Then he knocked me down and stol mah bukkit!
dont noe da storee of da lolrus nd his missin bukkit?
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AI WANT MAI BUKKIT BAK!
GMTA, jk2k! an congrats az well!
LOLrus iz da LIER. Bukkit waz took frum LOLaphant Seel!
An ai want it bakk
GMTA, concatshulashun on deh ty!
on noes, wii fink aliik tew much tewdai!
just da fax, ma’am
but i don’t haz a fax maam! wottizzit??
Sry, Ms. Lolrus. Just tell me, in yr own words…
“And jest whooz werdz wood eye be usink? ” snaps Ms Lolrus
Um, yoo cud kwote:
Attila de Hun
Beaker
Christopher Columbus
D…
Dateline nbc
Eddy Munster
Fred Flinstone
G…
Dudley Doorite
Elebenty udder silly britees
Felix da kat
Gorj ob du jungl
H…
Handsum cabs
Igloo dwellerz
Josee and pussycats
Kerrykatz4!!!!
L….
Loris’s
marmosets’
Nutrias’
O…
Preshus
Quak da duk
Rokee Rakitycoon
S…
Schrodinger
teh Tidy Bowl man
Unknown
V…
Othello
Pink panther
Queen lizbet
Ralph da mouth
S…
Steve Martooni
Ted Koppel
Ulysses
Vladamir Pootin
W…
Wikky Ranger
Xavier Coogot
Yogi Bare
Z….
Zebedee
Sweetpea
Thorton Wilder
Utter Pendragon
hey, you tooked teh werdz rite outta my mouf!
Viggo Mortenson under infloo wince o Veritaserum
Whirlled Wide Webb
X…
Oprah!
Peter, Paul & Mary
Qbert
Roy Rogers
S…..
S*d tihs fer a gaime ob soldurs, I’s gonna drown mah sorros an eet lawts ob herrings, Aifinkso.
{{starling}} Here drinkz diz frum meh tu yu. Iz sparklee drinkee ub herringz and catnipz. **handz to starling den goes tu kitshun to cleen da blender** Ai can makz stronger wid twokeelas if needz dat.
Strawnger? That be possibul?
*sniffs tentititititvuly*
*fanets*
**fanz starling** Iz for medisinul purpozez onlee.
Oh teh Hyooge Manitee!
I would never steal a bucket!
Borrow, for a moment or two, perhaps. But steal? Never!
ai noes Hugh, but but but teh werd onna street is Ms Lolrus issa out lukking fur yu !
when marine lyfe goez bad…
Kinda lyk swimmin wif de sharks.
It smellz.
Dere wuz no red herring!
goooannnn….hedesk…owchies
No red herring (yum). Jus bloo bukkit.
an he stole mai lunsh munnee 2! u cawl SWAT teem naow!
Nau wutz I gun eet fur lunsh?
Mus b unner-cuvver poleese man. No yooni-formz.
**Sigh**
An ai lykes yooni-formz sew mush.
Ai fort him wuz a noozpapur riportur, nawt a pleesman.
Oar mebbe ferapist?
Lolrus gitz eertated wid ferapist. Ai nawts hatez mai muddah, dis bout mai bukkit, pleez tu stai on subjik ub mai anxiuteez.
I meens mai anxzit–mai anzyoo–mai bukkit trubbels.
1. ‘Twas a Dark adn Stormee Nite. Ai was swimmy along wib mai faborit Bukkit (teh bloo won) minding mai own bees knees wen awl ob a sudden…
Okay, ai wants frum teh stoar: toona, anchovees, salmonom, shrimps…..
Do ai needs 2 repeet dat 4 u? Did u rite it awl down?
Ohh, wii goin tu teh store??
Less sea:
Anchoveez
Brine shrimpz
Cat fish
D…
Darfins
Eelz
Fishees
Gud Fishees
Huge Fishees
I…
Dover sole
Eels
Filays-o-fishies sanwitchiz
Gushiefud
H…
Hallybutz
Ice bukitts for drinkees
Jerkee treetz
Kipperz
L….
Ice
Jaberwocky
Krab
L…
Lushis lizards
Many cheezburgers
Nice tender nuggits
O…
Oktopuss
Prawns
Quit a lawt ob fish
R…
Rudolfh teh red nozed raynedeer
Schrodinger
teh Tidy bowl man
U…
Whoops!! Eye putted dis onna rong lizt!
Dis shood be onna lizt above. Sew sorri.
Reely big stakes
Salmon
Tender vittels
Upossems
V….
Venysuns
Weely big beefy bitz
Xtra cheez pleez
Yams,,,Nawt wantz
Zepplin not med ub Led so wez can fly way to find mor noms
**kk4 luks for da zepplin keyz an fines dem!** Com on cheezfrens, les go to finds noms in da exotic places.
Oh noes!! Nobudee wans to trabbel to da xotic placez for da speshul noms wit meh? Ai iz warms up de zepplin so we nawt be colds.. Mebbe ai can temts yu wid dez ideas
Afrika for antelopes
Brazil for beefstakes
Cozoomel for catnip cookees
Daytona for dakereez
E…
I wantz 2 trabbel!
Eest Overshue fer sum eggses
Franse fer sum craipes
Godiva-land fer sum yummy choklits
Hungary, cuz wii are hungree!
Icyland fer sum icy screem
J…..
ai nawt sew sure ai wantz 2 ride inna zeplin tho, ai seen dat Hindenberg footage 2 mennee tymes!
{{{bluesfan473}}} I nedz trabbel cumpanyins, cuz iz hard to trabbel bai maiself cuz ai mus tak mai napz.
Jamayka for jellybeenz
Katmandu for kipperz and kut kittehs we can takz hom
Liberia for lefoberz uf beefs
Mexicoo for many margareetas
N…..
Not to hab wureez, ai iz gud piloot, nd nawt wants da heelyum cuz it maks mai lublee voice to hav a strange.
Naples for numee sketeez wit saus
Orlando for ober eezy eggz
Pakystan for proshooto
Q….
QWEENSLAND FOR QWACKERJAX
RAWANDA FOR RACKITTYCOONS (FRIED)
SWEDEN FOR LINGONBERIS
TAILAND FOR CHAI TEA
UZBEKISTAN FOR UMBERELLAS (STEWED AN DE-BONED)
VINEYARD (MARTHA’S) FOR CODISH FISHEES
WASHINGTON FOR BREKFAS- CUZ ITZ A NEW DAI !
X…
Xanadu fer xtra speshul noms
Yugoslavia fer yogurt
Zambia fer zuchinninini
Okayz, nau dat we haz da menyu, heer we goze!! Off to da foren landz fild wit xotic noms an nu kittehs to meetz and greetz. Up Up an Awaze, felow adbentoorers!
CAPS LOCK.
Let sparkysmom show u it.
OH, HEER, I FINDZ IT111 OH NOES, DARN DIS CAPS LOCK, I MEENZ !!!
Hee musta been purrtee big tu nock u down!
O teh huj manatee…
U finks it wuz a huj manatee dat nocked himm downz?
Dey seem sew nize.
We are nice! I was merely swimming by, minding my own business when a masked individual carrying a dollar-sign bag went running past me! I tried to trip this guilty person with my flipper but, alas, I was too late & he or she made their escape.
Wuz dis culprit waring ebil blak mask tu?
Lies! LIES! C’est Lies, je tells vous!
.
* lukks arownd nerbussly, hides dollar sign bag adn scampers off…
Dun yu noes dat krimez not payz? I hop yu wuz nawt waring da clothz wid da blak nd wite stripes on dem. **lightbulb goes off** Wate, den yu can blamz on de zebra!
Wayt, eye thot wii wiz lukin fur teh purrsun dat stole teh bukkett?
U sayed tis man had a dollar sign bag.
We al noes dat yu sell da bukkits on da blak markit to da lolruses. Dis wy yu neds da munee bag, cuz lolruses payz da big $$ for da bukkitz and askz no queshuns.
aifinkso maybee de dollar-sign bag wuz beeg enuff 2 hyde a bukkit in. nawt pointin anee fyngers heer….jus sayin.
Gud pointz, mai deer watsun..I wunner if da poleesman haz fot ub dat?
“he lookeh lika maahn”
@@@@@@@@@!!!!!!11!!!!
Eye lubed dat frum Madd TV! Dew u no iffin it iz still onn?
Teh show iz still awn, but ai nawt kno if taht woman iz still awn it.
Ai yooshulee sleepin bai then.
Mee tu! But eye haz been recording SNL!
Here u go: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeccBgO-32k
yay!!! thanks ms dusty bunneh
eye lol’ed!
Fank u!
“okay, i tell you evryteen”
.
i havunt seen ms bunneh swan in sum thyme
sheez nawt onna madtv enymoor
Ai wuz mining mai own buzniz oppisur, den da egg man cumz nd steelz mai bukitt! Ai pais mai taxuz, eggspekts to hab bukitt returnd bai nd ub dai.
Koo-Koo-Ka-Choo!
Gesundheit!
EM! Ai r mad at u.
U tryed 2 POYSIN mi wif ur Ebil Omelet yesterdai!
*snif* Ai thot u lubbed mi….
Minion, I did NOT try to poison you. Why would I do that? The world would be a much duller place without you.
Even the suggestion that I poisoned you gave me a DID flare-up
But awl teh ebil in dat omelet wuz 2 mush. Ai oberdosed!
Awl ai rememembur iz ai wuz eetin, den ai saw a brite lite, an tehn ai woked up wif a belleh ake.
Perhaps it’s because you have not had an Ebil Omelet in quite a while. You need to keep your Ebil level steady.
Ai wud lieks a non-poisoned Ebil Omelet, plz. Ai can haz? Mushrooms, smoked gouda, an termayters, iffitz nawt too much trubl.
*givz teh “plz to feedz meh – ai hazzint eeted sinse Oktember” luk*
*flutterz eyelashes*
I sawd dat!! **wrinkels brow in cunsern** Iz tumee beturz nau frum dat ebil omlit?
Iz hard to be lolrus wid de eggman hoo duz da lurkinz round. **hands rhsb tissuez**
Dah pooor lolrus. Hims cwyying.
an, an,an, mai bukkit had fishies in it 2, sew dat maiks it grand theft trout!
Uhhhhooohhhh! Mai poor behbeh bukkit! *sobs unkuntrolaaalllby* Mai poor behbeh bukkit! *wailing lowder* AAAAAAAaaaaggggghhhhh!!!11!!! Lemme atem! Lemme atem! Ai’ll sho himz! *Wails eben moar lowder*
duz dat maik lolrus de prince uv wails?
If naut gitz bukkit bak sun he shirly wil turn to prince uv darknis wit ebil thotz for revengees.
Shirley u meanz da prince of pails…?
{{{{{Phat Cat}}}}}
hez wailin cuz he lawst hiz pail
Pleez to no callz meh Shirley!! **laffs to self at own clebbernesses**
Pail nawt lawst, pail stolen! *wails and wails* Ai wails fer mai pail! MAH BUKKIT IS GONE, GAWN, GAWN! O TEH HUJE MANATEE!
*joins in the wailing*
GONE! GONE! YOUR BUCKET IS GONE!! OHHHH THE AAAGONY!
sheesh, wat a cupple a drama kweens! itz a bukkit, nawt ur kidnee after awl!
But mai kidnee wuz in da bukkit!
BF473, Ai mai be a qween but ai gawts lotsa drawma! Bukkit important liek a kidney
U faind mi mai bukit and ai gif u big reward!
whoa! where are all the new voters coming from?! all the posts have shot to over 1000 suddenly!
ACORN!
Synce reevng is miin, so says da Lord, he gots to bee a prince. Uv darknis? or troof and lite? Wu noes?
I fink dpens if he gits da bukkit bak. Mebbe he on da fensis tween da gud and da ebil.
Yes, I kan discraib it. Iz bloo, haz a handul, and iz shaypd liek a bukkit.
mmmmm. Troo memree? Wishful tinkin? Idea planteded in hed by Ebil Maus? U b da juj
Lolrus nawt wantz to leeb tank to take de lie tektor test. Grumbels to self bout da shoddee polees wurk.
lolrus cleerz froat: hem hem
.
♫ O ware, o ware haz mai bloo bukkit goan ♫
O ware, o ware cahn it beeeeeeee?
♫ Wif itz handle brite an mai fishiez insyde
Ai wantz it immediateleeeeeeee! (oar elze!) ♫
Well, he should just be he happy he wasn’t knocked the other direction…
minus second occourence of “he”… *sigh*
Teh bukkit wuz stolz frum LOLaphant Seel, Nawt LOLrus
this is probally the wrong group to try actual facts and consistancy on. i’m afraid it’s wasted with this crowd.
Win!
5 points.
I agree, I’ve seen the other pic with ‘tha bukket’ and this one made me laugh a lot
Ai noes who stoled Ur bukkit.
bunnee habs tuber locis
bunnee habs onlee 1 lung
bunnee spit blud inna bukkit
and dri it an chew it fur gums
Bunnee stoled teh bukkit!
Heer bunnee, yu neds dis bukkit mor dan ai do, pleh, do NAWT want mai bukkit bak now!! Iz ful ub bunnee kooteez.
Cuse me? Bunnee wif 1 lung? I conf… disrup… I dohn unnastahn
I dohn unnastahn eider, dat whut teh song sez. I learned teh sawng inna kitteh garden
Ai finks 1 lung bunnees be mos endanjurd speeshees eber. I dun no if ai can sleepz tonite cuz dat song gib me da nitemarz.
“Can I quote you on that Senator Kennedyy?”
aww, tiz gud 2 see teh bukkit seal bak.
Yay! <3 lolrus!
den he kikd meh in teh fliperz and kald meh a jak@$$