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Basement kitteh doez NOT cuddlez.

i thot basement kitteh liekd hugz.

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  1. Hatsuyuki says:

    Nope. He sure doesn’t.

    • smammie says:

      Conga Ratz tu yew!

      Wud yew bii lichen ah hawt cuppa cawfee? Maibii sum toastiez tu?

    • upfi says:

      Conga rats, Hatsuyuki, on teh brayde wif annipuss and smammie. Wud u like to go to teh ty bootique while ai get teh wine and beer ready 4 a round of drinks? U can has sum freshly made pizza wif it or cheezburgers.

      • smammie says:

        Gud Mawnin, upfi !

        Aye iz stihl fondlii bememberin dat lubberlii liter yew givved mii teh udder dai… yummmmmmm

        • upfi says:

          Gud mawning, mai dear smammie!
          showing sow mush kindness to peepz shud translate into a beer 4 u, wot u fink?Dere is speshulty here, white yeast beer. Bery frothy!

          • smammie says:

            Fankumz, but nawt dis mawnin’. Habbin slept a gud nite, butt nawt yet et teh brekfuss, maibii Aye shud aks fur teh rayne-chek ahn teh white yeast beer? Aye finkso, yesh. Onlii it sounz sew gud… nope, Aye bii smarti-pantz, haz tew dribe tu werk soon.

            Mr. P’s S.N.L. iz Bavarian. Hur haz bin a reel edumakation, letz mii tayle yew.. frum beir tu Swartzwald Kuchen (takes her 2 days to build one). Adn ebben beddarur, gud German whine, sew hard tu getz hear, but sew wirth teh cost.

      • Hatsuyuki says:

        *wiggles*
        Thx, but no thx. I iz a teetotaler. Jus sum soda an’s pizza…no w8, cheezeburger. Oh! Cheezburger-pizza! Yus! I proclaim Cheezburger-pizzas fur everyone!

  2. annipuss says:

    Pettin? DO NOT WANT!

  3. smammie says:

    Arrrrgghhh, nawt kuddlez!! NOMZ!!!

  4. Podcat says:

    Basement kitteh haz teh big clors OMGOMG. Iz stills wants teh cuddlez wifs him thow.

  5. brainfire says:

    awl mai poiynty endz r 4 u!1!
    releese me nao!1!
    floof n snorgles, pleh!1!
    DO. NOT. WANT!1!

  6. Badgerer says:

    Alien Kitteh:
    Scapes frum hooman blegh!
    Rarrrh!!!!!!

    stop, stop, dat tiklz. hehehee

  7. reba says:

    No kuddlez!

    No kudd ..

    Stop

    Wait

    Well, aktully,

    Thas quite niz

    More! Gimme more

    I’z a CAT

    Ob CORS I liks it

    No, don’t stop! Mor cuddlez, mor cuddlez, mor!

    • Yoo ar deskraibing mai Glorfindel to a T!! He wuz a slytlee feral kitten – an fur sum taim he wudn’t let enewun tuch him. An ai awlwaiz told him if he noo hao wundeful getting skritched an petted reelee iz, he wud be demanding it! An shur enuf – nao he cannawt get enuf.
      .
      But ai still can’t pik him up! He’s verree strong – an haz teh pointiest ends EBBER!

  8. Mr_Kitteh says:

    awk he so does! Just gots to tickle and blow raspberries on his tums tums … whilst he claws at your head … But he’ll soon settle down teehee

  9. chrisbg99 says:

    Funny that the picture before this one is of a white cat.

    • upfi says:

      we haz an eekwal rites polissee here 4 color coded cats, u noes. ;)

      • steroid says:

        But y teh blak kitteh hafta be basment cat? I fink ur Teh Man, jus trai-in to keep teh blak kitteh daun.

        (I haz blak kitteh dat ownz meh, so I gots to defend dem.)

        • Ai haz a blak kitteh too! Fiona iz her nayme – sister to Glorfindel – teh wun ai just menshuned above. She iz reelee small an kyoot – nuthin but aies! An verree sweet. No basemint kitteh in hur at awl!
          .
          Egg sept if ai trai to pik hur up! Wich ai, being ov sound mynd an bodee, an wishing to stay that way, DON’T! THEN she shows just hao basemintee shee reelee iz! ;)

          • smammie says:

            Mai Pretty iz teh saem way: pet hur, brush hur, eben pull hur tayle (she lubs dat), but iffin yew doan wannabe purr-fur8d, do not pik hur op, nebbar.

            • skwirrlgrrl says:

              Let me show u my BC! Thelma… (pic on profyle)
              And yes she IZ a BC. To everyboddy but me. I guess if ur a minion u gets speshul considerashuns. ;)

              Btw, any of u that was reeding last nite, guess which kitteh is p-ing in my closet? Yup.

          • Oh i usin tew bee afeared of awl kittehs! its teh pointy fings yuo seez – dey scarez meh!! But since iz grown upn gotz mai own plaise iz have 5 kittehs in totalz n dey awl lubs tew bee pickd up n cuddled cos i mayde dem dat wai frum teh beginnins tew helpz meh wit mai fear of dem – now i haz two beautimus basmint kittehs(check mai abatar dats dem) who only show me der ebils wen i bee layte wit teh brekfusts!!

            • ohh meant check in mai pics to see my kittehs….oh peepz iz been a long week at teh offuce..sew much trubble *sigh* i bee needin sum timez out iz getn more stoopy bai teh hour!!!

          • yeh, dats rite! noe diskrimminilayshun aginst teh blak kittehs
            bai compairin 2 basemint kitteh! u knoes, teh reel basemint kitteh
            cud yooz tihs ignerince 2 hims advantij – - awl he needs is sum bleech
            nd viola – - he is taken fer CEELIN CAT. oh, ai cuddint cownt teh nomber
            of peepls whu wer led awai bai basemint cat in disgiyz!
            .
            nd yes, iffin NEwuns remembers, i iz still band frum ICHC at hoem – -
            must beez sneeky wif the Hoemroom pyooters – - hasta run awai nao.
            I’LL BE BACK!

        • annipuss says:

          In TTI, blakk kittehz aer thort 2 be speshullee lukkee, soe Ai fyned it berry hard 2 fink uv dem as bad.

  10. codewarrior says:

    leaveee meeeh alooonnnneee !!!
    i dontZ wonnah cuddlez!

    WHYYYYY? whyyy do u do tis to meeh?

    -.-

    ok! i see… but itz nuht my fawlt, that me is sow cuteeeeh…

    ..so WHY???…why do u pwnish me for thaaat??? ;(

  11. Dekk Rant says:

    kitteh iz nawt sew happee rite noa, mush bii sumwun taked sumfin ob himz!

  12. hana says:

    waaa scary demon kitty! >w<

  13. skwirrlgrrl says:

    Sowry ur hassing a bad week!
    Hate to add onna top.. but clikkin on ur name, duzznt take u anywheres!
    {{{lolwannabeeee}}}

  14. beevils says:

    Kitteh awdishening for Spyder man?
    Iz gud, akshully

  15. mugglemary says:

    kitteh is showin off purrfeckts halloweemin kitteh skillz!
    kitteh is nawt mad, eers are up, an bakk pawz are nawt showin pointyenz.
    mai zeekie is basement cat to ebberywun cept me an sumtimes to his minion me iffn ai goofs an craws inbizzible line…

  16. TiannaBanana says:

    Dis iz teh bebbeh Basement Kitteh in traynin….

  17. CorrectJeans says:

    Y u giv kitteh 3 Ritalin?!

  18. nismo says:

    I cuddlez you anyway, bebeh.

  19. Serendipity says:

    awww basement kitteh jus needs a belleh rubz, den he be frendly

  20. Aj says:

    Basement kitteh haz a cuzin…
    basement budjeh

  21. kittehkitteh says:

    ai lurve basement kittehz but si nevur unhderstud whut ceeling cat ment….lolz

  22. Dekk Rant says:

    Well ai uh… ai guess dere bii teh linky tew ur profile! :oops:


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