EW!
EW! I DID step in it….
heer. smell it nd tell me wut u fink it iz.
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ai can has a bad flavor.
Con-kitteh-lashuns on yer nawt second!
Greet ingz mai Lady!! adn kungratz on ur nawt-sekkund!!! Wut flavor drinkee u wanting?
Ooooh, sun iz obur yardarm so kin has just abowt ennyfing, huh? ai hurd yu kaim tu urf in Texas a fyew daisz ago. ar yu awl n sconsed in da wintur palis nawo.? (Ai’m stil finking abowt da drinkeez. ai babulz wile ai finkz) haow abowt sum shardinay wif sum dat gud stufz awn lidul breds wut yu cawlz em? um, um um . Sheesh! mite hab tu goze obur tu frij tu se wut da hek it iz. I spil sum awn me urlier nd can smel it wif turmaturs nd garlikz.
toomorree, wii will landing in Corpus Christi fur a cuppla munfz in ower winter palis. *snerk*
so u will be hassing a Corput Christi Chrissmus?
Chrissmus on deh beech!! Yay!
Bruschetta?
Yis! dat’s da wun! gud jawb, {{{{{{{NS}}}}}} Ai hab da big brane freez awn dat. Nd naow Ai fink ai heeerz da owld man pursun furijing in da kichen nd Ai’ll hab tu goze tu sort him owt. Ai yellz at him “kepe yur durty hanz owt da frij! ” nd he lafs at me. dor handul wuz awl greesee urlier . ick! but nawt as bad az da piddul awn da flor.
Your hubbin pidduld on da floor?
Ur hubbun pudduld awn da flor?
du u mean brooshetta?
Congratychulashionz!
*flips burger on grill, readeez cheez*
Does yew wants ne condimentz??
ooooh, yes plz. maibe sum pikols if dat nawt bee 2 mush trubl.
aftar teh lady-m haz wan ob cors.
tiz veri dee lish. fank u d-k. ai waz feelin a bit peckish. goez gud wif teh stinki weazil. can ai fix u a glaz?
shore ting….dere are sum pikuls dere….
*places patty on bun, adds cheez, puts on plate, and hands it to you*
Dere….
Ne une els want un?
yis, pliz, kin da umyumz be kukked? pikulz ar gud tu nd sum musturd.
Fanks {{{{{{DK}}}}}Iz dlishus! gud jawb!
*bows* yew’z welcom….
*grills some umyumz* Dere…neting else?
Dat wil du it fur me nd ai must ete nd run naow. Se yu awl tumoro.
G’nite, Mai Lady!1!1 Schmoo.
Doez yew wants a cheezburger?
(btw, does cweem=queen? Just curious….even though it did, supposedly, kill the cat…)
*jumps in uninvited*
It’s cween mj, aifinkso. Hur avatar iz an “m” on tawp uv a “j,” and teh whoel fing haz a crown.
Sew ai wuz rite….she iz a queen?
I likez tu thinking sew….now if deh rest uv deh whirlld wud just bow down tu mii…..adn bring mii chokklit….ya, datz deh tikkit…i wantz moar chokklit.
Yess, mai cween……*comes back with moar chocklit*
Heer eet is, mai cween….anyting else?
*bows again*
Oh, thank yew DK. U kin never having tu much chokklit. I think I will b going tu bed now.
Schmooz tu awl deh Cheezpeepz. Adn a spechul hug tu Floydfan04240, deh latest peep added tu deh map!!
yup!
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I b habbing deh crashing puuter. I think dis wun iz
bowt reddy tu die. *sigh* guess itz time tu buying
a gnu wun. Dis poor thing b bowt 7 yrz old and haz
crashed 5 tiymez tunite. i haz dun deh “restore”
twisest.
*bows to teh cween*
Has yew everr thout ov tryin Ubuntu? eet will wurk eeven in sum ov teh awlldest ‘puters…
wot u say? dat meens baff?
nebber mind.
maibe mawm wil just dunk da lidul footzee in sum warm wadur tu warsh orf. Dat’s bad enuf fur a baf.
Conga ratz awn ur nawt sekkond. ai am finkin ov sumfin aprop rye at 4 teh drinksies….
brb
*goez off 2 fink*
ai gotz it!1!! teh stinkie weasel. haz Tekwila, rum, lemon adn shugar. aifixed a beeg pishour 4 everiwan. hear hlep urselvs.
*poors glaz speshul 4 ladymondegrene*
Oh, dat sowndz gud, big-gladys.
*pourz msef a stinkee weezil.*
sip, sip, sip.
Thankz.
stinkee weezil?
It was liek u were reeding my mind Beeg gladys!
fanks!
*pours ginomus glass*
*starts drinkin*
*clikz glazes wif teh cween*
hazn’t scene u round hear 4 awhile, butt ai ben 2 busi wif teh werk. PLEH, pleh, PLEH.
Wii wuz viziting wif huzbinz sister. Now wii on deh rode agin. wii b neer Temple Texis toon ite.
a song 2 hlep wif ur travle
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f208Ufl3ikk
HA!! dat b ower theme song!
Ohai! dat stinkiweezl souns liek gud drinksies, I haz 2 trai dat somenday!
Congaratshoelacings 4 ladymondegrene’s fain fain nawt-seccund! I will dans 4 u, k?
*dans dans twirl
twirly twirly jump jump
dans twirl dans
jump dans Yay!*
Oh, fankz, {{{{{BG}}}}} nebur trai dat b4. sownz gud. sluuurrrrp! nd iz just in gud tiem fur eting heer. Sumbuddeez heer iz going tu be cumming obur tu sai”wairz owr fudz ?” berry sune naow.
no mattar hao ai splain teh standards vs. dailite saveengz teim 2 mai kittehs, tehy do nawt unnerstan adn bee wanting teh fuds at teh old teim. Ai tellz dem iz nawt teh dinner teim 4 anover hour, butt tehy insist dat ai feeds dem nao. tehy r nomming awn mai shoelazes nao sew mus bee veri hungerie.
make it sumthin strongish plzthx.
I needs it. Iz cleening up kitteh pee orf my closet floor.
*sigh*
*fixz dubl wan 4 leeza-b*
kitteh pee awn teh floor??/? sawries.
*fixz anover dubl stinkie weazel 2 haev redi 4 leeza-b wehn kitteh pea awl cleenud up*
*drinks wif one hand, sprinkuls bakey soda wif teh otter*
Now i haz deh mental imij uv deh shaker shapinged like an otter wiff bakey soda flying out uv deh liddlol holez in himz hed.
U can has!
http://www.canterburycross-collectables.co.uk/otters-fish-wildlife-animal-salt-pepper-cruet-shakers-p-245.html
*Faispaw*
I wuz just kidding!! i didn’t noeing it wuz fur reel!!
I didn’t!
But wif teh innertubes… if it exists, u can finds it!
DO WANT!!!
Yes plis just gawt hur nu kittehs Mundane nite. wundur if dey wil du dat . shen nawt saiz so yet. Dey runz arown so much tudai she neded nap. Wundur if she noze she nedez BIG bawx bakey soda.
Gonna get taht thing whut follerz me wun waigh or t’otehr!!
Ai noe datz a kitteh, but it luks liek a pawsum.
yes he duz! an ai’m veree sory fur laffin at teh possum-kitteh.
himz nose is tu rownd tu lukking like a possum, but deh tail shur lukz possumee. I wunderz how he gotted deh possum luk??
Mebbe dat Fronch kitteh @ teh NB last spring wuz reely a pawsum in dezguys?
Sew, ’tis a pawsum impawsturr?
is dat pawsumble??
I didun’t tink sew….but iff sew….don’t tell hiz ole paw…