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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Kitteh calls die “buffet”
Dis…ai typed too fast! Kitteh call DIS buffet. SHeesh.
i jest thotted you was speekin da Lol Gurmunz.
Dim sum!
Dat hampstur iz pure EBIL!!!
Dat luk moar liek ratteh den hampster
Pretti Qte, thoe, yu haz tu admit.
Birdee taeks rattee under himz wing.
Too cute for wrds./
Yes.
teh uno
Kay Lastima, no
*jentlee spritzes sweetpea wif plant fud*
*sits bak & watches tendrils gro*
mmmmmmmmmmm
*streeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetches*
fangs!
Yer bery welkum! Hao is yew dis ebening, sweetpea?
*dripdripdrip*
feeling berry refresh’d !
IRL a little stuffed from eetin too muches…forchunatelee, wuz mostly a ginormous spinach salad wif bloo chz, craisins, walnuts and applols.
ummm, duz dis meen i aer a canniblol, eating my relatifs???
,
how R you?
ohai MaryO’sweetpea!
*hedbonks*
Didja see I pressed teh cerulean buttun finallee???
It was teh majic.
U give teh bestest presentz.
I’z off to beds now, but wanted to giv u a showt owt!{{{{{{{sweetpea}}}}}}}
rat looks evil
Burdie luks a tad defensive. Rattie luks a bit uncertain. Mebe tehy not az happi az I thot.
ebil maus? :-O
moar like ebil burd, dat beek’ll take orff a finger.
Maus luks liek himz plotting sumfin, aifinkso.
Ai finks so tu, nightshayde, he luks lik mekkin ebil planz.
I think the mouse is just putting his all into letting out a silent-but-violent. The expression is half self-satisfaction and half flatulence.
*snerk*
teh ebil maus be keepin his frains cloz, but his enimiz clozer!
Dis is beri odd couple. But dey luks happi enuf.
Ah takz teh lit’l fella under mah wing…
Conga rats on ur nawt second, carosue! Iz a noob adn am not shur of teh protocol 4 teh nawt seconds. I ofurz u teh beverages uf ur choice adn duz a special dans 4 U? Wut dus u deezire 2 sillybrate?
Fur sumwun nawt shur uv teh protocol, yew didz a bery gud job, tabbehkitteh! Welkum to ICHC!
*extends floofee paw in frendship*
Fank yew bery much!
*gratefullee klasps nightshayde’s floofee paw*
Ai haz bin lernin at teh paws uf teh masters. Teh cheezpeeps r teh frendlee-est fokes arown!
Anom to dat! Haz yew had teh grand tour (given by cweenmj) yet? She is teh moast wunnermus tour guide in awl uv Cheezland… and she knowing hur way arownd much beddur den ai do.
Ai haz nawt yet had teh grand tour by cweenmj. Hao dus ai go abowt taiking teh tour? An nightshayde yew noes a lot — laik hao 2 puts teh cyoot faces in ur posts.
Wurks fer me. Hawk chocolawt an pi? Wind is blowin. Mite nawt dans!
Sorree u had 2 wayt so loonng fur ur hawk chocolawt and pi. Wud yew laiks sum wipt creem or marshymallows or eben sum vanillah ice creem on ur hawk chocolawt?
LOL. we haz got dat friendship. dat parykeet haz the rat as his BFF.
Dat iz teh pointy-est beek i eber seen on a parykeet.
That’s one of the weirdest photos I’ve ever seen! Unsettling….
Yah…it looks posed…yet not. (?)
Rat Medic takes Birdie off de battlefield
“Dat’s de las time I fite wit puppeh”
Gooooooooooood one!!!!
Rat rubz hanz togedder, finkin bout noming da nies birdee. Luk out, birdee!
*whisperz* Teh nom zepplin beez redee…
**luks round furtibly** Coste iz cleer…I be on da ruf, wit larj bagz for tu bring bak da noms!
okaiz…*lands zepplin on ruf* cwik! awn teh zeplin!
Up, Up and Away in ar bootiful zepplin nawt med ub Led!!
*flies teh zepplin* yupp…wii iz auff tew teh lamd ov gud noms nd supah floofy kittehs!
*relaxes in pilots chair* Ahh….tis nice nd warmm in heer….
Ai wishez ai memberd to bringz mai scrachee post, o, wate, deze seet cubbers wil wurk jes fine. **shreds seat cubber, den washis fase wid floofy pawz**
Dat mus hab bin stow awai kitteh!! We mus fine him for he roons all da seets!
*sets zepplin on autopilot*
Eh…ai doezn’t mind none…..I has other siit coverz….
nd bai teh wayy,…are yew sure dat yew didn’t do eet?
Ub corse ai iz shure. Did u not seez me to wash mai faces wit mai floofy paws?
I telz yu, der mus be stow way kitteh in here dat duz deze ebil fingz.
**shootz ankshus glansis to bak of zepplin** I thot ai hurd sumfing jes nau…mebee ebil kitteh shredding mor seet cubbers!!!
Dere awr onlee two seets in mah zepplin…..and teh pilots seet iz lockd off….
sew, dere are nu moar seet coverz tu shred….
nd ai knowz foar a fatc dat yew culd esily shred, ded cleen wid yoar floofeh pawz…
but liek ai sed, ah don’t relee caer eff yew did….eff eet iz moar comfy….
den itz fien wid meh…
**washiz face agin wit floofy paw** Well, mebbe ebil kitteh, um, well…oh hai!!
Wer da noms at!! **luks out windoh to ubserv da seenry, settles intu nau comfy seet cushin**
*runs bak to pilots chair to land teh zepplin*
Weer heer!
Sumdey teh birdee will haz to xplain bout adopshun.
*clears throat to sing*
“U are teh maus beneathz mai wings”
Beyootimaus! (Adn bery funnee) Ai can do a nies intrepetiv — inturpetiv — mayde-up dans 4 carosue if yew singz 4 me.
LOL — I was just going to make a comment about sitting back to watch the entertainment whilst eating popcorn … which reminded me that I have popcorn here that I need to finish before I go to work.
…
Cheezpeeps iz teh halpful!
hello, nightshade, I saw yur comment about my “all caps” on da ovver fred.
I iz sawwy dat mai meffods bovver yu. ai thot ai ad xsplaind b4 bowt nawt
bn able to c beri well. ai hafta use awl da twiks ai can to b abel tew c da
pwint here. ai knoz menny peeps think da caps is shoutng but nawt fer mi.
ai will go awai now and sit in da kornur.
and sniffle.
and powt.
………
be careful about that pout, bird liable to land on that pooched-out lip…..and this ones carrying a mouse!
Ooooh — ai iz teh sorry, sparkysmom! Ai wuz just playin.
I hadn’t seen any posts about your vision — never would have said anything had I known. Now I feel terrible. 
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I’m really really sorry. I meant no offense.
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*pullz sparkysmom owt uv teh kornur, sits hur on a cumfee chare & tuks hur in wif a sawftee blankee*
*taeks sparkysmom’s playc in teh kornur … an sniffulz … an powts*
Oh noes. Nawt u 2?! Here hab one ob mouses hankies. Its kleen.