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Nope. He sure doesn’t.
Conga Ratz tu yew!
Wud yew bii lichen ah hawt cuppa cawfee? Maibii sum toastiez tu?
*the snowy-gryphon cub looks around*
Didn’t sumbodies sez Ratz? Were?
*blush*
Iz dun’t post often hears. Soz I ams sowwies fer the non-lolspeak fer my furst not-second here.
As fur cawfee and toastiez, no thx..I iz off to bed. I iz night-security gryph!
{{{Hatsuyuki}}}
lol-speak is not necessary, just fun. There are quite a number of us who never use it, and we still have fun. Number one rule (if there are any): be polite. Commenting is not always easy, whether because of time constraints, shyness or brain-freeze. Drop in whenever you can.
Nitey-nite!
u iz a nyce purrson, smammie
Awwww, yew maekz mii blush
, fankumz. ICHC haz teh nyse peeps awl ober teh whirled, Aye’z juss wun ob menny. Adn iffin yew wantz reellii nyse, hour Cween commandz ah mitey entourage, Aye finkso.
An YOO, deer smammie, ar NAWT just “wun ob menny.” Yoo ar most speshul indeed!
{{{Dame Janet}}} (speakin ob teh mitey entourage!)
Aye grayshusslii akcept yur kidn assertion, furr house cud Aye argu wif wun ob teh nysist ob awl? Wehn Aye fink bakc tu teh thyme wehn Aye furst dropped in frum teh lurkin, hu cud nawt hab bin maed moar welkum den mii, bai yew & cweenmj & jamamakitty & kafleen adn, adn, adn…C ware Aim gonin? Menny, menny,menny! (ob cours, troll-stompin haz a weigh ob keepin fingz dis weigh… dey juss kant taek a gud group-hug adn a pile-on, ken dey?)
ai grees, smammie! ebberee buddee berry nais to me when ai dropped in frum lurkin!
like the onion news
Az awl rite; Sunwun sez “Conga rats”, wich meens “well dun”, nawt lynz ob rodentz holdin eech othurs hips an singin teh conga sawng!
hmmm, Aye sieze dem. Dey iz 6ft. tawl, adn hoppin tu “The Hall of The Mountain King”
Sumtimes is conga sawng adn dans tu.
Conga rats, Hatsuyuki, on teh brayde wif annipuss and smammie. Wud u like to go to teh ty bootique while ai get teh wine and beer ready 4 a round of drinks? U can has sum freshly made pizza wif it or cheezburgers.
Gud Mawnin, upfi !
Aye iz stihl fondlii bememberin dat lubberlii liter yew givved mii teh udder dai… yummmmmmm
Gud mawning, mai dear smammie!
showing sow mush kindness to peepz shud translate into a beer 4 u, wot u fink?Dere is speshulty here, white yeast beer. Bery frothy!
Fankumz, but nawt dis mawnin’. Habbin slept a gud nite, butt nawt yet et teh brekfuss, maibii Aye shud aks fur teh rayne-chek ahn teh white yeast beer? Aye finkso, yesh. Onlii it sounz sew gud… nope, Aye bii smarti-pantz, haz tew dribe tu werk soon.
Mr. P’s S.N.L. iz Bavarian. Hur haz bin a reel edumakation, letz mii tayle yew.. frum beir tu Swartzwald Kuchen (takes her 2 days to build one). Adn ebben beddarur, gud German whine, sew hard tu getz hear, but sew wirth teh cost.
*wiggles*
Thx, but no thx. I iz a teetotaler. Jus sum soda an’s pizza…no w8, cheezeburger. Oh! Cheezburger-pizza! Yus! I proclaim Cheezburger-pizzas fur everyone!
K! Here’s ur soda in a byootiful shaped glass wif ice cubes in it and sum cheezburger pizza … u wants frys wif dat? TEh nite is lawng, oh mai nite-secoority gryph!
Hooray fur yur nawt second Nawt Second Hatsuyuki! Nice to hav yoo wif us even if yoo don’t offen commint. So. . .duz taht meen taht yoo lurk a lot??
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An thanks fur sharing yur Cheezburger pizza awl around!
That cood wurk as nomnoms in teh reel whirld!
UZ 2 minipizzas insted ob a brgrbun!
ohai, hatsuyuki
me in program 22 yeers but on tihs website, alkeehol no affek us, an is jus fun.
Pettin? DO NOT WANT!
Arrrrgghhh, nawt kuddlez!! NOMZ!!!
SERENITY MEOW!!!
yew noa, Aye iz sew glad dat Aye dew nawt hab yew az mai co-werkur. Yew iz tu phunnie, adn Aye iz tu suseptabul tu snarfling mah tea…..
Bee berree gr8ful ah iz nawt UR cowerkur dehn! Ah can haz tymin mai punchlynz 2 trai & maek peeps snarf drynkz!
snerk
me two, paws!!!
Basement kitteh haz teh big clors OMGOMG. Iz stills wants teh cuddlez wifs him thow.
awl mai poiynty endz r 4 u!1!
releese me nao!1!
floof n snorgles, pleh!1!
DO. NOT. WANT!1!
Alien Kitteh:
Scapes frum hooman blegh!
Rarrrh!!!!!!
stop, stop, dat tiklz. hehehee
No kuddlez!
No kudd ..
Stop
Wait
Well, aktully,
Thas quite niz
More! Gimme more
I’z a CAT
Ob CORS I liks it
No, don’t stop! Mor cuddlez, mor cuddlez, mor!
Yoo ar deskraibing mai Glorfindel to a T!! He wuz a slytlee feral kitten – an fur sum taim he wudn’t let enewun tuch him. An ai awlwaiz told him if he noo hao wundeful getting skritched an petted reelee iz, he wud be demanding it! An shur enuf – nao he cannawt get enuf.
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But ai still can’t pik him up! He’s verree strong – an haz teh pointiest ends EBBER!
AN haz UR howz bean kawlded Rivendell yet? I tink it shood bii!
awk he so does! Just gots to tickle and blow raspberries on his tums tums … whilst he claws at your head … But he’ll soon settle down teehee
Funny that the picture before this one is of a white cat.
we haz an eekwal rites polissee here 4 color coded cats, u noes.
But y teh blak kitteh hafta be basment cat? I fink ur Teh Man, jus trai-in to keep teh blak kitteh daun.
(I haz blak kitteh dat ownz meh, so I gots to defend dem.)
Ai haz a blak kitteh too! Fiona iz her nayme – sister to Glorfindel – teh wun ai just menshuned above. She iz reelee small an kyoot – nuthin but aies! An verree sweet. No basemint kitteh in hur at awl!
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Egg sept if ai trai to pik hur up! Wich ai, being ov sound mynd an bodee, an wishing to stay that way, DON’T! THEN she shows just hao basemintee shee reelee iz!
Mai Pretty iz teh saem way: pet hur, brush hur, eben pull hur tayle (she lubs dat), but iffin yew doan wannabe purr-fur8d, do not pik hur op, nebbar.
Let me show u my BC! Thelma… (pic on profyle)
And yes she IZ a BC. To everyboddy but me. I guess if ur a minion u gets speshul considerashuns.
Btw, any of u that was reeding last nite, guess which kitteh is p-ing in my closet? Yup.
*snikur*
Aye shall taek dat thawt tu werk wif mii, tu taek owt wehn Aye kneadz teh cheerin op.
Oh i usin tew bee afeared of awl kittehs! its teh pointy fings yuo seez – dey scarez meh!! But since iz grown upn gotz mai own plaise iz have 5 kittehs in totalz n dey awl lubs tew bee pickd up n cuddled cos i mayde dem dat wai frum teh beginnins tew helpz meh wit mai fear of dem – now i haz two beautimus basmint kittehs(check mai abatar dats dem) who only show me der ebils wen i bee layte wit teh brekfusts!!
ohh meant check in mai pics to see my kittehs….oh peepz iz been a long week at teh offuce..sew much trubble *sigh* i bee needin sum timez out iz getn more stoopy bai teh hour!!!
yeh, dats rite! noe diskrimminilayshun aginst teh blak kittehs
bai compairin 2 basemint kitteh! u knoes, teh reel basemint kitteh
cud yooz tihs ignerince 2 hims advantij – - awl he needs is sum bleech
nd viola – - he is taken fer CEELIN CAT. oh, ai cuddint cownt teh nomber
of peepls whu wer led awai bai basemint cat in disgiyz!
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nd yes, iffin NEwuns remembers, i iz still band frum ICHC at hoem – -
must beez sneeky wif the Hoemroom pyooters – - hasta run awai nao.
I’LL BE BACK!
In TTI, blakk kittehz aer thort 2 be speshullee lukkee, soe Ai fyned it berry hard 2 fink uv dem as bad.
leaveee meeeh alooonnnneee !!!
i dontZ wonnah cuddlez!
WHYYYYY? whyyy do u do tis to meeh?
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ok! i see… but itz nuht my fawlt, that me is sow cuteeeeh…
..so WHY???…why do u pwnish me for thaaat??? ;(
kitteh iz nawt sew happee rite noa, mush bii sumwun taked sumfin ob himz!
waaa scary demon kitty! >w<
Sowry ur hassing a bad week!
Hate to add onna top.. but clikkin on ur name, duzznt take u anywheres!
{{{lolwannabeeee}}}
*frownz* howz cum dat happnz???? enne peeps no how to fix teh bluu linky thigy??? myne has a borke!!! thankies fur lettin meh kno skwirrlgrrl
srsly?? sumone? halpies???
Just go to ur profile, cc teh linky, and paste in2 ur URI when u commint.
i hassa a beeg confussle nao!!! I click on yer name skwirrlgrrl n it takez meh to leeza-b’s payge!!! Iz sooo dun kno wuts goinz onz heer tdai! maibee its mee *sigh* i hassa down
u seez lolwannabeeee, skwirrlgrrl is leeza-b just different naem u will fine dat manee cheezfrenz haz a split personality, liek sayz Maus nda Ebil Maus.
ohh i seez fankies fur clearin dat one up fur mee! my confuzzled lil head – let me show yuo it!!!
butt butt butt… ITZ NOT MY FALT!
*deep cleansing breff*
WP took a stoopy to my leeza-b name at werks. So I had 2 create a noo name wif noo email to post during teh day.
Howevver… I can still posts from home as leeza-b.
The misteries of WP…. go figure!
Itz not you lolwannabeee…..
Ai noes its nawt ur fault skwirrlgrrl! Manee cheezfrnz haz skitzafreneea. {{{{{skwirrlgrrl}}}}}
Habbing fun, Dekk Rant? Hope u r! Come, have a hug:
{{{{{Dekk Rant}}}}}
Ebberywun shud have a hug at leest wunce a day.
Ai believes ai iz habbin fun upfi
{{{{{{{{{upfi}}}}}}}}}}
:mr.green: :l ?
hmmmm!
ai mush cheking wif meh sorses!
Ai gots eet!
:mr green:
take owt teh period btw mr and green
d’oh! and teh space.
fnx skwirrlgrrl! Ai knew dat!
{{{Dekk Rant}}}}
Kitteh awdishening for Spyder man?
Iz gud, akshully
Blak kitteh awdishunin fur Venom mayBii? He can haz own kostyoum alreddi!
it lukks gud!
kitteh is showin off purrfeckts halloweemin kitteh skillz!
kitteh is nawt mad, eers are up, an bakk pawz are nawt showin pointyenz.
mai zeekie is basement cat to ebberywun cept me an sumtimes to his minion me iffn ai goofs an craws inbizzible line…
Dis iz teh bebbeh Basement Kitteh in traynin….
Y u giv kitteh 3 Ritalin?!
I cuddlez you anyway, bebeh.
awww basement kitteh jus needs a belleh rubz, den he be frendly
Basement kitteh haz a cuzin…
basement budjeh
but basement kitty liekz snuggle!
see!
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2443199
ai lurve basement kittehz but si nevur unhderstud whut ceeling cat ment….lolz
Well ai uh… ai guess dere bii teh linky tew ur profile!