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Ai haz chainjd mai myned
Do nawt want affer awl
Concatulations on ur nawt-sekund, annipuss! U has meny of these, aifinkso, n ai fink no wun is moar deser… dessr… no wun shuld get danses n drinkses moar than u shuld! ^_^
Thx, AliCat. It iz cowld heer 2dai, soe Ai fink a hawt drink wud be gud an sum enerjetik dansin wud warm me up!
Congaratz, Annipuss! I haz a appul pi frum teh Pi Stawl, u wanna bite? Wif wippy creem? Oar cheez(nawtburger)? An cawfee?
Thx, ZF. Ai haz juss had mai lunsh, so Ai’ll pass awn teh fuds, but cawfee wud be gud.
Mnnn, I allwayz furgetz teh thyme differens.. Ok, teh barrista is taykin orderz! An we do have just plain old hawt cawfee inna real mug, fur them as wantz it!
Probably too late, huh? It uzually iz. But congrats on yer tawp spawt!
Thx fur teh congrats, carosue.
HOLY CARPS!
Fishies, say da kitteh. Do want!
u cod say that agin
oh noes! not anuvver fishyng line…
*flounders around trying to fink uv a gud fishy pun*
George, George, George of the Jungle
Strong as he can be…
*Tarzan yell*
Watch our for that tree!
*CRASH!*
Ooooooooooooohhhh!
At least dis kitteh has soft red sqooshy landing spot der. Cud be lots werse.
Good ol whatziznayme, Brendan Frazier. Mai model foar teh YNG owt in teh NB..
we wuvs Bwenden Fwaizer…he beez awlmos as kyoot as deh kitteh!
YooToob klippy (short):
George de la Jungle.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-mxV7As1pc&feature=related
Well… I’m a purist. I prefer the original animated series.
I lukked it up on wiki but I cudn’t find any character named Fella.
However u shud be glad, ifinkso, I think I would prolly owe u a pi for that anyways.
It’s in the theme song lyrics. George always calls Ursula “Fella”.
http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_of_the_Jungle
but but but… if tehy r teh same, why wud I has to choose which to be?
“It’s a joke, son, a joke”…
“Nice girl, but about as sharp as a sack of wet mice…”
Sry. I think this is going over everyone’s head or something.. Move aling. Nothing to see here… Move along…
Maus, dat wusn’t berry kyned 2 Leeza. Iffn she nebber heered uv George uv teh Jungle uv corse teh joak wented ober her hedd.
Naow sai sowwy liek a gud maus…
*Hangs head, scuffs the dirt with his shoe*
Sowwy Leeza. I didunt meen to be meen.
{{{{anni}}}}
*snifful*
I do has a feeling or 2, u knows.
ohai leeza, what iffen u getz Maus wet, an putz him inna sak…???
ai betz u cud find a way 2 doo taht!!
*hands leeza a seltzer bottlol*
psssssssst, leezabskwirgrrl- push da cerulean button…
um… well…r u shure??
*hesitentlee pushez buttun*
*harmonick vibrashuns resonate owtward liek a pebbul thrown in2 a lake*
*all fings in cheezland r majically reharmonized*
Oh!! Itz liek a TOONING fork for teh uniberse!
That feels SEW much better!!
Fanks! I needed that!
{{{{sweetpea}}}}
*Ebil Maus skips past, throwing flower petals*
♫♫♫ Tra-la tra-la tra-la ♫♫♫
Hi Leeza! Isn’t it a WONDERFUL day!
I fink I pushed it 2 hard.
Aw, Maus wuz just quotin’ Foghorn Leghorn.
No need 2 take ennyfing personallee, rite Maus?
I didn’t know teh quote eether.
Sowry if I had a sensitive when I shudn’t hav.
*put littul plate of cheez neer teh maus hole*
OK, yoo kids! Enuff skwabbling. Nobuddee ment to hurt nobuddeee’s felines. We is frenz heer. We can haz a groop hug?
{{skwirrlgrrl and maus an uther cheez-frenz hoo is neerby}}
*{{{jumps in2 groop hug}}}*
*sneeks a peece of cheez off teh plate*
Did sumwun sai groop hug? Ai is SO dere!
*jumps inna groop hug wif gremlin, maus n leeza*
Um, Leeza, iz dere ennee moar cheez? Ai has a hongree!
Um, yas!
We has lots of sordid cheez heer. I dint no which maus liked so I gotted some Bree, and sum stilton wif cranberries, aged wite cheddar, and smoked gudda. I thot fer shur teh ’smoked’ cheez wud hav lured him owt!
*puts aside some of everthing justincase teh maus shows up later*
Itz lunchtime, has some DK!
*NOM!*
*BUUUURRRRRRPP!*
Fanks!
Must bee habbing a dumb here.
Y teh kitteh calls to abort?
duzznt like flully landing plaze? Feels iz being pullld toward somfin bad?
Wud bee smakng kamra-purrson in belleh?
????
an, if Ai mite get anser: iz enny way Ai kin reply to firzt (nawt-second) kommnt: “Abort, abort”? So phar kin awnly kommint on teh nawt-first reply, liek Annipuss’ssses.
*(re-reeds last ["nawt sekkind to lawst"?] sintnce
changez “nawt-first” 2 “nawt-second” fawllowllowed by “liek Annipuss’ssses.”
Wundrz if awl teh tyime and thawt put N2 awl dat wuz wurth it, shakz hed, removes kitteh frum lap, prepairs to lawg awf.
Iffn u want 2 be nawt sekund, u need 2 noe teh tiemz teh pikchoorz chaynj an den u keep refroshin until teh noo Lol shows. Dat’s awl dere iz 2 it! Gud lukk!
George shudda stuk to ziplining!
Let’s play George of the Jungle. So… you wanna be Fella or Ursula?
um…
um….
um…..
*oops*
sowry, I don’t bemember teh karakters.
Can we plai somethin else?
Ohai, skwirrlgrrl, I wunted to ask yoo sumthin, so ayll put it heer. Last week yoo wuz askin fur opinions abowt givin teh kitteh to teh gurl hoo wuz gunna haz it deklawed. Hao did that sitchywayshin turn owt? I haz teh kyoorius.
mii tew
O I posted it, but I knows it’z hard to keep up wif these things! LOL
I had emaioled her wif my conserns, and she sent me a very gud reply, dat she had prolly throwed teh ‘declaw’ owt there too loosely, and she wud be talking to hur vet to do wot’s best for teh kitty. Hur last kitteh was a rescew, and she was sick when she ‘dopted hur so I had to think anyone wif enuf uva heart to take in a sick rescew kitteh must bees a gud person.
Giving that calico babbeh up was teh hardest tho. I shed a littul tear… we had bonded.. I tried not to.. but she was SEW sweet.
I heard from hur this week, and she sed she wuz totally IN LUV with Puzzles, and Puzzles is doing well, is happy, and purring and giving hur lotsa snorguls.
Ackshully I has herd from all 3 ‘dopters, and ALL the kittehs is doing grate!
*has a happy, even tho she missez teh babbehs*
Thanks fur teh updayt! I finks yoo did teh rite thing.
{{skwirrlgrrl an teh kittns hoo haz noo furever homes}}
Oh, leeza, I’m glad teh bebbeh kitteez iz doing well. I haz a prwd in yr strnf in gibbing up teh calico…and Iz sure thelma, weezy & gummi do, too.
leeza wow…WHUT a GR8T name phurr a
kallycode kitteh !! ….PUZZLES
dided yoo tfink thatup ?? bravo
No, I was callin hur Blossom, b/c I named teh mamma kitteh Flower.
(Teh boy was Bud, adn teh oranj gurl was Lily)
Hur new hoomin gave her that name.. she sed it lukked like she had puzzle peeces on hur back.
And btw, the otter kittehs were named Honey (gurl) and Pekoe (boi) by their new hoomins.
Teh naymin uv kittehs is a diffikult thing.
Teh litter I got mah Dexter frum, mah sister naymed them:
Winken, Blinken, and Odd
Odd was renamed Dexter an kaym to liv wit me.
Winken bekaym Scooter an livs with a frend uv myne nao.
Blinken bekaym Bogie.
Awl 3 is gray an blak tabbehs with teh BEEG WHYT bak paws.
They luks JUST LYKE ther momma and daddee in that way.
iz a happi tale, and Ai haz a happi to reed it. Fankx for sharin deh tale, and die kitteh-tayles!
gremlin, Iz running out reel kwik, but wanted to tell yu I made a lol for yu and mr gremlin.
/mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2508023
I LUV IT!!!!! I posted a reply on teh lol wher yoo put it yestiday. I cut and pastes it heer to mayk it eezy:
Oh, booklion! It is teh GORGEOUS!!! *sniffle*
I printed it owt to show to Mr. G – he will luv it! An I mayd it a fayvorite. Thank yoo so much! Yu noes hao much Taughannock Falls meens to us!!!
I told yoo that we is goin ther for a week in May – an mebbe we can meet up whyl we’re there. We wuz ther in Apryl uv this yeer and Mr. G. sed to me “If yoo meet me bak heer next spring, I will marry yoo here.” Wuz owr original plan to git marreed that week we will be ther in May 2009, and mayk owr stay there owr hunneymoon!
{{blonde in bloo}}
Oh, gud, I wuz thinking ov yu whilez I wuz hiking yesterday. I be happy to meet you there in May nd bring yu a boddle ov shampaygne to celolobrayte yr wedding.
That sownds wunderful!
{{{{Gremlin & Mr. Gremlin}}}}
Balloon was supposed to be TETHERED!!!
@@@@@@@!!!!!!1!!!!
Uh oh. Off tu see da wizard!
Up up and awa-a-a-ay in mah byootifful balloon!
we nawt in Cansass enymoar, Toto?!?!
U mean der is a GOGGIE involved? Dis can’t be gud.
kitteh & toto luks awound an awl deh seez iz wellow bwick wode.
***hears yellz frum stage left “watch out for those flying monkeys”***
hides under stack awf snoring hay.
RUN, RUN, HIEDS, HIEDS! RUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN!!!!1!!
*gigglol* Sawree, thatz awl ayv got.
BTW, did yoo awl see teh kyoot rownd belleh on this beh-beh, an awl those spots?!!! An teh liddel teefs lyke fangs, an teh rownd eyz?
*snikker, chortle, guffaw*
oooooh!……DOTS……
Yesh, ai did! Ai lubs dose spots.
Ai holdin hard onto mai CHRG, tryin nawt 2 splort. But Gremlin, u seem to alwayze b teh wun 2 poynt owt teh kyoot parts an push mi ober teh edj.
Oh, I sawree. Teh liddel rownd gut on this kitteh mayd me laff, nawt splort! Is kyoot but in a reelly silleh way. *puts paw over mowf, laffs throo it ennyway*
Ohai, Ai seed teh big rownd belleh wif teh cyoot spots 2, tuk mai bref way!!
Abort mishun, DIEV, DIEV, DIEV!
DIs kitteh is Kinda lieks wen mai Inky kitteh decideded to get onna mai balcony (ai dint meen for him to get owt dere) and jump to da awning next to it ober da front door ov teh bilding ai usedta lib in. O MAI HART STAWPPED! I cawled owt to him wen he leeped and he stawped (aborted)the leep and fell to teh grownd from 2nd floor. Ai rans down teh stares caws wen ai last saw him, he NAWT moove. Ai saw him as ai runs owtta door and he started to pik himselfs up and shaykes hiz behbeh hed! Ai hugged him, ai skweezed him, dint nayme him George tho. See wut happens wen misshun aborted? O mai! He no gets owt onna balconies NO MOAR nawt eben bai aksy dent!
I’m glad he’s ok! Remy fell out the third floor window, he’s fat and the screen gave way,
broke spine. He’s doing better but still cannot walk and maybe won’t.
{{Valesa and Remy}}
{{{{{{{{{{{Valesa & Remy}}}}}}}}}}}} O Valesa! Ai so sawry! Neber sai neber. Mai Missy B, who wuz a strai wen dis happened, wuz shot bai a meen, meen man (hoo awlso beet up mens & women in da nayborhood)(He beet me too but ai only person in nayborhood hoo stood up to him and he wented awai for a bery, bery lawng tiem) and Missy B had her sholder shattered. Dr Tinycat dint fink she wld be able to leep, walk, or mush of ennyfing after ai rushed her to him. Missy B SHOWED him! Wile she limped on wun sied, she did eberyfing she wanted. She wuz mai heero. So, Valesa, doan gib up hoep! *sits down next to Valesa and hold her and Remy* Dat old saiing is tru dat where dere’s life dere is hoep. Mai Dr Tinycat sais kittehs r bery strong and resilient. Ai prays for u and Remy! *pats Remy on hed and Valesa on hand* Awl cheezfrens r heer for u!
KCT, whut an awful man! It mayks me teh mad to heer abowt it. But fur every meen and evil person in this whurld walkin in darkness, ther is at leest TWO gud peepul walkin in teh lite. Teh lite will always win.
*sits down next to Valesa and Remy and KCT and her hero-kitteh an haz a hopeful*
Wii here haz deh teears ob empathy. An wii copiez all deh kind an luving surds and hugz, an senz dem 2 yew two.
Wii ment “wurds”
Mishun un-akomplished!
Gimme gimme gimme mai ribbin! Iz mai ribbin!
HALP!!!
That kitteh’s faic is priceless!
It wuz teh goggie sez U sez to plai Tarzan when U wus owt!
Hey, I has taht duvvet kubber!
I haz dat duvvet kubber also!!
Ribbon is mien and nawt urs! GIMME!
Oh noes! A tree!
AAAAOOOOEEEEoooooaaaaaaaaAAAARGH!
Luuuk atta bebbeh tummy!
WANT!!
ohai rattipuss! ai didunt rekug… recc… ai didunt noes it wuz u! wher iz ur abatar??
O hai!
Ummm . . . Ah’m izzn noes abowt da abatar. Iz lukks fihn 2 me.
Iz borked?
we shud call duwbul oo seben?
so he cud reskuu teh kitteh ??
Lazt nyte Ai re-redded furst 007 novel. Bond wuz nawt sew charming and deesirable dis tyme, diffrunt frum when Ai wuz 20 — surprizeng! (nawt reely).
Teh economy.
I controls ittttttttAAAAAAHHHHHHHHGGGHH
That picture is priceless, and the caption is HYSTERICAL!!!!!
{{{{{{{Remy & Valesa}}}}}}}}
OMG – every time I look at that kitty I start giggling!
Comedian Bill Engvald talks about the time he & his family went on vacation to an exotic locale. He got talked into parasailing. As they’re bring him down towards his landing – he realizes the ‘fishies’ in the lagoon are actually sharks.
This is the sort of look I imagine was on his face.
I’m with u sophie, that pic makes my laugh soooo hard.
This pic is so funny i could just r.o.f.l..
TEEHEE!!!!
You are so right .
Dam doze papparutsiz!
Wayte til mai agent herz abowt dis!