Comments on: Kitteh law #7

By: lig

lig — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 12:21:50 +0000

mai kity be sleepin’ on me atm:-]
he be a very fat ginger kitty
i are cushion?

By: justL

justL — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 20:24:07 +0000

So true

By: legallybrunette

legallybrunette — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 23:29:06 +0000

aawww i knowz how you feelz about cosmo. Mah kitteh Faye died too. Sad…

By: legallybrunette

legallybrunette — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 23:25:48 +0000

itz soooo true! Mah kitty does teh same ting! Look in mah lolz on mah prof 2 see pics of him! He’z teh wittle black & white one!

By: Valsharae

Valsharae — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 05:12:52 +0000

Awww ;-; That looks like my kitty that passed away, Cosmo <3

I lurved him <3 Great picture XD <3

By: Kitteh Hugger

Kitteh Hugger — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 05:10:30 +0000

Ai whant da cheezy!!!!

By: orangekittehservant

orangekittehservant — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 03:40:22 +0000

joo no it!!! ai lubs cheeeezz

By: jmuhj

jmuhj — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 20:16:17 +0000

(Haow did mai Sammi get on yur jiinz and in yur pikshur???)

By: Hermione

Hermione — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 20:04:38 +0000

Mai kittehs are very law abiding.

By: kerrykatz4

kerrykatz4 — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 17:08:03 +0000

Mai BC kitteh Secret luvs to jump in da baskit of deh cleen cloz as soon as ai putz in down for to do deh folds for dem. He getz da snugglees in der an curlz up in big furry bliss. I no can fold da cloze til him dun wid hiz snugleez timez. Den da cloze haz da rinkels and da BC furz on dem, but ok cuz he be habbin hapeez in der and iz da cutez.

By: kerrykatz4

kerrykatz4 — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 17:03:30 +0000

Mai kittehs likz tu ehts da garlicz and den telz me der bad bref secrets in mai eerz.

By: KCTailkinker

KCTailkinker — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 16:15:48 +0000

Yah and teh hair iz awlreddy bak on dem too! Lite kitteh on dark clofes, and dark kitteh on lite clofes. Dey noes!

By: KCTailkinker

KCTailkinker — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 16:14:16 +0000

Yummmmmmmmmmmm!!!!1!! Ai luvs I screem!

By: Phillipe d'Beaker

Phillipe d'Beaker — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 15:58:32 +0000

like teh old wunz wuzzn’t bad enuf?

By: VIRZAN TILLWEED

VIRZAN TILLWEED — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 15:29:19 +0000

Look at it dis way: Ur chlotz r already warm b4 u put dem on!

By: VIRZAN TILLWEED

VIRZAN TILLWEED — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 15:26:56 +0000

Dem Kittez sure can b handi sumtimz!

By: Buddy_Ditzmores_mom

Buddy_Ditzmores_mom — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 15:20:58 +0000

Ai’d prefurrz zucchini bred… zamboni kontayns tew mush iron fur meh…

By: RuledByFantima

RuledByFantima — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 15:14:18 +0000

Shee ment to due dat! Yes!

By: skwirrlgrrl

skwirrlgrrl — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 15:05:37 +0000

*snerk*
Weezie luvs teh clean closes, whether they’re off teh line, or owt of teh dryer.. when I piles tehm on the bed, she has to lay down rite on top.
Last week I left tehm in the soft sided bag thing too long and she tried to jump in wif tehm. But itz soft.. so she ended up rolling it over and hurself in teh process.
It wuz a somersalt to a bak layowt.
LOL

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 15:03:06 +0000

Yay, hugs an i screem! Tu uv teh bestest fings inna wurld!

By: tabbehkitteh

tabbehkitteh — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 15:02:46 +0000

Anudder clawse in teh kitteh contract: hooman must sharez fuds and lap wit teh kitteh whensoover teh kitteh dee-zires — laik rite nao, mai kitteh dee-zires boat. She must sits on mai lap and drink teh milk frum my seereeull bowl eben tho I iz tryint to uze teh laptop compuder n eet mai seereeull at teh same tiem.

Sumtiems, dough, mai kitteh alarm clock haz sabed frum bein late when my udder alarm clock didn’t wurk.

Speekin ub bein late — ai better gets reddee for teh wurk tooday!

By: skwirrlgrrl

skwirrlgrrl — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 15:01:24 +0000

Groop hug!
*prism, KTC and leeza all has a big hug and then goez for i scream*

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 14:52:59 +0000

Iz bestest cure fur teh sads: kitteh floof an erfkwake-lowd purrs. Her wuz snuggle-depryved az a bebbeh, aifinkso, an her catching up nao!

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 14:49:58 +0000

{{{{{leeza}}}}}
*sits wif leeza an KCT, an finks uv floofy gray tabbeh Nermal, an sighs*
Az much az it hurtz, iz worf it fur teh wunnermusness uv tehm… but it hurtz.

By: KCTailkinker

KCTailkinker — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 14:48:08 +0000

Tucky I lubbed teh cleen clofes fresh owtta teh dryer! He wud see teh mowntin and get up and lay rite in da middle so u’d hev to look inna dis hole. Ai also cawled him Harry or as mai Dad naymed him, Hairy. He lieked to halp dat’s where ai gawt teh nayme Halpful Harry and ai still yooses dat to dis dai becaws Halpful Harry will halp you whether u needs it or nawt! Dat’s a gud mamrie!

By: KCTailkinker

KCTailkinker — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 14:44:45 +0000

{{{{{{skwirrlgrrl}}}}}}}} Fankies to yoo too mai deer! We awl hev frens hoo wayte for us doant we? Ai appreeshiates awl mai cheezfrens! *sits side by side wif skwirrlgrrl and holds hands finking uv lost frens hoo wayte at teh bridj.*

By: KCTailkinker

KCTailkinker — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 14:42:20 +0000

O menny fankies, prysma-kitteh! {{{{{{{prysma-kitteh and Angel}}}}}}}} *snorgles orinj (nawt poisin) gurl kitteh* O she is so sweet! Wif frens liek u an Angel, ai starting to feel beddur nao! Aifinkso! Ai luvs enfusiastic purrs and floof to gets lost in! *snorgles Angel* O yes! Ai start feel beddur nao, o yes!!1!! Ai had aboosed kittehs and strais hoo becayme mai bestest frens. Dey were pure bred luv behbehs…da bestest kind!

By: skwirrlgrrl

skwirrlgrrl — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 14:38:57 +0000

{{{{KCT}}}}
*Goes over and sitz by KCT, finks uf Dixie, teh floofy caliko I losted manny years ago*

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 14:35:09 +0000

{{{{{KCT}}}}}
Iz hard, missing tehm.
Heer, haz mai big floofy orinj (nawt poisin) gurl Angel tu snuggle. Her be reskooed aboosed stray whu diskobering teh joys uv cuddling wif peeps over tahn me, an her having a berry berry lowd enfusiastic purr an lots uv floof tu getting lost in.

By: KCTailkinker

KCTailkinker — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 14:31:12 +0000

O dat kitteh is so cyoot an reminds meh so so mush ov mai layte departed kittehs, Tucky I and Tucky II. Dey were so wunnerful and sweet. O ai finks a sad is cumming awn……*goes ober to corner and sits luking sadly owt da window* Ai miss dem. Ai do. *continues luking sad owt window and puts chin on floofy paw*

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 14:01:55 +0000

I likez eeting deh spamz.
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I not liking deh spamz in deh emayoz.

By: two_kitteh_limit

two_kitteh_limit — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 14:00:56 +0000

m bees rait…mmmmmm for left ober fry-ded rices!

By: Maggsuverhoomun

Maggsuverhoomun — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 13:59:31 +0000

Ok I’ll take teh Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam and teh spam egg sausage and spam, that’s not got much spam in it. wib a side order ob Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam and teh spam egg sausage and spam, that’s not got much spam in it an mai imujinury fren will hab teh saem. Thank you.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 13:57:28 +0000

*whispurrrs to cweenmj* Dare ai say it?? *ahem* Iz it pawsibul to maek tehe lettur teenier?? Ai. . .ai l a i k s p a m.

By: moe

moe — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 13:56:38 +0000

xtra shooger in yur koffy
yucca chips
zamboni (whut, dat’s nawt sum kynd ub pasta?)

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 13:54:25 +0000

NOOOOOO terrorz????

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 13:53:43 +0000

Sorry, no substitootz. But, there’s spam egg sausage and spam, that’s not got much spam in it.

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 13:51:50 +0000

But… but wifout teh spam, it wud nawt be Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam!!!

By: Maggsuverhoomun

Maggsuverhoomun — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 13:49:55 +0000

Mai I hab teh Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam, wib out the spam and a side order of Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy. An mi imajinury fren will hab teh saem…….

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 13:43:50 +0000

Well, there’s egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 13:37:05 +0000

♪♫
A’ breakin’ rokks in deh … hot sun
I fot deh Law and deh … law wun
I fot deh Law and deh … law wun
I needed muneez, ‘kuz I … had nun
I fot deh Law and deh … law wun
I fot deh Law and deh … law wun
.
wut?? u wanted a vie verse, rite??

By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 13:33:04 +0000

Cleen clotheses so cumfy
now humin ged me toona

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 13:31:07 +0000

It giving hole nu terror tu emayo!

By: Maggsuverhoomun

Maggsuverhoomun — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 13:30:30 +0000

de-briefing email???? Do nawt want!!!!11!
*sets spam filters to maximum!*
oooooo spam…………dawts…………….

By: Maggsuverhoomun

Maggsuverhoomun — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 13:28:38 +0000

Wut a fussy eater, boff mai cats lubbed garlik an always wanted to get into teh Indian take awai cartons. Aie said it wuz bekawse tehm were Burmese Kittehs n were borned wib a tatse fur it

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 13:26:05 +0000

Dey arriving in yer emayo.

By: 3 Cattails

3 Cattails — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 13:25:35 +0000

Lurkers beware!

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 13:24:17 +0000

*snerk* Ai red ‘luki’ as ‘loki’ teh nawt-sekkund tiem. Him lykes the buddered toast tu. Nawt hunni, but him duz lyk peenut budder. When we having teh pasketti, an we making teh garlik toasts, we awlways making wun wifout teh garlik coz teh loki gets so anoyd taht we roon hims budder wif garlik salt.

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 13:21:07 +0000

An teh clawses tu awften apeer if yu nawt reespond wif kwikness eben at 4 am.

By: Phillipe d'Beaker

Phillipe d'Beaker — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 13:20:30 +0000

e-breefing … now available over the intertubes?