! i has a curious as to how u teeched her to climb trees…
conga rats on nawt sekkind ty wif anni.
haz sum irish cawfee wif teh chawklit chippee cookies. Den off to tybootik wif U
ooh fanks, dat sounds gud! ai’m off frum deh werk naow, ebbywon haf a gud caturday!
i iz imprezed by da grammaz
wats iz a “is”?
An Ai din’t meen 2 be bad
Well, fairy nuff. Awl yu did woz…
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Altur teh cloks elebenty hours forwards
Bites teh hoomin
Cawse splorts in a 50 mile raydyus
Dangle teh steak ober teh goggie’s hed
Eats awl teh nip
F…
Feedz the goldfish tu Ur brudder
Grabz teh maylmans wif ur pointee endz
Hisss at aunty Em
I….
Ice down mai blankeez
Jump on da bedz AGINZ
Keep meks da barfs in mai shoes
L…
Littur box nawt on hooman bed
Mauses U did nawt chaise awai
Nommed ALL teh cheezburgers
Opinned teh paowdurd shuga bags.
P…
Purloined Peeps Preciousnesses
Quaffled all the Waffles
Reversed course, directly into hoomans (while under load–of course)
S…
Sed meen tings abowt da goggie
Tangld up meowmy’s knitting
Unrowled meowmy’s knittin’ bawl
V….
vishizly skritched da karpet
wee-wee’d in da hoomin’s bukbag (mah Jewel used 2 do dat lol)
xpenziv jewelree – u ruined it!
yoozed ur pointee endz awn da toylet paypurr
zzzzzzz’d awn da hoomin’s brand new sofah (n shedded awn it lol)
Ai had 2 get creative wit sum uh doze… dis wuz hard!
Popped mai bloonz wit pointy enz
Qwestun mai athoriteez
Ran wit sissurs
Stapels mai ponytale to da wall
T…..
Taikz brudders toyz
Unnerstandz kewtnes for to get out ub trubbel
Very sneeky wen shredding kurtins
W…
Woks like an ajipshun
X…
Xpectorate Milk awlover
Yell at momma at 4:00 AM fer Gushifoods
Zerow in on da fambily’s pet hamster.
Ah’s grownded ‘cuz Ah wuz 2 cyoot fer awl da ebberbodies else.
Iz ok, dey jes jellis ub yur cyootnis. Dey haz a soree wen yu iz grod up.
Doggeh came in, peed onna rug, sed “nerner nerner nerner” adn went out agen!
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Honest!
chek it owt- donut smellz like kitteh P. whuts rong with ur nose?
Harummmmphhh!
ah bawss… yu gotz grownded too? big ebil hug fore yu!
I didn’t get a “Harrumph” out of you!
but but but, ai fort yu WANTED teh couch awl torn up?
I herd u sez remodul!
See? priddy!
I kin fixes teh curtins too!
Yesh, da curins needz to hab da frinjees, iz al da raje in Peris.
Oops, ai meen curtinz
awz y da kittehz alweyz get groundedz y not de goggiez to?
Iz nawt fare! Dey be soree win ai wunz awai, den dey be soreez to givs meh a groundings! I show DEM!
*Puts on his brother’s Geek Hat (with Propeller)*
Interesting… Apparently “Being Blue” is not case-sensitive…
Everybody have a good weekend! TTFN!
Ta Ta Maus.
Mebbe naow U get sum gud climbee drapes, nawt teh flimsy french lacee wuns.
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pinky..Pinky..PINKY TOEPADS!
Dontcha jes wanna nom on tehm?
Wii wud get teh poynty enz, tho. Still mite be worf teh owchies.
But teh toylet papur was too big! I maded it smaller foar u!
Sheesh!
Meen ‘ol Mawma!
Hmph! will you neber lurn? Ai is alwayz rite!
Hao yu can grownd such a kyoot face?
Haow cud ennifing az cyoot az dat be bad?
CanNOT. Iz goggie’s fawlt, ai areddy told yu.
liddle punished kitteh scent 2B sit10 inna corner uv sum bunnies jeans???
luckee sum bunneh wiff liddle angree kitteh inna pants!!!
Ai nawt tuchin DAT wif a elebenty-foot poel!
nor I, not for nuffin’.
Meh needer, nawt tuch wit elebenty-foot pole dat haz pointy enz on it.
I hates mai famlee – youse all HORRID to me!!
Iz ok, ai takez yu to betur fambleez dat nebber gibs yu da ebil groundings eber agin.
*Holds on titelee to CHRG*
*panic*
Nawt tu panic. heer reed may mort gage paypurs.
Hey — dat werkeded!
Oh guddee!! ANudder fing ai cin puts on teh CCC – WRR mort gij paypurs!!
omg dat kitty iz da be5t!!
000ooo0o0o
Ohai, mai frenz!!!
Ai had a skareded erlyur tonite. Ai awlmoast hit a deer, oar, teh deer awlmoast hit mi!
Neether wun ov us gotted hurt, but it tuuk us bofe by surpryze!
Fanks b 2 CC ai iz okay, an sew iz teh deer!
Oh noes!! Wen ai libbed in da Colorado ai wuz dribin nd den tree leetl deerz runz aut rite in frunt ub mai car! Iz scary. Wud be a sad to hitz da deerz, or to be hurtz frum not to hit dem. I haz a hapee dat u nd deerz iz ok. **patz rhsb nd sez, der, der, mai deer**
It wuz teh berry skaree! Teh deer wuz BEEG deer, nawt bebbeh bai enny meens. Mai littlol car wudof been borked beyond rekognishun.
Oh, ai still shakin a littlol. Ai can has floofy kitteh 2 snorgle? Dat wud halp SEW mush!
Iz ok nau. Heer iz floofy snorgles frum da kewtes floofy kitteh wit dots on tummeh. Den heer iz speshul drinkees wit catnips, choklitz an tewkeelas for da relaxings.
{{{{{rhsb}}}} dere iz moar tew, eff u want!
dat iz skerry, rhsb! Ai iz happitayl dat yew di nawt hit teh deer adn bork yer littlol car. Ai haz libbed heer allmost 10 yeers, ai haz hit 4 deer (thank CC ai wuz dribing a big Dodge pickup truck), wii iz surrounded bai state land, haz elebenty billyon deers here. do nawt want borked vehicle, but nawt nyce when deer iz hurt
ai know ai iz layte, but ai haz 2 kaliko kittehs, yew are welcum tew snorgle tehm netyme! yew juset haz tew be karefull uv teh liddle wun’s (Tira’s) pointee ends, her kinda careless wid tehm…oh, adn her lieks tew chew yer hair tew…
Wursted part of killing deerz on teh hyewaye? Picking der grabble bitz out of teh steaks! (JK!)
=^..^=
Iz glad yu nd teh deer bof ekskaped, rhsb! Iz skary moment.
Teh bakk rodes here iz always full ov deer…maykes teh night dribing bery skary.
Just ober year ago, mai daughter wuz notso lucky! She hit deer an killd it- nearly kill car too! Got home went striaght to bed. In mawnin went to luk at car. Naybor seez her lookin at car covrd in blud n dead deer bitz -says “Kidz think itz grate how youve dekaratted car for Halloeen!!!”
o rhsb ai iz glad u an teh deer r ok! ai hayte dose cloas encountrs liek dat!
o sry wrng playc… :-/
Ur braeks work gud U founded out Aifinkso.
Has a Hawt chocklit and wraps in teh Floofy bloo blankit wif pink lolruss onit.
Yesh teh braked wurk berry gud, fanks CC!
Teh rode wuz a littlol damp becuz wii has had teh raynes awl dai.
We have a lot of tehm here too.. sew much construckshun in Charlotte… no wheres left for tehm to go.
And I always get a sad when I see tehm on teh side of teh road.
I mean, after tehy are teh ded.
Dere iz alot moar ov tehm tihs yeer, aifinkso.
Wun rode neer werk alwayz has teh deer awn it, bofe alive an ded. Wun dai, a yung deer walked between teh carz (wii wuz stopped at teh lyte) jes lyk himz duz it eberydai! Tehn, him walked akross teh otter syde ov the rode – awl ov tihs in 5 a-klock traffic!
Iz kitteh habbin 2 goes 2 bed wifowt enny cheezburgers, alsew?
Dat jes krool an unyooshual punishes!
dis is so…SPLORT!! acK!!! *collapses with the ultra-kyootness of it all*
Oh noes! Wii gots a cheezfren down!
Halp! HALP! Hoo iz dribin the CCC tonite?
Okay, lets mi see if ai can do tihs. Ai iz a littlol outta pracktiss.
Skoop up teh braynes, rinse unner watur…
PLOP back inna hed…
Put awn bavvin cap wif purty flowers onnit…
TaypTaypTayp Ducky Tayp arown…
PLOP on CHRG…
Wrap in floofy cheezmap blankee..
Wud u lyk hawt choklit oar a choklit martoonie?
Rest foar a whiel an trai 2 fink uv uglee stuff.
{{rhsb}} TO DA RESKEW!!
hawt choklit, pleez! thankee sew kindly. {{{rhsb}}} i feels much bettr nao. an i jus fink uv lukeenes of no hab ayr barbie in da wyt hows.
Hey Leeza – Iz Blossom in hur noo hoam?
Ai sew wish ai cud taek hur, but it wuz jes nawt 2 b.
yes.. hur name is Puzzles now though!
I took all teh kittens to their noo homes last Saturday.
It was teh hard saying gudbye, speshully to hur.. she was a sweetie!! But they all went to gud forever homes, and I has a happy bowt that.
{{{{{rhsb}}}}}
Eventchooally… u’ll get ur kitteh.
Fanks, ai hoep iz soon. Ai want a kitteh SEW HARD!
Ai glad taht awl teh bebbehs gotted gud homez. Ebery kitteh deserbs a gud home.
Iz teh mahm still hangin arown? Hur wuz teh gorjis, 2!
Oh, an will teh noo famlees send u pikshurs ov tehm az tehy grow?
Yup, the mom is still arownd… she showed up yesterday wif a borked tail.
Wot on earth happened, hoo knows.
Wish I cud find hur a home too.
Puzzles noo mama sent me a pickshur Thursday. I has it at werk, I can put it on my profile Monday.
Ai wud lubs 2 has teh mahm, but u kno mai storee rite nao…meen ole lan-lordz.
Iz Thelma teh short-hayred caliko wif the blak on hur fayse? Hur is purty, too.
Aw heck, hoo am ai kiddin? Tehre iz NO uglee kitties (except foar teh wunz wif no hares)!
Thelma is teh BC.
Momma is teh caliko ur asking abowt!
Hay skwirrlgrrl! Gud nite, adn has a grate Caturdai!
DK!!
*hedbonnnnkS!
I was just signing orf.
*wispers*
Did u see tehre is anotter DK now?
I gess we will has a confusing!
{{{{{originul DK}}}}}
U has a grate Caturday too… !
Haha!
I just answered my own qwestion.
I will calls u ODK.
Yash, ai saw!
ODK is fien – just donut calls mii DOK oar KOD!!!
Nite-nite.
ODK
Awwww…dont grownd da bebbeh kitteh
He(she?) too KYUTE!
All I did was eated ur cheezburger
It was rite dere on de plate an evryfing
Mai mahm’s kitteh wunse stolded a peese ov chickin offa mahms plate.
Mahm lefted it onna harth an went outta teh rume. Wen hur returnd, Peggy wuz nommin away awn a peese hur had snatched.
Hay guies, ai iz leevin 4 teh nite. Ai lykes 2 watch “Ghost Whisperer” an iz almowst on.
See y’all latur! **waves**
da itteh bitteh kitteh comitteh’s most mischievios kitteh gotted groundeded
told yoo kerfew tiem iz at 10
I is sneek u caek wen parnts arent looking!
but teh yarn is libertated nao.
fyv minitz erlier: No kitteh dat’s my pie! Bad kitteh! (Souf Park referenz in case y’all didn’t get it)
wellll, I know where kitty’s sleeping tonight.
what a cutest kitty…i love it..
arghhhh I fergetted my kyoot reflectin sunglasses… *splort*
Awwwww….
Oh mai….
no warnings!
Oh noes! Not pertekted!
*SPLORT*
wen i saw dis it reminded me of this kitteh
<a href=”http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/11/07/funny-
nobodi noticed kitteh sitting on crotch
I did.
yah kinda lessenz de cwoot fakter. -_-