EW!
EW! I DID step in it….
heer. smell it nd tell me wut u fink it iz.
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ai can has a bad flavor.
Con-kitteh-lashuns on yer nawt second!
Greet ingz mai Lady!! adn kungratz on ur nawt-sekkund!!! Wut flavor drinkee u wanting?
Ooooh, sun iz obur yardarm so kin has just abowt ennyfing, huh? ai hurd yu kaim tu urf in Texas a fyew daisz ago. ar yu awl n sconsed in da wintur palis nawo.? (Ai’m stil finking abowt da drinkeez. ai babulz wile ai finkz) haow abowt sum shardinay wif sum dat gud stufz awn lidul breds wut yu cawlz em? um, um um . Sheesh! mite hab tu goze obur tu frij tu se wut da hek it iz. I spil sum awn me urlier nd can smel it wif turmaturs nd garlikz.
toomorree, wii will landing in Corpus Christi fur a cuppla munfz in ower winter palis. *snerk*
so u will be hassing a Corput Christi Chrissmus?
Chrissmus on deh beech!! Yay!
Bruschetta?
Yis! dat’s da wun! gud jawb, {{{{{{{NS}}}}}} Ai hab da big brane freez awn dat. Nd naow Ai fink ai heeerz da owld man pursun furijing in da kichen nd Ai’ll hab tu goze tu sort him owt. Ai yellz at him “kepe yur durty hanz owt da frij! ” nd he lafs at me. dor handul wuz awl greesee urlier . ick! but nawt as bad az da piddul awn da flor.
Your hubbin pidduld on da floor?
Ur hubbun pudduld awn da flor?
du u mean brooshetta?
Congratychulashionz!
*flips burger on grill, readeez cheez*
Does yew wants ne condimentz??
ooooh, yes plz. maibe sum pikols if dat nawt bee 2 mush trubl.
aftar teh lady-m haz wan ob cors.
tiz veri dee lish. fank u d-k. ai waz feelin a bit peckish. goez gud wif teh stinki weazil. can ai fix u a glaz?
shore ting….dere are sum pikuls dere….
*places patty on bun, adds cheez, puts on plate, and hands it to you*
Dere….
Ne une els want un?
yis, pliz, kin da umyumz be kukked? pikulz ar gud tu nd sum musturd.
Fanks {{{{{{DK}}}}}Iz dlishus! gud jawb!
*bows* yew’z welcom….
*grills some umyumz* Dere…neting else?
Dat wil du it fur me nd ai must ete nd run naow. Se yu awl tumoro.
G’nite, Mai Lady!1!1 Schmoo.
Doez yew wants a cheezburger?
(btw, does cweem=queen? Just curious….even though it did, supposedly, kill the cat…)
*jumps in uninvited*
It’s cween mj, aifinkso. Hur avatar iz an “m” on tawp uv a “j,” and teh whoel fing haz a crown.
Sew ai wuz rite….she iz a queen?
I likez tu thinking sew….now if deh rest uv deh whirlld wud just bow down tu mii…..adn bring mii chokklit….ya, datz deh tikkit…i wantz moar chokklit.
Yess, mai cween……*comes back with moar chocklit*
Heer eet is, mai cween….anyting else?
*bows again*
Oh, thank yew DK. U kin never having tu much chokklit. I think I will b going tu bed now.
Schmooz tu awl deh Cheezpeepz. Adn a spechul hug tu Floydfan04240, deh latest peep added tu deh map!!
yup!
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I b habbing deh crashing puuter. I think dis wun iz
bowt reddy tu die. *sigh* guess itz time tu buying
a gnu wun. Dis poor thing b bowt 7 yrz old and haz
crashed 5 tiymez tunite. i haz dun deh “restore”
twisest.
*bows to teh cween*
Has yew everr thout ov tryin Ubuntu? eet will wurk eeven in sum ov teh awlldest ‘puters…
wot u say? dat meens baff?
nebber mind.
maibe mawm wil just dunk da lidul footzee in sum warm wadur tu warsh orf. Dat’s bad enuf fur a baf.
Conga ratz awn ur nawt sekkond. ai am finkin ov sumfin aprop rye at 4 teh drinksies….
brb
*goez off 2 fink*
ai gotz it!1!! teh stinkie weasel. haz Tekwila, rum, lemon adn shugar. aifixed a beeg pishour 4 everiwan. hear hlep urselvs.
*poors glaz speshul 4 ladymondegrene*
Oh, dat sowndz gud, big-gladys.
*pourz msef a stinkee weezil.*
sip, sip, sip.
Thankz.
stinkee weezil?
It was liek u were reeding my mind Beeg gladys!
fanks!
*pours ginomus glass*
*starts drinkin*
*clikz glazes wif teh cween*
hazn’t scene u round hear 4 awhile, butt ai ben 2 busi wif teh werk. PLEH, pleh, PLEH.
Wii wuz viziting wif huzbinz sister. Now wii on deh rode agin. wii b neer Temple Texis toon ite.
a song 2 hlep wif ur travle
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f208Ufl3ikk
HA!! dat b ower theme song!
Ohai! dat stinkiweezl souns liek gud drinksies, I haz 2 trai dat somenday!
Congaratshoelacings 4 ladymondegrene’s fain fain nawt-seccund! I will dans 4 u, k?
*dans dans twirl
twirly twirly jump jump
dans twirl dans
jump dans Yay!*
Oh, fankz, {{{{{BG}}}}} nebur trai dat b4. sownz gud. sluuurrrrp! nd iz just in gud tiem fur eting heer. Sumbuddeez heer iz going tu be cumming obur tu sai”wairz owr fudz ?” berry sune naow.
no mattar hao ai splain teh standards vs. dailite saveengz teim 2 mai kittehs, tehy do nawt unnerstan adn bee wanting teh fuds at teh old teim. Ai tellz dem iz nawt teh dinner teim 4 anover hour, butt tehy insist dat ai feeds dem nao. tehy r nomming awn mai shoelazes nao sew mus bee veri hungerie.
make it sumthin strongish plzthx.
I needs it. Iz cleening up kitteh pee orf my closet floor.
*sigh*
*fixz dubl wan 4 leeza-b*
kitteh pee awn teh floor??/? sawries.
*fixz anover dubl stinkie weazel 2 haev redi 4 leeza-b wehn kitteh pea awl cleenud up*
*drinks wif one hand, sprinkuls bakey soda wif teh otter*
Now i haz deh mental imij uv deh shaker shapinged like an otter wiff bakey soda flying out uv deh liddlol holez in himz hed.
U can has!
http://www.canterburycross-collectables.co.uk/otters-fish-wildlife-animal-salt-pepper-cruet-shakers-p-245.html
*Faispaw*
I wuz just kidding!! i didn’t noeing it wuz fur reel!!
I didn’t!
But wif teh innertubes… if it exists, u can finds it!
DO WANT!!!
Yes plis just gawt hur nu kittehs Mundane nite. wundur if dey wil du dat . shen nawt saiz so yet. Dey runz arown so much tudai she neded nap. Wundur if she noze she nedez BIG bawx bakey soda.
Gonna get taht thing whut follerz me wun waigh or t’otehr!!
Ai noe datz a kitteh, but it luks liek a pawsum.
yes he duz! an ai’m veree sory fur laffin at teh possum-kitteh.
himz nose is tu rownd tu lukking like a possum, but deh tail shur lukz possumee. I wunderz how he gotted deh possum luk??
Mebbe dat Fronch kitteh @ teh NB last spring wuz reely a pawsum in dezguys?
Sew, ’tis a pawsum impawsturr?
is dat pawsumble??
I didun’t tink sew….but iff sew….don’t tell hiz ole paw…
Nawt dat derez ennyfing rong wif dat…
Naw, heez just playinpossum!
OOPs–dat post 2 say: “just playin’ possum!
(gnu flahvur: wite choklate!)
Mai foot!!!! Wait, wherez mai odder foot?!?!?!?!!?
Did you step in something to?
“Gaaak! Who let sum animul poop in teh howse?!? Oh wait, dat wuz me…”
how do u get ur lulz on teh front page?
U have 2 vote or sumptin?
The kittehz taking awl deh lolz and trowing dem up in deh airz. Teh big cheez grabbingz at dem and teh wunz he catchez ending up on deh frunt page. Yah, dat b how it goez.
Darklite – cweenmj iz teezing yoo! Yoo haz to submit tehm – and tehn an ittteh bitteh committeh piks aut teh wuns tehy laik – an those get awn teh voaeting pages. Tehn peepl voet awn tehm – an if yoo getz enuff voets, yoo getz awn teh frunt page heer.
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But it iz VERREE hard. They get thouzands ov submishuns EBREE DAY!!
hmmm sownds liek the same thing tu me!
I would like to start the discussion of what exactly ‘it’ is…
Annnnnd GO!
‘it’ is Peg Bundy’s giant late 80s/early 90s red-ish wig.
It iz Cartmans spects mai athoriteh.
Iz ohtay.
HEEEEER GOGGIE!!
GOTZ SUM SPESHUL CHOKLIT FOAR UUUUUU!!!!
IZ NOMMEE NOMMEEE LISHUSS!!!!!
When I had teh gogooies an teh kittehs, we had to keeps teh doors where teh litterbocks libbed, cuz teh goggie thawt it were the
MAJIK CHOKLIT FAKTEREE!!!
PLEH!!! DO NOT WAWNT!!!
EW! EW! EW!
Now I neeedz deh braynez bleech.
ai kan mayke it wurs, ai bet…
heer goez… r u reddy?
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in mai haous, iz called
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KITTY ROCA!
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(FWIW, az ai unnerstanz it, teh kitteh poops hazza lawt uv proteen innem… iz whai teh goggies lykez em…)
Oh Noes!!! {{{Melissa}}} I hadz a goggie Germin Shepurd wat did dat!!
PLEH..PLEH..PLEH… wat rong wit goggies anywaz…We gibs dem da gud fudz, ai haz no unnerstans ub dat
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Major Pleh haz reported fur doodee!!
Major Pleh, I canz tranzfur to udder plehtoon, pleez? Yu iz gud leeder, not git meh rong, but dis plehtoon iz da pleh.
Wut? choklit factoree? wharr?
EWWW, ai step in mai own barfs dat I leebs fur mai hoomins…..EWWWW!
hoomins is jest lukky it wasn’t stukked to yer rear and dragged all over teh howse… BTDT.
{{{{leeza-b}}}} Ai had dat happenz jus dis mornin frum mai kitteh Ripper. It wuz a bad fing, he did de draggy slide all ober da haus! Den we haz to holz him down to remuv offending, um, fing dat wuz on der. He has angreez nd criez and showz us all de pointy enz an teefs. Wuz NAWT funz. Oh, peez, mai
leeza-b, ai nedz da sparklee drinkeez to forgit dis afful fing.
aw itz ok. I’z used to it.
and DIS is why I has all hardwud floors.
oh, and btw, just anotter reason I has to start insisting we sterilizez teh branes after teh sweepings-up, and before putting bak in teh hed.
Think abowt it.
and wif that, I bid u ad-ew.
nites all!
g’nite, leeza!! schmoo!
Dis spanez mai brane sportzez! I nu der wus reezun for dat.
Major Pleh, reportin foar doody!!!
You said doody!!!
Howdee doody fur y’allz
Oh Melissa – GMTA! Ai dint see yoo down heer. Sorree!
Maxwell Smart kitteh is… getting smart?
Yes u sertainlee did ‘n u will 4 teh rest ov ur leif, so *get washin’*!
iz his fut cleen now?
Maibe we dunks da lidul fut in the stinkee weezil fancy lemmingadez, (just a liddul bit pored ina sossur) Kitteh warshes it and iz gawtz da happeez tu.
Ekskooz me, but nobody mentions the splortaceuos kyoot here?
~Splode~
There, we has prufe
Ai wuz gun mentions dat, but tuk so long to gather branz from da flur from da splortz dat happens to meh.
Dat kitteh has normus splortz putenshul.
Sept him haz teh stinkfoot.
and stinkee –
and I sez this frum very resent xperiense –
iz teh anti-splort.
Mai deer fren Bluesfan473 haz mading a LOL fur ebbreewun. it b heer:
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2234299
Adn den hur mading a liddlol song dat goez like dis:
*insert anee tume u lyke heer*
♫
♫ Pleez 2 nawt bee a sap
Git ursef awn de cheez frends map! ♫
Iffen u wud lyke 2 plai
Send emayo 2 de cween todai! ♫
It’d bee grate 2 inklood evreewun
Cauz Cheezland iz sew mush fun! ♫
Sew join uz won’t u pleez?
Sho ware ur r in de land uv Cheez! ♫
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Thank yew Bluesfan!!!
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If u b reeding dis, u shud b on deh map! write an emayo tu cweenmj@gmail.com adn say hoo u b and ware u b. I will putting u on deh map and sending u a ne mayo bak tu telling u dat u b on deh map!! u duzn’t need tu b in deh yahoo cheezfrenz oar on mai ICHC frenz list oar eneefing else. Dis map b fur awl deh cheezpeepz — comminterz, lurkerz, adn eben deh trollz. U awl b a part uv deh Cheezland. Deh lokashun can b az exact or az vague az u b liking 2 protekting ur privacy. i followz ur wishes. Dere awlso b ruum for a comment if u wanting to say ‘Oh Hai’ oar sumfing. And if u wanting it, I kin putting in deh bloo linkee tu ur ICHC profile.
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Deh map b heer:
http://www.maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=Lewiston,+maine&sll=43.909766,-69.741211&sspn=1.717531,3.526611&ie=UTF8&ll=44.116677,-70.164185&spn=1.711593,3.526611&z=8&g=Lewiston,+maine&msa=0&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599
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wii now return u tu ur reglar commints.
ohai cween! lewsiton, maine??
*lik lik lik lik li– spffffffffffffffttttttt!* EWW kitteh… stuffz!
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Dis b mai fave pik bai far! Kitteh is sooo kyoot! *snorgle snorgle snorgle*
PINKIE PAWSIES!
*grabs something to land her widdle tuxedoed furrred body on*
SPLORT!
is any one here
yes
how do I change the picture to the right of my name? please answer
hai swizzle
jes folloes da instruchsun of da cween her leftid fur awl ob da cheezpeepz riet herez:
http://www.cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/
u gotta gets a wurdpretzel accoutn adn der u puts ur picshur een… adn u habs da bees logdid een in2 da wurdpretzel… but ees awl esplaind in da linkeh ai postid abuff
thank you rock siobhan
whoo hoo!!!!!!!!!!!!11
yayyyyyy it workzz zank youz very much
no problim… naic abbatar
wai u sez eww? iz ur own barf anywayz
hi
ok
hey i need some friends on here and will some one look at my lols please.
Ai lubs the luk on dis liddel bebbeh’s face! Bebbeh Ceiling Kitteh gags at teh stink ub ebil! Iz priysless!
Y u put invisible dog poo ther?!
aah it’s so cute! (:
ahahahaha this un is funneh
Dis ar hie qwaritee lolkitteh
this 1s deefinatly in my favs it sounds exactly like my 2 sisters