dey sez itz a dog eet dog werld. i sez dat happnz not nerly offen enuff.
oar u can taek matterz into ur own pawz.
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An wehn teh last wan haz iitun an tehr iz onlii wan left, ai wil iit it an tehr wil bii NO MOAR DOGZ!!! *BIGGEST CELEBRASHUN IN TEH WURRULD*
Mai disdane, let me showz u ware it *uzeta* be…. 8)
Iz nobudy can du disdane lyk a kitteh can…
Owls. Dey haz disdanin’ daon 2 an art.
Hey guys. I heard on the radio this morning that President-elect Obama was going to have his first security debriefing today.
And I wasn’t invited!
And I brewed up a special batch of Presidential Debriefing Fluid too…
*Sigh*
Sew….. 8) watcha gonna do wif it nao, hmm?
no poynt in letting it go to wastes….
*wonders wut SP is doin todai*
SP?
*winks*
OH! Nod, nod, wink, wink, say no more!
Ai can haz rush-shu frum mai hows!
rush-shu?? iz tew errlee heer… ai ment rush-shuh! ;-/
O, now see? I thinked u meant u could see sandals made from plants.
Yes! But purrhaps, its reelee Tina Fey az SP taht ai miss so much!
another person that I won’t miss at is JTP
But ai will miss being abul to say “Joe teh two_kittehs,” oar Joe teh lolcatburglar, oar Joe teh Maus, oar Joe teh cweenmj. Wud it still bee funnee??
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But *brightens ala Pd’B* Shirley sumthing else will com along soon!
awwwwww.
{{{{Joe teh Janet}}}}
{{{{{and shirley}}}}}
Sumtaims awl we need iz a hug to feel bedder!
aifinkso iz naow in de Joe teh lolspeek lexicon
Oh, I don’t know…
Debrief everybody here!> Water the flowers, I guess…Mess up that post, fer shur…
What’s the HTML tag for strike-through?
Lessee if I can cheat the code here:
>strike<
struck out text>/strike<&%^#%!
Oncet moar:
<strike>
struck out text%lt;/strike%gt;Third time’s the charm:
<strike>
struck out text</strike>Well done! Brava!
So… how do you feel about not being invited to the President-elect’s first security debriefing. We are the EXPERTS in debriefing!! How could they not consult us!!
*Harrrummph!!*
Oh, well, um, er…
THIS is awkward…
*psst*
hay maus. let’s crash it!
If we can gets into LCBs plase… shurly a presidenchal debreefing is child’s plai!
They sed they wanted to invite u, but there was a few prollems. First, teh President-Elect Debriefing Booth is teh vry tiny. Then there was teh background check. I think they finded that u has some ebil relatives.
But… but… we have the Double-Wide Debriefing Cart! And Presidential Security Debriefing Fluid! I bought new octopusses! And lard! And…
*Sniff*
*A tear trickles down Maus’ cheek*
*Maus walks away slowly, pushing the DWDC*
Maus, Maus. Dry those tears.
*Hands Maus a spare pair of briefs to use as a hanky*
Teh first one has to be all super special secret like, u knoes, for show. I am gonna make it my bidness to show them that teh debriefing facilities they use is teh sorely inadequate and that teh mollusks they use is not at all up to snuff. Then next time, we’ll be contracted to use teh DWDC! Just be teh patient.
*Sniff*
Well… OK.
*Sniff*
But what am I going to do with the special Debriefing Fluid? It’ll spoil!
When life hands u Debriefing Fluid, have a debriefing!
Everyone! Debriefings are on teh house today!
Tomorrow they will be on teh seante.
mai invisbul riting, let me show yoo itDid somebuddy say something?
an ai thot awl along yew awl wuz tawkin bout teh sweetpea……….. ai dunt noes how ai feelz bout dems habin teh sayme ‘nishuls…….. {{{sp teh sweetpea nawt teh brij tew nowair sp}}}
ohai cheezpeeps,
ai just noes that sum of yew is going to lubs these picshurs. ai just noes it!!!
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http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2008/11/the_next_president_of_the_unit.html
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http://www.flickr.com/photos/35343852@N00/3007626800/
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the last wun offers teh oppor2nity to download a high-res version. it’z big, but wurth it if yew has teh ohai-speed connecshun.
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practicing my invisible writingWow… Fanks, Fleep.
Phillipe – thank you for those links!
i wisht i new how to tern the counter one into a jpg or sumfink so i could lolcaption it “I Can Has Cheezbrgr?” wif “Yes, you can!!”
*wistfully wishink*
maybe da genie 0′ maus will grant me a whish…
*Appears in a puff of smoke*
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2473248
Which pic Mary? Maybe I can help.
Oh, I see. The one where he’s standing at the counter?
*Frammin’ on the jim-jam frippin at the krotz*
OK, it’s a JPG. I just emailed it to you.
ooooo fanx. adn teh genie sez i still can has 2 whishes!!
duz u like da 1nd wun or the 2rd wun? oar NOTA er, NOTB
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2507225
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2507188
Ai botes fur #2.
Well dun, sweetpea!!!1!
fanx 4.5k. i know jamamakitty, and i am no jamamakitty- she be the ex spurt. which is a trickul, so mebbee hur ex spurt tease will trickul down to mee…
Cheers LCB; I nawt noze mush HTML fur awl ah iz a programur. Ah jst nawt doz webcitez.
whut does U purrgram in den
C++
Did yoo luk at yur latetest ebreefing mayol????
Wunderz wats dell does wif dose hoo weres teh bawkserz???!!!
EVRYBUDDY gets debriefed, no matter whut they is waring! Has u heard teh Debriefing Song?
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/09/23/funny-pictures-all-i-hear-iz-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah/#comment-449684
itz a doggone shame 2.
Eggzackee! O ware oh ware haz mai big ol’ dane gone? ♫
Ah finded UR goggie, but ah haz eeted hym!
himz the dingo dat eated Ur bebbeh
diz kitteh bare a stikin resemblunse tu …….teh Lord Hi Poo-Bah
oopz ai meened tu sai “stRikin”
iz eerli , mi brane izzunt yet werkin…
Ohai, salleh! I wuz gonna ask u, wut part of teh countree u frum, that “sticking” (as I read it) is uzded taht wai. Glad u fixded it B4 I maed a fuul ov maislef
She can see Russha frum hur window!
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O! *sniff* waht ar we gonna doo fur funnies nao??? Suddenlee, ai feel stranjlee deprived!
don’t worry she’ll be back as a senator from Alaska
oh wellz……….. her had teh 15 daiz ob fame (prolly wuz longer but sounded gud)
dis mai furebber hope dans
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2501208
OOO jamama, I luv that pic!
Boviouslee, someone wif real training xperiense werked closelee wif teh subjeckt.
Oar saw sumwun wif reel training xperiense on teh TB.
um, wut?
U meen teh Ty Booteek?
Traning Bra?
Turkee Baster?
telebision!
Oddly enuff, that doesn’t make me not worry.
worried LCB is worried
Darn tootin! I wouldn’t want her moving into my nayborhood then tellin peeps she can see me from her winder!
SP sez – I saw whut yoo did ther!
Do nawt want!
nah she’ll probably has digs in GTown
an shawp on all deh expensive stores on Wisconsin Ave
an M street
U knoz Neiman Marcus an such
shawp in, not on
mah pooh grammah, let me show U it
Speshullee don’t want her seein me iffn she haz a gun in herz hand….
Jesus Christ she has a gun, get in deh car
Jeebus! It’s a carbine! Get in teh lion!
O, wait. That doesn’t quite work.
Nevermind.
Annipuss is camppains in TTI jus as stoopee?
oh, deh snorgully floofinessez!!! Yum!!! I b going in…..
*hands Cweenmj a SS wif goggiez awn it*
Be carefull, cweenmj, tihs ketteh lukz daynjerows!
cweenjm!!! Yoo’ve bin goan fur elebentee minnits, at leest!! Ar yoo OK????
Ai wanna be nexst!
OK then! Yor wish is mah kummand!
*snorgles rhsb mercilessly* Oh wayt, wuz that whut yoo ment?
Wuz yoo wunting to be teh snorgler or teh snorglee?
Gremlin, ur sew sillee!
Ai mented ai wanted 2 snorgle teh kitteh aftur cweenmj wuz dun, but bein the snorglee duzznt sownd bad.
is Uz ticklish?
I will comez an tickles Uz
: evil laff
No, ai nawt ticklish. **smirks**
An ai nawt gonna tayle u ware ai’m nawt ticklish.
shud I beleef U or has Uz debreefed by Maus an LCB?
Ai nawt tellin.
Oh, an 2_k, whai has u gots teh ebil laff? Has u been eetin a Ebil Maus omelet? Dey is wunnerful, but teh syde effecks are nawt sew grate, ackshully.
Mmmm….omelet made wif Ebil Maus….**drools**
*Ahem*
You meant “BY” Ebil Maus, yes?
Oh, HI dere, EM! Hao u doin, gud ole buddee, ole pal ov mien?
Hao lawng u been lurkin inna shadowz, dere?
I’m ALWAYS lurking in the shadows, Minion!
*pssst* ur DID is showing.
Especially when I’m having a DID flare-up. My face gets puffy…
*Pulls up his zipper*
Thanks!
my feelings eggsactly
dats why we calls him “ebil” maus.
ur not really surprised, r u?
OMG it’s Jabba the Cat.
Sie batha ne beechee?
Ar yoo tawking abowt me?
Bring me Han Solo and teh Wookiee!
iz say dis kitteh been eatin a few googies himselfs..hees sew beeg!!
Ah tinks daht wun 2!!111!!!!!!!
GMTA!!!!
Dat wuz mai thot, 2! Wudn’t bring mai goggie araon dis kitteh.
New to the site…does anyone know how the voting works…how to find your lolz on the site after you submit them…or how they get on the acctual site? thanks
ifinkso if yoo haz a ICHC akkownt, yor LOLs are being on yor profile, in teh LOLz sekshun. teh skreening an voting iz a mistree knowd only to teh Big Cheezes. anywun submitting LOLz needs to unnerstand taht tehr are many fousand submishuns evree day, so iz only a very small teeny tiny chanse to being lukky enuff for yor LOL to get to teh frunt page.
but … taht has neber stopped me frum enjoying the LOLs made and submitted by otters, and selected by the mysteeeeeerious cheezes. Speeking fer mice elf.
ai agree wif dat, eben iffen ai neber maik de frunt paige iz stil funz 2 maik de lols & see udder peeps pics & hang owt wif de cheezfrendz!
luks liek kitteh swollored deh goggiez, or maebe an
1. apple
basket of muffins
crushed tuna cans
dried kareoke tapez
e….
ebbereefing
fishees
goggies
h…
Hugh Manitee
Ijitz ov teh whirrld
Jumbo punkin(s)
K. . .
katnip
lublee shrimps
maus an ebil maus
n…
nip, lots uv it
orinj things that ar nawt poysun
popsikkles
Q . . .
Quite a larj hors
Rambo
SP!
T…
Tuns ob toona
Uber-sized umbrellah
Verree larj hor
W…
Crannochan (which starts with whisky, cream, oatmeal and raspberries)
Xpek2rantz
Yello-tayl Tuna
Zebras
noms ob nightcrwlers(choklit cobbered, ob corse)
octopus leggies
pomegramitz
qween bee butter
rascally wabbits
s…
spinach-leafy kind
tom turkey wif all deh trimmins
unusual fings wif choklit
vegetables 2 keep plumbing werking
w…
sarspirilla soda (i lubs da bubbly stuff)
tuna (LOTS OF IT)
udderly heabenly cream
v…
verra larj bott’ ov shampain to wash awl daon (I luvs bubbly stuff, 2)
whol peinapplious 2 keep coprofajious goggie frum eeting mai — u know
yams
zinc tablets 2 assis… ass… help mai dijestion!
w… me
xercize baik
yeller, old
zailafone
MAH BOI DIS PEECE IZ WOT ALL TRU LOLCATZ STRIVE 4!
Mmmmm dog eet dog world?
Lookz at mai….i eet dog!
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