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Kitteh calls die “buffet”
Dis…ai typed too fast! Kitteh call DIS buffet. SHeesh.
i jest thotted you was speekin da Lol Gurmunz.
Dim sum!
I has the precious!
Dat hampstur iz pure EBIL!!!
Dat luk moar liek ratteh den hampster
Pretti Qte, thoe, yu haz tu admit.
Birdee taeks rattee under himz wing.
Too cute for wrds./
Yes.
teh uno
Kay Lastima, no
*jentlee spritzes sweetpea wif plant fud*
*sits bak & watches tendrils gro*
mmmmmmmmmmm
*streeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetches*
fangs!
Yer bery welkum! Hao is yew dis ebening, sweetpea?
*dripdripdrip*
feeling berry refresh’d !
IRL a little stuffed from eetin too muches…forchunatelee, wuz mostly a ginormous spinach salad wif bloo chz, craisins, walnuts and applols.
ummm, duz dis meen i aer a canniblol, eating my relatifs???
,
how R you?
ohai MaryO’sweetpea!
*hedbonks*
Didja see I pressed teh cerulean buttun finallee???
It was teh majic.
U give teh bestest presentz.
I’z off to beds now, but wanted to giv u a showt owt!{{{{{{{sweetpea}}}}}}}
rat looks evil
Burdie luks a tad defensive. Rattie luks a bit uncertain. Mebe tehy not az happi az I thot.
ebil maus? :-O
moar like ebil burd, dat beek’ll take orff a finger.
Maus luks liek himz plotting sumfin, aifinkso.
Ai finks so tu, nightshayde, he luks lik mekkin ebil planz.
I think the mouse is just putting his all into letting out a silent-but-violent. The expression is half self-satisfaction and half flatulence.
*snerk*
teh ebil maus be keepin his frains cloz, but his enimiz clozer!
Dis is beri odd couple. But dey luks happi enuf.
Ah takz teh lit’l fella under mah wing…
Conga rats on ur nawt second, carosue! Iz a noob adn am not shur of teh protocol 4 teh nawt seconds. I ofurz u teh beverages uf ur choice adn duz a special dans 4 U? Wut dus u deezire 2 sillybrate?
Fur sumwun nawt shur uv teh protocol, yew didz a bery gud job, tabbehkitteh! Welkum to ICHC!
*extends floofee paw in frendship*
Fank yew bery much!
*gratefullee klasps nightshayde’s floofee paw*
Ai haz bin lernin at teh paws uf teh masters. Teh cheezpeeps r teh frendlee-est fokes arown!
Anom to dat! Haz yew had teh grand tour (given by cweenmj) yet? She is teh moast wunnermus tour guide in awl uv Cheezland… and she knowing hur way arownd much beddur den ai do.
Ai haz nawt yet had teh grand tour by cweenmj. Hao dus ai go abowt taiking teh tour? An nightshayde yew noes a lot — laik hao 2 puts teh cyoot faces in ur posts.
Wurks fer me. Hawk chocolawt an pi? Wind is blowin. Mite nawt dans!
Sorree u had 2 wayt so loonng fur ur hawk chocolawt and pi. Wud yew laiks sum wipt creem or marshymallows or eben sum vanillah ice creem on ur hawk chocolawt?
LOL. we haz got dat friendship. dat parykeet haz the rat as his BFF.
Dat iz teh pointy-est beek i eber seen on a parykeet.
That’s one of the weirdest photos I’ve ever seen! Unsettling….
Yah…it looks posed…yet not. (?)
Rat Medic takes Birdie off de battlefield
“Dat’s de las time I fite wit puppeh”
Gooooooooooood one!!!!
Rat rubz hanz togedder, finkin bout noming da nies birdee. Luk out, birdee!
*whisperz* Teh nom zepplin beez redee…
**luks round furtibly** Coste iz cleer…I be on da ruf, wit larj bagz for tu bring bak da noms!
okaiz…*lands zepplin on ruf* cwik! awn teh zeplin!
Up, Up and Away in ar bootiful zepplin nawt med ub Led!!
*flies teh zepplin* yupp…wii iz auff tew teh lamd ov gud noms nd supah floofy kittehs!
*relaxes in pilots chair* Ahh….tis nice nd warmm in heer….
Ai wishez ai memberd to bringz mai scrachee post, o, wate, deze seet cubbers wil wurk jes fine. **shreds seat cubber, den washis fase wid floofy pawz**
Dat mus hab bin stow awai kitteh!! We mus fine him for he roons all da seets!
*sets zepplin on autopilot*
Eh…ai doezn’t mind none…..I has other siit coverz….
nd bai teh wayy,…are yew sure dat yew didn’t do eet?
Ub corse ai iz shure. Did u not seez me to wash mai faces wit mai floofy paws?
I telz yu, der mus be stow way kitteh in here dat duz deze ebil fingz.
**shootz ankshus glansis to bak of zepplin** I thot ai hurd sumfing jes nau…mebee ebil kitteh shredding mor seet cubbers!!!
Dere awr onlee two seets in mah zepplin…..and teh pilots seet iz lockd off….
sew, dere are nu moar seet coverz tu shred….
nd ai knowz foar a fatc dat yew culd esily shred, ded cleen wid yoar floofeh pawz…
but liek ai sed, ah don’t relee caer eff yew did….eff eet iz moar comfy….
den itz fien wid meh…
**washiz face agin wit floofy paw** Well, mebbe ebil kitteh, um, well…oh hai!!
Wer da noms at!! **luks out windoh to ubserv da seenry, settles intu nau comfy seet cushin**
*runs bak to pilots chair to land teh zepplin*
Weer heer!
Sumdey teh birdee will haz to xplain bout adopshun.
*clears throat to sing*
“U are teh maus beneathz mai wings”
Beyootimaus! (Adn bery funnee) Ai can do a nies intrepetiv — inturpetiv — mayde-up dans 4 carosue if yew singz 4 me.
LOL — I was just going to make a comment about sitting back to watch the entertainment whilst eating popcorn … which reminded me that I have popcorn here that I need to finish before I go to work.
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Cheezpeeps iz teh halpful!
hello, nightshade, I saw yur comment about my “all caps” on da ovver fred.
I iz sawwy dat mai meffods bovver yu. ai thot ai ad xsplaind b4 bowt nawt
bn able to c beri well. ai hafta use awl da twiks ai can to b abel tew c da
pwint here. ai knoz menny peeps think da caps is shoutng but nawt fer mi.
ai will go awai now and sit in da kornur.
and sniffle.
and powt.
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be careful about that pout, bird liable to land on that pooched-out lip…..and this ones carrying a mouse!
Ooooh — ai iz teh sorry, sparkysmom! Ai wuz just playin.
I hadn’t seen any posts about your vision — never would have said anything had I known. Now I feel terrible. 
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I’m really really sorry. I meant no offense.
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*pullz sparkysmom owt uv teh kornur, sits hur on a cumfee chare & tuks hur in wif a sawftee blankee*
*taeks sparkysmom’s playc in teh kornur … an sniffulz … an powts*
Oh noes. Nawt u 2?! Here hab one ob mouses hankies. Its kleen.
Oh, and {{{nightshayde}}} Hab a gud caturday ebbryone!
*sigh* caterday isn’t untell tumorrer…
(lol….on AFHV, they just had a funny cat vid…)
see previous alert for sparkysmom….it still applies.
Iz okai, nightshayde, not for da wureez. **brings nightshayde floofy blankee nd raps round her sobbin shoulders** Comes wit meh for tu not be in da kornur no mores. Here iz sparklee drinkeez wit extry catnips, and here, pleez feel free to snorgle on mai lublee babeh kitteh wut haz dotz on tumee and pinkee toe pads.
Ai nao haz a tremendus sad an aiz sittin heer atwerk, crying.
Ai neber eber meant to hurt sparkysmom’s feelings. 
*feelz liek an insensitib ideeyut*
*sigh*
*sob*
*sigh*
do I need to call in the Pesky Perching Pigeon of Peril, upon ya both?
Onlee iffitz wearin Pampurrs, plz.
Pleh!!!
ndiid….pleh…iz nuu gud tew eet wid dat awn…..
PLEH! do not want….
iz ok, nightshade, i tries tew merember to take off da awl capz thingy, cuz ai knows it bovvers peeps, but sumtymes ai fergits– ai knoez doh dat yu nawt bn meen. heer, ai sit down wit yu and we shar da “sqirrel grenade” storree frum da uvver fred, made mi laff owt lowd inna da middle ob my powtin !
Ai shared dat storree wif lawts uv pplz today. Dat wuz teh funneh.
*wieps teer frum cheek*
*blows nose*
Plz to furgiv meh, sparkysmom. Ai rillee rillee meant no harm or mean-ness or ennyfing bad.
*luks at sparkysmom wif big sad puppydog eyes (which is tuff fur a kitteh)*
{{{nightshayde}}}
{{{sparkysmom}}}
Nau yu ar frenz lik da birdee and da ratee. Anudder hapee endin for cheezpeeps ebryware. **reaches out armz for groop hugz***
Tidmum joins in…
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{{{{{awl teh otter cheezpeeps}}}}}
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{{{{{awl teh otter cheezpeeps}}}}}
and {{{{{stagehanddan}}}}} fur da sqwirrel grenade storree makin da lsffn
“storree makin uz laffin” ai meant-( c wat happenz when no caps?)
finners nawt noe whut dey doin
I wonder if lowering resolution on your ‘puter screen would enlarge the text enough for you to read it?
I’ve actually done that at work. You might also be able to mess with your “appearance” settings (if you’re using Windows) for more general tasks. My icons are HUGE! If you haven’t already done it (and you’re using IE), you can go to View –> Text Size –> and increase the size of at least some stuff when you’re online.
Dun know if this will help, but someone here gave me dis tip a gud while ago. Try holding the Ctrl key and pressing the + key. In the Firefox browser it makes everything larger on teh page. Helps my old eyes. Ctrl and the – key makes tehm small agin.
Cheezfrenz Splort….oh noes, mai branz!! Wer dey go to?
I dunno….are deze yur brainz or mah brainz??
**feels round da flurs** Oh noes!! No can put da rong branz in mai hed!
**lukz round in sneeky wai** wate, mebbe nau ai kin playz da piano…an DK can be to fedz mai 6 kittehs. Oh yesh, I fine mai branz, deze on the flur be yur branz, I is shur ub dat. teeheehee, sez kk4
fur awl ov mah 9 lives, ah cannot deside: I’z a scalee kitteh, aor a floofeh dragon?
playin’ teh piano ownlee comes wif lawts ov practiss…..
You’z shure ov dat?
Mebbe yu be floof da majik dragon? **kk4 reachez in hed to return stolen branz** *sighs* Krime nebber paze. Mai dottur had da lessuns long tim ago, ai wud asks hur to play Fur Elees for meh. Is lublee song. Pleez to play fur meh in xchanj to get branz back.
shure ting….*plays fur elise*
dat gud? *plays teh Moonlight Sonata*
i can has mai brainz bak nao plz?
Iz so much beturz nau. Da moonlite sonata conbinsis meh to gib branz bak tu yu. Iz so neic to heer da lublee songs. Heer iz yur branz, ai meks shur dat dey returnd jes liek a founs dem.
tank yewz…..*putz brainz bak in hed, clozes hed and applies
tape*
doez yew wantz tew heer anyting else awn teh piano?
Well…DK…der is song wut beez bery old skool..mebee nawt noes how tu playz, but mebbe can lurn for kk4, or ai finks yu can lissen tu cuz haz da bestest piano solo ai ebber heerd. Is suddern rok song bai “Little Feat” iz on “Waiting for Columbus” cd. Song iz calld “Dixie Chicken” mus heer dis song on dis cd, cuz dis libe vershin, and iz berry long song wid da long piano solos part. Ai not spects yu tu play for meh, but I lub da pianos in dis song. **sighs** Ai had de vinel album, den ai had da cassete, den nau I hab 2nd cd, cuz ai wares out dat song. **sighs agin** I lub dat un speshil. But yu haz gib meh eerwurm ub Moonlight Sonata, and ai has da hapee nau, fank yu for da songs!!!! {{DK}}
{{{{kerrykatz}}}}
{{{and awl teh othur cheezpeepz}}}
Oh noes. Donut be sad Sparkysmom. Its sometimes hard to memember dese tings even if you splained to us. {{{sparkysmom}}}
didz u ebber no dat uz mai heeero
dans, kitteh, dans!! *G*
Dis foto brought 2 u by the Anti Kitteh League.
We nows returns to nermal programmin.
dey teamz up to fite ebil? but kitteh nawt ebil, juz hungwy.
Ratman nd Robbin. Ebil fiters ub da new agez.
ore fore peeps whu iz skeerred uv hites.
dey team up 4 superb EBIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WE SHUDA LISTNED TO OUR CATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ONLY CEILING CAT CAN HALP US NOA
Ceiling Cat!! Heer ar plee…HALP!!
CC sez: “go halp yersleves” an bring me a bigger cheezburger…
er nope, sorree, that wuz just mai tummy tawlkin- retern to yor plees.
hmm… luks liek nuggitz n staeks to meh… NOM!!!1!!!11
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MMMmmmm……birdee staekz nd ratee nuggets. **yellz at spouse** Not tu cookz dinnrz tanite, I hab it under kontrols.
Luv de erlierr komments — but kn we jus take dis foto on faes valu?
SO SWEET!!!
Hoep it IZ wut it luks liek — 2 kritters hoo liv az FRENZ!
♫♪ Thankyou for bein a fren ♫♪
Travel down teh road an bak agen..
lah lah lah lah lah… cant amember teh werds……
♫♪ …..Youre a Pal an a Confidante ♫♪
{{Tidmum}} Dis frum Ai Lub Lucee
Frenship, Frenship, such a purrfic Kenship
Wen udder frenshipz ar in da pot
Ars wil stil be hot…
Waddle waddle waddle hep hep hep.
Oh noes, big earwurm nau, hau to sleepz tonite?
Too late fur me. Mr T.M came hoam from beer wiv teh bois an is now doin a one man band impression wiv him snorin an teef grindin an tootin…an mah bedrume stinks like a brewery!!
Is 3.30 am heer an I is wide awake!!!
*kumfurtz Tidmum*
Dat sownds liek teh skaree!!! Mebbe you kin snuggle wif teh kittehz on teh cowch until yew getz drowzee enuf to ignoar teh one-man-band?
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Oh well. Itz tiem fur meh to leev werk & go hoam. Ebreewun haz a gud nite & a lubberlee Caturday! Get sum sleep, Tidmum!
Hab a nyce weekend nightshayde
*Waves byee*
{{{Tidmum}}} Ai noes, I hab un jist like dat. I bide sum eerplugz, iz a help wit da snorings noizez fur shoor. Iz a wunder we git anee sleep timz. Iz 8pm here, wer u at for to be so late? **hands Tidmum da eerplugz and big sparklee drinkee wit much xtry tewkeelas to helpz Tidmum sleep**
ohai kerrykatz4
I is in teh TTI.
*Slurpeez tewkeelas an puts teh eerplugs in*
Gonna try an get bak to bed nao. Boichik will be up soon. O.O so I nawt hold owt mush hope!!
Fankyew kk4 .
da third lyne iz “ur heart iz true”
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*sings* If you threw a partayyyyy
Invited everyone you knewwwww
Soon you’ll see the biggest gift would be from me
And the card attached would say
Thank you for being a frienddddddddd
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ai lubz da Golden Girlz. I wuz boarn in da 80’s, so I grew up wit dem.
best frenz get ambushed in 3…2…1…
Lol….Tis ov mice and…….birdeez?
luks liek sumone woke up at teh wrong side ob teh wing…
OHAI HASHIM! good to see you! how did your tests go?
Ohai mary!!
my tests were great!! (except for the part i missed a “A” grade by 2%)
how am u??
theez too remins me ov teh time jerry an teh liddle woodpekkker ganged up on tom!!
Ai finkz teh feddery burdie an teh fuzzy mowsey hab teamz up to plotter teh distrucshun ob awl teh kittehz! Sumfinkz mus b dunz! Kwiks! Kunveen teh itteh bitteh kitteh committeh an rallee teh twoopz! O noes!
Burdee thinks to self, “Ai no haz to outfly kitteh — Ai just haz to outfly ratt.”
Wot a sad piksher! Wun ob dem aminalz (or boaf) iz nawt alibe enymorz. *creepie*
I agree. I said the same thing yesterday and they removed my comment. I love this site, but posing dead critters with cute comments seems a bit much. Birds and even rats are worthy creatures, and I’d rather not have to worry about how these two met their end! (Tho my kittehs say theyz still look like gud noms.)
o noes I had a feelin the bird mite not be okay…..
The rat looks like satan!
burd iz lookin saweet teh rat sees scary
looks laik burdie n hammie planning ebilz plot aginst kittehs evrywhere….get rid uv em once in fur all!
That is teh cutest thing I has ever seen
NICE