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u prefurrs furry jeens, rite?
happy nawt second
(I guess everybody has adjusted to the time change)
TTI put clokks bakk a week b4 `Merica, so we had 2 ajjust twyes!
Yesh we did!!! And we cud! YES!
Conga Ratz dansing fur yoo, liddle Upfi!
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An todai they ar still waring tehr speshul red, whyte an bloo costyooms!
Conga rats, Upfi u aer top uv teh macrame! Haow shall we sillybrayte?
Weeeeeeeeeeee11!!!!!
Let’s hab sum nomnomnoms and drinks
Apricot pie & apple juice
Biskits & banana milk shaykes
Choclit & Chocamocca
Donuts & dairy producks
E…
Egg nog
Fish’n'chips
Gushifud
Hollandaise suce
Icecreem
J…
jelee wif biscuts
Krispy cream donuts
left over fried rice
m…
milk-n-cookies
neckTareens
omletts
p…
pancaeks wit maeple sirrup
queer littul biscits wid choklit on top
rowst beaf in slysis
s…
Stakes ‘n suds
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Toffee and tomatoe joos
Ugli froot (yay fur ugle froot
V. . .
Veggablolz
waddermelolonz
X…..
xtra shooger in yur koffy
yucca chips
zamboni (whut, dat’s nawt sum kynd ub pasta?)
Ai’d prefurrz zucchini bred… zamboni kontayns tew mush iron fur meh…
m bees rait…mmmmmm for left ober fry-ded rices!
eggs an bacon
fried potatoes an cheese
gooshy grits an syrup
h…
Whooo hooo! Anouther Op or tuna itteh presents itslef!
Hamburgers wif cheez an choklit malts
Iitteh bitteh cukcumburr sammijes an tee
J. . .
congarats upfi! Ah will maeks us sum nice muffins an oj tew wake us awl da way up.
*pours, serves*
Dis is a beri pretty fluffy kitteh! he can fur my jeans anytime.
Ooooh, muffins and orinj jooce… (not poysin)
Ai iz getting redy 2 nom at wurk, will be gone soon.
deel wiff it!
or dese point endz they maek sure ur jeans be floofy an holey…..
Gotta add sum flooff 2 ebbrifing
Ai read dat as e- brieffing- mayde me think of de-brieffing…luks around nervuslly…
e-breefing … now available over the intertubes?
Dey arriving in yer emayo.
de-briefing email???? Do nawt want!!!!11!
*sets spam filters to maximum!*
oooooo spam…………dawts…………….
Well, there’s egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Mai I hab teh Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam, wib out the spam and a side order of Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy. An mi imajinury fren will hab teh saem…….
But… but wifout teh spam, it wud nawt be Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam!!!
Sorry, no substitootz. But, there’s spam egg sausage and spam, that’s not got much spam in it.
*whispurrrs to cweenmj* Dare ai say it?? *ahem* Iz it pawsibul to maek tehe lettur teenier?? Ai. . .ai l a i k s p a m.
I likez eeting deh spamz.
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I not liking deh spamz in deh emayoz.
Ok I’ll take teh Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam and teh spam egg sausage and spam, that’s not got much spam in it. wib a side order ob Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam and teh spam egg sausage and spam, that’s not got much spam in it an mai imujinury fren will hab teh saem. Thank you.
It giving hole nu terror tu emayo!
like teh old wunz wuzzn’t bad enuf?
Kitteh kode is more guidelines, den actuooal rools
juss downt envoke parlay…
and downt plai parcheeeezee
pazz teh cheese? u want burger wib dat?
joo no it!!! ai lubs cheeeezz
Ai whant da cheezy!!!!
Ai prefur to think uf it as a kitteh contract. When u adopt teh kitteh u enter into a sir ten agree mint and understandin. Kitteh will be ur alarm clock fur breakfast at 6 every morning. Will kitteh will fur ur cloathes. Hooman will provide gooshie fud and change teh litter box. Cours der be meny otter clawses in teh contract tew be discovered…off ten at 4 a.m.
An teh clawses tu awften apeer if yu nawt reespond wif kwikness eben at 4 am.
Anudder clawse in teh kitteh contract: hooman must sharez fuds and lap wit teh kitteh whensoover teh kitteh dee-zires — laik rite nao, mai kitteh dee-zires boat. She must sits on mai lap and drink teh milk frum my seereeull bowl eben tho I iz tryint to uze teh laptop compuder n eet mai seereeull at teh same tiem.
Sumtiems, dough, mai kitteh alarm clock haz sabed frum bein late when my udder alarm clock didn’t wurk.
Speekin ub bein late — ai better gets reddee for teh wurk tooday!
Dem Kittez sure can b handi sumtimz!
I is helpering wif teh “Fluff” cykle!
heh! lol. Dis wun has da floof tew dew it rite!
Oar vaic versa.
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A’ breakin’ rokks in deh … hot sun
I fot deh Law and deh … law wun
I fot deh Law and deh … law wun
I needed muneez, ‘kuz I … had nun
I fot deh Law and deh … law wun
I fot deh Law and deh … law wun
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wut?? u wanted a vie verse, rite??
Well, what wud clothes be wifout fur awn tehm? Wud be lyk, lyk… *luks daon* lyk nawt finding fur in yur razberry jam when yur eeting brekkfast! Iz just nawt ryte!
*taeks a byte uv toast*
of korse we awl new whut u ment!
Ai unnerstud it.
Ai can nawt majin taht eivver. It duz nawt compute in teh brayn. Nawt eben when ai awake.
floofy toast??
U luki u getz sum.
Mai Pippin puss was alwaiz pinchin teh toast off mai plate wen i noe lookin. Seh liked buddered toast bestest but liked hunni too.
*snerk* Ai red ‘luki’ as ‘loki’ teh nawt-sekkund tiem. Him lykes the buddered toast tu. Nawt hunni, but him duz lyk peenut budder. When we having teh pasketti, an we making teh garlik toasts, we awlways making wun wifout teh garlik coz teh loki gets so anoyd taht we roon hims budder wif garlik salt.
Wut a fussy eater, boff mai cats lubbed garlik an always wanted to get into teh Indian take awai cartons. Aie said it wuz bekawse tehm were Burmese Kittehs n were borned wib a tatse fur it
Mai kittehs likz tu ehts da garlicz and den telz me der bad bref secrets in mai eerz.
Cleen clotheses so cumfy
now humin ged me toona
O dat kitteh is so cyoot an reminds meh so so mush ov mai layte departed kittehs, Tucky I and Tucky II. Dey were so wunnerful and sweet. O ai finks a sad is cumming awn……*goes ober to corner and sits luking sadly owt da window* Ai miss dem. Ai do. *continues luking sad owt window and puts chin on floofy paw*
{{{{{KCT}}}}}
Iz hard, missing tehm.
Heer, haz mai big floofy orinj (nawt poisin) gurl Angel tu snuggle. Her be reskooed aboosed stray whu diskobering teh joys uv cuddling wif peeps over tahn me, an her having a berry berry lowd enfusiastic purr an lots uv floof tu getting lost in.
O menny fankies, prysma-kitteh! {{{{{{{prysma-kitteh and Angel}}}}}}}} *snorgles orinj (nawt poisin) gurl kitteh* O she is so sweet! Wif frens liek u an Angel, ai starting to feel beddur nao! Aifinkso! Ai luvs enfusiastic purrs and floof to gets lost in! *snorgles Angel* O yes! Ai start feel beddur nao, o yes!!1!! Ai had aboosed kittehs and strais hoo becayme mai bestest frens. Dey were pure bred luv behbehs…da bestest kind!
Iz bestest cure fur teh sads: kitteh floof an erfkwake-lowd purrs. Her wuz snuggle-depryved az a bebbeh, aifinkso, an her catching up nao!
{{{{KCT}}}}
*Goes over and sitz by KCT, finks uf Dixie, teh floofy caliko I losted manny years ago*
{{{{{{skwirrlgrrl}}}}}}}} Fankies to yoo too mai deer! We awl hev frens hoo wayte for us doant we? Ai appreeshiates awl mai cheezfrens! *sits side by side wif skwirrlgrrl and holds hands finking uv lost frens hoo wayte at teh bridj.*
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*sits wif leeza an KCT, an finks uv floofy gray tabbeh Nermal, an sighs*
Az much az it hurtz, iz worf it fur teh wunnermusness uv tehm… but it hurtz.
Groop hug!
*prism, KTC and leeza all has a big hug and then goez for i scream*
Yay, hugs an i screem! Tu uv teh bestest fings inna wurld!
Yummmmmmmmmmmm!!!!1!! Ai luvs I screem!
Tucky I lubbed teh cleen clofes fresh owtta teh dryer! He wud see teh mowntin and get up and lay rite in da middle so u’d hev to look inna dis hole. Ai also cawled him Harry or as mai Dad naymed him, Hairy. He lieked to halp dat’s where ai gawt teh nayme Halpful Harry and ai still yooses dat to dis dai becaws Halpful Harry will halp you whether u needs it or nawt! Dat’s a gud mamrie!
*snerk*
Weezie luvs teh clean closes, whether they’re off teh line, or owt of teh dryer.. when I piles tehm on the bed, she has to lay down rite on top.
Last week I left tehm in the soft sided bag thing too long and she tried to jump in wif tehm. But itz soft.. so she ended up rolling it over and hurself in teh process.
It wuz a somersalt to a bak layowt.
LOL
Shee ment to due dat! Yes!
Mai BC kitteh Secret luvs to jump in da baskit of deh cleen cloz as soon as ai putz in down for to do deh folds for dem. He getz da snugglees in der an curlz up in big furry bliss. I no can fold da cloze til him dun wid hiz snugleez timez. Den da cloze haz da rinkels and da BC furz on dem, but ok cuz he be habbin hapeez in der and iz da cutez.
Look at it dis way: Ur chlotz r already warm b4 u put dem on!
Yah and teh hair iz awlreddy bak on dem too! Lite kitteh on dark clofes, and dark kitteh on lite clofes. Dey noes!
Mai kittehs are very law abiding.
(Haow did mai Sammi get on yur jiinz and in yur pikshur???)
Awww ;-; That looks like my kitty that passed away, Cosmo <3
I lurved him <3 Great picture XD <3
aawww i knowz how you feelz about cosmo. Mah kitteh Faye died too. Sad…
itz soooo true! Mah kitty does teh same ting! Look in mah lolz on mah prof 2 see pics of him! He’z teh wittle black & white one!
So true
mai kity be sleepin’ on me atm:-]
he be a very fat ginger kitty
i are cushion?