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himz berry gud lukkin
Congrashoolayshuns, Annipuss!
Hao wud u lyk 2 sillybrate?
Duz u lyke teh sawng “Kodachrome” by Paul Simon? It mite b aprropryit foar dis lol.
Oar, hao bowt dis?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJdcCpg4MS0
Dis wun iz bettur! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYQDGs4Pkqo
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Ai usta sing teh chorous 2 Josie alla tyem. (Hur wuz beeg kitteh!)
Thx fur teh congrats. Ai doan’t noe teh Paul Simon wun, but teh uvver is a berry owld standard – dey sertinlee gibbed it sum zing!
Such a gud lookin gai!
and waiz he so big?
All da better to SNORGLES U WIF!
Splort Alertz!!
Plz hab all Ur CHRGs adn HGGs in plaec.
Iz itty bitty pretty kitty!
Hee’s a gud kitteh tu–not nommin on da pichur.
Iz onlee a mattur of tiem!
Melissa, u acksidentlee gibbed mi a eerwurm!
Iz nawt sew bad, ackshully.
Heers teh Randy Travis vershun: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Pt78dtARIQ&feature=related
Dig taht swetter!
What a cyootie!!
SPLORT!!!!
Oh Mai,
*Run and get de CCC
Sweepee sweepee sweepee alla brains inna pyle.
Rins wif sparklee spring waddurs.
stuff back into brayne case.
Put brayne bonez bak liek jiggy saw puzzles
Taype taype taype wif dukc taypes wif bun buns onnit.
CHRG and HGG taypes dem on tite.
Wrap in floofee rainbow bridge blankit
Haz hawt chawklit or tees wif lemmings
and a Huge chawklit Manatee wif razzberri creem fillings
Tank u! *waves under blankie* Ai’ll be fine soon!
Aifinkso Ai will snorgle under a blankie too. We iz habbing a snowstorms wif teh pleh wind and rains.
AIEEEEEEE!!!!!
GIANT KUTE KITTEH ALERTZ!!!!
RUNZ! RUNZ AWAI WE WILL BE SNORGLEDED TO DEF!!!
OH nebberminds wut a wai to goez!!!
Heer giant kitteh!
Iz u, kitteh, X10
Himz luuks familyur, but ai jes kant playse him….
O hai thar….
*turns grill on*
Ohai, DK!
Wat u grillin tonite?
whut doez yew thinkz ah beez a-grillin’?
cheezburgers, ov cours…
But what kinda cheezburgers?
Antalopes
Bree
Cheddur
Deelicious Creem cheez
Edam all up
F…..
Frankfooters
Gud fudz
Holsteens
Icky stuff…nawt wantz dat
Jerkee
K….Oh noes…not kerrykatz4!!!
Kats nom on
Ginormus,
Hyooj,
I…..
Whoops…mah speelin’….
I’z doing it wrong…
Kangra roos (nawt kerrykatz4)
Limb urger stinkee cheez
Meltee gooey gud cheez
Nuggets
O…
O boi, ah wants
Plentee ov cheezburgers
Q….
Quails nis nd joocee
Rare stakes
Shampane for da drinkees
Tasty mausees
U……
Upossems
Very tastee cheezburgers agin
Wallabee to go wit kanra roos (dat are SO TASTEE GUD) ebbryun
Xggstra catnip margritas
Yucky yams, NAWT want
Z…..
Ok, ai duz it…
Zepplins nawt meds of Led for us to fli aways to more fud placez cuz nebber can hab enuf noms.
yay…..zepplins tu fli away tu getz moar noms!
{{D K}}} Les fly way to Kashmir, wer I her der be da bery fwuffee kittehs…dey in difrent tim zones, we cud fly der and hab ar noms bfor dey ebber wakez up. Must be careful to nawt buk too manee kittehs, dey spoil ar ebil planz.
Hmmm…ai tink I’z gonna grab meh a kitteh wile dere….
*tries to start zepplin engine*
Drat…wut’s wrong wid eet nao?
Oh noes, I forgitz to tel u dat ai hab de keyz burred deepz in mai fur so yu cantz leeb widout meh…so sorees I forgitz to tell yu dat. Ai see wuz gud idea to hidz dem frum yu!
Oh…dats y teh zepplin not beez startin….
okaiz den…does yew want tew ride in teh zepplin?
Oh yesh, zepplinz, takz meh awai! Ai will sta in Zeplin so yu can getz da xtra floofy kashmir kittehs, ai keps enjin runningz for da fastist getz awai. Ai noo wuz big branz to kep de keys to maiselfs..iz ok, I forgib yu fur tryin to leeb wid out meh. Iz hard to wate fur keys wen gud noms be watingz. Iz hard fur kittehs to shar…I can hab unnerstans.
yay foar xtra floofy kittehs!
But…ah wusn’t tryin tew leeve widdout yew….Y wuld ai?
*sigh* keys down’t hide good in scalrees….
you can has mah furgivenesses….
Nau dat I had da finks tiem, I noe dat yu wud nebber leeb wid not me on bords.
Da thots ub da exotic noms meds meh crazee. I dun no wut ai wuz finking. Yu mus hab ben tryz to start da zepplin for I got der so dat wood be da warms wen I getz in der. Sumtimz in mai exsites, ai forgetz hu mai frenz ar.
**luks doun in shamz, den luks up batting da golden kitteh eyes** I preshate yur forgibnes.
Sew…I can has teh zepplin keyz plz?
(Ai sins a snorgle-fest frum meh soon…)
{{{{kerrykatz}}}}
***luks round, no one seez, finds da keyz** I gibs dem tu yu nau. Pleez to dribe da zepplin to mai haus for to piks meh up wen zepplin iz warmz insid. If der tu manee naborhud kittehs wating, pleez to go witout meh…sob sob. Dun woreez bout meh, sabez yurselbs…. I xpectz yu tu tel me ob adbenturz and tu pleez sendz me da yumee noms dat yu findz der.
no wurriez…dere are not too manee kittehs in mah neiborhud…
*goes inside zepplin to warm it up* Brr….tis chilee in hear…
Ai wates wid mai kittehn mittehns on for da zepplin to landz on deh streetz. Oh noes, der so manee kittehs her dat wantz ridez in zepplin! **opens can ub fancee feastees** der, mebee dey be distrakted for minnit.
Okaiz…teh nom zepplin beez redie…..
{{{WRr}}} fanks to nawt mek me da noms! Dem Kangra roos is so bedder tastee for ebbryun….reely dey is, I swerz! **kerrykatz4 breefs si ub releef**
kerrykatz4 wakz up from nap, most worn out in da branz. Iz hard to fink of menu for ebbryun. Nau ai haz a tired. Pleez to sum da cheezfrenz to gibs meh speshul drinkeez and da catnipz for meh to recubber from dees partee planz. Ai likez sum moosic wid dat tu pleez, nd not meen biolins!!
Has a martooni adn dees nip chip cookies.
I playz teh moosic tu, bud Ai onlee noes banjer adn fiddul moosics
Dooling banjers anywun?
Noes, fanks for da doolin bajers, nawt WANTS to skweel lik da piggehs.
Can ai haz martooni and de cookeez wid no banjers, if yu pweese?
***luks round in sneeky way and takez martooni wen WRr bakin mai cookees**
*comes back wif cookies. looks around and scritches eer*
Where iz mai martooni maed wif teh exlax?
Oh well Ai make sum moer. KK4 Ur cookies R dun
**has a ponder** **has reelzashun** **has a hisses**
Nau can not eet da cookees cuz I ben in mai pottee boxes for so long. O wai, O wai I sneekz mai martooni?? Krimz duz not payz in dis cas.
**sigh of releef, soz to speekz** at leest diz better dan de pig squeleez, but not so much.
Awl teh
Burgerz wid
Dheez
Dat yew culd
Eet!
Dat help? *lays out tray of different tieps ov burgers*
I has condimentz az well
Ick….ah ment Cheez, not Dheez…
Wat condimentz yu be habbin?
Aardvarks, diced finely
Burger meets
Catsup?
Deli pstramis
Elefent ears
F…
Flavor nawt frum nekst pikshur
Gherkinz, ai nawt fink so
hangubur relish
Iceburg letis
J
Jello med ub meets
K…OH NOES!! Not kerrykatz 4 condimintz!!
Lots ub maus partz
Many mor maus partz pleez
NomsNomsNoms
Oposim giblets
Perhaps mor meetz pweez
Q…..
Quite a lot ov cheez
Reelee lotz ov cheez
Sew much cheez
Too much cheez (nawt pawsibble!)
Unlimeeted cheez!!!
V…
Veri big catnips
Wots ub chikens wings
Xtra meets on da grill
Y-becuz I wub yu
Zebra sauce on ebbryfing
…..
O wayt….ai furgot dat dere are no moar letterz tew uze…
**hangs fwuffy hed in defeat, and den lifs hed up**
Iz noe letturs nau, but I still wans to hab mor condiminz…how can dis beee?
Mus be fishin out mai keys for da Nom Zepplin an wunderz wut happenz wen ai wuz so buzy wid dat mishin.
o weel….yew can has teh xtra condimentz newayz…
yayz for teh nomz zepplin!
Oh yayz, we takz al de condimintz on teh noms zepplin. Yu nebber noes wut kinds uf gud noms we getz der. Mebbe neds xtra condiments cuz we pirates all der noms.
gud poynt….
oh drats…bee bak….in a wile….ai gots tew practiss teh piano…
Berry fine fellow naow abailabul in estra-larj!
Hai! Ai gots teh kweshtun: Duz ur kitteh lyck teh pikshurs?
Josie alwayz lycked pikshurs. It wuz sumfink abowt teh stuff dat maeks it glossee, aifinkso. Prolly nawt gud foar kittehs, sew ai tryed 2 keep tehm outta hur reech, but wunse in a whiel, ai wud forgets an hur wud go rite foar it!
Weerd Kitteh.
Mebbe kitteh tris to cleen pikshurs for yu wit scrachee tung for to helpz yu wit da hauswurkz. I haz kittehs all ub mai lif an nebber haz un dat do dis! Un mai kittehs I habs nau liks to chew on mai pencils, I fink dis not gud for him eeder. He not carez wut I finks nd I mus haid mai pencils frum him. Deez be silly kittehs we hab, huh?
Ackshully, hur usta lyck teh bafftub aftur ai gotted outta teh showur.
Ai figgured teh skratchee tung wuz better dan teh Skrubbin Bubblols!
Oh hai gin {{rhsb}} I finks dis onlee proovs dat yur kitteh jes triz to helpz yu wit da hauswurks wat meks us so tiredz and takez timez away from da snorgles dat her wantz wit yu. I has a BC namd Secret (I calz him Secret Sauce cuz he so cute) **stopz to refwect on da cutnez ub mai Secret Sauce** Wen we taks da bafs nd showerz, der is plase in da tub dat allus haz waterz lef der. Secret goz in der ebberytime to drinkz da watterz dat iz in der. Den he likez to do da funnee scratcheez on da smooth baftub sidez.
**nodsnods in greement wit rhsb bout ar silee kittehs**
Teh glossee stuff in fotos iz (oar yoost 2 be) gelatin. Dat iz maed frum animul bits, soe kittehs wud fink it wus fud.
{{annipuss}} nomnomnomnomnom da animul bits on da pikshurs. Ai lubs da animul jello.
mai kitteh doze nawt nom teh pishours, butt he noms teh tishew payper liek combes in teh gift bags. He can smell it afinkso cuz if ai leaf sum owt he finds it in 2 seconds adn starts teh nomming. Beeg kitteh teefie marks in teh gift payper compleat wif slobber adn drool iz awl wais a gud gift idear. Hiz sistir liks teh couch cushons tho adn teh floofie blankiez.
U haz a gud howliday gift idear, afinkso. Teh kittehs allwayz addz a niez purrsonal tuch!
lol sooo cute
Yung kitteh luks in magfyng mirror, iz confoosd for moment, den recubberz nicely.
Narcisisstic kitteh is narcisisstic.
(Ai prolly spelled dat rong, but u gets the eyedea.)
Wen mai spelings is rong I is hapee for da lolspeaks, ebbryfing meks da purrfek
sins! {{{rhsb}}}
{{{{rhsb}}}} See, ai sed sins wen I meens to say sens!!
Aifinkso Ai prefer purrfek sins to purrfek sens.
{{{{{{{{WRr}}}}}}} de purrfek sins iz da bestest uns ebber!
***gibs WRf sly smile in agreement***
Agreed….espeshiallee /purr/fect sins…
{{{ DK }}} dis makz for the noizeist purrs ebber **sly wink for DK**
*smiles a bit* Indeed, dey do…..
{{{kerrykatz}}}
{{{D K}}} Yesh indeedy doo!!!
**kk4 blushes prettily**
*smiles*
{{{{kk4}}}
yay fur lolspeekz!
Iz blezing ai finks.
Copy not big enuff- plz to embiggen moar. Then I will take eleventy-hundred copies 4 all mai fans.
Doan forgit 2 sine before sending owt!
Mai minions wil sines mai nem to dem cuz der iz so menee fanz nd so litel time.
plz can haev ottograf?
Ai refer yu to mai minions, ai haz to getz mai booty sleepz timz, dey iz pade wel to tek car ub dese fings.
Yeerbuk not sew bad dis time.
@@@@@@@@@@!!!11!!!!!
Iz gud dat ai members to combz mai lublee fur dis year for da pikshurs!
Ha ha! He certainly likes his photo! How adorable.
wuns mai bruvver tooked a grate pikshur uv mai BC Morgan, wuz big closeup uv onlee his eyes an nose. hee luuked teh feerce! ai muuved 2 new apartmint, had pikshure lyin onna floar, an mai other kitteh walked by it. WHOA! he stopped, luuked down at teh biiig feerce kitteh inna floar, lifted a paw, tehn thot better uv it an RAN!
Dis pattern wallzpaperz 4 teh InterTubes rum. so U members to feed teh kitteh.
wat a cyoot kitteh pikshur
You are Beautiful good “A”
HI PEOPLES HOW ARE YOUZ
**********funny i lov it*************